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Re: Stupid Thread Ideas
« Reply #420 on: June 28, 2018, 06:37:43 AM »
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« Reply #421 on: June 28, 2018, 06:40:21 AM »
Orange Juice:  pulp or no pulp?
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« Reply #422 on: June 28, 2018, 06:47:57 AM »
Which make better frisbees: AOL discs or Kenny G discs?
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Re: Stupid Thread Ideas
« Reply #423 on: June 28, 2018, 06:52:47 AM »
Which make better frisbees: AOL discs or Kenny G discs?

Someone told me that before plastic, old 78's were used as frisbees. I don't know whether to believe it or not.
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« Reply #424 on: June 28, 2018, 07:47:42 AM »
Someone told me that before plastic, old 78's were used as frisbees. I don't know whether to believe it or not.

They must have broken quite easily.
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« Reply #425 on: June 28, 2018, 07:55:42 AM »
They must have broken quite easily.

It was considered fun.  ???
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« Reply #426 on: July 04, 2018, 03:32:36 PM »
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« Reply #427 on: July 06, 2018, 07:27:18 AM »
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« Reply #428 on: July 13, 2018, 02:28:51 AM »
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« Reply #429 on: July 14, 2018, 12:04:18 AM »
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« Reply #430 on: July 14, 2018, 01:02:23 PM »
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« Reply #431 on: July 14, 2018, 01:37:37 PM »
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« Reply #432 on: July 14, 2018, 09:28:41 PM »
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