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Ludicrous Questions
« on: March 01, 2017, 06:19:05 PM »
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Is Bach jazz?  :-\

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2017, 06:19:48 PM »
Which came first?

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2017, 07:05:26 PM »
Which came first?
Yes, that came second.

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2017, 07:16:27 PM »
Is that a question?
Is a question that is not a question a ludicrous question?
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Re: Ludicrous Questions
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2017, 07:22:31 PM »
Why did I set my alarm clock to the time of day when I will be out and my flatmates will be in  >:D
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2017, 01:49:59 AM »
Actually, why did I put ten alarm clocks in hallway and set them to 3am?  ::)

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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2017, 02:02:31 AM »
Why didn't you start this thread?  :P

Because you already did.
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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2017, 04:48:44 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2017, 05:35:50 AM »
So, had many exams yet, Thatfab?
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2017, 06:05:06 AM »
How many discs is too many?
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2017, 06:48:05 AM »
When is the resurgence of the heckelphone expected?
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2017, 11:46:59 PM »
When is the resurgence of the heckelphone expected?
Very nice.

Can my microwave oven also play CDs?
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« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2017, 04:26:09 AM »
Can my microwave oven also play CDs?

Can my cat play CD's?
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2017, 04:51:21 AM »
Why cannot everybody's cat play CDs?  :)
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« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2017, 05:27:24 PM »
Why cannot everybody's cat play Sequenza IXa?

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« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2017, 05:47:05 PM »
Why can't we all just get along?
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« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2017, 05:49:39 PM »
Why cannot everybody's cat play Sequenza IXa?

At first, I misread this as referring to Stockhausen's Klavierstuck IX, and wondered about the sight of a cat throwing its whole body against a keyboard over 100 times in succession.
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2017, 12:56:01 AM »
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).