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I almost created this thread like a month ago but accidentally didn't.
This is my place for my adventures, rants, blogs and coffee reviews
Starting off, my starship has broken down. We have been trying to get to earth to invade and all, but my damn accountant has been slacking off lately. The ship was meant to get repaired THREE WEEKS AGO
. I've been going to this diner lately and there is this cute Femoloid chick that has taken my fancy, who works the cash register. We've flirted a little, I may ask her out, who knows? Well She says that "space apes are the best kind of apes", I feel positive about that
I keep hearing about this galactic politician Chindle Rump
, who is apparently the first politician to never swear or puke at his debates and inauguration. People find that his lack of puking or at the least, spiting on a small flower then stomping on it to get his point through to be enraging.
He's been elected the past three months now and we don't hear about him at all.
Half of my orchestra died last week from an accidental air poisoning. I have replaced them all with genetic clones but they are having difficulty all of a sudden trying to learn Ferneyhough's "la terre est un homme
". In the past, we've performed all of Stockhausen's Licht Cycle
in one day, so I feel their sudden lack of skills puzzling. My job as a full time intergalactic conductor is still going well, I'm about to embark on a performance of Tristan Murail's new opera "
La Grande Singularité Métaphysique"
, I predict that it will become the most widely regarded opera of the 24th Century!
Also, I composed a large piece for orchestra and electronics based off the structure of petty human DNA, which may be premiered after the Murail opera.
For now, I'm waiting for my bloody accountant to get her shit together
We will invade earth in a matter of time, for now just eagerly await our visit and perhaps you can start recommending the best coffee brands on earth? We'll need some good caffeine by the time we get to you