Question:
Which piece describes your sex life?
Option 1: Nielsen, Inextinguishable
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Option 2: Chopin, Minute Waltz
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Option 3: Mozart, Hunt Quartet
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Option 4: Mahler, Symphony of a Thousand
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Option 5: Adams, Short Ride In A Fast Machine
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Option 6: Max Richter, Sleep
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Option 7: Schubert, Unfinished
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Option 8: Widor, Toccata
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Option 9: Grofe, Grand Canyon
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Option 10: Ravel, Concerto for the Left Hand
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Option 11: Strauss, Don Juan
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Option 12: Beethoven, Emperor
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Option 13: Scarlatti, Cat's Fugue
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Option 14: Albinoni, Adagio
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Option 15: Haydn, The Clock
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Option 16: Tartini, Devil's Trill
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Option 17: Boughton, Greek
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Option 18: Beethoven, Hammerklavier
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Option 19: Tchaikovsky, Little Russian
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Option 20: Haydn, Le Midi
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Option 21: Hovhaness, Mount St. Helens
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Option 22: Stockhausen, Gruppen
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Option 23: Koechlin, 7 Stars
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Option 24: Gorecki, Sorrowful Songs
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Option 25: Haydn, The Bear
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Option 26: Nyman, Stroking
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Option 27: Nyman, Synchronizing
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Option 28: Banana
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Inspired by Brian's anecdote about his friend who said The Rite Of Spring describes his sexual activity in detail.
Inspired by the Monty Python quote "Sex sex sex, that's all they think about!" (Life of Brian, 1979), my choice is: J.S. Bach, In allen meinen Taten, BWV 97.
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Witty thread.
I rather liked the character in the Benny Hill show, many decades ago who said:
'I certainly don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none too sure about it afterwards'
8)
Quote from: vandermolen on March 01, 2019, 03:34:47 PM
Witty thread.
I rather liked the character in the Benny Hill show, many decades ago who said:
'I certainly don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none to sure about it afterwards'
8)
"Do you believe in same sex marriage?"
"Yes indeed. I have been married for 40 years ... and the sex always the same."
I much prefer slim women to fat women. And I do like women who choose to remove all of their body hair. As a result, I'm confused by Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain.
e: which reminds me, with an unknown you should always wrap it up (serious talk: although not double wrap - because the increased friction can increase chances of the condom breaking) but wrap all the same to avoid an unwanted intimate encounter with Koechlin: Le buisson ardent.
Quote from: ChamberNut on March 01, 2019, 01:45:33 PM
Is there a 'Concerto for the right hand'? ;D
The Poem of Ecstasy has an arrangement for the right hand. :P
Quote from: ChamberNut on March 01, 2019, 01:45:33 PM
Is there a 'Concerto for the right hand'? ;D
You could try for once
Ravel's
Concerto for the Left Hand and pretend you were just
Haydn's
Il distratto. ;D