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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 05:29:31 AM
Strictly for posts of seven words, thanks.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 05:29:58 AM
This has been no mere caprice, friends.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 05:30:54 AM
Not everyone is obliged to participate, naturally.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 05:45:27 AM
All good sentences must end at last.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: kishnevi on March 28, 2017, 09:28:00 AM
Summarizing summaries allows maximum concision and coherence.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 09:31:43 AM
Could not have said it any better.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Brian on March 28, 2017, 09:32:59 AM
I am glad Karl found some company!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 09:34:11 AM
More participants make for more enjoyable threads!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 28, 2017, 09:50:51 AM
Oh heck, I nearly missed this thread!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 28, 2017, 09:59:47 AM
On GMG, there's always a second chance!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 03:33:35 AM
Here comes another rainy day in Boston.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 29, 2017, 04:23:51 AM
One apple, one orange - one healthy snack
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 04:27:03 AM
I have those in my lunch sack!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 29, 2017, 04:31:51 AM
Good, I will give this a try.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 04:40:33 AM
We have three nations represented thus far.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 29, 2017, 05:12:31 AM
" .... listen to the sound of the footsteps!"



Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 29, 2017, 05:34:34 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on March 29, 2017, 04:40:33 AM
We have three nations represented thus far.

And now you will have a fourth
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 29, 2017, 05:48:05 AM
"De dónde vienes y hacia dónde vas?"

Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 05:56:19 AM
Are you posing those questions of Gauguin?  8)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 29, 2017, 06:08:07 AM
Interesting, but, no. Does Premont read Spanish? 
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 06:12:44 AM

Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on March 29, 2017, 05:56:19 AM
Are you posing those questions of Gauguin?  8)

(Your query seemingly echoed his famous canvas.)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 29, 2017, 06:23:15 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on March 29, 2017, 06:12:44 AM
(Your query seemingly echoed his famous canvas.)

It is on show in Boston. Correct?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 06:27:38 AM
Quote from: pjme on March 29, 2017, 06:23:15 AM
It is on show in Boston. Correct?
It is part of the MFA collection.

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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 06:27:55 AM
Cecil's solution to his niece's Sicilian silicon.

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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 08:38:54 AM
A friend in Ohio suggested a substitution...

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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 08:39:35 AM
Cecil's solution to his niece's Sicilian reconciliation.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 29, 2017, 08:58:56 AM
Sailing to Ceylon over a saline solution
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 29, 2017, 12:04:01 PM
Quote from: pjme on March 29, 2017, 06:08:07 AM
Interesting, but, no. Does Premont read Spanish?

Not really, but the meaning seemed clear.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 29, 2017, 12:10:27 PM
Quote from: pjme on March 29, 2017, 05:48:05 AM
"De dónde vienes y hacia dónde vas?"

Unfortunately no one can answer your question.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mahlerian on March 29, 2017, 12:19:12 PM
Time for me to jump in here?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: mc ukrneal on March 29, 2017, 12:21:40 PM
I really hate these word limiting threads.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: mc ukrneal on March 29, 2017, 12:22:40 PM
I don't understand their popularity at all.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 29, 2017, 01:13:10 PM
It is no shame to be brief
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 29, 2017, 01:23:41 PM
Brevity is indeed the soul of wit.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 29, 2017, 02:06:04 PM
Well, but this escalated quickly, didn't it?  8)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 29, 2017, 02:16:21 PM
Not that it was at all unexpected.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mahlerian on March 29, 2017, 05:19:05 PM
The things we can come to expect...
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 01:17:22 AM
Is that a movement from Sinister Footwear?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 01:34:02 AM
I will say, everyone's approach is different.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on March 30, 2017, 03:13:16 AM
"OK, I'm ready for my close-up."
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 03:39:42 AM
Makeup man, ready on the set, please.
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 04:33:49 AM
Some of us still have no clue  8)

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mahlerian on March 30, 2017, 09:19:43 AM
Where can one find a clue, then?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 09:28:02 AM
You ask me as if I knew!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 30, 2017, 09:44:32 AM
Try the stores in the clue district!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 30, 2017, 09:45:45 AM
The corner of Hint and Suggestion Streets.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 30, 2017, 02:02:32 PM
Quote from: pjme on March 30, 2017, 03:13:16 AM
"OK, I'm ready for my close-up."

Hopefully you did remember your selfie stick  :P
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 31, 2017, 04:54:41 AM
Does anyone here have a selfie stick?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 31, 2017, 04:55:24 AM
(I pose the question in curiosity only  0:) )
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on March 31, 2017, 08:46:42 AM
Maybe you are yourself the only one  :)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 31, 2017, 09:24:09 AM
But I have none, I assure you!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on March 31, 2017, 09:31:14 AM
I promise you, we are not done.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on March 31, 2017, 09:49:57 AM
"Stick a fork in him: he's done."
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Monsieur Croche on April 01, 2017, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 29, 2017, 01:28:22 PM
I'M GOING TO MURDER MY WHOLE EGO

I dunno... maybe just murder your Id?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Monsieur Croche on April 01, 2017, 01:08:29 AM
It was an exercise in studied insouciance.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 01, 2017, 01:56:28 AM
Rhyming these would be like climbing Vesuvius.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 01, 2017, 01:57:28 AM
Though to progress, depend on penultimate rhyming.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 01, 2017, 03:18:16 AM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on April 01, 2017, 02:03:21 AM
He found the way to the mountain

Then back to the valley's quickening fountain.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 01, 2017, 03:27:15 AM
It all boils down to good timing.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 02, 2017, 03:18:40 AM
Sorry I was not around much yesterday!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: The new erato on April 02, 2017, 05:33:23 AM
Seven, they are seven, a gnarly work.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mirror Image on April 02, 2017, 05:35:10 AM
Quote from: The new erato on April 02, 2017, 05:33:23 AM
Seven, they are seven, a gnarly work.

Oh man, I really love that work.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 02, 2017, 07:09:51 AM
By and large I don't get it.
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 02, 2017, 11:14:38 AM
The most rocking Chaldean ritual I know.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 03, 2017, 05:33:00 AM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on April 02, 2017, 12:02:50 PM
Por Nargred ate a fish salad wrap

Another hipster Norwegian eats reckless artisanal foodstuffs.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 05, 2017, 10:37:29 AM
King, father, royal Dane: O, answer me!

Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 05, 2017, 10:38:45 AM
When, oh when, will that nonsense stop?!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 05, 2017, 11:11:35 AM
Does anything ever really stop, stop dead?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: SurprisedByBeauty on April 05, 2017, 11:15:06 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 05, 2017, 11:11:35 AM
Does anything ever really stop, stop dead?

Tebow's Career, for one, I would say.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 05, 2017, 11:16:18 AM

Quote from: SurprisedByBeauty on April 05, 2017, 11:15:06 AM
Tebow's Career, for one, I would say.

Vanity of vanities, and all is vanity  0:) ;)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 05, 2017, 11:45:11 AM
A piano can rock and even roll
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 05, 2017, 11:48:24 AM
When in doubt ask Jerry Lee Lewis
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 05, 2017, 12:18:06 PM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on April 05, 2017, 11:52:11 AM
Bob lol god did god lol bob

bob lol god did dog lol bob
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 05, 2017, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: (: premont :) on April 05, 2017, 12:18:06 PM
bob lol god did dog lol bob

I much prefer to read this backwards
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 06, 2017, 12:18:46 AM
Quote from: SurprisedByBeauty on April 05, 2017, 10:38:45 AM
When, oh when, will that nonsense stop?!

Pray,exorcise,invoke Telal, sacrifice a ram!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 04:29:52 AM
To think we've come to idol worship!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 04:30:28 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 06, 2017, 04:29:52 AM
To think we've come to idol worship!

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . . .
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 04:38:47 AM
Sing for your supper, man or monkey!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 06, 2017, 04:54:43 AM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on April 06, 2017, 04:35:29 AM
When must one la la for food?

When must one la la for good?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 06, 2017, 05:10:40 AM
That is something I was never told.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 05:16:44 AM
By the turkey was the lad fooled.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 06, 2017, 05:31:55 AM
Hey, you should beware of cold turkeys
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Marc on April 06, 2017, 05:50:41 AM
Quote from: (: premont :) on April 06, 2017, 05:31:55 AM
Hey, you should beware of cold turkeys

Temperature is rising and fever is high. :(

https://www.youtube.com/v/jo7A02KtuDw
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 07:09:50 AM
Fifty acorns tied in a sack, wot?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: drogulus on April 06, 2017, 08:49:37 AM
     
     (http://i.imgur.com/TRXqBIB.jpg)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 06, 2017, 08:50:47 AM
The claim in that sentence is false.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 08:53:45 AM
False sentences can serve a rhetorical purpose.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 08:54:10 AM
(I'm not certain that it does, there.)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mahlerian on April 06, 2017, 09:02:09 AM
Maybe, and this sentence is certainly false.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 06, 2017, 09:04:35 AM
"The best things in life are free."
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: drogulus on April 06, 2017, 09:15:29 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 06, 2017, 08:50:47 AM
The claim in that sentence is false.

   

    I am sorry for not including words. (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/Smileys/classic/cry.gif)

    (http://www.renemagritte.org/images/paintings/the-treachery-of-images.jpg)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 06, 2017, 09:33:13 AM
Apologies for not being sorry at all.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 07, 2017, 12:11:00 PM
Are you not sorry to say so?
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 07, 2017, 06:18:03 PM
It's no easy thing to express regret.

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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 07, 2017, 06:18:43 PM
 I'm not certain I really believe that.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mahlerian on April 07, 2017, 06:39:13 PM
So I suppose you regret posting it?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 08, 2017, 04:24:30 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 07, 2017, 06:18:03 PM
It's no easy thing to express regret.

But only rarely you will regret it.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 08, 2017, 04:30:27 AM
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on April 07, 2017, 06:47:59 PM
I regret posting my "secret word" book

understandable even if we don't understand it
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 08, 2017, 04:34:41 AM
I understand I cannot understand it all.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 08, 2017, 04:38:02 AM
yes it is - so to speak -  understood
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on April 08, 2017, 05:17:31 AM
Quote from: drogulus on April 06, 2017, 08:49:37 AM
   
     (http://i.imgur.com/TRXqBIB.jpg)

"All Cretans are liars" is a paradox.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 08, 2017, 07:21:18 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on April 08, 2017, 05:17:31 AM
"All Cretans are liars" is a paradox.

Only if it is spoken by a Cretan.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on April 08, 2017, 07:32:49 AM
Is a self-referential paradox true or false?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 08, 2017, 08:29:19 AM
Paradoxically it is both true and false
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 09, 2017, 09:02:07 AM
"The Great Turtle Race was a disappointment."
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mirror Image on April 09, 2017, 09:03:22 AM
Do I really need another composer shirt?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 09, 2017, 09:05:23 AM
So many composers, so very few T-shirts.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Mirror Image on April 09, 2017, 09:13:51 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 09, 2017, 09:05:23 AM
So many composers, so very few T-shirts.

This should be 'quoted for truth,' Karl. 8)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 02:48:55 AM
This weekend Triad (http://www.triadchoir.org/) sang two terrific concerts.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 10, 2017, 03:01:45 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 10, 2017, 02:48:55 AM
This weekend Triad (http://www.triadchoir.org/) sang two terrific concerts.

Did they sing something by Karl Henning?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 03:05:01 AM
Not on either of these two concerts  8)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 10, 2017, 04:25:33 AM
Es sungen drei Engel ein süßen Gesang.

Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 05:15:25 AM
Quote from: pjme on April 10, 2017, 04:25:33 AM
Es sungen drei Engel ein süßen Gesang.

And that is one exquisite (folk?) melody.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: drogulus on April 10, 2017, 09:48:15 AM

      (http://i.imgur.com/TRXqBIB.jpg)

     (http://i.imgur.com/ZC31jwY.jpg)

      The real link is the one below.

       http://i.imgur.com/TRXqBIB.jpg
     
     
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Marc on April 10, 2017, 10:59:41 AM
The real link is the missing link.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 11:10:03 AM
The missing link down in the drink.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 10, 2017, 11:22:38 AM
"Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled"

(Yeats)
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 11:51:22 AM
Love fled on a Radio Flyer sled.

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Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 10, 2017, 11:57:08 AM
"The present-day composer refuses to die."
~ Varèse

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 10, 2017, 12:01:07 PM
"That is no country for old men."

(Yeats)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 11, 2017, 12:17:29 AM
Rhyme rhymes with crime,slime and sublime.

...

(not all imagination directs towards the sublime)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 11, 2017, 03:00:14 AM
. . . think but this, and all is mended.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 11, 2017, 05:20:57 AM
Peace, ho! the moon sleeps with Endymion
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Marc on April 12, 2017, 09:19:03 PM
The most beautiful peace of chocolate cake.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 12, 2017, 11:27:18 PM
We walked away, counting clouds and stars.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 13, 2017, 01:27:23 AM
"The time has come," the Walrus said.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on April 13, 2017, 02:59:11 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Walrus and the Carpenter, Lewis Carroll!

(Thanks Karl, great discovery : "O Oysters, come and walk with us!")

http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/walrus.html


Peter
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on April 13, 2017, 05:03:02 AM
How about hunting for the Snark next?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 13, 2017, 05:52:54 AM
The Snark was a Boojum, you see.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 17, 2017, 02:41:06 AM
And fortunately this is nothing but fiction
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 17, 2017, 02:54:09 PM
Here I am, waiting in Newark Airport.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 17, 2017, 03:33:22 PM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 17, 2017, 02:54:09 PM
Here I am, waiting in Newark Airport.

Whiten your shoes and cast a spell   :)
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 17, 2017, 07:22:03 PM
With plasticene porters with looking glass ties.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on April 22, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 23, 2017, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on April 22, 2017, 09:07:09 PM
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly.
This reply gave me the broadest smile.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on April 24, 2017, 08:27:21 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 23, 2017, 02:30:23 PM
This reply gave me the broadest smile.

"When there are clouds in the sky,
You'll get by if you smile"

Charlie Chaplin
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 26, 2017, 10:40:17 AM
I think we have to start anew
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 26, 2017, 11:21:38 AM
Thanks for getting the ball rolling again!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: prémont on April 26, 2017, 12:18:41 PM
'Cause life must go on and on....
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on April 27, 2017, 04:21:18 AM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on May 01, 2017, 11:56:23 PM
Stranger, follow the guide through unknown alleys!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on May 02, 2017, 12:11:37 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on April 27, 2017, 04:21:18 AM
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

When someone gives you lemons, make marmalade.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Christo on May 02, 2017, 01:43:29 AM
But what if you don't like ... ?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on May 02, 2017, 02:26:58 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on May 02, 2017, 12:11:37 AM
When someone gives you lemons, make marmalade.

There's never any harm in some marmalade.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on May 15, 2017, 10:59:07 PM
But Kool Aid can be very harmful.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on May 16, 2017, 12:42:37 AM
It bloats your waist, burns the teeth!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on May 16, 2017, 01:03:57 AM
My doctor advised against it just yesterday.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on May 16, 2017, 02:03:24 AM
Hallelujah, praise the lord, drink pure water.
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on May 16, 2017, 02:27:29 AM
We're shopping for a new water filter.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 06, 2017, 03:11:38 AM
I must have a matchbox here, somewhere.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on June 06, 2017, 03:17:31 AM
Try to set the night on fire.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 06, 2017, 03:18:02 AM
You know that I would be untrue . . . .
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: North Star on June 06, 2017, 03:28:06 AM
Break on through to the other side
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on June 06, 2017, 12:45:41 PM
... look at the ashes under a magnifier.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 07, 2017, 01:36:45 AM
My, but this thread has become lively!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: pjme on June 07, 2017, 02:13:56 AM
Yes: swim, dance, spring ,romp and run!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 11, 2017, 05:13:07 AM
Mom told me never play with matches!
Title: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 11, 2017, 03:57:48 PM
Unto every itch, there is an ointment.

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Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 12, 2017, 02:57:47 AM
You sure can tease out a sentence!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 16, 2017, 03:12:13 AM
My choir worked very hard last night!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on June 16, 2017, 04:50:17 AM
A noteworthy incident in the asparagus patch.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 26, 2017, 01:19:03 AM
Someday soon, my ballet will be finished.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: snyprrr on July 27, 2017, 08:36:27 AM
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 27, 2017, 08:39:58 AM
Quote from: α | ì Æ ñ on July 26, 2017, 01:22:33 AM
I hope, that I shall hear it  8)

Hope also to see the lovely dancers.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 27, 2017, 08:40:54 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on July 27, 2017, 08:36:27 AM
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

What woman, what woman, what woman, what?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 27, 2017, 09:45:29 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on July 27, 2017, 08:36:27 AM
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

Did you have sex with ANY woman?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 27, 2017, 09:45:48 AM
(We all know that question is rhetorical.)
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 28, 2017, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: α | ì Æ ñ on June 10, 2017, 08:36:17 PM
Let me stand next to your fire  8)

Let me sit next to the air-conditioner.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 28, 2017, 02:37:34 AM
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 28, 2017, 03:16:39 AM
Plans you can throw in the can.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 28, 2017, 04:05:26 AM
Can a corny Kansan's canny kin can-can?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 28, 2017, 09:55:45 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: zamyrabyrd on July 28, 2017, 10:01:20 PM
Mares eat oats and does eat groats.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on July 29, 2017, 12:21:35 PM
In the Court of the Crimson King
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Rosalba on September 15, 2017, 08:28:55 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on July 28, 2017, 02:37:34 AM
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on September 15, 2017, 09:25:55 AM
Once more unto the breach, dear friends!
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Rosalba on September 15, 2017, 10:57:21 AM
Then imitate the action of the tiger...
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Rosalba on September 16, 2017, 12:52:45 AM
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Title: Re: The Most Severe Seven-Word Post Thread
Post by: Karl Henning on September 16, 2017, 04:40:28 AM
What treasure, uncle?

— Tennis balls, my liege.
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