Concerning the fake "educational consultant" i.e. huckster mentioned below: at the convention he worked the crowd like
Elmer Gantry, thereby proving our (my and those of my colleagues) suspicions about him. It also turned out that he wants to sell his "consulting" forms to the diocese, of course.

No word yet on precisely how stupid the bureaucrats are!
I saw a report about the misuse of "milk" for "plant-based beverages," e.g. we have today "Oat Milk," "Almond Milk," "Soy Milk," etc. Government bureaucrats saw no reason (for once!) to interfere, because they thought nobody would really think that a nut has milk. Dairy farmers, however, have surveys showing that many people do think that real cow's milk is involved in e.g. almond "milk." The farmers believe the term "milk" should be reserved only for moo juice.