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greg

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Inter-species dating
« on: May 29, 2007, 02:15:52 PM »
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

There's this frog that keeps on coming out on the patio and my dog keeps on licking it- the first time it was in a corner. Then last night, after i brought the dog in, i saw it right by the window, waiting for me to let him out (and they were both staring at each other).

I don't know if this is a friendship or dating, since i've forgotten how to speak Dog and also Frog. But my dog licks everything, including the table, wood, garbage, his puke, pee, and poop. Any animal experts here who can determine what's going on between these two?

Mozart

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 02:43:22 PM »
Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.

Kullervo

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 03:01:45 PM »
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

There's this frog that keeps on coming out on the patio and my dog keeps on licking it- the first time it was in a corner. Then last night, after i brought the dog in, i saw it right by the window, waiting for me to let him out (and they were both staring at each other).

I don't know if this is a friendship or dating, since i've forgotten how to speak Dog and also Frog. But my dog licks everything, including the table, wood, garbage, his puke, pee, and poop. Any animal experts here who can determine what's going on between these two?

It's quite obvious the frog secretes hallucinogenic substances that your dog uses to communicate with Anubis.

greg

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 03:02:46 PM »
Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?


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It's quite obvious the frog secretes hallucinogenic substances that your dog uses to communicate with Anubis.
who's Anubis?

Kullervo

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 03:03:45 PM »
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?

who's Anubis?


greg

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 03:04:40 PM »
oh, that's just Ubloobideega's cousin

Mozart

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 09:54:02 PM »
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Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?

Dogs like to lick things. Dont make me tell the tale you told me about the peanut butter.

Larry Rinkel

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2007, 10:48:57 AM »
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

Join them in a threesome and see if that answers your question.

mahlertitan

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2007, 11:04:19 AM »
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?

pjme

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2007, 12:29:53 PM »
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.

Dogs very often are spoiled by their bosses and become totaly crazy and lunatic. Dogs are NOT kids, princes or princesses. ;D ???

Do you feel that you raised the dog well? ???

Let him chew a real bone!



mahlertitan

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2007, 12:30:57 PM »
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.


so do humans...

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 12:39:43 PM »
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?

It could mean that  ;D

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greg

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2007, 04:55:15 AM »
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?
hm, good point...

though i do think the frog enjoyed being licked

SimonGodders

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2007, 05:01:28 AM »
It could mean that  ;D

Sarge

Now we are drifting into dodgy territory...

There's a whole film industry dedicated to this... :-\

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2007, 05:01:42 AM »
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\

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greg

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2007, 05:15:50 AM »
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\
;D

Greg,
See if your "frog" is actually a toad. If it is, get back to me and I'll tell you what I know.

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well, if i see it again...

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2007, 10:40:55 AM »
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.

Dogs very often are spoiled by their bosses and become totaly crazy and lunatic. Dogs are NOT kids, princes or princesses. ;D ???

Do you feel that you raised the dog well? ???

Let him chew a real bone!




I read somewhere that elephants are monogamous.  They have one partner for 30 years. 

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Species You Are Considering Dating
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2007, 10:44:15 AM »
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\

Enter the Gurnatron

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Steve

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2007, 10:48:17 AM »
Perhaps, a well-proportioned one-celled organism.

Ubloobideega

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Re: Inter-species dating
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2007, 10:49:11 AM »
Perhaps, a well-proportioned one-celled organism.
nah, they're too picky when it comes time to order food from a restaurant.