A dream

[Mozart]

*i wanted to get away...escape for awhile
*so i asked my friend if i could rent an empty room in his his house
*with his parents
*they were so odd
*for some reason
*after 1 night
*they wanted to kick me out
*i payed them 200$ to rent this place
*they wrote me a note during that 2nd dinner, made of stickers
*and i asked for my money back which at first they were reluctant to give back
*i couldn't read the note or count the money since it was dark
*i went from 1 room to another
*trying to turn on the lights
*and they would turn on
*but
*they were such dim lights
*i couldnt see the words or the bills, only a dim glow that would make out the room
*i went to the bathroom
*nope
*to my room nope
*to the kitchen
*to the living room
*and still all the lights were dim
*and in that dim light
*i saw the lady of the house walking in just her panties up the stairs like a zombie, with only her hair to cover her boobs, she didnt even care i was there
*after that finally i was able to see the light in my room
*and began reading the note
*i read the first sentence
*"the problem with you is we already have a 6 year old here"
*and before i could read more
*the 6 year old showed up
*and he had a chocolate bar
*the 3 musketeers type
*with the gooey middle?
but it wasnt an ordinary chocolate
*it turned into a blob
*a monster
*that came to life
*made of that gooey center
*with bits of the hard chocolate shell
as if the chocolate had exploded and grown giant
*and the boy and me had to fight it for the chocolate wanted to eat us!
*in the end the boy drove his remote control car into the belly of this chocolate
*and in trying to digest it
*the chocolate vomited and choked and died
*and turned back into a bar
*and we shared it in triumph
*fini

[imperfection]

How about no?

[Mozart]

i once met a woman made of water
we played for hours in the sun until we were sleepy and wanted to take a nap
and when i woke up guess what happened?
she left me for the heavens, i could see her smiling down on the whole world in form of a cloud
i wanted to rise to those heights and delight in sinking myself in her white skin
but the path to that joyous place was full of unfamiliar footprints
that I quickly became confused
unaware of me the cloud drifted away
i gave chase but it was no use
the only way to reach her would be if were of water too

[secondwind]

So, in your second dream, the water woman represents Music, and you represent, well, You, and the relationship isn't quite all you'd like it to be (yet). . . If it is any help, I've heard that human beings are more than 90% water, so maybe there's hope!

[greg]

ha, still thinking about that Turkish woman? 
(or whatever nationality she was...)

[Mozart]

ha, still thinking about that Turkish woman? 
(or whatever nationality she was...)

She was Hungarian, and not really. She told me to visit her while the whole time had a Mexican boyfriend now and is moving there  what a devil she was.

So, in your second dream, the water woman represents Music, and you represent, well, You, and the relationship isn't quite all you'd like it to be (yet). . . If it is any help, I've heard that human beings are more than 90% water, so maybe there's hope!

Plus I am an aquarius, the waterman! I've had some good days with music since that long post, but unfortunately it's all been melancholy music

[greg]

She was Hungarian, and not really. She told me to visit her while the whole time had a Mexican boyfriend now and is moving there  what a devil she was.

the irony 

[Mozart]

The cows have gone on vacation to France. While trying to board a train they finally realize the workers are on strike. Such a concept they never dreamt of! Why should my nipples be pulled and tugged each morning for those ungrateful humans? From this day forward we cows shall not work anymore! Of course such a scare was thought about in advance, and in the year 1963 the governments of the world created the strategic Mozarella Orbiting Our World Nonstop project otherwise known as MOOWN. A few brave astronauts had to be chosen to head to this cheesy world and bring back enough product to satisfy and nourish the world human's needs for calcium and animal proteins. On their return a disaster happened. It was the day of the Tomatina festival. As the vessel carrying the astronauts and cheese was returning to earth, it malfunctioned and the cheese was let loose to try and save the astronauts lives. The cheese began falling to the earth heating up as it entered the atmosphere. The cheese completely melted choose its target, Spain. Already covered in tomatoes the people of spain becan terrified as the sun was blocked out by...well melted cheese. The entirety of spain became a human pizza. Someone let the bulls go free and they took their revenge on the culture who frequently killed their kind, they enjoyed a feast!


Fin

[Mozart]

There once was a guy who had been collecting his used gum since he was a boy. He had the brilliant idea of fashioning it into a pair of pants. He chewed, spit, and slowly put the pants together. Finally it was the night before the pants would be completed, he couldn't sleep in his excitement. When it was morning he left to go buy the gum he needed to finish his creation. Of course he completely forgot to get dressed... He purchased the gum and chewed it on the way home and when he arrive he at last finished the trousers. Feeling good, he put them on and took a walk through the park, where he caught sight of a beautiful girl. Normally being much to shy to talk with women, his pants gave him a new sense of confidence. The pair hit it off and decided to go eat lunch together at Paco's Taco shop. Unfortunately Paco had influenza but couldn't afford to keep his shop closed and accidentally sneezed in our hero's burrito. The man's stomach began to rumble uncontrollably, disgusted the girl left in a hurry and he began to go after her but she was out of sight.  He decided to ride the train home, but not having slept that night quickly feel asleep. When he woke up, he discovered the bubblegum pants were stuck to the seat! Trying not to panic he thought of a solution, but nothing seemed to work. It was mexican food to the rescue and the man let out a series of pungent flatulations (i hope thats a word) which quickly put everyone including him on the train to sleep. When he would up an amazing thing had happened, he was flying in the sky! The gas has caused the bubble pants to grow a giant bubble and the breeze was carrying him quickly across the sky.  It was always his dream to visit the world and now it was his chance. He flew across the US taking in all the sights but was now stranded slowly across the Atlantic ocean and wearily fell asleep. When he woke up he knew not that he was in France. But he saw an amazing sight before his eyes, a house with a glass ceiling and a beautiful nude girl inside. It surely was love at first sight. Cupid then appeared flying next to the man and shoot an arrow to wound his heart, but the man bend forward to try and get a better view of the beautiful girl, and the arrow pierced the giant bubble keeping him afloat. Without fear he just saw himself getting ever closer to this beauty,as if in a dream, and he crashed through the roof and landed on top of her. Two souls merged into one but only for a moment, for in his folly he had killed them both.

[greg]

There once was a guy who had been collecting his used gum since he was a boy. He had the brilliant idea of fashioning it into a pair of pants. He chewed, spit, and slowly put the pants together. Finally it was the night before the pants would be completed, he couldn't sleep in his excitement. When it was morning he left to go buy the gum he needed to finish his creation. Of course he completely forgot to get dressed... He purchased the gum and chewed it on the way home and when he arrive he at last finished the trousers. Feeling good, he put them on and took a walk through the park, where he caught sight of a beautiful girl. Normally being much to shy to talk with women, his pants gave him a new sense of confidence. The pair hit it off and decided to go eat lunch together at Paco's Taco shop. Unfortunately Paco had influenza but couldn't afford to keep his shop closed and accidentally sneezed in our hero's burrito. The man's stomach began to rumble uncontrollably, disgusted the girl left in a hurry and he began to go after her but she was out of sight.  He decided to ride the train home, but not having slept that night quickly feel asleep. When he woke up, he discovered the bubblegum pants were stuck to the seat! Trying not to panic he thought of a solution, but nothing seemed to work. It was mexican food to the rescue and the man let out a series of pungent flatulations (i hope thats a word) which quickly put everyone including him on the train to sleep. When he would up an amazing thing had happened, he was flying in the sky! The gas has caused the bubble pants to grow a giant bubble and the breeze was carrying him quickly across the sky.  It was always his dream to visit the world and now it was his chance. He flew across the US taking in all the sights but was now stranded slowly across the Atlantic ocean and wearily fell asleep. When he woke up he knew not that he was in France. But he saw an amazing sight before his eyes, a house with a glass ceiling and a beautiful nude girl inside. It surely was love at first sight. Cupid then appeared flying next to the man and shoot an arrow to wound his heart, but the man bend forward to try and get a better view of the beautiful girl, and the arrow pierced the giant bubble keeping him afloat. Without fear he just saw himself getting ever closer to this beauty,as if in a dream, and he crashed through the roof and landed on top of her. Two souls merged into one but only for a moment, for in his folly he had killed them both.

I like this one.