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Dr. Dread

#22
June 12, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Why do I have to die?  >:(

Herman

#23
June 12, 2009, 09:39:37 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on June 12, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Why do I have to die?  >:(

I don't know. Maybe because you're young?

Gurn Blanston

#25
June 12, 2009, 09:42:38 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on June 12, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Why do I have to die?  >:(

It's in the script, nothing we can do at this point. :-\

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Dr. Dread

#26
June 12, 2009, 09:42:47 AM
Quote from: Herman on June 12, 2009, 09:39:37 AM
I don't know. Maybe because you're young?

Alas. If it were only true...

Dr. Dread

#27
June 12, 2009, 09:43:22 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on June 12, 2009, 09:42:38 AM
It's in the script, nothing we can do at this point. :-\

8)

Science has not yet proven that I have to die.   0:)

Gurn Blanston

#28
June 12, 2009, 09:44:50 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on June 12, 2009, 09:43:22 AM
Science has not yet proven that I have to die.   0:)

As it is written, so it shall be done. Sorry...  >:D

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DavidRoss

#29
June 12, 2009, 09:46:49 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on June 12, 2009, 09:43:22 AM
Science has not yet proven that I have to die.   0:)
That's right.  Faith--in the sense of belief, not in the sense of reliance--is the only basis for thinking you must.
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Dr. Dread

#30
June 12, 2009, 09:47:45 AM
Of course, as Freddie Mercury once sang, who wants to live forever...?

karlhenning

#31
June 12, 2009, 09:48:54 AM
But he also sang, Scaramouche!

Dana

#32
June 12, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on June 12, 2009, 09:42:38 AMIt's in the script, nothing we can do at this point. :-\

8)

Not so! *Whistles!* "Michael Bay! You're needed!"

*Whisperwhisperwhisper*

Alas... Not even Michael Bay's ability to create an exciting, sexy life with almost no substance or plot can save you now...

Dr. Dread

#33
June 12, 2009, 09:50:35 AM
Can you do the fandango?

Lethevich

#34
June 12, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on June 12, 2009, 09:37:20 AM
Why do I have to die?  >:(

You don't - Futurama taught me that if you drink enough stem cells it causes you to reverse-age. But be careful, the effects wear off and you will have to be rich enough to afford regular doses. South Park offered a rival theory that you might have to behead foetuses and suck the neck to be able to gain this power, but I find the Futurama version (where you drink the stem cells from a mini vat mug) to be more realistic.
Peanut butter, flour and sugar do not make cookies. They make FIRE.

Dr. Dread

#35
June 12, 2009, 09:54:01 AM
Quote from: Lethe on June 12, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
You don't - Futurama taught me that if you drink enough stem cells it causes you to reverse-age. But be careful, the effects wear off and you will have to be rich enough to afford regular doses. South Park offered a rival theory that you might have to behead foetuses and suck the neck to be able to gain this power, but I find the Futurama version (where you drink the stem cells from a mini vat mug) to be more realistic.

Phew.

jwinter

#36
June 12, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
God does not exist, damn it!!!!  Even in the soft candlelight wherein my dolphin waxes, my inner genius sees that any Marxist Jew with a delicately-refined sense of aesthetic genius would know this, preferably while imbibing the sensuous pleasures of a young innocent and fragrant Asian girl with huge...

Oops, my bad.  Wrong thread.  Carry on.
The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds,
Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils.
The motions of his spirit are dull as night,
And his affections dark as Erebus.
Let no such man be trusted.

-- William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

Dr. Dread

#37
June 12, 2009, 10:31:39 AM
Quote from: jwinter on June 12, 2009, 10:29:01 AM
God does not exist, damn it!!!!  Even in the soft candlelight wherein my dolphin waxes, my inner genius sees that any Marxist Jew with a delicately-refined sense of aesthetic genius would know this, preferably while imbibing the sensuous pleasures of a young innocent and fragrant Asian girl with huge...

Oops, my bad.  Wrong thread.  Carry on.

:D

Wanderer

#38
June 12, 2009, 12:17:23 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 12, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
Did you hear me?  I'm not reading your thread!

I'm not reading it either.
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