Jesus is...

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Jesus is...

Fictional
9 (28.1%)
A Swell Guy
2 (6.3%)
Son of God
8 (25%)
A Concept
5 (15.6%)
Satan
0 (0%)
MN Dave
2 (6.3%)
Iago
0 (0%)
Late For Dinner
1 (3.1%)
Fun At Parties
2 (6.3%)
Other
3 (9.4%)

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Catison

#100
June 19, 2009, 12:55:50 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on June 19, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
Giving Jesus the benefit of the doubt, I voted "Swell Guy".  I'd invite him over for dessert, but not a full meal.  The meal is reserved for MN Dave who would likely be more fun, maybe even amenable to a food fight.  I just can't imagine Jesus starting a food fight.

Well, if you try to start selling food in the Temple watch out!
-Brett

Catison

#101
June 19, 2009, 01:06:06 PM
Quote from: Joe Barron on June 19, 2009, 12:55:25 PM
Exactly.

OK, now I'll stop.

But then you can't use arguments about how people don't follow the Old Testament rules anymore as evidence that Christians are wrong.  I can tell you what these reasons are, if you'd like, possibly in a PM.  But don't act like Christians aren't being perfectly rational.
-Brett

Bulldog

#102
June 19, 2009, 01:17:43 PM
Quote from: Catison on June 19, 2009, 12:55:50 PM
Well, if you try to start selling food in the Temple watch out!

I have meals in my home, not in some temple.  Do you often eat in a temple?  How's the food there? 

Catison

#103
June 19, 2009, 01:34:15 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on June 19, 2009, 01:17:43 PM
I have meals in my home, not in some temple.  Do you often eat in a temple?  How's the food there? 

Sorry, its a Bible joke.  Check out the Gospel of John for the punch line.
-Brett

Dancing Divertimentian

#104
June 19, 2009, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on June 19, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
I just can't imagine Jesus starting a food fight.

Well, I don't know about that! 8) ;D

(Catison alluded to it...)
Veit Bach-a baker who found his greatest pleasure in a little cittern which he took with him even into the mill and played while the grinding was going on. In this way he had a chance to have the rhythm drilled into him. And this was the beginning of a musical inclination in his descendants. JS Bach

DavidRoss

#105
June 19, 2009, 06:51:10 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on June 19, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
 I just can't imagine Jesus starting a food fight.
Right after they snapped the famous pic of the "last supper."  A couple of paparrazi got some snaps, including one of Jesus hitting Peter in the face with a cream pie, but the church caught up to them and suppressed the pics.
"Maybe the problem most of you have ... is that you're not listening to Barbirolli." ~Sarge

"The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money." ~Margaret Thatcher

Dancing Divertimentian

#106
June 19, 2009, 07:46:22 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 19, 2009, 06:51:10 PM
Right after they snapped the famous pic of the "last supper."  A couple of paparrazi got some snaps, including one of Jesus hitting Peter in the face with a cream pie, but the church caught up to them and suppressed the pics.

:D
Veit Bach-a baker who found his greatest pleasure in a little cittern which he took with him even into the mill and played while the grinding was going on. In this way he had a chance to have the rhythm drilled into him. And this was the beginning of a musical inclination in his descendants. JS Bach

Elgarian

#107
June 20, 2009, 01:23:29 AM
Quote from: Bulldog on June 19, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
I just can't imagine Jesus starting a food fight.

He could make a terrible mess with a breadstick, though.

Homo Aestheticus

#108
July 02, 2009, 06:28:18 AM
A somewhat related topic:

Remains of Saint Paul discovered:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jun/29/st-paul-vatican-pope

Strange that this received so little attention this week.

karlhenning

#109
July 02, 2009, 07:46:39 AM
Quote from: The Unrepentant Pelleastrian on July 02, 2009, 06:28:18 AM
Strange that this received so little attention this week.

Are you kidding, given the enormous media event which is Michael Jackson's demise?
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