Or move to a highrise.
I know someone who lives on the fourth floor, not of a high rise but of a 60s development of private apartments. There's a pear tree in the garden and the top of the tree is right at the level of his balcony. If he had very very long arms, superhuman arms, he could reach them. It is so tantalising.
Yes, friends and neighbours get apples and pears -- I don't know if they're always so appreciative.
As far as thinning out goes, I'm quite tempted to just leave four or five apples on each of the espaliers. It's really hard to do, they always look so cute . . . Last year a Bulgarian friend made me a Bulgarian apple and walnut pie with filo pastry. Very nice, but very very fattening. Once a year though.
By the way, I have one of these, which helps
