Butter News

[The new erato]

I'm glad I didn't believe it. A disgraceful stunt.

Truly indeed, words fail me. But I was fortunately not taken in by our little drama queen.

[Papageno]

Truly indeed, words fail me. But I was fortunately not taken in by our little drama queen.

Wow!  I actually dreamt tonight that I was reading about my death in the paper... that's how much I adhered to the story in order to write such a favourable letter.

[Scarpia]

I'm glad I didn't believe it. A disgraceful stunt.

I did believe it, imagine my disappointment now!   

[Papageno]

I did believe it, imagine my disappointment now!   

Ahhh 

(Everyone looks at each other in silence)

[ChamberNut]

I wasn't sure if I should buy it or not, unfortunately I actually did buy it for a brief moment.

That was a really sick joke.  I, more than anyone, enjoy a great sense of humour, but that was not a good joke. 

[Papageno]

I wasn't sure if I should buy it or not, unfortunately I actually did buy it for a brief moment.

That was a really sick joke.  I, more than anyone, enjoy a great sense of humour, but that was not a good joke. 

I know, I repent.  Your lamentation for my supposed death though touched me, I should tell you that.

[ChamberNut]

Your lamentation for my supposed death though touched me, I should tell you that.

Well, that's good, because that's the only lamentation you'll get. 

[karlhenning]

Any comment on this?

No more ripping bread, crushing crackers, or waiting for the stick to soften before mixing it in to a recipe!

[Papageno]

Any comment on this?

Is that what you spend your free time looking at? - Not that I'm any better.

[MN Dave]

I miss Mr. Creepy already. 

[Papageno]

I miss Mr. Creepy already. 

Awww, there Dave, (kisses him on the cheek... semilubriciouly)

[Mamageno]

Aha, there you are.  I've been looking all over for you.  Dinner's ready, come home at once! 

[MN Dave]

Awww, there Dave, (kisses him on the cheek... semilubriciouly)

[DavidW]

How did Elvis catch Papageno's arrow, esp. its being so buttery and all?
Maybe it wasn't the fried p,b,&j sandwiches after all.'

If Elvis is made out of butter, what's Michael Jackson made out of?

[Scarpia]

Propofol'

Actually his nose is a composite material similar to that used for the vertical stabilizer of the Airbus A320 (which also has a tendency to snap off during violent maneuvers).

[karlhenning]

You just want to be startin' something.

[ChamberNut]

Karl, do you have any compositions which would go well with the 'Butter Churn'?

[Harpo]

I did believe it, imagine my disappointment now!   

I was simultaneously startled and suspicious.

[CD]

I was simultaneously startled and suspicious.

What happened, exactly? I've been out of the GMG loop.

[karlhenning]

I was too suspicious from the outset to trouble to be startled.  Looked like cheap pot-stirring straight out the gate.