Girls

[Cato]

Interesting how "Gay Cuban Communist" sounds exactly like a breeder.

Sounds more like Fidel!  Or at least Raul!   

Emphatically stay away from Girls I and II: hear those cuckoo-clocks?   0:)

Behave like a gentleman around Girl #3: of course, I am sure you are always doing that! 

Find out more about her interests, inquire politely about her family: see if the family has attended AA meetings, visits grandpa at his mental-hospital room, or if she is interested in piercing and wants more studs than a Kentucky horse farm: if so, run the other way!   

If not, ask her out on a date, although I hear you young whippersnappers think that is old-fashioned.  Trust me, it is the best way to find out if this person can and should be at your side for 50+ years!  Constantly hanging around in groups will not do it.

[karlhenning]

If I can meet 'em, I can get 'em,
But as yet I haven't met 'em,
That's how I'm in the state I'm in . . . .

(Hmm . . . gotta take this to The Grumble.)

[Haffner]

Greg, just lay back, stay cool, and most importantly NEVER seem desperate. Be disaffected, but interested.

It took me awhile to come across the One, but it happens. Trust me on this.

[Dr. Dread]

Important tip: Don't start a thread about meeting girls.

You're welcome.

[greg]

Suggestions:

1.  Cut the classification crap; it's disrespectful. 
2.  Ask her out - that 's the perfect way to "figure out Girl 3".

1. I suppose... i can do that, but then there will be nothing to think about (which is okay, too).
2. never read the "Schoolgirl Crushes" thread?

Stay the hell away from the first two.

lol

Sounds more like Fidel!  Or at least Raul!  

Emphatically stay away from Girls I and II: hear those cuckoo-clocks?   0:)

Behave like a gentleman around Girl #3: of course, I am sure you are always doing that! 

Find out more about her interests, inquire politely about her family: see if the family has attended AA meetings, visits grandpa at his mental-hospital room, or if she is interested in piercing and wants more studs than a Kentucky horse farm: if so, run the other way!  

If not, ask her out on a date, although I hear you young whippersnappers think that is old-fashioned.  Trust me, it is the best way to find out if this person can and should be at your side for 50+ years!  Constantly hanging around in groups will not do it.

Remember, i told you she has tattoos and a nose piercing? That was probably 8 or so months ago, maybe you don't... you said the same thing then. You can't see them, though, but they look trashy in my opinion.

Greg, just lay back, stay cool, and most importantly NEVER seem desperate. Be disaffected, but interested.

That's the easy part.

Important tip: Don't start a thread about meeting girls.

You're welcome.

I know, what was I thinking? 
I guess i was bored back then..... didn't have much to think about.

[greg]

I sincerely hope you adjust your attitude towards the opposite sex sooner than later. If a girl is open to sex she is a slut, and if she isn't she is a bitch. Very nice of you, Greg.

Not my terms... that's why i said I didn't like them.

[orbital]

Not my terms... that's why i said I didn't like them.

Then why bring them up?
There are as many types of girls as there... well, girls. Since, I am assuming, you are not in a place of your life where you are exactly looking for the love of your life  I'd say spending time with any of these three would teach you more about the female sex than all the misogynistic crap that your same sex peers seem to convey.

[Haffner]

Then why bring them up?
There are as many types of girls as there... well, girls. Since, I am assuming, you are not in a place of your life where you are exactly looking for the love of your life  I'd say spending time with any of these three would teach you more about the female sex than all the misogynistic crap that your same sex peers seem to convey.

You know, this might be the most insightful post of the day. Very cool.

[karlhenning]

Just don't watch Casanova with Heath Ledger. (Amusing movie, but misleading.)

[Haffner]

Just don't watch Casanova with Heath Ledger. (Amusing movie, but misleading.)

The Pick-up Artist

[Cato]

Remember, i told you she has tattoos and a nose piercing? That was probably 8 or so months ago, maybe you don't... you said the same thing then. You can't see them, though, but they look trashy in my opinion.

You are right: they say "I'm low class, and will not rise in society because I am a moron!"

Glad to see that I have not weakened in my withering opinions over the months!   0:)

Push-ups and cold showers, dude!  "Move along!  These aren't the droids you're looking for!"   

[greg]

You are right: they say "I'm low class, and will not rise in society because I am a moron!"

Glad to see that I have not weakened in my withering opinions over the months!   0:)

Push-ups and cold showers, dude!  "Move along!  These aren't the droids you're looking for!"   

[snyprrr]

bump

[greg]

bump

Nah, I think we can leave all of this stuff on one thread (the other one).

[Josquin des Prez]

The only book you'll ever need if you really want to understand women:

http://www.amazon.com/Manipulated-Man-3rd-Esther-Vilar/dp/1905177178/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247248146&sr=8-1

[greg]

The only book you'll ever need if you really want to understand women:

http://www.amazon.com/Manipulated-Man-3rd-Esther-Vilar/dp/1905177178/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247248146&sr=8-1

Looks interesting. And Josquin-approved. 

[Josquin des Prez]

It's written by a woman, you can't go wrong.

[DavidW]

The only book you'll ever need if you really want to understand women:

http://www.amazon.com/Manipulated-Man-3rd-Esther-Vilar/dp/1905177178/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1247248146&sr=8-1

You know you must have had a bad breakup.

[Josquin des Prez]

You know you must have had a bad breakup.

I wouldn't call it a brake up. I never accepted feminism, even before i made it my business to tear down their nonsense.