It's Pun Time !

Started by Superhorn, May 19, 2010, 12:27:43 PM

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Superhorn

Time flies like an arrow.Fruit flies like a banana.

Some people's feet and noses are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.

When William joined the military,he disliked the phrase "Fire at Will"!

Why is it so tought o do business inventories in Afghanistan? That's because of the tally ban.

Athiesm is a non-prophet organization.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I could not pull out of my parking space, so I  used my back up plan.

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, because it marks the end of his sentence.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was de-lighted.

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I used to do rock climbing when I was young, but I was boulder in my youth.

He got into an accident with his expensive car, and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When a young man said his ambition was to drive an army tank,his father said he wouldn't stand in his way.


I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.Then it hit me.

A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist camp.Police are looking into it.


Organ donors put their heart into it.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Who was the fattest knight on King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference.


You may groan away freely.   ;D ;D















david johnson

i need several drinks  :o

Brian

Quote from: Superhorn on May 19, 2010, 12:27:43 PM
You may groan away freely.   ;D ;D

Not at all, this idea is groaning on me!
...er, growing.