A man having sex with his bicycle

[Bonehelm]

http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html




.......and you thought the "freethinkers" and "vibrational fields" were messed up.

[Michel]

I saw recently, in real life, someone attempting to have sex with a crucifix.

[greg]

sounds like something expected of someone who's still 51 and a bachelor

[71 dB]

We have new sexual minority: Bicycleals. 

[Black Knight]

I've allways had a thing for my bike.

[MishaK]

We have new sexual minority: Bicycleals. 

Surely you mean velosexuals.

[mahlertitan]

i hope South Park will devote a new episode to "Velosexuals"

[George]

sounds like something expected of someone who's still 51 and a bachelor

Actually, he wasn't a bachelor. He and the bike were newlyweds so it's all good. 

[Mozart]

I wonder if he used a pump?

[Choo Choo]

I take it then, none of you have read The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien - which is all about a man having sex with a bicycle.

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

We have new sexual minority: Bicycleals. 

Pretty soon they'll have their own political party in British Columbia and our taxes will go up to give them campaign money.

[George]

I wonder if he used a pump?

[Lethevich]

Pretty soon they'll have their own political party in British Columbia and our taxes will go up to give them campaign money.

Indeed, those and the bike-curious.

[Steve]

Pretty soon they'll have their own political party in British Columbia and our taxes will go up to give them campaign money.
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Nope, first comes a minor-party in the Netherlands.

[knight66]

Two wheels good....four wheels bad.

"My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously."

LOL


Mike

[M forever]

I don't think one can have sex with a bicycle. Like all material objects (or maybe not *all*) it may be used as a sex toy, but I think sex is an encounter of sexual nature between two living beings, for instance, two persons (and apparently in some cases between one person and one animal).

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

GEEEEZ! 

[Bunny]

I don't think one can have sex with a bicycle. Like all material objects (or maybe not *all*) it may be used as a sex toy, but I think sex is an encounter of sexual nature between two living beings, for instance, two persons (and apparently in some cases between one person and one animal).

If you ever read the Kinsey Report, they report one person who had a sexual encounter with a large bird (ostrich to be precise).  Years later he became a history teacher who loved to tell his students how he and his Harvard classmates made up stories for the Kinsey Report. 

For the rest of us who remember Woody Allen's film, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask(1972)

[knight66]

Below the innacurate headline, the tabloid does in fact explain that the charges relate to lewd behaviour. Perhaps though the cleaners should have been more circumspect....and left him to clean up his own mess.

Mike

[greg]

I take it then, none of you have read The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien - which is all about a man having sex with a bicycle.

it says it was the inspiration behind the show LOST