How to sleep with a shy girl

[mahlertitan]

The one on the right is M forever, and on the left is Sean

no, the one on the right is Mozart, the on the left is Sean, the one already dead, frozen deep under the ice is M forever.

[Mozart]

Its so funny, I can sit here watching it in amusement 30 times 

[Mark]

Its so funny, I can sit here watching it in amusement 30 times 

Three words: Get out more!

[mahlertitan]

Three words: Get out more!

yep, just imagine what real people can do....

[Mozart]

What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.

[mahlertitan]

What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.

so you can fuck with your mind?

[Mozart]

so you can fuck with your mind?

I certainly don't need drugs to act goofy. ? Goorshhh

[knight66]

I certainly don't need drugs to act goofy. ? Goorshhh

Is that an admission or a boast?

Mike

[greg]

What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.

i had an imaginary friend once, when i was 5 or so. I named him "Hey".

[Mark]

i had an imaginary friend once, when i was 5 or so. I named him "Hey".

Better it was a nightmare when people would shout you from across the street. You probably just ignored them, thinking they were trying to attract the attention of your imaginary friend.

[m_gigena]

so you can fuck with your mind?

Well, I don't think you can do it without it.

[Brian]

Well hoping for Miss Stupid would be a realistic hope, you must admit.

More so than Miss Perfect for sure! The problem of course, is making sure she's dumb enough but you can still stand her. For a while.

Did you give him a helping hand? 

I stand in awe of your sense of humor, sir. In just one try, you found one of maybe three possible puns that we didn't think up in response to the poor guy. 

[vandermolen]

I don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none too sure about it afterwards 

[M forever]

Or like Robin Williams said: "I don't understand all this fuss about 'same sex marriages' - everyone who has ever been married knows it's always the same sex from there on".

[George]

I stand in awe of your sense of humor, sir. In just one try, you found one of maybe three possible puns that we didn't think up in response to the poor guy. 

You've gotta hand it to me...

[Mozart]

You've gotta hand it to me...

You use your hand a lot don't you....

[George]

You use your hand a lot don't you....

If you want something done right...

[Mozart]

If you want something done right...

Park after 3 lefts and you might get toes.

[Mozart]

Ok...you win this round

[George]

Ok...you win this round

Let's have a hand for the winner.