The cadaver calculator

[m_gigena]

Find out how much your dead body is worth, here

[Drasko]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5075!

[BachQ]

Q #7 is whacked.

It reads:  "Do you have any rare medical disorders, such as elephantitis?"

It's not elephantitis ........ it's elephantiasis

[m_gigena]

Mine was aprox. $5160.

[Mark]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4540!


I'd hoped for more.

[m_gigena]

And click here to check your chances to survive a zombie apocalypse. 


@ me: You Have a 45% Chance of Survival!


I suppose I will not survive a zombie apocalypse. The good thing is the previous test showed if I die I can get 5160 bucks. (I hope that having my brain eaten by living-dead people doesn´t affect those figures).

[Renfield]

$5400, but not planning to cash it in.

And a 41% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. So, assuming I can train myself in firearms and rid myself of any and all loved ones, I just might manage to push it over 50%...

[Szykneij]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4790!

[bhodges]

This is hilarious, and Tony, you win the prize for the "best use of the marquee feature" this week.   

--Bruce

[Que]

BTW - is it legal in the US to sell a corpse?

Q

[Hollywood]

My cold dead body is worth $4790 (or €3537 for those of us living in Europe). 

[jfmac]

$3555.  Man, I'm not worth shit.

[m_gigena]

$3555.  Man, I'm not worth shit.

Why don't you advertise one of your kidneys (supposing you still have, at least, two) on Ebay? I'm sure people will bid more than $4000; and you can lively enjoy the money (something that doesn't come true in the corpse negotiating alternative).

[Novi]

BTW - is it legal in the US to sell a corpse?

Q

Who owns your corpse anyway? Can you bequeath your(dead)self to a dearly beloved?

[longears]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5450!