Area 51

[annie]

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[Gurn Blanston]

I never seriously thought it was anything other than what they now say it was. Did you?  I'm sure Snipper and Sean did. 

[Karl Henning]

Well, and Robert Newman . . . .

[Gurn Blanston]

I never had an opinion . But I have to admit that I wished it was true...because frequent alien visits would explain the nature of many "people" that I know....such as your named names???

Sentimentally I'm on board with you. However, intellectually I can only say that I'm not sure there IS an explanation for them...

Well, and Robert Newman . . . .

... or especially him.    

[Cato]

I grew up in post-WWII Dayton, Ohio, home to the large Air Force based known as Wright-Patterson.

In Dayton everyone knows a neighbor who has a relative, or knows a relative who has a neighbor, who works at WPAFB and who will swear that there are areas of the base where the alien corpses are kept, and where work continues over 50 years later on the reverse engineering of alien technology gleaned from crash landings.   0:)   

Of course...maybe - as Orson Welles would say - IT'S ALL TRUE!

Here is a typical story: I have heard all kinds of similar ones throughout the decades.

http://www.ufocasebook.com/1962aliencorpses.html

An excerpt to whet your curiosity:

...The United States government had leased part of the plant and the Indiana Ordinance Company was engaged in secret chemical and explosive tests at the site that had Vietnam War applications. Dave's employment was in the experimental section. Within this part, beyond a wall, there was a laboratory-like room that was off limits even to persons with Dave's security clearance.

Curiosity gnawed at Dave, and being an unafraid adventuresome sort, he determined that he would breach this extreme security if the opportunity presented itself. This soon happened and he was able to slip into the room undetected. There were three tables in the room and each had something on it with a covering over it.

In the brief interval before he was rudely interrupted, Dave was able to lift the cover on each table and be totally shocked by what he saw. Three men in black suits came charging into the room. Two grabbed Dave and the other one quickly took a device from his pocket and pressed it to the lower back of Dave's head. When Dave regained consciousness, he did not know where he was or how much time had passed.

Due to the military uniforms the men wore he surmised that he was in some kind of a military base. This later proved to be Wright Patterson Air Fore Base at Dayton, Ohio which is some 45 miles southeast of Richmond. Then began a series of ordeals that Dave would never forget...

[kishnevi]

a reported Men in Black sighting!  Awesome!   

It was a bit confusing, though, since these were military uniforms, and the most recent black military uniform I'm aware of would have been German WWII era.

ETA: and wait--he was working on an Air Force base, but didn't know it was an Air Force base until afterwards?  Did he, er, not see the planes or something?

[Parsifal]

The air force tried to put this to rest a while back.  They claim that realistic dummies were dropped from high altitude balloons at a nearby facility and that some of these dummies and related debris were mistaken for aliens and spaceships.  Perhaps the high-altitude tests were related to the U-2 development base which the government now admits was located nearby (the so-called area 51).

http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/big/0624.html#article

[Cato]

a reported Men in Black sighting!  Awesome!   

It was a bit confusing, though, since these were military uniforms, and the most recent black military uniform I'm aware of would have been German WWII era.

ETA: and wait--he was working on an Air Force base, but didn't know it was an Air Force base until afterwards?  Did he, er, not see the planes or something?

It was not real clear to me at first, but apparently "Dave Smith" saw something he should not have at the Indiana plant, and then later found himself at Wright-Patterson with the MiB's.

[kishnevi]

It was not real clear to me at first, but apparently "Dave Smith" saw something he should not have at the Indiana plant, and then later found himself at Wright-Patterson with the MiB's.

Even more awesomeness.   I've an uncle named Dave Smith.  When he's visiting in January,  I"ll ask him about all this super secretness.

[ibanezmonster]

I have actually contributed to the security of this place, believe it or not... but I absolutely can't go into more details, obviously. 
Not really interested in it much, though. Aliens... sure. 



(though Ubloobideega exists, and a few other types which I've yet to invent)

[david johnson]

this was the most convincing thing they could have done to give credence to all the wild tales.  just look at how many think it's the truth.   

[Cato]

this was the most convincing thing they could have done to give credence to all the wild tales.  just look at how many think it's the truth.   

The Truth is out there, Dude!   

I have actually contributed to the security of this place, believe it or not... but I absolutely can't go into more details, obviously. 

Which place?  Area 51 or Wright-Patterson AFB?

And then...

The April 25, 1988 issue of The New Yorker carried an interview where Senator Barry Goldwater, who had a deep interest in UFOs, said he repeatedly asked his friend, Gen. Curtis LeMay, if there was any truth to the rumors that UFO evidence was stored in a secret room at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. He also asked if he (Goldwater) might have access to the room. According to Goldwater, an angry LeMay gave him "holy hell" and said, "Not only can't you get into it but don't you ever mention it to me again."

http://www.youtube.com/v/MtJo6vKnY54

[Karl Henning]

Ah-ha!

[Cato]

Ah-ha!

Yes, and General Curtis LeMay told Barry that...

...because he did not want to be bothered with any more stupid questions about UFO's!  0:)

[DavidW]

I knew about Area 51 and that there are no aliens there, because when I was a child my Father was called out there as a consultant with full security clearance.  While he couldn't tell me much, he could tell me that there are no aliens.

[ibanezmonster]

Which place?  Area 51 or Wright-Patterson AFB?

Area 51

[snyprrr]

I never seriously thought it was anything other than what they now say it was. Did you?  I'm sure Snipper and Sean did. 

So where did all the Operation Paperclip Naaazis go, and what did they do here? I guess they did NO human experimentation at all in the last 50 years?

The Northwoods Document shines light on WHY there would even be any 'talk of aliens'... 'aliens' were to be used as 'Never Ending War' to bring humanity together... just witness all the movies that have... fiiiinally... the jeews and mossies get on the same side to fight the 'externasl threat'.

'Aliens' are just a euphemism for 'The Other'... since it seems people are so hard about getting along with one another in this Brave New World... we have to have some way of corralling the sheep when they get uppity.


So, just for The Record... I have NEVER believed in 'alien' activity. 'Men in Black' are just that... men who dope and hypnotize and implant simpletons, for whatever purpose.

Duuuh... mass mind control?

Football...'Murica, fuck yea


Unless of course you don't think that our benevolent government doesn't (wouldn't EVER) pull 'psychological operations' on its own people... naaah, never happen...

just look up 'Northwoods Document' from the '60s... it even has a scenario where a plane flies into a skyscraper (just in case you believed the gov when they told you that no one had ever THOUGHT of doing that before).


So, basically, I believe that we are 'overlooked' by people who behave like George C. Scott in 'Strangelove'.

There.


If there IS... ANY... strangeness going on there, it probably has to do with naaaazi style genetic experimentation...

Perhaps we are CREATING 'aliens'... we (IMHO), however, have not been 'visited' at all.  You'd be amazed at what you can be convinced of when you're hypnotized.

Aliens be just a diversionary tactic by the people stealing all yo money honey!!! Aliens be in yo pension!!!! Whomp! There it AIN'T!!!!!

Must have been 'aliens'. hmmmmmm



Now, show me a half dog-half rose.


geeeeehhhhhgggg


Dead Naaaazi Scientist Roll Around in Graves Laughing That Gullible Public Believes in 'Aliens'

Oh, the 'wink wink' of it all.


FOLLOW DA MOE-NEY homeiz



I'll put it this way... if the Kings and Prices of this world believe they are descendants of the Merovingians... hence, the Royals are of the 'Royal Blood Line' of Jesus and Mary... well, THEY sure believe that THEY'RE Aliens. Ask one.



Uh, Gurn... let's NOT believe what they want you to believe. U2 spy plane? How bout genetic experiments on PEOPLE?? Wonder where all the nifty advances we're all taking advantage of all came from? Not from naaazi scientists....noooo....not that.

Hey.. look over HERE.

Looki over HERE...

But... DON'T look... gulp.... THEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE.... ahhhhh


O'Blammie would looooove if we all just blamed the 'aliens' for all our woes. I'll bet that aliens have ACA on their planet, mm??? I'll bet aliens don't ask questions of their leaders.

Silly humans... we're being led like sheep to the slaughter, so, they'll probably be ramping up the 'alien' thing here shortly.


level of economic collapse = rate at which people are ask to believe that aliens are the cause


(snyprrr will now be on the look out for agents with 'heart attack gun')

[springrite]

It's a dummy location. The real alien corpses are kept in Areas 1 thru 50.

[snyprrr]

It's a dummy location. The real alien corpses are kept in Areas 1 thru 50.

... the Hoffa location... Chandra Levy location... missing journalist location...