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Offline Peter Power Pop

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3520 on: June 30, 2020, 01:44:35 PM »
It's terrible because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has been done to make a boring photo look more interesting/better. The rules of how to use the laundry room of an apartment building can have this level of "non-design", but I'm sure a lot of laundry room rules look better than this cover "art."

One laundry room I frequented had a poster that said:

"Be Alert – Your Country Needs Lerts"

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3521 on: June 30, 2020, 01:55:42 PM »
One laundry room I frequented had a poster that said:

"Be Alert – Your Country Needs Lerts"

Actually your laundry room need "museds" - hence the poster.  ;)
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3522 on: June 30, 2020, 01:56:47 PM »

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3523 on: June 30, 2020, 05:43:32 PM »
It's terrible because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has been done to make a boring photo look more interesting/better.

Ah well, if you think "boring" is a sufficiently terrible crime, so be it. Personally I think there are plenty of examples on this thread of bad being worse than boring.
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3524 on: June 30, 2020, 08:24:12 PM »


Most irreverent, at least.


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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3527 on: July 29, 2020, 03:54:55 AM »
Found on Amazon. Interesting choice for a cover for Purcell's Dido & Aeneas, must've been a grind to come up with this one...



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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3528 on: July 29, 2020, 06:37:41 AM »
Found on Amazon. Interesting choice for a cover for Purcell's Dido & Aaneas, must've been a grind to come up with this one...




Someone must have thought it was Purcell’s Dildo and Anus... :laugh:

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3529 on: July 29, 2020, 08:31:11 AM »
Someone must have thought it was Purcell’s Dildo and Anus... :laugh:

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3530 on: July 29, 2020, 10:08:18 PM »
A demonstration of the incompetence of Amazon, not of the production company.
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3531 on: July 30, 2020, 05:58:52 AM »
A demonstration of the incompetence of Amazon, not of the production company.

Not to mention that without signing in to Amazon UK, so they don't even give you the chance to lie about being over 18, and search on dildo and anus it shows the 723 results without the slightest warning :o.
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3532 on: August 11, 2020, 06:11:51 AM »
The issue isn't the cover...

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3533 on: August 11, 2020, 06:34:12 AM »
The issue isn't the cover...

Wow. Someone should really rectumfy that spelling mistake.

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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3534 on: August 11, 2020, 06:40:15 AM »
The issue isn't the cover...

If only the art department were more like the composer, this never would have happened.  :D
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3535 on: August 11, 2020, 07:56:59 PM »
The issue isn't the cover...

The 2020 spell checker now considers Alan a mistake :-[.
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3536 on: August 12, 2020, 03:46:31 AM »
The 2020 spell checker now considers Alan a mistake :-[.

Spell checker 2020: That name doesn't exist, amen!
What does the same spell checker think about Respighi's "Pines of Rome":-\
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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3537 on: August 12, 2020, 05:20:46 AM »
Spell checker 2020: That name doesn't exist, amen!
What does the same spell checker think about Respighi's "Pines of Rome":-\

LOL to quote Shakepeare The penis mightier than the sword :o.
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« Reply #3538 on: September 18, 2020, 04:19:41 PM »
LOL to quote Shakepeare The penis mightier than the sword :o.

Like when I typed the title of the book too fast and inadvertently omitted the space between "pen" and "is":


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Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
« Reply #3539 on: Today at 05:59:55 AM »
Seemed a good idea at the time! After removing my entire LP collection and painting the shelving I am in the process of putting them back. Coming across this which I thought a pretty rubbish cover - something about the boy .....
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