Who's My Secret Admirer?

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snyprrr

August 10, 2014, 03:07:27 PM
I approach my car in the parking lot and see a tightly folded up regular piece of note pad paper put under the wind shield wiper. Silly me, I always enjoy this kind of thing,... buuut,... well, bear with me. So, here's what it says, in the dark blueish, thinnish Sharpie marker style:

Hi
HANSOME

MUAH
your secret
ADMIRE-ER
CAll NE
55/x 5555555 (mistake in number, crossed out, and hard, but not impossible to make ou the whole numbert)


OK, so first I'm thinking who I'd LIKE it to be,... but, would they do something (at the very least corny) like this? Then I try to think the last time I saw my wind shield. Maybe I stopped by the karaoke bar? (whaaa??)

My friend said, Watch out for scammer numbers; but, then I'm thinking, I reeeally DON'T want it to be someone I don't want it to be. So, amateur GMG detectives, is there anything we can deduce from this note? What are the limits of intuitive investigation? The mere misspelling of 'handsome' is our first clue,... haha, and not necessarily good news, haha!

So, just for fun, what do you think? (It's a maaan, baby!) :laugh:

XB-70 Valkyrie

#1
August 10, 2014, 04:10:25 PM
James Clapper of the NSA.
If you really dislike Bach you keep quiet about it! - Andras Schiff

springrite

#2
August 10, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
Be a little patient and he will reply to you here (or via PM here) shortly, maybe...  ;)
Do what I must do, and let what must happen happen.

ibanezmonster

#3
August 10, 2014, 11:13:25 PM
Looking at that spelling, probably a 12 year old girl.

Karl Henning

#4
August 11, 2014, 01:45:33 AM
Could be someone at the soy lecithin rendering works . . . .
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Florestan

#5
August 11, 2014, 02:19:08 AM
Beware! Beware! Beware! It's a Mossad trap to abduct you.
"Beauty must appeal to the senses, must provide us with immediate enjoyment, must impress us or insinuate itself into us without any effort on our part." - Claude Debussy

mc ukrneal

#6
August 11, 2014, 02:34:24 AM
You could enter the number in an internet search and see if something comes up (or do a reverse number search). Or is this too rational? :)
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EigenUser

#7
August 11, 2014, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on August 10, 2014, 03:07:27 PM
I approach my car in the parking lot and see a tightly folded up regular piece of note pad paper put under the wind shield wiper. Silly me, I always enjoy this kind of thing,... buuut,... well, bear with me. So, here's what it says, in the dark blueish, thinnish Sharpie marker style:

Hi
HANSOME

MUAH
your secret
ADMIRE-ER
CAll NE
55/x 5555555 (mistake in number, crossed out, and hard, but not impossible to make ou the whole numbert)


OK, so first I'm thinking who I'd LIKE it to be,... but, would they do something (at the very least corny) like this? Then I try to think the last time I saw my wind shield. Maybe I stopped by the karaoke bar? (whaaa??)

My friend said, Watch out for scammer numbers; but, then I'm thinking, I reeeally DON'T want it to be someone I don't want it to be. So, amateur GMG detectives, is there anything we can deduce from this note? What are the limits of intuitive investigation? The mere misspelling of 'handsome' is our first clue,... haha, and not necessarily good news, haha!

So, just for fun, what do you think? (It's a maaan, baby!) :laugh:
snyp-ette
Beethoven's Op. 133 -- A fugue so bad that even Beethoven himself called it "Grosse".

Szykneij

#8
August 11, 2014, 03:14:59 AM
Low-tech phishing. If you call the number, you'll catch the flu.
Men profess to be lovers of music, but for the most part they give no evidence in their opinions and lives that they have heard it.  ~ Henry David Thoreau

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines. ~ Satchel Paige

snyprrr

#9
August 11, 2014, 06:27:11 AM
Quote from: Szykneij on August 11, 2014, 03:14:59 AM
Low-tech phishing. If you call the number, you'll catch the flu.

they don't have pay phones anymore, do they/... hmm...


Quote from: Greg on August 10, 2014, 11:13:25 PM
Looking at that spelling, probably a 12 year old girl.

Yes- but if it's not... THAT'S scary, haha!!

Actually, I'm hoping it's the Opera-shaped young lady who sings at the karaoke... but, yes, she does act 12... uh boy...


I was thinking my strategy would be to actually go up to people I liked, and say, "You didn't send me this, did you?", and if they say, No, then say, Well, I sure wish it had been. That's a great gimmick, eh? At least you can break the ice and see what the prospects are.


Quote from: springrite on August 10, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
Be a little patient and he will reply to you here (or via PM here) shortly, maybe...  ;)

Yea, I can't wait to meet... gulp... HIM! :laugh:

"Hee hee hee... I'm yer secret admuurer... slobber, drool..."

:o ??? :o ??? :o ???



Quote from: Szykneij on August 11, 2014, 03:14:59 AM
Low-tech phishing. If you call the number, you'll catch the flu.

... and then back to here....



IT SEEMS THE PROBABILITY THAT THIS IS A 'GOOD THING' IS QUITE LOW, CAPTAIN!



Quote from: karlhenning on August 11, 2014, 01:45:33 AM
Could be someone at the soy lecithin rendering works . . . .

VEGANS PUT OUT, BUDDY!! ;) or.... was that the lactose intolerant? :'(




I've had secret admirers before... it's 50/50... and yes, I almost got scammed by the Nigerian Scammer playing 'Hot Chick #5'... now that's some seriously sad  shit to have to admit... I was heartbroken at the time... but, oy vey, DON'T BELIEVE THE HOT CHICK WHO CAN'T TYPE ENGLISH WELL!! :laugh:


I've also had some stalkers, nothing serious. Showed up at work with ALL her kids... lolz! ??? the other one showed up at work too (THEY WILL SHOW UP AT WORK!)



Fact is, did I really need this right now? I'm so weak and broken down, of course I'd LIKE to believe it,... but, I've had common sense POUNDED into me for a while now, so, I should probably take my lumps...

... but, oh boy could I use a little lovin'! 0:)


I reeeally hope it's not Jason... please let it not be Jason... please let it not be... please... please... (you know Jaaay-thun don't you?)



Am I going to be alone for the rest of my life? :'(

"Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" (hilarious) (when I said this to someone, they replied, "Yea, but he had something goin' on!")
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