Apology thread

[Ken B]

Were you perhaps a pederastic priest, preying upon prepubescent pulchritude, popping from parish to parish in pursuit of perverted pleasure?

Are you a smug sleazy senator, seeking sinecures for siblings, skimming state set-asides, selling your soul for slush funds?

Are you a batterer boyfriend, big in basketball or baseball,  beating "broads" and "bitches" backhand because they're bloody bossy?

Then this thread is for you. Please apologize here.

HELPFUL HINTS. Use green for insincere apologies, black for sincere ones, and red if you are apologizing for someone else.
Don't grovel; no-one likes a whiner. Don't use boldface, apologies should not seem angry. Keep it short; your soul really isn't that interesting. Really, it just isn't.

[Karl Henning]

SORRY!

[North Star]

This isn't even close to being among the sorriest thread I've ever seen on GMG.

I'm a sorry bastard

[Gurn Blanston]

SORRY!

Damn it, Karl, this isn't a One Word Post thread!

Oops, sorry  

[springrite]

This isn't even close to being among the sorriest thread I've ever seen on GMG.

I'm a sorry bastard

You seemed to have forgotten to use punctuation.

I think you meant: "I am... a ... Sorry, bastard!"

[ibanezmonster]

https://www.youtube.com/v/9u0EL_u4nvw

[North Star]

You seemed to have forgotten to use punctuation.

I think you meant: "I am... a ... Sorry, bastard!"

Or perhaps: I'm sorry, bastard  0:)

[springrite]

Or perhaps: I'm sorry, bastard  0:)

Much better! 

[Karl Henning]

I'm sorry I ever started reading this thread.

[springrite]

I'm sorry I ever started reading this thread.

I am sorry we made you feel this way...

[North Star]

https://www.youtube.com/v/J2e4NlnLr28
I'm sorry.

[Karl Henning]

I am sorry we made you feel this way...

Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.

[springrite]

Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.

I am sorry that it is true

[Karl Henning]

This has been very good for me, Paul.

Sorry.

[Gurn Blanston]

This has been very good for me, Paul.

Sorry.

Catharsis is good for the soul. 

[Jo498]

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Brecht has to apologize himself because he stole this from Villon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballade_des_pendus

Frères humains, qui après nous vivez,
N'ayez les cœurs contre nous endurcis,
Car, si pitié de nous pauvres avez,
Dieu en aura plus tôt de vous mercis.
(only the beginning)

(Brecht also exploited his girlfriend(s) for translations from Gay's Beggar's Opera; actually, he hardly deserves that the Three Penny Opera libretto is credited to him, most of it is Gay translated by his girlfriend and Villon)

[Ken B]

Sorry to say, the blame is all mine.

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Karl and Bernie Madoff at the same time?

[North Star]

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Like that.

[SonicMan46]

Well, I apologize to my liver for drinking too much wine!

P.S. my last blood tests were fine - 

[Karl Henning]

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Karl and Bernie Madoff at the same time?

Bernie is not sorry.