Worst looking CD/LP artwork

[Brahmsian]

It's Vivaldi

Ok, that actually was my hunch, but just wasn't 100% sure. 

[Opus106]

They have a whole -- and fairly modern-looking, if I may add -- website: http://www.riseofthemasters.com/composers/

Go forth and waste time.

[springrite]

As these images are posted here, I wouldn't doubt that there are people who bought these recordings because of their love for the cover art!

[TheGSMoeller]

They have a whole -- and fairly modern-looking, if I may add -- website: http://www.riseofthemasters.com/composers/

Go forth and waste time.

When is this epic movie being released?
Bach is the Godfather, while Beethoven is the mastermind of the gang. Debussy is the smart but goofy genius.
Schubert and Schumann are the young, but out of control guns hired for action.
Then there's Vivaldi, some call him the silent assassin.

[The new erato]

No, that must be wrong. Grieg was so short (1,55 m) that only the crown of his hair would have been vsible if that had been an actual photo.

[Brahmsian]

As these images are posted here, I wouldn't doubt that there are people who bought these recordings because of their love for the cover art!

*cancels purchase*  jk 

[Opus106]

Schubert and Schumann are the young, but out of control guns hired for action.

Schubert and "hired for action"? Nah. The love-sick, slightly effeminate son of the boss, maybe.

[TheGSMoeller]

Schubert and "hired for action"? Nah. The love-sick, slightly effeminate son of the boss, maybe.

Good call. 
Handel so looks like the bad guy in this film.

[snyprrr]

...starring Gary Oldman... or is it Marjoe Gortner?...

[snyprrr]

Kudos for digging that schlock up! Some things are bad, and some things are amazing!

[snyprrr]

The photos of the man are available, you know!

...starring Matthew Modine as Brahms...

[kishnevi]

I'm not sure which is the better line:  Mozart is making an opera you can't refuse or Bach is making a 1079 you can't refuse.

And this line from the website suggest a horror movie, not a mob movie:
Our most well know classical composers are alive again and they are stronger than ever!

[TheGSMoeller]

This one is in dire need of a caption.

[DavidRoss]

Gag me with a spoon!

[Opus106]

Talk to the hand.

[Szykneij]

Was Levine a turtle in an earlier life?

[snyprrr]

Gag me with a spoon!

I erased everything I said. It's that bad.

[snyprrr]

This one is in dire need of a caption.

...Hi...

...no, no...please, call me Jimmy...

...oh, really? Me too!... more bubbly?...

...ahh, James Levine,... for when a night has to be,...must be... sexxxy!!!...

[TheGSMoeller]

...Hi...

...no, no...please, call me Jimmy...

...oh, really? Me too!... more bubbly?...

...ahh, James Levine,... for when a night has to be,...must be... sexxxy!!!...

[knight66]

This one is in dire need of a caption.

It's cold out, innit?

Mike