The selfish bad advice thread

[Ken B]

This thread is for advice which is simultaneously self-serving, selfish, unwise, dangerous, and destructive.

Many examples come to mind. "Sell your kidney to buy me a new car" for example. But here's my entry.
"If you are a poor young black male in a country thousands of miles away, please advance my political agenda by rioting in the face of armed troops, and throw in some arson and looting."

[Karl Henning]

This thread is for advice which is simultaneously self-serving, selfish, unwise, dangerous, and destructive.

I'm out of my league!

[snyprrr]

yer baiting me arent yoo?

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