VS. game

[MusicTurner]

Joyce

Palin or Cleese?

Palin: seems more sociable I guess, and has done programmes with a wide range of interests.

[MusicTurner]

Liszt versus Robert Schumann

[prémont]

None of these 

Lasagne versus pizza?

[MusicTurner]

None of these 

Lasagne versus pizza?

Don't break the rules, but I think you're more of a Schumann man, than a Liszt fan.

[prémont]

Yes, you are right.

So: Schumann.

And TD: 

Tchaikovsky versus Dvorak

[LKB]

Tchaikovsky

Delius vs. Delibes

[MusicTurner]

DELIUS

Park vs garden

[SimonNZ]

I'm gonna say I get more pleasure from a well designed and cared for public park than a well designed and cared for public gardens.in fact the latter all to often has an "art gallery" aesthetic which I think is misplaced.

Short answers or long answers? (Correct reply: passive-aggressive much?)

[MusicTurner]

Elaborated answers, please - they have more entertainment value.

Tennis vs badminton

[rhomboid]

Badminton 

North Pole vs. South Pole

[LKB]

At this time,  South Pole.

Hot vs. Cold

[prémont]

Cold.

Cold versus flu?

[MusicTurner]

Cold.

Cold versus flu?

Though not really cool, cold.

Beetle vs fly

[rhomboid]

Beetle

Reptilians vs. Pleiadians

[Pohjolas Daughter]

Beetle

Reptilians vs. Pleiadians

Sorry, but no idea here as to what you are referring to? 

PD

[LKB]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

Probably this.

[MusicTurner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_conspiracy_theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens

Probably this.

Thank you, those ideas about the Nordics were alien to me , though the name of Adamski wasn't.

[rhomboid]

Beetle

Reptilians vs. Pleiadians

No more conspirations 


Glockenspiel vs. Celesta

[LKB]

Glockenspiel

Beam cannon vs. thunder machine

[prémont]

Thunder machine, provided I have ear protection 

pit bull terrier versus rattlesnake