Dating or not dating.

[Ken B]

How very delicate of you. Thanks, Ken.

We need a new thread,  "Delicate Locutions for Shtup."

Sautillé?

[Ken B]

You rabbits move around so faster then us lethargic apes 

Can we trade lives for a year? 

Shoulda been a bonobo.

[Mirror Image]

I remember Spinal Tap. That's still one of the funniest movies I've seen. And when my studio assistant/best friend Iain would make a mistake at work or was having a bad hair day or something, I'd (jokingly) berate him and his reply was always the words of the hotel clerk to band manager Ian Faith "I'm just as God made me, sir" 

[NikF]

Us apes are a bit more territorial:

That's the manner in which I walk. Fact. 
But some women like it. Fact. 

[snyprrr]

Drunk lady says she'll let me do "whatever" if I bring her a pint of rot gut.



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Where do you meet regular lady peoples?

[zamyrabyrd]

Drunk lady says she'll let me do "whatever" if I bring her a pint of rot gut.

She ain't no lady.

Where do you meet regular lady peoples?

Try concerts.

[NikF]

Drunk lady says she'll let me do "whatever" if I bring her a pint of rot gut.



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No, the hell with that crap. But if you do, make sure you wrap up - and I'm talking layers.

It's definitely possible to find no strings attached sex (including "whatever") with someone you find attractive. But because it's relatively easy for most women to find someone to have sex with they can often be spoiled for choice, so you need to know how to play the game, which mostly just means being an adult about it all - and I think that's where  some guys can mess up.

Where do you meet regular lady peoples?

Try concerts.

Yeah, that's a good shout.
I meet women at concerts. They're not exactly queuing up, but on a fairly regular basis I get numbers that lead to dates and stuff. I've found the ballet better still to meet women of all ages - and even a face like mine isn't too much of a drawback. However, I go to concerts and the ballet (and galleries and the theatre and the gym etc) because I enjoy them and they're a big part of my life anyway, and so I always treat meeting someone new as nothing more than an unexpected bonus while I'm there.

But in my experience it's possible to meet someone almost anywhere. In real-life I'm much more succinct than I am on the Internet, but that doesn't stop me acknowledging people as I go about my day. Making eye contact, smiling or a simple nod at someone passing by or while you're waiting to cross the road or whatever is a cool and good thing to do in any case.

e: there are people out there who are hostile to being smiled at or even looked at. But that's their problem. And when it happens (because it does happen) I just ignore them and move on. It's all good and I am still --->

[Mirror Image]

Drunk lady says she'll let me do "whatever" if I bring her a pint of rot gut.



yay



Where do you meet regular lady peoples?

There's an old saying "You can take a woman out of the whorehouse, but you can't take the whorehouse out of the woman." Of course, this is just a variation of the original analogy, but you need to tread very carefully here. You'd have to be absolutely desperate to hook up with a woman like this. If you do end up hooking up with her, it says more about you than it would the actual woman IMHO.

Where to meet women? I haven't the faintest idea, but a grocery store is never a bad option. I like the idea of a concert as well, especially a classical one.

[NikF]

Where to meet women? I haven't the faintest idea, but a grocery store is never a bad option. I like the idea of a concert as well, especially a classical one.

http://www.youtube.com/v/p9ZjOCSLYlc

[Mirror Image]

http://www.youtube.com/v/p9ZjOCSLYlc

[NikF]

All joking aside, I've twice been approached by a woman in a supermarket. There are some women who are confident enough within themselves that if they want to talk, flirt with or even come on to a complete stranger, they'll just do it. And in my experience it's nothing like that video clip. They simply start a conversation and keep it going, all the while dropping verbal and physical hints that you can pick up on.
For the record, of those two occasions I was only interested in one of them.

[Mirror Image]

All joking aside, I've twice been approached by a woman in a supermarket. There are some women who are confident enough within themselves that if they want to talk, flirt with or even come on to a complete stranger, they'll just do it. And in my experience it's nothing like that video clip. They simply start a conversation and keep it going, all the while dropping verbal and physical hints that you can pick up on.
For the record, of those two occasions I was only interested in one of them.

Yeah, it seems the best place to meet a woman is simply go where women go with the exception of a department store. That could be a bit awkward.

[NikF]

Yeah, it seems the best place to meet a woman is simply go where women go with the exception of a department. That could be a bit awkward.

Sure, makes perfect sense.
Later/tomorrow I'm going to say something about the supermarket woman who I was interested in that highlights why it can be difficult (or to a degree, even unfair) for a man to approach a woman in public. 

[greg]

Couple rambling thoughts:

-Not sure if I wrote about this already... but this is an example why I still take kids seriously (sometimes). Was at the park a few months ago and two middle-school aged (or was it early high school?) kids were playing basketball with me. The little girl asks if I'm married, and I say no. Then she says, "That's good! Keep it that way! That way you can buy a Playstation and whatever else you want!" 

-The more addicted/excited I get to playing Final Fantasy 14, the less my desire for women is. But if I sit around doing nothing, I get bored and depressed and crave sex and start to read about drugs. My weekend started off SOOOOO good with the FF14 news and news about my huge tax return that I've felt like I'm high on endorphins all weekend. The curious thing about that is that I just tested out this video for my Vive VR- some 3D POV porn with two hot girls, for about 20 minutes. Normally, I'd enjoy it because it's some mindblowing stuff... but i sat there laughing the whole time. Then stopped because I got bored. Seems like being overly happy kills sex drive.

-There's this one guy in my group in FF14 who is always talking about having hookups with beautiful 20 year olds (he's about twice that age), but he complains that if he gets married, he wouldn't be able to play the game. (And he hides his addiction of the game from these girls- his "secret nerd life." lol) I can certainly sympathize.

[Mirror Image]

Sure, makes perfect sense.
Later/tomorrow I'm going to say something about the supermarket woman who I was interested in that highlights why it can be difficult (or to a degree, even unfair) for a man to approach a woman in public. 

Looking forward to you comments, Nik.

[Mirror Image]

Couple rambling thoughts:

-Not sure if I wrote about this already... but this is an example why I still take kids seriously (sometimes). Was at the park a few months ago and two middle-school aged (or was it early high school?) kids were playing basketball with me. The little girl asks if I'm married, and I say no. Then she says, "That's good! Keep it that way! That way you can buy a Playstation and whatever else you want!" 

-The more addicted/excited I get to playing Final Fantasy 14, the less my desire for women is. But if I sit around doing nothing, I get bored and depressed and crave sex and start to read about drugs. My weekend started off SOOOOO good with the FF14 news and news about my huge tax return that I've felt like I'm high on endorphins all weekend. The curious thing about that is that I just tested out this video for my Vive VR- some 3D POV porn with two hot girls, for about 20 minutes. Normally, I'd enjoy it because it's some mindblowing stuff... but i sat there laughing the whole time. Then stopped because I got bored. Seems like being overly happy kills sex drive.

-There's this one guy in my group in FF14 who is always talking about having hookups with beautiful 20 year olds (he's about twice that age), but he complains that if he gets married, he wouldn't be able to play the game. (And he hides his addiction of the game from these girls- his "secret nerd life." lol) I can certainly sympathize.

To the bolded text, this has me worried the most. I'm not sure how anyone could be so bored whenever there's a whole wealth of music, books, films, etc. to be enjoyed.

[NikF]

Looking forward to you comments, Nik.

Here's why it can sometimes be difficult for a man to approach a woman in public.
I was in the supermarket early, like 07:00 or something. One of the aisles was partially blocked by someone leaving their shopping trolly there. I went to move it and a women came over, all apologetic for it. I continued shopping and a couple of times she and I would pass each other in an aisle and exchange a polite smile and all that crap. It happened maybe three of four times.
Then I'm at the cheese section and out of nowhere there's a woman's voice in my ear. It's giggling and saying "You must think I'm stalking you!" Before I can answer she lightly leans against my arm and whispers "How would you feel about that?"

Okay, can you imagine if a man walked up to a woman who doesn't know him and makes physical contact while asking how she'd feel about him stalking her?      He'd get called out on it/castigated/reported to Tumblr. 
But it's still possible to approach a woman in those circumstances. Contrary to common belief, men don't always make the first move. Women almost always make the first move. They just have a different and far less obvious way of doing it and you need to be able to recognise it.

[Rinaldo]

But if I sit around doing nothing, I get bored and depressed

Yes, that's how a human body works.

[Mirror Image]

Here's why it can sometimes be difficult for a man to approach a woman in public.
I was in the supermarket early, like 07:00 or something. One of the aisles was partially blocked by someone leaving their shopping trolly there. I went to move it and a women came over, all apologetic for it. I continued shopping and a couple of times she and I would pass each other in an aisle and exchange a polite smile and all that crap. It happened maybe three of four times.
Then I'm at the cheese section and out of nowhere there's a woman's voice in my ear. It's giggling and saying "You must think I'm stalking you!" Before I can answer she lightly leans against my arm and whispers "How would you feel about that?"

Okay, can you imagine if a man walked up to a woman who doesn't know him and makes physical contact while asking how she'd feel about him stalking her?      He'd get called out on it/castigated/reported to Tumblr. 
But it's still possible to approach a woman in those circumstances. Contrary to common belief, men don't always make the first move. Women almost always make the first move. They just have a different and far less obvious way of doing it and you need to be able to recognise it.

All dully noted, my friend. I hope this happens for me soon.

[snyprrr]

Sure, makes perfect sense.
Later/tomorrow I'm going to say something about the supermarket woman who I was interested in that highlights why it can be difficult (or to a degree, even unfair) for a man to approach a woman in public. 

"Sooo... you like to watch the salad dressing? Hmmm?"

She ain't no lady.

Try concerts.

My friend says he was at the gas station, and then heard this woman behind him ask him for money, and he turned around and it was his ex-wife.



I've been with more Black Out Queens than I care to mention... oy,... have you ever realized that for the past two weeks you've been making love to someone that wasn't there?? Yea, that's a creepy feeling (Oh, that's what that glazed look was... I thought it was because of my technicals!)


I'm currently terrified of knife wielding type wimmins... wake up with Ms. CrayCray straddling your chest with a pistol between your eyes...


brrrrrrrrr (maybe I'm watching too many thrillers)



My ex-wife was the most normal woman I've ever been with, a real librarian...



I'll spare you the next three Pages of ranty ramble... low blood sugar, must eat...






women....ahhhhh 0:)