Program Music: Your Sex Life

Started by Ken B, March 01, 2019, 11:23:39 AM

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Which piece describes your sex life?

Nielsen, Inextinguishable
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Chopin, Minute Waltz
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Mozart, Hunt Quartet
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Mahler, Symphony of a Thousand
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Adams, Short Ride In A Fast Machine
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Max Richter, Sleep
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Schubert, Unfinished
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Widor, Toccata
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Grofe, Grand Canyon
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Ravel, Concerto for the Left Hand
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Strauss, Don Juan
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Beethoven, Emperor
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Scarlatti, Cat's Fugue
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Albinoni, Adagio
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Haydn, The Clock
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Tartini, Devil's Trill
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Boughton, Greek
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Beethoven, Hammerklavier
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Tchaikovsky, Little Russian
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Haydn, Le Midi
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Hovhaness, Mount St. Helens
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Stockhausen, Gruppen
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Koechlin, 7 Stars
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Gorecki, Sorrowful Songs
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Haydn, The Bear
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Nyman, Stroking
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Nyman, Synchronizing
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Banana
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Total Members Voted: 1

Ken B

Inspired by Brian's anecdote about his friend who said The Rite Of Spring describes his sexual activity in detail.

Florestan

Hah!

I'll play sincerely.

With respect to frequency: Beethoven - The Ruins of Athens

With respect to the best moments: Scriabin - The Poem of Ecstasy

With respect to the worst moments: Schubert - The Unfinished Symphony

Overall assessment: Haydn - Symphony No. 30 in C major, Hob I:30 "Hallelujah"

Every kind of music is good, except the boring kind. — Rossini

Marc

Inspired by the Monty Python quote "Sex sex sex, that's all they think about!" (Life of Brian, 1979), my choice is: J.S. Bach, In allen meinen Taten, BWV 97.




Brahmsian

Is there a 'Concerto for the right hand'?  ;D

amw


vandermolen

#5
Witty thread.

I rather liked the character in the Benny Hill show, many decades ago who said:

'I certainly don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none too sure about it afterwards'

8)
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).

'The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good' (Stanley Kubrick).

Ken B

Quote from: vandermolen on March 01, 2019, 03:34:47 PM
Witty thread.

I rather liked the character in the Benny Hill show, many decades ago who said:

'I certainly don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none to sure about it afterwards'

8)
"Do you believe in same sex marriage?"
"Yes indeed. I have been married for 40 years ... and the sex always the same."

Mirror Image

I think Varèse's Déserts pretty much sums it up. :P

NikF4

#8
I much prefer slim women to fat women. And I do like women who choose to remove all of their body hair. As a result, I'm confused by Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain.

e: which reminds me, with an unknown you should always wrap it up (serious talk: although not double wrap - because the increased friction can increase chances of the condom breaking) but wrap all the same to avoid an unwanted intimate encounter with Koechlin: Le buisson ardent.

Dima

Quote from: ChamberNut on March 01, 2019, 01:45:33 PM
Is there a 'Concerto for the right hand'?  ;D
The Poem of Ecstasy has an arrangement for the right hand. :P

Florestan

Quote from: ChamberNut on March 01, 2019, 01:45:33 PM
Is there a 'Concerto for the right hand'?  ;D

You could try for once Ravel's Concerto for the Left Hand and pretend you were just Haydn's Il distratto;D
Every kind of music is good, except the boring kind. — Rossini

david johnson

Do not forget Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries