What is the uttermost pathetic things you done in your life

[Carlo Gesualdo]

Here my testimony, please don't laugh, this is a trend or a confession parlour trend on this post I want billion response, funny ones

Okay, I was lacking smokes (cigarettes) no money no nothing, so I roll a tea bag and smoke orange pekoe tea (hahaha).

In my youth I was lacking funds and want a buzz, I eat half a bag of nutmeg, surprisingly enough it works, because there is LSD in nutmeg if you chug it whit cold water, I was stone for seven days, it was ridiculous, eventually I would sleep-wake up high go to school were absent until someone managed to make noise in class everyone though I was on  super LSD 25, but please parental advisory kid don't ever try this chance are it work 1/5 time your most likely to injure your stomach or puke, this was really stupid of me.

Once I was in biology class and were dissecting a beef eye I took the eye and put it in my mouth close my mouth went to see a girl and open up my mouth saying hello she fainted, and also a gay student( I kid you not).

Common guys, be brave what is the uttermost stupid thing you have done, make me laugh to tears, please.

This post is about the silliest thing you did so far, I probably have done worse, but I won't tell...

[Ratliff]

Listening to Andre Rieu doesn't qualify?

[steve ridgway]

Never try to drive a manual car under the influence of LSD - the gear stick keeps moving out of the way of your hand so you can't get it out of first .

[Irons]

Once at a dinner party connected with work I found myself sitting at the table next to Lord Redesdale. On reaching out and clutching a bread roll Lord Redesdale informed me I had taken his roll! Mine of course was still sitting untouched on a bread and butter plate to the left of my dinner plate. 

[dissily Mordentroge]

Once at a dinner party connected with work I found myself sitting at the table next to Lord Redesdale. On reaching out and clutching a bread roll Lord Redesdale informed me I had taken his roll! Mine of course was still sitting untouched on a bread and butter plate to the left of my dinner plate. 

No, that wasn't the silliest thing you've ever done. Not going to finishing school was.

[Irons]

No, that wasn't the silliest thing you've ever done. Not going to finishing school was.

You are right but where I come from finishing school wasn't an option.

[vandermolen]

I put my Citroen 2CV, which I'd just bought, through an automatic car wash in a garage. It was like a scene from the film 'Titanic'. The water cascaded over my legs, like from a waterfall, from the front ventilation grill. I had to jump onto the seat but managed to drive out, in a panic, as the car began to fill up with water. I'd paid for the most expensive car wash as well. I'm sure that I was hit in the ear by hot wax. It wa a terrible experience.

I also drove my wife's car off an inspection ramp in another garage so it was lying an a 45 degree angle stuck in the inspection bay, after I'd refused help from the staff in guiding me on to the ramp. They had to pull the car out with me stuck inside. They could hardly lift the thing for laughing.

[dissily Mordentroge]

Silliest thing I ever did was fall for Ayn Rand's spiel as a young teenager.

[greg]

Robitussin. 

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

I drove a General Motors product--rental car agency was all out of everything and I was desperate! 

[dissily Mordentroge]

Robitussin. 

Still coughing?

[greg]

Still coughing?

Lol, it's not just for treating coughs. It's also for people when they are really bored and adventurous. 

[dissily Mordentroge]

I'd prefer to gamble with LSD

[greg]

I'd prefer to gamble with LSD

Yeah, though that is a million times harder to obtain.

[dissily Mordentroge]

Yeah, though that is a million times harder to obtain.

Not only that but substances wandering around the black market today cannot be trusted to be what the sellers claim they are. As a geriatric hippie raised on laboratory grade Sandoz product I'm unwilling to gamble my sanity on the unknowable.

[Rinaldo]

Silliest thing I ever did was fall for Ayn Rand's spiel as a young teenager.

Same.

[dissily Mordentroge]

Cara sposa, dove sei? Thanks but I'm already taken.

[greg]

Not only that but substances wandering around the black market today cannot be trusted to be what the sellers claim they are. As a geriatric hippie raised on laboratory grade Sandoz product I'm unwilling to gamble my sanity on the unknowable.

You can buy drug test kits that can guarantee that the stuff you get is safe, just in case you stumble upon something you might want.

[dissily Mordentroge]

You can buy drug test kits that can guarantee that the stuff you get is safe, just in case you stumble upon something you might want.

Determining the purity and strength of LSD requires equipment the size of a small laboratory.
Knowing the strength of LSD doses is critical to safety. In the 1970's a group of Melbourne dealers
noticed one of their sheets of blotting paper soaked in LSD had become discoloured in the fridge making sale to the public
problematic. They therefore decided to consume the marked portion themselves. What they didn't know until later forensic
analysis was the blotter had become wet draining all of the active drug into one corner.
It was estimated is they each consumed over 200 doses. One man never recovered.

Simpler tests of LSD can detect adulterations such as strychnine etc using portable equipment.
http://www.scielo.br/pdf/bjps/v46n4/11.pdf

[geralmar]

I once asked my doctor, "How often should I get an annual physical exam?".  He replied, "Once a year is enough" .