Finally got a Positive score on my Covid test after four tries!

I see what I was doing wrong the whole time. I was staying home, avoiding everyone for two years. But no! Don't do that, stupid! You'll never pass the test that way!
My employer tells me to go back to work. They have a big celebration for their 100th birthday, and the office is extremely crowded, and you have to get past 50 people blocking the hallway, maskless, in order to get to your desk. I think that is most likely what helped. I get it now, you have to be around people!
Wow, I'm so dumb and reckless, people in power should definitely make decisions for me because I don't know what I'm doing. Two years of failing the test, how pathetic! Obviously I cannot figure this out on my own.
(although idk what the intention was with the mandatory vaccines for employees was that I ended up getting... I was trying to test positive, but vaccines are trying to make you test negative? Why did they try to make it harder?

Oh well... they didn't really help, so doesn't really matter I guess)