The Joke Thread

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Karl Henning

#540
May 10, 2024, 05:39:30 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on May 10, 2024, 05:17:11 PM@Karl Henning

Why don't cats play poker in the wild? Because there are too many cheetahs!

[Run away!!!]

PD

(* chortle *)
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Pohjolas Daughter

#541
May 10, 2024, 05:55:31 PM
Quote from: Karl Henning on May 10, 2024, 05:39:30 PM(* chortle *)

Alright, so this isn't really a joke (though I do think that it's funny and very touching so I'll post it in the cat thread)....

PD
Pohjolas Daughter

George

#542
May 10, 2024, 06:27:05 PM
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Karl Henning

#543
May 11, 2024, 08:18:11 AM
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

George

#544
May 11, 2024, 09:43:00 AM
It'd be cool if you liked with a monster.
You'd never get hiccups.

- Mitch Hedberg
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure
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