That Ol' Self-Same Shed

[Number Six]

Is this thread thinking of purchasing a second shed?

[Karl Henning]

Is this thread thinking of purchasing a second shed?

It would shed a second shed.

[Elgarian Redux]

It would shed a second shed.

'A second shed'. It sounds desirable, Karl, even noble in its aim, but is it not a founding principle of Shedism, that the Shed is One? That all other sheds (such as a second shed) are mere reflections of The One Shed? As A. Gardener has shown, in his book Meditations Among the Chrysanthemum cuttings, the notion of two Sheds is ultimately self-refuting. This is, he argues, the founding principle of Shedonometry, and indeed, the whole field of Shedematics.

[Elgarian Redux]

'A second shed'. It sounds desirable, Karl, even noble in its aim, but is it not a founding principle of Shedism, that the Shed is One? That all other sheds (such as a second shed) are mere reflections of The One Shed? As A. Gardener has shown, in his book Meditations Among the Chrysanthemum cuttings, the notion of two Sheds is ultimately self-refuting. This is, he argues, the founding principle of Shedonometry, and indeed, the whole field of Higher Shedematics.