Is this funny?

[Mozart]

Elias             says (9:16 PM):
what is that even called?
              Elias             says (9:16 PM):
''''
              Elias             says (9:16 PM):
what do you call those?
(L).::I'm Just A Crazy Kind Of Girl, I'll Tell It To The World, I've Just Begun Having My Fun::.(L) says (9:16 PM):
apostrophe
              Elias             says (9:16 PM):
ohh yeah
              Elias             says (9:16 PM):
trophe?
              Elias             says (9:16 PM):
apostrophy maybe?
              Elias             says (9:17 PM):
you would know more than me
(L).::I'm Just A Crazy Kind Of Girl, I'll Tell It To The World, I've Just Begun Having My Fun::.(L) says (9:17 PM):
its apostrophe
              Elias             says (9:18 PM):
no, it's apostrophe

I didn't get a laugh...

[Mozart]

Ok something is wrong with this forum, because I always confuse this thread for the diner. Hmmmph Sorry again Mr. Moderator. 

[Mozart]

Elias             says (9:32 PM):
can you cook?
              Elias             says (9:32 PM):
im getting good at making pancakes
(L).::I'm Just A Crazy Kind Of Girl, I'll Tell It To The World, I've Just Begun Having My Fun::.(L) says (9:32 PM):
i like french toast
              Elias             says (9:32 PM):
me 2
              Elias             says (9:32 PM):
but its harder
              Elias             says (9:33 PM):
pancakes you take the powder add milk i put cinammon and chocolate chips
              Elias             says (9:33 PM):
and mmm
              Elias             says (9:33 PM):
its all about the flip
              Elias             says (9:33 PM):
you gotta be strict like an eastern european gymnastics judge on the flip
(L).::I'm Just A Crazy Kind Of Girl, I'll Tell It To The World, I've Just Begun Having My Fun::.(L) says (9:33 PM):
lol
              Elias             says (9:33 PM):
if not then you gotta get yourself some flippin' lessons dude, because that won't cut it in this gym

from 1 to 10 what do you rate this one on the funny scale?


"you know you have a bad singing voice when glass would rather kill itself than listen to you sing"

-HH

[Cato]

Right, this should be moved to the Diner.

Scores for all 3 things, with the "suicidal glass" joke considered #3: 1,  2,  3.5

[karlhenning]

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[greg]

Right, this should be moved to the Diner.

Scores for all 3 things, with the "suicidal glass" joke considered #3: 1,  2,  3.5

uhh yeah, i'd have to agree here
not you at your funniest, elias