impressing a british chick

[маразм1]

So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her.  Let's see what happens.  There will be no name on the card. 

[locrian]

So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her.  Let's see what happens.  There will be no name on the card. 

British chicks hate anonymous flowers.

[sidoze]

oxymoron alert!

[маразм1]

oxymoron?  are you calling me an oxymoron?

[sidoze]

british chick = oxymoron. goodluck with it. might be better to send a pacifier

[маразм1]

british chick = oxymoron. goodluck with it. might be better to send a pacifier

I think hedgehogs are bigger oxymorons.

[Mark]

So today, just for fun, I ordered flowers online for her.  Let's see what happens.  There will be no name on the card. 

Best of British. Just hope she doesn't think they're from a stalker.

[greg]

how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!

[Mark]

how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!

God, Greg, I love your insane brand of humour/view of life.

[greg]

God, Greg, I love your insane brand of humour/view of life.

thinking this way is a survival mechanism..... 

you think Dmitri is actually gonna talk to the British chick?
(hopefully that British chick isn't your wife LOL) 

[Mark]

you think Dmitri is actually gonna talk to the British chick?

If he likes her enough to send her flowers, then I certainly hope so. Women are women, wherever they're from. They usually respond to genuine interest in them, kindness ... and of course, that indefinable attraction that has to exist between two people if things are to get going at all. I wish him lots of luck.

[Larry Rinkel]

how about later you impress her even more by telling her you sent them and then eating all the flowers in front of her without throwing up. Any guy who can do that is impressive!

If he's sent her the flowers, they're in her possession. How is he supposed to get the flower back so he can eat them?

Logistics, Greg.

[greg]

If he's sent her the flowers, they're in her possession. How is he supposed to get the flower back so he can eat them?

Logistics, Greg.

"Hand me over the flowers, yo," says Dmitri.
"oh, was it you who sent me flowers? that was soooooo sweet, thank you," says British Chick.
"Give them to me know or i'll shoot you!," says Dmitri.
"Aaaaaaah!" shrieks British chick. (she drives home, gets the flowers, comes back and he eats them)

see, not too complex 

[knight66]

Yes, I can quite see that is how it must happen.


I hope this girl is not allergic to flowers.


Mike

[greg]

I hope this girl is not allergic to flowers.


Mike

no, let's hope Dmitri isn't allergic to flowers 

[Larry Rinkel]

Let's hope the flowers are edible.

[knight66]

So much hope invested, we pant in anticipation of the outcome.

Mike

[greg]

So much hope invested, we pant in anticipation of the outcome.

Mike

yeah, but you don't need to pant THAT fast, weirdo 

[knight66]

Oh; I did not realise I had left my webcam on.

Mike

[greg]

Oh; I did not realise I had left my webcam on.

Mike

(i didn't realize you were a dog....)