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vandermolen

#460
April 20, 2020, 01:37:06 AM
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).

'The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good' (Stanley Kubrick).

Pohjolas Daughter

#461
April 28, 2020, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: geralmar on April 28, 2020, 03:48:38 AM

:)  Where's her bag though to pick things up?   >:(
Pohjolas Daughter

George

#462
April 28, 2020, 06:56:37 AM
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Pohjolas Daughter

#463
April 28, 2020, 07:34:48 AM
Pohjolas Daughter

Irons

#464
April 28, 2020, 08:02:04 AM
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

geralmar

#465
April 28, 2020, 12:57:33 PM

SimonNZ

#466
April 28, 2020, 05:02:14 PM

George

#467
April 29, 2020, 03:02:39 PM
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Pohjolas Daughter

#468
April 30, 2020, 05:18:38 AM
Quote from: George on April 29, 2020, 03:02:39 PM
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Boooo! :laugh:
Pohjolas Daughter

André

#469
May 01, 2020, 10:13:21 AM

A classic scene from a classic movie:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA

Karl Henning

#470
May 01, 2020, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: George on April 29, 2020, 03:02:39 PM
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.

(* chortle *)
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

geralmar

#471
May 02, 2020, 08:08:07 PM

geralmar

#472
June 11, 2020, 07:03:24 AM

George

#473
February 05, 2022, 12:06:21 PM
Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Phillip Glass.

"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

milk

#474
February 06, 2022, 04:48:33 PM
Quote from: George on February 05, 2022, 12:06:21 PM
Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Knock knock?
Who's there?

Phillip Glass.
;D
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Morton Feldman

Karl Henning

#475
July 21, 2022, 08:42:14 AM
Seen on Twitter:

hy couldn't the devil make cheese?

There's no whey in hell.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

DavidW

#476
July 21, 2022, 11:16:31 AM
Here are some memes for the day:



I especially feel that last one!

George

#477
July 21, 2022, 01:25:31 PM
Dave Chappelle on Standards and Practices - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZWnJw74GxM
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Karl Henning

#478
July 27, 2022, 02:57:48 PM
Seen on Twitter:
how did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

George

#479
July 27, 2022, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on July 27, 2022, 02:57:48 PM
Seen on Twitter:
how did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.

;D :D ;D

"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure
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