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Offline vandermolen

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #460 on: April 20, 2020, 12:37:06 AM »
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm" (Churchill).

'The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good' (Stanley Kubrick).

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« Reply #461 on: April 28, 2020, 04:46:01 AM »

:)  Where's her bag though to pick things up?   >:(

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #462 on: April 28, 2020, 05:56:37 AM »
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

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« Reply #464 on: April 28, 2020, 07:02:04 AM »
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

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« Reply #467 on: April 29, 2020, 02:02:39 PM »
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

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« Reply #468 on: April 30, 2020, 04:18:38 AM »
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.
Boooo! :laugh:

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« Reply #469 on: May 01, 2020, 09:13:21 AM »

A classic scene from a classic movie:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiCFdWeQfA

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Re: The Joke Thread
« Reply #470 on: May 01, 2020, 04:57:39 PM »
My doctor prescribed anti-gloating cream. I can't wait to rub it in.

(* chortle *)
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His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

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