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Karl Henning

#380
December 04, 2013, 03:41:42 AM
Hah!
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Karl Henning

#381
December 23, 2013, 04:09:47 AM
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

George

#382
January 19, 2014, 05:50:06 PM
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Superhorn

#383
January 24, 2014, 10:13:16 AM
   What's the difference between a piano and a fish ?  You can't tuna fish !

North Star

#384
August 13, 2015, 02:55:48 AM
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? ... a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it." - Confucius

My photographs on Flickr

George

#385
August 13, 2015, 03:57:01 AM
Quote from: North Star on August 13, 2015, 02:55:48 AM
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? ... a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

;D
"I can't live without music, because music is life." - Yvonne Lefébure

Karl Henning

#386
October 05, 2015, 03:18:57 AM
Quote from: James on October 05, 2015, 01:27:55 AM
I found music to be infinitely more fun once thinking entered the experience. That mindless jive just wasn't cutting it.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

jochanaan

#387
October 06, 2015, 07:11:40 AM
Karl, that's a statement we probably shouldn't overthink. :laugh:
Imagination + discipline = creativity

Karl Henning

#388
October 06, 2015, 08:46:29 AM
"I didn't get here by thinking . . . ."
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Ken B

#389
October 06, 2015, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: karlhenning on October 06, 2015, 08:46:29 AM
"I didn't get here by thinking . . . ."

The US election thread is over there.

Super Blood Moon

#390
October 06, 2015, 04:03:56 PM
Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown?

Because the punch line is too long.  >:D

Mr. Three Putt

#391
October 06, 2015, 04:15:24 PM
Leonard Bernstein was buried holding the score to Mahler's 5th against his chest. Unfortunately, there were other copies made.

(This would be funnier if it were Mahler's 7th)

Gurn Blanston

#392
October 06, 2015, 04:58:20 PM
Quote from: Mr. Three Putt on October 06, 2015, 04:15:24 PM
Leonard Bernstein was buried holding the score to Mahler's 5th against his chest. Unfortunately, there were other copies made.

(This would be funnier if it were Mahler's 7th)

Well, I like it...  :D

8)
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Haydn: that genius of vulgar music who induces an inordinate thirst for beer - Mily Balakirev (1860)

Mr. Three Putt

#393
October 07, 2015, 02:32:55 PM
If pain is a sign of weakness, leaving the body, then I have an amazing capacity for weakness. You'd think it would all be gone by now. Perhaps it leaves the body very slowly. This would be funnier if it weren't true.

SimonNZ

#394
October 07, 2015, 04:15:29 PM
Quote from: George on March 06, 2011, 06:47:26 AM
"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?"
   
"A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question."

;D

I know I'm four and a half years late saying it, but: I love this one.

Super Blood Moon

#395
October 08, 2015, 12:58:48 PM
Heading's Henquarters

Todd

#396
January 04, 2016, 09:23:59 AM
Inspired by current events: I said to my doctor I think I've got semi-affluenza.  He said that's a bit rich.
The universe is change; life is opinion. - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

People would rather believe than know - E.O. Wilson

Propaganda death ensemble - Tom Araya

Karl Henning

#397
January 27, 2016, 10:48:13 AM
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

jochanaan

#398
January 28, 2016, 07:29:42 PM
Imagination + discipline = creativity

Scion7

#399
March 13, 2016, 10:35:16 AM
Shishkoomba.

The sound sheep make when they explode.      :-\
When, a few months before his death, Rachmaninov lamented that he no longer had the "strength and fire" to compose, friends reminded him of the Symphonic Dances, so charged with fire and strength. "Yes," he admitted. "I don't know how that happened. That was probably my last flicker."
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