Bring on the Curtain of Charity

[karlhenning]

I could not possibly comment on this.

[head-case]

I could not possibly comment on this.

That's a relief!   

[karlhenning]

As someone impersonating your attorney, I advise you to brush your teeth more regularly.

[Don]

What would you expect from the girlfriend of a violent criminal?

[DavidW]

This sounds like the plot of a porno.

[Benji]

This sounds like the plot of a porno.

...except the guards would have done anything but stop them once they caught them at it. 

[knight66]

Impersonation interuptus.....could be messy.

Mike

[Michel]

What a brilliant story.

Although on a more serious note, the prison system's restraint of sexual activity is, I think, one of the major reasons for its violence. Its an antrocious betrayal of human dignity. 

[Choo Choo]

The corrections officers ended the meeting.

This put me in mind of the story Spike Milligan tells in Hitler - My Part In His Downfall. He was on guard duty one night, when he heard a rhythmic banging coming from behind a wooden shed.  Creeping round to have a look, he saw one of the other soldiers pleasuring a local girl up against the door.  Milligan reports that he "waited until the critical moment" before shining his torch on them and shouting "Halt - who comes there?"

I'd like to think that the "corrections officers" showed similar judgement in "ending the meeting" (but I rather doubt it.)

[Michel]

This put me in mind of the story Spike Milligan tells in Hitler - My Part In His Downfall. He was on guard duty one night, when he heard a rhythmic banging coming from behind a wooden shed.  Creeping round to have a look, he saw one of the other soldiers pleasuring a local girl up against the door.  Milligan reports that he "waited until the critical moment" before shining his torch on them and shouting "Halt - who comes there?"

I'd like to think that the "corrections officers" showed similar judgement in "ending the meeting" (but I rather doubt it.)

Ha! Brilliant!

[George]

This all reminds me of one of my favorite jokes about the pope, as told by Bobcat Golthwait.

Its too "off-color" to share in open forum, but those who are curious can PM me. 

[knight66]

George, Perhaps you can post it with a curtain in front of it.

Mike

[George]

George, Perhaps you can post it with a curtain in front of it.

Mike

I am not familiar with that function, Mike. 

[knight66]

Oh dear, must be a mods only privilege, we have so many of them.

Mike

[karlhenning]

mods have the Curtain, we proles have the Chinese Walls 

[DavidW]

There you go again Knight, obsessed with curtains!

I can't help but imagine your home is like some kind of wax museum with all the exhibits hidden behind curtains.

[karlhenning]

Knight's ward is Miss Havisham, David 

[knight66]

No, Knight's ward is the surgical ward.

David is alluding to my three solutions to household problems, paint it, grow a plant up it or hang a curtain in front of it.

Mike

[mahlertitan]

i hope the prison guard had the curtsy to let the two lovebirds finish.

[karlhenning]

You should have heard them rockin' jailbirds sing . . . .