From the Old Baily -
Rooney v Vardy. A tale of two Wags (wives of famous footballers).
Coleen, wife of Wayne Rooney, become disturbed as information from her private Instagram account was being leaked to the Press. She decided to set a trap to uncover the culprit - the Sun newspaper christened her "Wagatha Christie" a name she will known by for ever more. By feeding false information to single accounts and waiting for the "Sun" to publish she was able to discover the guilty party, Rebekah, wife of Jamie Vardy. Wagatha announced her findings and all hell let loose with Vardy suing Rooney
The trial is gripping and beyond hilarious with costs clocking up north of £3 million with mind boggling details, one of which a well known celebratory has a penis the size of a chipolata!
