Toilet Seats

[BorisG]

Toilet seats are important for comfort and appearance. We spend a good portion of each day on them. Any preferences in the construction or design of? Lighted? Heated?

Enjoy!

[MN Dave]

My wife will only use Kohler.

I'll shit anywhere. 

[Don]

Toilet seats are important for comfort and appearance. We spend a good portion of each day on them.

We do?  I'd call it a minimal amount of time.  As for preference, I could care less.  What I do care about is the quality of the paper.

[Don]

My wife will only use Kohler.

I'll shit anywhere. 

Even in the kitchen sink?

[MN Dave]

Even in the kitchen sink?

I'm not picky in an emergency, Don.

[Brian]

Even in the kitchen sink?

I bet his pants aren't too keen on him, either. 

[MN Dave]

I bet his pants aren't too keen on him, either. 

My pants are not sentient, thank you.

[XB-70 Valkyrie]

Heh, half the toilets in Russia don't have seats (and forget about it in China!)--and good luck trying to find toilet paper, soap and paper towels all in the same place at the same time! I loved Russia and am itching to go back, but this is one thing I didn't like. When we arrived in FRA on the return (after two weeks in Russia), it was amazing to use the restrooms--"WOW, toilet paper, toilet seats, soap, and paper towels--all in the same place at the same time!"

[BorisG]

Don, definitely quality paper. For quality time, maybe a plasma TV.

David, your wife knows. Heated? Kohler's on our wish-list.

[MN Dave]

David, your wife knows. Heated? Kohler's on our wish-list.

Not heated.

I bought a cheaper brand once and she replaced it with a Kohler soon after.

[matti]

I don't like very much the Central European ones, after you're done your number 2, the result is like on a plate. Not a pleasant sight.

Our kind has its downsides too, if your number 2 is a large one, you get a splash of water on your butt. You can, however, get rid of this unpleasant experience by setting some toilet paper on the water before you poo.

Trivial pursuit for most, but anyhoo! 

Edited because of a typoo

[MN Dave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZoGf47Z3aY

[BorisG]

Matti, I can tell you have put a lot of study into related matters. Tell me, during your splash research, have you found any difference in the amount of water dispersed with hard and soft stools, weighing the same or not?

David, that vid seems to have constipation problems.

[greg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZoGf47Z3aY

"Oshikko deru deru
Shiippapa Shiippa Shiippa"

"Nani? Oshiro ga muzumuzu suru
Muzumuzu suru toki tte nan da?
Boku unchi. Toire ni iku!
Mooshi! Unchi ni mo ganbatte yo!
Unchi deru deru unpapa"

What a catchy song.....
and the kid at the end yells "Poop!" Grunts and says, "I pooped (literally: it came out)". And then said something about the red button but i couldn't understand the last words.

[Szykneij]

"Labor Day!
Labor Day!
What can I say?
Do all your shopping at..... Wal-Mart!"

Greg, summer hasn't even started yet and you're talking about Labor Day! 

Please remove that immediately and don't put it back until late August. 

[greg]

Greg, summer hasn't even started yet and you're talking about Labor Day! 

Please remove that immediately and don't put it back until late August. 

Oh, actually it's from the "Most Unwanted Song".... they like singing about Labor Day.