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[springrite]

Eisler: Fourteen Ways to Describe the Rain

SpringRite: Fantasy of an Incompetent Composer in B flat for Unaccomplished Pianists

[ChamberNut]

Corkin:  String Quartet # 1

[karlhenning]

String Corktwit

[BachQ]

D Minor Piano Concerto

Corkin:  String Quartet # 1

Corky's Dorky Worky

[karlhenning]

"The Jazz Party Discharge Hats"

[karlhenning]

Capt Beefheart, "Old Fart at Play"

[Dancing Divertimentian]

The In the Little Jelly Doughnut Woods polka by Johann Strauss.

[Kullervo]

Solage - Fumeux Fume par Fumee ("Smokers Smoke with Smoke", IIRC)

[Monsieur Croche]

Are these real titles?

Wow, I just realized there are so many composers out there that I know nothing about... and I thought Satie is as bad as you can go when it comes to this...

[Sean]

Rossini piano music-

Peches de vieillesse bk.4, Four Mendiants et Four Hours d'oeuvres (all)- Le Beurre
Les Amandes
Les Anchois
Les Cornichons
Les Figures seches
Les Noisettes
Les Radis
Les Raisins

[Symphonien]

Then of course there is John Stump's String Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident). However, it exists only in score form.

[pjme]

Darius Milhaud :

Machines agricoles, Op. 56, for voice and 7 instruments, with texts taken out of a catalogue for agricultural machines (1919)
Catalogue de fleurs, Op.60, for voice and 7 instruments (1920) ( idem)

We cannot forget Mauricio Kagel :
Rrrrrrr
Saint Bach's Passion for solo voices, choirs and large orchestra
Rossignols enrhumés ( Nightingales with a cold) for organ ( from 8 pieces for organ)
Fremde Töne und Widerhall ('Foreign Notes and Echo') for orchestra
Quasi niente for closed mouths ( Almost nothing for closed mouths)

Arthur Meulemans : Meteorological institute for orchestra (1951)

Pierre Henry : Variations pour une porte et un soupir ( Variations for a door and a sigh) 1963

Leonard Bernstein : I hate music

[Walt]

Streichquartett für Bläserquintett