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Harry

June 30, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
There are times when the computer does not what it should do, work properly. since I installed some new accountancy software, excel doesn't work well, with this software that I must use according the banking rules in the Netherlands, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and this pictures tells you what I have in mind.
How about you huh, have this too maybe? ;D

Gurn Blanston

#1
June 30, 2008, 09:40:53 AM
Yes, I have a gun precisely like that. :)

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Harry

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June 30, 2008, 09:43:44 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on June 30, 2008, 09:40:53 AM
Yes, I have a gun precisely like that. :)

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And would you use it on your computer Gurn, when the issues do not resolve themselves? ;)

Gurn Blanston

#3
June 30, 2008, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: Harry on June 30, 2008, 09:43:44 AM
And would you use it on your computer Gurn, when the issues do not resolve themselves? ;)


Nah, I've found that issues never resolve themselves. It takes tons of intervention, some of which I am able to provide, the rest of which I must purchase or rent.

I would try uninstalling Excel and rebooting. Then with everything working OK, I would reinstall Excel. If that doesn't work, let me know and I will loan you my AR-15... :D

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Harry

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June 30, 2008, 09:48:39 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on June 30, 2008, 09:46:34 AM
Nah, I've found that issues never resolve themselves. It takes tons of intervention, some of which I am able to provide, the rest of which I must purchase or rent.

I would try uninstalling Excel and rebooting. Then with everything working OK, I would reinstall Excel. If that doesn't work, let me know and I will loan you my AR-15... :D

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Deal! ;)

knight66

#5
June 30, 2008, 02:10:16 PM
I saw a cartoon on the subject that I liked.

A woman in a second floor window is watching a computer plummet to the ground under it. She looks longsuffering and into the phone she says.....I am afraid the computer has just gone down.

Mike
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Harry

#6
June 30, 2008, 02:12:21 PM
I can imagine this scene perfectly! ;D

Bonehelm

#7
June 30, 2008, 04:23:42 PM



Not really though. I have Q6700 Intel quad core extreme, with all cores overclocked to 3.9ghz. That's paired with 4GB of 1600mhz OCZ platinum gamer RAM and 4x 120GB Western Digital Raptor 12,000 RPM Hard drives at RAID 0.

DavidRoss

#8
June 30, 2008, 04:35:57 PM
Quote from: meh on June 30, 2008, 04:23:42 PM
Not really though. I have Q6700 Intel quad core extreme, with all cores overclocked to 3.9ghz. That's paired with 4GB of 1600mhz OCZ platinum gamer RAM and 4x 120GB Western Digital Raptor 12,000 RPM Hard drives at RAID 0.
O yeah, just the ticket for web surfing.
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Bonehelm

#9
June 30, 2008, 05:08:34 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 30, 2008, 04:35:57 PM
O yeah, just the ticket for web surfing.

I would like to hear what you have. Pentium III, 800mhz processor with 256MB DDR2 ram? 40GB HD maybe? Oh, must be on Windows NT.

Kullervo

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June 30, 2008, 06:16:35 PM Last Edit: June 30, 2008, 06:18:41 PM by Corey
Quote from: meh on June 30, 2008, 05:08:34 PM
I would like to hear what you have. Pentium III, 800mhz processor with 256MB DDR2 ram? 40GB HD maybe? Oh, must be on Windows NT.

My computer:



How many floppy drives does your computer have?

DavidRoss

#11
June 30, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: meh on June 30, 2008, 05:08:34 PM
I would like to hear what you have. Pentium III, 800mhz processor with 256MB DDR2 ram? 40GB HD maybe? Oh, must be on Windows NT.

Here, you need this:



Or maybe Corey could lend you some...he has plenty to spare.
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Gurn Blanston

#12
June 30, 2008, 06:48:06 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 30, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Here, you need this:



Or maybe Corey could lend you some...he has plenty to spare.

My sentiments exactly... ::)  :D

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Kullervo

#13
June 30, 2008, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 30, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Or maybe Corey could lend you some...he has plenty to spare.

:)

Bonehelm

#14
June 30, 2008, 07:30:47 PM
Quote from: Corey on June 30, 2008, 06:16:35 PM
My computer:



How many floppy drives does your computer have?

Wow dang...I only have 1...

Bonehelm

#15
June 30, 2008, 07:32:14 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on June 30, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Here, you need this:



Or maybe Corey could lend you some...he has plenty to spare.

Trying to be funny?

DavidRoss

#16
June 30, 2008, 07:58:46 PM


We're sorry, son, but your sense of humor was too far gone to save.
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"The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money." ~Margaret Thatcher

Sergeant Rock

#17
July 01, 2008, 05:20:50 AM
Just the topic for me today. The house, or ground close to the house was hit by lightning last week. Mrs. Rock's computer wasn't affected but my DSL modem died and it scrambled my computer's brains. It just wasn't the same again. It booted okay but couldn't recognize any of the peripherals, including the keyboard and mouse. It was like it had Alzheimers. It was alive, seemed to be functioning, but had no memory. Since it was three years old I decided to just buy a new computer. Seemed the easiest solution.

Now I'm having a whole lot of fun with Vista  :'(  ...compatiblility problems with favorite software and hardware. I'll work it out eventually but it is the reason I haven't been active in the forum for the last week.

Sarge
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Harry

#18
July 01, 2008, 05:37:24 AM
Yes we were wondering about your absence my friend.




Something to cheer you up!




Sergeant Rock

#19
July 01, 2008, 05:46:47 AM
Quote from: Harry on July 01, 2008, 05:37:24 AM]

Something to cheer you up!



Thanks, Harry  :)
the phone rings and somebody says,
"hey, they made a movie about
Mahler, you ought to go see it.
he was as f*cked-up as you are."
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