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Cato

#640
July 27, 2025, 05:38:25 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 26, 2025, 08:53:42 PMSo that is where this comes from  :laugh: .







Quote from: DavidW on July 27, 2025, 04:33:37 AMI would change The Cure to Alan Pettersson! :laugh: Which, funny enough, I'm planning on listening to his 9th today. :-X


Changing The Cure to Alanis Morisette occurred to me!   ;D
"Meet Miss Ruth Sherwood, from Columbus, Ohio, the Middle of the Universe!"

- Brian Aherne introducing Rosalind Russell in  My Sister Eileen (1942)

LKB

#641
July 27, 2025, 09:50:24 PM
Quote from: Irons on July 27, 2025, 04:43:01 AMI asked for Octopus at a restaurant.
The waiter said it would take four hours.
I said why that long?
Waiter replied the Octopus keeps turning the gas off!

Not a joke per se, more of an anecdote. At least it's true.

Walking through downtown Menlo Park this morning, I passed by a newly-opened oyster bar and thought, " Those must be some tiny glasses... "

Maybe I should have been a dad, after all.  8)
Mit Flügeln, die ich mir errungen...

Irons

#642
July 29, 2025, 11:30:05 PM
Another anecdote. Listening to a highly entertaining "Rosebud" podcast with Gyles Brandreth chatting with Sir Gary Oldman, who describing his years of heavy drinking - Oldman has been sober for over 20 years.

I knew my drinking had got too bad when one night Keith Richards put me to bed!
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Irons

#643
September 09, 2025, 11:31:21 PM
God gave us a big toe to find furniture in the dark.
You must have a very good opinion of yourself to write a symphony - John Ireland.

I opened the door people rushed through and I was left holding the knob - Bo Diddley.

Kalevala

#644
September 10, 2025, 05:01:07 AM
Quote from: Irons on September 09, 2025, 11:31:21 PMGod gave us a big toe to find furniture in the dark.
Oh, the pain of it!

K

LKB

#645
September 10, 2025, 04:23:33 PM
Quote from: Kalevala on September 10, 2025, 05:01:07 AMOh, the pain of it!

K

K channeling the ghost of Jonathan Harris?  :o
Mit Flügeln, die ich mir errungen...

Karl Henning

#646
September 15, 2025, 01:16:24 PM
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in
Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
Karl Henning, Ph.D.
Composer & Clarinetist
Boston MA
http://www.karlhenning.com/
[Matisse] was interested neither in fending off opposition,
nor in competing for the favor of wayward friends.
His only competition was with himself. — Françoise Gilot

Kalevala

#647
September 17, 2025, 01:54:50 PM
Quote from: Cato on July 27, 2025, 05:38:25 AMChanging The Cure to Alanis Morisette occurred to me!   ;D

I heard an interview with her some months or so ago; apparently, she's at a good place in life.  :)

K
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