In Defense of Evolution

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     What would be evidence that atheism really is a religion? The Onion points the way:

     Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

     Capitalizing on the influx of empirical believers, street vendors have sprung up across Dayton, selling evolutionary relics and artwork to the thousands of pilgrims waiting to catch a glimpse of the image. Available for sale are everything from small wooden shards alleged to be fragments of the "One True Beagle"—the research vessel on which Darwin made his legendary voyage to the Galapagos Islands—to lecture notes purportedly touched by English evolutionist Alfred Russel Wallace.

     News that's better than true.