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Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 12, 2007, 03:04:53 PM
One of my favorite Diner threads from the old forum (here's a link (http://www.good-music-guide.com/forum/index.php/topic,619.0.html)).

A recent exchange (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,19.msg2891.html#msg2891) on the Your favorite CD covers! thread over here leads me to believe we still need this one. ;D

Maciek
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on April 12, 2007, 03:06:05 PM
Although I love Alfred Brendel's recordings, covers of his face are automatic losers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 12, 2007, 03:09:09 PM
I remember this one was quite a hit on the old thread:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000174LTS.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

Though this isn't much better, is it:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00000E36W.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

(bad hair day)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 12, 2007, 03:45:49 PM
Quote from: Egebedieff on April 12, 2007, 03:37:37 PM
Always though it took courage for Philips to put him on the cover -- and Birgit Nilsson, for that matter,

I'll just wait for someone else to post for the first time the cover that haunted the previous incarnation of this thread. The famous opera about head removal will never be the same.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 12, 2007, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: MrOsa on April 12, 2007, 03:09:09 PM

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00000E36W.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

(bad hair day)
Oh my gosh! You know who that looks like:

(http://www.geocities.com/capecanaveral/2352/burke1.jpg)

Oh my gosh! Even the eyebrows!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Varg on April 12, 2007, 09:20:13 PM
Pictures of  interpreters on a cover is disgusting.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonien on April 12, 2007, 11:15:54 PM
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004YX0R.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V45594524_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 13, 2007, 03:11:20 AM
Quote from: Shunk_Manitu_Tanka on April 12, 2007, 09:20:13 PM
Pictures of  interpreters on a cover is disgusting.

Hear that, Sarge?  ;D

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000005E4I.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: hornteacher on April 13, 2007, 04:16:45 AM
Quote from: Shunk_Manitu_Tanka on April 12, 2007, 09:20:13 PM
Pictures of  interpreters on a cover is disgusting.

AHEM!   >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: cx on April 13, 2007, 05:40:27 AM
Please, there's no competition between the two!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Novi on April 13, 2007, 05:43:41 AM
Quote from: George on April 13, 2007, 03:11:20 AM
Hear that, Sarge?  ;D

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000005E4I.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS500_.jpg)



My favourite is this one though ...
(http://www.geocities.com/kulturkompasset/umudgHelene_Grimaud-credo.jpg)

Quote from: hornteacher on April 13, 2007, 04:16:45 AM
AHEM!   >:( >:( >:(



Hey, hornteacher, I think we're posting on the wrong thread!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 13, 2007, 11:09:14 AM
It seems the worst/best are interchangeable... ;D One man's disgusting is another's Grimaud (or Hahn). ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 13, 2007, 11:27:37 AM
Quote from: Egebedieff on April 13, 2007, 11:23:00 AM
Some might think the thoughts such covers inspire in me are disgusting. My wife, for example.

Egbdf

If only I didn't know what you are talking about.  ::)

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 13, 2007, 11:50:06 AM
I should probably change it then:

One wife's disgusting is another man's Grimaud (or Hahn). ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on April 13, 2007, 12:43:42 PM
Covers like these are just plain awful!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2079/d1c03f0f8ff3073821ffe03gd8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4856/b578a93e8df890758b6b625wm9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on April 13, 2007, 12:48:30 PM
Those are indeed very, very bad.  I'm a little surprised...Ondine usually does much better work!  That one on the right is especially silly-looking.

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don Giovanni on April 13, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
For some reason I really dislike the 'Grammophone Awards Collection'. It just seems that all the CDs on there already had good covers and they had to shrink them down and surround them in purple.

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000001G6N.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

It has actually put me off buying Lulu for a while. At least until I can buy the Boulez recording without the Grammophone awards on it - sad, isn't it?

On this note: does anyone know where one can buy the Chailly recording of Varese's complete works without the Grammophone awards on it?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on April 13, 2007, 01:00:19 PM
Quote from: bhodges on April 13, 2007, 12:48:30 PM
Those are indeed very, very bad.  I'm a little surprised...Ondine usually does much better work!  That one on the right is especially silly-looking.

--Bruce

The Finnish text on the right-side cover says: "Teddy bear in consert - orchestral music favorites for children". So, the sillyness is somewhat justified but still. Why teach children accept bad design?

Some of Ondine's covers are good but the average quality is low, unfortunately.  :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 13, 2007, 01:06:04 PM
Well, I think nothing beats that title:

Quote from: 71 dB on April 13, 2007, 12:43:42 PM
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2079/d1c03f0f8ff3073821ffe03gd8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

A Five Star Sibelius Celebration!

No, thank you, I'll pass.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Novi on April 14, 2007, 05:17:38 AM
Quote from: MrOsa on April 13, 2007, 11:09:14 AM
It seems the worst/best are interchangeable... ;D One man's disgusting is another's Grimaud (or Hahn). ;)

Aw, you don't like Grimaud? :( ;)

Back to the worst looking covers ...

Anything with Christophe Rousset on the front.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on April 14, 2007, 08:30:36 AM
I find Philips Duos artwork less than inspiring:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000041EK.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

....but the price is right for two discs and they do have a number of them that I greatly enjoy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 14, 2007, 09:14:13 AM

I agree, Bill!  :)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Joe Barron on April 16, 2007, 10:04:36 AM
For me, it all comes down to the first recording in Bridg'es Elliott Carter series, which looks like the cover of Issue No. 1 of Elliott Carter Comics:

(http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/products/normal/304/Elliott_Carter_Eight_Compositions_1948_1993__5961304.jpg)

This photo really doesn't capture the wide-eyed, pothead look on Mr. Carter's face. Pity. It's a great recording.

And as far as I'm concerned, any picture of Helene Grimaud is a blessing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on April 16, 2007, 10:14:15 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000064X2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 16, 2007, 10:31:25 AM
(http://www.sebododisco.com.br/imagens/8146.jpg)

The dreaded ultra - Vamp from Germany.... Nina Hagen!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Joe Barron on April 16, 2007, 10:35:06 AM
Quote from: Todd on April 16, 2007, 10:14:15 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000064X2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)

MotherF*****
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 16, 2007, 10:47:47 AM
See everything Erwin Olaf made, at his website ...But I'm warning you ! Not for the fainthearted .....

http://www.erwinolaf.com/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 16, 2007, 10:56:21 AM
Quote from: pjme on April 16, 2007, 10:47:47 AM
See everything Erwin Olaf made, at his website ...But I'm warning you ! Not for the fainthearted .....

http://www.erwinolaf.com/

Thanks for that!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JoshLilly on April 16, 2007, 11:07:29 AM
The edges of potential captions swirl around the mind:
(http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/playmates.jpg)

In honour of the infamous Lara St.John cover:
(http://image.wetpaint.com/wiki/worstalbumcovers/image/4YYEv2uPaF2zlfa4nbBz3fQ==120054/GW200H200)
What?  What?  It's the same thing, isn't it?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 16, 2007, 11:22:57 AM
Quote from: JoshLilly on April 16, 2007, 11:07:29 AM
The edges of potential captions swirl around the mind:
(http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/playmates.jpg)

The expression on the face of the guy in the front says it all.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonGodders on April 16, 2007, 11:55:55 AM
Don't know if these have been posted before:
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/67-1.jpg)

(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/70-1.jpg)

(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/2-1.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 16, 2007, 11:59:18 AM
Quote from: SimonGodders on April 16, 2007, 11:55:55 AM


(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/worst-album-covers/70-1.jpg)



Dude that one's awesome!!! It's gotta be one of the very best ever!!

Is that Mike Meyers?  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 16, 2007, 12:08:21 PM
Quote from: Shunk_Manitu_Tanka on April 12, 2007, 09:20:13 PM
Pictures of  interpreters on a cover is disgusting.

Quote from: George on April 13, 2007, 03:11:20 AM
Hear that, Sarge?  ;D


I hear it, George. Yes, quite disgusting, some of the worst ever ;)

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/asheville/Grimaud-4.jpg)

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/asheville/Grimaud%20Schumann.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 16, 2007, 12:12:20 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on April 16, 2007, 12:08:21 PM

I hear it, George. Yes, quite disgusting, some of the worst ever ;)


Took you awhile, but I new you'd see it sooner or later.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 16, 2007, 12:13:56 PM
Quote from: Don Giovanni on April 13, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
For some reason I really dislike the 'Grammophone Awards Collection'....does anyone know where one can buy the Chailly recording of Varese's complete works without the Grammophone awards on it?

It's still shown at JPC with the old cover:

http://www.jpc.de/jpcng/classic/detail/-/hnum/8613387/rk/classic/rsk/hitlist

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 16, 2007, 12:14:56 PM
Quote from: George on April 16, 2007, 12:12:20 PM
Took you awhile, but I new you'd see it sooner or later.  ;D

Ya need to shout louder, George. I'm old...my hearing ain't so good no more  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonGodders on April 16, 2007, 12:30:31 PM
Quote from: George on April 16, 2007, 11:59:18 AM
Dude that one's awesome!!! It's gotta be one of the very best ever!!

Is that Mike Meyers?  ;)

LOL! There is an uncanny resemblance.... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on April 17, 2007, 04:15:14 AM
Quote from: pjme on April 16, 2007, 10:47:47 AM
See everything Erwin Olaf made, at his website ...But I'm warning you ! Not for the fainthearted .....

http://www.erwinolaf.com/

Brilliant. Only when I accessed the 'Fashion Victims' did I know that I had come across his work previously.

Who said the Germans did not have a sense of humour? Made my day.

Thank you ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 17, 2007, 11:31:37 AM
Erwin Olaf is Dutch

Erwin Olaf
photographer & filmmaker

1959 Born in Hilversum, The Netherlands.

1977 School for Journalism in Utrecht. He graduates in 1980 as a newspaper journalist with photojournalism as a subsidiary subject.

1980 Works in Amsterdam as assistant photographer to André Ruigrok, who teaches him photojournalism. First steps in 1981 as an independent photographer as a volunteer for the COC magazine Sek.

1983 Choreographer Hans van Manen brings him into contact with the work of Robert Mapplethorpe and Paul Blanca. Makes photographs for Jeugd en Samenleving (Youth and Society), the journal for workers in the welfare sector. Publishes photos in the French Gai-Pied, American The Advocate, British Gay Times, German Rosa Flieder, Dutch Gaykrant.

[G] Among Men / Among Women, University of Amsterdam, Amsterdam
1984 Begins writing articles in Focus on aspects of photography. Olaf's work is removed from the photo exhibition in the Nieuwe Kerk in Amsterdam because the bodybuilding models in his pictures are not nude. This results in major publicity.

[G] Foto 1984, Nieuwe Kerk, Amsterdam
1985 He publishes his first booklet, Stadsgezichten (Faces of the City), a mixture of photojournalism and studio photography.

[G] The art of seduction, Melkweg, Amsterdam
1986 Does much commissioned work, including covers for the Vinyl music magazine, and begins working for the Haagse Post weekly magazine.

etc : see the full text + portrait at :
http://art.webesteem.pl/16/olaf_en.php
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Greta on April 17, 2007, 02:13:06 PM
Gustav and Sir Adrian must be rolling in their graves...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Indysolo/WGS-8126a.jpg)

Last place I'd ever expect to find a crotch shot!  :o

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on April 17, 2007, 02:34:25 PM
Quote from: Greta on April 17, 2007, 02:13:06 PM
Gustav and Sir Adrian must be rolling in their graves...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Indysolo/WGS-8126a.jpg)

Last place I'd ever expect to find a crotch shot!  :o



They might be rolling in their graves, but it's far better to update the Planets through a cover photo than adding Pluto to the equation (Colin Matthews), an addition that is now totally bankrupt since Pluto has been removed from the planet catetory.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 17, 2007, 02:55:55 PM
I think they might be rolling in their graves laughing. Not such a bad thing, after all. 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Joe Barron on April 17, 2007, 04:22:26 PM
I've often wondered why super heroes and spacemen wear their briefs on the outside. Like the girl, though.  Classic Playboy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on April 18, 2007, 03:11:35 AM
The always-groovy Anja Silja.  I found this at http://www.vinyldivas.com/index.html (http://www.vinyldivas.com/index.html).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 18, 2007, 04:52:29 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000079AZQ.02._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS500_.jpg)

A countertenor...in case you thought it was a girl and made proposals.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 18, 2007, 06:26:57 AM
Thanks for the warning, Mike. I was just about to... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 18, 2007, 12:54:37 PM
(http://www.duke.edu/~jlw7/26254.jpg)

And many more great LP covers at

http://www.duke.edu/~jlw7/lp-collection.html  hilarious!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on April 19, 2007, 01:11:45 PM
This one is straight out of Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B0000042HI/sr=1-2/qid=1177017001/ref=dp_image_text_0/026-5773581-7374844?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music&qid=1177017001&sr=1-2
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 19, 2007, 01:25:09 PM
We had that one on the old site, nice to see it again. I have the set and felt that there should be a strap line..."If I were a rich man!"

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 19, 2007, 01:27:15 PM
This is just fun after a long day of hard work ...silly LP covers !

(http://www.celestialaudio.com.au/Demos/608Cleopatre.jpg)

(http://www.celestialaudio.com.au/Demos/588Aida.jpg)

And now back to more serious matters!

I'll be in Wales for a vacation.

Peter
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Siedler on April 19, 2007, 02:50:10 PM
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/cerquetti.jpg)
(http://griffeaquitaine.free.fr/cerquetti/htm/disco/records/decca.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Siedler on April 19, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
More from that Vinyldivas page  ;D
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/anderson6.jpg)
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/szirmai.jpg)
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/nilsson6.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 19, 2007, 03:48:43 PM
Quote from: Siedler on April 19, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/nilsson6.jpg)

The main item has finally arrived... ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 19, 2007, 11:35:46 PM
Yes indeed, the Decca art department should be named and shamed for that plastic wall.

The Cerquetti is another beaut. In the Decca photo, on the LP cover there was clearly lipstick on her teeth....a nice touch.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 20, 2007, 01:57:50 AM
But at least her taste in clothing is impeccable... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 20, 2007, 02:55:49 AM
Quote from: Siedler on April 19, 2007, 03:01:46 PM(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/nilsson6.jpg)

The real reason why John the Baptist preferred death to sex ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 20, 2007, 03:04:08 AM
Ondine, proudly carrying on the Decca tradition:

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/new/1006481LRG.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on April 20, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00008PC8X.03._SCLZZZZZZZ)

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on April 20, 2007, 03:26:12 AM
(http://www.jacques-offenbach.de/cover/concertomilitaire/harnoy-cd-klein.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Siedler on April 20, 2007, 03:27:27 AM
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/callas13.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 20, 2007, 03:33:41 AM
Quote from: Siedler on April 20, 2007, 03:27:27 AM
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/callas13.jpg)

I'm definitely buying that!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on April 20, 2007, 04:03:38 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51D2BPHYPXL._SS500_.jpg)

Is this the worst one yet?!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: head-case on April 20, 2007, 08:46:02 AM
Quote from: Siedler on April 19, 2007, 03:01:46 PM
(http://www.vinyldivas.com/gallery/nilsson6.jpg)

Imagine the dance of the seven veils!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Robert on April 20, 2007, 12:12:49 PM
Quote from: head-case on April 20, 2007, 08:46:02 AM
Imagine the dance of the seven veils!


My Gosh its JIM BELUSHI.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on April 28, 2007, 08:34:44 AM
I've always felt that Polskie Nagrania (Muza) deserve all the accolades available for constantly releasing the ugliest and most unattractive looking CD covers ever conceived. I recently browsed their catalogue, and here are two CDs that show off beautifully the wonderful taste of their graphics people:

(http://www.merlin.com.pl/images_product/22/PNCD369.jpg) (http://www.merlin.com.pl/images_product/24/PNCD398.jpg)

(Don't you just have to hear that Queen of the Night? ;D)

Really, these guys are pros.

Here's another example: take one of the best violinists ever, release a 2CD set containing some of her best recordings (including a peerless Khachaturian VC - at least equal to the Oistrakh recording, though I think it's actually better). All you need now is to think up some decent cover art. What do these guys do?

...

...

...

(http://www.merlin.com.pl/images_product/21/PNCD932AB.jpg)

Geez... I wonder what sort of graphics software they're using? I think it's not even MS Word... :P

BTW, all three albums are on my wish list but somehow I keeping putting off the purchase... ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: маразм1 on April 30, 2007, 05:39:42 PM
(http://www.unidiversal.com/Image_Beatles_Butcher_Album_Cover_001f.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 06:09:32 AM
Who makes these covers?

(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1610/badcoverpn8.png) (http://imageshack.us)

1 Fading background color is a cheap trick and looks stupid.
2 What are these bars? Stairs? The foundation of a pyramid? Stupid stupid stupid!
3 Why is all text italicized? Why is the text aligned with the picture on the left side only?
4 Sony's logo looks good but this blue large box looks stupid.

For me this "Essential Classics" serie looks horrible. No wonder I don't own any of them. They are repulsive!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on June 14, 2007, 06:17:32 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 06:09:32 AM
Who makes these covers?

(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1610/badcoverpn8.png) (http://imageshack.us)

Well, the original is certainly better, I'll give you that:

(http://i15.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/83/45/2046_1.JPG)


But then the latest Essential Classics covers to me are the absolute worst.

Isn't this:


(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MWNC2VJYL._SS500_.jpg)


Much worse than This:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nbTrIZm1L._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on June 14, 2007, 06:29:09 AM
Quote from: George on June 14, 2007, 06:17:32 AM

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MWNC2VJYL._SS500_.jpg)


This is very unimaginative. Why the peephole view  :D And the colors they choose, this one or that green. And somehow it feels like I see Andre Watts' name on these covers more than anybody else  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mark on June 14, 2007, 06:34:55 AM
Quote from: George on June 14, 2007, 06:17:32 AM

Isn't this:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MWNC2VJYL._SS500_.jpg)


Much worse than This:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nbTrIZm1L._SS500_.jpg)



Actually, no. The top cover would be regarded as better (but still crap) design by an art director. The thoughtless positioning of competing logos on the bottom cover, together with the poor typographical setting (text squashed in so close beneath the dark blue logo), are alone enough to make it a poorer relation to the one above it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 07:15:58 AM
Quote from: Mark on June 14, 2007, 06:34:55 AM
Actually, no. The top cover would be regarded as better (but still crap) design by an art director. The thoughtless positioning of competing logos on the bottom cover, together with the poor typographical setting (text squashed in so close beneath the dark blue logo), are alone enough to make it a poorer relation to the one above it.

100 % agree with you. You should design classical CD covers too!  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on June 14, 2007, 07:20:55 AM
Quote from: orbital on June 14, 2007, 06:29:09 AM
This is very unimaginative. Why the peephole view  :D And the colors they choose, this one or that green. And somehow it feels like I see Andre Watts' name on these covers more than anybody else  ::)

Yeah, it's like looking at a door in a middle school hallway. Bleck!  :(

Kinda makes a good argument for downloads, though.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 07:57:11 AM
Quick re-design of the Sony CD:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on June 14, 2007, 08:46:55 AM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/515G8KD9W5L._SS400_.jpg)

Poor Iannis... they shouldn't put him on the cover of anything.

and pretty much every CD released by the Bridge label has terrible artwork, but I thought this was one of the worst:

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/619XGCS16GL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mark on June 14, 2007, 09:04:12 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 07:57:11 AM
Quick re-design of the Sony CD:



Nice work. Just need to range that Sony logo box off of something on the vertical axis (the '2' of '582', perhaps?) and that's a passable CD cover! :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 14, 2007, 11:18:37 AM
Quote from: Mark on June 14, 2007, 09:04:12 AM
Nice work. Just need to range that Sony logo box off of something on the vertical axis (the '2' of '582', perhaps?) and that's a passable CD cover! :D

Thanks! You are right about the logo aligment. I'd change the font of the work list remind more the font Bach is written (+remove italicizing). This was just a demonstration how easy it is to have something better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:20:37 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31HPJ4BWWFL._AA130_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on June 14, 2007, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:20:37 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31HPJ4BWWFL._AA130_.jpg)

I didn't know Conrad Veidt did album covers!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
or...

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51J3ZGB9AVL._AA240_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: Kullervo on June 14, 2007, 04:22:37 PM
I didn't know Conrad Veidt did album covers!

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GlSVsFPwiYFWlM:www.sunrisesilents.com/Images/TMWL.jpg)

A red wig and it's not too far off!

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: hornteacher on June 14, 2007, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
or...

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51J3ZGB9AVL._AA240_.jpg)


Yes, terrible cover, but wow it is such a great recording!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: shive1 on June 15, 2007, 01:28:04 PM
Quote from: hornteacher on June 14, 2007, 05:56:53 PM
Yes, terrible cover, but wow it is such a great recording!

I agree.  Some of my favorite/best-sounding cd's are on the Mercury Living Presence label.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 15, 2007, 03:08:09 PM
Quote from: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:20:37 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31HPJ4BWWFL._AA130_.jpg)

Absolutely horrible!  :o Some bad covers are at least funny but this is pain for my eyes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on June 18, 2007, 02:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mark on June 14, 2007, 06:34:55 AM
Actually, no. The top cover would be regarded as better (but still crap) design by an art director.

I think you're completely missing George's point which is to contemplate these two covers as purely aesthetic objects, graphic design "craft" aside. Now, even though the top cover does not break as many rules as the bottom one, it is, IMHO, much uglier than the bottom one. Just as an ungrammatical sentence can still be more beautiful than a perfectly grammatical but... ugly one. On these terms, the main difference between these 2 covers is that one contains at least a segment of something that could be considered esthetically pleasing (the very decent painting in the middle) while the top one does not contain even one beautiful element to redeem it (unless you're into peepholes that is ;)).

Anyway, when did this thread suddenly turn so serious? ??? :o :o :o ::) ;) 8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on June 18, 2007, 03:00:57 PM
Quote from: MrOsa on June 18, 2007, 02:58:42 PM
I think you're completely missing George's point which is to contemplate these two covers as purely aesthetic objects, graphic design "craft" aside. Now, even though the top cover does not break as many rules as the bottom one, it is, IMHO, much uglier than the bottom one. Just as an ungrammatical sentence can still be more beautiful than a perfectly grammatical but... ugly one. On these terms, the main difference between these 2 covers is that one contains at least a segment of something that could be considered esthetically pleasing (the very decent painting in the middle) while the top one does not contain even one beautiful element to redeem it (unless you're into peepholes that is ;)).

Thanks Mr. Osa!

Where you been? 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on June 18, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Hi George! I was at the seaside. Getting hopelessly bored, I'm afraid... ::) (We're not great fans of sunbathing in our family... ;D And what else is there to do there...? 0:))

Maciek
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on June 18, 2007, 03:05:20 PM
Quote from: MrOsa on June 18, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Hi George! I was at the seaside. Getting hopelessly bored, I'm afraid... ::) (We're not great fans of sunbathing in our family... ;D And what else is there to do there...? 0:))

Maciek

Hope you had some 75 sunblock for Rose.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on June 18, 2007, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: MrOsa on June 18, 2007, 03:03:22 PM
Hi George! I was at the seaside. Getting hopelessly bored, I'm afraid... ::) (We're not great fans of sunbathing in our family... ;D And what else is there to do there...? 0:))

Maciek
I don't like sunbathing either. But nothing beats the sound of the sea/ocean. That, under the shade, with a book, I will happily spend my vacation doing absolutely nothing  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on June 18, 2007, 03:12:51 PM
Quote from: George on June 18, 2007, 03:05:20 PM
Hope you had some 75 sunblock for Rose.  :)

75? Yeah, well, more or less... ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on June 18, 2007, 03:13:32 PM
Oh dear. I guess I'll just move over to one of the travel threads before I derail this topic completely... 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 19, 2007, 02:08:54 PM
(http://wuff.me.uk/Worst%20Album%20Covers/Worst%20LP%20The%20McKeithens%20w.jpg)

Ok - a good laugh before bed...

I'm in a big hair mood..

(http://www.deccaclassics.com/music/classicrecitals/images/028947561545-Cvr72.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 19, 2007, 02:27:04 PM
That Tebaldi 'hair' is realy a cosy against the winter weather and not hair at all.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on June 20, 2007, 10:23:39 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61iOroypx2L._SS500_.jpg)

Is it just me, or does Iggy look already dead, and MTT is taking him for a ride a la "Weekend at Bernies"?

Also, this disc contains some of Stravinsky's most high-minded pieces (like Agon and Aldous Huxley in Memoriam).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on June 20, 2007, 10:29:38 AM
Quote from: Kullervo on June 20, 2007, 10:23:39 AM
Is it just me, or does Iggy look already dead, and MTT is taking him for a ride a la "Weekend at Bernies"?

Also, this disc contains some of Stravinsky's most high-minded pieces (like Agon and Aldous Huxley in Memoriam).

;D  That cover definitely does not say Agon.

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on June 20, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: bhodges on June 20, 2007, 10:29:38 AM
;D  That cover definitely does not say Agon.

--Bruce

I know. Agon brings to my mind the Parthenon, that is, if it were designed by the Bauhaus.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The Mad Hatter on June 24, 2007, 09:15:45 AM
Oh, dear...
(http://www.radiohead.com/deadairspace/images/51VQV4A18BL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on June 25, 2007, 05:42:46 AM
Quote from: shive1 on June 14, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
or...

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51J3ZGB9AVL._AA240_.jpg)



I don't think that this is as bad as it gets simply because one needs to know what it represents: a Lincolnshire Posy or an Armenian dancer?

It cannot possibly be Japanese , can it?

Either way, a classic!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on June 25, 2007, 10:54:39 AM
I'd say it's the 23 Winds.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on September 08, 2007, 07:52:38 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on April 13, 2007, 12:43:42 PM
Covers like these are just plain awful!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2079/d1c03f0f8ff3073821ffe03gd8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4856/b578a93e8df890758b6b625wm9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Something we agree on!  It's a miracle!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on September 08, 2007, 07:55:51 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on April 16, 2007, 12:08:21 PM(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/asheville/Grimaud-4.jpg)
How do you say, "Hubba-hubba!" in French?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on September 08, 2007, 03:31:56 PM
And now for some really bad cover art:
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dtDGRlKhL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 08, 2007, 04:04:27 PM
Quote from: longears on September 08, 2007, 03:31:56 PM
And now for some really bad cover art:
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dtDGRlKhL._SS500_.jpg)

Cover art by Travis Anderson, grade 10. "I finished my Algebra exam early and drew this."

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ERR7D57SL._SS500_.jpg)

Looks like they took this with a webcam.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Saul on September 09, 2007, 05:16:06 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on April 13, 2007, 12:43:42 PM
Covers like these are just plain awful!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2079/d1c03f0f8ff3073821ffe03gd8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4856/b578a93e8df890758b6b625wm9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Hehe... these two really look weird...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Saul on September 09, 2007, 05:24:52 AM
(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/Apr99/mcleodpiano.jpg)


(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/kay.jpg)

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/tippett2.jpg)

(http://www.armydiller.com/_images/ClassicalCD.jpg)

(http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/Darren_Henley_Story_of_Classical_Music_compact_discs.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 09, 2007, 11:39:20 AM
Quote from: Saul on September 09, 2007, 05:24:52 AM
(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/Apr99/mcleodpiano.jpg)


(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/kay.jpg)

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/tippett2.jpg)

(http://www.armydiller.com/_images/ClassicalCD.jpg)

(http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/Darren_Henley_Story_of_Classical_Music_compact_discs.jpg)

For once, we agree on something. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on September 09, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B00004TQP5/sr=1-29/qid=1189380266/ref=dp_image_text_0/202-0119149-4618273?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music&qid=1189380266&sr=1-29
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on September 09, 2007, 03:43:36 PM
Quote from: vandermolen on September 09, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B00004TQP5/sr=1-29/qid=1189380266/ref=dp_image_text_0/202-0119149-4618273?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music&qid=1189380266&sr=1-29

What's not to like with that one?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 09, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
This looks like a High School vanity shot.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bE6X9rvzL._SS500_.jpg)

They actually hired someone to do this?

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZJJS4NMRL._SS500_.jpg)

I'm surprised no one has mentioned DG's "The Originals" series, where they take the original cover art and put it all askew and add a stupid-looking shadow effect for no apparent reason, like this:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KPNEK149L._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S17PJFCPL._SS500_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z8W218GML._SS500_.jpg)

I found this one on a blog, but I had to share it here.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZyVg5hBL._SS400_.jpg)

Here's MTT in a thoughtful moment, but I think he's thinking more about his Gucci sweater than Mahler.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VCGZE1HSL._SS500_.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Saul on September 09, 2007, 05:08:23 PM
Quote from: Corey on September 09, 2007, 11:39:20 AM
For once, we agree on something. :)

Yes.... to let you know that complex probabilities can turn into simple dispositions with erosive randomness and oddity...

::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Keemun on September 10, 2007, 08:56:40 AM
Either Martin Frost is fleeing a burning building, or he is about to use his clarinet as a weapon.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X5Rj1nhtL._AA240_.jpg)


And to borrow one from another thread.....

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WQBbCdu5L._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 10, 2007, 09:21:26 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 09, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
They actually hired someone to do this?

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZJJS4NMRL._SS500_.jpg)

I actually don't mind that one at all. Reminds me a little of Kentridge. It's also a very good recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on September 10, 2007, 10:54:51 AM
Quote from: Keemun on September 10, 2007, 08:56:40 AM
Either Martin Frost is fleeing a burning building, or he is about to use his clarinet as a weapon.

One of the reasons I like this album cover is exactly that! He's not intending to simply play with it: he brings his clarinet to bear. 8)

(Though of course, I am something of a nut with things sword-related, and this does qualify, doesn't it? ;))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: head-case on September 10, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 09, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned DG's "The Originals" series, where they take the original cover art and put it all askew and add a stupid-looking shadow effect for no apparent reason, like this:
I think the original's series is an example of excellent graphic design.  It gives the series a very recognizable style while still including and emphasizing the original cover art.  Brilliant, I would say.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on September 10, 2007, 01:01:21 PM
Quote from: Corey on September 09, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
This looks like a High School vanity shot.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bE6X9rvzL._SS500_.jpg)

Maybe it is one? ;D

Quote
They actually hired someone to do this?

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZJJS4NMRL._SS500_.jpg)

I'll second O Mensch here - that's one I actually like very much (I mean both recording and cover).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MISHUGINA on September 11, 2007, 06:51:49 AM
QuoteI found this one on a blog, but I had to share it here.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZyVg5hBL._SS400_.jpg)

ROFL, and I thought that was a photoshop prank!

QuoteHere's MTT in a thoughtful moment, but I think he's thinking more about his Gucci sweater than Mahler.

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VCGZE1HSL._SS500_.jpg)

Is it me, or I think he looked like Micheal Jackson?  :o



[/quote]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on September 11, 2007, 06:39:56 PM
Quote from: Corey on September 09, 2007, 03:44:54 PM(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bE6X9rvzL._SS500_.jpg)
Haven't heard the disc, but I've heard Biss and he's very good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: маразм1 on September 11, 2007, 06:47:24 PM
Quote from: longears on September 08, 2007, 03:31:56 PM
And now for some really bad cover art:
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dtDGRlKhL._SS500_.jpg)

wtf??? ha ha ha!!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on September 11, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
These lads should know better:

(http://www.scopecreep.com/dirty_work.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on September 11, 2007, 07:12:33 PM
Only after 5 minutes of searching around a bit:

(http://davegreten.typepad.com/dave_gretens_blog/images/album_cover_21.jpg)  (http://davegreten.typepad.com/dave_gretens_blog/images/album_cover_29.jpg)   (http://tng.cupofdirt.net/horrible_album_covers/ken.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 11, 2007, 07:17:56 PM
Quote from: Bogey on September 11, 2007, 07:12:33 PM
(http://tng.cupofdirt.net/horrible_album_covers/ken.jpg)

This reminds me of some of the puppets of neolithic people they have in dioramas at natural history museums.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Solitary Wanderer on September 11, 2007, 07:20:49 PM
(http://peasantswithpitchforks.com/point/images/orleans-john-hall.jpg)

Whos got the most body hair?  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 12, 2007, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: Bogey on September 11, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
These lads should know better:

(http://www.scopecreep.com/dirty_work.jpg)



I was going to say, 'Everybody's allowed to use the "Hey, it was the 80s" card once,' but then, I think they'd better save that card for music *on* that disc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 12, 2007, 03:49:55 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 11, 2007, 07:17:56 PM


What was the request: go away?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 12, 2007, 03:51:46 AM
Quote from: Saul on September 09, 2007, 05:24:52 AM
(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/Apr99/mcleodpiano.jpg)


(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/kay.jpg)

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/feb99/tippett2.jpg)

(http://www.armydiller.com/_images/ClassicalCD.jpg)



Actually, I quite like these, particularly the painting of the cricket match. Very appropriate. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 12, 2007, 04:19:49 AM
This won't win the 'worst cover ever' award, but I so want to see thunderbolts coming out of his hands.

(http://www.sa-cd.net/covers/4856.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 12, 2007, 04:22:47 AM
Quote from: KevinP on September 12, 2007, 04:19:49 AM
This won't win the 'worst cover ever' award, but I so want to see thunderbolts coming out of his hands.

(http://www.sa-cd.net/covers/4856.jpg)

:D Reminds me of this one, which I found hilarious when I first saw it:

(http://www.soundandmusic.com/img/Articoli/15877.jpg)

"I HAVE THE POWER!!!! YEAAHH!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 12, 2007, 04:28:01 AM
Quote from: Lethe on September 12, 2007, 04:22:47 AM
(http://www.soundandmusic.com/img/Articoli/15877.jpg)

Caption: Guess who's just made the varsity team.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 04:49:39 AM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/519QH2F3Y6L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 04:54:59 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/412B2FRCPRL._AA240_.jpg)

For an all-gay classical album ...  :-\

And this all-time classic:

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/418TG8NHYYL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 12, 2007, 05:09:16 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 04:49:39 AM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/519QH2F3Y6L._SS500_.jpg)

Wow... it makes me want to hang it on my wall and salute it every morning :P :P :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 12, 2007, 06:26:58 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 04:49:39 AM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/519QH2F3Y6L._SS500_.jpg)

Enlighten me: why is it the Worst looking CD/LP artwork?

Is it because it is the 'Stars and Stripes' or it has the St. Louis Symphony on the cover or is conducted by Leonard Slatkin?

Is it because you'se is Anti-American?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 12, 2007, 06:30:54 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 04:54:59 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/412B2FRCPRL._AA240_.jpg)

For an all-gay classical album ...  :-\




It seems to me that if you wanted to attract gays to your disc you would signal that intention  by putting a 'hunk' on the cover.

Are you homophobic? :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 12, 2007, 06:53:04 AM
I'm just annoyed that they didn't bother to make the title look like a tattoo on his arm, that would be badass :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 12, 2007, 06:55:14 AM
Quote from: head-case on September 10, 2007, 11:08:02 AM
I think the original's series is an example of excellent graphic design.  It gives the series a very recognizable style while still including and emphasizing the original cover art.  Brilliant, I would say.


You're kidding, right?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 12, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 12, 2007, 06:30:54 AM
It seems to me that if you wanted to attract gays to your disc you would signal that intention  by putting a 'hunk' on the cover.

Are you homophobic? :(

Please, anyone with taste would find that cover repulsive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on September 12, 2007, 06:56:39 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 12, 2007, 06:55:14 AM
You're kidding, right?

I actually agree with him, but then, I'm a head case myself.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 12, 2007, 06:57:55 AM
Quote from: George on September 12, 2007, 06:56:39 AM
I actually agree with him, but then, I'm a head case myself.  ;)

It probably wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't for the shadow effect. Graphics aside, I generally trust those recordings and they are hard to beat, price-wise.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on September 12, 2007, 06:59:24 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 12, 2007, 06:57:55 AM
It probably wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't for the shadow effect. Graphics aside, I generally trust those recordings and they are hard to beat, price-wise.

They are, and they actually usually fill the CD, unlike the newer Decca and Philips Originals, which I have seen at 40 minutes and UNDER!!  :-\ ??? :-[ >:( :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 08:06:48 AM
Quote from: Lethe on September 12, 2007, 05:09:16 AM
Wow... it makes me want to hang it on my wall and salute it every morning :P :P :P

Exactly.  ::)

Also, the cover doesn't identify ANY of the works on this disc, as if they didn't matter (well, probably they don't). Same goes for the "gay" disc.

Edited my moderator for offensive personal remark.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 13, 2007, 06:09:43 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 12, 2007, 06:56:10 AM
Please, anyone with taste would find that cover repulsive.

Really, I would have thought that any homophobe would find the cover not only tasteless but offensive.

Do you find it offensive?

Quentin Crisp used to say that many homophobes were such because they felt guilt about their latent homosexuality.

Incidentally, not that it interests you, John Hurt has been signed up to play the Stately Homo of England, again, in a film of Crisp's life in NY.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 13, 2007, 06:11:42 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 13, 2007, 06:09:43 AM
Really, I would have thought that any homophobe would find the cover not only tasteless but offensive.

Do you find it offensive?

Quentin Crisp used to say that many homophobes were such because they felt guilt about their latent homosexuality.

Incidentally, not that it interests you, John Hurt has been signed up to play the Stately Homo of England, again, in a film of Crisp's life in NY.



A gay man being called a homophobe, that's a hoot. 8)

It speaks volumes that you assumed I was straight. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 13, 2007, 06:13:34 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 12, 2007, 08:06:48 AM
Exactly.  ::)

Also, the cover doesn't identify ANY of the works on this disc, as if they didn't matter (well, probably they don't). Same goes for the "gay" disc.

Edited my moderator for offensive personal remark.

Oh, I see, it offends you because you are Anti-American as, clearly, the disc signals by its cover that it contains American music played by an American orchestra under an American conductor.

All I need to do is pick it out and turn it over to see what it contains, or not, depending on my interest.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 13, 2007, 07:04:32 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 13, 2007, 06:13:34 AM
Oh, I see, it offends you because you are Anti-American as, clearly, the disc signals by its cover that it contains American music played by an American orchestra under an American conductor.

All I need to do is pick it out and turn it over to see what it contains, or not, depending on my interest.

Hector, have you lost your senses? It's just bad taste and not very creative design. One doesn't have to be a Cuban communist to dislike the cover. Chill out, dude.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 13, 2007, 09:38:24 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 13, 2007, 07:04:32 AM
Hector, have you lost your senses? It's just bad taste and not very creative design. One doesn't have to be a Cuban communist to dislike the cover. Chill out, dude.

If only he could. But that would require some sense of humor on his part, of which there is no trace.

The producers of this disc obviously thought that the flag would sell itself, irrespective of contents of the CD. That alone is an offense against the composers.

Thomas
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 17, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/512MX5DKC3L._SS500_.jpg)

One word: Woof!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:45:16 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 13, 2007, 06:11:42 AM
A gay man being called a homophobe, that's a hoot. 8)

It speaks volumes that you assumed I was straight. ;D

Not volumes, surely, a paragraph at most, because why would I?


I didn't know.



It does not answer my question, however, merely adds to Crisp's comments: you find it tasteless because it draws attention to homosexuals or you are ashamed of your sexuality?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:48:52 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 13, 2007, 07:04:32 AM
Hector, have you lost your senses? It's just bad taste and not very creative design. One doesn't have to be a Cuban communist to dislike the cover. Chill out, dude.

No, you have lost yours.

I find myself defending the Americans and their flag here because some, you, for example, are offended by it.

What would be creative in this context?

Hey, DUDE, you is full o' crap!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 18, 2007, 05:54:24 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:45:16 AM
Not volumes, surely, a paragraph at most, because why would I?


I didn't know.



It does not answer my question, however, merely adds to Crisp's comments: you find it tasteless because it draws attention to homosexuals or you are ashamed of your sexuality?


No. I find this just as distasteful.

(http://www.larastjohn.com/photo/420/bachcover.jpg)

Stop being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative. Get a hobby.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:55:25 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 13, 2007, 09:38:24 AM
If only he could. But that would require some sense of humor on his part, of which there is no trace.

The producers of this disc obviously thought that the flag would sell itself, irrespective of contents of the CD. That alone is an offense against the composers.

Thomas

No they didn't, Thomas, they were advertising the fact that the disc contained American music by the simplest and, in their judgement, most direct way possible with one of the most recognisable flags on the planet.

Would they put a Venezualean flag on to draw attention to the Simon Bolivar Youth Orchestra, for example? I doubt it.

You do not answer my question but avoid it with insults. I on the other hand find you one of the most side-splitting humorous contributors ::)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 18, 2007, 06:21:35 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:48:52 AM
No, you have lost yours.

I find myself defending the Americans and their flag here because some, you, for example, are offended by it.

What would be creative in this context?

Hey, DUDE, you is full o' crap!

Hector, you've fallen prey to a dangerous you're-either-with-us-or-you're -against-us sort of thinking. Did I say I was offended by it? No. It's just not well done as a piece of graphic design and it doesn't even tell us what's on the CD. Disliking a particular CD cover because it cheaply uses the flag for lack of any creative ideas doesn't mean I hate the flag. Normal sentient beings would not require that I defend myself by explaining something so obvious. BTW, by contrast, the following CD cover also uses the flag, but much more tastefully:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/417VPREEVAL._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on September 18, 2007, 06:38:29 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 17, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/512MX5DKC3L._SS500_.jpg)

One word: Woof!

That is awful! "I am outlined in poison green! Watch out, and also watch out for the deer-dude! "  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 18, 2007, 08:34:18 AM
I think some of the orchestra in-house labels could really use some help with cover designs:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dWBg9vD0L._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YCNST37GL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WN8H2S08L._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/513-OvTrEVL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XJ77ST9VL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/610JTR90JFL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/512iMKbQeGL._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 18, 2007, 08:41:12 AM
@ O - I actually like those RCO ones :D They aren't subtle, but very distinctive.

Quote from: Corey on September 17, 2007, 04:42:53 PM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/512MX5DKC3L._SS500_.jpg)

Jesus God... that looks like a trance album...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 18, 2007, 09:20:45 AM
Quote from: Lethe on September 18, 2007, 08:41:12 AM
@ O - I actually like those RCO ones :D They aren't subtle, but very distinctive.

Really? I get a headache everytime I look at that Brahms album cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 18, 2007, 10:40:10 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 18, 2007, 05:55:25 AM
Would they put a Venezualean flag on to draw attention to the Simon Bolivar Youth Orchestra, for example? I doubt it.

Me, too. Because, Venezualeans are more mature.

I can well imagine Hector as a flagwaver ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 18, 2007, 11:29:58 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 18, 2007, 10:40:10 AM
Me, too. Because, Venezualeans are more mature.

Actually, they perform concerts in something that could only be called national team jerseys.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 19, 2007, 05:58:35 AM
What is with those Jansons covers? Some of them look like broken pills.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 19, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 19, 2007, 05:58:35 AM
What is with those Jansons covers? Some of them look like broken pills.  ???

It's what happens when you leave your Aspirin on the wood block right before the hammer blows.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 19, 2007, 07:25:35 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 18, 2007, 06:21:35 AM
Hector, you've fallen prey to a dangerous you're-either-with-us-or-you're -against-us sort of thinking. Did I say I was offended by it? No. It's just not well done as a piece of graphic design and it doesn't even tell us what's on the CD. Disliking a particular CD cover because it cheaply uses the flag for lack of any creative ideas doesn't mean I hate the flag. Normal sentient beings would not require that I defend myself by explaining something so obvious. BTW, by contrast, the following CD cover also uses the flag, but much more tastefully:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/417VPREEVAL._AA240_.jpg)

OK, I get the joke ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 19, 2007, 07:29:23 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 18, 2007, 05:54:24 AM
No. I find this just as distasteful.

(http://www.larastjohn.com/photo/420/bachcover.jpg)

Stop being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative. Get a hobby.

Well, that's just a matter of personal taste. If I was brought up by, say, the Plymouth Bretheren, I would, likely as not, find it beyond the pale.

But, since I wasn't (thank God >:D) I merely think: "What's she got to hide?"

I have a hobby: being argumentative ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 19, 2007, 07:44:02 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 19, 2007, 07:25:35 AM
OK, I get the joke ;D

???  It wasn't one. What joke did you think you got?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 19, 2007, 08:05:43 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 19, 2007, 07:44:02 AM
???  It wasn't one. What joke did you think you got?

You are serious, aren't you?

That MTT cover is simply hideous. No, absolutely hideous. Oh, and lacking imagination but that is no reason to condemn as the heading of the thread is quite clear.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 19, 2007, 10:59:14 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 19, 2007, 08:05:43 AM
You are serious, aren't you?

That MTT cover is simply hideous. No, absolutely hideous. Oh, and lacking imagination but that is no reason to condemn as the heading of the thread is quite clear.

Actually, I was serious. And I await your explanation of what makes it hideous (I will for now reserve the overly "obvious" conclusion from your criticism that you are obviously an anti-American homophobe since you take offense at a cover that pictures the Star Spangled Banner alongside a photo of an openly gay conductor).  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 19, 2007, 02:19:05 PM
The problem with the flag cover (Slatkin) and the big guy cover is that they are too simplistic-- it looks like they just googled an image, added a text box and printed it imo. ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on September 21, 2007, 05:28:38 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 18, 2007, 06:21:35 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/417VPREEVAL._AA240_.jpg)
So this cover is the cause of the squabbling?  I like the graphic design, I don't think it makes ANY statement about MTT's sexual orientation, the flag reminds me of Jasper Johns, and it's a clear reference not only to the "American sound" Copland is so often identified with, but to the title and theme of the album, The Essence of America.

Excellent graphic design, the more I think about it.

As for the Lara St. Johns, there's a difference between "bad looking" and "in poor taste."  However, in her case the covers are intended to sell records that otherwise would be purchased only by her friends and family, and I suspect they're somewhat successful.  I've never heard her playing.  My prejudices suggest that someone who stoops to such tactics has little of value to offer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on September 21, 2007, 05:38:40 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 19, 2007, 10:59:14 AM
Actually, I was serious. And I await your explanation of what makes it hideous (I will for now reserve the overly "obvious" conclusion from your criticism that you are obviously an anti-American homophobe since you take offense at a cover that pictures the Star Spangled Banner alongside a photo of an openly gay conductor).  ;)

You are quite mad.

Quite the opposite as my feeling was that your objection to the Slatkin/Louisville was political rather than of taste.

Likewise the 'gay' cover.

The MTT cover has, clearly, no merit whatsoever, a view I am rapidly forming of you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on September 21, 2007, 06:40:51 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 21, 2007, 05:38:40 AM
Quite the opposite as my feeling was that your objection to the Slatkin/Louisville was political rather than of taste.

You quite misunderstood me as I clearly explained that my irritation with the Slatkin cover was a matter of taste. You imputed, without any basis, a political objection to everyone who found it irritating.

Quote from: Hector on September 21, 2007, 05:38:40 AM
The MTT cover has, clearly, no merit whatsoever, a view I am rapidly forming of you.

Longears already eloquently explained the merits of the MTT cover (the reference to Jasper Johns and the entire American visual art heritage I found quite appropriate - so you see, it's more than just a flag in this case). However, it does frequently appear that you do form views very rapidly indeed, and without much reflection or substantiation. I suppose that attitude permits you to avoid any uncomfortable questioning of your own biases and prejudices.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on September 21, 2007, 08:40:20 AM
I think the MTT cover sucks because of its washed-out colors, period.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sound67 on September 21, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Quote from: Hector on September 21, 2007, 05:38:40 AM
You are quite mad.

Quite the opposite as my feeling was that your objection to the Slatkin/Louisville was political rather than of taste.

Likewise the 'gay' cover.

The MTT cover has, clearly, no merit whatsoever, a view I am rapidly forming of you.

Oh, but the stupid American flag on its own has, or some torso disconnected from any contents of any disc. That has merit.  ::)

You are obviously quite mad, and if you're not, then it won't come over my lips just what you are.

Thomas
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 29, 2007, 04:05:05 AM
Some of these are pretty bad, though somehow appropriate for the subject matter.
http://www.vinylvulture.co.uk/pages/moog_galleryc.htm

Incidentally I studied with Hans Wurman of the Moog Strikes Bach album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on October 01, 2007, 04:26:16 AM
Quote from: sound67 on September 21, 2007, 09:20:51 AM
Oh, but the stupid American flag on its own has, or some torso disconnected from any contents of any disc. That has merit.  ::)



Thomas

I do not understand anything after "stupid American flag."

Are you anti-American?

Were you drunk when you penned this?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on October 01, 2007, 04:30:49 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on September 19, 2007, 10:59:14 AM
Actually, I was serious. And I await your explanation of what makes it hideous (I will for now reserve the overly "obvious" conclusion from your criticism that you are obviously an anti-American homophobe since you take offense at a cover that pictures the Star Spangled Banner alongside a photo of an openly gay conductor).  ;)

Firstly, I did not know, nor do I care, that MTT was gay and, secondly, I thought that the objections to the covers were because you were anti-American and a homophobe...and I'm accused of jumping to conclusions to quickly.

You need a new translation service.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on October 02, 2007, 02:40:25 PM
Quote from: Hector on October 01, 2007, 04:30:49 AM
Firstly, I did not know, nor do I care, that MTT was gay and, secondly, I thought that the objections to the covers were because you were anti-American and a homophobe...and I'm accused of jumping to conclusions to quickly.

Why would you ever think that if you weren't jumping to conclusions?

Methinks you need a thinking device.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on October 02, 2007, 10:11:23 PM
This forum has a private message function, remember. I personally would prefer not to read all this bickering, but since you're doing it in a thread called 'Worst looking CD/LP artwork,' I keep having to read it to see if the new posts have anything to do with this particular topic which I like to follow.

Please take it to PMs or start a new thread out of respect for those of us who aren't interested in reading insults.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 03, 2007, 08:20:19 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/4107HYVSZWL._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on October 04, 2007, 02:23:18 AM

Art director on acid, Don?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2007, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: George on October 04, 2007, 02:23:18 AM
Art director on acid, Don?  ;D

Something like that, eh?! ;D




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on October 05, 2007, 08:10:42 PM
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9450/isidro6ji.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on October 05, 2007, 08:41:17 PM
My head is overloading with interpretations of that one. The latest is that the statue's just swiped him with the ring, causing the hair it contacted to fall down.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 06, 2007, 09:18:12 AM
Quote from: donwyn on October 03, 2007, 08:20:19 PM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/4107HYVSZWL._SS500_.jpg)



What is it with people trying to make Scriabin look like Timothy Leary?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: longears on October 07, 2007, 09:38:58 AM
(http://www.musicandarts.com/CDpages/CD1125.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: dtwilbanks on October 07, 2007, 09:46:06 AM
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/71/1000271.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 07, 2007, 01:27:01 PM
Quote from: longears on October 07, 2007, 09:38:58 AM
(http://www.musicandarts.com/CDpages/CD1125.jpg)

"My god... it's full of stars!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: dtwilbanks on October 07, 2007, 07:07:08 PM
(http://www.tubastudio.com/cd10020l.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on October 07, 2007, 07:15:51 PM
The cover is only slightly more disturbing than the fact that it's an album of piano/tuba duets.

Is this classical music? Is there actual literature for this or these arrangements?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 10, 2007, 02:30:59 PM
Yet another awful Scriabin cover.

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/2a/f4/1b94224128a0b6b564a5c010.L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bonehelm on October 10, 2007, 03:50:49 PM
Quote from: dtwilbanks on October 07, 2007, 07:07:08 PM
(http://www.tubastudio.com/cd10020l.jpg)

...........................WHAT THE SHIT??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on October 10, 2007, 04:17:57 PM
Quote from: Bonehelm on October 10, 2007, 03:50:49 PM
...........................WHAT THE SHIT??

For once, I will fully agree, even in the phrasing. Whoever came up with this cover would surely give a Freudian psychoanalyst hours and hours of pleasure. >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on October 11, 2007, 05:42:51 AM
In a recent interview (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/music_nm/classical_dc;_ylt=Ag2b4LfZls3alc9mLT_UTDOXExkF (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/music_nm/classical_dc;_ylt=Ag2b4LfZls3alc9mLT_UTDOXExkF)), Canadian soprano says "In pop music, great presentation sometimes camouflages inferior product. But we in classical music have the greatest product in the world. But as we all well know, there are so many truly crappy classical music album covers out there. Why? People see you before they hear you, so why wouldn't you try not to start out with a deficit?"

And yet:

Here's the cover of her new Schoenberg/Satie/Bolcolm disc:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/singers/51zAT0qdt7L_SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 11, 2007, 05:50:40 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on October 11, 2007, 05:42:51 AM
In a recent interview (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/music_nm/classical_dc;_ylt=Ag2b4LfZls3alc9mLT_UTDOXExkF (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071005/music_nm/classical_dc;_ylt=Ag2b4LfZls3alc9mLT_UTDOXExkF)), Canadian soprano says "In pop music, great presentation sometimes camouflages inferior product. But we in classical music have the greatest product in the world. But as we all well know, there are so many truly crappy classical music album covers out there. Why? People see you before they hear you, so why wouldn't you try not to start out with a deficit?"

And yet:

Here's the cover of her new Schoenberg/Satie/Bolcolm disc:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/singers/51zAT0qdt7L_SS500_.jpg)

HAHAHAHA!!!

That cover suggests to me a sort of Corrin Bailey Ray classical crossover, with all the horrible things that would imply.  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on October 11, 2007, 05:55:55 AM
To be fair, even the cheapest pop album cover wouldn't be seen dead with curtains in that shade...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on October 11, 2007, 06:00:39 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on October 11, 2007, 05:42:51 AM


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/singers/51zAT0qdt7L_SS500_.jpg)

Macy Gray has crossed over?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on October 11, 2007, 06:44:55 AM
Someone at my forum commented:  "one good sneeze, and one of her "girls" is going to make a big impression in the music world. But where is the other one? I don't care for photos that make a person look deformed."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on October 18, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
I was just listening to this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61SHZB9C98L._SS500_.jpg)
I am not sure if this is a cool cover or if they blew it (I generally like the cover for these series a lot, the Bartok 2 CD in particular)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 18, 2007, 08:45:12 AM
Quote from: orbital on October 18, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
I was just listening to this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61SHZB9C98L._SS500_.jpg)
I am not sure if this is a cool cover or if they blew it (I generally like the cover for these series a lot, the Bartok 2 CD in particular)

Absolutely horrible cover "art".  :-X I was interested of de Larrocha's playing but I can't buy a CD that ugly. I can't.  :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on October 18, 2007, 08:48:48 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on October 18, 2007, 08:45:12 AM
Absolutely horrible cover "art".  :-X I was interested of de Larrocha's playing but I can't buy a CD that ugly. I can't.  :-[


Easy, just get the double Decca release instead:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AMXX1HMVL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on October 18, 2007, 09:08:37 AM
Quote from: George on October 18, 2007, 08:48:48 AM

Easy, just get the double Decca release instead:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AMXX1HMVL._SS500_.jpg)
That is a beautiful CD, cover and otherwise. But the RCA is Granados only. I think there is another version with a painting of a young girl as well. Let me find it
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 18, 2007, 09:43:43 AM
Quote from: George on October 18, 2007, 08:48:48 AM
Easy, just get the double Decca release instead:

That's in my long wishlist.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 21, 2007, 05:15:51 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51755EBC54L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on October 21, 2007, 05:56:26 AM
Now I think they're just trying to get on this thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on October 21, 2007, 05:59:53 AM
Quote from: KevinP on October 21, 2007, 05:56:26 AM
Now I think they're just trying to get on this thread.

:D It's all about the fame with them :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bonehelm on October 21, 2007, 03:05:32 PM
That Bruckner one made me laugh so bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 16, 2007, 12:11:10 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NF6VBHPBL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/314WHNTH4FL._AA240_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sven-G%C3%B6ran-Eriksson-Classical-Collection/dp/B000063TTQ/ref=sr_1_53?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1195204449&sr=1-53)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21NFTKP88JL._AA130_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/God-Bless-America-Various-Artists/dp/B00005YK2J/ref=sr_1_88?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1195204673&sr=1-88)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/212FAM9BP3L._AA130_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Universe-Bach-Johann-Sebastian/dp/B00004SUB3/ref=sr_1_98?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1195204685&sr=1-98)
Bling...

Browsing the dregs of Amazon for a bargain can be a disturbing experience...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: FideLeo on November 16, 2007, 01:52:37 AM
Quote from: Corey on October 21, 2007, 05:15:51 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51755EBC54L._SS500_.jpg)

Mock it not too much since it may have been inspired by this great Rembrandt:

(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4423/aristotlebushomergb5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

But I do still find it silly - mostly for the Star Trek style background and the goofy subtitle.   Otherwise his profile-prone attitude can actually remind me a little of Fluffy (HvK).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on November 16, 2007, 01:57:38 AM
Quote from: fl.traverso on November 16, 2007, 01:52:37 AM
Mock it not too much since it

(http://www.jpc.de/image/cover/front/0/9223001.jpg)

comes in series
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: FideLeo on November 16, 2007, 02:42:36 AM
Quote from: Drasko on November 16, 2007, 01:57:38 AM
comes in series

Rembrandt's idea played out in a quasi-animated style.  Rather than being f-ugly,
it's actually a beauty!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sidoze on November 16, 2007, 02:45:09 AM
Quote from: orbital on October 18, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
I was just listening to this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61SHZB9C98L._SS500_.jpg)
I am not sure if this is a cool cover or if they blew it (I generally like the cover for these series a lot, the Bartok 2 CD in particular)

call me tasteless but I really like that. I think whoever designed it--and presumably got her permission for it--has a tremendous sense of humour, especially if you know something about the little lady.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on November 16, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: fl.traverso on November 16, 2007, 01:52:37 AM
Mock it not too much since it may have been inspired by this great Rembrandt:

Ah, but it's still awful, even if it was inspired by something beautiful, just like the movie Tristan + Isolde. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: FideLeo on November 16, 2007, 12:20:31 PM
Quote from: Corey on November 16, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
Ah, but it's still awful, even if it was inspired by something beautiful, just like the movie Tristan + Isolde. ;D

Didn't even bother to check that movie out... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on November 17, 2007, 01:34:16 AM
Quote from: fl.traverso on November 16, 2007, 02:42:36 AM
Rembrandt's idea played out in a quasi-animated style. 

Don't know about quasi-animated, looks more like a still from Roger Corman movie to me.
Anyhow fire walk with me background isn't that unique:

(http://www.carlospaita.com/pochettes/8.jpg)

Paita's covers are generally interesting, I'm fond of Beamin' Beethoven and Surfin' Tchaikovsky in partcular:

(http://www.carlospaita.com/pochettes/2.jpg) (http://www.carlospaita.com/pochettes/13.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mark on November 17, 2007, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: Corey on October 21, 2007, 05:15:51 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51755EBC54L._SS500_.jpg)

Reloaded? What is this? The Matrix?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on November 17, 2007, 03:15:08 AM
Quote from: Drasko on November 17, 2007, 01:34:16 AM
Paita's covers are generally interesting, I'm fond of Beamin' Beethoven [...]

"Pewpew laz0rz", as might be said in the context of the wonderful world of online role-playing games. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: FideLeo on November 17, 2007, 04:07:52 AM
Quote from: Mark on November 17, 2007, 01:46:39 AM
Reloaded? What is this? The Matrix?

Rembrandt Reloaded...see my comment above. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on November 17, 2007, 04:54:31 AM
Quote from: Renfield on November 17, 2007, 03:15:08 AM
"Pewpew laz0rz", as might be said in the context of the wonderful world of online role-playing games. ;D


Ludwig Unbound
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 17, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EZAB7BYZL._SS500_.jpg)


:-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 17, 2007, 11:03:19 AM
Quote from: papy on November 17, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EZAB7BYZL._SS500_.jpg)


:-\

OMG!  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 17, 2007, 11:07:32 AM
...is that Andrea Bocelli?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 17, 2007, 11:19:27 AM
clicky clicky (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Operas-Greatest-Drinking-Songs-Titus/dp/B000003FV4/ref=sr_1_40?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1195330689&sr=1-40)

£1.60 used...go for it  >:D

edit : how can i shorten the link to show just a clickable "link" ?  ???

edit : Cheers Lethe  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 17, 2007, 11:23:35 AM
Quote from: papy on November 17, 2007, 11:19:27 AM
edit : how can i shorten the link to show just a clickable "link" ?  ???

[url=thelinkgoeshere]the shortened text[/url]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 17, 2007, 11:31:25 AM
another contender ?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CES257VNL._AA240_.jpg)

and the track listing contains Carmina Burana.... go figure  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mahlertitan on November 19, 2007, 10:03:43 AM
(http://www.qualiton.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/039/039_741073.jpg)
(http://www.qualiton.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/286/286_40704.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on November 19, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
Quote from: GBJGZW on November 19, 2007, 10:03:43 AM
(http://www.qualiton.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/039/039_741073.jpg)
(http://www.qualiton.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/286/286_40704.jpg)

Hey, I like that bottom cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 20, 2007, 01:33:13 PM
(http://doggoneclassicalmusic.com/images/DGCM_mainpic.jpg)

how about this one....

BTW; I like Sandor Vegh's craggy face! A great conductor -  with real traits .

(http://www.papelenblanco.com/images/2007/09/wh-auden.jpg)

W.H.Auden's face is another good example : almost land art!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peregrine on December 08, 2007, 06:14:24 AM
What were they doing with poor old Fluff (RIP), here:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41G4GPY1M4L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peregrine on December 16, 2007, 01:53:55 PM
(http://www.classicalcdexchange.co.uk/images/19491.jpg?osCsid=d6caac0934311ed5cf756b83228fe440)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 21, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
Not only is the design poorly done...but why is this girl hugging a giant cat paw?



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Q184TMZL._SS500_.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 21, 2008, 08:12:44 PM
You'd think Supraphon would be a little better, but that awful piano recital disc isn't alone.  ;D

(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/450/453458.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bonehelm on January 21, 2008, 08:30:24 PM
Lmao...this thread never fails to crack me up.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 21, 2008, 08:33:58 PM
Quote from: Lethe on November 16, 2007, 12:11:10 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NF6VBHPBL._AA240_.jpg)

Ugh! That is just painful to behold.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 21, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: Corey on January 21, 2008, 08:33:58 PM
Ugh! That is just painful to behold.

;D It was probably made in paint, as it looks like it has jpeg artefacts all over it :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on January 22, 2008, 06:18:31 AM
Quote from: donwyn on January 21, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
Not only is the design poorly done...but why is this girl hugging a giant cat paw?



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Q184TMZL._SS500_.jpg)




Yeah, not what I would call "exposed." 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on January 25, 2008, 07:08:22 AM
Somebody at Spiegel must be reading GMG. Here is a glorious collection of derailments of good taste:

http://einestages.spiegel.de/static/authoralbumbackground/1291/aua_meine_augen.html

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 25, 2008, 07:26:28 AM
Aww, it included a few joke bands - serious bands looking stupid are much better ;D I'm very impressed that they managed to find a large scan of the Handsome Beasts cover, though. They are a good (and funny) band :P It's now my desktop wallpaper!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: маразм1 on January 25, 2008, 07:30:27 AM
Quote from: donwyn on January 21, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
Not only is the design poorly done...but why is this girl hugging a giant cat paw?



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Q184TMZL._SS500_.jpg)




is a bear violating her?  lol
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 25, 2008, 07:33:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51G5E6XC1YL._SS500_.jpg)

Hope that's not a photo from the recording session...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on January 25, 2008, 07:37:40 AM

That cover is awesome, Corey!!

You really think it belongs here in this thread?

:-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 25, 2008, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: George on January 25, 2008, 07:37:40 AM
That cover is awesome, Corey!!

You really think it belongs here in this thread?

:-\

Hee! I don't know, maybe not. It's really just a cheesy concept rather than poor album design, but this thread seems to be a catch-all for both. Reminds me of an old Samantha Fox video where she's singing in a swimming pool (with a live microphone, no less).  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on January 25, 2008, 07:58:45 AM
Quote from: Corey on January 25, 2008, 07:43:42 AM
Hee! I don't know, maybe not. It's really just a cheesy concept rather than poor album design, but this thread seems to be a catch-all for both. Reminds me of an old Samantha Fox video where she's singing in a swimming pool (with a live microphone, no less).  :P

I can think of quite a few pop stars that I'd like to throw in a pool with live mics.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 25, 2008, 08:01:03 AM
Quote from: George on January 25, 2008, 07:37:40 AM
That cover is awesome, Corey!!

You really think it belongs here in this thread?

:-\

Ooh, I like that cover, too.  (Although I can certainly see why some wouldn't.)

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on January 25, 2008, 08:03:52 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51G5E6XC1YL._SS500_.jpg)(http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/6528.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 25, 2008, 08:08:58 AM
(I freely admit that the repertoire on that CD is as appealing as the cover.  ;D)

But design-wise, it's quite well-done.  Meyer's knees, the lines on the pool floor and the reflections above all converge in a big "X" in the center.  Actually quite a fine photograph, just on its own.

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: BorisG on January 25, 2008, 12:59:36 PM
Apex, Arte Nova, Testament are consistently bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on January 25, 2008, 01:01:03 PM
Quote from: BorisG on January 25, 2008, 12:59:36 PM
Apex, Arte Nova, Testament are consistently bad.

What's wrong with the historic photos on Testament covers?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on January 25, 2008, 01:09:01 PM
Quote from: BorisG on January 25, 2008, 12:59:36 PM
Apex, Arte Nova, Testament are consistently bad.

I agree about Testament, but Arte Nova covers are now quite attractive.  The cover below is just one example of many dozens.  Concerning Testament, I find their covers washed-out and have the look of "cheap" all over them.  Apex covers are okay.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 25, 2008, 01:56:33 PM
Quote from: BorisG on January 25, 2008, 12:59:36 PM
Apex, Arte Nova, Testament are consistently bad.
What! I love the Arte Nova covers.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517W5ON3Z6L._SS500_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61GFX59YFYL._SS500_.jpg)

They're just beautiful!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Novi on January 25, 2008, 02:07:34 PM
Quote from: Brian on January 25, 2008, 01:56:33 PM
What! I love the Arte Nova covers.
They're just beautiful!

Yep, me too

I like this one:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414KGQ05XGL._AA240_.jpg)

Back on topic:

Some of these Trio sets are quite quaint, if somewhat random, but this one is just naff, if not down right insulting:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5100MW6SCSL._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 25, 2008, 02:11:39 PM
I can understand the issues with Testament's covers, I also don't like them. An example of why:

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a5/20/948b793509a0197510bd2110.L.jpg)

The way they cut out the images and place them over a cheap looking gradient looks bad, and even worse in some such as this, when ones with significantly different looking depths are combined (the woman's photo looks flat next to the man, and together they seem to inhabit different dimensions). They also have a bad habit of tinting the photographs slightly, which when combined with a lurid background gradient produces unpleasant effects:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51B66DBEAWL._AA240_.jpg)

The logo is also not ideal... An example of them doing it slightly better without as aggressive cutting out, and no gradient (the fancy font is nice as well):

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515W-SHC41L._AA240_.jpg)

This one is the best, simply because it's a full photograph for once:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AQ-cYoLvL._AA240_.jpg)

Still marred by the logos, but much better overall.

(It takes an immensely sad person to make such a lengthy commentry on a damn label's cover design  :-X ;D)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on January 25, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
Bleh
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on January 25, 2008, 06:13:47 PM
We have a winner.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on January 25, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
What about this? Doesn't this look really bad?

(http://shop.castleclassics.co.uk/acatalog/V4937.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gustav on January 25, 2008, 06:58:54 PM
Quote from: Haffner on January 25, 2008, 03:33:23 PM
Bleh

I think we have a winner here.

Btw, isn't that cover also somewhat "X-rated"? Isn't it a bit too late for the "Parental Advisory" warning?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 25, 2008, 07:51:48 PM
Quote from: BorisG on January 25, 2008, 12:59:36 PM
Apex, Arte Nova, Testament are consistently bad.

What is wrong with these?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/316J8qW7kEL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uiLGbzgeL._AA240_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51B1VF5KMDL._AA240_.jpg)

They look better than Naxos's covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 25, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
Quote from: Novitiate on January 25, 2008, 02:07:34 PM
Some of these Trio sets are quite quaint, if somewhat random, but this one is just naff, if not down right insulting:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5100MW6SCSL._AA240_.jpg)

What is insulting about it? Shostakovich is a Russian composer. Those are Russian dolls. It's better than the faux-Cyrillic on most covers of DSCH recordings.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 25, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
Quote from: Lethe on January 25, 2008, 02:11:39 PM
I can understand the issues with Testament's covers, I also don't like them. An example of why:

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a5/20/948b793509a0197510bd2110.L.jpg)

The way they cut out the images and place them over a cheap looking gradient looks bad, and even worse in some such as this, when ones with significantly different looking depths are combined (the woman's photo looks flat next to the man, and together they seem to inhabit different dimensions).

I dunno....

There's a certain 'rightness' to this cover that if you knew the libretto you'd probably appreciate (although you might know it...just guessing).

Everything is enshrouded in a kind of dankness, giving a claustrophobic feel to the story. It's sullen, misty, half-lit...

Overall, though, I'm in favor Testament's covers. Understated, for the most part, and sort of elementary.



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 26, 2008, 01:56:00 AM
Quote from: M forever on January 25, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
What about this? Doesn't this look really bad?

(http://shop.castleclassics.co.uk/acatalog/V4937.jpg)

The choice of picture is silly (and also pretentious). I love this cover from the same label, though:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510GQ4M2GHL._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on January 26, 2008, 09:23:31 AM
But what does it have to do with Bruckner or the artists?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 26, 2008, 09:31:42 AM
Quote from: M forever on January 26, 2008, 09:23:31 AM
But what does it have to do with Bruckner or the artists?

Nothing - it's just pretty (I suppose someone could suggest that the big train represents Bruckner's orchestral "power", but that would be BS IMO). Admittedly using a CD cover as some kind of photographic showcase is strange when I think about it, but it does tend to get repetitive seeing the same composer portraits, or even conductor photographs (eg I've seen Gunter Wand from 20 different front angles, all of them much the same) all the time, so mixing it up a little can be fun, in my view anyway.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 26, 2008, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: Novitiate on January 25, 2008, 02:07:34 PM
Yep, me too

I like this one:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414KGQ05XGL._AA240_.jpg)

Back on topic:
Wow; I would consider buying that one just to have the photograph on my shelf.

Quote from: Corey on January 25, 2008, 07:51:48 PM

They look better than Naxos's covers.
Really now?

(http://www.naxosdirect.com/templates/shared/images/titles/largest/636943932827.jpg)


And my obligatory Bad Cover Art image (or, Why You Shouldn't Declare a Winner Until All the Votes Are In):

(http://einestages.spiegel.de/hund-images/2008/01/23/55/92602213db9c858044163c65af309645_image_document_large.jpg)

from the link posted a couple pages ago.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 26, 2008, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 26, 2008, 09:51:57 AM
Really now?

(http://www.naxosdirect.com/templates/shared/images/titles/largest/636943932827.jpg)

Which one of those is Joan?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 26, 2008, 10:00:23 AM
Quote from: Corey on January 26, 2008, 09:57:42 AM
Which one of those is Joan?  ;D
Oooh, nice.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 26, 2008, 10:01:59 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 26, 2008, 10:00:23 AM
Oooh, nice.  ;D

It would have been perfect if they had superimposed a photo of Joan to make it look like she was as tall as one of the towers. She would also be wrapped in an American flag.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 26, 2008, 10:16:54 AM
Quote from: Corey on January 26, 2008, 10:01:59 AM
It would have been perfect if they had superimposed a photo of Joan to make it look like she was as tall as one of the towers. She would also be wrapped in an American flag.
;D ;D I only have MS Paint, not Photoshop, so I apologize for the meager effort, but...

(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4065/madeinamericaif7.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 26, 2008, 10:28:09 AM
Now that made me laugh out loud, Brian.  Love the *footnote... ;D

I also like Arte Nova's covers...the Carter one below is a favorite. Naxos seems to be getting better, but not consistently.  This one of Véronique Gens doing Canteloube is lovely.

(http://www.starzik.com/chanson_thumb.php?ID=1133850&H=183&W=183)

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Novi on January 26, 2008, 10:46:19 AM
Quote from: Corey on January 25, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
What is insulting about it? Shostakovich is a Russian composer. Those are Russian dolls. It's better than the faux-Cyrillic on most covers of DSCH recordings.  ::)

Hey Corey. I guess it's that glib 'touristy' association of ideas that I don't like. Russian composer? What should we put on the cover? Something Russian? I know! What about Russian dolls! Poulenc? How about three baguettes? A Lang Lang recital? What about a pair of chopsticks? ;D

I came acrosss this Philips series recently. There are a whole lot of them, 'Rachmaninoff for a Rainy Day,' 'Baroque at Bathtime: A Relaxing Serenade to Wash Your Cares Away,' 'Mozart for Massage' etc but I thought these two had the funniest covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51R491JJ16L._AA240_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31q3HDz94eL._AA130_.jpg)

Kind of like '101 uses for Mozart ...' And here I was just listening to those darn things. I wonder if Philips is taking the piss :D.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 26, 2008, 10:52:13 AM
I await Vaughan Williams for Vivisection...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 26, 2008, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 26, 2008, 10:16:54 AM
;D ;D I only have MS Paint, not Photoshop, so I apologize for the meager effort, but...

(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4065/madeinamericaif7.jpg)

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on January 26, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
Quote from: Novitiate on January 26, 2008, 10:46:19 AM
Hey Corey. I guess it's that glib 'touristy' association of ideas that I don't like. Russian composer? What should we put on the cover? Something Russian? I know! What about Russian dolls! Poulenc? How about three baguettes? A Lang Lang recital? What about a pair of chopsticks? ;D

You're right, I was just feeling argumentative. They usually stick to more generic objects, like mushrooms or jewels.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: gomro on January 26, 2008, 04:49:21 PM
As much as I revere Albany Records for bringing us a lot of unique albums, their art director is certain death. Take this one, for instance:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21GCNSTTDDL._AA130_.jpg)
Not even an interesting font, and that photo! It looks like the cover was left in the hands of Bazelon's worst enemy, who of course did all he could to dissuade potential buyers.
Or how about:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LiLQLF0OL._SS500_.jpg)

The picture is trying to hint at Horwood's Amusement Park Suite and National Park Suite, but it looks like Godzilla vaporized half of Coney Island.

And Don Gillis wasn't a major composer, but he deserves better than this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Kl3QD7s0L._AA130_.jpg)

That's "YeeeeHaaaaa!!!" coming out of the ladies ear, or mouth, or something. Even Amazon recognizes the dreariness of this and the Bazelon: there was no closeup available!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on January 26, 2008, 11:36:09 PM
How about this? I just saw this in another thread. I think it's pretty bad.

(http://www.iclassics.com/content/assets/selection/19/18380E.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 27, 2008, 04:34:23 AM
He looks like he's having a fit :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on February 21, 2008, 08:49:22 PM
Quote from: Lethe on November 16, 2007, 12:11:10 AM
Browsing the dregs of Amazon for a bargain can be a disturbing experience...

Have to agree.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61F54tucJVL._AA280_.jpg)

Eeek.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: BorisG on February 22, 2008, 07:27:54 AM
EMI Triples covers are boring. At first impulse-buying glance, these covers do not entice.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31P%2BF-kSW2L._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 22, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
Quote from: BorisG on February 22, 2008, 07:27:54 AM
EMI Triples covers are boring. At first impulse-buying glance, these covers do not entice.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31P%2BF-kSW2L._SS400_.jpg)
You mean you don't like how it says "3CD", "three", "EMI Triples", and has a big 3 and a little 3? You think that's ... repetitive? ;D ;D Although I must say, $3 would be a nice price to match.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: head-case on February 22, 2008, 08:40:54 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 22, 2008, 08:27:08 AM
You mean you don't like how it says "3CD", "three", "EMI Triples", and has a big 3 and a little 3? You think that's ... repetitive? ;D ;D Although I must say, $3 would be a nice price to match.  :)
Hmm, and it only took them several years to come up with something to match the Universal Triple series.  They must have had their marketing specialists working 7 days a week to come up with this.   8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on February 22, 2008, 08:41:40 AM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B000068PMF/sr=1-2/qid=1203701932/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=229816&s=music&qid=1203701932&sr=1-2


Link takes you to a photo of Vaughan Williams looking like the craters of the Moon.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on February 22, 2008, 08:47:51 AM
Look at this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61E6nZ5rsAL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on February 22, 2008, 10:38:11 AM
Quote from: epicous on February 22, 2008, 08:47:51 AM
Look at this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61E6nZ5rsAL._SS500_.jpg)




Can't wait to miss that one!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 22, 2008, 11:07:01 AM
Quote from: epicous on February 22, 2008, 08:47:51 AM
Look at this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61E6nZ5rsAL._SS500_.jpg)
Kansas City!?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Solitary Wanderer on February 22, 2008, 11:33:25 AM
Quote from: M forever on January 26, 2008, 11:36:09 PM
How about this? I just saw this in another thread. I think it's pretty bad.

(http://www.iclassics.com/content/assets/selection/19/18380E.jpg)

Yeah, I posted that and its pretty bad. [Great music though]

In fact theres a whole series of them!

'We've completely run out of ideas!'


(http://www.iclassics.com/content/assets/selection/59/58512E.jpg)

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2002/July02/Haydn_schopfungmesse_harmoniemesse_gardiner.jpg)

(http://www.iclassics.com/content/assets/selection/19/18380E.jpg)

(http://www.iclassics.com/content/assets/selection/48/47057E.jpg)

'Okay, look down at the chair - good. Now look at me - good. Okay now wave your arms in the air!'  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mozart on April 20, 2008, 10:32:51 PM
Quote from: papy on November 17, 2007, 10:29:21 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EZAB7BYZL._SS500_.jpg)


:-\

Im glad I wasnt drinking anything!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on April 22, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41gi9a1nGjL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

Rattle is one ugly dude, he actually looks like the reptile my roommate has in her terrarium, apart from the curls, of course (if the reptile wore a grey curly wig, it would look exactly like him though), but that shouldn't matter - musical quality (or the lack thereof) should be the decisive factors. Still, do they have to advertise his ugliness in this way?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Don on April 22, 2008, 01:46:19 PM
Quote from: M forever on April 22, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41gi9a1nGjL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

Rattle is one ugly dude, he actually looks like the reptile my roommate has in her terrarium, apart from the curls, of course (if the reptile wore a grey curly wig, it would look exactly like him though), but that shouldn't matter - musical quality (or the lack thereof) should be the decisive factors. Still, do they have to advertise his ugliness in this way?

I don't find him ugly, but his color is terrible (looks like a corpse).  He just needs an extreme makeover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MN Dave on April 22, 2008, 01:46:56 PM
He just looks British to me.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on April 22, 2008, 01:53:34 PM
OK, yes, that explains it  :D 0:) >:D $:) :-X ::) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on April 28, 2008, 04:50:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W34J5X68L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MN Dave on April 28, 2008, 04:50:53 PM
That's not so bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: George on April 28, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: MN Brahms on April 28, 2008, 04:50:53 PM
That's not so bad.

I especially love Salieri fading into the woodwork.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on April 28, 2008, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: George on April 28, 2008, 06:46:58 PM
I especially love Salieri fading into the woodwork.  ;D

Possible caption: The opera house is falling down. The ghost of Salieri is mildly displeased.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: маразм1 on July 07, 2008, 05:43:07 AM
haha
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: маразм1 on July 07, 2008, 05:51:35 AM
http://lpcoverlover.com/category/real-people-with-real-problems/      ugh!  this is truly f'ed up!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on July 07, 2008, 06:29:32 AM
Quote from: маразм1 on July 07, 2008, 05:43:07 AM
haha

What does laughing at these unfortunate people do for you?

Boost your deflated ego or just make you feel physically superior or something else, perhaps?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on July 24, 2008, 07:03:57 AM
Ignoring the subject (which the kitsch art is disrespecting more than me, anyway) this is one of the most hilarious classical CD covers I've yet to encounter:

(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5549/20080416kilarsemptemberow7.jpg)

An amazingly terrible concept coupled with an amazingly terrible 'shop, with some deeply uninspired graphic design thrown in for good measure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on July 25, 2008, 05:08:59 AM
I resolved to reserve from posting until tomorrow, on account of how tired I am right now, but that is horrible. Ghastly; horrific!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on July 25, 2008, 06:38:27 AM
(http://www.europadisc.co.uk/thumb/phpThumb.php?src=../images/products/1215524359_1774850.jpg&w=190&h=190&zc=1)

"Behold, lowly pianists, I, too, have five fingers (per hand), so, my immeasurable talent and extraordinary hairstyle and fashion sense aside, I'm just a normal person, just like you...only better!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on July 25, 2008, 06:52:31 AM
He is so good, they named him twice.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Keemun on July 25, 2008, 07:08:01 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QbD%2B5aKwL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Adding insult to injury, of the 21 tracks, only six are J.S. Bach, one is C.P.E. Bach, and the rest are other composers whose surnames are not Bach.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on August 14, 2008, 07:18:16 PM
(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7281/schw2.jpg)

Wut?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 20, 2008, 02:32:30 AM
Quote from: Lethe on August 14, 2008, 07:18:16 PM
Wut?

Exactly. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: orbital on August 20, 2008, 02:53:58 AM
Quote from: Lethe on August 14, 2008, 07:18:16 PM
(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7281/schw2.jpg)

Wut?
:D That is funny. Allow me to translate:

The title Seçmece Balkan: Balkan Selection.
Komşuda pişer, bize de düşer: That is a Turkish expression meaning "we can benefit from what goes around us". Literal translation would be: It [food] is cooked by/at our neighbors, but we do get a piece of it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Wjc2NhMAU4/RjuEVCE9xxI/AAAAAAAAACU/vAypSEDEVlU/s200/2.jpg)

I'm sure we've seen this on the old Forum...but still, such a classic deserves a second serving. I love the sweater.

However, in Belgium anno 1972....a song for all mothers!

(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/003/124/779_cb167887d18b6506d0c5fda7b44ca3c6.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:23:23 PM
Flemish treasures!  ;D ;D

(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/003/120/071_48614872967cd9fc014ba687542cfb83.jpg)

(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/003/107/055_b0abfc0850a7fcbcb17a2d6fce71b0b3.jpg)

(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/003/096/233_fb75d3311af9a96024f94014b8ff788e.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on August 20, 2008, 12:37:17 PM
Quote from: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_-Wjc2NhMAU4/RjuEVCE9xxI/AAAAAAAAACU/vAypSEDEVlU/s200/2.jpg)

This thread always has the best visuals...and the above is as fine an example as any.  Somehow I missed it if it was posted before, so thanks, Peter.  What was she thinking?

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on August 20, 2008, 12:38:44 PM
Never mind that Bruce; what was the art department thinking?

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/002/616/433/20080430/dyn008_original_437_452_pjpeg_2616433_ab48b844711ed5508dd9da479ee397b2.jpg)

Jetty Gitari !

(http://www.muziekarchief.be/thumbnails/carrierdata_4204.jpg)

Francis Bay & his orchestra!

(http://www.muziekarchief.be/thumbnails/carrierdata_19311.jpg)

La Esterella!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
Quote from: bhodges on August 20, 2008, 12:37:17 PM
This thread always has the best visuals...and the above is as fine an example as any.  Somehow I missed it if it was posted before, so thanks, Peter.  What was she thinking?

--Bruce

"How dare Birgit Nilson sing electra!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on August 20, 2008, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: knight on August 20, 2008, 12:38:44 PM
Never mind that Bruce; what was the art department thinking?

Mike

;D

Quote from: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
"How dare Birgit Nilson sing electra!"

;D  ;D

And that Jetty Gitari is pretty appalling, too...who's that woman...and the dog?

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 01:24:02 PM
Bruce, I'll try to explain... It's all about ( usually well meant) kitsch, of course.Jetty Gitari was a VERY VERY local "chanteuse" ( she died 2 or 3 years ago). I know very little about her, but let's say that after a brief stint in Flemish show bizz, she opened a café/bar near military barracks and was "like a mother" to her boys.

As for most of these singers,choosing a "nom d'artiste" was obligatory. "Jeanneke De Keukeleire", "Jef Van Quickenborne" or " Gerda Van Uytersprot" are hardly names to start a career with ..when Catharina Valente, Peggy Lee and Frank Sinatra were ..errr,your rolemodel or ..adversary!

So many Ricky Gordon's, Johnny West's and Vicky Valero's tried to do their best - now singing in English, then in French or Flemish. Most of it is just boorish rock or straightforward hoompah - with a good deal of tearjerkers thrown in ( Don't leave mommy alone, Stop drinking now, Grandpa died, Red roses..) and the odd excursion into exotica : Hawaii, Mexico... the Alps and the Cote d'Azur!!

We have a few greats : Bobbejaan Schoepen ( a whistling cowboy, now at 80 making a come back!), Belgo-Italian Rocco Granata ( of "Marina " fame, now a serious producer), and young star Laura Lynn who will save the Flemish 'Schlager" all alone!

Holland's "Zangeres zonder naam" (The singer without a name!) is the godmother of them all.

(http://i1.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/db/1b/3b4e_2.JPG)

Peter



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on August 20, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
All most interesting...thanks.  (And another zinger in that last cover, too.  ;D)

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 01:35:32 PM
 ::) ::) ::)


(http://rockerries.web-log.nl/mijn_weblog/images/front_84.jpg)

(http://www.webdjsitalodisco.ch/Vinilcovers/Rocco-Marina.jpg)

(http://www.vtm.be/promo/gfx/laura_lynn_betoverd_affiche.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on August 20, 2008, 07:14:11 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n213/svlove1/flytotherainbow.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on August 20, 2008, 07:28:12 PM
Quote from: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:23:23 PM
Flemish treasures!  ;D ;D
(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/003/096/233_fb75d3311af9a96024f94014b8ff788e.jpg)
Magnifico!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on August 20, 2008, 07:39:58 PM
Was that meant to be this, Corey?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Scorpions-Fly_To_The_Rainbow.jpg/200px-Scorpions-Fly_To_The_Rainbow.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on August 20, 2008, 08:04:08 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on August 20, 2008, 07:39:58 PM
Was that meant to be this, Corey?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Scorpions-Fly_To_The_Rainbow.jpg/200px-Scorpions-Fly_To_The_Rainbow.jpg)

Grah, yes. Serves me right for being too lazy to upload it to my Photobucket.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on August 20, 2008, 09:08:38 PM
Quote from: pjme on August 20, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
(http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/002/616/433/20080430/dyn008_original_437_452_pjpeg_2616433_ab48b844711ed5508dd9da479ee397b2.jpg)




Are those all of her sons?





Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 20, 2008, 10:02:07 PM
 ;D Of course, Belgian women are known for extremely high fertility levels!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 21, 2008, 06:24:58 AM
I did not take the time to see if this has been mentioned in the last 15 pages, so...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51itM6qddSL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 21, 2008, 07:59:59 AM
Quote from: opus67 on August 21, 2008, 06:24:58 AM
I did not take the time to see if this has been mentioned in the last 15 pages, so...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51itM6qddSL._SS400_.jpg)

Didn't I use the "O_o;" emoticon already? Regardless, it certainly applies here. Ouch!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 21, 2008, 08:10:36 AM
Quote from: Renfield on August 21, 2008, 07:59:59 AM
Didn't I use the "O_o;" emoticon already? [/i]

What does that emoticon signify? Kindly enlighten.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 21, 2008, 09:46:19 AM
Quote from: opus67 on August 21, 2008, 08:10:36 AM
What does that emoticon signify? Kindly enlighten.
O_o implies that one eye is considerably larger than the other, as a result of a facial expression signifying suspicion, disgust, or extreme discomfort with the object of the gaze.

Here is a very mild case of O_o in action:

(http://carboncopy.hobix.com/archives/4%20disgust.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 21, 2008, 10:09:13 AM
Quote from: Brian on August 21, 2008, 09:46:19 AM
O_o implies that one eye is considerably larger than the other, as a result of a facial expression signifying suspicion, disgust, or extreme discomfort with the object of the gaze.

Thanks, Brian, I suspected it was so. But the semi-colon in Reinfield's post had me confused.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on August 21, 2008, 10:42:25 AM
Quote from: opus67 on August 21, 2008, 10:09:13 AM
Thanks, Brian, I suspected it was so. But the semi-colon in Reinfield's post had me confused.

The semicolon is an anime thing; implies frustration, embarrassment, or general "ugh"-ness.

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/crusherdrop.gif)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 21, 2008, 10:47:13 AM
Ah. Thanks for clarifying that. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 21, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: Corey on August 21, 2008, 10:42:25 AM
The semicolon is an anime thing; implies frustration, embarrassment, or general "ugh"-ness.

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/crusherdrop.gif)



Indeed, it is exactly this.


Most of the text-based emoticons I use (if ever) are drawn from Japanese anime expressions, mostly because of how visceral (and thus illustrative) some of them can be! Apologies if I confused you, opus67. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 22, 2008, 06:51:28 AM
Quote from: Renfield on August 21, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
Most of the text-based emoticons I use (if ever) are drawn from Japanese anime expressions, mostly because of how visceral (and thus illustrative) some of them can be! Apologies if I confused you, opus67. :)

Not a problem. Hey, I learnt something new thanks to you! :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on August 29, 2008, 04:39:29 AM
Nicolai Yakovelich would not have approved:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on August 29, 2008, 06:07:55 AM
I usually like the covers by that label, but sometimes they can be horribly off the mark.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tfaB03IcL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on August 29, 2008, 06:34:06 AM
Hehe, it's too easy to mock Arte Nova's super pretentious covers 0:)

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/457/image3jv9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on August 29, 2008, 06:52:02 AM
I little knew to what use you would put my picture, Sara . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 02, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
I might move this one to the "Best CD artwork" thread...

(http://www.emusic.com/music/images/album/279/112/700/11270089/600x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on September 03, 2008, 03:38:43 AM
(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/CRC2246.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on September 03, 2008, 03:26:06 PM
I see Bach and Liszt on the left, but who are the other two? Is the one on the far right supposed to be Wagner?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 03, 2008, 03:36:15 PM
Quote from: M forever on September 03, 2008, 03:26:06 PM
I see Bach and Liszt on the left, but who are the other two? Is the one on the far right supposed to be Wagner?

The 3rd guy looks like Sibelius with Wagner's nose and some facial hair... bizarre. Wagner on an organ disc would also be pretty odd, I wonder why he was picked over more rational choices...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on September 03, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
http://www.amazon.ca/Monuments-of-Germanic-Music/dp/B0000057Y9 (http://www.amazon.ca/Monuments-of-Germanic-Music/dp/B0000057Y9)

According to this, Germanic monument on the right is indeed Richard Wagner and the gentleman with monumental nose and moustache is none other than Sigfrid Karg-Elert.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 03, 2008, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: Drasko on September 03, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
the gentleman with monumental nose and moustache is none other than Sigfrid Karg-Elert.

Damn, it was so obvious 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 25, 2008, 10:32:42 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VEHxzyHxL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on September 25, 2008, 10:38:54 AM
Quote from: opus67 on September 25, 2008, 10:32:42 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VEHxzyHxL._SS400_.jpg)

I like that cover.  What bothers you about it?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 25, 2008, 10:44:21 AM
Without the violin (or maybe even with it), I'd usually associate that picture with fashion photography/modelling, or something along those lines. The picture as such may not be bad, but I don't see how that connects with the music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on September 25, 2008, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: opus67 on September 25, 2008, 10:44:21 AM
Without the violin (or maybe even with it), I'd usually associate that picture with fashion photography/modelling, or something along those lines. The picture as such may not be bad, but I don't see how that connects with the music.

Okay, you want covers that are in sync with the musical content.  I want covers that attract me, and the St. John cover does just that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on September 25, 2008, 10:57:52 AM
It's better than another infamous cover of hers.

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/LaraStJohn.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on September 25, 2008, 10:59:49 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 25, 2008, 10:57:52 AM
It's better than another infamous cover of hers.

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/LaraStJohn.jpg)

Agreed.  That earlier cover has a kiddie-porn aesthetic to it and looks washed-out as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 25, 2008, 11:10:24 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 25, 2008, 10:57:52 AM
It's better than another infamous cover of hers.

Yup. That CD was listed on Amazon as well, but I remembered someone had commented about it earlier (here or, probably, some other forum), so I didn't bother posting that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 25, 2008, 12:29:06 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on September 25, 2008, 10:59:49 AM
Agreed.  That earlier cover has a kiddie-porn aesthetic to it and looks washed-out as well.
Actually, I prefer the earlier cover; in the new one she looks both really angry and really ugly. And the wind is not flattering her either...it just looks astoundingly amateurish and creepy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on September 25, 2008, 12:34:58 PM
Quote from: Brian on September 25, 2008, 12:29:06 PM
Actually, I prefer the earlier cover; in the new one she looks both really angry and really ugly. And the wind is not flattering her either...it just looks astoundingly amateurish and creepy.

I gave the cover another look - still enjoy it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on September 30, 2008, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: Isolde on April 17, 2007, 02:13:06 PM
Gustav and Sir Adrian must be rolling in their graves...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Indysolo/WGS-8126a.jpg)

Last place I'd ever expect to find a crotch shot!  :o



This cover is fucking AWESOME!!!!  I'll take twelve!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on October 02, 2008, 08:32:06 AM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on September 30, 2008, 07:04:44 PM
This cover is fucking AWESOME!!!!  I'll take twelve!

I almost regret not buying it when I saw a copy of this a few weeks ago at my local used record store.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 02, 2008, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on October 02, 2008, 08:32:06 AM
I almost regret not buying it when I saw a copy of this a few weeks ago at my local used record store.

"Almost?????""    >:(

What a missed opportunity!!  This is death-bed regret level!!!   :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 02, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
Quote from: O Mensch on October 02, 2008, 08:32:06 AM
I almost regret not buying it when I saw a copy of this a few weeks ago at my local used record store.
I DID buy it, last night. Did some Google searching, found a used copy on a record shop's website for $6, and ordered it.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: scarpia on October 02, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
Quote from: opus67 on September 25, 2008, 10:44:21 AM
Without the violin (or maybe even with it), I'd usually associate that picture with fashion photography/modelling, or something along those lines. The picture as such may not be bad, but I don't see how that connects with the music.

How about he fact that it is a photograph of the performer?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 02, 2008, 11:11:36 AM
Quote from: Brian on October 02, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
I DID buy it, last night. Did some Google searching, found a used copy on a record shop's website for $6, and ordered it.  ;D ;D

Win-win!  You get the acest of ace album jackets in existence, AND assist in keeping the economy afloat!  On behalf of the American people, thanks you!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 03, 2008, 06:31:24 AM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on October 02, 2008, 11:11:36 AM
Win-win!  You get the acest of ace album jackets in existence, AND assist in keeping the economy afloat!  On behalf of the American people, thanks you!
And the record shop was in Scranton - Joe Biden's "neighborhood"  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on October 03, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on October 02, 2008, 11:11:36 AM
On behalf of the American people, thanks you!

On behalf of Brian, you is welcomes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 04, 2008, 06:16:41 AM
Quote from: M forever on October 03, 2008, 09:33:00 PM
On behalf of Brian, you is welcomes!

i deserved that.    ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on October 07, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Holy Draft Excluders!

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_2317-498x500.jpg)

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on October 07, 2008, 10:45:18 AM
Now that one just made me burst out laughing...

Perhaps they should model for a CD of string trios, e.g., Beethoven Use Me.  ;D

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on October 07, 2008, 11:03:00 AM
Or Rosenkavalier, or Cosi fan Tutti...Perhaps they are the three Norns. I could imagine them tatting.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 07, 2008, 11:16:02 AM
 :D ;D :D really a true classic. !

But the ozone layer does NOT approve....!

I'm scanning some photographs from a great little book "Bad hair" - Great Britain ca 1965-1975....You'll be amazed!

Peter
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jay F on October 07, 2008, 11:17:24 AM
Quote from: knight on October 07, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Holy Draft Excluders!

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_2317-498x500.jpg)

Mike

OMFG. The one on the right is a guy, isn't he?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on October 07, 2008, 11:22:29 AM
Quote from: Jay F on October 07, 2008, 11:17:24 AM
OMFG. The one on the right is a guy, isn't he?

*still laughing*

Does sort of look like it, doesn't it!

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on October 07, 2008, 11:23:10 AM
I think the one on the right is Stephen Fry

(http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m2/2105685780)

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 07, 2008, 12:08:44 PM
From London, with love!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 07, 2008, 12:14:44 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 07, 2008, 12:15:26 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 07, 2008, 12:16:19 PM
 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on October 07, 2008, 12:32:47 PM
Well Peter, with those you may have just created a new Ring cycle.  ;D

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 07, 2008, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: knight on October 07, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Holy Draft Excluders!

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_2317-498x500.jpg)

Mike

The Three Graces. I don't envy Paris.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 07, 2008, 01:36:30 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 02, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
I DID buy it, last night. Did some Google searching, found a used copy on a record shop's website for $6, and ordered it.  ;D ;D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The record shop sent me a reissue of the original album, but with a boring cover! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am not in possession of the Holst Planets LP with the two morons in space costumes on the cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 07, 2008, 02:04:23 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 07, 2008, 01:36:30 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The record shop sent me a reissue of the original album, but with a boring cover! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am not in possession of the Holst Planets LP with the two morons in space costumes on the cover!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hunt them down and kill them.  Post-haste.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 07, 2008, 02:06:19 PM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on October 07, 2008, 02:04:23 PM
Hunt them down and kill them.  Post-haste.
I know!
Now how am I going to decorate the apartment?!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on October 07, 2008, 02:16:35 PM
Quote from: Jay F on October 07, 2008, 11:17:24 AM
OMFG. The one on the right is a guy, isn't he?



You mean, they're not ALL guys  :o?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 07, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/jqUxW_TM16eBoaxb4a3nNw43717/GW302H327)(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/0-BmUMTF2GJhbRe5TiTiFg158446/GW350H357)                 (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/w5Qy57eJ99Bk8BtqjAYHAw71188/GW350H352)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on October 07, 2008, 03:03:03 PM
Quote from: Jezetha on October 07, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/jqUxW_TM16eBoaxb4a3nNw43717/GW302H327)(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/0-BmUMTF2GJhbRe5TiTiFg158446/GW350H357)                 (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/w5Qy57eJ99Bk8BtqjAYHAw71188/GW350H352)



EEEEEEK!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 07, 2008, 05:53:48 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 07, 2008, 02:06:19 PM
I know!
Now how am I going to decorate the apartment?!

You could use the print-outs of the decline of my stock portfolio and 401K as wallpaper...decorative AND ironic!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jay F on October 07, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on October 07, 2008, 05:53:48 PM
You could use the print-outs of the decline of my stock portfolio and 401K as wallpaper...decorative AND ironic!

Why "ironic"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on October 07, 2008, 10:44:39 PM
One of the potentially worst LP covers in the history of classical music never happened. As Richard Osborne relates in his Karajan biography, when he recorded an album of Prussian and Austrian marches with the winds of the BP for DG, the conductor and former NSDAP member came up with the idea to show a burning swastika rolling down a steep hill on the cover. The idea behind this was apparently to express, in the spirit of the time (that was in the 70s) with its highly critical attitude towards the not so distant NS past, how militarism had led into the catastrophe of the dictatorship and WWII. Fortunately (or unfortunately?), DG talked him out of this idea and to avoid the militarist connotations of the music, they showed a row of marching tin soldiers on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 08, 2008, 07:01:15 AM
Quote from: Jay F on October 07, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
Why "ironic"?

because this was the money that was set aside to fund my early retirement, that seemed not entirely unimpossible a year ago (meaning, not likely, but it was certainly accruing and generating numbers).  I would have been better off spending that money on a trip to Vienna or whatever, since it's now non-existant. 

The conventional wisdom is always you'll never regret buying a home or putting money in your company 401k program.  And, historically, that was true. 

But history can sometimes burp.  Or, in this case, vomit.  Phooey. 

Back to funny album jackets!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jay F on October 08, 2008, 07:07:39 AM
Quote from: adamdavid80 on October 08, 2008, 07:01:15 AM
because this was the money that was set aside to fund my early retirement, that seemed not entirely unimpossible a year ago (meaning, not likely, but it was certainly accruing and generating numbers).  I would have been better off spending that money on a trip to Vienna or whatever, since it's now non-existant. 

The conventional wisdom is always you'll never regret buying a home or putting money in your company 401k program.  And, historically, that was true. 

But history can sometimes burp.  Or, in this case, vomit.  Phooey. 

Back to funny album jackets!

That's not irony, Alanis, just bad luck. (Sorry to hear it, though.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 08, 2008, 07:18:00 AM
Quote from: Jay F on October 08, 2008, 07:07:39 AM
That's not irony, Alanis, just bad luck. (Sorry to hear it, though.)

Great.  First I'm broke, now I'm being compared to Alanis Morrisette.  Still, better that than Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.  Take that, Barack!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on October 08, 2008, 08:33:40 AM
Quote from: knight on October 07, 2008, 10:41:05 AM
Holy Draft Excluders!

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_2317-498x500.jpg)

Mike

Holy Draft Excluders indeed! I'm going to make this one my wallpaper at work.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on October 08, 2008, 08:58:05 AM
MDL, I do think that looking at that image for too long would be detrimental to your wellbeing. It could turn you to excessive consumption of lager and public micturition....and who knows what then!

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on October 08, 2008, 09:14:57 AM
Quote from: knight on October 08, 2008, 08:58:05 AM
MDL, I do think that looking at that image for too long would be detrimental to your wellbeing. It could turn you to excessive consumption of lager and public micturition....and who knows what then!

Mike

You're right. I had to replace it. It was freaking me out. Maybe I should do a bit of work instead of staring at my wallpaper. Or arsing around on GMG, for that matter...   :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on October 08, 2008, 09:20:15 AM
My work is done; my task is o'er. Another one SAVED.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on October 08, 2008, 02:27:12 PM
Quote from: Jezetha on October 07, 2008, 03:01:39 PM
(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/jqUxW_TM16eBoaxb4a3nNw43717/GW302H327)(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/0-BmUMTF2GJhbRe5TiTiFg158446/GW350H357)                 (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/w5Qy57eJ99Bk8BtqjAYHAw71188/GW350H352)
At least the Brailettes probably never saw the cover and can be to some extent excused.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on October 18, 2008, 09:46:55 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/SPdW-ZHg4-I/AAAAAAAAFV8/PiKKF9m55Cc/s1600/innocentear.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on October 23, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
This is pretty sad:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 23, 2008, 02:48:15 PM
(http://cdn.pe.recordcup.com/img/575_b.jpg)  (http://cdn.pe.recordcup.com/img/574_b.jpg)  (http://cdn.pe.recordcup.com/img/565_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MISHUGINA on October 24, 2008, 03:18:52 AM
Quote from: M forever on October 23, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
This is pretty sad:

That kicked ass.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Archaic Torso of Apollo on October 24, 2008, 04:02:14 AM
I just got this disc and it rocks. But why did they have to make poor Pletnev's face look so sickly and diseased?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/316ZDA1ZB6L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Hector on October 24, 2008, 05:47:13 AM
Quote from: Jezetha on October 23, 2008, 02:48:15 PM
http://cdn.pe.recordcup.com/img/565_b.jpg[/img]

What is he doing? Playing it or playing with it?

Truly awful!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 24, 2008, 05:54:48 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/kennedy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on October 24, 2008, 05:55:42 AM
Quote from: M forever on October 23, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
This is pretty sad:

;D Few conductors have so consistently appeared on awful LP covers. There were a few under the title "Karajan Express" that were pretty horrible as well - one including a still life photo on the back of expensive wine, cheese, caviar, cigars, etc on a table - live the Karajan lifestyle! ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 24, 2008, 06:18:24 AM
Quote from: Wanderer on October 18, 2008, 09:46:55 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/SPdW-ZHg4-I/AAAAAAAAFV8/PiKKF9m55Cc/s1600/innocentear.jpg)

....please say that this is something that you photoshopped, that this never actually happened...

Quote from: Corey on October 24, 2008, 05:54:48 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/kennedy.jpg)

This too.

I have lost all respect for classical music...  :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 24, 2008, 10:24:34 AM
Quote from: Corey on October 24, 2008, 05:54:48 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/kennedy.jpg)

:o :o :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 24, 2008, 10:44:41 AM
Quote from: Corey on October 24, 2008, 05:54:48 AM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/kennedy.jpg)

Tsk tsk - that's not how your destroy a Strad.  ::)

This is how you should do it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MSMN88F9L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on October 24, 2008, 11:08:28 AM
He wasn't trying to destroy it, he was playing Purple Haze. >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on October 24, 2008, 12:47:32 PM
Hey, that Giardino Armonico cover is actually pretty cool! 8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: lukeottevanger on October 24, 2008, 12:49:39 PM
Is this as bad as it seems to me?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TPYZW17EL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on October 24, 2008, 12:51:26 PM
No, no, the tasteful graphic design complements the music perfectly. >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: lukeottevanger on October 24, 2008, 12:51:57 PM
(A nice bit of Comic Sans, the primary school teacher's font of choice)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 24, 2008, 12:57:34 PM
Quote from: lukeottevanger on October 24, 2008, 12:49:39 PM
Is this as bad as it seems to me?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TPYZW17EL._SS500_.jpg)

Incredible!

(And one of my best friends has a book published very soon, in the US, about Babbitt and Alan Forte: Analyzing Atonal Music: Pitch-Class Set Theory and Its Contexts (Eastman Studies in Music)!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on October 24, 2008, 12:59:54 PM
Now that's what I call a shameless plug! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on October 24, 2008, 01:31:59 PM
Quote from: Maciek on October 24, 2008, 12:59:54 PM
Now that's what I call a shameless plug! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P ;D

0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on October 24, 2008, 03:54:06 PM
Quote from: Maciek on October 24, 2008, 12:47:32 PM
Hey, that Giardino Armonico cover is actually pretty cool! 8)

Really?  If it was some bizarre post-modern avant-garde interpretation of The Four Seasons played on koozoos, sure, but....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 24, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XTN1CHWKL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 24, 2008, 07:12:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41njwX5mf4L._SS500_.jpg)




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: gomro on October 24, 2008, 08:23:04 PM
Quote from: donwyn on October 24, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XTN1CHWKL._SS500_.jpg)


No helicopters? Stockhausen would be envious...!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 24, 2008, 09:29:50 PM
Quote from: gomro on October 24, 2008, 08:23:04 PM
No helicopters? Stockhausen would be envious...!

;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: M forever on October 27, 2008, 09:47:25 AM
I think this is pretty bad, too:

(http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/418459.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Tsaraslondon on October 27, 2008, 10:29:29 AM
This one's pretty awful. What on earth were they thinking of?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512PC6VQJBL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on November 12, 2008, 01:03:33 AM
I don't think we've had these 2 here before but I may be wrong.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on November 12, 2008, 06:10:45 AM
Quote from: Maciek on November 12, 2008, 01:03:33 AM
I don't think we've had these 2 here before but I may be wrong.

Don!   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: adamdavid80 on November 12, 2008, 06:11:50 AM
Quote from: Tsaraslondon on October 27, 2008, 10:29:29 AM
This one's pretty awful. What on earth were they thinking of?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512PC6VQJBL._SS400_.jpg)

That cover would only be acceptable if the recordings were orchestral renditions of Jimmy Buffet songs. 

And that idea is even worse than that damn cover!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 17, 2008, 11:40:37 AM
Don't hurt us. We surrender.

(http://www.europadisc.co.uk/thumb/phpThumb.php?src=../images/products/1225209994_4763216.jpg&w=190&h=190&zc=1)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 17, 2008, 11:59:39 AM
(http://www.naxosdirect.com/templates/shared/images/titles/largest/636943961520.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on November 17, 2008, 12:20:10 PM
Ghastly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on November 17, 2008, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 17, 2008, 11:59:39 AM
(http://www.naxosdirect.com/templates/shared/images/titles/largest/636943961520.jpg)

I like this one - very sensual.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on November 17, 2008, 01:00:01 PM
Quote from: Tsaraslondon on October 27, 2008, 10:29:29 AM
This one's pretty awful. What on earth were they thinking of?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512PC6VQJBL._SS400_.jpg)

Brazil is lush?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on November 17, 2008, 01:07:05 PM
Quote from: donwyn on October 24, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XTN1CHWKL._SS500_.jpg)


This one really sucks.  The Vienna boys must have been high on top-grade pot.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 17, 2008, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: Bulldog on November 17, 2008, 01:07:05 PM
This one really sucks.  The Vienna boys must have been high on top-grade pot.

;D

Or "Beam us up, Scotty!"


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kullervo on November 17, 2008, 06:04:05 PM
Nevermind the cover; isn't the 1st Rasumovsky only ~40 minutes long? What a gyp!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 17, 2008, 06:45:28 PM
Pretty much nothing is going right for this CD. ;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 30, 2008, 01:34:52 AM
Interesting new release: Maybe the picture was originally destined for Honegger's 'Pacific 231'

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 28, 2009, 02:25:52 PM
Not the worst, but false advertising. I saw the font and picture and thought, "Oooh! Maybe it's a Bruckner for Kids album!" Because that sounded like it would be hilarious.  ;D  Then it wasn't a Bruckner for Kids CD and I'm venting my frustration by posting the picture here.

(http://images.emusic.com/music/images/album/279/108/034/10803483/300x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on February 20, 2009, 02:09:27 PM
Have we had this beauty here yet?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gUAPle-tL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bulldog on February 20, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: Maciek on February 20, 2009, 02:09:27 PM
Have we had this beauty here yet?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gUAPle-tL._SS500_.jpg)

Not gorgeous, but I have no problem with it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on February 20, 2009, 02:24:12 PM
Is that Tintin with that lady....  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sul G on February 20, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
A nice one I found during my absence...it reminded me of Karl, and I think I emailed it to him:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uxR5UCf2L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sul G on February 20, 2009, 03:28:45 PM
...it's wrong in so many ways....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on February 20, 2009, 03:32:57 PM
Quote from: sul G on February 20, 2009, 03:28:45 PM
...it's wrong in so many ways....

The woman has no hips and no more than one leg.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on February 20, 2009, 03:34:34 PM
Quote from: sul G on February 20, 2009, 03:28:45 PM
...it's wrong in so many ways....

Vile.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on February 20, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
Has this been posted?
(http://doublebassblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/holst-the-planets.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on February 20, 2009, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: Guido on February 20, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
Has this been posted?
(http://doublebassblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/holst-the-planets.jpg)


Got an itch for dat lowest rent style 'o kitsch?

Poor Boult. I would have been ashamed to show my face to my mama after that kind of injury.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on February 20, 2009, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: Guido on February 20, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
Has this been posted?
(http://doublebassblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/holst-the-planets.jpg)

Is that a mini Steinway hanging from his belt? (Does someone else want to make the obvious six inch pianist joke now...)  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Guido on February 21, 2009, 03:26:29 AM
What's that falling out the left side of the crotch of his pink leotard?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on February 21, 2009, 07:03:36 AM
Quote from: Guido on February 20, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
Has this been posted?

Yes. And someone bought a copy just for the cover! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 21, 2009, 08:10:39 AM
Quote from: opus67 on February 21, 2009, 07:03:36 AM
Yes. And someone bought a copy just for the cover! ;D
That was me. And they sent a reissue with a different cover. Fiends!  >:(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on February 21, 2009, 08:51:51 AM
Quote from: Guido on February 21, 2009, 03:26:29 AM
What's that falling out the left side of the crotch of his pink leotard?

Wow, how much time did you spend staring at that photo? That's scary, man.

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on February 28, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O4pseqq6L._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 01, 2009, 02:21:44 AM
 ;D that must be the ghost of Chopin hovering over Arturo  0:) in "flou artistique"!

Let's go for some expressionism : Elektra always brings out the best in great singers! Here's Astrid casting the bad eye at klytemnestra!
P.

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classRev/2002/Jun02/Strauss_Elektra_guild.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sul G on March 01, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
Thinking back to my previous post on this thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg277981.html#msg277981) I've got a theory that some of the worst covers are for CDs in which the less repertoire-blessed instruments of the orchestra try too hard to put themselves in the shop window. Here, for instance, are just some of the results one gets if one plugs 'tuba' into Amazon UK:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418E3E5HAAL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61rk9PAqxZL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SMGG7DW9L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21ZJKERK87L._SL500_AA130_.jpg) (I wish this one was bigger!)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31PVK1Z2VJL._SL500_AA130_.jpg) (and this one!)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/316006G67DL._SL500_AA130_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TKAT045BL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CQFRAEAHL._SL500_AA240_.jpg) (ridiculous literalism!)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QKPCF5Q0L._SL500_AA240_.jpg) (Tom's beardy brother?)

I'm off to try 'contrabassoon'....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 01, 2009, 02:47:16 AM
 ;D
(http://goingdigitalmusic.com/images/album%20covers/baja%20marimba%20band%20-%20naturally%20(resized)gdmac.jpg)

Notice the socks, naturally!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on March 01, 2009, 02:52:48 AM
That guy on the left................? ??? :o ???

Luke, I know what you're doing is actually mistaking this for the "Purchases" thread so I'd suggest you also add this to your basket (I posted it once on the old forum (http://www.good-music-guide.com/forum/index.php/topic,619.msg382151.html#msg382151) so perhaps you already have it?).

(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001BUCL0.03._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: sul G on March 01, 2009, 02:55:23 AM
No, I don't have that one  :( I only have volumes 1 and 4.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on March 01, 2009, 03:06:37 AM
I'd like to have it myself but it's just too scary... I'd have to hide the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on March 01, 2009, 04:08:03 AM
A mirror image would have been apt for volume 4.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 01, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: sul G on March 01, 2009, 02:35:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41QKPCF5Q0L._SL500_AA240_.jpg) (Tom's beardy brother?)
It's the Geico caveman!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on March 04, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513DYYVRMGL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: aquablob on March 04, 2009, 04:41:33 PM
Quote from: RepliCat on March 04, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513DYYVRMGL._SS500_.jpg)

Thank you :D :'( :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on March 05, 2009, 08:18:27 AM
Quote from: aquariuswb on March 04, 2009, 04:41:33 PM
Thank you :D :'( :D

It's like a nightmarish modern take on the pied piper tale, except instead of a man with a flute it's a man with a saxophone and instead of little rats it's HIDEOUSLY OVERSIZED KILLER WHALES THAT CAN FLY!!!  :o

I've seen them breaching the water - it's only a matter of time before evolution helps them into the skies permanently. Be scared.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Haffner on March 08, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: RepliCat on March 05, 2009, 08:18:27 AM


I've seen them breaching the water - it's only a matter of time before evolution helps them into the skies permanently. Be scared.




No! Embrace! Embraaaaace!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on March 10, 2009, 06:10:00 AM
Quote from: donwyn on February 28, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O4pseqq6L._SS500_.jpg)

WTF???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on March 10, 2009, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: John on March 10, 2009, 06:10:00 AM
WTF???

Yeah, strangeness.

I wonder if that...creature thing...isn't some sort of leftover stage prop?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on March 11, 2009, 03:47:38 PM
It looks like something from Alien - nifty.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on March 14, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
Bad on so many levels.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5101lZ8ScuL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on March 14, 2009, 02:37:32 PM
Quote from: knight on March 14, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
Bad on so many levels.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5101lZ8ScuL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

Mike

!

No further comment. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on March 14, 2009, 10:59:37 PM
Quote from: knight on March 14, 2009, 02:02:22 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5101lZ8ScuL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4777/qqemote.gif)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on March 14, 2009, 11:04:36 PM
These characters are doing a tour...I assume of the ports.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 16, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
I'm trying to figure out the appropriateness of the picture here.

(http://www.prestoclassical.co.uk/t_200/meridiancde84341.jpg)
[Sorry, couldn't find one larger.]

Beethoven's opera 120 and 34 -- John Bingham -- Meridian

Stay with me if you will

Beethoven's set of variations was based on a waltz written down Diabelli, correct? But waltz is also a form of ballroom dance. What Shiva, in the form of Nataraja, the Patron God of Bharatanatyam, a classical Indian dance form, is doing in the picture is dancing while in the process of creating the Universe. It's just a conjecture, of course. ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on August 16, 2009, 09:44:07 AM
Beethoven meets Bollywood.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 16, 2009, 10:28:21 AM

Lots of REALLY bad stuff here:

http://www.katastrofalaomslag.blogspot.com/ (http://www.katastrofalaomslag.blogspot.com/)

An example:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2XHxqgMF4mw/SfbbMyBPK4I/AAAAAAAAAvM/ZgyTrfJ5Dhc/s400/Loco+mia.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Valentino on August 16, 2009, 10:29:33 AM
Any cover with Jeffrey Tate on it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 27, 2009, 07:33:04 AM
This new disgrace from Decca:

(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/4781463.jpg)

Yes, they Photoshopped Jonas Kaufmann into the painting.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 27, 2009, 07:46:55 AM
Thanks, Brian. I was thinking of doing the same. That's a cover that has been irritating me for a few months.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 27, 2009, 06:19:20 PM
Not sure what she's aiming for (no pun intended):
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Diletante on September 28, 2009, 10:55:48 AM
Quote from: Brian on September 27, 2009, 07:33:04 AM
This new disgrace from Decca:

(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/4781463.jpg)

Yes, they Photoshopped Jonas Kaufmann into the painting.

Mahler Chamber Orchestra? Isn't that an oxymoron? :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on November 23, 2009, 12:53:39 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515KPH4CZVL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

To the tune of Ride of the Valkyries:

A CHERRY TOMATO? A CHERRY TOMATO? A CHERRY TOMAAAATO WONT PASS MY LIPS
A CHERRY TOMATO? A CHERRY TOMATO? I ASKED FOR A HOG ROAST STUFFED FULL OF CHIPS

:P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 23, 2009, 12:57:29 PM
she's a happy bunny....  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MN Dave on November 23, 2009, 01:30:35 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 27, 2009, 06:19:20 PM
Not sure what she's aiming for (no pun intended):

You'll put your eye out with that thing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 23, 2009, 04:18:32 PM
Quote from: MN Dave on November 23, 2009, 01:30:35 PM
You'll put your eye out with that thing.

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 24, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GCF8FASDL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

What were they thinking ;_:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Diletante on November 24, 2009, 07:16:47 PM
Quote from: Lethe on November 24, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GCF8FASDL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

What were they thinking ;_:

I bet they put an ostrich on the cover of a Strauss recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CD on November 24, 2009, 08:03:04 PM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/3wolfmoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on November 24, 2009, 11:07:15 PM
Some golden oldies from the old thread. The first used to be my favourite:

                   (http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/CLMikeTerry.jpg)
                   (http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00008ICDU.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1107636947_.jpg)
                   (http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/img_2317-498x500.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 25, 2009, 02:24:10 AM
Quote from: Brian on September 27, 2009, 07:33:04 AM
This new disgrace from Decca:

(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/4781463.jpg)

Yes, they Photoshopped Jonas Kaufmann into the painting.
If they had airlifted him and the photograpic team by chopper, the disc would have been really expensive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 25, 2009, 06:13:16 AM
Quote from: Lethe on November 24, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GCF8FASDL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

What were they thinking ;_:
That Lobos means wolf?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CD on November 25, 2009, 06:16:03 AM
It still looks like a white trash t-shirt design.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 25, 2009, 06:18:43 AM
Quote from: Corey on November 25, 2009, 06:16:03 AM
It still looks like a white trash t-shirt design.
I don't find it very successfuil either (strange for a label like Hyperion); I was just answering what they may have been thinking.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on November 25, 2009, 08:21:19 AM
Quote from: Lethe on November 24, 2009, 06:59:19 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GCF8FASDL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)

What were they thinking ;_:

It reminds me of those etching gifts you sometimes get at Christmas when people think you're a 'creative' type. You know, the ones where you scrape away the black coating to reveal the silvery stuff beneath and end up covered in black dust.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on November 25, 2009, 11:11:14 AM
Clearly a piece of Saul's 'work'.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CD on November 25, 2009, 12:08:56 PM
I wanted to say that, but I felt two snarky comments was too much for one album cover. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Diletante on November 25, 2009, 12:43:28 PM
Quote from: Christo on November 24, 2009, 11:07:15 PM
Some golden oldies from the old thread. The first used to be my favourite:

                   (http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/CLMikeTerry.jpg)
                 

Oh my friggin' God, you can close the thread now.  :o :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Diletante on November 25, 2009, 12:45:59 PM
Quote from: erato on November 25, 2009, 06:13:16 AM
That Lobos means wolf?

It actually means "wolves", so Corey's image should have been used. I'm sending an e-mail to Hyperion. :D

(And "Strauss" means "ostrich" BTW, that's why I wrote that in my post.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on November 25, 2009, 09:45:18 PM
(http://www.danacountryman.com/danacovers/CLMikeTerry.jpg)

With the reputation of audiences at the Glasgow Pavilion; he may have been live when the photo was taken, but I find it hard to believe he was other than carried off that stage.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 28, 2009, 07:56:23 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V37EWQWXL._SS400_.jpg)

ahem....

that's the 454th bestselling EMI Classics CD... just so you know....  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on November 28, 2009, 08:10:41 AM
Quote from: papy on November 28, 2009, 07:56:23 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V37EWQWXL._SS400_.jpg)

ahem....

that's the 454th bestselling EMI Classics CD... just so you know....  ;D

:D  The only difference is Rattle's hair is gray now.  8)  Still...I love the dude!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CD on November 30, 2009, 06:41:53 AM
(http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/t/terence-trent-darby/album-ttds-vibrator.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Srarpromo.jpg)

(http://www.csufresno.edu/folklore/drinkingsongs/mp3s/1960s/1963-why-was-he-born-so-beautiful--sportsdisc-records-(LP)/why-was-he-born-so-beautiful.jpg)

(http://www.vinylrecords.ch/E/EM/Emerson_Lake_Palmer/Love-Beach/love-beach-10.jpg)

(http://www.terry-1.com/Five-EARTH-Moons_FINAL_web-.jpg)

(http://merlin.pl/Good-To-Go-Dystrybucja-Bmg_Terrorvision,images_big,23,CDMASS0850.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on November 30, 2009, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: papy on November 28, 2009, 07:56:23 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V37EWQWXL._SS400_.jpg)

ahem....

that's the 454th bestselling EMI Classics CD... just so you know....  ;D

Ghastly cover,...fun album.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Maciek on December 31, 2009, 06:50:19 AM
Not strictly GMG territory, but probably deserves to be here 0:):

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oXwOuEBX6DY/SzPMVphWEOI/AAAAAAAABKk/hz8UgyDrEtg/s320/Los+grandes+de+la+musica+tropical.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
I don't think she cares much for their singing...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 07:52:10 PM
A little outta proportion dont'cha think?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 07:53:30 PM
I didn't know Mr. Whipple could play the organ!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
Looks like ole' Lenny's been at the eggnog again...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 02, 2010, 09:02:12 PM
Quote from: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
I don't think she cares much for their singing...
:D!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 04, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
Quote from: Cristofori on January 02, 2010, 07:52:10 PM
(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=22877;image)

I'm not correcting you but rather the file name of the image. It's Korean, not Japanese.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on January 05, 2010, 12:50:35 AM
Quote from: Maciek on December 31, 2009, 06:50:19 AM
Not strictly GMG territory, but probably deserves to be here 0:):

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oXwOuEBX6DY/SzPMVphWEOI/AAAAAAAABKk/hz8UgyDrEtg/s320/Los+grandes+de+la+musica+tropical.jpg)

What chance is there for EMI to snatch her up to make a cover with Simon Rattle?  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 05, 2010, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: KevinP on January 04, 2010, 11:51:51 PM
I'm not correcting you but rather the file name of the image. It's Korean, not Japanese.
Yes, I knew that by the writing. The title of the file was as I received it, and I didn't bother to correct it, as it wasn't really important for this purpose. Nice catch though, if your not Korean!

Regardless of the origin, it's still awful!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 05, 2010, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: Cristofori on January 05, 2010, 04:06:39 AM
Nice catch though, if your not Korean!

My wife of 12 years is, and I've lived here for the past 10 years.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papageno on January 07, 2010, 06:07:19 AM
Quote from: George on April 13, 2007, 03:11:20 AM
Hear that, Sarge?  ;D

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000005E4I.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_SS500_.jpg)

I just can't fit the two in my mind at the same time; Brahms and sex, that is.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 07, 2010, 04:41:15 PM
Still gets my vote for most ridiculous hair...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 07, 2010, 04:44:38 PM
Help! I see little people...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MN Dave on January 07, 2010, 04:45:39 PM
The incredible shrinking organ.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cristofori on January 07, 2010, 04:49:53 PM
Oddly enough, this cover featuring a disturbing John Wayne Gacy-ish clown, had absolutely NOTHING to do with the music on the LP, which were just some old church hymns.

 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on February 14, 2010, 03:41:18 PM
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6019/frontbz.jpg)

:-*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on February 14, 2010, 07:23:38 PM
Quote from: Lethe on February 14, 2010, 03:41:18 PM
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6019/frontbz.jpg)

:-*


Double win on that one, for the album "art" and the  album name!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 15, 2010, 08:07:13 AM
Quote from: Beethovenian on January 07, 2010, 04:45:39 PM
The incredible shrinking organ.  ;D

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/faustus777/TheOffice-ThatsWhatSheSaid-Michael.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bunny on February 15, 2010, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: Cristofori on January 07, 2010, 04:49:53 PM
Oddly enough, this cover featuring a disturbing John Wayne Gacy-ish clown, had absolutely NOTHING to do with the music on the LP, which were just some old church hymns.

(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=22981;image)




I suppose he forgot to get out of costume after filming?

(http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/horrorsociety-killer-klowns.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on February 16, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
                              (http://turntabling.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wft-kjellkraghe-lp-cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on February 16, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Okc9LHmcL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 16, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
Well, Eros - Thanatos, the eternal battle!

Who remembers Sylvia Geszty?

(http://www.kugin.de/user0002/Langspielplatten/825900/825%20973.jpg)

or Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock? 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on February 16, 2010, 12:13:56 PM
Quote from: pjme on February 16, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
Well, Eros - Thanatos, the eternal battle!

Who remembers Sylvia Geszty?

(http://www.kugin.de/user0002/Langspielplatten/825900/825%20973.jpg)

or Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock?


Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock? I do - my late mother loved operetta...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 16, 2010, 01:11:16 PM
Quote from: Bunny on February 15, 2010, 06:09:09 PM

I suppose he forgot to get out of costume after filming?

(http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/horrorsociety-killer-klowns.jpg)

That is a legitimately very amusing movie! I might actually watch it again in the coming months, before I leave college and move into the real world, where such movies don't have quite the same audience.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bunny on February 17, 2010, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: pjme on February 16, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
Well, Eros - Thanatos, the eternal battle!

Who remembers Sylvia Geszty?

(http://www.kugin.de/user0002/Langspielplatten/825900/825%20973.jpg)

or Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock?

OMG, I always thought it was Rudolph Schlock.  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bunny on February 17, 2010, 11:46:51 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 16, 2010, 01:11:16 PM
That is a legitimately very amusing movie! I might actually watch it again in the coming months, before I leave college and move into the real world, where such movies don't have quite the same audience.

Yes, it was a family favorite after the children were no longer afraid of clowns. ;)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on March 12, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
I don't know, is this great or bad? :)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RmirqbpvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: drogulus on March 12, 2010, 12:19:03 PM
Quote from: Brian on February 16, 2010, 01:11:16 PM
That is a legitimately very amusing movie! I might actually watch it again in the coming months, before I leave college and move into the real world, where such movies don't have quite the same audience.

      Killer Klownz is........wonderful!! I idolize that film. (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/Smileys/classic/angel.gif)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pi2000 on March 12, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on March 12, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
I don't know, is this great or bad? :)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RmirqbpvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

8)

The original is better..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on March 12, 2010, 01:08:34 PM
Quote from: pi2000 on March 12, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
The original is better..

True enough. Doesn't seem reminiscent of Handel though... never mind, I guess it doesn't have to. :)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on March 12, 2010, 08:50:58 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on March 12, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
I don't know, is this great or bad? :)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RmirqbpvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

8)

It's HIP and nip.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on March 13, 2010, 01:37:20 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on March 12, 2010, 12:09:01 PM
I don't know, is this great or bad? :)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RmirqbpvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

8)


A rather odd choice of artwork for a release that features two female artists! Reminds me of a Monty Python cartoon. Perhaps the one on the left saying, "I can't find Radio 3."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on March 13, 2010, 01:38:33 AM
Quote from: Jezetha on February 16, 2010, 11:39:56 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Okc9LHmcL._SS500_.jpg)

I think we may have found a winner. Wow, that's just wrong.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on March 13, 2010, 01:40:26 AM
Quote from: pjme on February 16, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
Well, Eros - Thanatos, the eternal battle!

Who remembers Sylvia Geszty?

(http://www.kugin.de/user0002/Langspielplatten/825900/825%20973.jpg)

or Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock?

Is that Julian Clary?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on March 13, 2010, 03:58:54 AM
Quote from: MDL on March 13, 2010, 01:38:33 AM
I think we may have found a winner. Wow, that's just wrong.
I was thinking that too, but then I stumbled across this:
(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/ZM0016.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on March 13, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
Quote from: ukrneal on March 13, 2010, 03:58:54 AM
I was thinking that too, but then I stumbled across this:
(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/ZM0016.jpg)

I came across that earlier today, and was even ready to post it here until I read the album's name.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pi2000 on March 13, 2010, 08:06:29 AM
Quote from: MDL on March 13, 2010, 01:37:20 AM

A rather odd choice of artwork for a release that features two female artists! Reminds me of a Monty Python cartoon. Perhaps the one on the left saying, "I can't find Radio 3."

It seems that in fact  the one on the left is saying: you are pregnant!!! you are pregnant!!! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on March 13, 2010, 08:09:27 AM
Quote from: pi2000 on March 13, 2010, 08:06:29 AM
It seems that in fact  the one on the left is saying: you are pregnant!!! you are pregnant!!! ;D

That's what the wiki page says, anyway.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pi2000 on March 13, 2010, 12:10:57 PM
Quote from: pi2000 on March 12, 2010, 12:51:27 PM
The original is better..
but there are some weird variations,look here (last image ;D):

http://lenaweb.site.voila.fr/gabrielle_d_estrees.htm
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pi2000 on March 14, 2010, 09:10:12 PM
Quote from: pjme on February 16, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
Well, Eros - Thanatos, the eternal battle!

Who remembers Sylvia Geszty?

(http://www.kugin.de/user0002/Langspielplatten/825900/825%20973.jpg)

or Margit Schramm and Rudolf Schock?

I ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE9w4ohgxJw
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on March 24, 2010, 12:32:45 PM
I didn't notice this cover (though I was looking quickly). Would you believe it is a Naxos disc!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MJTFbkmeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 24, 2010, 11:29:56 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61XAwnc6bkL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on May 07, 2010, 01:04:36 AM
Ooh, let's put something outer space-y on the cover...

(http://www.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/5028421940441.jpg)


...even though it's unrelated to the subject of the music!
::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on May 07, 2010, 04:02:55 PM
Ah, the watermelon galaxy? :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on May 09, 2010, 12:58:10 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513eFtJ7wHL.jpg)

Sorry, George!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on May 10, 2010, 07:48:21 AM
Quote from: Lethe on May 07, 2010, 04:02:55 PM
Ah, the watermelon galaxy? :P

*Adjusts his astronomy hat*

;D It's actually called the Cat's Eye Nebula. It appears less fruity in a later image by the Hubble (http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2004/27/). The symmetry and all the enhanced colours appeal to human aesthetics, but it's essentially the grave of Sun-like star. And unlike the region surrounding more massive stars which go supernova, there is practically no chance of planets forming in such a "dead" environment.

Just yesterday there was an image on APOD (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap100509.html) showing the rarely seen (at least, I hadn't seen it before) HUGE but tenuous shell of material surrounding the nebula.




We now return to our regularly scheduled programming. Ugly album cover art will be displayed shortly...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on May 21, 2010, 08:12:07 PM
Barbarian...

http://www.youtube.com/v/o_s5sVYw1m8
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: greg on May 27, 2010, 05:20:06 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EZAB7BYZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Has this been posted yet?
I guess it's intentional to be so goofy...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on May 27, 2010, 05:35:33 AM
That's awesome Greg! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on June 19, 2010, 11:12:09 AM
(http://www.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/9003643988767.jpg)

I'm sure there are better ways to show the performers immersed in music-making.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 20, 2010, 07:16:03 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on June 19, 2010, 11:12:09 AM
(http://www.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/9003643988767.jpg)

I'm sure there are better ways to show the performers immersed in music-making.

That reminds me of the two popsicle slurping ladies on the Gong Show!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 24, 2010, 12:30:59 PM
Any chnce you can translate that into English?  8)

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on June 24, 2010, 12:34:36 PM
Quote from: knight on June 24, 2010, 12:30:59 PM
Any chnce you can translate that into English?  8)

Mike

Obscure cultural reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUkzIx382mM
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 24, 2010, 12:40:39 PM
Thanks, kind of like our Cadbury's Flake adverts.

I knew what a Popsickle was having watched Mad Men, but the clip makes the point thst I was not getting.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on September 26, 2010, 06:55:07 AM
Quote from: knight on April 24, 2010, 11:29:56 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61XAwnc6bkL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Mike

Laugh-out-loud terrible. Who knew Gandhi had a thing for Bet Lynch earrings?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Saul on October 04, 2010, 01:15:21 PM
(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/IMG_5063-500x497.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 23, 2010, 10:25:43 AM
Quote from: gomro on January 26, 2008, 04:49:21 PM
And Don Gillis wasn't a major composer, but he deserves better than this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Kl3QD7s0L._AA130_.jpg)

That's "YeeeeHaaaaa!!!" coming out of the ladies ear, or mouth, or something. Even Amazon recognizes the dreariness of this and the Bazelon: there was no closeup available!

I was just about to post this myself. Here's a bigger photo so everyone can appreciate the tawdriness of the cover:

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/TROY391.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on December 23, 2010, 10:30:13 AM
Terrible cover! 

And that little star at the bottom, with "Music that's really fun!"  Makes me want to reply, "Thank you for the notice, since what we're all listening to at the moment is clearly a dreadful bore."  ;D

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 23, 2010, 10:45:22 AM
Maybe it's meant to contrast with music that only thinks it's fun.*  :D Yeah, that star was the last straw for me.

*I hear James is planning on putting that on Kapustin album covers...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on December 25, 2010, 09:53:21 AM
Quote from: knight on April 24, 2010, 11:29:56 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61XAwnc6bkL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Mike

I sort of like that one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulSC on January 04, 2011, 04:17:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BiOffQTML._SS500_.jpg)

I do rather like the association of the Chromatic Fantasy and Fugue with a plate of sausage!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on January 04, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
I thought that this one rates fairly high in terms of ridiculous covers (especially for Symphony No 4!). Even 'A Pastoral Symphony' is now mostly regarded as a Requiem for the legion dead of World War One. It would, however, be perfectly approriate for a box of Quality Street confectionery:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on January 04, 2011, 05:18:01 AM
Quote from: PaulSC on January 04, 2011, 04:17:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BiOffQTML._SS500_.jpg)

I do rather like the association of the Chromatic Fantasy and Fugue with a plate of sausage!

I like that cover; it's quite creative and well thought. Just the English Suite was clearly a problem, but I suppose the Englishmen are not especially famous by their cuisine.  :)

The statuette was unnecessary.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on January 04, 2011, 06:33:06 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on January 04, 2011, 04:59:56 AM
I thought that this one rates fairly high in terms of ridiculous covers (especially for Symphony No 4!). Even 'A Pastoral Symphony' is now mostly regarded as a Requiem for the legion dead of World War One. It would, however, be perfectly approriate for a box of Quality Street confectionery:
In complete agreement here. Anyone buying this would think he'd be listening to idyllic and innocuous works.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on January 05, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
Quote from: Jezetha on January 04, 2011, 06:33:06 AM
In complete agreement here. Anyone buying this would think he'd be listening to idyllic and innocuous works.

Yes, the EMI Eminence series of VW symphonies excelled itself in completely inappropriate cover images!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:31:34 AM
OK, maybe not worst, but weird, and a bit jejeune. Some of Haydn's 'Paris Symphonies':

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/HaydnHencover.jpg)

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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on January 05, 2011, 10:38:42 AM
I take it 'The Hen' is in there, otherwise it is perverse as well as ugly.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:46:45 AM
Quote from: knight on January 05, 2011, 10:38:42 AM
I take it 'The Hen' is in there, otherwise it is perverse as well as ugly.

Mike

Yes, The Hen & The Queen. The title says "Hen Hunts Queen". Not sure about that, since I haven't heard any Paris symphony called "The Hunt". Perhaps it is #73, 'La Chasse'?  :)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 05, 2011, 10:49:36 AM
Quote from: knight on January 05, 2011, 10:38:42 AM
I take it 'The Hen' is in there, otherwise it is perverse as well as ugly.

Mike

And what is that other, sadly drawn object?  It looks like a New Year's Eve party hat.

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:50:29 AM
Quote from: bhodges on January 05, 2011, 10:49:36 AM
And what is that other, sadly drawn object?  It looks like a New Year's Eve party hat.

--Bruce

That is The Queen. Looks rather more like The Witch, does it not?  :D

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on January 05, 2011, 10:52:08 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:50:29 AM
That is The Queen. Looks rather more like The Witch, does it not?  :D

8)

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, Your Majesty.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 05, 2011, 10:52:46 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:50:29 AM
That is The Queen. Looks rather more like The Witch, does it not?  :D

8)

That is *exactly* what I first thought, but then, "Nyah, looks a little frivolous for a witch."  ;D

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on January 05, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:50:29 AM
That is The Queen. Looks rather more like The Witch, does it not?  :D

8)

Glad you told me Gurn, I could not see what it was. Well, I hope the performances are worth the eyesore.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on January 05, 2011, 11:04:47 AM
Looks a bit like a running Chinaman (no. 3 son, maybe) from a children's book I read when I was 4 . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on January 05, 2011, 11:25:02 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on January 05, 2011, 10:50:29 AM
That is The Queen. Looks rather more like The Witch, does it not?  :D

8)

Now that you've mentioned it, the image of a giant hen facing off against a part-human-part-platypus is gone from my mind. It was fun while it lasted. :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on January 05, 2011, 11:28:31 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on January 05, 2011, 11:25:02 AM
Now that you've mentioned it, the image of a giant hen facing off against a part-human-part-platypus is gone from my mind. It was fun while it lasted. :(

*[laughing]*

That's now the award-winner.  ;D

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on January 05, 2011, 11:29:21 AM
True it is, covers like that make this (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,17764.0.html) easy ; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on January 05, 2011, 11:35:08 AM
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on January 05, 2011, 11:29:21 AM
True it is, covers like that make this (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,17764.0.html) easy ; )

But think of all the CDF (photoshopped or otherwise) that one could collect.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on January 20, 2011, 03:04:24 PM
[asin]B000000A61[/asin]

Did they have to choose that angle?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on January 20, 2011, 05:47:47 PM
Quote from: Lethe on January 20, 2011, 03:04:24 PM
[asin]B000000A61[/asin]

Did they have to choose that angle?

Ride 'em Cowboy! ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on February 15, 2011, 01:25:49 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OA9nk3I8L.jpg)

Beethoven for the Suicidal
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: bhodges on February 15, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
Now that cover is just plain weird. And I'm all for oblique approaches to CD cover design (e.g., other than photos of the artists), but that...

--Bruce
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on February 15, 2011, 01:35:56 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on January 20, 2011, 03:04:24 PM
[asin]B000000A61[/asin]
Did they have to choose that angle?

Do you know I had to think for a few moments, looking at the pic and wondering about the statues angles.
:o
I am so niaeve. :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 15, 2011, 01:41:42 PM
Quote from: Drasko on February 15, 2011, 01:25:49 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OA9nk3I8L.jpg)

Beethoven for the Suicidal

As a side note, the title of the CD gives the viewer no reason to believe that that set has 6 violin sonatas rather than just 2. (It does have 6.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on February 15, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
More legs (plus extras):



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61TN569EZ3L._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on February 15, 2011, 07:57:57 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on August 29, 2008, 06:34:06 AM
Hehe, it's too easy to mock Arte Nova's super pretentious covers 0:)

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/457/image3jv9.jpg)


That is one of the most ridiculous covers I've ever seen. What a stupid cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 16, 2011, 12:38:17 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on February 15, 2011, 07:57:57 PM

That is one of the most ridiculous covers I've ever seen. What a stupid cover.

I'm pretty sure Lethe photoshopped that. ;)

As a proof of concept, consider this cover (which I actually like!) before and after my intervention...

[asin]B000B9EXSU[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on February 16, 2011, 12:40:08 AM
Quote from: Brewski on February 15, 2011, 01:30:51 PM
Now that cover is just plain weird. And I'm all for oblique approaches to CD cover design (e.g., other than photos of the artists), but that...

--Bruce

Is it not just trying to suggest Spring?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on February 16, 2011, 12:41:34 AM
Loving your Arte Nova mock up, btw, Brian. Inspired!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on February 16, 2011, 12:45:00 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 16, 2011, 12:38:17 AM
I'm pretty sure Lethe photoshopped that. ;)

Yes, the original looks like this:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gM3FF5TIL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on February 16, 2011, 02:14:33 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 16, 2011, 12:38:17 AM
I'm pretty sure Lethe photoshopped that. ;)

As a proof of concept, consider this cover (which I actually like!) before and after my intervention...

Even Lethe let a proof of her "crime" because she forgot (?) to delete the neck of the bottles on the upper part of the intervented cover:  :)

Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on August 29, 2008, 06:34:06 AM
Hehe, it's too easy to mock Arte Nova's super pretentious covers 0:)

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/457/image3jv9.jpg)

... the perfect crime doesn't exist my fellows. Anyway, it's a great "intervention"...  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on February 16, 2011, 02:59:24 AM
Hoisted by my own petard :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 16, 2011, 05:15:19 AM
This doesn't below under "worst" but certainly weird.  Seems to be a landscape  but those two hills look suspiciously like something else.  Sarge, we need a judgement here, you're the expert.

[asin]B000E0VO0G[/asin]

And no, I didn't Photoshop it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on February 16, 2011, 05:16:29 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on February 16, 2011, 05:15:19 AM
This doesn't below under "worst" but certainly weird.  Seems to be a landscape  but those two hills look suspiciously like something else.  Sarge, we need a judgement here, you're the expert.

The mind sees what it wants to see. 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MDL on February 16, 2011, 07:05:17 AM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on January 20, 2011, 03:04:24 PM
[asin]B000000A61[/asin]

Did they have to choose that angle?

I think she's saying, "I need more butter!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 16, 2011, 01:38:38 PM
Quote from: MDL on February 16, 2011, 07:05:17 AM
I think she's saying, "I need more butter!"


I've been hit by the..

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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on February 19, 2011, 04:14:59 AM
Quote from: MDL on February 16, 2011, 07:05:17 AM
I think she's saying, "I need more butter!"

And what's he saying? I need more butt?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 05:16:24 AM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on January 20, 2011, 03:04:24 PM
[asin]B000000A61[/asin]

Did they have to choose that angle?

At first I thought this was another Lethe's intervention.  ;D But then I recalled that I own this recording and it's the actual cover!

As a sort of relief for Chandos' stupidity, I will post the complete picture of the sculpture:

(http://www.galleriaborghese.it/opere/maxi/dafne.jpg)

Apollo e Dafne (1622-25) marmo di Carrara cm. 243 | Gian Lorenzo Bernini
Galleria Borghese, Rome
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
Quote from: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 05:16:24 AM
At first I thought this was another Lethe's intervention.  ;D But then I recalled that I own this recording and it's the actual cover!

As a sort of relief for Chandos' stupidity, I will post the complete picture of the sculpture:

(http://www.galleriaborghese.it/opere/maxi/dafne.jpg)

Apollo e Dafne (1622-25) marmo di Carrara cm. 243 | Gian Lorenzo Bernini
Galleria Borghese, Rome

I see nothing stupid about Chandos's use of the image.  The entire point of sculpture is that it can give a different impression from different vantage points, and Bernini's work is hardly chaste.

(http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/thumbnail/178267/1/Apollo-And-Daphne-$5bdetail$3a-3$5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
I see nothing stupid about Chandos's use of the image.  The entire point of sculpture is that it can give a different impression from different vantage points,

True, but no person walking around it can see it from Chandos' vantage point.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:05:26 AM
Quote from: Eusebius on February 19, 2011, 08:53:25 AM
True, but no person walking around it can see it from Chandos' vantage point.  ;D

I'm not so sure.  If you look at the Chandos image, if Daphne turned her head a little to her right she would be looking directly at the camera.   Now look at the full figure that A-M posted.  If Daphne turned her head a little to her right she would be looking downward.  The Chandos image appears to have been taken looking slightly up at Daphne's face, not to far from where the A-M image was taken.   I think the Chandos image was taken from a location a bit below and a bit to the right of where the A-M photographer is standing.  The novelty seems to come from the fact that the frame is rotated somewhat in the Chandos image.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 09:12:55 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:05:26 AM
It appears to be that the novelty comes from the fact that the image has been rotated.

Yes, that's my point: the image has been manipulated --- no real walking around the statue would result in that vantage point.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:14:21 AM
Quote from: Eusebius on February 19, 2011, 09:12:55 AM
Yes, that's my point: the image has been manipulated --- no real walking around the statue would result in that vantage point.

If you turned your head, you'd see that vantage point.  If Bernini wanted to determine the perspective from which we see Daphne he would have made a painting, not a sculpture.   0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 09:17:10 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:14:21 AM
If you turned your head, you'd see that vantage point.  If Bernini wanted to determine the perspective from which we see Daphne he would have made a painting, not a sculpture.   0:)

Well, it's all conjecture --- let's meet at the statue, Chandos picture in hand, and check it.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:26:23 AM
Quote from: Eusebius on February 19, 2011, 09:17:10 AM
Well, it's all conjecture --- let's meet at the statue, Chandos picture in hand, and check it.  :)

Here, this is simpler.  In the Chandos image you can see under Apollo's chin.  The Chandos photo was definitely taken looking up at Apollo's head, from the point of view of someone looking up at the statue.  But the image was rotated almost 90 degrees as framed on the Chandos CD.  If you want to see the couple oriented normally, just turn the CD on its side.   0:)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 09:40:36 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 09:26:23 AM
Here, this is simpler.  In the Chandos image you can see under Apollo's chin.  The Chandos photo was definitely taken looking up at Apollo's head, from the point of view of someone looking up at the statue.  But the image was rotated almost 90 degrees as framed on the Chandos CD.  If you want to see the couple oriented normally, just turn the CD on its side.   0:)

This only proves my point, as it is equivalent to turning the statue on its side --- piece of cake with a camera, impossible for someone walking around it.  Now, if I understand your point correctly, you mean that Chandos didn't necessarily meant a sexual undertone of that picture --- and I agree. Why can't you accept my point?  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 09:43:03 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 08:46:28 AM
I see nothing stupid about Chandos's use of the image.  The entire point of sculpture is that it can give a different impression from different vantage points, and Bernini's work is hardly chaste.

(http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/thumbnail/178267/1/Apollo-And-Daphne-$5bdetail$3a-3$5d.jpg)

I consider that picture a non-sense because (1) it doesn't suggest at all the classical beauty of the complete sculpture; it's an ugly and pseudo-intellectual picture; (2) it simply transforms the terrified fugue of Dafne ( wich is all movement) in a static couple copulating and (3) the vantage point is totally unnatural, even without to consider the fact that a sculpture of almost two and a half meters it is never intended to that kind of absurd close-up.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 09:54:17 AM
Quote from: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 09:43:03 AM
I consider that picture a non-sense because (1) it doesn't suggest at all the classical beauty of the complete sculpture; it's an ugly and pseudo-intellectual picture; (2) it simply transforms the terrified fugue of Dafne ( wich is all movement) in a static couple copulating and (3) the vantage point is totally unnatural, even without to consider the fact that a sculture of almost two and a half meters it is never intended to that kind of absurd close-up.

QFT.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
Quote from: Eusebius on February 19, 2011, 09:40:36 AM
This only proves my point, as it is equivalent to turning the statue on its side --- piece of cake with a camera, impossible for someone walking around it.  Now, if I understand your point correctly, you mean that Chandos didn't necessarily meant a sexual undertone of that picture --- and I agree. Why can't you accept my point?  ???

Yes, I agree, the rotation of the picture changes the impression.   But if I gave you a postcard of the statue you could also rotate it, no?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 10:08:03 AM
Quote from: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 09:43:03 AM
I consider that picture a non-sense because (1) it doesn't suggest at all the classical beauty of the complete sculpture; it's an ugly and pseudo-intellectual picture; (2) it simply transforms the terrified fugue of Dafne ( wich is all movement) in a static couple copulating and (3) the vantage point is totally unnatural, even without to consider the fact that a sculpture of almost two and a half meters it is never intended to that kind of absurd close-up.

I think it is pretty silly for you to claim that Bertini did not intend an "absurd close-up" when the camera had not been invented yet.  I suspect he took it for granted that people would walk around the work and decide to look closely at different parts of it as it took their fancy.   As to the "classical beauty," I also suspect Bertini took delight in the conflict between the classical beauty and the raw sensuality that are combined in the work.

In any case, you have your view of the work, perhaps you will condescend to permit me my own view of the work.   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on February 19, 2011, 10:22:31 AM
Quote from: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 05:16:24 AM
At first I thought this was another Lethe's intervention.  ;D But then I recalled that I own this recording and it's the actual cover!

I think someone at Chandos just has a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 11:06:44 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 10:08:03 AM
I think it is pretty silly for you to claim that Bertini did not intend an "absurd close-up" when the camera had not been invented yet.  I suspect he took it for granted that people would walk around the work and decide to look closely at different parts of it as it took their fancy.   As to the "classical beauty," I also suspect Bertini took delight in the conflict between the classical beauty and the raw sensuality that are combined in the work.

In any case, you have your view of the work, perhaps you will condescend to permit me my own view of the work.   ;D

(1) Had I been a smartass --- which some of you might think I really am --- I'd have corrected Bertini as Bernini,  twice...  :P

(2) Why someone would think that classical beauty and (raw) sensuality are mutually exclusive is beyond me --- and more likely than not, beyond Bernini himself.  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 11:08:27 AM
Quote from: Greg on February 19, 2011, 10:22:31 AM
I think someone at Chandos just has a sense of humor.

And more than one person at Chandos has no sense of propriety at all.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 11:12:21 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 10:08:03 AM
I think it is pretty silly for you to claim that Bertini did not intend an "absurd close-up" when the camera had not been invented yet.  I suspect he took it for granted that people would walk around the work and decide to look closely at different parts of it as it took their fancy.   As to the "classical beauty," I also suspect Bertini took delight in the conflict between the classical beauty and the raw sensuality that are combined in the work.
I'm sorry if you feel my opinion as derogatory, but it is just that: my opinion. Anyway, I would prefer to avoid adjectives such as "silly", even if they are improperly replaced by words like "wrong". I think it is more polite.

About the "close-up": Yes, photography and sculpture are different arts and that picture -considered on the basis of its own merits- it's, IMO, an ugly picture. I won't comment its merits as a supposed exercise in style.

Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 10:08:03 AM
In any case, you have your view of the work, perhaps you will condescend to permit me my own view of the work.   ;D
No problem at all, I just have my arguments and paraphrasing Voltaire, I would say:"Monsieur Scarpia, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write".  ;)

P.S.: BTW, that "to detest" is merely rhetorical.  ;D



     
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on February 19, 2011, 11:13:24 AM
Chandos realizes that "sex sells."  Love it or hate it, it does.  I'm not surprised that chose that "angle."  No pun intended.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 19, 2011, 11:32:23 AM
Quote from: Antoine Marchand on February 19, 2011, 11:12:21 AM
"Monsieur Scarpia, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write".  ;)

P.S.: BTW, that "to detest" is merely rhetorical.  ;D


I don't detest it either: I don't take it seriously.  ;D  :P

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on February 19, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
Just reminds me I want to listen to Strauss' Daphne again.  Indecency in generous supply there.   :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on April 30, 2011, 07:04:35 PM
This is just unfortunate. What were they thinking?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nVJxXAxkL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on April 30, 2011, 11:43:48 PM
Quote from: Coco on April 30, 2011, 07:04:35 PM
This is just unfortunate. What were they thinking?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nVJxXAxkL._SS400_.jpg)


Three pieces, three wind quintets?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on May 01, 2011, 04:03:11 AM
Surely there has to be a better way of illustrating that! :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on May 01, 2011, 05:32:43 AM
Quote from: Coco on April 30, 2011, 07:04:35 PM
This is just unfortunate. What were they thinking?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nVJxXAxkL._SS400_.jpg)

I thought that was a parody of Otto Böhler's picture of Bruckner entering heaven until I noticed they didn't use the composers in the picture :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 05:48:01 AM
going through Amazon bargains...  ;D

[asin]B00007MB8E[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on May 01, 2011, 05:49:04 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 05:48:01 AM
going through Amazon bargains...  ;D

You haven't seen the Rachmaninoff, have you?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on May 01, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 05:48:01 AM
going through Amazon bargains...  ;D

[asin]B00007MB8E[/asin]

"Shacking Up"... yeah, that's what they're doing. ¬_______¬
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on May 01, 2011, 06:12:45 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007MB74.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007MB5D.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on May 01, 2011, 06:25:16 AM
These are horrifying.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on May 01, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Bring on Felching with de Falla - if it makes money I'm sure the majors will have no qualms.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on May 01, 2011, 06:34:29 AM
Quote from: KevinP on May 01, 2011, 06:12:45 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007MB74.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007MB5D.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Is there music on those CDs?  And what's with the parental advisory?   ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 01, 2011, 06:42:34 AM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on May 01, 2011, 06:34:29 AM
Is there music on those CDs?  And what's with the parental advisory?   ???

They translated 'La ci darem la mano' to English... and amended the lyrics so the characters sing what they're really thinking.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 01, 2011, 07:05:21 AM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Shostakovich on May 01, 2011, 06:30:58 AM
Bring on Felching with de Falla - if it makes money I'm sure the majors will have no qualms.

Aren't you a GIRL?!? :o Such language!! :-\ Y'know, now someone gonna ask you what that means! ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Antoine Marchand on May 01, 2011, 07:14:39 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on May 01, 2011, 07:05:21 AM
Aren't you a GIRL?!?

snyprrr,
I think this is a great moment to clarify the veracity of those reports (Gurn?) which indicated that you are a girl too.  ;D  :D ;D




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on May 01, 2011, 07:27:37 AM
I think anybody who Googles something so ominous sounding is just asking for whatever they may find ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on May 01, 2011, 07:28:11 AM
My favorite of these was from someone here (can't remember who): "Fuckin'er to Bruckner"  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on May 01, 2011, 05:49:04 AM
You haven't seen the Rachmaninoff, have you?

Have you seen the Cesar Frank ?  ;D


here's another one :

[asin]B00002MXTG[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on May 01, 2011, 09:04:15 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 07:38:17 AM

here's another one :

[asin]B00002MXTG[/asin]

Just make sure Il Furioso doesn't see it. :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on May 01, 2011, 11:19:47 AM
'Bedroom bliss with Beethoven'... The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 01, 2011, 11:42:32 AM
Quote from: J. Z. Herrenberg on May 01, 2011, 11:19:47 AM
'Bedroom bliss with Beethoven'... The mind boggles.

Indeed! I remember reading in Maynard Solomon's Beethoven that once, in the early 1790s, the young composer's fellow students went to a tavern with him and bribed a waitress to flirt with him as a joke. The joke ended when an irritated Beethoven punched her in the face.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on May 01, 2011, 11:47:17 AM
Quote from: Brian on May 01, 2011, 11:42:32 AM
Indeed! I remember reading in Maynard Solomon's Beethoven that once, in the early 1790s, the young composer's fellow students went to a tavern with him and bribed a waitress to flirt with him as a joke. The joke ended when an irritated Beethoven punched her in the face.

Yes, four times. He immortalized them in the opening of his Fifth Symphony.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Drasko on May 01, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 05:48:01 AM
going through Amazon bargains...  ;D

[asin]B00007MB8E[/asin]

I'd buy all three if I could find them for cheap, and I'm serious. Ridiculousness of the entire concept has so passed beyond being terrible that I find them utterly fascinating. The idea that someone actually came up with it with straight face, and that it got realized is amazing. Would love to have them. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on May 01, 2011, 01:38:25 PM
Just watched an episode of the British The Peter Serafinowicz Show.There is a spoof commercial there, for a CD called 'Sexual Classics', from the 'horniest composers', like Butthoven, Depussy, Shaftakovich, Vulvaldi and Tchaicocksky...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on May 01, 2011, 02:03:12 PM
*serious laughs*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on May 01, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 07:38:17 AM

here's another one :

[asin]B00002MXTG[/asin]

That one really cracked me up.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on May 01, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: Il Barone Scarpia on May 01, 2011, 06:34:29 AM
Is there music on those CDs?  And what's with the parental advisory?   ???

No idea to either question, sorry.

Quote from: Drasko on May 01, 2011, 01:29:50 PM
I'd buy all three if I could find them for cheap, and I'm serious. Ridiculousness of the entire concept has so passed beyond being terrible that I find them utterly fascinating. The idea that someone actually came up with it with straight face, and that it got realized is amazing. Would love to have them.

Well put. I probably wouldn't buy them, but I agree with what you're saying.


Quote from: Papy Oli on May 01, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
[asin]B00002MXTG[/asin]

I don't know if I'd call that one 'bad,' though I certainly wouldn't call it good. It's clever and risk-taking enough that even though it ultimately doesn't work, it deserves a nod.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on May 01, 2011, 11:09:16 PM
...and if it was OK for Man Ray

(http://www.surrealists.co.uk/artistsimages/ManRay-Ingres%27violin.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on May 03, 2011, 10:40:51 AM
Quote from: Coco on May 01, 2011, 07:28:11 AM
My favorite of these was from someone here (can't remember who): "Fuckin'er to Bruckner"  ;D
I'm pretty sure that was Sarge...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on May 03, 2011, 11:01:39 AM
Quote from: Coco on May 01, 2011, 07:28:11 AM
My favorite of these was from someone here (can't remember who): "Fuckin'er to Bruckner"  ;D

Put on Celibidache and it becomes tantric. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Valentino on May 19, 2011, 11:55:05 PM
 ;D

You're crackin' me up, folks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on June 04, 2011, 03:18:00 PM
Was searching for recordings by Alexis Weissenberg (honest) when I saw this. And thought of this thread, its last pages in particular, for obvious reasons. It contains Karajan, Stokowski and others, apparently. Dirty old men, clearly...



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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on June 04, 2011, 03:26:35 PM
"Earotic"  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 25, 2011, 12:02:25 PM
Ah, Placido!

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/0094635317350.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on August 29, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
This must be music when you are feeling crabby:
[asin]B005DTCKYC[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on August 29, 2011, 03:15:37 PM
I like the crabs.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 04:14:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Tt2IZUXtL._SS400_.jpg)


Roots? In your hair, Paavo? Because it's about to fall out. You suave motha-fu***.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AllegroVivace on August 29, 2011, 05:21:12 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 04:14:21 PM

Roots? In your hair, Paavo? Because it's about to fall out. You suave motha-fu***.

Can't stand this guy's pose either.... that vain look in his face.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 29, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
Quote from: AllegroVivace on August 29, 2011, 05:21:12 PM
Can't stand this guy's pose either.... that vain look in his face.

I've seen PLENTY worse, Herbert von K and Lenny being amongst the most notable offenders.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: AllegroVivace on August 29, 2011, 05:21:12 PM
Can't stand this guy's pose either.... that vain look in his face.

I've saw several Cincinnati SO concerts a few years ago, and when Paavo was conducting there was a 4-5 minute video called. "Paavo's First Notes" and it was an introduction of sorts to the pieces being performed, it was just Paavo talking in close ups, as if in an 20/20 interview, shot from different angles, even in black & white (ooo, stylish)..It was ridiculous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 05:52:37 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 29, 2011, 05:48:41 PM
I've seen PLENTY worse, Herbert von K and Lenny being amongst the most notable offenders.

Here's a personal favorite of Herbert.


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/20/3a/2571828fd7a036edde1a5110.L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on August 29, 2011, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 04:14:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Tt2IZUXtL._SS400_.jpg)


Okay, I'm driving myself crazy, because I can't think of the name of the TV comedy actor/stand up comic who looks exactly like Jarvi on that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 05:58:36 PM
[asin]B001CH3BRO[/asin][asin]B00288KO7Q[/asin]

Speaking of comedians...these look more like Roger Norrington's stand-up comedy CDs rather than his Bruckner recordings.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:08:58 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 04:14:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Tt2IZUXtL._SS400_.jpg)

Roots? In your hair, Paavo? Because it's about to fall out. You suave motha-fu***.

I've seen worse...a lot worse. Like this one:

[asin]B000003J71[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:10:32 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:08:58 PM
I've seen worse...a lot worse. Like this one:

[asin]B000003J71[/asin]

Only difference is that Paavo is trying really, really hard to look that way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on August 29, 2011, 06:16:20 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 05:58:36 PM
[asin]B001CH3BRO[/asin][asin]B00288KO7Q[/asin]

Speaking of comedians...these look more like Roger Norrington's stand-up comedy CDs rather than his Bruckner recordings.

At the very least, Sir Roger definitely wasn't aiming for the glamour look like Paavo. 
Coincidently, my order from Arkiv contianing Norrington's Bruckner 4, 6 and 7 landed today.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:10:32 PM
Only difference is that Paavo is trying really, really hard to look that way.

Honestly, any cover with the conductor on the front cover is a bad cover IMHO.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:18:57 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 29, 2011, 06:16:20 PM
At the very least, Sir Roger definitely wasn't aiming for the glamour look like Paavo. 
Coincidently, my order from Arkiv contianing Norrington's Bruckner 4, 6 and 7 landed today.

Very nice, Jeff. I have many Norrington recordings that I really enjoy, his Bruckner is next, specifically the 6th.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
Honestly, any cover with the conductor on the front cover is a bad cover IMHO.

Are you telling me this Levine, super-imposed close-up is bad?  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pjb8d3hYL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 29, 2011, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:10:32 PM
Only difference is that Paavo is trying really, really hard to look that way.
No, I think that's actually what he looks like.

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 05:52:37 PM
Here's a personal favorite of Herbert.

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/20/3a/2571828fd7a036edde1a5110.L.jpg)

It's FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER meets THE CABINET OF DOCTOR CALIGARI!  :o

(http://www.clipartpal.com/_thumbs/pd/holiday/halloween/Frankenstein_4.png) (http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1147000/1147452_9620_625x1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:18:57 PM
Very nice, Jeff. I have many Norrington recordings that I really enjoy, his Bruckner is next, specifically the 6th.

Why is it Norrington has such a bad reputation amongst classical critics and fans? What is so appalling about his performances?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AllegroVivace on August 29, 2011, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
Honestly, any cover with the conductor on the front cover is a bad cover IMHO.

Agree with this hundred percent! I'd prefer the pictures of the composers, or no picture at all. Couldn't care less about a conductor glamor-shot. Most conductors are full of sh*t anyway... No other profession in the music world gives a person such undeserved confidence.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: AllegroVivace on August 29, 2011, 07:04:48 PM
Agree with this hundred percent! I'd prefer the pictures of the composers, or no picture at all. Couldn't care less about a conductor glamor-shot. Most conductors are full of sh*t anyway... No other profession in the music world gives a person such undeserved confidence.

I think too often conductors are spotlighted when the real stars are the musicians in the orchestras. I'm not degrading the conductor's job, but I think too much emphasis has been placed on their role when the orchestra are responsible for producing the sounds we hear. The conductor tries to keep the balances right in the orchestra and may offer the orchestra, specifically in rehearsal, a little background information on the piece they're performing, but ultimately a good performance rests in the orchestra's hands.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 29, 2011, 07:17:01 PM
In the interest of fairness, I've seen Norrington do these little theatrical flourishes in concert, too, after the last note.

So that's what he looks like, too, in context. Whereas that Karajan is definitely not his best moment.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 07:23:58 PM
If a conductor pic is going to grace the front cover, then they should at least be conducting, here's a good one...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4127RBCYPGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Here's a bad one, Masur, the party-crasher...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RI2u4FLFL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 29, 2011, 07:30:47 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 29, 2011, 05:55:52 PM
Okay, I'm driving myself crazy, because I can't think of the name of the TV comedy actor/stand up comic who looks exactly like Jarvi on that cover.

Major Winchester from M*A*S*H?


Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
Honestly, any cover with the conductor on the front cover is a bad cover IMHO.

Nah. There are good conductor covers. They're very rare, I'll grant you that, and they're usually my least favorite covers, but there are good conductor covers. Greg found one with Boulez, a really good one. In fact, black and white is usually the best conductor-cover tone, I think. Here are some of my favorites, three of them b&w...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/2552731874_dd52f8f57b.jpg)  (http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/001/483/0000148399_350.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61l0AY4NL2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)  (http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00336/clarevdvorak_336355t.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on August 29, 2011, 07:32:52 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 06:18:09 PM
Honestly, any cover with the conductor on the front cover is a bad cover IMHO.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2551724283_0a608981ae.jpg)

What are you saying, MI? ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 07:35:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 29, 2011, 07:30:47 PMNah. There are good conductor covers. They're very rare, I'll grant you that, and they're usually my least favorite covers, but there are good conductor covers. Greg found one with Boulez, a really good one. In fact, black and white is usually the best conductor-cover tone, I think. Here are some of my favorites, three of them b&w...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3260/2552731874_dd52f8f57b.jpg)  (http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/001/483/0000148399_350.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61l0AY4NL2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)  (http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00336/clarevdvorak_336355t.jpg)

Well perhaps I should elaborate, I think conductor covers aren't very creative.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on August 29, 2011, 07:49:55 PM
Another conductor who is too posed for anyone's good
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514TwfHeeuL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
Are you telling me this Levine, super-imposed close-up is bad?  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pjb8d3hYL.jpg)

Well, it does have a sort of Frankenstein's Bride look to it.  But in this case, it's simply the photo of Levine they chose, and not the basic concept.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 29, 2011, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 07:23:58 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4127RBCYPGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Is it "two ducks humping", Pierre?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 29, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 07:35:33 PM
Well perhaps I should elaborate, I think conductor covers aren't very creative.

Oh undoubtedly so, unless they are creative in a bad way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 08:10:06 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 29, 2011, 07:58:14 PM
Oh undoubtedly so, unless they are creative in a bad way.

Yes, there's nothing worse than a piece of cover art that has NOTHING do with the music or remotely even hints at it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 29, 2011, 08:31:57 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 29, 2011, 07:53:04 PM
Is it "two ducks humping", Pierre?

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 29, 2011, 10:36:27 PM
I have pretty few Karajan discs. One of the reason is that I hate the vain, selfglorifying covers. Put them in plain, brown wrapping paper and I would probably buy them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: The new erato on August 29, 2011, 10:36:27 PM
I have pretty few Karajan discs. One of the reason is that I hate the vain, selfglorifying covers. Put them in plain, brown wrapping paper and I would probably buy them.

Do you own his recordings of the Second Viennese School?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 29, 2011, 11:21:59 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on August 29, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
Do you own his recordings of the Second Viennese School?
Some of them. I'm not saying he's a bad conductor, just that I would have had more discs if it weren't for some of those horrifying covers.

This for example is both very good and nice to look at:

(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/4577212.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 30, 2011, 01:45:13 PM
In his defense, I understand he personally preferred the abstract/artsy covers, many of which he selected, over his face.

The Karajan Gold (TM) look-at-me rebranding of his 80s work, for example, is definitely post-mortem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on August 30, 2011, 02:14:34 PM
Last page we had HvK wandering about in his pajamas right after waking up. Here's Chailly brushing his teeth:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xZFpVlx6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on August 30, 2011, 02:23:19 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-NhZG6T3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Put the seven veils back on, quick!  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on August 30, 2011, 02:45:32 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41E7R2MDE8L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

"Jeffrey! What the hell did you eat for lunch?"  :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on August 30, 2011, 02:47:10 PM
Quote from: The new erato on August 29, 2011, 11:21:59 PMI'm not saying he's a bad conductor.

HvK, like Bernstein, was hyped to the hills by the media (still is). I do think highly of both of these conductors, but I don't put them up on some kind of pedestal as some people do. I generally like the repertoire Bernstein chose to perform more than HvK, but HvK has done some interesting recordings like those of Schoenberg, Berg, and Webern, which Bernstein never bothered with. Does anybody know the history of why Bernstein didn't record these composers or maybe what his opinion of them happened to be?

Edit: I see Bernstein conducted Isaac Stern's performance of the Berg's Violin Concerto, but this is all I could find.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AllegroVivace on August 30, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
Perhaps this calls for a separate thread, but I find it very difficult to be a fan of a conductor, any conductor... Unless you play in an orchestra, the conductor's real work (running rehearsals) is hidden from your view.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
Quote from: AllegroVivace on August 30, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
the conductor's real work (running rehearsals) is hidden from your view.

Exactly, but that carries over to the actual performance.

Thread duty...

Great disc, but sort of an awkward photo.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51f2k9ajypL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 05:01:20 PM
Exactly, but that carries over to the actual performance.

Thread duty...

Great disc, but sort of an awkward photo.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51f2k9ajypL._SS500_.jpg)

"Dude,... I'm hammered..."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 30, 2011, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:37:05 PM
"Dude,... I'm hammered..."

Perfect caption! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 29, 2011, 05:55:52 PM
Okay, I'm driving myself crazy, because I can't think of the name of the TV comedy actor/stand up comic who looks exactly like Jarvi on that cover.

Bill Pullman? meets Jeff Daniels?? :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on August 30, 2011, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 29, 2011, 07:23:58 PM

Here's a bad one, Masur, the party-crasher...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RI2u4FLFL._SS400_.jpg)

"Stay thirsty, my friends."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:44:38 PM
Can anyone show HvK on The Originals Honegger 2/3 (w/Stravinsky)? This is an awesome pic, down to what looks like the sweater draped over his shoulders,... and that look of meditation as he rests his hand on his chin...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
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[asin]B000001GQN[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 06:49:02 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
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[asin]B000001GQN[/asin]

Crap, amazon sticky fail.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:52:45 PM
Can someone also show the Xenakis Orchestral Works Vol.4 (Timpani), where it looks like his hair's on fire?


Also, how bout them thar Segerstam pics? Anyone?



Personally, being vain, I gotta dig some of those classic covers that are floating through my head right now. How bout Lenny trying to look suave with that closeup of his craterous, pock marked face,... looking like a bad Richard Burton (haha, that's a... oh, what do you call it?).


Was that Babbitt cover shown yet? 'The One'? :o :o The Bridge label has a cache of some of the worst covers ever.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cato on August 30, 2011, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on August 30, 2011, 02:45:32 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41E7R2MDE8L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

"Jeffrey! What the hell did you eat for lunch?"  :'(

The above reminded me of this cover with Uchida:

(http://www.technodisco.net/img/tracks/p/pierre-boulez/2428072-pierre-boulez-schoenberg-piano-concerto--berg--webern.jpg)

"Pierre!  I think they're looking at us!"

"Oui!  They want to see me!  Get out of the way!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:56:09 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 06:49:02 PM
Crap, amazon sticky fail.

That's some spectacular color in that picture.

btw- what is UP with those annoying amazon gift stickers?? >:Darrrgh?? like the sand around here!! ???


btw 2- please post as many covers as you like. Laughing feels good!! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cato on August 30, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on August 30, 2011, 06:52:45 PM
Can someone also show the Xenakis Orchestral Works Vol.4 (Timpani), where it looks like his hair's on fire?

Ask and ye shall receive!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KGxvTSnp3Dw/SaR9V5DFonI/AAAAAAAAA1Y/uukLO1GUjDs/s320/orchestralworksiv.jpg)

Actually, I think his hair is on fire..and since he is Xenakis,  he likes it that way!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on August 30, 2011, 06:59:22 PM
Quote from: Cato on August 30, 2011, 06:53:23 PM
(http://www.technodisco.net/img/tracks/p/pierre-boulez/2428072-pierre-boulez-schoenberg-piano-concerto--berg--webern.jpg)

"Oui!  They want to see me!  Get out of the way!"

;D

"Sacre bleu!  Why isn't my name in the biggest and boldest fonts, like on all my other recordings, as it SHOULD be!  I'm da superstar, not da com-poser.  I don't even need a stick to conduct, god damit I'm so good!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ltduOQO0L._SS500_.jpg)


Exactly the image in my head when I listen to RVW's Fantasia
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eptsVCnyL._SS500_.jpg)

The creepy Uncle.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cato on August 31, 2011, 04:09:02 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eptsVCnyL._SS500_.jpg)

The creepy Uncle.

"Hi there, little girl!  Would you like some ice cream?"   $:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 31, 2011, 04:12:23 AM
I would caption it: "Ladies!"

Watch this to get the right tone (Demitri Martin):
http://www.youtube.com/v/Kl48-eI7ETI
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 31, 2011, 04:16:23 AM
Quote from: Cato on August 31, 2011, 04:09:02 AM
"Hi there, little girl!  Would you like some ice cream?"   $:)
since I succeded with the Eleanor Rigby reference in another thread, this is more like the Stones' Spider to the Fly; "step right ahead and you're dead".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on August 31, 2011, 05:07:29 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ltduOQO0L._SS500_.jpg)


Exactly the image in my head when I listen to RVW's Fantasia

Looks like a rejected cover shot for a Hee Haw album!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on August 31, 2011, 05:10:43 AM
Quote from: Cato on August 30, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
Ask and ye shall receive!

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KGxvTSnp3Dw/SaR9V5DFonI/AAAAAAAAA1Y/uukLO1GUjDs/s320/orchestralworksiv.jpg)

Actually, I think his hair is on fire..and since he is Xenakis,  he likes it that way!

Looks more like he's underwater, as if some angry traditionalist threw him in the Aegean.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cato on August 31, 2011, 06:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 07:33:06 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ltduOQO0L._SS500_.jpg)


Exactly the image in my head when I listen to RVW's Fantasia

Is she wearing an artichoke?

Or is the artichoke wearing her?

The '60's and  '70's!  Nothing like 'em!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 07:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cato on August 31, 2011, 06:50:59 AM

The '60's and  '70's!  Nothing like 'em!!!

Ahhhhh!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 31, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eptsVCnyL._SS500_.jpg)

The creepy Uncle.

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you!


(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu82/Davnes007/emporer-throne.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 06:46:25 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eptsVCnyL._SS500_.jpg)

The creepy Uncle.

The guy on SNL who plays Vincent Price,... what's his name...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
I think I've mentioned that this is my fav album cover:

http://www.amazon.com/Aequalis-Martin-Davidovsky-Steiger-Chinary/dp/B0000030H3/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1314845241&sr=1-1

Can someone get the pic up please!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 31, 2011, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 06:49:09 PM
I think I've mentioned that this is my fav album cover:

http://www.amazon.com/Aequalis-Martin-Davidovsky-Steiger-Chinary/dp/B0000030H3/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1314845241&sr=1-1

Can someone get the pic up please!!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415HJC1EKAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)


I don't even know what to say.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 31, 2011, 07:29:36 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 30, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
[asin]B000001GQN[/asin]

I don't mind this one at all. The message it sends to me is that Herbie took the music seriously.


Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 03:55:43 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41eptsVCnyL._SS500_.jpg)

I am feelink zo fery Cherman at zis moment, ja?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 31, 2011, 07:30:08 PM
Quote from: AllegroVivace on August 30, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
Perhaps this calls for a separate thread, but I find it very difficult to be a fan of a conductor, any conductor... Unless you play in an orchestra, the conductor's real work (running rehearsals) is hidden from your view.

Well, you should be able to HEAR it....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 31, 2011, 07:29:36 PM
I don't mind this one at all. The message it sends to me is that Herbie took the music seriously.


I am feelink zo fery Cherman at zis moment, ja?

Plus, Karajan's hair is AWESOME!!! :-* AWESOME





The other guy does have the Dr. Strangelove look, ja!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on August 31, 2011, 07:49:13 PM
 Beethoven piano transcriptions? It would not be difficult, mein Fuhrer!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 31, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on August 31, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Plus, Karajan's hair is AWESOME!!! :-* AWESOME

I credit HvK for not having crazy "classical hair". We could run a long thread on the bizarre head-toppings of various conductors and musicians.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on August 31, 2011, 08:33:46 PM
Karajan's image in an alternate universe:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514w254AgCL._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 31, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 31, 2011, 08:23:43 PM
I credit HvK for not having crazy "classical hair". We could run a long thread on the bizarre head-toppings of various conductors and musicians.

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/cc/0e/17d5c060ada05d2c6bb2a110.L.jpg)

Sigiswald Kuijken doing Blue Steel
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 01, 2011, 01:39:26 AM
Tamas Vasary conducting the 4th symphony was my favourite part of that Vaughan Williams doco, but I couldn't help thinking he looked like one of the Three Stooges.

(http://pmpif.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pmp_vasary_featured-290x290.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on September 01, 2011, 04:11:45 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61A1FF1-mJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

80's New Wave star decides to have a go at classical music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 01, 2011, 07:13:13 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on August 31, 2011, 08:33:46 PM
Karajan's image in an alternate universe:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514w254AgCL._SS500_.jpg)
What!?  I like that. much better than all of those stupid ones with Karajan actually on the cover! >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 01, 2011, 09:47:52 AM
Quote from: DavidW on September 01, 2011, 07:13:13 AM
What!?  I like that. much better than all of those stupid ones with Karajan actually on the cover! >:D

You can like it all you want! Just DON'T make it your avatar anytime soon! ;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on September 01, 2011, 09:48:56 AM
What about blatant copycat covers?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NK6XcNqnL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41VnDaXIv1L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on September 01, 2011, 09:56:34 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FK1H5jSXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Looks like he just saw Bernstein in the building.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 01, 2011, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on September 01, 2011, 09:56:34 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FK1H5jSXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Looks like he just saw Bernstein in the building.

"take that Voldemort!" ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on September 01, 2011, 11:23:28 AM
Quote from: DavidW on September 01, 2011, 07:13:13 AM
What!?  I like that. much better than all of those stupid ones with Karajan actually on the cover! >:D

That's Rover, isn't it? I am not a number! I am a free man!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 01, 2011, 11:34:07 AM
Complain about Karajan all you want, but I find this series of Mravinsky covers downright scary!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MM2HAP59L._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4100XXQ34DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: karlhenning on September 01, 2011, 11:37:26 AM
The face in focus, but the neckwear all ablur? I see whaht you mean . . . .

; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 01, 2011, 05:48:43 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on September 01, 2011, 09:56:34 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FK1H5jSXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Electricians' motto: "ALWAYS turn the power off FIRST!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 01, 2011, 06:08:15 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 01, 2011, 11:34:07 AM
Complain about Karajan all you want, but I find this series of Mravinsky covers downright scary!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MM2HAP59L._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4100XXQ34DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Starring John Carradine as The Mummy!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Cato on September 01, 2011, 06:17:37 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 01, 2011, 06:08:15 PM
Starring John Carradine as The Mummy!

Almost what I thought!  (Boris Karloff came to mind!)

"The Nubian!"

"The ancient blood!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 01, 2011, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 01, 2011, 01:39:26 AM
Tamas Vasary conducting the 4th symphony was my favourite part of that Vaughan Williams doco, but I couldn't help thinking he looked like one of the Three Stooges.

(http://pmpif.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pmp_vasary_featured-290x290.jpg)

Sadly, this guy looks like my friend going through chemo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 01, 2011, 06:23:27 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 01, 2011, 06:20:23 PM
Sadly, this guy looks like my friend going through chemo.

Well, that's depressing :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 01, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 01, 2011, 11:34:07 AM
Complain about Karajan all you want, but I find this series of Mravinsky covers downright scary!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41MM2HAP59L._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4100XXQ34DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Is this what the Grim Reaper really looks like? :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 01, 2011, 09:56:26 PM
Scary but true - as opposed to Karajan's glitzy and faky - which I find far more scary.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 02, 2011, 01:20:07 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on September 01, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
Is this what the Grim Reaper really looks like? :D

Really looks like someone out of a NineInchNails video.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on September 02, 2011, 01:33:16 PM
err....

[asin]B005EVVESW[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 02, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on September 02, 2011, 01:33:16 PM
err....

[asin]B005EVVESW[/asin]

That doesn't really qualify for this thread.  The pictorial element isn't so bad.  It's the title concept that fails.  Although Rossini certainly knew his food...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 02, 2011, 08:04:14 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on September 02, 2011, 01:33:16 PM
err....

[asin]B005EVVESW[/asin]

LOL


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 02, 2011, 08:12:58 PM
.
[asin]B0053MFG1I[/asin]

Mr. K must not be a big fan of the first two symphonies.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 02, 2011, 09:17:03 PM
I hope Stevie Nicks is getting royalties for this one:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513UYEvCrSL._SS500_.jpg)


(http://blog.needsupply.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stevie-nicks-436x600.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 03, 2011, 06:23:29 AM
I like that cover as well Don jeez.  All of the genuinely bad ones are taken so you're just posting decent ones. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 03, 2011, 06:23:51 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on September 02, 2011, 01:33:16 PM
err....

[asin]B005EVVESW[/asin]

That is awesomely bad!!  Good find! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 06:29:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pEgfd3aHL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 03, 2011, 06:35:49 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 02, 2011, 08:12:58 PM
.
[asin]B0053MFG1I[/asin]

Mr. K must not be a big fan of the first two symphonies.
Why is this a bad cover? It seems rather contemplative to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on September 03, 2011, 06:42:16 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 06:29:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pEgfd3aHL._SS400_.jpg)

Yeah that looks like a five minute photoshop job! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 07:22:55 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 03, 2011, 06:35:49 AM
Why is this a bad cover? It seems rather contemplative to me.


It was more for his expression, he just looks upset at someone.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 03, 2011, 07:28:28 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 07:22:55 AM

It was more for his expression, he just looks upset at someone.

Right you are.  Almost like K is saying "Uggh, do I really have to record these first two?  I want to move on to the big guns."   ;) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on September 03, 2011, 07:29:01 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 01, 2011, 01:39:26 AM
Tamas Vasary conducting the 4th symphony was my favourite part of that Vaughan Williams doco, but I couldn't help thinking he looked like one of the Three Stooges.

(http://pmpif.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pmp_vasary_featured-290x290.jpg)

Of all the photos I have of him, this has to be the prettiest.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 03, 2011, 07:57:50 AM
(http://www.ivoryclassics.com/releases/70701/jackets/l.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 03, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 03, 2011, 07:57:50 AM
(http://www.ivoryclassics.com/releases/70701/jackets/l.jpg)

He's the Row-mantic master.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 03, 2011, 08:12:43 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on September 03, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
He's the Row-mantic master.

;D

You know, this wouldn't be such a terrible cover if he just wasn't wearing a tuxedo, but perhaps some sportsmen attire, and fishing hat.  And it was actually on a real lake or river, not just a fake photoshop image of a canoe on lake.   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulSC on September 03, 2011, 08:27:09 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 06:29:37 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pEgfd3aHL._SS400_.jpg)
Yes, a bad cover. And in this case, you can safely judge the disc by the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 08:27:28 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jUgtOMmfL._SS400_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iD9DPX-vL._SS400_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418mhD7mVYL._SS500_.jpg)


I'm having too much fun with this thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on September 03, 2011, 10:34:09 AM
These last three are like in those boxing films, where the protagonist delivers a one-two punch, and then some kind of uppercut at the end, launching the primary antagonist into the air to win the big fight. And this is EMI and Profil and, er...

EMI and Profil!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 03, 2011, 10:37:45 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 03, 2011, 07:57:50 AM
(http://www.ivoryclassics.com/releases/70701/jackets/l.jpg)
They must have mistaken the Nocturnes for Barcarolles.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 03, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on September 03, 2011, 08:02:46 AM
He's the Row-mantic master.

*diiiieeeessss*

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 03, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Quote from: DavidW on September 03, 2011, 06:23:29 AM
I like that cover as well Don jeez.

You must be kidding.

QuoteAll of the genuinely bad ones are taken so you're just posting decent ones. :D

You must be kidding.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on September 03, 2011, 09:57:15 PM
QuoteHe's the Row-mantic master

yeah, that extr-oar-dinary piano music is soo my-steer-rious ...

QuoteThey must have mistaken the Nocturnes for Barcarolles.

- or perhaps it is a rather sentimental recording of the Raindrop Prelude ??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 04, 2011, 06:07:05 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 08:27:28 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jUgtOMmfL._SS400_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iD9DPX-vL._SS400_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418mhD7mVYL._SS500_.jpg)


I'm having too much fun with this thread.

:o :o :o

I'm having moooooore fun!! Yes, this is lots of funny!! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 04, 2011, 06:10:14 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 03, 2011, 08:27:28 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jUgtOMmfL._SS400_.jpg)

(http://gordonandthewhale.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/x-men-origins-wolverine-450x337.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 02, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
That doesn't really qualify for this thread.  The pictorial element isn't so bad.  It's the title concept that fails.  Although Rossini certainly knew his food...

There are probably hundreds of such themed collections. Australian Eloquence, to their lasting shame, put out a series of "Aromatherapy" collections.


Quote from: ChamberNut on September 03, 2011, 07:57:50 AM
(http://www.ivoryclassics.com/releases/70701/jackets/l.jpg)

Up a certain creek...


I didn't think the last ones GSMoeller posted were so bad - not compared to this:

[ASIN]B002BAODUU[/ASIN]

ANTHEMS FOR THE GAYEST TIMES OF YOUR LIFE!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on September 04, 2011, 04:06:41 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 04:00:21 PM
[ASIN]B002BAODUU[/ASIN]

Looks pretty good to me. What it has to do with the music is questionable.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: Coco on September 04, 2011, 04:06:41 PM
Looks pretty good to me. What it has to do with the music is questionable.

You don't think there's anything suspicious about this super-muscular oiled-up chap with silver body paint?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 04, 2011, 05:51:42 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 05:44:59 PM
You don't think there's anything suspicious about this super-muscular oiled-up chap with silver body paint?

Maybe he's Romeo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on September 04, 2011, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 04, 2011, 05:51:42 PM
Maybe he's Romeo.

As long as he's not Cinderella.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 08:20:48 PM

"How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy!" - Milhouse Van Houten
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 04, 2011, 08:30:41 PM
This one:

[asin]B002LTJ2XY[/asin]

Not very creative and almost as bad as Spinal Tap's infamous black album cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Looks fine to me.


This one has some doozies, though the cover for Abbado in Mozart's Requiem looks fine to me.
http://gramilano.com/2011/04/worst-classical-music-album-covers-ever/

(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-05.jpg)
UUUuuuuurrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!


(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-10.jpg)
UUUuuuuurrrrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!


(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-18.jpg)
What.


(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-16.jpg)
WTF?


(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-22.jpg) (http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-17.jpg)

(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-11.jpg) (http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-03.jpg)


This one is not bad so much as irrelevant - plus makes my arteries ache:
(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-07.jpg)



ALSO: Pretty much everything Westminster Gold put out.

http://www.westminstergold.com/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 04, 2011, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
Looks fine to me.

It doesn't to me, that's why I pointed it out. Looks like people in the marketing department went to sleep behind the wheel. Zero creativity. Let's just put letters on a black backdrop and call it a day. Bloody brilliant!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 04, 2011, 09:02:21 PM
MI, that's part of a series of Philharmonia recordings all based on that concept. That is the only black background in the series, so I don't think it's bad because I come from the point of view of having already purchased the green and blue volumes.  :D

Now, this:
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 08:55:13 PM
(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-03.jpg)

Initially I thought, "Hey, now, that's not bad."

...then I saw the dog.
;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 04, 2011, 09:03:25 PM
I am also concerned about the child-sized man in the bottom left...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover142.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover147.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album12/cover125.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album12/cover126.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album11/cover112.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album10/cover101.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album10/cover109.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album9/cover95.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album9/cover99.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album6/covers61.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album5/covers53.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album5/covers55.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album4/cover45.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album4/cover46.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album2/cencic.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album2/strausswindensemble.jpg) (http://bp1.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/RsckouZSkiI/AAAAAAAAADo/ekEEmB-pHOQ/s200/larastjohn.jpg) (http://bp3.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/Rsck3OZSkkI/AAAAAAAAAD4/KViGrl0w8cE/s200/maazelstraussspace.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer52.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer12.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover141.jpg) (http://toomanytristans.blogspot.com/search/label/Greatest%20Classical%20CD%20Covers%20EVER)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 04, 2011, 10:01:34 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover141.jpg)[/url]
Some of those are just really strange, but I actually like this one (with Stravinsky and MTT). The caricatures are well done. Makes me smile.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 04, 2011, 10:01:34 PM
Some of those are just really strange, but I actually like this one (with Stravinsky and MTT). The caricatures are well done. Makes me smile.

Fair enough. I think it makes them look like utter tools. And the whole thing has a lurid nightmare feel. Fear and Loathing in San Francisco LA!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 04, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
Fair enough. I think it makes them look like utter tools. And the whole thing has a lurid nightmare feel. Fear and Loathing in San Francisco!
I think the absurdity of it is a factor in its favor. But I can see how you might not like it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on September 04, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 08:55:13 PM

(http://gramilano.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Worst-Covers-16.jpg)
WTF?

I'd totally dig a 'black Rambo' staging of Parsifal like that! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 11:37:57 PM
Quote from: Renfield on September 04, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
I'd totally dig a 'black Rambo' staging of Parsifal like that! ;D

Erm, I think it would be more like Tom of Finland.  :-\

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on September 04, 2011, 11:39:07 PM
Quote from: Renfield on September 04, 2011, 11:26:58 PM
I'd totally dig a 'black Rambo' staging of Parsifal like that! ;D

... to be followed by the "Bruce Lee" staging...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on September 05, 2011, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on September 04, 2011, 08:30:41 PM
This one:

[asin]B002LTJ2XY[/asin]

Not very creative and almost as bad as Spinal Tap's infamous black album cover.

It's simple. I don't mind it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 05, 2011, 06:23:09 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 04, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
I think the absurdity of it is a factor in its favor. But I can see how you might not like it.

I like that cover too. Now, this:

Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM
(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album9/cover99.jpg)

WHAT
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 05, 2011, 06:23:45 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM


(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album2/strausswindensemble.jpg)(http://bp1.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/RsckouZSkiI/AAAAAAAAADo/ekEEmB-pHOQ/s200/larastjohn.jpg)
(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer12.jpg)

Love the battle of the conductors!
Hello, Ms. St John!
And I own that Bach album! Bought it for my wife while she was pregnant, which is odd because I could have just made her the same compilation with my own library  :-\.


Here's one that is puzzling, I'll be shocked, shocked if it gets positive remarks  :o :)  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MFGKDxxtL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on September 05, 2011, 06:29:34 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 05, 2011, 06:23:45 AM
Here's one that is puzzling, I'll be shocked, shocked if it gets positive remarks  :o :)  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MFGKDxxtL._SS500_.jpg)

I've seen that series — he looks like he's having a tantrum. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on September 05, 2011, 06:33:37 AM
Quote from: Coco on September 05, 2011, 06:29:34 AM
I've seen that series — he looks like he's having a tantrum. :D

You have to admire his torso control during a tantrum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 05, 2011, 06:34:52 AM
Quote from: springrite on September 05, 2011, 06:33:37 AM
You have to admire his torso control during a tantrum.

He's very well-balanced, you're correct.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 05, 2011, 06:40:05 AM
Every time I see this cover, it reminds me of one of the old, original covers for Stephen King's first set of short stories 'Night Shift'.   :D

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/Rsck3OZSkkI/AAAAAAAAAD4/KViGrl0w8cE/s200/maazelstraussspace.jpg)

(http://retrobookshop.com/images/products/detail/103575.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 05, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover142.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover147.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album12/cover125.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album12/cover126.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album11/cover112.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album10/cover101.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album10/cover109.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album9/cover95.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album9/cover99.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album6/covers61.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album5/covers53.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album5/covers55.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album4/cover45.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album4/cover46.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album2/cencic.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album2/strausswindensemble.jpg) (http://bp1.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/RsckouZSkiI/AAAAAAAAADo/ekEEmB-pHOQ/s200/larastjohn.jpg) (http://bp3.blogger.com/_j6tJqjGiGDs/Rsck3OZSkkI/AAAAAAAAAD4/KViGrl0w8cE/s200/maazelstraussspace.jpg)

(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer52.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer12.jpg) (http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover141.jpg) (http://toomanytristans.blogspot.com/search/label/Greatest%20Classical%20CD%20Covers%20EVER)

You need to have a lawn sale!!! :o

The Lara St. John cover is definitely The Worst. I remember when that came out. And also that Parsifal. There waaas a time in the'90s...I think this is when they were actively seeking the gay bucks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on September 05, 2011, 07:31:04 AM
Some incredible stuff here, thanks !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 05, 2011, 07:31:32 AM
I love the Richard Strauss cover where the old Richard Strauss is pointing to the young Richard. 'Hey, look how handsome I was when I was a young man.  The ladies really loved my curly hair, you know?  Dah!   ;D

Still trying to figure out what 'Fat Albert' has to do with Strauss' Four Last Songs?   ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on September 05, 2011, 07:32:53 AM
Quote from: springrite on September 05, 2011, 06:33:37 AM
You have to admire his torso control during a tantrum.

I can imagine he's yelling at a bunch of non-plussed movers: "No, no, NO — the single chair was supposed to go over HERE"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 05, 2011, 07:56:11 AM
Quote from: Coco on September 05, 2011, 06:29:34 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MFGKDxxtL._SS500_.jpg)

I've seen that series — he looks like he's having a tantrum. :D

I get a different feeling: he was a "special" child, grown now but of course still living with his parents who indulge his conductorial fantasies.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 05, 2011, 07:59:00 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM
(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album10/cover109.jpg)

That may be the most puzzling cover I've ever seen. Not only is the picture nonsensical, but what the hell is a golden flute of life???  :D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on September 05, 2011, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock
That may be the most puzzling cover I've ever seen. Not only is the picture nonsensical, but what the hell is a golden flute of life???  :D

Sarge

This doesn't even look like an authorized recording. Doesn't even say what company produced it. If you're gonna create a fake CD, at least make up some recording company name to make it look legit, right?  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 05, 2011, 12:14:27 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 04, 2011, 09:32:57 PM(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/album14/cover141.jpg)


I don't mind this one either. Not a bad cover at all. I like the drawings. It's at least tasteful and doesn't use sex as a selling point.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 05, 2011, 08:00:37 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 05, 2011, 07:31:32 AM
Still trying to figure out what 'Fat Albert' has to do with Strauss' Four Last Songs?   ???

I'm not sure, but I think the blog I took this from may have sometimes posted a made-up cover at the end of some of the entries. But I thought this one was too good not to include...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 05, 2011, 08:31:02 PM
I have the Daniel Hope CD.  The cover ties in with the album's concept, and there's a follow up photo inside to make the relationship clearer.  In isolation, the photo may look nonsensical, but in context it's rather appropriate.

All of that Opera D'oro series has very strange cover art, and it seems to relate to the actual opera only by sheer chance. 

And Placido trying to look very spiritual has a frisson all its own.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on September 06, 2011, 01:24:35 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 05, 2011, 08:31:02 PM
And Placido trying to look very spiritual has a frisson all its own.


With the Pope watching in the background, I can't blame him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on September 24, 2011, 01:00:47 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ve0XFHViL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on September 24, 2011, 02:22:55 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on September 24, 2011, 01:00:47 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ve0XFHViL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Heavy Classix, no kidding.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on September 25, 2011, 04:24:05 AM
Doing a little Kagel-searching on Amazon just now, found this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eaB04z6NL._SS400_.jpg)

High-serious repertoire on this disc includes Kagel, Tormis, Kokkonen, Penderecki, Schoenberg, Reger and others....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 30, 2011, 06:52:40 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41241WAJQ6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

And don't you give me any rubbish about "a tastefully done" photograph. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on September 30, 2011, 12:26:21 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on September 30, 2011, 06:52:40 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41241WAJQ6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

And don't you give me any rubbish about "a tastefully done" photograph. ;D

The picture is of course stupid. But the "comforting music" part disgusts me even more. So many undereducated people out there think of classical music as nothing but white noise.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 30, 2011, 12:27:12 PM
There is just something very wrong with this one...
(http://www.mdt.co.uk/public/pictures/products/standard/0300259BC.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
Quote from: Sandra on September 30, 2011, 12:26:21 PM
The picture is of course stupid. But the "comforting music" part disgusts me even more. So many undereducated people out there think of classical music as nothing but white noise.

Yes Sandra.  That really, really annoys me too.  I'll be talking to a stranger, or a new friend, and mention that I love classical music, and am very passionate about it.  They will respond with something like:  "Oh, I love classical music too.  I often have it in the background when I'm cooking in the kitchen, or when I need to relax or meditate."

People just do not understand that classical music encompasses everything in music.  Everything!  My ex-wife used to say:  "Well, I like classical music sometimes, but sometimes I just need something more energetic, with more beat and rhythm."   ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on September 30, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
My ex-wife used to say:  "Well, I like classical music sometimes, but sometimes I just need something more energetic, with more beat and rhythm."   ::)

Is that the reason why she's your EX-wife now?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 30, 2011, 01:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sandra on September 30, 2011, 12:58:42 PM
Is that the reason why she's your EX-wife now?  ;D

:D  No.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 30, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
My ex-wife used to say:  "Well, I like classical music sometimes, but sometimes I just need something more energetic, with more beat and rhythm."   ::)

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- I have friends like that too. Just get a bloody metronome if you insist it be accompanied by a click-track >:D It's especially rotten because if it wasn't for this drum-tapping fetish pop has given people, several of those friends would probably really like the music. Everything in their pop tastes hit towards things that classical could do better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 30, 2011, 09:00:56 PM
Fast draw showdown...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41wV%2BriiiEL._SS400_.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on September 30, 2011, 09:13:42 PM
Eek, he looks like he's wearing his girlfriend's clothes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 30, 2011, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Pettersson on September 30, 2011, 09:13:42 PM
Eek, he looks like he's wearing his girlfriend's clothes.

Thooper!! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 01, 2011, 03:07:27 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
People just do not understand that classical music encompasses everything in music.  Everything!  My ex-wife used to say:  "Well, I like classical music sometimes, but sometimes I just need something more energetic, with more beat and rhythm."   ::)

Well, not perhaps everything but a lot nevertheless. While classical music can be extremely energetic, it only has certain ways to be that. tracks by The Prodigy (just one example) are energetic in ways I have never encountered with classical music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 01, 2011, 04:44:46 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
"Well, I like classical music sometimes, but sometimes I just need something more energetic, with more beat and rhythm."   ::)

"I've got your beat right here!" *smack* ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 01, 2011, 05:22:50 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 30, 2011, 12:48:07 PM
People just do not understand that classical music encompasses everything in music.  Everything!

Surely you don't seriously mean that  :o Classical music might touch on elements found in other musics--and vice versa--but it hardly replicates them all in their unique combinations. We wouldn't even be able to intelligently discuss different styles and genres if they were in reality all subsumed by some overarching, all-encompassing music. But we know that significant differences do exist, that each genre has its own history, sources, expectations, instrumentation, and emphases.

Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Pettersson on September 30, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- I have friends like that too. Just get a bloody metronome if you insist it be accompanied by a click-track >:D It's especially rotten because if it wasn't for this drum-tapping fetish pop has given people, several of those friends would probably really like the music. Everything in their pop tastes hit towards things that classical could do better.

That's quite presumptuous. Why do you assume pop has given people a "drum-tapping fetish," when percussion forms a key element in numerous musical styles, both classical/courtly and popular, across geography and history? Western classical music is, if anything, an odd man out for largely jettisoning constant percussion accompaniment.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on October 01, 2011, 05:52:19 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but somehow I find this cover unnecessarily disturbing;

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/HaydnBruggen90_92cover.jpg)

Wonder what that's about? :-\

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 01, 2011, 06:08:24 AM
Maybe they were channeling Grace Jones?

(http://paris-la.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/grace-jones-slave-to-the-rhyt-18664-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 01, 2011, 06:09:03 AM
Quote from: Gurnatron5500 on October 01, 2011, 05:52:19 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but somehow I find this cover unnecessarily disturbing;

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/HaydnBruggen90_92cover.jpg)

Wonder what that's about? :-\

8)

Haydn dimultisected, after a cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on October 01, 2011, 06:22:39 AM
Quote from: Coco on October 01, 2011, 06:08:24 AM
Maybe they were channeling Grace Jones?

(http://paris-la.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/grace-jones-slave-to-the-rhyt-18664-1.jpg)

Yikes! :o :o  Grace can be disturbing even without the artsy stuff!    :-X

Quote from: Opus106 on October 01, 2011, 06:09:03 AM
Haydn dimultisected, after a cup of coffee.

Well, I'm down with the coffee part of the equation anyway... :)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on October 01, 2011, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 01, 2011, 05:22:50 AM
That's quite presumptuous. Why do you assume pop has given people a "drum-tapping fetish," when percussion forms a key element in numerous musical styles, both classical/courtly and popular, across geography and history? Western classical music is, if anything, an odd man out for largely jettisoning constant percussion accompaniment.

Drums may be nice, but if you require them even to enjoy music then it's a sign of laziness. It's the same as people who whine about "boring instrumental music".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 01, 2011, 08:04:23 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Pettersson on October 01, 2011, 04:15:05 PM
Drums may be nice, but if you require them even to enjoy music then it's a sign of laziness. It's the same as people who whine about "boring instrumental music".

Theme from 'A Man & A Woman' ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on October 01, 2011, 08:16:32 PM
I'd argue it's simply a clash of paradigms, rather than inherently a lack of listener sophistication.

Consider how we (broadly speaking) apply our own musical norms to much of pop music, when we decide we dislike it. For a classical listener, structural and harmonic sophistication is paramount. For a pop listener, it's not a primary concern - tunes are.

Invention is a mark of good music that carries over between most (all?) genres; but otherwise, of course someone with pop-musical criteria, who wants music to grab them by its sheer élan, will enjoy classical music as - at best - a benign anaesthetic.

Edit: To elaborate that point a little, I mean that they will enjoy 'light' classical, and won't listen at all to the rest.


I wouldn't call them stupid or lazy, though. :)

I don't call people who don't worry about things like metaphysics and formal semantics stupid or lazy, even if I could make a pretty convincing case for why it's more 'sophisticated' to worry about them - but not to want to do so, which is often the real issue.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 01, 2011, 08:19:31 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Pettersson on October 01, 2011, 04:15:05 PM
Drums may be nice, but if you require them even to enjoy music then it's a sign of laziness. It's the same as people who whine about "boring instrumental music".

Yes. And even the simplest classical music has more "rhythm" than most pop music that is supposedly more rhythmic — but if there isn't a constant thud behind every gesture then it's "rhythmless".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 02, 2011, 05:33:45 AM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevich Pettersson on October 01, 2011, 04:15:05 PM
Drums may be nice, but if you require them even to enjoy music then it's a sign of laziness. It's the same as people who whine about "boring instrumental music".

I would posit rather that percussion (or at least percussiveness or a very prominent beat) satisfies a widespread, deeply rooted musical desire across time and cultures. It is surely no coincidence that these things feature so prominently in so many diverse musics--and in the most (literally) popular musical forms.

Along the same lines, song is another deeply rooted musical fundamental: look at classical music's harmonic ancestry in a cappella religious chant and song. Vocal music was granted primacy of status in the Baroque as well. It's hardly lazy for people to desire to hear (and join in with) the human voice.

Quote from: Coco on October 01, 2011, 08:19:31 PM
Yes. And even the simplest classical music has more "rhythm" than most pop music that is supposedly more rhythmic — but if there isn't a constant thud behind every gesture then it's "rhythmless".

How do you mean "more rhythm"? The vast majority of both classical and pop music has fixed rhythms. Ad libitum sections are comparatively rare. Your average baroque piece chugs along at a steady tempo in one time signature. How is that more rhythmic than your typical Western pop song? And of course, you can find rock/pop songs in shifting meters, using hemiola and other metrical "tricks." If you broaden "pop music" to include jazz (questionable in its current incarnation, but some do), then odd meters and polyrhythms become relatively common.

And then if you use "popular music" in the broadest sense of non-scholarly, unwritten music of the people:

http://www.youtube.com/v/He4qVF-AZxQhttp://www.youtube.com/v/9btCyYdsVSEhttp://www.youtube.com/v/p6cByvRheZw
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: chasmaniac on October 02, 2011, 05:58:25 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 02, 2011, 05:33:45 AM
I would posit rather that percussion (or at least percussiveness or a very prominent beat) satisfies a widespread, deeply rooted musical desire across time and cultures. It is surely no coincidence that these things feature so prominently in so many diverse musics--and in the most (literally) popular musical forms.

Along the same lines, song is another deeply rooted musical fundamental: look at classical music's harmonic ancestry in a cappella religious chant and song. Vocal music was granted primacy of status in the Baroque as well. It's hardly lazy for people to desire to hear (and join in with) the human voice.

How do you mean "more rhythm"? The vast majority of both classical and pop music has fixed rhythms. Ad libitum sections are comparatively rare. Your average baroque piece chugs along at a steady tempo in one time signature. How is that more rhythmic than your typical Western pop song? And of course, you can find rock/pop songs in shifting meters, using hemiola and other metrical "tricks." If you broaden "pop music" to include jazz (questionable in its current incarnation, but some do), then odd meters and polyrhythms become relatively common.

And then if you use "popular music" in the broadest sense of non-scholarly, unwritten music of the people:

http://www.youtube.com/v/He4qVF-AZxQhttp://www.youtube.com/v/9btCyYdsVSEhttp://www.youtube.com/v/p6cByvRheZw

+1. Gimme some Elvin Jones, baby!

Graz, you're the most indefatigably sensible forumite I've ever come across.  :)

Now, what d'y'all say about the plague of chest-beating among classical music fans? Harumph!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 02, 2011, 06:03:44 AM
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[asin]B00006EXJB[/asin]

the forest God, known as Paavo Jarvi, is afraid this thread is in danger of losing it's humor, don't force him to turn and look at you  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 02, 2011, 06:04:22 AM
Quote from: Renfield on October 01, 2011, 08:16:32 PM
I'd argue it's simply a clash of paradigms, rather than inherently a lack of listener sophistication.

Consider how we (broadly speaking) apply our own musical norms to much of pop music, when we decide we dislike it. For a classical listener, structural and harmonic sophistication is paramount. For a pop listener, it's not a primary concern - tunes are.

Invention is a mark of good music that carries over between most (all?) genres; but otherwise, of course someone with pop-musical criteria, who wants music to grab them by its sheer élan, will enjoy classical music as - at best - a benign anaesthetic.

Edit: To elaborate that point a little, I mean that they will enjoy 'light' classical, and won't listen at all to the rest.


I wouldn't call them stupid or lazy, though. :)

I don't call people who don't worry about things like metaphysics and formal semantics stupid or lazy, even if I could make a pretty convincing case for why it's more 'sophisticated' to worry about them - but not to want to do so, which is often the real issue.

Well said. I do wonder about the sentence I bolded above. We like to think that's case, but is it? How many classical listeners are cognizant of and can articulate the structures they're exposed to in the music? How many could tell you what a C chord is, let alone perceive and explain the procedures a piece uses to modulate? How many "merely" enjoy the melodies or the drama or the sounds of an orchestra or a piano?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 02, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 02, 2011, 06:04:22 AM
Well said. I do wonder about the sentence I bolded above. We like to think that's case, but is it? How many classical listeners are cognizant of and can articulate the structures they're exposed to in the music? How many could tell you what a C chord is, let alone perceive and explain the procedures a piece uses to modulate? How many "merely" enjoy the melodies or the drama or the sounds of an orchestra or a piano?

Being able to enjoy the structure and harmonic depth of a piece does not require in-depth knowledge.   You don't need to know  that composer x is modulating into a distant key via a diminished seventh followed by a minor fourth and then restating the second subject in the new key as a canon in augmentation*  because your ears are telling you in their own way what the music is doing.  If it where otherwise, we wouldn't need recordings or live performances; we'd just need copies of the full score.  But it is that structural and harmonic depth that makes 'classical' music what it is.  Melody and beat are important, but ultimately they serve the structure and harmony, not vice versa.

Whereas pop music's focus lies on the melody.  There can be structural and harmonic depth--except that the commercial pressures seem to continually suppress it--but the key always seems to be melody, which was after all the original germ of human music making.  A popular "pop" song seems to always have a recognizable melody from the very first bar, and focuses on that melody.
I'd say the beat is important but not as important as melody.  (And often enough "light' classics are popular because people hook onto their melodies).

*example made up as I typed this.  And honestly, if I were sitting in a concert hall, I probably wouldn't be able to identify a diminished seventh or minor fourth, or know if the canon I was hearing was in augmentation or diminution, if my life depended on it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on October 02, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
I think the argument was that for many listeners pre-recorded, repetitive drum beats are more than satisfactory as the most prominent feature of the music they like. For us (classical music lovers), it's intolerable. We require more sophistication and creativity in the music we enjoy. If admitting this makes us elitists, then so be it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on October 02, 2011, 06:33:16 PM
But as you no doubt know, you can actually do pretty sophisticated things with a repetitive beat. And even the pop-like overbearing pre-recorded beats are often derived from electronica, where they can be part of fairly sophisticated counterpoint.

(Not Bach-sophisticated, but sophisticated.)


Point being, it's not the beat, it's how you use it. Though I grant you that uncreative use of drum beats is just that: uncreative.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 02, 2011, 07:21:44 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pLLg9JPbL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on October 02, 2011, 07:23:42 PM
Greg trying to Paavojärvi us back on topic... ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 02, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
 
Quote from: Renfield on October 02, 2011, 07:23:42 PM
Greg trying to Paavojärvi us back on topic... ;D

Don't get me wrong, it's actually an interesting conversation you are all having, I'm just having fun...so is Paavo.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on October 02, 2011, 07:29:26 PM
Look, I am far more handsome than Dad!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 02, 2011, 08:06:40 PM
Antoine posted this in a comment on the Purchases Today thread, but I think it deserves a place here
(http://image.allmusic.com/00/acg/cov200/cm200/m258/m25845nmgoh.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 03, 2011, 04:45:59 AM
Quote from: Sandra on October 02, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
I think the argument was that for many listeners pre-recorded, repetitive drum beats are more than satisfactory as the most prominent feature of the music they like. For us (classical music lovers), it's intolerable. We require more sophistication and creativity in the music we enjoy. If admitting this makes us elitists, then so be it.

You're not in a position to speak for all of us. You're certainly not speaking for me, a hardcore classical music fan for many years.

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 02, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
Being able to enjoy the structure and harmonic depth of a piece does not require in-depth knowledge.   You don't need to know  that composer x is modulating into a distant key via a diminished seventh followed by a minor fourth and then restating the second subject in the new key as a canon in augmentation*  because your ears are telling you in their own way what the music is doing.  If it where otherwise, we wouldn't need recordings or live performances; we'd just need copies of the full score.  But it is that structural and harmonic depth that makes 'classical' music what it is.  Melody and beat are important, but ultimately they serve the structure and harmony, not vice versa.

My signature speaks to the sentence I bolded above. If someone can't consciously recognize and articulate those details, it remains to be seen whether or not he or she is really picking up on them, even subconsciously, and whether he or she understands their import, cleverness, or originality.

I'm not saying one must be a musicologist or musician to enjoy classical music, but precisely because music can be complex and sophisticated, it's dangerous to assume that just listening, without knowing specifically what to listen for, will tell the whole story. It's one thing to enjoy, another to really hear and understand.

Ask your average person to step outside for a few minutes with their eyes closed. Then ask them what they heard. Provided they were even paying attention and not daydreaming, they may say, "I heard some birds and a plane." A skilled birder is going to be able to catalog by sound alone all the audible species heard during the experiment, and suggest what the birds were likely doing. An aviation enthusiast might be able to tell you the general type of plane and approximate airspeed and altitude. It all depends on if a) they're paying attention b) they've trained themselves to notice certain things and c) they can articulate them. Because of their interests and focuses, their emotional reactions are likely to be different, too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Renfield on October 03, 2011, 06:52:33 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 03, 2011, 04:45:59 AM
Ask your average person to step outside for a few minutes with their eyes closed. Then ask them what they heard. Provided they were even paying attention and not daydreaming, they may say, "I heard some birds and a plane." A skilled birder is going to be able to catalog by sound alone all the audible species heard during the experiment, and suggest what the birds were likely doing. An aviation enthusiast might be able to tell you the general type of plane and approximate airspeed and altitude. It all depends on if a) they're paying attention b) they've trained themselves to notice certain things and c) they can articulate them. Because of their interests and focuses, their emotional reactions are likely to be different, too.

This is a very persuasive argument, that requires some effort on my part to contest.

But I will anyway, as I've a strong feeling that what Jeffrey is saying (and I'd also posit) may have substance: namely, that our subconscious, intuitive capacity to grasp structure may outstrip our conscious ability to codify and express it.

(In which case we may well notice sophistication, even in terms of its form, but not be able to describe it.)

However, I cannot but grant you that (self-)consciously codified acquaintance with a given structure, as in the examples you provide, may qualitatively alter one's experience of that structure. There's certainly experimental evidence backing this. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 03, 2011, 09:55:34 AM
Quote from: Renfield on October 03, 2011, 06:52:33 AM
This is a very persuasive argument, that requires some effort on my part to contest.

But I will anyway, as I've a strong feeling that what Jeffrey is saying (and I'd also posit) may have substance: namely, that our subconscious, intuitive capacity to grasp structure may outstrip our conscious ability to codify and express it.

(In which case we may well notice sophistication, even in terms of its form, but not be able to describe it.)

However, I cannot but grant you that (self-)consciously codified acquaintance with a given structure, as in the examples you provide, may qualitatively alter one's experience of that structure. There's certainly experimental evidence backing this. :)

I was wondering about the same possibility. We process stimuli all the time without necessarily being aware of them consciously or being able to conceptualize/verbalize them. The heart knows things the mind doesn't, so to speak. And, to stay with the example of music, I know from experience that once you become cognizant, through practice, of certain musical elements or devices, you start to note them with less and less conscious effort, processing them rather matter-of-factly, just as you process the feeling of the pull of gravity. (I know also from experience how easy it is to miss things in music unless you've been trained to pick them out.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on October 04, 2011, 12:05:04 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 03, 2011, 04:45:59 AM
You're not in a position to speak for all of us.

Your distasteful tone aside, why waste an entire sentence like this? How could I, or anyone else, possibly be "in a position" to speak for everyone?

I don't need your consent to make a point that those who love classical music would find music based on synthesizer drum beats (house, techno, etc) a bit more unpalatable.

It's really hard to understand why some people find it so easy to be rude on the internet. Would you really respond like that to people you were having a discussion with around a dinner table?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 04, 2011, 04:15:44 AM
Quote from: Sandra on October 04, 2011, 12:05:04 AM
Your distasteful tone aside, why waste an entire sentence like this? How could I, or anyone else, possibly be "in a position" to speak for everyone?

Because that's exactly what you tried to do:

"For us (classical music lovers), it's intolerable. We require more sophistication and creativity in the music we enjoy. If admitting this makes us elitists, then so be it."

Quote
I don't need your consent to make a point that those who love classical music would find music based on synthesizer drum beats (house, techno, etc) a bit more unpalatable.

You have changed the point you made: "intolerable" is now "a bit more unpalatable."

Quote
It's really hard to understand why some people find it so easy to be rude on the internet. Would you really respond like that to people you were having a discussion with around a dinner table?

I was not being rude, and I'm sorry if you interpreted it that way. On the contrary, I found your statement to be rude, snobby, and inconsiderate of people who like other things in music than you and of classical music fans: we are not all snobs, we do not all hold the sames views on music, we do not all happily consider ourselves elitists.

When making such statements, it would be more respectful to speak for yourself only.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 04, 2011, 05:24:34 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 02, 2011, 08:06:40 PM
Antoine posted this in a comment on the Purchases Today thread, but I think it deserves a place here
(http://image.allmusic.com/00/acg/cov200/cm200/m258/m25845nmgoh.jpg)

Reminds me a bit of

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppe_Arcimboldo
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 04, 2011, 05:06:34 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TFMZ-3rRL._SS400_.jpg)


"I love you, Antonin."
"I love you too, Nikolaus."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 04, 2011, 05:08:58 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zIv0AYj5L._SS400_.jpg)


"Don't move Nikolaus, I can see it, it's right at the tip of your nose."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 04, 2011, 05:13:07 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ib43BVc8L._SS400_.jpg)


"Shhh, Nikolaus, don't tell them I'm here."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 04, 2011, 05:17:23 PM
 :P

Yeah, Greg, those are some bad looking covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 04, 2011, 05:20:25 PM
another one in that vein (not sure if this has been done already)

(http://www.urtextonline.com/images/cHAVEZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 04, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Coco on October 04, 2011, 05:20:25 PM
another one in that vein (not sure if this has been done already)

(http://www.urtextonline.com/images/cHAVEZ.jpg)

Man on the right, lookout for the cactus!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on October 04, 2011, 10:48:10 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 04, 2011, 04:15:44 AM
Because that's exactly what you tried to do:

"For us (classical music lovers), it's intolerable. We require more sophistication and creativity in the music we enjoy. If admitting this makes us elitists, then so be it."


People generally don't speak in absolutist terms. If someone says something like "the people in Mexico like to eat tacos", would you hurry to tell her that she is not in a position to speak for all Mexicans? Do you think anyone would be stupid enough to make such a statement thinking a full one hundred percent of the population of Mexico likes to eat tacos?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 05, 2011, 04:17:48 AM
Quote from: Sandra on October 04, 2011, 10:48:10 PM
People generally don't speak in absolutist terms. If someone says something like "the people in Mexico like to eat tacos", would you hurry to tell her that she is not in a position to speak for all Mexicans? Do you think anyone would be stupid enough to make such a statement thinking a full one hundred percent of the population of Mexico likes to eat tacos?

If I knew such a statement to be both false/misleading and inflammatory or derisive, yes, I would speak up. Particularly if I was one of the people being misrepresented by the statement.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on October 05, 2011, 04:21:50 AM
Quote from: Sandra on October 04, 2011, 10:48:10 PM
People generally don't speak in absolutist terms. If someone says something like "the people in Mexico like to eat tacos", would you hurry to tell her that she is not in a position to speak for all Mexicans? Do you think anyone would be stupid enough to make such a statement thinking a full one hundred percent of the population of Mexico likes to eat tacos?
What!?!?!?!?! Mexicans don't like tacos?!?!?!?  :P >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 05, 2011, 08:31:59 PM
Quote from: Coco on October 04, 2011, 05:20:25 PM
another one in that vein (not sure if this has been done already)

(http://www.urtextonline.com/images/cHAVEZ.jpg)

I have that one. The picture of Chavez is superimposed onto the picture of the group. What is up with that?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 05, 2011, 08:33:02 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on October 05, 2011, 08:31:59 PM
I have that one. The picture of Chavez is superimposed onto the picture of the group. What is up with that?

Chavez missed the photo-shoot?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2011, 09:36:28 PM
"...ninety-nine red balloons go by..."


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mf-dUBwKL._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 06, 2011, 05:57:50 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 05, 2011, 08:33:02 PM
Chavez missed the photo-shoot?

By what, thirty years, haha?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 06, 2011, 10:14:55 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2011, 09:36:28 PM
"...ninety-nine red balloons go by..."


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mf-dUBwKL._SS500_.jpg)

Actually, it looks like one really big balloon is about to come down and crush that poor person who's just minding their own business.

BTW--what was the orchestra? Or did Kubelik play all the instruments by himself?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 06, 2011, 10:22:26 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 06, 2011, 10:14:55 AM

BTW--what was the orchestra? Or did Kubelik play all the instruments by himself?


It's a combination of hums and whistles.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 06, 2011, 05:56:15 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 06, 2011, 10:14:55 AM
Actually, it looks like one really big balloon is about to come down and crush that poor person who's just minding their own business.

:)

The converse of red balloons simply going by...



QuoteBTW--what was the orchestra? Or did Kubelik play all the instruments by himself?

It's apparently part of a cycle Kubelik recorded with the Vienna Philharmonic. I had no idea the set even existed!



[asin]B0002ZEXJW[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 06, 2011, 06:06:34 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 06, 2011, 05:56:15 PM


[asin]B0002ZEXJW[/asin]

Grandpa Munster!

In its own way, that photo is scarier than the Monster Balloon.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 06, 2011, 06:21:18 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 06, 2011, 06:06:34 PM
Grandpa Munster!

In its own way, that photo is scarier than the Monster Balloon.

Poor Kubelik. Without KarajanHair® he hasn't got a chance...


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 09, 2011, 11:31:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P6iZtXKcL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 10, 2011, 04:50:49 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 09, 2011, 11:31:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P6iZtXKcL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

He can use his head to polish his cello.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on October 10, 2011, 04:53:52 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 10, 2011, 04:50:49 AM
He can use his head to polish his cello.

Only after he polishes the conductor's shoes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 13, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TVLS7bt6L._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 13, 2011, 09:59:20 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 13, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TVLS7bt6L._SS500_.jpg)

Yes, what a horrible and generic looking cover. I'd be ashamed to have released such a monstrosity.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 14, 2011, 05:39:15 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 13, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TVLS7bt6L._SS500_.jpg)

"Someday... Love. Will. Find youuuuu."

(http://goldenageofmusicvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fourserious.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 14, 2011, 05:51:12 AM
Quote from: Coco on October 14, 2011, 05:39:15 AM
"Someday... Love. Will. Find youuuuu."

(http://goldenageofmusicvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fourserious.jpg)


Classic, Coco. Classic.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 14, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lim-J%2BWSL._SS400_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on October 14, 2011, 06:27:41 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 14, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lim-J%2BWSL._SS400_.jpg)

Wow, that is just........random?!?!?!?  *chortle*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 14, 2011, 06:32:03 AM
<<Image removed by Admin>>

"The Crying Game", starring Ceclia Bartoli
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 14, 2011, 07:10:42 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 14, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lim-J%2BWSL._SS400_.jpg)

I see a razor and some shaving cream. Could come in handy as a cover for some Rossini.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 14, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 14, 2011, 06:32:03 AM
<<Image removed by Admin>>

"The Crying Game", starring Ceclia Bartoli

Looks like a new, utterly wrong superhero: Naked Marble Opera Diva with a Penis

Quote from: Coco on October 14, 2011, 05:39:15 AM
"Someday... Love. Will. Find youuuuu."

(http://goldenageofmusicvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fourserious.jpg)

Are they all pissed at Steve Perry?  :o Journey's album covers were actually cool :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 14, 2011, 09:42:42 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 14, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lim-J%2BWSL._SS400_.jpg)

It looks like the ibis crapped all over the cover  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on October 16, 2011, 06:46:45 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 13, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TVLS7bt6L._SS500_.jpg)

Trouble is, it is a gorgeous CD, for the ears and mind if not the eyes. I play it often and just try not to look.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2011, 04:12:03 AM
Quote from: Luke on October 16, 2011, 06:46:45 AM
Trouble is, it is a gorgeous CD, for the ears and mind if not the eyes. I play it often and just try not to look.


Oh, I agree, Luke, but that's the case with some of the recordings here. In fact here is another goody from phantasm that could've used a little help from the art department, but again some beautiful performances.


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HxoB3vtkL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 17, 2011, 04:49:13 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2011, 04:12:03 AM

Oh, I agree, Luke, but that's the case with some of the recordings here. In fact here is another goody from phantasm that could've used a little help from the art department, but again some beautiful performances.


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HxoB3vtkL._SS500_.jpg)

Bad Photoshopping seems to have replaced real graphic design these days :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 17, 2011, 05:52:25 AM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 17, 2011, 04:49:13 AM
Bad Photoshopping seems to have replaced real graphic design these days :(

Add terrible puns and a lack of imagination to that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on October 17, 2011, 06:20:31 AM
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 17, 2011, 06:24:59 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 17, 2011, 05:52:25 AM
Add terrible puns and a lack of imagination to that.

I look at those classic Reid Miles covers for Blue Note and lament the loss of the good old days of album art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on October 17, 2011, 07:57:26 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 14, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
Looks like a new, utterly wrong superhero: Naked Marble Opera Diva with a Penis
At least it's small...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 17, 2011, 09:04:04 PM
Quote from: Grazioso on October 17, 2011, 04:49:13 AM
Bad Photoshopping seems to have replaced real graphic design these days :(

Probably the lesser of two evils with a photo-shoot like that: either be photoshopped in or be sitting ducks in real life for bird poop bomb-arama!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 18, 2011, 12:13:53 PM
Besides that--aren't those seagulls?  If you're going to have birds on an album cover with that name, at least show birds usually associated with singing?  You know, nightingales and robins and skylarks and avians of that ilk...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 18, 2011, 09:15:55 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 18, 2011, 12:13:53 PM
Besides that--aren't those seagulls?  If you're going to have birds on an album cover with that name, at least show birds usually associated with singing?  You know, nightingales and robins and skylarks and avians of that ilk...

I can't understand why people won't open their minds up a little. It's always those "greats" -- the cuckoos, the nightingalres et al. Why don't you explore other bird songs? I say give gull-iard a try. If you don't like, take a break and go to the beach a couple of weeks later and listen again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 19, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 18, 2011, 09:15:55 PM
I can't understand why people won't open their minds up a little. It's always those "greats" -- the cuckoos, the nightingalres et al. Why don't you explore other bird songs? I say give gull-iard a try. If you don't like, take a break and go to the beach a couple of weeks later and listen again.

The raucous, atonal cries of gulls circling a garbage dump are in fact very similar to the modernist experimentation of...  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2011, 04:37:07 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51e-7ZaMAAL._SS400_.jpg)


"Oh wait, everyone! Come back, we forgot to get a photo for the Dvorak disc." -photographer


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51d60pI6MVL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 19, 2011, 05:22:33 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2011, 04:37:07 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51e-7ZaMAAL._SS400_.jpg)


"Oh wait, everyone! Come back, we forgot to get a photo for the Dvorak disc." -photographer


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51d60pI6MVL._SS400_.jpg)

They're smart: they're wearing white in case the birds in the photo shoot next door poop on their clothes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 19, 2011, 12:08:42 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 14, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lim-J%2BWSL._SS400_.jpg)

I'm glad to see you're taking this Thread seriously. I must commend you. ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 19, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2011, 04:37:07 AM


"Oh wait, everyone! Come back, we forgot to get a photo for the Dvorak disc." -photographer


Or project manager to the art director: "Oh, we have these stills from the last CD still hanging around.  Let's use one of them.  Be a lot cheaper."

Harmonia Mundi did a similar thing with the first three CDs they released for the Jerusalem Quartet.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M77PN63ML._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5168m-llfxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vWfEfn1VL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
although apparently they did allow one of the musicians to change his shirt to match the others before the final shot.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2011, 07:13:55 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 19, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
although apparently they did allow one of the musicians to change his shirt to match the others before the final shot.

There's always that one bad apple to ruin everything!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 19, 2011, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on October 19, 2011, 12:08:42 PM
I'm glad to see you're taking this Thread seriously. I must commend you. ;)

If the record companies would ask us first there wouldn't be these problems!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 19, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 19, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
Or project manager to the art director: "Oh, we have these stills from the last CD still hanging around.  Let's use one of them.  Be a lot cheaper."

The title of Most Notorious Use of Photos from a Single Shoot is awarded to the series of boxes from Warner for their Barenboim boxes (Beethoven, Brahms, Bruckner and more recently, Wagner).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 19, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 19, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
The title of Most Notorious Use of Photos from a Single Shoot is awarded to the series of boxes from Warner for their Barenboim boxes (Beethoven, Brahms, Bruckner and more recently, Wagner).

Don't forget Liszt!!! :D

(http://image.betamonline.com/sdimages/upc12/825646744039.jpg)

And Mozart!!! ;)

(http://boxset.ru/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/barenboim_mozart_the_piano_concertos.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on October 19, 2011, 10:24:19 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 19, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Don't forget Liszt!!! :D

And Mozart!!! ;)

Ah, yes. It's like they worked towards winning the award.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 21, 2011, 10:07:09 AM
.
[asin]B000009V0X[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 21, 2011, 07:16:41 PM
Whoa....


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 21, 2011, 08:46:59 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 19, 2011, 10:24:19 PM
Ah, yes. It's like they worked towards winning the award.

They won the award already my friend. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mn Dave on October 22, 2011, 05:29:09 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VowFd3jZL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on October 22, 2011, 05:40:29 AM
That one raises more questions than answers. Is "Ik!" a title unrelated to the image, does it refer to the situation in the image, or is "ik" the sound the Dutch apply to what English-speakers call the sheep's "baah" sound, used like a speech bubble.

I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 22, 2011, 05:57:18 AM
:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mn Dave on October 22, 2011, 06:04:28 AM
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ik
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on October 22, 2011, 06:05:49 AM
Quote from: Mn Dave on October 22, 2011, 05:29:09 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VowFd3jZL._SS500_.jpg)

Sheep May Not Safely Graze!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Grazioso on October 22, 2011, 06:10:48 AM
It's spelled "ick!" and it's what I say to that cover art  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Coco on October 22, 2011, 06:36:09 AM
I thought "ik" in Dutch meant "me"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on October 22, 2011, 11:02:08 AM

They sure look like a rather woollen blazer ensemble.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:00:05 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QdUzhfmcL._SS500_.jpg)

The photos of the man are available, you know! ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:02:28 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:00:05 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QdUzhfmcL._SS500_.jpg)

The photos of the man are available, you know! ::)

Wow,  that's just sad. Looks like a series, there must be others.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on November 07, 2011, 07:05:31 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:00:05 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QdUzhfmcL._SS500_.jpg)

The photos of the man are available, you know! ::)

*chuckle*  Looks more like someone portraying the role of Johannes Brahms in a Lord of the Rings film.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:05:33 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:02:28 AM
Wow,  that's just sad. Looks like a series, there must be others.

Good call. Google was all too eager to offer me suggestions on this. Here's an all-in-one group shot.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61LaSEWKBVL._SS400_.jpg)

All hail the Canon Meisters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:05:57 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tyanXbKkL._SS500_.jpg)



Hello, Claude.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on November 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:05:33 AM
Good call. Google was all to eager to offer me suggestions on this. Here's an all-in-one group shot.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61LaSEWKBVL._SS400_.jpg)

All hail the Canon Meisters.

The only one I can't quite make out is the dude on the far right?  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:09:28 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on November 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
The only one I can't quite make out is the dude on the far right?  ???


It's Vivaldi
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:09:55 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:09:28 AM

It's Vivaldi


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sSfs384DL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on November 07, 2011, 07:06:59 AM
The only one I can't quite make out is the dude on the far right?  ???

Egad! That's Il Prete Rosso! :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:10:46 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61y7uIudN2L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on November 07, 2011, 07:11:07 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:09:28 AM

It's Vivaldi

Ok, that actually was my hunch, but just wasn't 100% sure.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:15:05 AM
They have a whole -- and fairly modern-looking, if I may add -- website: http://www.riseofthemasters.com/composers/

Go forth and waste time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on November 07, 2011, 07:17:41 AM
As these images are posted here, I wouldn't doubt that there are people who bought these recordings because of their love for the cover art!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:15:05 AM
They have a whole -- and fairly modern-looking, if I may add -- website: http://www.riseofthemasters.com/composers/

Go forth and waste time.


When is this epic movie being released?
Bach is the Godfather, while Beethoven is the mastermind of the gang. Debussy is the smart but goofy genius.
Schubert and Schumann are the young, but out of control guns hired for action.
Then there's Vivaldi, some call him the silent assassin.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 07, 2011, 07:18:51 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:10:46 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61y7uIudN2L._SS500_.jpg)
No, that must be wrong. Grieg was so short (1,55 m) that only the crown of his hair would have been vsible if that had been an actual photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on November 07, 2011, 07:19:01 AM
Quote from: springrite on November 07, 2011, 07:17:41 AM
As these images are posted here, I wouldn't doubt that there are people who bought these recordings because of their love for the cover art!

*cancels purchase*  jk  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
Schubert and Schumann are the young, but out of control guns hired for action.

Schubert and "hired for action"? Nah. The love-sick, slightly effeminate son of the boss, maybe. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:25:44 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
Schubert and "hired for action"? Nah. The love-sick, slightly effeminate son of the boss, maybe. :D


Good call.  :D
Handel so looks like the bad guy in this film.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 07, 2011, 11:01:57 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2011, 07:10:46 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61y7uIudN2L._SS500_.jpg)

...starring Gary Oldman... or is it Marjoe Gortner?...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 07, 2011, 11:02:52 AM
Kudos for digging that schlock up! Some things are bad, and some things are amazing! ??? :o :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 07, 2011, 11:03:33 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 07, 2011, 07:00:05 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QdUzhfmcL._SS500_.jpg)

The photos of the man are available, you know! ::)

...starring Matthew Modine as Brahms...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 07, 2011, 06:36:03 PM
I'm not sure which is the better line:  Mozart is making an opera you can't refuse or Bach is making a 1079 you can't refuse.

And this line from the website suggest a horror movie, not a mob movie:
Our most well know classical composers are alive again and they are stronger than ever!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 08, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a2/ba/3f8c024128a00909874be010.L.jpg)


This one is in dire need of a caption.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on November 12, 2011, 11:04:30 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61lLFnLdHIL._SS400_.jpg)

Gag me with a spoon!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 12, 2011, 11:13:11 AM
Talk to the hand.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/311lShjB7KL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on November 12, 2011, 11:29:40 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 08, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a2/ba/3f8c024128a00909874be010.L.jpg)

(http://www.generalentertainment.com/artists/turtles.jpg)

Was Levine a turtle in an earlier life?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 12, 2011, 02:19:54 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on November 12, 2011, 11:04:30 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61lLFnLdHIL._SS400_.jpg)

Gag me with a spoon!

I erased everything I said. It's that bad. :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 12, 2011, 02:23:20 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 08, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a2/ba/3f8c024128a00909874be010.L.jpg)


This one is in dire need of a caption.

...Hi...

...no, no...please, call me Jimmy...

...oh, really? Me too!... more bubbly?...

...ahh, James Levine,... for when a night has to be,...must be... sexxxy!!!...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 12, 2011, 07:06:06 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on November 12, 2011, 02:23:20 PM
...Hi...

...no, no...please, call me Jimmy...

...oh, really? Me too!... more bubbly?...

...ahh, James Levine,... for when a night has to be,...must be... sexxxy!!!...


;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on November 13, 2011, 01:25:08 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 08, 2011, 10:30:14 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a2/ba/3f8c024128a00909874be010.L.jpg)


This one is in dire need of a caption.

It's cold out, innit?

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 16, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on October 09, 2011, 11:31:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51P6iZtXKcL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ok8zqI%2BjL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

The Yankee version, I assume.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 16, 2011, 10:32:06 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 16, 2011, 08:50:04 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ok8zqI%2BjL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

The Yankee version, I assume.

Hehe, that one is quite clever - the reference (amongst others):

(http://i.imgur.com/1dBHp.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on November 16, 2011, 10:37:34 AM
Should be the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra for the Yankee edition, to be sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 27, 2011, 08:24:42 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2B71qEvnoL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/p2gaJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 27, 2011, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Lethe Dmitriyevna Pettersson on November 27, 2011, 08:24:42 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2B71qEvnoL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/p2gaJ.jpg)

:o :o :o

             :'( :'( :'(


Beavis: It's..huh huh... it's bulging!, huh huh...

Butthead: Bulging cor...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2011, 05:24:39 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on November 28, 2011, 05:31:12 AM
Why.

Why.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 28, 2011, 05:36:09 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2011, 05:24:39 AM


:o

DUDE!!!

Don't do that ever again!  >:(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 28, 2011, 07:04:28 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2011, 05:24:39 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS500_.jpg)

Wasn't Demeter some horribly bitchy Greek Goddess?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: jowcol on November 28, 2011, 10:58:05 AM
Pardon me if any of these have been run before--

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BaxMlnoKZyY/SowtqGu8W1I/AAAAAAAABnQ/XzDXEAG8V7c/s400/antonin-dvorak-funny-covers.jpg)
(http://www.rockonchicago.com/tristan/albumtwofer/twofer21.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0xItbPYwPwI/TM9RLg1Dh5I/AAAAAAAAAiM/OLv-lD76eXg/s1600/Worst+Album+Cover+Ever.jpg)
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3456/miaskovskyass.jpg)
(http://musicology.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/10/stravinsky.jpg)



Outside of teh classical realm, there are many sites dedicated to the most horrific assaults on the eyes possible.




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 28, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2011, 05:24:39 AM

oh boy.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 14, 2011, 11:55:44 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-TyR-vyLL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Some like it long...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on December 18, 2011, 10:36:12 PM
Imagine the poses they rejected from that shoot. Probably took a whole day to capture that image.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 19, 2011, 07:54:52 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 14, 2011, 11:55:44 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-TyR-vyLL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Some like it long...  ;D ;D ;D

She's wearing...jeans! :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on December 24, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
I really don't like this cover:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B004OZRP5U.01.L.jpg)

I mean what does this have to do with anything?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on December 24, 2011, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on December 24, 2011, 05:54:36 PM
I really don't like this cover:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B004OZRP5U.01.L.jpg)

I mean what does this have to do with anything?

Galatasaray is the top football (soccer) club in Turkey, much like Manchester United, Barcelona or Real Madrid, thus the football.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on December 24, 2011, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: springrite on December 24, 2011, 07:08:16 PM
Galatasaray is the top football (soccer) club in Turkey, much like Manchester United, Barcelona or Real Madrid, thus the football.

Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification, spriterite. Oh, and I still don't like the cover. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on December 24, 2011, 10:08:51 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on December 24, 2011, 07:20:37 PM
Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification, spriterite. Oh, and I still don't like the cover. :)

I am sure you would excuse the cover had the music been Koechlin.

Well, OK, you still wouldn't like the cover. Just switch to the back of the cover and it'd look better. Galatasaray isn't worth it anyway.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on January 25, 2012, 06:18:01 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51t3lvA47FL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)



Not sure if this has been posted before.  It's unpleasant.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on January 29, 2012, 04:16:00 PM
I suspect the above cover to be a hoax.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on February 08, 2012, 05:11:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2SHyD.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on February 08, 2012, 05:17:04 AM
Sarge will likely disagree. ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on February 08, 2012, 05:28:12 AM
Quote from: Lethevich on February 08, 2012, 05:11:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2SHyD.jpg)

That's just appalling....and of course I love it  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 08, 2012, 04:42:07 PM
Quote from: Lethevich on February 08, 2012, 05:11:45 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/2SHyD.jpg)

I would have this one for ironic wall art, right alongside the notorious Boult Planets also on Westminster. And this movie poster (http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-f/fly_me_poster_01.jpg).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on February 09, 2012, 10:26:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y4cLl.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on February 09, 2012, 10:35:36 PM
Quote from: Lethevich on February 09, 2012, 10:26:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y4cLl.jpg)

I'd love to talk to the "creative designer" behind that one. (Of course, how long we talk will be limited by the asylum's visiting hours. :()
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on February 10, 2012, 03:55:35 AM
.[asin]B000XJO5I6[/asin]


I absolutely love the Fey/Haydn performances, but this cover is too much, too much Fey.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: fridden on February 10, 2012, 04:00:13 AM
There is this site at http://lpcoverlover.com/ (http://lpcoverlover.com/), and among them I found this:

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01.resized/a409498fe960ade0ec1fd578c30088bc_image_document_large.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on February 10, 2012, 04:03:24 AM
Quote from: fridden on February 10, 2012, 04:00:13 AM
There is this site at http://lpcoverlover.com/ (http://lpcoverlover.com/), and among them I found this:

(http://i.imgur.com/tq6fT.jpg)

Eek ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on February 10, 2012, 04:04:18 AM
Quote from: fridden on February 10, 2012, 04:00:13 AM
There is this site at http://lpcoverlover.com/ (http://lpcoverlover.com/), and among them I found this:

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01.resized/a409498fe960ade0ec1fd578c30088bc_image_document_large.jpg)


Thanks for the link, those were some great covers!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on February 10, 2012, 04:15:32 AM
He's violating poodles as well.

(http://ring.cdandlp.com/lerayonvert/photo_grande/114754420.jpg)

Would have loved a Frank Zappa tune about this.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on March 12, 2012, 09:36:09 PM
another classic from ABC/WESTMINSTER
seeking a crossover audience for Norman Treigle?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on March 31, 2012, 11:18:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DFzZV.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 31, 2012, 11:53:16 AM
THIS... is the worst one ever:

http://www.amazon.com/Music-Stefan-Wolpe-Volume-5/dp/B002RS7MZ4/ref=sr_1_14?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1333223530&sr=1-14

UN-BE-LEEEEEV-ABLE!!!! :o Wolpe???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on March 31, 2012, 12:45:54 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/DFzZV.jpg)(http://mimg.ugo.com/201003/38921/cuts/wayne-knight-seinfeld_480x270.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 01, 2012, 03:58:34 AM
Music about nothing I assume.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on April 05, 2012, 07:50:37 AM
This one just attacked me from the GMG-screen´s upper bar:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514kjAQCqfL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 05, 2012, 08:44:57 AM
Quote from: DieNacht on April 05, 2012, 07:50:37 AM
This one just attacked me from the GMG-screen´s upper bar:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514kjAQCqfL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

:D  >:D

When Sadko posted that to the Listening thread, I immediately called it as a good one for this thread.

Of course, our own interchange here probably means it will keep attacking GMGers for a little while longer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on April 05, 2012, 10:03:40 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 05, 2012, 08:44:57 AM
:D  >:D

When Sadko posted that to the Listening thread, I immediately called it as a good one for this thread.

Of course, our own interchange here probably means it will keep attacking GMGers for a little while longer.

.......... and it´s only "Volume 1", he´s just getting started ... 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 06, 2012, 07:09:25 AM
What is it with aging big hair 'rock star' types from the '70s (obviously our friend here) who continue to insist on 'rockin'' the 'do well into the onset of actual hair 'problems'?

See: David Lee Roth, all '80s hair metal, I don't know, you tell me...
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 09:47:14 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-89da-31dd.jpg)

Crocodile Dundee does furries.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on April 26, 2012, 10:01:02 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 09:47:14 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-89da-31dd.jpg)

Crocodile Dundee does furries.

Somehow I don´t think Igor Markevitch would have approved of that one ...

(http://blog.codaex.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Igor-Markevitch.jpg)

STOP THAT; PLEASE !
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 11:08:03 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-9ce4-47da.jpg)

Not saying this really is an "awful" cover, but I love that the left hand gets in on the photo op.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on April 26, 2012, 06:09:34 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 09:47:14 AM(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-89da-31dd.jpg)
I don't think this looks bad. Having the people in various costumes is colourful and appealing. I'm sure it sounded pretty wretched though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 26, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 11:08:03 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-9ce4-47da.jpg)

Not saying this really is an "awful" cover, but I love that the left hand gets in on the photo op.

Haha, that's good. I was taken aback as I scrolled and only saw the top and said, awww, I love that album! :'( Yes, a lot of these could be a lot lot worse.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 28, 2012, 07:32:48 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lv5j3H-oL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ywLJBZWOL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I'm not entirely convinced that's the same guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 28, 2012, 10:41:34 PM
I guess getting one's right hand nailed to the wall tends to age one.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on April 29, 2012, 12:27:11 AM
Quote from: knight66 on April 28, 2012, 10:41:34 PM
I guess getting one's right hand nailed to the wall tends to age one.

Mike
Not to mention listening to the harpsichord.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 29, 2012, 12:19:33 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 11:08:03 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-9ce4-47da.jpg)

Not saying this really is an "awful" cover, but I love that the left hand gets in on the photo op.

That picture makes Seiji Ozawa looks like one of the Ladies Who Lunch.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 29, 2012, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 28, 2012, 07:32:48 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lv5j3H-oL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ywLJBZWOL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I'm not entirely convinced that's the same guy.

Hey, the guy on the right is that actor from 'Scream'!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 29, 2012, 05:29:49 PM

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lv5j3H-oL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ywLJBZWOL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReQysquwld9D4iFgSu3CEhil4x1C1CLydlpjV0P3HDTOSMOv0NVA)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on April 29, 2012, 08:18:32 PM
Quote from: The new erato on April 29, 2012, 12:27:11 AMNot to mention listening to the harpsichord.

:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 30, 2012, 07:09:19 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 29, 2012, 05:29:49 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lv5j3H-oL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ywLJBZWOL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReQysquwld9D4iFgSu3CEhil4x1C1CLydlpjV0P3HDTOSMOv0NVA)

NO!! The OTHER guy from 'Scream',... Matthew Lillard(?),... 'rubber face'
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 30, 2012, 07:22:44 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/a6890890-ae30-3196.jpg)

Damn, I really screwed that one up.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 01, 2012, 04:23:19 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 26, 2012, 11:08:03 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-9ce4-47da.jpg)

Not saying this really is an "awful" cover, but I love that the left hand gets in on the photo op.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-d579-a9da.jpg)

The many faces of Ozawa.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on May 01, 2012, 06:22:53 AM
He didn't even change shirts between sessions?   ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: BobsterLobster on May 01, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
Just found the following beauty, the most hilariously awful CD cover I've ever seen. I challenge anybody to beat this!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kH9xlEd0L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on May 01, 2012, 12:18:18 PM
Quote from: BobsterLobster on May 01, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
Just found the following beauty, the most hilariously awful CD cover I've ever seen. I challenge anybody to beat this!

Freud would have a field day with that image.   :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: BobsterLobster on May 06, 2012, 12:51:43 PM
Very cheesy...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Djt7WbjtL._SS400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 06, 2012, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: BobsterLobster on May 01, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
Just found the following beauty, the most hilariously awful CD cover I've ever seen. I challenge anybody to beat this!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kH9xlEd0L._SS500_.jpg)

Haha :o it MUST be from the '70s ;)!! At least 'inspired' by it,... gwaaack :-\...

Been watching to much Pekinpah ::)...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on May 23, 2012, 09:13:18 AM
(http://i.prs.to/t_200/emi6447012.jpg)

Downright scandalous - unbelievable ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on May 23, 2012, 09:15:57 AM
Quote from: DieNacht on May 23, 2012, 09:13:18 AM
(http://i.prs.to/t_200/emi6447012.jpg)

Downright scandalous - unbelievable ...

Now, if they title the CD "Witch of the Piano"... maybe, just maybe it'd be less inappropriate, for some. But I agree this is awful!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on May 23, 2012, 09:50:11 AM
This is what happens when people age. I see it as honest and truthful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DieNacht on May 23, 2012, 10:06:17 AM
It´s not the element of age I oppose against, there are many great photos of the elderly Argerich - it´s the combination of the sunset colours and the grey portrait that is surreal and extremely unattractive, making her look like a ghost IMO.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on May 23, 2012, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: DieNacht on May 23, 2012, 10:06:17 AM
It´s not the element of age I oppose against, there are many great photos of the elderly Argerich - it´s the combination of the sunset colours and the grey portrait that is surreal and extremely unattractive, making her look like a ghost IMO.

Yes, it's a horrible photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on May 23, 2012, 11:21:35 AM
It's a bad photo, photoshopped onto a blurry background, I see that. That in itself doesn't qualify it as horrible, for many labels that seems to be the norm.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on May 23, 2012, 02:12:43 PM
Quote from: The new erato on May 23, 2012, 11:21:35 AM
It's a bad photo, photoshopped onto a blurry background, I see that. That in itself doesn't qualify it as horrible, for many labels that seems to be the norm.

I'm looking at it and find it horribly bad. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 02, 2012, 09:59:07 AM
(http://i.prs.to/t_200/miraremir168.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on June 02, 2012, 10:27:17 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 02, 2012, 09:59:07 AM
(http://i.prs.to/t_200/miraremir168.jpg)

Hehe... I was thinking the same about a day ago, while going through the list of Future Releases at Presto.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 02, 2012, 10:31:47 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on June 02, 2012, 10:27:17 AM
Hehe... I was thinking the same about a day ago, while going through the list of Future Releases at Presto.

Exactly where I saw it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on June 02, 2012, 11:06:52 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 02, 2012, 10:31:47 AM
Exactly where I saw it!

Um... I knew that. That's why I mentioned it! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 02, 2012, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 02, 2012, 09:59:07 AM
(http://i.prs.to/t_200/miraremir168.jpg)

Given the CD title, I suspect we have a concept that wasn't completely thought through.

That, or a failed attempted synchronized  leaping,  and lack of synchronization in a string quartet does not bode well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 03, 2012, 06:39:13 AM
They are probabaly punk fans doing some pogo jumping.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 03, 2012, 07:06:36 AM

ttp://www.amazon.com/Liszt-Opera-Paraphrases-F/dp/B000005GLS/ref=sr_1_13?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1338735939&sr=1-13

Can someone open this?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on June 03, 2012, 07:08:44 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on June 03, 2012, 07:06:36 AM
ttp://www.amazon.com/Liszt-Opera-Paraphrases-F/dp/B000005GLS/ref=sr_1_13?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1338735939&sr=1-13

Can someone open this?

As soon as you add an "h" it opens. A miracle!
http://www.amazon.com/Liszt-Opera-Paraphrases-F/dp/B000005GLS/ref=sr_1_13?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1338735939&sr=1-13
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JerryS on June 09, 2012, 08:57:00 AM
No artwork, but some unusual spelling!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1862565/concherto.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on June 10, 2012, 02:20:59 PM
(http://www.sequenza21.com/cdreviews/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/616F8RZBsXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Now, number 110 on this one could truly be called a "concherto".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 10, 2012, 06:59:29 PM
Quote from: Szykneij on June 10, 2012, 02:20:59 PM
(http://www.sequenza21.com/cdreviews/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/616F8RZBsXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Now, number 110 on this one could truly be called a "concherto".

That CD is probably popular in Key West (aka "the Conch Republic").
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 11, 2012, 05:48:31 AM
I saw this on vinyl at the used bookshop and decided that it is an absolutely essential part of my future art collection.

(http://991.com/newGallery/The-Firehouse-Five-Plus-Crashes-A-Party-466641.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 11, 2012, 08:17:01 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 11, 2012, 05:48:31 AM
I saw this on vinyl at the used bookshop and decided that it is an absolutely essential part of my future art collection.

(http://991.com/newGallery/The-Firehouse-Five-Plus-Crashes-A-Party-466641.jpg)

As bad as this may be, I give it high points for creativity.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 11, 2012, 07:40:18 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 11, 2012, 05:48:31 AM
(http://991.com/newGallery/The-Firehouse-Five-Plus-Crashes-A-Party-466641.jpg)

Men have died for this music. You can't get more serious than that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 17, 2012, 05:03:58 PM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f8/34/774fc060ada0164e5b4cf110.L._AA350_.jpg)

It's a Bernstein Man-wich! On white bread it seems.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on June 17, 2012, 05:22:55 PM
Man-tastic!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on June 17, 2012, 06:18:08 PM
Something nauseating about that one.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 17, 2012, 06:33:41 PM
I would be pissed if I were Schubert, definitely not a good angle.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 20, 2012, 08:36:54 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-a4a2-afc6.jpg)

Did Mehta guest host the Lawrence Welk show
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 22, 2012, 05:02:16 AM
I actually have that LP. The first Berlioz recording I ever bought, so help me God.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 24, 2012, 02:10:43 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/a693799f-9016-9ea9.jpg)


Worse than the Eye of Sauron, it's the Head of Richard.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on June 24, 2012, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 24, 2012, 02:10:43 PM(http://img.tapatalk.com/a693799f-9016-9ea9.jpg)

Worse than the Eye of Sauron, it's the Head of Richard.

Holy shit! We've seen some bad ones, but this really takes the cake for total lack of taste and judgement.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on June 24, 2012, 09:31:24 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 24, 2012, 02:10:43 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/a693799f-9016-9ea9.jpg)


Worse than the Eye of Sauron, it's the Head of Richard.

Yeah, that's just...ah...well....bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lethevich on June 25, 2012, 04:06:55 AM
http://www.theclassicalshop.net/Details.aspx?CatalogueNumber=I7%200352

Chandos is kindly offering this for half-price this hour.

(http://i.imgur.com/abGQW.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 25, 2012, 04:13:26 AM
Quote from: Lethevich on June 25, 2012, 04:06:55 AM
http://www.theclassicalshop.net/Details.aspx?CatalogueNumber=I7%200352

Chandos is kindly offering this for half-price this hour.

(http://i.imgur.com/abGQW.jpg)

As a well known and fitting Romanian joke goes: dude, your wife has run away!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 01:57:40 PM
Come on Jeff, play it cool...  8)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YqKTxqd6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 25, 2012, 02:00:05 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 01:57:40 PM
Come on Jeff, play it cool...  8)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YqKTxqd6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

All he's missing is a sifter of brandy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:00:32 PM
well, they're happy...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61wufFSGjEL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: nico1616 on June 25, 2012, 02:06:22 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:00:32 PM
well, they're happy...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61wufFSGjEL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Oh my, and I always loved Sarah Walker's Dejanira on the Gardiner recording.
I will try to not to link this image with her great singing  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:09:30 PM
how many pictures of myself can I squeeze on a cover I wonder... let's try 10, shall we....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41171Q9E9BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)


that's where searching amazon classical CD for £0.50 to £ 0.70 takes you, people.... be warned...  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:12:09 PM
Merry christmas....time to be jolly and all that...  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Q2yVDtI2L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:12:09 PM
Merry christmas....time to be jolly and all that...  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41aPxCvHHVL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61sPLg05hAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I am scared, I am scarred... both...not sure any more....  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:21:43 PM
ok... try dapper...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5174WJ7F4HL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: nico1616 on June 25, 2012, 02:24:21 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61sPLg05hAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I am scared, I am scarred... both...not sure any more....  ;D

I sure would like to hear that: yodelling Mozart and Strauss  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:25:52 PM
errr.....


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61nRn0b2PqL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:33:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZHCCNPjgL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 25, 2012, 07:56:24 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:33:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61ZHCCNPjgL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Cleaning out the closet, eh papy? You've Got Gold in them thar crawlspace boxes! ;) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 25, 2012, 08:59:29 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:09:30 PM
how many pictures of myself can I squeeze on a cover I wonder... let's try 10, shall we....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41171Q9E9BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)


that's where searching amazon classical CD for £0.50 to £ 0.70 takes you, people.... be warned...  :-X

10?? What about 20?

(http://classicvinyl.com/files/images/1234e_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on June 26, 2012, 08:49:14 AM
 :-*

[asin]B000P6RB8I[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on June 26, 2012, 08:53:44 AM
Here, let me take care of that itch for you.

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/sony82876873822.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2012, 02:03:06 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:21:43 PM
ok... try dapper...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5174WJ7F4HL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

His (failed) audition photo for Cutthroat Island?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/THN42681qOI/AAAAAAAAMA8/MC1mym9jKnc/s400/Muti1.jpg)


Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 26, 2012, 02:05:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 25, 2012, 08:59:29 PM
10?? What about 20?
(http://classicvinyl.com/files/images/1234e_0.jpg)

touché.

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 26, 2012, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/THN42681qOI/AAAAAAAAMA8/MC1mym9jKnc/s400/Muti1.jpg)


Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

An orchestra you can't refuse.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2012, 07:31:07 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-7e24-ad50.jpg)


"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"Yeah, yeah, but what are their names?"

"I'm also huge fan of Breastein."

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on June 26, 2012, 08:07:26 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2012, 07:31:07 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/4c61fab9-7e24-ad50.jpg)


"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"Yeah, yeah, but what are their names?"

"I'm also huge fan of Breastein."

In addition to Breastein, I'm also a fan of Boober.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 26, 2012, 08:28:05 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on June 26, 2012, 08:07:26 PM
In addition to Breastein, I'm also a fan of Boober.

Samuel Boober, Leonard Breastein, Benjamin Titten, Aaron Copfeel, Charles T. Boobies, Roger Milfer.

...I'm rather fond of "Benjamin Titten."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on July 03, 2012, 04:52:52 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on June 25, 2012, 02:21:43 PM
ok... try dapper...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5174WJ7F4HL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

All he needs is a patch over his eye, a parrot on his shoulder, a bandana around his head, and he'll be ready to say "Shiver me timbers." :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 04, 2012, 12:35:39 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xjd8gzOqL._SL500_AA350_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51prKxymxxL._SL500_AA350_.jpg)

Goerne is very mad, then he's just worn out and has a headache from yelling. The whole time Brendel couldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 04, 2012, 06:06:38 PM
And if you notice, the Brendel images were all from the same photo shoot (unless he wore that sweater and shirt a heck of a lot).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 05, 2012, 06:38:24 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51462ttuUKL._SL500_AA350_.jpg)


Yep, still angry.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 05, 2012, 06:48:09 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 04, 2012, 12:35:39 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xjd8gzOqL._SL500_AA350_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51prKxymxxL._SL500_AA350_.jpg)

Goerne is very mad, then he's just worn out and has a headache from yelling. The whole time Brendel couldn't give a shit.

Indeed, the covers are amusing. I have the disk on the right and it is among my favorites. Not even PI....  :)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on July 06, 2012, 12:35:08 PM
Here's one that doesn't really work well.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Djl6ezSQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on July 07, 2012, 08:15:32 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on July 06, 2012, 12:35:08 PM
Here's one that doesn't really work well.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Djl6ezSQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

If his name was Graham Casket the imagery might work better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on July 08, 2012, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on July 06, 2012, 12:35:08 PMHere's one that doesn't really work well.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Djl6ezSQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Lemme guess - artist's own label?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on July 14, 2012, 06:02:23 AM
This must be a serious contender:
[asin]B000003J71[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: escher on July 14, 2012, 07:35:30 AM
a serious contender of what?

(http://www.eyeballpress.com/Henry/RichardMiller.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on July 14, 2012, 07:39:30 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on July 14, 2012, 06:02:23 AM
This must be a serious contender:
[asin]B000003J71[/asin]

Quote from: escher on July 14, 2012, 07:35:30 AM
a serious contender of what?

(http://www.eyeballpress.com/Henry/RichardMiller.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D :D

SERIOUSLY!,... oh, just sitting there at the organ,... ahhh,...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on July 14, 2012, 08:00:50 AM
Back of Little Richard Miller album:

(http://media.sdreader.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2011/May/25/wtfz51_t620.jpg?fbf2daa044e08a86b24c9c38cd7501865a0e2373)

Not sure if this one was already posted:

(http://media.sdreader.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2011/May/25/wtfz85_t620.jpg?fbf2daa044e08a86b24c9c38cd7501865a0e2373)

Lots of great album covers here:

http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/jam-session/2011/may/25/worst-album-covers-of-all-time/ (http://www.sandiegoreader.com/weblogs/jam-session/2011/may/25/worst-album-covers-of-all-time/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on July 15, 2012, 04:20:14 AM
Quote from: escher on July 14, 2012, 07:35:30 AM
a serious contender of what?

(http://www.eyeballpress.com/Henry/RichardMiller.jpg)

Back in my Southern Baptist churchgoing days (late 60s-early 70s) he (or someone like him) once played at our church.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on July 15, 2012, 05:56:16 PM
Haw. Disabled people are funny.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: escher on July 16, 2012, 01:44:00 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on July 15, 2012, 05:56:16 PM
Haw. Disabled people are funny.

well you know, if they are in a car park with an organ under the title "jesus uses me" and an oval with the face of jesus they could be funny too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on July 16, 2012, 06:23:33 AM
I LOVE that cover. The colors are so '70s,... it reminds me of the 'simpler' times,... ahhhh,...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ataraxia on July 23, 2012, 05:58:39 PM
 :D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/SPdW-ZHg4-I/AAAAAAAAFV8/PiKKF9m55Cc/s400/innocentear.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 23, 2012, 06:26:58 PM
(Were only it real.)

(http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/ministers-quartet-let-me-touch-him.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on July 24, 2012, 03:24:42 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 23, 2012, 05:58:39 PM
:D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FPpiWNARTt4/SPdW-ZHg4-I/AAAAAAAAFV8/PiKKF9m55Cc/s400/innocentear.jpg)

Breaking news!
Research has confirmed that Beethoven's head was a D-cup!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on July 24, 2012, 10:50:37 AM
The last two are hilarious - thank you.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 24, 2012, 10:53:49 AM
Tony, you're an animal!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on July 24, 2012, 11:32:29 AM
Okay, one can't do anything about it if the opera itself was staged this way. Still, I can't help reeling back with disgust when this pops up every now and then at the top banner. Was there a mention or discussion about this recording recently?

[asin]B007WB5C9E[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ataraxia on July 24, 2012, 11:34:07 AM
Where did they get that picture of me?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on July 24, 2012, 11:35:25 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 11:34:07 AM
Where did they get that picture of me?

In The Shed, of course.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ataraxia on July 24, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
What happens in The Shed is supposed to stay in The Shed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on July 24, 2012, 11:40:26 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
What happens in The Shed is supposed to stay in The Shed.

And all the clothes that you shed for that shot are still there, apparently.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ataraxia on July 24, 2012, 11:41:44 AM
If that little donkey says anything it's a damn lie!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 24, 2012, 11:46:59 AM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 11:37:09 AM
What happens in The Shed is supposed to stay in The Shed.

The Shed contains All; so, yes: it has stayed in the Shed : )

Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 11:34:07 AM
Where did they get that picture of me?

Roz, white courtesy telephone, please . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 11:55:24 AM
(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/orpheus-white.jpg?w=500&h=500)


How lame, Paavo has to get his face everywhere these days, as if his mug on every CSO disc wasn't enough, now he's on Orpheus CO covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 11:57:39 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 11:55:24 AM
(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/orpheus-white.jpg?w=500&h=500)


How lame, Paavo has to get his face everywhere these days, as if his mug on every CSO disc wasn't enough, now he's on Orpheus CO covers.
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird how the shirt is cutoff?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 11:58:37 AM
Quote from: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 11:57:39 AM
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird how the shirt is cutoff?

You are all too precise on this forum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 11:58:37 AM
You are all too precise on this forum.
I'm just saying......there's nothing else on that cover, they could have stretched the photo, or even put a border up.

EDIT:  That's not a real CD cover?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 24, 2012, 12:01:03 PM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 11:41:44 AM
If that little donkey says anything it's a damn lie!

Welcome to Minnesota, where men are men and sheep are terrified!

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 24, 2012, 12:15:59 PM
Quote from: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 12:00:11 PM
EDIT:  That's not a real CD cover?

Incredibly, the real cover is ALSO a portrait of Paavo Jarvi.

[asin]B000001G9J[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 12:17:43 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 24, 2012, 12:15:59 PM
Incredibly, the real cover is ALSO a portrait of Paavo Jarvi.

[asin]B000001G9J[/asin]

Haha!

Quote from: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 12:00:11 PM
I'm just saying......there's nothing else on that cover, they could have stretched the photo, or even put a border up.

they = me  ;D

just a quick little patch job for shits & giggles
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 12:17:43 PM
Haha!

they = me  ;D

just a quick little patch job for shits & giggles
That went right over my head. ha (way to look stupid Paul!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 24, 2012, 12:34:38 PM
Paul, the give-away was a conductor, for the conductor-less Orpheus Ch Orch ; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 12:44:16 PM
Quote from: karlhenning on July 24, 2012, 12:34:38 PM
Paul, the give-away was a conductor, for the conductor-less Orpheus Ch Orch ; )

BINGO!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on July 24, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
Quote from: PaulR on July 24, 2012, 12:00:11 PM


EDIT:  That's not a real CD cover?
Welcome to GMG; the place "where nothing is real". Nothing to get hung about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 24, 2012, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: The new erato on July 24, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
Welcome to GMG; the place "where nothing is real". Nothing to get hung about.

Amazon spending forever.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 01:49:55 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2012, 11:55:24 AM
(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/orpheus-white.jpg?w=500&h=500)


How lame, Paavo has to get his face everywhere these days, as if his mug on every CSO disc wasn't enough, now he's on Orpheus CO covers.


"The Orpheus Chamber Orchestra is a top-notch group of talented musicians that can convey the emotion and passion behind any work they perform. Unfortunately, the only thing this group lacks is, me. And that's a damn shame." -Paavo Jarvi, quoted sometime at some bar.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on July 24, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 24, 2012, 11:32:29 AM
Okay, one can't do anything about it if the opera itself was staged this way. Still, I can't help reeling back with disgust when this pops up every now and then at the top banner. Was there a mention or discussion about this recording recently?

[asin]B007WB5C9E[/asin]

Lis (uffeviking) has it, but didn't like it much.  She didn't write about it here, as far as I can find, but did write about it at my forum (http://operafriendsinexile.yuku.com/reply/20297/Electrifying-Trovatore-in-Brussels#reply-20297).  Yes, the thread's about a Trovatore in Brussels, but that's where she wrote about the Don Giovanni.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ataraxia on July 24, 2012, 06:02:01 PM
"Hey! You wanna shut up while I'm playin'?"
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 25, 2012, 01:49:13 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-6VjwFRHL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 25, 2012, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 25, 2012, 01:49:13 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-6VjwFRHL.jpg)

Rather looks like he was preparing to perform the hammer in the Sixth himself.

But now I'll go hunt it up, since it seems interesting.  I can always paste a pretty picture on the cover...

ETA: ordered it off Amazon.  I wonder how often this thread produces a purchase!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on July 25, 2012, 06:22:18 PM
I quite like the Mitropoulos one.


OTOH, I know that divas can be high maintenance, but this chick takes it into Courtney Love territory.

Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 06:02:01 PM(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS500_.jpg)

"If you betray me, I will CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 25, 2012, 06:30:33 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on July 25, 2012, 06:22:18 PM
I quite like the Mitropoulos one.


OTOH, I know that divas can be high maintenance, but this chick takes it into Courtney Love territory.

"If you betray me, I will CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!"

The many faces of  Ms. Deneterova...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Zy5xY512L._SS350_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jZ5dFB1-L._SL600_AA400_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519cKuGBL3L.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on July 25, 2012, 07:01:22 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 25, 2012, 06:30:33 PMThe many faces of  Ms. Deneterova...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Zy5xY512L._SS350_.jpg)

I actually have this, picked up from a bargain bin, but have never actually listened to it. Just can't work up the interest.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Fafner on July 25, 2012, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: MN Dave on July 24, 2012, 06:02:01 PM
"Hey! You wanna shut up while I'm playin'?"
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61VehEKvLqL._SS500_.jpg)

Caption is spot-on.  I don't know what it is doing in this thread.  I think it is the best album cover I have seen in a long time. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JerryS on July 29, 2012, 05:18:27 PM
What were they thinking?

[asin]B004LLJ834[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on July 29, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
Quote from: vivolin on July 29, 2012, 05:18:27 PM
What were they thinking?

[asin]B004LLJ834[/asin]

Eight
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on July 29, 2012, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: Sammy on July 29, 2012, 05:43:11 PM
Eight

This is probably on the back cover for String Symphony No. 10.

(http://thirdwayliving.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/two-hands.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on July 29, 2012, 06:32:56 PM
Yes.  On the same kind of opaque reference to numbers on covers, here is the cover for the next album I have made for my friend Hans Rott.    >:D

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XJ2EmSPmQo8/UBXxpcKS50I/AAAAAAAAAF8/uPSAJiq4jS0/s512/Publication3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
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[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 31, 2012, 07:30:28 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
.
[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.

Vade retro, Satanas !  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 01, 2012, 05:39:45 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.

How is this anyone's idea of "crossover"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 01, 2012, 11:34:07 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 01, 2012, 05:39:45 PM
How is this anyone's idea of "crossover"?

Is it?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 01, 2012, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
.
[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.
If I order it, I will order it in a plain, brown wrapper.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on August 01, 2012, 11:44:16 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on August 01, 2012, 11:34:07 PM
Is it?
Interesting question, one which may be answered by the description at Amazon (depending on your view of what crossover is):
QuoteAutumn 2012 marks the release of Mission, a sensational release from the world s best-selling classical artist Cecilia Bartoli and a project with international politics, religious conflict, diplomatic secrecy, spying and sensational music at its heart.
Following the exceptional artistic and commercial success of 2009 s Sacrificium (which earned Cecilia her fifth Grammy award), Cecilia Bartoli now turns to the early baroque period for the first time in her recording career and uncovers a treasure of beautiful music in an album almost entirely composed of world premiere recordings.
Limited-edition 25K
Hardcover book presentation
172 page booklet (which will not be reproduced when the jewel version comes out later) including historical essay and complete album notes and libretto
The album showcases the music of little-known Italian composer Agostino Steffani (1654 1728), and will include solo arias of various moods and styles, several duets, solo numbers with chorus - all sung in Italian - and instrumental interludes that create an organic transition from one piece to the next and an arc that reaches from the beginning to the end of the album.

Steffani s story is mysterious at the very least; his name is largely absent from studies of Italian music despite holding senior court positions during his lifetime and contemporary accounts acknowledging him as one of the greatest opera composers of the period and the acknowledged master of the vocal duet (Colin Timms, author of the booklet note).

Such was the appeal of the project that longtime Bartoli admirer and global best-selling author Donna Leon decided to write a mystery novel - Jewels of Paradise - to accompany Cecilia s album, which uses the mystery surrounding the composer s story as the centre of its plot. Jewels of Paradise will be released simultaneously with Cecilia Bartoli s album in English (UK and USA), German, French, Dutch, Spanish and Catalan.
Among the distinguished names appearing on Mission is star French counter-tenor Philippe Jaroussky who features in a first-time collaboration with Cecilia on a selection of duets, alongside the Coro della Radiotelevisione Svizzera, the period orchestra I Barocchisti from Lugano, Switzerland, and conductor Diego Fasolis.
A cinematographic vision of the album directed by Olivier Simonnet and filmed in the historic Galerie des Glaces (Hall of Mirrors) and in the gardens of the Chateau de Versailles will be available on DVD and for TV broadcast later in the year.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 01, 2012, 11:54:59 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on August 01, 2012, 11:44:16 PM
Interesting question, one which may be answered by the description at Amazon (depending on your view of what crossover is):
I'm so happy this new disc is about mystery, not about music. Saves me some money. And an ugly cover to scare me.

It seems the music industry is continually reaching new lows.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 02, 2012, 12:47:02 AM
Quote from: The new erato on August 01, 2012, 11:54:59 PMI'm so happy this new disc is about mystery, not about music.

The fact that much of this early music hasn't been recorded before is certainly of interest. The fact that a Da Vinci Code-style tie-in was thought a good idea is another matter - though in the end I think it's all harmless fun.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on August 02, 2012, 01:03:45 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on August 01, 2012, 11:44:16 PM
Interesting question, one which may be answered by the description at Amazon (depending on your view of what crossover is):

The cover was weird enough that I read all that before posting the image. This recording just has a few hefty add-ons, that's all; the music is still "regular" classical, from what I can gauge.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 02, 2012, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 02, 2012, 12:47:02 AM
The fact that much of this early music hasn't been recorded before is certainly of interest.
Yes, but unfortunately I'm one of those put off purchasing stuff if the marketing is too stupid.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 02, 2012, 01:39:19 AM
Quote from: The new erato on August 02, 2012, 01:21:29 AMYes, but unfortunately I'm one of those put off purchasing stuff if the marketing is too stupid.

Sometimes terrible marketing can results in, after a couple of months, very cheap CDs! You just need to have a strong stomach regarding the covers.


Reminds me of that book Lebrecht wrote about the death of the record industry, in which he named the Worst Record of All Time as being "Mahler for Dummies". The thing is, I actually have that CD (it was a cutout in a bargain bin) and as a newcomer to Mahler I actually found it quite valuable. It contained complete movements in creditable performances. There was some "multimedia" content, but I didn't bother with that. But as I recall Lebrecht's chief objection was in fact not to the content, or the purpose, of the CD but to its title. It was the Worst Record of All Time because of its title.

Gee, can we all spend a few minutes ranting about what an idiot that Lebrecht is?  >:D  ;)
Title: Re: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on August 02, 2012, 03:03:54 AM
Quote from: The new erato on August 01, 2012, 11:54:59 PM
... It seems the music industry is continually reaching new lows.

Dude, you're forgetting the abysmal old lows!
Title: Re: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on August 02, 2012, 03:05:07 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on August 02, 2012, 01:39:19 AM
Gee, can we all spend a few minutes ranting about what an idiot that Lebrecht is?  &gt;:D  ;)

He's utterly not worth the time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 02, 2012, 07:28:04 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
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[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.

Oh... I... did... not... NEEEEEEED to see that!! :o :'(

Aye, and after the 'Matrix' guy,... I mean, girl,... aye :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on August 02, 2012, 01:14:28 PM
It seems the intention is attract Bartoli fans to Donna Leon, and vice versa.   I don't see a problem with that.

And the cover is not half as scary as the one on Sacrificium. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 02, 2012, 08:02:39 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 02, 2012, 01:14:28 PM
It seems the intention is attract Bartoli fans to Donna Leon, and vice versa.   I don't see a problem with that.

And the cover is not half as scary as the one on Sacrificium.

No, she looks like the overtaken priest in 'The Exorcist VII: The Transgender Nun',... I mean,... really!! ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 02, 2012, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 02, 2012, 01:14:28 PM
It seems the intention is attract Bartoli fans to Donna Leon,
Good books. I prefer Brunetti to Bartoli.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 29, 2012, 10:48:28 AM
This poor man.

(http://musicweb-international.com/classrev/2012/Aug12/Antony%20Hopkins_A%20Portrait%20Divine%20Art_dda21217.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on August 29, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
I just saw these on the Recently Discussed banner:

[asin]B0085MK2M6[/asin]Stephen Hawking plays Bach???


[asin]B00027LD5M[/asin]The stuff of nightmares....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on August 30, 2012, 05:39:42 AM
Quote from: Brian on August 29, 2012, 10:48:28 AM
This poor man.

(http://musicweb-international.com/classrev/2012/Aug12/Antony%20Hopkins_A%20Portrait%20Divine%20Art_dda21217.jpg)

yumpin' yimminy!! :o

I love those old Laurel cds which look like they were made with cardboard. This one looks like a school project, haha!! Poor guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 10, 2012, 05:22:05 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on July 31, 2012, 07:29:24 AM
.
[asin]B008LSSI4S[/asin]

Yep, it's her.

The power of Cecilia compels you to buy this album.

Aye!  :-X  Just this morning, on the way to work, the French CBC classical music station played a piece by Steffani, with Bartoli singing.  The music and singing was lovely.

Although this ridiculous cover alone would put me off of purchasing it.  My word!  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 15, 2012, 11:45:34 AM
Perhaps this one was posted already, but it is worth reposting!   :-\

[asin]B007FGQ4Z2[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 17, 2012, 02:03:15 AM
Not pretty:

(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/O/C/OC858.jpg)

but the blurb on mdt's new releases page is much, much worse:

Alexander Maria Wagner, piano

Sofia Philharmonic Orchestra / Alexei Kornienko,


Wagner has composed the most amazing work that say this heaven-storming adolescents and write fourteen years, his first symphony for full orchestra titled "Power Plant". This young man to predict a great future is almost an understatement and that the pianist Alexander M. Wagner the composer in no way inferior to prove this, in February rehearsed piano recordings of the now sixteen.

:-\

What's it all about, Alfie?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 17, 2012, 02:07:22 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 17, 2012, 02:03:15 AM
Wagner has composed the most amazing work that say this heaven-storming adolescents and write fourteen years, his first symphony for full orchestra titled "Power Plant". This young man to predict a great future is almost an understatement and that the pianist Alexander M. Wagner the composer in no way inferior to prove this, in February rehearsed piano recordings of the now sixteen.

It's easy to guess where that came from (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/Das%20erstaunlichste%20Werk%2C%20das%20dieser%20himmelst%C3%BCrmende%20Jugendliche%20mit%20sage%20und%20schreibe%20vierzehn%20Jahren%20komponiert%20hat%2C%20ist%20seine%20erste%20Sinfonie%20f%C3%BCr%20gro%C3%9Fes%20Orchester%20mit%20dem%20Titel%20%E2%80%9EKraftwerk%E2%80%9C.%20Diesem%20jungen%20Mann%20eine%20gro%C3%9Fe%20Zukunft%20zu%20prophezeien%2C%20ist%20schon%20fast%20ein%20Understatement%20und%20dass%20der%20Pianist%20Alexander%20M.%20Wagner%20dem%20Komponisten%20in%20nichts%20nachsteht%2C%20beweisen%20die%20vorliegenden%2C%20im%20Februar%20eingespielten%20Klavieraufnahmen%20des%20inzwischen%20Sechzehnj%C3%A4hrigen.). ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 17, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Oh yes, and so I did, but why in God's name didn't Oehms take the trouble to provide the disc with a correctly translated threeliner for international release? it's not that it would take more than two minutes to provide it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: eyeresist on September 17, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
The above blurb was composed using the methods of John Cage :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 17, 2012, 02:44:59 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 17, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
The above blurb was composed using the methods of John Cage :P
I would have preferred 4'33'' of silence. Or the printed equivalent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on September 17, 2012, 03:21:14 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 17, 2012, 02:36:07 AM
Oh yes, and so I did, but why in God's name didn't Oehms take the trouble to provide the disc with a correctly translated threeliner for international release? it's not that it would take more than two minutes to provide it.

Oehms is not to blame for this.
http://www.oehmsclassics.de/cd.php?formatid=572&sprache=eng
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 04:45:38 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/09/18/5ame7a7a.jpg)(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/09/18/u3e2ezap.jpg)(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/09/18/7ydy8e3u.jpg)(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/09/18/esemubug.jpg)


Very brave of Uchida to use her mug shots as album covers.

I actually don't think these are awful at all, just made me laugh this morning going through some of my Uchida discs and noticing the "now turn your head for the next cover."

And I adore her Schubert.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 18, 2012, 07:37:51 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 04:45:38 AM
Very brave of Uchida to use her mug shots as album covers.
Ha! Your post reminds me of these, which I happened on while seeking a copy of Dohnanyi's M5 this morning:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61qhM5hf3AL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2B3EIMXnUL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BHrkj0Z9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bJMuMWBrL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 08:21:15 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on September 18, 2012, 07:37:51 AM
Ha! Your post reminds me of these, which I happened on while seeking a copy of Dohnanyi's M5 this morning:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61qhM5hf3AL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2B3EIMXnUL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BHrkj0Z9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bJMuMWBrL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Just a touch of photoshop to change the suit color a little, distort the background, and bam! New cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on September 18, 2012, 08:31:34 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on September 18, 2012, 07:37:51 AM
Ha! Your post reminds me of these, which I happened on while seeking a copy of Dohnanyi's M5 this morning:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61qhM5hf3AL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2B3EIMXnUL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BHrkj0Z9L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bJMuMWBrL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I think it is a shame that often conductors appear as the main feature on front covers.  It completely gives the wrong impression of the music within and does nothing to entice Classical newbies to listen to them.   Niether does it say anything about the actual composer.  It is as ludicrous as a photo of Stephen Kings publishing editor on the front of 'Carrie'...

Carrie yesterday
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mpBGa4P5jUo/Sqo8dyYq27I/AAAAAAAADsU/0yNSAQdWULc/s400/carrie1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 18, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
The Classical Music Industry is full of... uh,... non-photogenic people! How do they figure?,... I mean, the whole Pop Music Industry is built on photogenicisms (woah now!!),... they would NEVER put an Uchida, Dohnayni, or Levine on an album cover. NO WONDER Classical Music sales are low! Who wants to see a dogface on their Mahler, LvB, or whatever? Especially since the classical folks seem prone to ridiculous expressions,... oy!! ::)

I always thought it humorous that the album says 'MAHLER' (or whatever) in big huge letters, but then it is (say) Levine's ridiculous jewfro that we are given... kind of Pavlovian, no?

I want breasts! Big breasts! And lots of 'em!! ;) Breasts will sell Shostakovich's 7th,... I'm sure of it! ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 08:46:10 AM
[Spit drink out at jewfro]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on September 18, 2012, 08:47:32 AM
Not strictly the topic . . . not the worst-looking, probably, but certainly the wrong cover artwork:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 09:31:47 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on September 18, 2012, 08:47:32 AM
Not strictly the topic . . . not the worst-looking, probably, but certainly the wrong cover artwork:

Vivaldi has never looked so good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 18, 2012, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on September 18, 2012, 08:47:32 AM
Not strictly the topic . . . not the worst-looking, probably, but certainly the wrong cover artwork:
Girlfight? I donno...Vivaldi probably waded into more than a few girlfights at the orphanage!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on September 18, 2012, 10:08:29 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 18, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
I want breasts! Big breasts! And lots of 'em!! ;) Breasts will sell Shostakovich's 7th,... I'm sure of it! ::)

No.

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-bdtlSj4sj-0/UFi4OuOZEPI/AAAAAAAAALY/VqRgL6KGfhk/s512/Publication3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on September 18, 2012, 10:09:27 AM
"Dinsdale!" . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 18, 2012, 01:11:19 PM
He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and ... satire. He was vicious. Vicious, but fair.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 18, 2012, 06:42:16 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61A1FF1-mJL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on September 19, 2012, 05:57:21 AM
The problem here is subtle, but as a cellist it makes me feel queasy. Puts me off listening to the discs, which is a shame. I managed to get past that today and actually listen to the music inside, for which I am thankful as Daniel Shafran narfahS leinaD is just superb.

[asin]B000HC2NSS[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2012, 06:13:12 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 18, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
I want breasts! Big breasts! And lots of 'em!! ;) Breasts will sell Shostakovich's 7th,... I'm sure of it! ::)
If I wasn't at work right now I would so be using MS Paint to make this album cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 19, 2012, 06:48:59 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 18, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
...Levine's ridiculous jewfro...
What about Rattle's Anglofro?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 19, 2012, 06:58:36 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 18, 2012, 08:34:43 AM
I want breasts! Big breasts! And lots of 'em!! ;) Breasts will sell Shostakovich's 7th,... I'm sure of it! ::)

Quote from: Brian on September 19, 2012, 06:13:12 AM
If I wasn't at work right now I would so be using MS Paint to make this album cover.

Here you go:

<<Image removed by Admin>>


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 19, 2012, 07:08:58 AM
And they're real.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 19, 2012, 07:22:23 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on September 19, 2012, 07:08:58 AM
And they're real.  8)

Indeed. The photographer is known for using only natural models.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on September 19, 2012, 07:30:45 AM
We want each breast tattooed with the opening marking for the respective movement: Allegretto, Moderato (poco allegretto), Adagio, and Allegro non troppo.

The idea of a breast marked Cheerful, but not too much . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 19, 2012, 07:34:12 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on September 19, 2012, 06:48:59 AM
What about Rattle's Anglofro?

My step brother had a most ridiculous anglofro in the '70s... who's that guy on The Simpsons?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 19, 2012, 07:36:56 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 19, 2012, 06:58:36 AM
Here you go:

<<Image removed by Admin>>


Sarge

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!! :D :D :D

You know,... you... know...

...ah, what... was... I saying? ???

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!


(finally... it worked. Bwa-ha-ha-ha,... soon I'll get them to Post pics of...)


Wow, I need a nurse! :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 19, 2012, 07:47:56 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 19, 2012, 06:58:36 AM
Here you go:

<<Image removed by Admin>>


Sarge

By far the breast version I've ever heard, or seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on September 19, 2012, 08:30:21 AM
The liberated Soviet female! Down with capitalism!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 19, 2012, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 19, 2012, 07:36:56 AM

Wow, I need a nurse! :o

That outfit would be appropriate for a cover of Shosty's 7th, too.

Idle wondering: why exactly are there so few women on this forum ?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 19, 2012, 07:06:07 PM
Quote from: Luke on September 19, 2012, 05:57:21 AM
The problem here is subtle, but as a cellist it makes me feel queasy. Puts me off listening to the discs, which is a shame. I managed to get past that today and actually listen to the music inside, for which I am thankful as Daniel Shafran narfahS leinaD is just superb.

[asin]B000HC2NSS[/asin]

Problem, schroblem.   He's merely a nice Jewish boy who learned to play 'cello in Hebrew.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on September 20, 2012, 04:06:13 AM
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/VICTORIA-LOOSELEAF-Harpnosis-LP-Godess-GO-001-/00/$(KGrHqUOKikE3HdbyVp8BNynyeECM!~~_35.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on September 20, 2012, 04:19:26 AM
Quote from: Corey on September 20, 2012, 04:06:13 AM
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/VICTORIA-LOOSELEAF-Harpnosis-LP-Godess-GO-001-/00/$(KGrHqUOKikE3HdbyVp8BNynyeECM!~~_35.JPG)

Seemed a good idea at the time . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 20, 2012, 06:19:50 AM
Quote from: North Star on September 19, 2012, 12:06:40 PM
Idle wondering: why exactly are there so few women on this forum ?

The only coherent theory on that belongs to Josquin des Prez (the poster, not the composer)... but as someone once put it, coherence leads to madness.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 20, 2012, 01:33:42 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 19, 2012, 07:06:07 PM
Problem, schroblem.   He's merely a nice Jewish boy who learned to play 'cello in Hebrew.
;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on September 20, 2012, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: Corey on September 20, 2012, 04:06:13 AM
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/VICTORIA-LOOSELEAF-Harpnosis-LP-Godess-GO-001-/00/$(KGrHqUOKikE3HdbyVp8BNynyeECM!~~_35.JPG)
Looks like an assignment from high school art class.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 20, 2012, 01:44:38 PM
Quote from: Florestan on September 20, 2012, 06:19:50 AM
The only coherent theory on that belongs to Josquin des Prez (the poster, not the composer)... but as someone once put it, coherence leads to madness.  ;D

I was referring to the new Shosty artwork  :P
JdP isn't around anymore, though - something we can always be grateful of, I suppose. Perhaps JdP is/was not part of the solution, but of the problem, though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CaughtintheGaze on September 20, 2012, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: North Star on September 20, 2012, 01:44:38 PM
I was referring to the new Shosty artwork  :P
JdP isn't around anymore, though - something we can always be grateful of, I suppose. Perhaps JdP is/was not part of the solution, but of the problem, though.

Why there aren't more women? Mouth breathers.

As to the disappearance of JdP, I sincerely doubt grateful is a term I'd use.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 25, 2012, 03:38:05 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UJ0nQZIZL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

This was listed at the Amazon.com new releases here on GMG, it startled me, made me cry.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 26, 2012, 01:35:25 AM
Quote from: CaughtintheGaze on September 20, 2012, 02:06:34 PM

As to the disappearance of JdP, I sincerely doubt grateful is a term I'd use.
When he wrote about music, he was worthwhile.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 26, 2012, 02:44:51 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 26, 2012, 01:35:25 AM
When he wrote about music, he was worthwhile.
I think he was worthwhile as a whole. He was articulated in expression, firm in convictions and always polite even when his opponents were burying him under a heap of insults and ridicule. Sometimes I really miss him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 26, 2012, 05:32:30 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 25, 2012, 03:38:05 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UJ0nQZIZL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

This was listed at the Amazon.com new releases here on GMG, it startled me, made me cry.

Jeremy Renner as the famous male ballerina, Caputchik.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CaughtintheGaze on September 26, 2012, 05:37:43 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 26, 2012, 02:44:51 AM
I think he was worthwhile as a whole. He was articulated in expression, firm in convictions and always polite even when his opponents were burying him under a heap of insults and ridicule. Sometimes I really miss him.

He was never polite, and I have a feeling that even he would take issue with that sort of characterization.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 26, 2012, 05:40:41 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 26, 2012, 05:32:30 AM
Jeremy Renner as the famous male ballerina, Caputchik.

I was thinking more, Chris Kattan.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 26, 2012, 05:56:38 AM
Quote from: CaughtintheGaze on September 26, 2012, 05:37:43 AM
He was never polite, and I have a feeling that even he would take issue with that sort of characterization.
As if you'd know what being polite means...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on September 26, 2012, 06:03:22 AM
Quote from: CaughtintheGaze on September 20, 2012, 02:06:34 PM
Mouth breathers.

What is this expression?  'Mouth breathers?'  It is as strange as a shining coal.  What does it mean?  It has the air of offence in it, but I can't figure it.  I've seen you use it more than once, so I hope you can quell my curiosity over its meaning.  :-\  I may be mouth breathing myself, I just want to check.   :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CaughtintheGaze on September 26, 2012, 06:06:05 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 26, 2012, 05:56:38 AM
As if you'd know what being polite means...

You would be correct in your assertion of my understanding when it comes to matters of decorum.

Quote from: Scots John on September 26, 2012, 06:03:22 AM
What is this expression?  'Mouth breathers?'  It is as strange as a shining coal.  What does it mean?  It has the air of offence in it, but I can't figure it.  I've seen you use it more than once, so I hope you can quell my curiosity over its meaning.  :-\  I may be mouth breathing myself, I just want to check.   :P

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mouthbreather
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 26, 2012, 06:13:34 AM
Women tend to find being smug know-it-alls considerably less satisfying than men do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on September 26, 2012, 06:37:14 AM
Re the word Mouthbreathers.  I was right.  "It IS offensive!" he breathed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on September 26, 2012, 07:01:33 AM
Quote from: orfeo on September 26, 2012, 06:13:34 AM
Women tend to find being smug know-it-alls considerably less satisfying than men do.

No they don't...

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 26, 2012, 07:07:22 AM
So you're a ladies man, Gurn?  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on September 26, 2012, 07:48:59 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 26, 2012, 07:07:22 AM
So you're a ladies man, Gurn?  ;)

No, I'm a smug know-it-all. Generally speaking, however, the ladies are rather more fond of me than not. 0:)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CaughtintheGaze on September 26, 2012, 08:00:55 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on September 26, 2012, 07:48:59 AM
No, I'm a smug know-it-all. Generally speaking, however, the ladies are rather more fond of me than not. 0:)

8)

If that was remark was in reference to me, I have to also say that the women and men are quite fond of me as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 26, 2012, 08:10:28 AM
Friends, bad cover art, that's all, just bad cover art.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: CaughtintheGaze on September 26, 2012, 08:24:30 AM
(http://images.thegauntlet.com/pics/abruptum-band.gif)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 26, 2012, 03:11:47 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on September 26, 2012, 07:01:33 AM
No they don't...

8)

Ah. Sorry. On reflection, perhaps I should have said they much prefer to do it in person.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on October 05, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
And this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618Dgxwoj7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Terrible.

Just terrible.

(Maybe I can find a larger image so we can study it more closely.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on October 05, 2012, 09:39:50 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on October 05, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
And this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618Dgxwoj7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Terrible.

Just terrible.

(Maybe I can find a larger image so we can study it more closely.)
If this is a Josephine Baker tribute (which I think it is); it lacks a banana.


That would be right up........the alley for this site.

<<Image removed by Admin>>
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on October 05, 2012, 02:13:37 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618Dgxwoj7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mC%2BYqE4UL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Better?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 05, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on October 05, 2012, 08:24:32 AM
Unfortunately, this caught my eye in the new releases ribbon.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zExzpCxWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Some guys really need to be told the '80s are over.

He also needs to be told that casting for rejected semi-evil elves in Lord of the Rings is over.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on October 05, 2012, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on October 05, 2012, 08:24:32 AM
Unfortunately, this caught my eye in the new releases ribbon.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zExzpCxWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Some guys really need to be told the '80s are over.

Give the guy a break.  He just got disqualified from the Einstein lookalike competition by the judge standing next to him for not having a moustache.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on October 05, 2012, 06:46:59 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on October 05, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
And this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618Dgxwoj7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Terrible.

Just terrible.

(Maybe I can find a larger image so we can study it more closely.)

These photos you are posting are unquestionably the most offensive pictures I have ever seen on GMG.  To prove my point, I purchased a magnifying glass from a Taiwan importer to examine the picture in higher resolution and detail, covering it all over a deliberately long time, thereby being able to asses the psychological frustrations you have placed before your fellow GMG'ers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 05, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
Heterosexual men.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on October 05, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
Quote from: Scots John on October 05, 2012, 06:46:59 PM
These photos you are posting are unquestionably the most offensive pictures I have ever seen on GMG.  To prove my point, I purchased a magnifying glass from a Taiwan importer to examine the picture in higher resolution and detail, covering it all over a deliberately long time, thereby being able to asses the psychological frustrations you have placed before your fellow GMG'ers.

Hi John - I posted a LARGER image of this cover art in another thread; unfortunately, the clothing obscures the underlying anatomic details - RATS!  Dave  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on October 06, 2012, 04:15:47 AM
Quote from: SonicMan46 on October 05, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
Hi John - I posted a LARGER image of this cover art in another thread; unfortunately, the clothing obscures the underlying anatomic details - RATS!  Dave  ;D
As a physician your interest is doubtless purely professional.

I'm still wondering how the record company got hold of that photo of my wife...?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on October 06, 2012, 05:56:12 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on October 06, 2012, 04:15:47 AM
As a physician your interest is doubtless purely professional.

Well, despite being a radiologist, I don't have xray vision unfortunately!    :(  ;D 

Quote from: DavidRoss on October 06, 2012, 04:15:47 AM
I'm still wondering how the record company got hold of that photo of my wife...?

Lucky man!   :D  Dave

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 06, 2012, 08:11:02 AM
Quote from: orfeo on October 05, 2012, 05:48:45 PM
He also needs to be told that casting for rejected semi-evil elves in Lord of the Rings is over.

No, he looks like a wet puppy from a Sarah MacLacklan(sic) video, HA HA ;D

He's playing the girl poodle in the Broadway version of 'Dogs'.


An old metal friend of mine used to talk about metal players, and say, if the metal player was losing his hair (say, David lee Roth), he would say, Boy, he's got PROBLEMS. Haha,... not about the music sucking,... but that IS what these guys HAVE TO be conscious of, and eventually get a haircut, or they risk looking like this guy, who really is channelling Klaus Meine(sic?) of the Scorpions.

Hair is very, very important!!

Currently, the genes on the 'hair' side of the family, and 'bald' side, have been duking it out. I have the two 'solar panels' on either side, with a nice 'landing strip' in the middle (no, not THAT kind, haha). I can not really wear my hair in rock star fashion any longer and am trying to come up with a style that will work FOR me, haha. Work it, work it!!

God smote with with no side burns, so my options are limited.

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

I can only pray I don't end up here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 08, 2012, 01:14:24 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on October 05, 2012, 09:31:06 AM
And this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/618Dgxwoj7L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Terrible.

Just terrible.

(Maybe I can find a larger image so we can study it more closely.)

Errrmmm... what's wrong with that?  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on October 08, 2012, 04:22:18 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 08, 2012, 01:14:24 AM
Errrmmm... what's wrong with that?  ???

I have spent hours scrutinizing it with high resolution equipment Andre, and I find nothing wrong with it.   :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on October 09, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
The gentleman (?) at the piano is probably not Edith Farnaby (who is the pianist playing on the disc), nor is the lady (singer?) standing in front.     There is a cover credit for the candelabra, however.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on October 09, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: listener on October 09, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
The gentleman (?) at the piano is probably not Edith Farnaby (who is the pianist playing on the disc), nor is the lady (singer?) standing in front.     There is a cover credit for the candelabra, however.

Well, should be a 'guy' @ the piano staring at that buxom gal, but the one who comes to mind w/ a candelabra doesn't fit the role!  ;) ;D 

(http://content8.flixster.com/photo/12/98/53/12985342_ori.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on October 09, 2012, 01:54:59 PM
Sorry - server issue w/ my post duplicated - UGHH!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on October 09, 2012, 04:27:10 PM
Quote from: SonicMan46 on October 09, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Well, should be a 'guy' @ the piano staring at that buxom gal, but the one who comes to mind w/ a candelabra doesn't fit the role!  ;) ;D 
  A quite
... which is why I put the ?   A quite mystifying combination which I won't dwell on.  vide Hans Conreid's attire* in my avatar.
*from Dr. Seuss'  Dr.T
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 10, 2012, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: listener on October 09, 2012, 12:56:06 PM
The gentleman (?) at the piano is probably not Edith Farnaby (who is the pianist playing on the disc), nor is the lady (singer?) standing in front.     There is a cover credit for the candelabra, however.

Is she at least Hungarian?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on October 10, 2012, 01:58:01 AM
Quote from: orfeo on October 10, 2012, 01:42:52 AM
Is she at least Hungarian?
Edith Farnadi   born in Budapest, started her studies at the age of seven at the Budapest Academy with Arnold Szekely, graduated at the age of seventeen, and became a professor there.   The cover babe is unidentified.    The candelabra is courtesy of Plummer Inc.
I don't have the other two discs of the set.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 10, 2012, 03:03:49 AM
Ah. I meant the 'cover babe'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 11, 2012, 08:23:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cMKXrlAlL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

Here's a good caption-filler cover...

"Guess what magic I hold in my hands?" -spoken in his Gandalf-voice impression

"My hands stink of onions."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 11, 2012, 09:17:56 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 11, 2012, 08:23:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cMKXrlAlL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

Here's a good caption-filler cover...

"Guess what magic I hold in my hands?" -spoken in his Gandalf-voice impression

"My hands stink of onions."

Hmmm...I thought his hands stunk of a new moisturizer that he purchased from a Mary Kay saleswoman? :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 11, 2012, 07:55:49 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 11, 2012, 08:23:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cMKXrlAlL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

Here's a good caption-filler cover...

"Guess what magic I hold in my hands?" -spoken in his Gandalf-voice impression

"My hands stink of onions."

She kinda pretty, but needs to let her hair grow out. 8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 01, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
BIS makes some really beautiful covers, a few of the very best, which makes it all the weirder when they poop out something like this:

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/bisbis1773.jpg)

Heck, check out their new releases gallery (http://bis.se/index.php) and this sticks out like a fat kid in husky jeans at a black tie cocktail reception.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 01, 2012, 10:37:55 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 01, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
BIS makes some really beautiful covers, a few of the very best, which makes it all the weirder when they poop out something like this:

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/bisbis1773.jpg)

Heck, check out their new releases gallery (http://bis.se/index.php) and this sticks out like a fat kid in husky jeans at a black tie cocktail reception.

Haha, all that's missing is a burning cigarette dangling from his fingers. ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 02, 2012, 02:47:29 AM
Quote from: Brian on November 01, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
BIS makes some really beautiful covers, a few of the very best, which makes it all the weirder when they poop out something like this:

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/bisbis1773.jpg)

Heck, check out their new releases gallery (http://bis.se/index.php) and this sticks out like a fat kid in husky jeans at a black tie cocktail reception.

I find the real creativity of this cover to be in the fading letters of "Pavane", suggesting that the viewer, perhaps similar to the cover's subject, will doze off during the performance.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 03, 2012, 04:29:59 PM
Asleep? Looks more like "dead".

As in Pavane for a dead prince(ss).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 03, 2012, 07:52:34 PM
Headless...torso-less...arms in limbo...I guess there's a dream there somewhere...


[asin]B00007L4R7[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on November 03, 2012, 08:35:23 PM
Quote from: orfeo on November 03, 2012, 04:29:59 PM
Asleep? Looks more like "dead".

Sequel to Weekend at Bernie's, Weekend at Maxim's, culminating in a performance of Cage 4'33.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 07, 2012, 02:48:26 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/07/equdy5ed.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 13, 2012, 03:58:43 AM
I've been having a pain in my shoulder for some time now...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iNsM-lyNL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2012, 04:11:49 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VZv4xK0hL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 06:22:12 AM
Quote from: Corey on November 13, 2012, 04:11:49 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VZv4xK0hL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I like that one!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 13, 2012, 06:58:26 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 06:22:12 AM
I like that one!

I agree with Scarpia.  It suggests to me a nice civilized 21st century start of the day--checking  email and Facebook and GMG while drinking the morning coffee and listening to good music.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 13, 2012, 08:22:27 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/14/3asu2uvu.jpg).
"Surprise! Guess who?!"


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/14/eja7e7ub.jpg).
"You know who."


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/14/abu7ehuv.jpg).
"I love column."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulSC on November 13, 2012, 11:59:33 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 13, 2012, 08:22:27 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/11/14/3asu2uvu.jpg).
"Surprise! Guess who?!"
Or: "Are you tired of string sections that play with a vibrato this wide?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2012, 12:18:31 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on November 13, 2012, 06:58:26 AM
I agree with Scarpia.  It suggests to me a nice civilized 21st century start of the day--checking  email and Facebook and GMG while drinking the morning coffee and listening to good music.

The design is not horrible, but it looks like what it is: a stock photograph with a picture of C.P.E. Bach photoshopped onto the computer screen. I just think as a rule it's not a good idea to incorporate recent technology into a design for something that will be purchased several years from now. It dates.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 13, 2012, 12:20:16 PM
Quote from: Corey on November 13, 2012, 12:18:31 PM
The design is not horrible, but it looks like what it is: a stock photograph with a picture of C.P.E. Bach photoshopped onto the computer screen. I just think as a rule it's not a good idea to incorporate recent technology into a design for something that will be purchased several years from now. It dates.

Guess what! Volume 2 is on the way and it replaces that oldfangled computer with an iPad.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CD98.653.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2012, 12:45:13 PM
Either that is a tiny iPad, or those earphones are massive!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 12:48:11 PM
Quote from: Corey on November 13, 2012, 12:18:31 PM
The design is not horrible, but it looks like what it is: a stock photograph with a picture of C.P.E. Bach photoshopped onto the computer screen. I just think as a rule it's not a good idea to incorporate recent technology into a design for something that will be purchased several years from now. It dates.

Exactly, that's why JSB didn't put a picture of a Harpsichord on the cover of the clavierubung. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2012, 04:50:59 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 12:48:11 PM
Exactly, that's why JSB didn't put a picture of a Harpsichord on the cover of the clavierubung.

There's a difference in that people are still using and restoring harpsichords, while computers made only 10 years ago (or less!) are lying in a scrap heap.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 05:06:12 PM
Quote from: Corey on November 13, 2012, 04:50:59 PM
There's a difference in that people are still using and restoring harpsichords, while computers made only 10 years ago (or less!) are lying in a scrap heap.

Maybe in 300 years historically informed gamers will be restoring IBM XT's to play Super Mario Brothers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulSC on November 13, 2012, 05:28:00 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 05:06:12 PM
Maybe in 300 years historically informed gamers will be restoring IBM XT's to play Super Mario Brothers.
The period computer movement has already begun! (http://www.vintage-computer.com/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 13, 2012, 05:44:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61NQDiiD3vL._AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518WQfik6PL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I loves me some Norrington, but the man looks more like a wacky comedian in most of his covers rather than a conductor.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on November 13, 2012, 06:29:23 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 13, 2012, 05:44:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61NQDiiD3vL._AA300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518WQfik6PL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

I loves me some Norrington, but the man looks more like a wacky comedian in most of his covers rather than a conductor.

Thanks for tuning in ladies and gentlemen to the Laugh Hour starring Roger Norrington and this man:

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/SimonRattle021008_450x371.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Corey on November 13, 2012, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on November 13, 2012, 05:06:12 PM
Maybe in 300 years historically informed gamers will be restoring IBM XT's to play Super Mario Brothers.

Stop presenting counter-examples and just admit I'm right!!

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 15, 2012, 01:53:00 PM
Happy times at the undertakers convention...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cxhoOlWCL._SL500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 15, 2012, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on November 15, 2012, 01:56:39 PM
That is a really good recording - maybe my favorite recording of the Bartok sonata for two pianos and percussion. 

I believe you that the recording is good...the cover design however........



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on November 15, 2012, 06:32:53 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 19, 2012, 06:58:36 AM
Here you go:

<<Image removed by Admin>>


Sarge
This is great. As much as I like the one on the left, I'd probably choose the one on the right if given the choice.
Probably because she reminds me of Mikuru:
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15600000/Mikuru-Asahina-mikuru-asahina-fan-club-15680368-960-540.jpg)



Speaking of Jewfros on p.57...
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHcBtoEx48enBJTCvg4BWo88gMNDRZvX2d7g0RB7fh02CDD1iJYkKs0DnicA)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 15, 2012, 08:38:34 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on November 15, 2012, 01:56:39 PM
That is a really good recording - maybe my favorite recording of the Bartok sonata for two pianos and percussion.

I really wish for a Kontarsky DG Box, no? :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 18, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
BAM!

[asin]B00000F1D9[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 18, 2012, 06:24:21 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 18, 2012, 05:52:31 AM
BAM!

[asin]B00000F1D9[/asin]

Wow. Front runner for worst EVER.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 23, 2012, 06:21:05 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513u%2BM0iPHL._SL650_AA450_.jpg)

"Psst. Hey, I'm over here."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 23, 2012, 06:24:59 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RAZGdYimL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Elgar's essentials, in outer space!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 24, 2012, 03:04:05 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 23, 2012, 06:24:59 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RAZGdYimL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Elgar's essentials, in outer space!

I don't have a problem with the combination of space and Elgar but the execution of this cover "art" is extremely amateurish. A colourful stardust background and a cut-out black and white portrait photograph just don't go together not to mention the dull "Elgar - Essentials" texts and the the overall layout. The cover says: "Please, keep left Sir Elgar so people can see the stars."

::)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on November 24, 2012, 04:23:02 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 24, 2012, 03:04:05 AM
I don't have a problem with the combination of space and Elgar but the execution of this cover "art" is extremely amateurish. A colourful stardust background and a cut-out black and white portrait photograph just don't go together not to mention the dull "Elgar - Essentials" texts and the the overall layout. The cover says: "Please, keep left Sir Elgar so people can see the stars."

::)

I don't believe this is an actual CD/LP cover, just an image for a digital download. I'm more inclined to cut them some slack for slapping something together that doesn't actually exist as printed matter.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 24, 2012, 05:58:47 AM
It is a digital download, in fact their are other ones from this series with the same cover but different composer. And digital albums present some of the most creatively bad, but entertaining covers. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 24, 2012, 06:14:52 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 24, 2012, 05:58:47 AM
It is a digital download, in fact their are other ones from this series with the same cover but different composer.

A different astronomical object, too, my classical music-listening toy simian friend. Let's not forget that. 0:)

Elgar gets the Orion Nebula. RVW has a mirror image of the 'Baja' region of the North American nebula. (There's aren't enough clues to identify Handel's background. :() And I've only managed to locate these two apart from Elgar.

Ooh, some more!:
Beethoven - Trifid Nebula
Bach - Storm clouds over choppy waters :-\
Mozart - Seems like the rim of the Andromeda galaxy
Tchaikovsky - seems purely CG stuff; although "Essential Works" has the Orion and the Running Man complex.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 24, 2012, 06:34:06 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on November 24, 2012, 06:14:52 AM
A different astronomical object, too, my classical music-listening toy simian friend. Let's not forget that. 0:)

Elgar gets the Orion Nebula. RVW has a mirror image of the 'Baja' region of the North American nebula. (There's aren't enough clues to identify Handel's background. :() And I've only managed to locate these two apart from Elgar.

Ooh, some more!:
Beethoven - Trifid Nebula
Bach - Storm clouds over choppy waters :-\
Mozart - Seems like the rim of the Andromeda galaxy
Tchaikovsky - seems purely CG stuff; although "Essential Works" has the Orion and the Running Man complex.

Then someone did put some thought into these covers, well done.  8) (You can tell I didn't inspect more than the thumnails of the rest of them, I passed them up as slapping something together covers)
Now lets solve the mystery of what connects these astronomical images to their respective composers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on November 24, 2012, 06:44:21 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 24, 2012, 06:34:06 AM
Then someone did put some thought into these covers, well done.  8)

I didn't imply that. I was simply playing Identify that Nebula. ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Kontrapunctus on November 24, 2012, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 01, 2012, 02:15:07 PM
BIS makes some really beautiful covers, a few of the very best, which makes it all the weirder when they poop out something like this:

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/bisbis1773.jpg)

I just ordered this SACD--I hope that isn't my response to it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 24, 2012, 02:11:13 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 23, 2012, 06:24:59 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RAZGdYimL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Elgar's essentials, in outer space!

Take two stock images, and a tube of glue...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2012, 04:32:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S7P0nFTCL._SS500_.jpg)

Seiji Ozawa in rehearsal alongside his lesser known twin, Seiji.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on November 28, 2012, 04:33:59 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 28, 2012, 04:32:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S7P0nFTCL._SS500_.jpg)

Seiji Ozawa in rehearsal alongside his lesser known twin, Seiji.

Ha! I was also thinking "Will the real Seiji Ozawa please stand?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on November 28, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
I thought this cover was pretty horrible:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00080LEHK.01.L.jpg)

Another GMG member posted this cover in the listening thread and I thought was so awful that it would perfectly suit this thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 29, 2012, 03:19:32 AM
Well, it partly goes with the completely bizarre title...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on November 29, 2012, 06:39:15 AM
Quote from: orfeo on November 29, 2012, 03:19:32 AM
Well, it partly goes with the completely bizarre title...

Yeah, but it's still an ugly, unappealing cover to say the least.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: J.Z. Herrenberg on November 30, 2012, 06:01:20 AM
Just in, thanks to: http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html (http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html)


(http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arthausmusik1003891-550x784.jpg)





Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 30, 2012, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: J. Z. Herrenberg on November 30, 2012, 06:01:20 AM
Just in, thanks to: http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html (http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html)


(http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arthausmusik1003891-550x784.jpg)

Even better when you HAVE to scroll from the top, slowly revealing the bottom half, haha!!


Quote from: Mirror Image on November 28, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
I thought this cover was pretty horrible:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00080LEHK.01.L.jpg)

Another GMG member posted this cover in the listening thread and I thought was so awful that it would perfectly suit this thread.

And I thought Bridge had a lock on that type of cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on December 01, 2012, 02:02:12 AM
Quote from: J. Z. Herrenberg on November 30, 2012, 06:01:20 AM
Just in, thanks to: http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html (http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/2012/11/ghastliest-classical-cover-of-2012.html)

Haha! I was just about to post the same having seen it in Naxos' recent newsletter. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 05, 2012, 03:59:45 AM
Quote from: James on December 05, 2012, 02:53:29 AM
Helikopter-Streichquartett (1992-93) 31:20
Studioproduktion 1996

Irvine Arditti, David Alberman, violins
Garth Knox, viola; Rohan de Saram, cello

"The Grasshoppers" (helicopter acrobatic team)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

http://www.stockhausencds.com/Stockhausen_Edition_CD53.htm


I nearly started Apart from the inset photo which does not flatter the composer . . . only the unattractive appearance was probably deliberate, as the cover looks to me an obvious knock-off of this choice artifact from the '60s:

<<Image removed by Admin>>

. . . reinforcing the composer's "If you're a hippie, I'm your classical man!" image ; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 05, 2012, 05:49:16 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 05, 2012, 03:59:45 AM
<<Image removed by Admin>>

WTF?  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 05, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
Exactly. The cover of the debut album for a group you almost have to be a rock music nerd to have heard anything about: Blind Faith.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 05, 2012, 05:55:56 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 05, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
Exactly. The cover of the debut album for a group you almost have to be a rock music nerd to have heard anything about: Blind Faith.

I reckon it should be a very sought after memorabilia amongst rock music pedophiles audiophiles...  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on December 05, 2012, 05:57:14 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 05, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
Exactly. The cover of the debut album for a group you almost have to be a rock music nerd to have heard anything about: Blind Faith.

You have to be blind or have incredible faith to love that picture. Thus the cover is appropriate.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 05, 2012, 06:02:35 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 05, 2012, 05:55:56 AM
I reckon it should be a very sought after memorabilia amongst rock music pedophiles audiophiles...  ;D ;D ;D

Some might have been, say, 11 when that came out? hmmm? ;)

no? I'm just sayin' ::),...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 05, 2012, 06:03:26 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 05, 2012, 05:55:56 AM
I reckon it should be a very sought after memorabilia amongst rock music pedophiles audiophiles...  ;D ;D ;D

Some might have been, say, 11 when that came out? hmmm? ;)

no? I'm just sayin' ::),...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 05, 2012, 06:04:36 AM
Wow! A rare double Post!! OOoooOOOO,... it's like a double rainbow. :'(... so... :'(beautiful...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 05, 2012, 06:06:05 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on December 05, 2012, 06:04:36 AM
Wow! A rare double Post!! OOoooOOOO,... it's like a double rainbow. :'(... so... :'(beautiful...

Could be worth something someday.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on December 07, 2012, 01:28:04 PM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 05, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
Exactly. The cover of the debut album for a group you almost have to be a rock music nerd to have heard anything about: Blind Faith.

... which is amazing for a band made up of two-thirds of Cream (Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker) and Steve Windwood.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on December 08, 2012, 07:01:14 AM
Quote from: J. Z. Herrenberg on November 30, 2012, 06:01:20 AM(http://www.artsjournal.com/slippeddisc/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/arthausmusik1003891-550x784.jpg)

This hurts, you know.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on December 08, 2012, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 05, 2012, 05:50:55 AM
Exactly. The cover of the debut album for a group you almost have to be a rock music nerd to have heard anything about: Blind Faith.

A rock music nerd...or, simply of a certain age  ;)  Actually, Blind Faith was HUGE in its brief life (about a year in existence, 1968-69). Their only album went to Number 1 in both the UK and US; sold over half a million copies in its first month. But the egos involved couldn't sustain the band.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on December 08, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 08, 2012, 08:39:00 AM
A rock music nerd...or, simply of a certain age  ;)  Actually, Blind Faith was HUGE in its brief life (about a year in existence, 1968-69). Their only album went to Number 1 in both the UK and US; sold over half a million copies in its first month. But the egos involved couldn't sustain the band.

Sarge

I also remember Blind Faith as being huge.  However, I asked my wife if she remembered the group; she said no though we were living together  even back then.  So Karl might be correct on this one.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on December 10, 2012, 04:31:12 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/10/e9uqa5en.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 10, 2012, 04:57:16 AM
Take that, Georg Phillip!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 10, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 08, 2012, 08:39:00 AM
A rock music nerd...or, simply of a certain age  ;)  Actually, Blind Faith was HUGE in its brief life (about a year in existence, 1968-69). Their only album went to Number 1 in both the UK and US; sold over half a million copies in its first month. But the egos involved couldn't sustain the band.

Sarge

Quote from: Sammy on December 08, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
I also remember Blind Faith as being huge.  However, I asked my wife if she remembered the group; she said no though we were living together  even back then.  So Karl might be correct on this one.

FWIW (just one chap's perspective), I don't think I should have known of them, if I hadn't read of them in (something much like) The Rolling Stone Guide to Rock Music & Musicians back in the late '70s . . . .

(The big upside from that book, whatever its actual title and provenance, is that reading the respective articles on King Crimson and the Bonzo Dog Band revolutionized my listening experience.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on December 10, 2012, 05:27:11 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on December 10, 2012, 05:05:54 AM
FWIW (just one chap's perspective), I don't think I should have known of them, if I hadn't read of them in (something much like) The Rolling Stone Guide to Rock Music & Musicians back in the late '70s . . . .

(The big upside from that book, whatever its actual title and provenance, is that reading the respective articles on King Crimson and the Bonzo Dog Band revolutionized my listening experience.)

Believe my they were BIG. They included Rich Gretch from one of my favorite bands at the time, Family. Why don't anyone mention him?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on December 10, 2012, 05:49:37 AM
Quote from: The new erato on December 10, 2012, 05:27:11 AM
Believe my they were BIG. They included Rich Gretch from one of my favorite bands at the time, Family. Why don't anyone mention him?

I did...in the non-classical listening thread.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 10, 2012, 05:50:14 AM
I'm sure they were big, but not Abba big, no way ; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on December 10, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 10, 2012, 05:49:37 AM
I did...in the non-classical listening thread.

Sarge
I noticed - should have said "nobody except the bazooka slinger".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on December 11, 2012, 03:21:23 AM
Ahh!!!  :o

[asin]B009KY0VQK[/asin]

*Shudders!*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gold Knight on December 11, 2012, 01:15:39 PM
How about this one from Trane; the music is great, but its cover: YIKES!  :o
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61JyJJqIJuL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 12, 2012, 04:32:16 AM
Quote from: Gold Knight on December 11, 2012, 01:15:39 PM
How about this one from Trane; the music is great, but its cover: YIKES!  :o
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61JyJJqIJuL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

A candidate for the ugliest ever indeed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 12, 2012, 04:40:50 AM
Makes Peter Gabriel's "Melt" cover look artistic in comparison!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Os43xbFHL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on December 12, 2012, 06:10:31 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on December 10, 2012, 04:31:12 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/10/e9uqa5en.jpg)

That is truly lovely....

Perhaps even a bit more than my little guy;

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/middlefingervx6.jpg)


8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 12, 2012, 06:42:56 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on December 10, 2012, 04:31:12 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/10/e9uqa5en.jpg)

"I'm firing my agent!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on December 18, 2012, 07:02:31 AM
So, is he for or against The Mission?

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/aparteap048.jpg)

(I'm not calling it ugly, mind you; it simply reminds me of an ugly cover. ;))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 18, 2012, 07:05:01 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on December 18, 2012, 07:02:31 AM
So, is he for or against The Mission?

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/aparteap048.jpg)

(I'm not calling it ugly, mind you; it simply reminds me of an ugly cover. ;))

Slayer 'does' Handel
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 18, 2012, 07:55:10 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on December 18, 2012, 07:32:31 AM
Slayer 'does' Handel
How's your memory doing? (or eyesight...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on December 18, 2012, 08:40:37 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on December 18, 2012, 07:02:31 AM
So, is he for or against The Mission?

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/aparteap048.jpg)

(I'm not calling it ugly, mind you; it simply reminds me of an ugly cover. ;))

Hmmm - at first, I thought the lower description was Bald Guys -  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on December 18, 2012, 08:56:46 AM
Quote from: SonicMan46 on December 18, 2012, 08:40:37 AM
Hmmm - at first, I thought the lower description was Bald Guys -  :D

;D

Sort of like this fellow?

(http://www.cooperpiano.com/Portals/99598/images/handel-piano.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on December 28, 2012, 10:03:39 AM
Mon amour, will you not come up and see my musical scores?
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/sep2012/trompeteng_ttlerpommer.jpg)

(Come on, you knew it was only a matter of time before that cover migrated to this thread....)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on December 28, 2012, 10:05:37 AM
"Have I shown you my mechanical eraser?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on December 28, 2012, 10:07:05 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on December 28, 2012, 10:03:39 AM
Mon amour, will you not come up and see my musical scores?
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/sep2012/trompeteng_ttlerpommer.jpg)

(Come on, you knew it was only a matter of time before that cover migrated to this thread....)

Totally crossed my noggin when I laid eyes on this bad-boy. You beat me to it, Jeffrey.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on December 28, 2012, 11:08:36 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on December 28, 2012, 10:03:39 AM
(Come on, you knew it was only a matter of time before that cover migrated to this thread....)

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on December 28, 2012, 10:07:05 AM
Totally crossed my noggin when I laid eyes on this bad-boy. You beat me to it, Jeffrey.

I'm happy I could contribute something worthwhile to this thread.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on December 29, 2012, 01:32:57 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UDHujnahL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on December 29, 2012, 04:38:42 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on December 28, 2012, 10:03:39 AM
Mon amour, will you not come up and see my musical scores?
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/sep2012/trompeteng_ttlerpommer.jpg)

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRqJ5Y_zbw5dOGj6tpuD7QtT7nvRb4gUcBMdvXaHlnwQIf9Ljw1Q)

... or some varm milk... perhaps?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on December 29, 2012, 05:18:27 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on December 29, 2012, 01:32:57 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UDHujnahL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
???
Is that a sheep costume...?  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 29, 2012, 06:56:49 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on December 29, 2012, 01:32:57 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UDHujnahL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

ARE THOSE BREAST IMPLANTS :o?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gold Knight on December 29, 2012, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on Today at 07:56:49 AM (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?topic=239.msg684032#msg684032)
ARE THOSE BREAST IMPLANTS :o ?

:'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 02, 2013, 12:08:52 PM
(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/AMG/covers/large/242/2424757.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on January 02, 2013, 12:19:09 PM
It's a fair cop.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 09:59:30 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/72/93/4bcd024128a0d273a26a1010.L._AA300_.jpg)


Jazz Hands!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PaulR on January 27, 2013, 10:09:51 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 09:59:30 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/72/93/4bcd024128a0d273a26a1010.L._AA300_.jpg)


Jazz Hands!!
"Press button here and instantly play the harmonica!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 27, 2013, 10:26:56 AM
Either that's a really short CD, or a really long harmonica concerto.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on January 27, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 02, 2013, 12:08:52 PM
(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/AMG/covers/large/242/2424757.jpg)

"let me show you where I touched her."

:o :o :o
:o :o :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on January 27, 2013, 12:18:01 PM
I believe this cover has been posted on this thread before, but recent reference on the LvB 9 thread demanded it be seen here as well.  ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51h56OI2N-L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on January 27, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 09:59:30 AM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/72/93/4bcd024128a0d273a26a1010.L._AA300_.jpg)


Jazz Hands!!

Is it possible to have a tasteful cover for a classical harmonica album?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Quote from: Szykneij on January 27, 2013, 03:58:19 PM
Is it possible to have a tasteful cover for a classical harmonica album?

Oh, not only tasteful, but downright classy.


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61zS3oVoSLL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 27, 2013, 05:48:52 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Oh, not only tasteful, but downright classy.


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61zS3oVoSLL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

:D The "Harmonicats". :D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on January 28, 2013, 06:47:29 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on January 27, 2013, 05:48:52 PM
:D The "Harmonicats". :D

(http://themixtressonline.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/harmonicats.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 28, 2013, 03:18:43 PM
Quote from: Rinaldo on January 28, 2013, 06:47:29 AM
(http://themixtressonline.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/harmonicats.jpg)

Ha!!



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on January 28, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 27, 2013, 04:06:33 PM
Oh, not only tasteful, but downright classy.


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61zS3oVoSLL._SL550_AA350_.jpg)

Without the tuxes ...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TL9EdjIYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 28, 2013, 05:42:33 PM
Quote from: Szykneij on January 28, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
Without the tuxes ...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TL9EdjIYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

It just keeps getting better!! LOL!!!



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on January 28, 2013, 05:57:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sHoSr-jhL._SS550_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on January 28, 2013, 06:01:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T183KAP3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg) 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on January 28, 2013, 07:15:10 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 28, 2013, 06:01:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T183KAP3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

That's a scary photo for me. 
Scary because I just realized I remember when he the next big new guy in the conducting world.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on January 28, 2013, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: Szykneij on January 28, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
Without the tuxes ...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TL9EdjIYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Wondering if the shape of harmonicas are meant to represent something...  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on January 28, 2013, 07:29:45 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 28, 2013, 05:57:00 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sHoSr-jhL._SS550_.jpg)

That's just terrible...ly funny haha!! Photoshop, right?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: rhomboid on January 28, 2013, 09:38:56 PM
Not bad

(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Bio-BIG/Barrio-Isidro-03.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on January 28, 2013, 11:32:53 PM
I'll double post this
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on January 29, 2013, 02:18:52 PM
I see Sir Simon's homage to Spinal Tap went over like a uranium soap bubble.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on January 29, 2013, 02:37:03 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 28, 2013, 06:01:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41T183KAP3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)  (http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003214343/1330429650_obama_afro_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg)

Yep, those 'afros' were quite popular!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on February 12, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Hmm....



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NEPD0MNJL.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on February 14, 2013, 07:46:02 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on February 12, 2013, 10:13:02 PM
Hmm....



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NEPD0MNJL.jpg)

I can almost see some boobie in the water's reflection!! HA!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on February 22, 2013, 06:52:55 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VpOpfkHqL._SY450_.jpg)


Bloomin Onion made a recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on February 24, 2013, 07:18:38 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2035/diefrau.jpg)

More here:

http://www.kusc.org/Blog/kusc/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10312566 (http://www.kusc.org/Blog/kusc/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10312566)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on February 24, 2013, 11:10:36 AM
"The photographs of Bartoli commissioned to accompany "Sacrificium" are as striking as the music on the CD. Playing with the theme of gender confusion inherent in the topic, the photographer Uli Weber placed Bartoli's head, her face whitened with makeup, atop various marble statues of men."

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12144_208587322422_2050591_n.jpg)
(http://media.npr.org/assets/music/firstlisten/2009/ceciliabartoli/bartoli-321d1395c7cd542b07f4f418083cefe513e71a9f-s6-c10.jpg)


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RN2XNr6CWF8/S1BYfa7oqmI/AAAAAAAACNA/Ey7MDq1UFQY/s320/bartoli_sacri_rev_header.jpg)
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 04, 2013, 07:03:35 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/05/y3e6y8eh.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 05, 2013, 07:57:32 AM
Quote from: Szykneij on February 24, 2013, 07:18:38 AM
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2035/diefrau.jpg)

More here:

http://www.kusc.org/Blog/kusc/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10312566 (http://www.kusc.org/Blog/kusc/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10312566)

Our Thread's much better!! ;)

This is most certainly, STILL, one of the Top3 most startling Classical CD Covers. Can someone 'open' it?:

http://www.amazon.com/Rameau-Suites-Platée-Dardanus-McGegan/dp/B000006O5V/ref=sr_1_7?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1362502589&sr=1-7&keywords=rameau+opera
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 05, 2013, 08:17:18 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on March 05, 2013, 07:57:32 AM
Our Thread's much better!! ;)

This is most certainly, STILL, one of the Top3 most startling Classical CD Covers. Can someone 'open' it?:

http://www.amazon.com/Rameau-Suites-Platée-Dardanus-McGegan/dp/B000006O5V/ref=sr_1_7?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1362502589&sr=1-7&keywords=rameau+opera

It's a great disc! And the cover is the main character from the opera, Platée.

Still frightening, yes. But not as egnimatic as the celestial deer peeing on a naked women.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on March 05, 2013, 08:55:27 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 05, 2013, 08:17:18 AM
Still frightening, yes. But not as egnimatic as the celestial deer peeing on a naked women.  :)

Peeing from an eye. On a naked pregnant woman.

These little details matter, dear Sock Monkey. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 05, 2013, 09:18:10 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 05, 2013, 08:55:27 AM
Peeing from an eye. On a naked pregnant woman.

These little details matter, dear Sock Monkey. ;D

I know, I was short on time. Thought I at least hit the important details.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 06, 2013, 10:53:35 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 05, 2013, 08:55:27 AM
Peeing from an eye. On a naked pregnant woman.

These little details matter, dear Sock Monkey. ;D

:laugh: :'( :laugh: :'( :laugh: :'( :laugh: :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 13, 2013, 04:50:02 AM
Courtesy of Awkward Classical Music Photos (http://awkwardclassicalmusicphotos.com/category/singers/)
More photos than cover art, but definitely worth a look or three.

(http://awkwardclassicalmusicphotos.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/brodsky-quartet-otter2.jpg?w=590) 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on March 13, 2013, 09:09:08 AM
Doesn't get any worse than this:


[asin]B00A0IOIYQ[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MishaK on March 13, 2013, 09:15:18 AM
Quote from: listener on January 28, 2013, 11:32:53 PM
I'll double post this

Gov. Blagojevich made a disc?

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on February 22, 2013, 06:52:55 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VpOpfkHqL._SY450_.jpg)


Bloomin Onion made a recording.

This actually was a fad for a while among German orchestras to take group pictures from the pooping pigeon perspective. Aachen is just about 7 years late in catching on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on March 13, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
Quote from: Sammy on March 13, 2013, 09:09:08 AM
Doesn't get any worse than this:

[asin]B00A0IOIYQ[/asin]

What's wrong with that? This might actually be the first cover featuring Dudamel that I sort of like!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 13, 2013, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 13, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
What's wrong with that? This might actually be the first cover featuring Dudamel that I sort of like!
"Fiesta" has a perfectly good cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on March 13, 2013, 03:15:09 PM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 13, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
What's wrong with that? This might actually be the first cover featuring Dudamel that I sort of like!

It's a fine cover if you like to watch people puke. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on March 13, 2013, 06:12:57 PM
How about a thread for cool looking covers? Why all the negativity with bad covers? We know they're in abundance when classical music is concerned.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on March 13, 2013, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on March 13, 2013, 06:12:57 PM
How about a thread for cool looking covers? Why all the negativity with bad covers? We know they're in abundance when classical music is concerned.

Perhaps this one (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,19.0.html)?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 13, 2013, 07:31:02 PM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 13, 2013, 09:19:48 AM
What's wrong with that? This might actually be the first cover featuring Dudamel that I sort of like!

speaking as someone who actually has the recording--it's a very nice effect of photograph combined with water color or ink wash.  The water color effect is carried through on the interior labeling.   The colors are rather mellow--nothing harsh about them.

BTW, I've posted about this CD when I first played it:  it's a very good recording,  definitely Dudamel's best Mahler, and one of his best overall, and a very good recording of M9 from any conductor.  If you don't like the cover, download it and print out your own CD cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 14, 2013, 06:36:22 AM
Some serious attitude on the violin and cello players here.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/UP0146-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 14, 2013, 06:38:45 AM
Quote from: Brian on March 14, 2013, 06:36:22 AM
Some serious attitude on the violin and cello players here.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/UP0146-2.jpg)

Go ahead, just tryyyy to knock my sun glasses off!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 14, 2013, 06:40:04 AM
 :'(
Quote from: snyprrr on March 14, 2013, 06:38:45 AM
Go ahead, just tryyyy to knock my sun glasses off!

Must be one or those Antonio Banderas type cello cases.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on March 14, 2013, 12:31:51 PM
oooh boy....  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 14, 2013, 06:35:30 PM
This would fit my description of an over-produced cover.


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/25/33/52ad81b0c8a02351affa9110.L._SX350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 14, 2013, 08:53:50 PM
Quote from: Brian on March 14, 2013, 06:36:22 AM
Some serious attitude on the violin and cello players here.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/UP0146-2.jpg)

It would have probably helped if they had stood in front of a real building, and not a photograph of one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on March 15, 2013, 04:58:20 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on March 14, 2013, 08:53:50 PM

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/UP0146-2.jpg)

It would have probably helped if they had stood in front of a real building, and not a photograph of one.

I don't think this cover can be helped at all.

Cool timing, though - I was going past this building (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_House) about half an hour ago.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2013, 07:05:54 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on March 14, 2013, 06:38:45 AM
Go ahead, just tryyyy to knock my sun glasses off!

You mean, "hey sexy young lady, come backstage after the show and try to knock my sun glasses off".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2013, 07:08:20 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 14, 2013, 06:35:30 PM
This would fit my description of an over-produced cover.


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/25/33/52ad81b0c8a02351affa9110.L._SX350_.jpg)

Frankly I was more disturbed by the title, because it took a while to realise it said "lips".  It looked like "tips".  The girl with orange tips would rank as a pretty bizarre title.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 15, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: orfeo on March 15, 2013, 07:08:20 AM
Frankly I was more disturbed by the title,

This question might belong more to Cato's Grammar Grumble than here, but here it is nevertheless: why are you, guys, that disturbed by anything? I mean, one can be disturbed by a sudden unpleasant noise when reading in the quiet late at night, or by the entrance of the chamber maid when making love to a gorgeosu babe in a hotel room --- but being disturbed by a title, or CD cover? What am I missing?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 15, 2013, 08:08:20 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 15, 2013, 07:38:55 AM
This question might belong more to Cato's Grammar Grumble than here, but here it is nevertheless: why are you, guys, that disturbed by anything? I mean, one can be disturbed by a sudden unpleasant noise when reading in the quiet late at night, or by the entrance of the chamber maid when making love to a gorgeosu babe in a hotel room --- but being disturbed by a title, or CD cover? What am I missing?

Perhaps it's just a question of usage.  At any rate, Webster's lists "breaking or destroying tranquility or composure" as one of the meanings of "disturb", even though the sense of interrupting something is the word's primary meaning.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 15, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on March 15, 2013, 08:08:20 AM
Perhaps it's just a question of usage.  At any rate, Webster's lists "breaking or destroying tranquility or composure" as one of the meanings of "disturb"

Even so, I can't imagine anyone losing their sleep because of a CD cover, or a CD title.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on March 15, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 15, 2013, 08:24:04 AM
Even so, I can't imagine anyone losing their sleep because of a CD cover, or a CD title.  ;D

Oh, I can. I very much can.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/33xc8km.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on March 15, 2013, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 15, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Oh, I can. I very much can.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/33xc8km.jpg)

OK, you win!  :o

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 15, 2013, 10:18:38 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 15, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Oh, I can. I very much can.

Ooops, I forgot to qualify: I can't imagine any sane person etc.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 15, 2013, 11:07:24 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on March 15, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Oh, I can. I very much can.

(http://i50.tinypic.com/33xc8km.jpg)

Thank goodness that she's covering up her knee caps.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on March 15, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 14, 2013, 06:35:30 PM
This would fit my description of an over-produced cover.


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/25/33/52ad81b0c8a02351affa9110.L._SX350_.jpg)

Now that's a cover I've always liked a lot - tranquil and mysterious at the same time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 15, 2013, 01:23:01 PM
Quote from: Sammy on March 15, 2013, 12:37:18 PM
Now that's a cover I've always liked a lot - tranquil and mysterious at the same time.

Quote from: sanantonio on March 15, 2013, 12:45:10 PM
I have no problem with the cover.

Internet bullying!   :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on March 15, 2013, 02:16:43 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on March 15, 2013, 12:45:10 PM
I have no problem with the cover.
Neither have I.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2013, 07:09:17 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on March 15, 2013, 12:45:10 PM
Not only that, but it is a very good recital recording; wonderfully paced and collecting some great songs from a nice variety of composers.

Indeed, thanks to this thread and then seeing the tracklisting/reading reviews on Amazon, I'm quite interested!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on March 19, 2013, 07:01:00 AM
(http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/226/0000022651_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on March 20, 2013, 08:16:37 AM
Well, someone will say it eventually, so I might as well ask...

is that what is referred to as a "foxy lady?"  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 21, 2013, 06:17:50 AM
It looks perfectly reasonable given the topic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:48 AM
 :blank:

Is that even Debussy?

[asin]B00ABQM56K[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on March 26, 2013, 06:41:03 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:48 AM
:blank:

Is that even Debussy?

[asin]B00ABQM56K[/asin]

Dvorak. Pretty sure. Well, they both start with D.....

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 26, 2013, 09:29:57 AM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:48 AM
:blank:

Is that even Debussy?

[asin]B00ABQM56K[/asin]

Anyone else find the unintentional disturbing quality in this one?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 26, 2013, 02:17:40 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on March 26, 2013, 09:29:57 AM
Anyone else find the unintentional disturbing quality in this one?

Not so much disturbing as vertigo-inducing.

What I'd like to know is, which side of the CD is Debussy and which is Ravel?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 26, 2013, 02:19:48 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on March 26, 2013, 09:29:57 AM
Anyone else find the unintentional disturbing quality in this one?

Not at all, it's just two dudes playing a serious game of Twister.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lisztianwagner on March 26, 2013, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:48 AM
:blank:

Is that even Debussy?

[asin]B00ABQM56K[/asin]

Yes, that one doesn't look like Debussy at all......
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on March 26, 2013, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: Opus106 on March 26, 2013, 06:38:48 AM
:blank:

Is that even Debussy?

[asin]B00ABQM56K[/asin]

and: 
Quote from: Lisztianwagner on March 26, 2013, 02:32:59 PM
Yes, that one doesn't look like Debussy at all......


Thats a Russian composer, surely.  Unless Debussy had some kind of facial morphing thing going on...I wouldn't even sniff at such a release for such nonsense.  Is it really a release?  Or a schoolboy paste-up?  Here is the real Debussy:

(http://quintessentialpublications.com/twyman/wp-content/uploads/debussy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Lisztianwagner on March 26, 2013, 03:03:53 PM
Quote from: Scots John on March 26, 2013, 02:47:49 PM
and: 

Thats a Russian composer, surely.  Unless Debussy had some kind of facial morphing thing going on...I wouldn't even sniff at such a release for such nonsense.  Is it really a release?  Or a schoolboy paste-up?  Here is the real Debussy:


Maybe I got it, that man looks like Eduoard Manet. It would explain why I think I've already seen him.....

(http://images2.informazione.it/OO2o4kTgOElXZx88CZ0u81Em2NS-zzrdlOV+lUCGVXVzGih2QeHy2b+Xa35V5zuu)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on March 26, 2013, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Lisztianwagner on March 26, 2013, 03:03:53 PM
Maybe I got it, that man looks like Eduoard Manet. It would explain why I think I've already seen him.....

(http://images2.informazione.it/OO2o4kTgOElXZx88CZ0u81Em2NS-zzrdlOV+lUCGVXVzGih2QeHy2b+Xa35V5zuu)

Superb work, thanks for that.  It annoyed the hell out of me.   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on March 27, 2013, 05:25:00 PM
.[asin]B00004TQPQ[/asin]

From Grunge Rock to Baroque, perhaps that's what this epiphany he's having on a rooftop is all about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on March 27, 2013, 06:09:14 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 27, 2013, 05:25:00 PM
.[asin]B00004TQPQ[/asin]

From Grunge Rock to Baroque, perhaps that's what this epiphany he's having on a rooftop is all about.

I hope he falls off. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on March 27, 2013, 06:27:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 27, 2013, 05:25:00 PM
.[asin]B00004TQPQ[/asin]

From Grunge Rock to Baroque, perhaps that's what this epiphany he's having on a rooftop is all about.

I'm Danielle, I'm Danielle, I'm...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on March 29, 2013, 07:38:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on March 14, 2013, 06:35:30 PM
This would fit my description of an over-produced cover.


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/25/33/52ad81b0c8a02351affa9110.L._SX350_.jpg)

Orange Tips

The latest release by Nelly Furtado (or Sade)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moo Yai on March 31, 2013, 12:07:55 AM
Came across this one recently (apologies if it's been posted before)!  :o

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5178E7HlY%2BL._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 31, 2013, 05:28:42 AM
Quote from: Conor on March 31, 2013, 12:07:55 AM
Came across this one recently (apologies if it's been posted before)!  :o

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5178E7HlY%2BL._SX300_.jpg)

No, that's not where you put a clarinet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on April 01, 2013, 06:28:40 AM
Quote from: Conor on March 31, 2013, 12:07:55 AM
Came across this one recently (apologies if it's been posted before)!  :o

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5178E7HlY%2BL._SX300_.jpg)

Yeah, don't give this guy a gun. He looks a little...hmmmm....how shall I put this, crazy?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 01, 2013, 06:37:30 AM
That's what happens when you listen to and perform too much Bartok.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Opus106 on April 01, 2013, 06:57:02 AM
So many things are wrong with this one.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sf9pXZN3L.Image._AA500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on April 01, 2013, 06:59:58 AM
Quote from: Greg on April 01, 2013, 06:37:30 AM
That's what happens when you listen to and perform too much Bartok.

No, when you're expecting Bartók, and they play Delius instead . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 01, 2013, 07:33:13 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on April 01, 2013, 06:59:58 AM
and they play Delius instead . . . .[/font]

4... 3... 2...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on April 01, 2013, 07:41:32 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on April 01, 2013, 07:33:13 AM
4... 3... 2...

C'mon, who needs Porky's on blu-ray? ; )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on April 01, 2013, 07:49:29 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on April 01, 2013, 07:41:32 AM
C'mon, who needs Porky's on blu-ray? ; )
VHS it is, then!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on April 01, 2013, 09:10:13 AM
That's our Paul, spearheading the Authentic Appliances movement!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 03, 2013, 02:59:44 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WLHmpqGpL._SY350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: huntsman on April 03, 2013, 03:29:32 AM

(http://imageshack.us/a/img515/3923/lmaonw0.gif)


Quote from: orfeo on March 31, 2013, 05:28:42 AM
No, that's not where you put a clarinet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 06, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31o30Im48bL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 08, 2013, 02:05:41 AM
There are places where I expect to read that kind of strange rant. [Edit: Which has now been deleted.]

Good Music Guide was not, until now, one of them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on April 18, 2013, 04:23:32 AM
not bad looking as such...but...

[asin]B003C1F1PI[/asin]


Sales are gonna go through the woof I guess....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 18, 2013, 04:22:13 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 06, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31o30Im48bL.jpg)
I had to look at the chest to determine if this was a guy or a girl. I'd guess girl, though I can't say that with 100% confidence.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 19, 2013, 06:32:11 AM
Quote from: Greg on April 18, 2013, 04:22:13 PM
I had to look at the chest to determine if this was a guy or a girl. I'd guess girl, though I can't say that with 100% confidence.  ???
As I have seen the covers from their other recordings, I knew she must be a woman because she is wearing a top. The men are bare-chested.
This definitely belongs in here, too:


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LRNyU%2BnQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 19, 2013, 07:09:01 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 19, 2013, 06:32:11 AM
As I have seen the covers from their other recordings, I knew she must be a woman because she is wearing a top. The men are bare-chested.
This definitely belongs in here, too:


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LRNyU%2BnQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

uh boy :(  I... I... I... ??? ??? ???

but... I... uh...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 19, 2013, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 19, 2013, 06:32:11 AM
This definitely belongs in here, too:
Yes it does. Just wtf.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on April 20, 2013, 06:20:32 AM
That surely takes some sort of prize, randomness for sure, but just plain odd too.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 20, 2013, 06:57:30 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 19, 2013, 06:32:11 AM
As I have seen the covers from their other recordings, I knew she must be a woman because she is wearing a top. The men are bare-chested.
This definitely belongs in here, too:


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LRNyU%2BnQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Ha, if girls looked like that we'd all be in trouble!

Wait a minute... come to thi...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 07:48:00 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 19, 2013, 06:32:11 AM
As I have seen the covers from their other recordings, I knew she must be a woman because she is wearing a top. The men are bare-chested.
This definitely belongs in here, too:


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LRNyU%2BnQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

A pathetic attempt to make the artist seem "cool" I suppose.  Actually I recall reading that this album got some traction in mainstream music just because of the compelling cover art.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GAKW5TZFL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 21, 2013, 06:04:24 AM
Quote from: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 07:48:00 AM
A pathetic attempt to make the artist seem "cool" I suppose.  Actually I recall reading that this album got some traction in mainstream music just because of the compelling cover art.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GAKW5TZFL.jpg)
Looks like an emo.
"Mom, I'm trying to play Chopin in the dark in my room! Leave me alone!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on April 21, 2013, 08:17:03 AM
Quote from: Parsifal on April 20, 2013, 07:48:00 AM
A pathetic attempt to make the artist seem "cool" I suppose.  Actually I recall reading that this album got some traction in mainstream music just because of the compelling cover art.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GAKW5TZFL.jpg)

I don't see what's wrong with this one, it's nothing forced - that was his haircut back then and unlike most of the atrocities of that era, it still looks kinda cool. Who cares if it made a bunch of Flock of Seagulls fans listen to some Chopin..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on April 21, 2013, 08:27:12 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on April 21, 2013, 08:17:03 AM
I don't see what's wrong with this one, it's nothing forced - that was his haircut back then and unlike most of the atrocities of that era, it still looks kinda cool. Who cares if it made a bunch of Flock of Seagulls fans listen to some Chopin..

I did not intend to criticize this cover.  My point was that it achieves what the other cover tries to achieve, making the artist look "cool."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidRoss on May 02, 2013, 04:13:27 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Oj6QLKT%2BL._SY300_.jpg)

sMeLL tHe gLoVe
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 02, 2013, 08:19:58 PM
Quote from: DavidRoss on May 02, 2013, 04:13:27 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Oj6QLKT%2BL._SY300_.jpg)

sMeLL tHe gLoVe

he's sitting on a cucumber
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 03, 2013, 01:33:01 AM
Never mind the photo, what about that font?  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sandra on May 03, 2013, 02:17:43 AM
Quote from: orfeo on May 03, 2013, 01:33:01 AM
Never mind the photo, what about that font?  ::)

That's what I thought too... Bach's middle name stylishly blends with the glare on the man's forehead. )))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 09, 2013, 06:48:53 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Afv8%2B8bDL._SS300_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514%2BQWP0%2B-L._SS300_.jpg)

Really? Did Hanssler lose all of its cover art budget?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on May 09, 2013, 10:13:28 PM
Looks like the photo shoot took so long that he caught the sun. I agree, those covers look casual in several ways.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 10, 2013, 06:36:30 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 09, 2013, 06:48:53 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Afv8%2B8bDL._SS300_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514%2BQWP0%2B-L._SS300_.jpg)

Really? Did Hanssler lose all of its cover art budget?

Why don't classical people EVER get a little hair trim for their photo shoot????
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on May 10, 2013, 12:40:59 PM
Really all he needs is a red nose and white makeup round the mouth.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on May 10, 2013, 12:49:41 PM
Quote from: knight66 on May 10, 2013, 12:40:59 PM
Really all he needs is a red nose and white makeup round the mouth.

Mike

His mother was a Bozo-ette in University....  :)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on May 10, 2013, 12:52:40 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on May 10, 2013, 06:36:30 AM
Why don't classical people EVER get a little hair trim for their photo shoot????
WHo says he didn't?!?! :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 15, 2013, 09:09:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511aLnZo%2BiL.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 16, 2013, 03:57:40 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on May 10, 2013, 12:52:40 PM
WHo says he didn't?!?! :)

Classical Hair is such a joke, haha!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on May 16, 2013, 04:07:02 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on May 15, 2013, 09:09:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511aLnZo%2BiL.jpg)

Hold your calls, ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!    :P

You've hurt me, DD....  :'(

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 16, 2013, 06:52:08 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on May 16, 2013, 04:07:02 PM
You've hurt me, DD....  :'(

0:)

I hate that I've hurt your eyes, Gurn, but remember I had to look at it first! 8)

(Now on to some of Haydn's great string quartets to help right my wrong...)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 16, 2013, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on May 15, 2013, 09:09:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511aLnZo%2BiL.jpg)

What time is it? Ask Haydn, he nose.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 16, 2013, 07:01:42 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 16, 2013, 06:54:10 PM
What time is it? Ask Haydn, he nose.  ;D

Ha!!

Luckily Haydn is greater than any hack graphic designer!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on May 16, 2013, 07:38:08 PM
Quote from: sanantonio on May 16, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

That sort of punishment should have been reserved for the person who designed the cover.

And just be glad they didn't carry the concept over to some of the other symphonies with nicknames. We could have suffered Haydn with a bear or a hen or a queen on his head.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on May 18, 2013, 04:05:30 AM
Quote from: sanantonio on May 16, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Yeah, but now it just ticks me off.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on May 18, 2013, 07:38:35 AM
Yes, that Haydn cover is a lulu. I guess it is lucky The Hen was not on there.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 18, 2013, 09:07:47 AM
I think a pair of clock-hands attached to an appropriate anatomical feature would improve this cover.

[asin]B000EAV6BS[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 18, 2013, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: Parsifal on May 18, 2013, 09:07:47 AM
I think a pair of clock-hands attached to an appropriate anatomical feature would improve this cover.

[asin]B000EAV6BS[/asin]

"Nooo, not another Beethoven Cycle!!"

"ah, that 'Hammerklavier' brought on a migraine."

"look, I'm Michele Yoew!"

Andrea Mitchell wearing an Uchida mask?

Clay Aiken wearing an Uchida mask?

LOOK AT THOSE MONSTER HANDS!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on May 18, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
More than any other artist i know of she can so wonderfully reflect that, entrails being pulled through the bum experience.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 19, 2013, 06:32:47 AM
Quote from: knight66 on May 18, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
More than any other artist i know of she can so wonderfully reflect that, entrails being pulled through the bum experience.

Mike

The Japanese looove torture! 'Guinea Pig' is a children's show!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on May 19, 2013, 02:40:11 PM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EAV6BS.01.L.jpg)(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/scream.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on May 19, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
It's actually one of a pair of photographs (and CD covers)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515c0NS%2BRgL._SY300_.jpg)

The photographer was Richard Avedon. Presumably both photographer and photographee thought the pose was suitably artistic.  Or perhaps one cover is meant to depict pre-recording fears ("I can't believe I actually agreed to record all five sonatas!") and the other post-recording satisfaction.

BTW, each CD has the alternate photograph included with the liner notes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on May 22, 2013, 09:05:04 PM
I guess there are days when even Avedon' lens should have misted over. He is a favourite of mine and i remain unimpressed with the pained pose version. No doubt each of the two photos are technically perfect. Next time, just cover her in bees Richard.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 10, 2013, 05:10:50 PM
Oh, I get it, the Tragic Overture...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JTKFN5DRL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 10, 2013, 07:58:11 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 10, 2013, 05:10:50 PM
Oh, I get it, the Tragic Overture...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JTKFN5DRL.jpg)
A CD suitable for 2008 and later alumni, though the last two tracks should be played in the opposite order.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 05, 2013, 02:24:21 PM
I guess the hair stylist was off that day.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mlJE5pQQL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 06, 2013, 06:58:40 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 05, 2013, 02:24:21 PM
I guess the hair stylist was off that day.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mlJE5pQQL.jpg)

That's the Feminism Helmet,... what old lady DOESN'T look like that?? gaggy
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 06, 2013, 07:06:11 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 06, 2013, 06:58:40 AM
That's the Feminism Helmet,...

Isn't it closer to the Trump combover?

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 06, 2013, 07:14:01 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 06, 2013, 07:06:11 AM
Isn't it closer to the Trump combover?

Sarge

No, it's the 'Granny Wants to Get Some' look,..eeewwwww, I just threw up a little in my mouth... ack ack... 'round here, the old ladies think they're cougars... ugh, no wonder I'm not getting any lovin... waaaaah :'( :'(

yes, Sarge,... NOTHIN since last time I whined... ALL I want is sex... uh, GOOD sex... wake up in the morning and make you breakfast sex

sexsexsex

I HAVE been watching lots of old Italian sleaze, so I'm totally into Fenech, Lassander, Scott,... ugh I need a '70s girl.

Here's the girl I have a crush on:

http://rainbeauxsmith.net/

Just that top pic looks like my honey,... wah :'( waaah :'( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :'(


LEEEEEOOOOOOONNNORRRRR :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on September 06, 2013, 03:10:35 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 06, 2013, 07:14:01 AM
Here's the girl I have a crush on:

http://rainbeauxsmith.net/

Just that top pic looks like my honey,... wah :'( waaah :'( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :'(

Too bad she's dead.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on September 06, 2013, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Sammy on September 06, 2013, 03:10:35 PM
Too bad she's dead.

Hey Don - LOL!  :D  Well, I guess that we'll have to ask snyprrr about his interest in necrophilia?   ;) ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 07, 2013, 03:11:01 PM
One Jarvi to rule them all.....



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pauwrLOQL._SS350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: John Copeland on October 07, 2013, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 07, 2013, 03:11:01 PM
One Jarvi to rule them all.....
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pauwrLOQL._SS350_.jpg)

I saw him with the RSNO do it live in...2008 I think.  It was great.  A lot of RSNO's flying dandruff was thought to be special snow effects.  The Haydn 101 'Clock' before it though, was complete shit and it didn't even sound rehearsed.  :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on October 07, 2013, 06:52:25 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on May 15, 2013, 09:09:09 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511aLnZo%2BiL.jpg)

But why is the clock pointing at 10:01? For a moment I thought it was a reference to Symphony 101, but surely 1:01 would be better.

But then, low-resolution smut would be better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on October 10, 2013, 03:37:53 AM
OT!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/712FTfjJ2bL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on October 10, 2013, 04:32:48 AM
Quote from: Octave on October 10, 2013, 03:37:53 AM
OT!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/712FTfjJ2bL._SL1200_.jpg)

The Hoffmeister!   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on October 10, 2013, 05:15:53 AM
Old Blue Eyes....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 10, 2013, 05:46:11 AM
I blame myself for enabling him by watching Knight Rider in my youth.

Mind you, I blame all those people who made Baywatch the most popular show in the world even more.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 10, 2013, 06:25:02 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TXYgwDL%2BL._SS450_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on October 10, 2013, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: orfeo on October 10, 2013, 05:46:11 AMI blame myself for enabling him by watching Knight Rider in my youth.



You bastard.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on October 11, 2013, 06:12:56 AM
Quote from: orfeo on October 10, 2013, 05:46:11 AM
I blame myself for enabling him by watching Knight Rider in my youth.

Mind you, I blame all those people who made Baywatch the most popular show in the world even more.

Forgive yourself; but know that there is a lesson in this: even as things seem [to the outside world] to be getting worse, they might be getting better [for you].  Peaking, even!  But maybe this is only true for tyrants and pop stars?

That Andreas Scholl cover is now going to pose problems in my relationship with the Herreweghe cantatas.  Cf. key moment w/Reese Witherspoon in the film ELECTION, "fill me up".  Who plans the marketing/packaging of these discs?  Austrians?

FWIW I remember someone at GMG or elsewhere (I can't remember who, though I remember it was someone whose taste I admired) listed that Scholl bonbon as a 'guilty pleasure', along with a disc of 'popular favorites' from the Fritz Wunderlich box I got recently.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on October 11, 2013, 06:15:28 AM
This is more grotesque than tacky, actually a little bit fascinating.  Not owning the disc, I wonder what the connection is to the music?  "Enno Puppe"?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xY62QXlXL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on October 11, 2013, 06:36:57 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on May 18, 2013, 09:07:47 AM
I think a pair of clock-hands attached to an appropriate anatomical feature would improve this cover.
[asin]B000EAV6BS[/asin]

I'm a Uchida fan, so lay off.  >:(   ;D

Anyway, I watched a live video of her last night. Man, she really gets into the music and, although it looks kind of strange, I believe her odd gesturing and the emotions that twist her face are no act.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on October 11, 2013, 06:53:23 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 11, 2013, 06:36:57 AM
I'm a Uchida fan, so lay off.  >:(   ;D

Anyway, I watched a live video of her last night. Man, she really gets into the music and, although it looks kind of strange, I believe her odd gesturing and the emotions that twist her face are no act.

Yes, I agree.

But are you suggesting that the one on Kimi's and my face on my avatar IS an ACT?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on October 11, 2013, 07:14:36 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 11, 2013, 06:36:57 AM
I'm a Uchida fan, so lay off.  >:(   ;D

Anyway, I watched a live video of her last night. Man, she really gets into the music and, although it looks kind of strange, I believe her odd gesturing and the emotions that twist her face are no act.

When I see video of her performing, particularly when she is writhing in apparent ecstasy during those Mozart slow movements, I can't stop myself from imagining that in leu of a page turner, she has an assistant crouching under the piano.  Ahem, maybe I should have posted this on the horror thread. 

P.S., I'm also a big fan.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on October 11, 2013, 07:28:24 AM
Quote from: springrite on October 11, 2013, 06:53:23 AM
But are you suggesting that the one on Kimi's and my face on my avatar IS an ACT?

Indeed.

;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on October 11, 2013, 07:29:12 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on October 11, 2013, 07:14:36 AM
P.S., I'm also a big fan.

Excellent! I seem to like pianists from (ye olde?) Philips label.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on October 11, 2013, 07:30:36 AM
Quote from: Batty on October 11, 2013, 06:36:57 AM
I'm a Uchida fan, so lay off.  >:(   ;D

I thought it was an Edvard Munch allusion . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on October 11, 2013, 07:31:38 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on October 11, 2013, 07:30:36 AM
I thought it was an Edvard Munch allusion . . . .

Could be. Who really knows the mind of Uchida?  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 11, 2013, 08:23:44 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 10, 2013, 06:25:02 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TXYgwDL%2BL._SS450_.jpg)

Take Scholl away wandering around like a village idiot and you'll got a nice cover imo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on October 11, 2013, 08:32:03 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on October 11, 2013, 08:23:44 AM
Take Scholl away wandering around like a village idiot and you'll got a nice cover imo.

Or use a better pic of Scholl and let someone French do the design chez Zigzag.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on October 11, 2013, 01:25:25 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bJWFVY9UL.jpg)
"Hurry up and finish this photo shoot so I can go jogging."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 11, 2013, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on October 11, 2013, 08:23:44 AM
Take Scholl away wandering around like a village idiot and you'll got a nice cover imo.

Indeed, the whole problem with that one is that Scholl and the background don't remotely look like they belong together.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on October 11, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: orfeo on October 11, 2013, 04:33:45 PM
Indeed, the whole problem with that one is that Scholl and the background don't remotely look like they belong together.

I don't know....it looks like Scholl and his outfit don't quite belong together, either.  "Buster Bluth" comes to mind.  Maybe the people marketing the record wanted it to fail?  Maybe this is often the case.  It's a tempting explanation, because graphic designers aren't anywhere near as expensive as architects.  It's almost as though the worst people were hired for the job, intentionally.  "Market nihilism"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 11, 2013, 05:22:49 PM
To me the Scholl cover has the look of a slightly demented children's show.

(Of course, in my experience, a children's show needs to be slightly demented to be good.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on October 12, 2013, 04:04:51 AM
Quote from: Pat B on October 11, 2013, 01:25:25 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bJWFVY9UL.jpg)
"Hurry up and finish this photo shoot so I can go jogging."

It would have been much more aesthetically pleasing to having Roger facing front and Willie with his back turned.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on October 12, 2013, 02:19:31 PM
Quote from: Szykneij on October 12, 2013, 04:04:51 AM
It would have been much more aesthetically pleasing to having Roger facing front and Willie with his back turned.

IIRC that is the back photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 05, 2013, 01:47:12 PM
Ivan is joined by his brothers Igor and Ian for a rare three-conductor version...


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c5/55/1a9ac060ada09df997e8e110.L._SX350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 05, 2013, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 05, 2013, 01:47:12 PM
Ivan is joined by his brothers Igor and Ian for a rare three-conductor version...


(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/c5/55/1a9ac060ada09df997e8e110.L._SX350_.jpg)

Ellenkezőleg* ---  it's perfectly appropriate:  a collage shot showing how a Hungarian dances with a stick in his hand.

*Google says that's Magyar for "on the contrary".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 05, 2013, 06:17:13 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on November 05, 2013, 06:07:45 PM
Ellenkezőleg* ---  it's perfectly appropriate:  a collage shot showing how a Hungarian dances with a stick in his hand.

*Google says that's Magyar for "on the contrary".

Dancing? I think the sequence goes (from L to R) "Come here""I will NOW steal your wig!" and  "Kiss, kiss you big balloon."

Disclaimer: I've been drinking. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on November 12, 2013, 02:23:29 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 05, 2013, 01:47:12 PM
Ivan is joined by his brothers Igor and Ian for a rare three-conductor version...

And before the CD came out, none of them ever suspected that they were clones . . . .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 18, 2013, 10:00:42 PM
Talk to the hand.




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51D8J3DAZZL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on December 22, 2013, 07:39:53 PM
Can also double as a Country Music album cover if Gardner ever changes musical paths (alright, not really an awful cover, just unfitting (and I'm not referring to the shirt (but that would make a good pun)))...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hjQ4petYL._SS350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on December 22, 2013, 07:52:14 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on December 22, 2013, 07:39:53 PM
Can also double as a Country Music album cover if Gardner ever changes musical paths (alright, not really an awful cover, just unfitting (and I'm not referring to the shirt (but that would make a good pun)))...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hjQ4petYL._SS350_.jpg)

Definitely not a good cover by any means. I get sick and tired of these conductors on the front covers of classical recordings. It's not about them, it's about the music and the performance. This said, I do admire Gardner's conducting a lot. Definitely one to watch out for in the future. I could see him becoming the conductor of the LSO at some point in his career.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 22, 2013, 08:55:22 PM
He does look like he'd fit in Melbourne fairly well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 22, 2013, 08:56:05 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on December 22, 2013, 07:39:53 PM
Can also double as a Country Music album cover if Gardner ever changes musical paths (alright, not really an awful cover, just unfitting (and I'm not referring to the shirt (but that would make a good pun)))...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hjQ4petYL._SS350_.jpg)

I thought it was John Meyer?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on December 31, 2013, 02:57:23 PM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

Do you think Mitchell Miller is the "Sing Along with Mitch" Mitch?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on January 02, 2014, 06:46:47 AM
Quote from: Szykneij on December 31, 2013, 02:57:23 PM
Do you think Mitchell Miller is the "Sing Along with Mitch" Mitch?

I would ass-ume so.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 02, 2014, 09:38:35 AM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

In the future: Astrocup!!



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on January 02, 2014, 09:41:51 AM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

The title is cooler than the cover itself, me thinketh...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on January 02, 2014, 09:58:15 AM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

Clearly Top 5 material here, Dave. Good Lord, it's hard to believe! As with so many things, the title is merely the beginning. :D

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on January 02, 2014, 10:04:15 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on January 02, 2014, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

Great.....thanks, Dave.

I once thought it would be pretty cool to go on a rocket ride.  Not any more!  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on January 02, 2014, 10:17:02 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on January 02, 2014, 10:09:18 AM
Great.....thanks, Dave.

I once thought it would be pretty cool to go on a rocket ride.  Not any more!  :D
You'd need to at least find out where the rocket is aiming at...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on January 04, 2014, 10:49:58 AM
Quote from: mn dave on December 31, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e20120a83951bc970b-800wi)

Wow, all three of those guys are packing!! Uhhh... I mean.... they're HUGE!! :o :o :o

(uh,... and I don't... uh... mean...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on January 04, 2014, 11:22:11 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on January 04, 2014, 10:49:58 AM
Wow, all three of those guys are packing!! Uhhh... I mean.... they're HUGE!! :o :o :o

(uh,... and I don't... uh... mean...)

They sure seem excited about you looking at them (or holding them, if you are holding the actual recording...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on January 06, 2014, 10:57:00 AM
Reminds me of this joke:

Q: What is the similarity between the starship USS Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: Both are circling Uranus looking for Klingons.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on January 06, 2014, 12:06:10 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on January 04, 2014, 10:49:58 AM
Wow, all three of those guys are packing!! Uhhh... I mean.... they're HUGE!! :o :o :o

(uh,... and I don't... uh... mean...)

Gee, thanks. I hadn't noticed.

Another...
(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4070/extremecyn6.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on January 06, 2014, 02:21:54 PM
Quote from: mn dave on January 06, 2014, 12:06:10 PM
Another...
(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4070/extremecyn6.jpg)

That belongs in the "Worst album titles" thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Willow Pattern on January 11, 2014, 07:41:29 PM
I think the flaming violin is kind of corny but then why split it in half? :D:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dPCde3fPL._SY450__PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on January 12, 2014, 12:54:08 AM
"Worst" in the sense of "least competent".  This looks more like T.S. Eliot:

[asin]B007EVQC1O[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on January 12, 2014, 01:12:32 AM
Quote from: Conor on January 11, 2014, 07:41:29 PM
I think the flaming violin is kind of corny but then why split it in half? :D:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dPCde3fPL._SY450__PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)

It burns faster that way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 12, 2014, 03:39:36 AM
Quote from: Conor on January 11, 2014, 07:41:29 PM
I think the flaming violin is kind of corny but then why split it in half? :D:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dPCde3fPL._SY450__PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)

Corny of not, I like that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on January 12, 2014, 04:06:32 AM
Quote from: Conor on January 11, 2014, 07:41:29 PM
I think the flaming violin is kind of corny but then why split it in half? :D:

Maybe the filler was going to be Sibelius' The Origin of Fire?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on January 22, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
Noticed this in the used CD store tonight.  Downright scary if you ask me
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I7%2B8ay5zL._SX300__.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 26, 2014, 08:37:39 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on January 22, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
Noticed this in the used CD store tonight.  Downright scary if you ask me
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I7%2B8ay5zL._SX300__.jpg)

Scary is one thing, bad taste is another...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on February 08, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8UaLfw8plSU/UvKwa9JS-NI/AAAAAAAARUg/3_XIP864dZQ/s1600/front.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on February 08, 2014, 12:47:57 PM
Quote from: amw on February 08, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8UaLfw8plSU/UvKwa9JS-NI/AAAAAAAARUg/3_XIP864dZQ/s1600/front.jpg)

It's the perfect classical music/robot dance crossover album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on February 10, 2014, 11:27:24 AM
(http://www.lpcd.de/18/K5581_01.jpg)

I have seen some good covers with printed music... Not so many with blank staves decorated with gold and silver stars.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 10, 2014, 03:49:07 PM
And from deep within the burning fires of hell appeared the Harnoncourt...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nMvCDmVeL._SY350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 10, 2014, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 10, 2014, 03:49:07 PM
And from deep within the burning fires of hell appeared the Harnoncourt...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nMvCDmVeL._SY350_.jpg)
You own this thread Greg.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on April 10, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 10, 2014, 03:49:07 PM
And from deep within the burning fires of hell appeared the Harnoncourt...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nMvCDmVeL._SY350_.jpg)

Looks almost like Hitler in red on the left.



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 10, 2014, 04:39:38 PM
Cool thread!

Not really anything funny about this one, but I always thought that this Reich album was particularly ugly (there are so many really pretty pictures of the desert, yet they pick one that looks like a landfill). The music, however, is sublime.
[asin]B000005IXI[/asin]

And, of course, the first of the Ligeti Project series has the composer in a pose that looks like he could be an actor for an Advil commercial.
[asin]B000059QW8[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 10, 2014, 04:59:19 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 10, 2014, 04:39:38 PM
Cool thread!

And, of course, the first of the Ligeti Project series has the composer in a pose that looks like he could be an actor for an Advil commercial.
[asin]B000059QW8[/asin]

Think of this one as "Truth in Advertising"

>:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 10, 2014, 05:02:43 PM
Quote from: Ken B on April 10, 2014, 04:59:19 PM
Think of this one as "Truth in Advertising"

>:D
I knew that someone (probably you) was going to make a comment like that...  >:(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 10, 2014, 10:18:36 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 10, 2014, 04:39:38 PMCool thread!

Not really anything funny about this one, but I always thought that this Reich album was particularly ugly (there are so many really pretty pictures of the desert, yet they pick one that looks like a landfill). The music, however, is sublime.

And, of course, the first of the Ligeti Project series has the composer in a pose that looks like he could be an actor for an Advil commercial.

These two are in your opinion worse than anything else you've seen, and didn't see in this thread?? They aren't exactly perfect, but with this and one of the Harnoncourt classics on the same page...

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on January 22, 2014, 07:08:07 PM
Noticed this in the used CD store tonight.  Downright scary if you ask me
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I7%2B8ay5zL._SX300__.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 11, 2014, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: amw on February 08, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8UaLfw8plSU/UvKwa9JS-NI/AAAAAAAARUg/3_XIP864dZQ/s1600/front.jpg)

Jazz Hands!!

Quote from: Pat B on February 10, 2014, 11:27:24 AM
(http://www.lpcd.de/18/K5581_01.jpg)

I have seen some good covers with printed music... Not so many with blank staves decorated with gold and silver stars.

Looks like spoogem yeeeck!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on April 11, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
Not necessarily the artwork, but just the layout of the Hallé label recordings are confusing to me.

Took me awhile to realize that Hallé is:

*Not the name of the composer
*Not the name of the conductor
*Not the name of the performer
*Not the name of the ensemble

;D

That is just me.  Just doesn't 'fit' my eye, it seems.  :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 11, 2014, 12:08:29 PM
Quote from: amw on February 08, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8UaLfw8plSU/UvKwa9JS-NI/AAAAAAAARUg/3_XIP864dZQ/s1600/front.jpg)
Odd, but can't say I dislike it.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 11, 2014, 12:31:10 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on April 11, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
Not necessarily the artwork, but just the layout of the Hallé label recordings are confusing to me.

Took me awhile to realize that Hallé is:

*Not the name of the composer
*Not the name of the conductor
*Not the name of the performer
*Not the name of the ensemble

;D

That is just me.  Just doesn't 'fit' my eye, it seems.  :-\

In fact it is the name of the ensemble, the Halle Orchestra from Manchester---Barbarolli's old outfit.  They have been releasing on their own label for a number of years, possibly one of the first to get in on the game, and also in my experience among the best in overall level of performance.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 11, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
This is among the worst I have ever seen. It's like the real image they wanted to use malfunctioned and nobody noticed the error. And to make matters worse, the artwork is grainy and pixellated, like they've blown it up from its original size.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9261/4839261-origpic-35ec55.jpg)

If I were the artists, I'd be angry.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 11, 2014, 12:46:21 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on April 11, 2014, 11:44:20 AM
Not necessarily the artwork, but just the layout of the Hallé label recordings are confusing to me.

Took me awhile to realize that Hallé is:

*Not the name of the composer
*Not the name of the conductor
*Not the name of the performer
*Not the name of the ensemble

;D


Took me a while to realize that about Deutsche Grammophon too.

;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 11, 2014, 02:31:26 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
This is among the worst I have ever seen. It's like the real image they wanted to use malfunctioned and nobody noticed the error. And to make matters worse, the artwork is grainy and pixellated, like they've blown it up from its original size.

If I were the artists, I'd be angry.
Hey, it's a genuine Penelope Umbrico!

00GAWJ-29604784.jpg, 2009-2010
C-print on Fuji metallic paper
30 x 40 inches (http://www.lmakprojects.com/artists?id=24)

(and yes, it is hideous - and I like abstract/scientific [pseudo or not] art)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 11, 2014, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
This is among the worst I have ever seen. It's like the real image they wanted to use malfunctioned and nobody noticed the error. And to make matters worse, the artwork is grainy and pixellated, like they've blown it up from its original size.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9261/4839261-origpic-35ec55.jpg)

If I were the artists, I'd be angry.

If I were the artist I'd be snickering that I actually sold it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 11, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
Quote from: Ken B on April 11, 2014, 04:39:41 PM
If I were the artist I'd be snickering that I actually sold it.
Oh, definitely (I meant the musicians).

By the way, I love this one:

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 11, 2014, 05:50:58 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
Oh, definitely (I meant the musicians).

By the way, I love this one:

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)
Not sure if this should be here... or in the adjacent thread for best cover art...  :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 11, 2014, 06:51:28 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
Oh, definitely (I meant the musicians).

By the way, I love this one:

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)

Mmmm... Mahogany. Tasty, tasty mahogany.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 11, 2014, 07:09:58 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
Oh, definitely (I meant the musicians).

By the way, I love this one:

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)
This image raises the question:  does one serve white wine or red wine with a recorder?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 11, 2014, 07:16:04 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 11, 2014, 07:09:58 PM
This image raises the question:  does one serve white wine or red wine with a recorder?

That's easy. White with the light-coloured ones, red with the dark-coloured ones.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 07:28:14 PM
What a pretentious album-cover hog.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/sy4aqu8u.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Justin on April 11, 2014, 07:35:02 PM
Yowza!

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFgxMDIz/$(KGrHqN,!oUE8VkRp!7iBP(L3qcruQ~~60_57.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 11, 2014, 07:53:48 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 07:28:14 PM
What a pretentious album-cover hog.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/sy4aqu8u.jpg)

That would make sense if it's one of a series of recordings. Otherwise, seems odd.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 08:00:32 PM

Quote from: orfeo on April 11, 2014, 07:53:48 PM
That would make sense if it's one of a series of recordings. Otherwise, seems odd.

Bingo!

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/umanara2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on April 11, 2014, 08:07:46 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 08:00:32 PM
Bingo!

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/umanara2.jpg)
I'm disappointed that DG photoshopped the mirror and iPhone out of a perfectly good selfie.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on April 11, 2014, 08:10:09 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 07:28:14 PM
What a pretentious album-cover hog.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/sy4aqu8u.jpg)

Let his twin take care of him:



(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02440/putin-70_2440960b.jpg)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 11, 2014, 08:52:19 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 07:28:14 PM
What a pretentious album-cover hog.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/sy4aqu8u.jpg)
Booyah! The Monkey strikes again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on April 12, 2014, 05:47:09 AM
Quote from: Justin on April 11, 2014, 07:35:02 PM
Yowza!

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFgxMDIz/$(KGrHqN,!oUE8VkRp!7iBP(L3qcruQ~~60_57.JPG)

That doesn't strike me as a bad cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on April 12, 2014, 08:55:58 AM
What's David Crosby doing on the left?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 12, 2014, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: DavidW on April 12, 2014, 05:47:09 AM
That doesn't strike me as a bad cover.
They do seem seriously underenthused,  particularly the lady.  But I suppose the fact that she is wearing candles as earrings did not help.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on April 13, 2014, 10:23:16 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 11, 2014, 07:28:14 PM
What a pretentious album-cover hog.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/12/sy4aqu8u.jpg)

Kudos, sir.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 01, 2014, 07:53:33 AM
Here's one way to get syphilis.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/827969259627.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on May 01, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Quote from: Brian on May 01, 2014, 07:53:33 AM
Here's one way to get syphilis.

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/827969259627.jpg)

Not a bad cover, but I don't think she's his type.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on May 01, 2014, 08:14:16 AM
Eeeeewwww
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on May 01, 2014, 09:25:54 AM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 04:45:34 PM
Oh, definitely (I meant the musicians).

By the way, I love this one:

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)
That one is so bad and goofy that it's actually good. And I think that was the intent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on May 01, 2014, 09:46:33 PM
Quote from: mn dave on May 01, 2014, 07:54:50 AM
Not a bad cover, but I don't think she's his type.

Hey, just because she's got weirdly deformed arms and waist doesn't mean Schubert would have rejected her outright. You ableist. >:(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on May 01, 2014, 09:54:39 PM
Almost certainly a re-post.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T06TS398L.jpg)

I am not criticizing the guy's choice of shirt, but his decision to wear that shirt and that belt on the same day.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 01, 2014, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: Octave on May 01, 2014, 09:54:39 PM
Almost certainly a re-post.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T06TS398L.jpg)

I am not criticizing the guy's choice of shirt, but his decision to wear that shirt and that belt on the same day.

A dress code?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on May 01, 2014, 10:01:33 PM
I don't know what BIS has against Lindberg. He seems to suffer these indignities with some regularity:

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-1878.jpg)

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-1888.jpg)

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-378.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Octave on May 01, 2014, 10:07:07 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 01, 2014, 09:56:23 PM
A dress code?
Quote from: amw on May 01, 2014, 10:01:33 PM
[REDACTED]

Wow, I have only seen one of those, but taken all together it does look like a vendetta.
You could see how the poor guy would turn to Pettersson.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 02, 2014, 04:35:56 AM
That is the worst attempt to lean against a tree that I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 03:20:09 PM
Quote from: Brian on May 02, 2014, 04:35:56 AM
That is the worst attempt to lean against a tree that I have ever seen.
Don't give Paavo ideas.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 02, 2014, 03:49:46 PM

Quote from: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 03:20:09 PM
Don't give Paavo ideas.

You're too late...

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/03/amadebad.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on May 02, 2014, 04:30:53 PM
Quote from: amw on May 01, 2014, 10:01:33 PM
I don't know what BIS has against Lindberg. He seems to suffer these indignities with some regularity:

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-1878.jpg)

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-1888.jpg)

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-378.jpg)

I think you all fail to realize that it's Mr. Lil Willy Trombone Jr. which is the star of these pics! :laugh: :laugh: what IS that inb the middle one????
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on May 02, 2014, 04:30:53 PM
I think you all fail to realize that it's Mr. Lil Willy Trombone Jr. which is the star of these pics! :laugh: :laugh: what IS that inb the middle one????
That is why the middle one is extra awful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 05:27:26 PM
I just had an idea for a GREAT cover. Emma Peel, The Dance Of The Seven Veils.
And then, Paavo Jarvi replaces Diana Rigg ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on May 02, 2014, 06:57:38 PM
Quote from: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 05:24:47 PM
That is why the middle one is extra awful.
He should make one where he puts it between his legs and looks dead straight into your eyes in a gleefully perverted way, while the hole of the trombone is also facing you and there is some milk gushing out of it, aiming for you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on May 02, 2014, 07:16:46 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 02, 2014, 03:49:46 PM
You're too late...

LTTPOT
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 02, 2014, 09:39:01 PM
Quote from: Greg on May 02, 2014, 06:57:38 PM
He should make one where he puts it between his legs and looks dead straight into your eyes in a gleefully perverted way, while the hole of the trombone is also facing you and there is some milk gushing out of it, aiming for you.
I think they should have more pickled herring on the cd covers...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 02, 2014, 10:42:26 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 02, 2014, 09:39:01 PM
I think they should have more pickled herring on the cd covers...
Or

(http://www.mjseafood.com/_assets/400x300/Moonfish.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 06, 2014, 02:22:36 PM
I reminded of a scene in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby when Will Farrell, playing Ricky Bobby, is being interviewed and doesn't know what to do with his hands during it. 



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51f3xpcg%2B%2BL._SS350_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51njLUtANRL._SS350_.jpg) (http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/M8PP3QU7wjI/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on May 06, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
At the risk of derailing this thread, isn't the 'stone cutters' the masonic lodge from a Simpsons episode?

It's a secret! Shuuut up!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 06, 2014, 03:52:31 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on May 06, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
At the risk of derailing this thread, isn't the 'stone cutters' the masonic lodge from a Simpsons episode?

It's a secret! Shuuut up!
Who made Steve Gutenburg a star?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on May 06, 2014, 03:53:53 PM
We do, we do!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on May 06, 2014, 04:03:07 PM
...'Who keeps the metric system down'...
8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on May 09, 2014, 12:18:15 PM
This looks like some kind of road sign  ::) :

(http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/imgs/s300x300/4786899.jpg)

Couldn't Universal come up with more adequate artwork for their 300th birthday tribute to Gluck ? ? ? ?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on May 09, 2014, 12:37:26 PM
GLOOK AHEAD !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on May 27, 2014, 06:08:40 PM
I have long hesitated to post this CD here, but dammit, as much as I like the disk, the cover is just too bizarre for me! What the hell is the harpsichord doing out in the middle of the yard??  :o  :o

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Haydn%20Covers/HaydnKeyboardDenglercover-1_zps86961108.jpg)


8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on May 27, 2014, 06:14:22 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on May 27, 2014, 06:08:40 PM
I have long hesitated to post this CD here, but dammit, as much as I like the disk, the cover is just too bizarre for me! What the hell is the harpsichord doing out in the middle of the yard??  :o  :o

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Haydn%20Covers/HaydnKeyboardDenglercover-1_zps86961108.jpg)


8)

Must be a cult ritual site, not a yard!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on May 27, 2014, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on May 27, 2014, 06:08:40 PM
I have long hesitated to post this CD here, but dammit, as much as I like the disk, the cover is just too bizarre for me! What the hell is the harpsichord doing out in the middle of the yard??  :o  :o

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Haydn%20Covers/HaydnKeyboardDenglercover-1_zps86961108.jpg)


8)
Gurn, I hate to break it to you, but she's not playing Haydn. She's playing Messiaen. :P

(Messiaen wrote a work specifically to be performed outside)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 27, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on May 27, 2014, 06:21:16 PM
Gurn, I hate to break it to you, but she's not playing Haydn. She's playing Messiaen. :P

(Messiaen wrote a work specifically to be performed outside)
No I think it's Ligeti. The tip off is the audience size.

:P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 27, 2014, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: Ken B on May 27, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
No I think it's Ligeti. The tip off is the audience size.

:P

I was going to guess Stockhausen. Sonata for outside piano, damp air and audience who demands to remain indoors No. 3 in F flarp major
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on May 27, 2014, 06:48:35 PM
Use the Force, Alexandre!

(http://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/19/31/3760058363119_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 27, 2014, 06:50:29 PM
Quote from: amw on May 27, 2014, 06:48:35 PM
Use the Force, Alexandre!

(http://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/19/31/3760058363119_600.jpg)

Photo courtesy of JJ Abrams and his patented ultra lens flare camera.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on May 27, 2014, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Ken B on May 27, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
No I think it's Ligeti. The tip off is the audience size.

:P
Nah, if it were Ligeti you would see me in the picture, at least.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 27, 2014, 07:22:33 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 27, 2014, 06:42:59 PM
I was going to guess Stockhausen. Sonata for outside piano, damp air and audience who demands to remain indoors No. 3 in F flarp major
Where's the helicopter?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on May 27, 2014, 07:24:40 PM
Quote from: Ken B on May 27, 2014, 07:22:33 PM
Where's the helicopter?
He dropped the music cargo and bolted. Who could blame him?

Uhh, yeah, not a fan of the KS HS.
Title: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2014, 02:51:27 AM
Great album, but I'm against finger abuse and this goes too far.

Or...it's the ultimate representation of Jazz hands ever, perhaps it's Broadway Hands.


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/28/uda9e3em.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on May 28, 2014, 06:52:12 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2014, 02:51:27 AM
Great album, but I'm against finger abuse and this goes too far.

Or...it's the ultimate representation of Jazz hands ever, perhaps it's Broadway Hands.


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/28/uda9e3em.jpg)
The gesture reminds me of politicians.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 28, 2014, 08:14:58 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2014, 02:51:27 AM
Great album, but I'm against finger abuse and this goes too far.

Or...it's the ultimate representation of Jazz hands ever, perhaps it's Broadway Hands.


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/28/uda9e3em.jpg)

I suddenly think about the Addams Family and other creepy movies...

(http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/thing00.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2014, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 28, 2014, 08:14:58 AM
I suddenly think about the Addams Family and other creepy movies...

(http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/thing00.jpg)

Now we know Tharaud's secret...it's not his hand!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on May 28, 2014, 09:39:48 AM
I knew there was a reason I wasn't watching the "re-make."

Dear Thing in the classic show was never creepy.  And he was musical!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on May 28, 2014, 10:31:39 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on May 28, 2014, 09:39:48 AM
I knew there was a reason I wasn't watching the "re-make."

Dear Thing in the classic show was never creepy.  And he was musical!

You should reconsider, the modern Thing was adorable as well!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on May 30, 2014, 02:24:07 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on May 28, 2014, 10:31:39 AM
You should reconsider, the modern Thing was adorable as well!

... and handsome.   :P    :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)

Should have worn a cup.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 12, 2014, 02:17:32 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2014, 02:51:27 AM
Great album, but I'm against finger abuse and this goes too far.

Or...it's the ultimate representation of Jazz hands ever, perhaps it's Broadway Hands.


(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/28/uda9e3em.jpg)
Didn't Schumann hurt himself like this? :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on June 12, 2014, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

I am peeking from the hair!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 04:42:20 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 02:12:57 PM
Should have worn a cup.

:D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on June 13, 2014, 04:21:24 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

This is a perfect blend in.  Looks completely natural, that it's scary.  :)  You're too good at this, Greg!  8)

I like PJ though, he's a good conductor, but yes, he is a cover hog.  Another conductor I like, but who seems to also be a cover hog is Vasily Petrenko. 

I sense a face-off (a la Nicholas Cage/John Travolta) between Vasily and Paajo.   :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 13, 2014, 05:03:33 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on June 13, 2014, 04:21:24 AMwho seems to also be a cover hog is Vasily Petrenko. 

Naxos somehow got the idea that VP was the only way to sell Shostakovich CDs, which is really rather strange. But then, they did this to Marin when she was in Bournemouth too, so maybe it was a UK-targeted strategy...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on June 14, 2014, 06:08:58 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 13, 2014, 05:03:33 AM
Naxos somehow got the idea that VP was the only way to sell Shostakovich CDs, which is really rather strange. But then, they did this to Marin when she was in Bournemouth too, so maybe it was a UK-targeted strategy...

I think the Petrenko and Alsop Naxos photo-op strategy was indeed a targeted strategy:  To appeal to all sectors of the female audience.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 14, 2014, 06:47:47 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
I like the Phantom of the Opera feel this intrusion has.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 15, 2014, 11:51:17 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)

It's that old.....having entrails pulled through bum.....look.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on June 15, 2014, 12:15:29 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

Leave it to Paavo and his inflated ego to photobomb an otherwise nice cover. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on June 15, 2014, 12:41:34 PM
Quote from: Ken B on June 14, 2014, 06:47:47 PM
I like the Phantom of the Opera feel this intrusion has.

Respect, as usual, to Greg. I know how difficult it is to keep Paavo in the background.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 15, 2014, 02:31:30 PM
Quote from: Pat B on June 15, 2014, 12:41:34 PM
Respect, as usual, to Greg. I know how difficult it is to keep Paavo in the background.
You need a leash really.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 15, 2014, 05:52:37 PM
Quote from: knight66 on June 15, 2014, 11:51:17 AM
It's that old.....having entrails pulled through bum.....look.

And I thought I wanted to be a conductor....


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 16, 2014, 07:24:30 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)

"Old maaaan river..."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 16, 2014, 01:05:33 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 15, 2014, 05:52:37 PM
And I thought I wanted to be a conductor....

Seemed to happen a lot to Giulini.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 18, 2014, 06:08:51 AM
Even when in miniature form The Paavo makes a strong presence. And thank goodness the couch kept the step stool out of site, how embarrassing.


(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/janinsen-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on June 18, 2014, 06:15:52 AM
"Let me keep your bow arm warm for you, honey."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 18, 2014, 06:16:48 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on June 18, 2014, 06:15:52 AM
"Let me keep your bow arm warm for you, honey."

Caption winner!!  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 18, 2014, 06:19:39 AM
Wow, god I'm so slow. I just realized that you were photoshopping all of these after this last one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 18, 2014, 07:54:34 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 18, 2014, 06:19:39 AM
Wow, god I'm so slow. I just realized that you were photoshopping all of these after this last one.
These guys are good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 18, 2014, 08:32:57 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 18, 2014, 06:19:39 AM
Wow, god I'm so slow. I just realized that you were photoshopping all of these after this last one.
Too much Ravel Nate.

>:D :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 20, 2014, 03:48:46 AM
My go:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/wna2o5dt7z2zb7z/PaavoRhapsody.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 20, 2014, 04:29:15 AM
Yes! Paavo the tickler of ivory. Good one, Nate!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 20, 2014, 04:43:27 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)


Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 18, 2014, 06:08:51 AM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/janinsen-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
Would be funnier if you replaced Paavo with the guy in the first pic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork THE PAAVO MEME
Post by: snyprrr on June 20, 2014, 02:30:44 PM
The Paavo Meme

Congatulations GMG! You have created your own original meme! Now if we can only make it go viral...

The Paavo Meme- to indicate the ubiquitous global reach of the Major Labels- They Are Everywhere!- and that THEY choose who to lift up, and who to put down. Paavo jarvi is just the latest in a looong line of photo-hogs who seem to have the same stupid look on their face for each album cover (Rattle vs Levine 'fros). The Paavo Meme can be liberally used on any classical album cover to garner the requisite lolz, but has great potential to make a crossover break into other areas.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 22, 2014, 12:32:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 10, 2014, 03:49:07 PM
And from deep within the burning fires of hell appeared The Harnoncourt...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nMvCDmVeL._SY350_.jpg)


...but shining brilliantly above the skies, with a counteroffensive was the Aura of Masur.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Hy84RSigL._SS300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 30, 2014, 08:29:30 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61W6R8TKB7L.jpg)

Huh, sheet music? Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2014, 09:04:41 PM
I guess photobombing is now cover art:




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p8-Z93qWL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 31, 2014, 02:17:35 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 30, 2014, 08:29:30 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61W6R8TKB7L.jpg)

Huh, sheet music? Who's your daddy?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a permanent winner.

That wouldn't be impressive on my Facebook feed, never mind as a commercial offering.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on July 31, 2014, 03:55:48 AM
Quote from: orfeo on July 31, 2014, 02:17:35 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a permanent winner.

That wouldn't be impressive on my Facebook feed, never mind as a commercial offering.
I think it is very impressive - not many artists & recording companies would be idiotic and vulgar enough to create something as hideous as that, and use it as an album cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 31, 2014, 04:58:53 AM
For completeness, we really should take a look at Volume 1 as well.

[asin]B00009RDH9[/asin]

We should perhaps also note that piano sonata no.7 is over 3 hours long. Tell me, does that cover inspire you to listen to a 2-movement piece that is over 3 hours long?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on July 31, 2014, 05:02:15 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 30, 2014, 08:29:30 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61W6R8TKB7L.jpg)

Huh, sheet music? Who's your daddy?
I rather like it, but as a cover for the Darmstadt retrospective collection. Boulez's stated goal was the destruction of all art that was creating before his coming. Truth in advertising.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 31, 2014, 05:12:45 AM
Quote from: Ken B on July 31, 2014, 05:02:15 AM
I rather like it, but as a cover for the Darmstadt retrospective collection. Boulez's stated goal was the destruction of all art that was creating before his coming. Truth in advertising.
Hahaha :laugh:. True.

Why are there music stands if it is a piano sonata?

...as if that is the strangest thing I can find here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 31, 2014, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 30, 2014, 08:29:30 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61W6R8TKB7L.jpg)

Huh, sheet music? Who's your daddy?
That's so terrible it's awesome.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on July 31, 2014, 03:02:39 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 30, 2014, 08:29:30 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61W6R8TKB7L.jpg)

Huh, sheet music? Who's your daddy?
To be fair (ish), Innova is sort of like a "vanity press"—they don't make or produce recordings, merely publish them in order to get them out there.

Of course that means these covers were probably designed by the composer himself.

Consider that for a while.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 31, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
There is nothing wrong with this cover.

(http://img.cdandlp.com/2013/04/imgL/115943543.jpg)


Take away the text on the cover, kinda creepy?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514iokdKUvL._SS350_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 31, 2014, 05:26:02 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 31, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
There is nothing wrong with this cover.

(http://img.cdandlp.com/2013/04/imgL/115943543.jpg)


Take away the text on the cover, kinda creepy?

Almost androgynous enough to be one of Greg's avatars...   >:D

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on July 31, 2014, 05:26:59 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on July 31, 2014, 05:26:02 PM
Almost androgynous enough to be one of Greg's avatars...   >:D

8)
Don't encourage him...  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 31, 2014, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: springrite on July 31, 2014, 05:26:59 PM
Don't encourage him...  :-X

Sorry, my bad...   :-[

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 15, 2014, 08:34:31 PM
Actually, I kind of like this.

(http://cdn.naxos.com/SharedFiles/images/cds/others/OA1141D.gif)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on August 16, 2014, 03:23:50 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 15, 2014, 08:34:31 PM
Actually, I kind of like this.

(http://cdn.naxos.com/SharedFiles/images/cds/others/OA1141D.gif)

1966 just flashed before my eyes.

Beach Blanket Rossini.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 20, 2014, 07:56:11 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ILlFm%2BZcL.jpg)

"Peek a Boo."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 10, 2014, 12:49:51 PM
I just love performing Scarlaaazzzzzzzzzz............


[asin]B00LNCWI6I[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 10, 2014, 02:38:47 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 10, 2014, 12:49:51 PM
I just love performing Scarlaaazzzzzzzzzz............
Looks like an exciting disc.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 10, 2014, 04:50:09 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 12, 2014, 02:04:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61YmID9VLFL._SL1100_.jpg)

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 18, 2014, 06:08:51 AM
Even when in miniature form The Paavo makes a strong presence. And thank goodness the couch kept the step stool out of site, how embarrassing.

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/janinsen-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

Quote from: Greg on June 20, 2014, 04:43:27 AM
Would be funnier if you replaced Paavo with the guy in the first pic.

Like this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandLovro.jpg~original)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 10, 2014, 06:57:00 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 10, 2014, 04:50:09 PM
Like this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandLovro.jpg~original)
Yes!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 10, 2014, 07:18:02 PM
Janine Jansen is SO hot! What a babe.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 10, 2014, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on September 10, 2014, 07:18:02 PM
Janine Jansen is SO hot! What a babe.
That Matacic guy is thinking the same thing.

(http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz257/ibanezmonsterg/JanineandLovroHotDog_zps5648145f.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 10, 2014, 11:10:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dST-iQsUL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 10, 2014, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 31, 2014, 03:58:23 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514iokdKUvL._SS350_.jpg)

I wonder what he is doing with his left hand...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 11, 2014, 01:41:31 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 10, 2014, 11:10:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dST-iQsUL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
I always enjoy seing sopranos engaged in vacuum cleaning.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on September 11, 2014, 02:33:21 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 11, 2014, 01:41:31 AM
I always enjoy seeing sopranos pianists engaged in vacuum cleaning.

Corrected.   :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on September 11, 2014, 02:42:16 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on September 11, 2014, 02:33:21 AM
Corrected.   :)
Yep, didn't notice the work. She looked so eurotrash that I automatically thought of opera.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 11, 2014, 03:11:46 AM
Quote from: The new erato on September 11, 2014, 02:42:16 AM
She looked so eurotrash that I automatically thought of opera.

:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 11, 2014, 04:11:09 AM
Maybe she's trying to convey that the Transcendental Etudes are a bit of a chore.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 11, 2014, 05:00:09 AM
She is not vacuuming.  She is hauling a piano with ropes. 
Must be tough to haul a piano up a flagstaff.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 11, 2014, 08:01:10 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 10, 2014, 11:13:01 PM
I wonder what he is doing with his left hand...  ;D
He looks a bit too happy there. Understandable, though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2014, 06:08:28 PM
Quote from: Greg on September 10, 2014, 08:32:34 PM
That Matacic guy is thinking the same thing.

(http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz257/ibanezmonsterg/JanineandLovroHotDog_zps5648145f.jpg)

I replaced your hotdog with one that's standing on Mr. Matačić's hands, just in case you wanted a tidier version of your vision:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandLovroandHotdog.jpg)

Or we can have Hotdog standing on the couch:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandLovroandHotdog-1.jpg)

This is so disrespectful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 11, 2014, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2014, 06:08:28 PM
I replaced your hotdog with one that's standing on Mr. Matačić's hands, just in case you wanted a tidier version of your vision:
Not sure which one is better- the first one looks like he's trying to lift the hot dog, like he's her midget butler bringing her food, while the second looks like it's simply suggesting what's going on my pic. They both have their own charm.

Hmm... I might add to this...  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2014, 08:04:00 PM
Quote from: Greg on September 11, 2014, 07:16:07 PM
Not sure which one is better- the first one looks like he's trying to lift the hot dog, like he's her midget butler bringing her food, while the second looks like it's simply suggesting what's going on my pic. They both have their own charm.

Hmm... I might add to this...  >:D

Make all the suggestions you want, young Greg. I have a graphics editing program – and I'm not afraid to use it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 11, 2014, 08:44:22 PM
I gave her a few friends.

(http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz257/ibanezmonsterg/JanineandFriends_zps062acf4d.jpg)



Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2014, 08:04:00 PM
Make all the suggestions you want, young Greg. I have a graphics editing program – and I'm not afraid to use it.
Certainly.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 12:39:39 AM
Quote from: Greg on September 11, 2014, 08:44:22 PM
I gave her a few friends.

(http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz257/ibanezmonsterg/JanineandFriends_zps062acf4d.jpg)

Certainly.  8)

Excellent.

I think Janine will be having a few more friends shortly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 03:45:02 AM
Janine and Smurfs:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandSmurfs-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 12, 2014, 05:44:58 AM
Poor Janine...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 12, 2014, 06:30:52 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 03:45:02 AM
Janine and Smurfs:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JanineandSmurfs-1.jpg)
We have a winner.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 12, 2014, 08:08:40 AM
Smurftacular!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 12, 2014, 08:40:12 AM
can anything be done with the cloth.... oh, yea... forgot, PC on the Forum. :( siiigh...

it's like the NFL around here sometimes :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 12, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Just to be clear: even Smurfless,  the Jansen recording is a good one to have.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 04:59:30 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 12, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Just to be clear: even Smurfless,  the Jansen recording is a good one to have.

You know, I've never even heard the album I've been defacing. Time to rectify that egregious situation. [In my best Adam West Batman (http://youtu.be/RLZQ3OLEJWE) voice] To the Internet!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 06:18:18 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 12, 2014, 10:12:24 AM
Just to be clear: even Smurfless,  the Jansen recording is a good one to have.

Here's the album in question:

http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551)

(http://www.deccaclassics.com/imgs/s300x300/4783551.jpg)

And now the cover looks weird to me without any Smurfs on it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 12, 2014, 06:24:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 06:18:18 PM
Here's the album in question:

http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551)

(http://www.deccaclassics.com/imgs/s300x300/4783551.jpg)

And now the cover looks weird to me without any Smurfs on it.
Yeah...who is she looking at?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 12, 2014, 07:13:09 PM
I can't really see why that cover ended up on this thread in the first place, never mind becoming Photoshopped to death.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 12, 2014, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: orfeo on September 12, 2014, 07:13:09 PM
I can't really see why that cover ended up on this thread in the first place, never mind becoming Photoshopped to death.
Look far enough upthread and you will find that she fell victim to Paavo Jarvi Syndrome
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 12, 2014, 07:21:00 PM
Quote from: orfeo on September 12, 2014, 07:13:09 PM
I can't really see why that cover ended up on this thread in the first place, never mind becoming Photoshopped to death.


Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 18, 2014, 06:08:51 AM
Even when in miniature form The Paavo makes a strong presence. And thank goodness the couch kept the step stool out of site, how embarrassing.


(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/janinsen-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

I started it, well, Paavo did. He made an appearance at the cover photo shoot.
Otherwise it's a fine cover on its own.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 08:32:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 06:18:18 PM
Here's the album in question:

http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/cat/4783551)

(http://www.deccaclassics.com/imgs/s300x300/4783551.jpg)

And now the cover looks weird to me without any Smurfs on it.

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on September 12, 2014, 06:24:59 PM
Yeah...who is she looking at?

I don't know – but it sure is weird. Why do photographers get musicians to do that (i.e., look wistfully in no particular direction) on album covers?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 12, 2014, 08:46:58 PM
Anything to the left side of the album cover looks less weird than nothing... sort of.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 08:56:52 PM
Quote from: Greg on September 12, 2014, 08:46:58 PM
Anything to the left side of the album cover looks less weird than nothing... sort of.

It's just occurred to me that Janine may have her arm around an imaginary friend. She's probably relaxing with her friend – who might be also be a violinist – and they're chatting about the time they played the Bach Double Concerto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concerto_for_Two_Violins_(Bach)) in an imaginary concert.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 09:14:14 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 12, 2014, 07:21:00 PM

I started it, well, Paavo did. He made an appearance at the cover photo shoot.
Otherwise it's a fine cover on its own.

Would you like Paavo to appear on any other album cover(s)?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 09:25:55 PM
I'm happy to keep messin' about with the Janine album cover if you can think of anything else you want done to it.

(http://www.deccaclassics.com/imgs/s300x300/4783551.jpg)

By the way, if anyone wants any other album cover, er, "modified", just let me know.

(I'm having a heap o' fun mangling artwork that musicians, photographers, art departments, and record labels worked so hard to get just right. I'm more than willing to make it wrong.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
But back to the general subject of dreadful classical music album covers:

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned it in this thread, but I just found this page:

http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/172533-worst-beethoven-album-covers-ever/ (http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/172533-worst-beethoven-album-covers-ever/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 01:50:35 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 10:49:59 PM
But back to the general subject of dreadful classical music album covers:

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned it in this thread, but I just found this page:

http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/172533-worst-beethoven-album-covers-ever/ (http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/172533-worst-beethoven-album-covers-ever/)

Oops. You might need to disregard that post. I had another look at the beginning of this thread, and it looks like the original poster (Hi, Maciek (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=6)!) might be asking for awful covers of albums we own. (Is that what you were asking, Maciek? Or is it a free-for-all, where you post ghastly covers you've seen – or more to the point, covers you've seen but can't unsee.)

Unfortunately, I don't own any of the Beethoven albums on that page (http://www.wqxr.org/#!/story/172533-worst-beethoven-album-covers-ever/).

Now let's see what I do have...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on September 13, 2014, 02:15:08 AM
Quote from: orfeo on September 12, 2014, 07:13:09 PM
I can't really see why that cover ended up on this thread in the first place, never mind becoming Photoshopped to death.
Don't question the new GMG meme. Just go along with it like everyone else is doing :D.

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 12, 2014, 07:21:00 PM

I started it, well, Paavo did. He made an appearance at the cover photo shoot.
Otherwise it's a fine cover on its own.
I don't really like the original cover. I mean, she is sitting on that huge couch all by herself taking up so much space when she has as many as five other people that she should be sharing it with (the rest of the Verklarte sextet). Frankly, I think that she is selfish, but that's just me. I'd hate to be her stand partner in orchestra, gorgeous as she is. She'd probably never turn the page, even if she was an inside player.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 02:33:43 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on September 13, 2014, 02:15:08 AM
Don't question the new GMG meme. Just go along with it like everyone else is doing :D.
I don't really like the original cover. I mean, she is sitting on that huge couch all by herself taking up so much space when she has as many as five other people that she should be sharing it with (the rest of the Verklarte sextet). Frankly, I think that she is selfish, but that's just me. I'd hate to be her stand partner in orchestra, gorgeous as she is. She'd probably never turn the page, even if she was an inside player.

When I first saw the cover (without Paavo or the Smurfs) I thought it was one of those "artist showcases", an album in which you get a lot of pieces of music where the soloist gets to show off. But then I saw what was on the album (Schubert's String Quintet and Schoenberg's Verklärte Nacht), and thought "Um, aren't those works suppose to be collaborative? It's chamber music, isn't it? Where everyone is equal? What's with this 'It's Janine's album' nonsense? What's going on here?" etc.

Note to Decca: What gives? Do you think you can sell a chamber music album by simply highlighting one of your star soloists, and ignoring everyone else who worked on it? Did you think to yourselves, "Yeah, people'll buy it – it's got Janine on the front"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 13, 2014, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 09:14:14 PM
Would you like Paavo to appear on any other album cover(s)?
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 12, 2014, 03:38:04 PM
This is becoming a bit distracting....


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)

Btw, Hi, Peter, and welcome!  ;D
And Paavo can make a cameo on any cover, this is my personal favorite. Subtle, and creepy, but still an important focal point.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 13, 2014, 04:47:26 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 13, 2014, 03:41:13 AM
Btw, Hi, Peter, and welcome!  ;D
And Paavo can make a cameo on any cover, this is my personal favorite. Subtle, and creepy, but still an important focal point.

That is probably my favourite as well!   :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 13, 2014, 04:52:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 02:33:43 AM
Note to Decca: What gives? Do you think you can sell a chamber music album by simply highlighting one of your star soloists, and ignoring everyone else who worked on it? Did you think to yourselves, "Yeah, people'll buy it – it's got Janine on the front"?

Works for me  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 13, 2014, 03:41:13 AM
Btw, Hi, Peter, and welcome!  ;D
And Paavo can make a cameo on any cover, this is my personal favorite. Subtle, and creepy, but still an important focal point.
That's your masterpiece Greg. Paavo looks so natural there, and sort of Phantom of the Operaish.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 13, 2014, 03:41:13 AM
Btw, Hi, Peter, and welcome!  ;D

(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/jurowski-pic-copy.jpg)

And Paavo can make a cameo on any cover, this is my personal favorite. Subtle, and creepy, but still an important focal point.

Oh, that's brilliant. For a moment I thought Paavo was meant to be there, lurking in the background. Magnificent.

I reckon it'd make a great movie poster.

("They were a couple in love. He was a renowned blind architect. She was a famous musician with an unpronounceable last name. When they married and left for their honeymoon, little did they know they would be followed by her psycho father, a conductor with a horrifying penchant for unspeakable acts of cruelty to gerbils. The young couple were not prepared for the terror they would experience when her father couldn't bear not being invited to the wedding. He was the kind of man who couldn't take no for an answer. Just ask those gerbils. Well, this time he wasn't going to be not invited to the honeymoon...")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 13, 2014, 04:52:54 AM
Works for me  ;D

Sarge

I know where you're coming from, Sarge. I bought this CD purely for the cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Brahms-CelloSonatasHarnoyAide.jpg)

By the way, when I saw your full name (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=122) I was immediately reminded of a certain song by XTC (http://youtu.be/vE8ldywLXvQ). Are you two related in any way?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
I know where you're coming from, Sarge. I bought this CD purely for the cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Brahms-CelloSonatasHarnoyAide.jpg)

By the way, when I saw your full name (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=122) I was immediately reminded of a certain song by XTC (http://youtu.be/vE8ldywLXvQ). Are you two related in any way?

So you sought out the version where she's clothed?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:43:52 PM
Quote from: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 04:38:06 PM
So you sought out the version where she's clothed?

Nope.

I bought it because it was the first Ofra Harnoy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ofra_Harnoy) CD I ever saw (in the late '80s, in an ad in Gramophone magazine). When I saw that cover I thought, "Yes please." The next thing I knew, I was at my favourite record store and saying to the chap behind the counter, "Would you mind ordering this CD?"

Incidentally, that ended up being the only Ofra Harnoy CD I ever bought.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 05:40:33 PM
Leaving aside Paavo and the Smurfs for a moment, I want to mention a cover I saw when I went a-searchin' for "worst classical music album covers".

I find this baffling:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/BestOfBrahms.jpg)

What???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 13, 2014, 06:12:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 05:40:33 PM
Leaving aside Paavo and the Smurfs for a moment, I want to mention a cover I saw when I went a-searchin' for "worst classical music album covers".

I find this baffling:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/BestOfBrahms.jpg)

What???

If that's not Classic, what is? We've been living in this hell for 75 years!! 'Miley Cyrus Sings Schumann', donchano?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 13, 2014, 06:12:15 PM
If that's not Classic, what is? We've been living in this hell for 75 years!! 'Miley Cyrus Sings Schumann', donchano?

Unfortunately, snyprrr, your comment is a little too cryptic for me. I don't know what it has to with the photo of Brahms's breakfast.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 13, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 08:45:01 PM
Unfortunately, snyprrr, your comment is a little too cryptic for me. I don't know what it has to with the photo of Brahms's breakfast.
snyprrr has an unusual way of expressing himself.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Brian on September 13, 2014, 09:02:52 PM
snyprrr has an unusual way of expressing himself.

Fair enough.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 08:45:01 PM
Unfortunately, snyprrr, your comment is a little too cryptic for me. I don't know what it has to with the photo of Brahms's breakfast.
If you understand snyprrr, worry.
8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 01:00:37 AM
 8)
Quote from: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
If you understand snyprrr, worry.
8)

Can do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 14, 2014, 06:17:34 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2014, 08:32:45 PM
Why do photographers get musicians to do that (i.e., look wistfully in no particular direction) on album covers?

Because the music-buying public get nervous if everyone looks them straight in the eye. Much like some wild animals.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 14, 2014, 06:55:31 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 01:00:37 AM
8)
Can do.

no respect, I tell ya, mm mm mm :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 14, 2014, 07:48:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
By the way, when I saw your full name (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=122) I was immediately reminded of a certain song by XTC (http://youtu.be/vE8ldywLXvQ). Are you two related in any way?

get the expert, at kissing and stuff
he stays easy, when things get rough


Yeah, that's me   8)

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on September 14, 2014, 07:52:17 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:43:52 PM
Incidentally, that ended up being the only Ofra Harnoy CD I ever bought.

There are a few of us here who like her Vivaldi...and not just for the cover art  ;)

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/aug11/vivcellosonharnoy.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 14, 2014, 03:17:35 PM
Quote from: Ken B on September 13, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
If you understand snyprrr, worry.
8)

:D :D :D :D

This may just be true!  8)

We love ya Snypps!  :-*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 03:47:20 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on September 14, 2014, 07:52:17 AM
There are a few of us here who like her Vivaldi...and not just for the cover art  ;)

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/aug11/vivcellosonharnoy.jpg)

Sarge

Oh dear. That photo doesn't have much to do with music, does it?

The musician in me is thinking two things:

1. How can Ofra play with her hand so far away from the fingerboard?
2. How can she play with all that hair getting caught in the strings?

The non-musician in me is thinking:

1. Who's idea was it to go with the "wench" look?

The musician in me just thought of one more thing: Maybe Ofra, in her olde worlde clothing, has been transported back to Vivaldi's time, and is portraying one of Vivaldi's orphanage girls (http://www.baroquemusic.org/bqxvivaldi.html).

Who knows?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 04:36:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Brahms-CelloSonatasHarnoyAide.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2014, 04:43:52 PM
Nope.

I bought it because it was the first Ofra Harnoy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ofra_Harnoy) CD I ever saw (in the late '80s, in an ad in Gramophone magazine). When I saw that cover I thought, "Yes please." The next thing I knew, I was at my favourite record store and saying to the chap behind the counter, "Would you mind ordering this CD?"

Incidentally, that ended up being the only Ofra Harnoy CD I ever bought.

I've just realised I'm a total and utter liar.

A few hours after I posted the above reminiscence it dawned on me that I had remembered incorrectly.

I don't have one Ofra Harnoy CD, I have two. And the CD with Ofra wearing the green jumper wasn't the first Ofra Harnoy CD I ever bought either.

This is what actually happened:

I read a review of Ofra Harnoy's 1985 disc of Haydn Cello Concertos in an issue of Gramophone magazine. The reviewer liked it, and I thought I might like it too, so I ordered it from my friendly record store owner.

It must have been some time later that I bought the Brahms Cello Sonatas CD (it was released in 1986). I probably saw it somewhere and thought, "Ah, that's Ofra Harnoy. I have her Haydn Cello Concertos CD, and I like it. I'll probably like this Brahms one too."

So, to set the record straight (pun definitely not intended), this was the first Ofra Harnoy CD I ever bought:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Haydn-CelloConcertosHarnoy.jpg)

All of the above will be uninteresting to anyone but me. But I just wanted to straighten things out, and let you know that, thanks to my dodgy memory, I'm occasionally a total and utter liar.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
Speaking of baffling:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bach-BrandenburgConcertosAlessandrini.jpg)

Huh?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 14, 2014, 04:47:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
Speaking of baffling:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bach-BrandenburgConcertosAlessandrini.jpg)

Huh?
Now this is the type of album cover that might get my purchase.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bach-BrandenburgConcertosAlessandrini.jpg)

Quote from: Greg on September 14, 2014, 04:47:19 PM
Now this is the type of album cover that might get my purchase.  ;D

It's one of my favourite versions of the Brandenburgs, but I'm totally mystified by that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 14, 2014, 06:32:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 05:14:53 PM
It's one of my favourite versions of the Brandenburgs, but I'm totally mystified by that cover.
That is the appeal to me. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's just no trying to figure out how it relates to the music, because there is no relation. A picture of a spaceship would almost make more sense because it has equally nothing to do with the music, yet it is a familiar image. Not only does this picture have nothing to do with the music, but the image of a deer in a parking garage is unfamiliar to the vast majority of people.

Even the Brahms CD with the breakfast picture makes more sense than this. You could listen to a Brahms CD while eating breakfast. You probably aren't going to be listening to Bach while looking at a deer in a parking garage.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 08:47:08 PM
Quote from: Greg on September 14, 2014, 06:32:59 PM
That is the appeal to me. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's just no trying to figure out how it relates to the music, because there is no relation. A picture of a spaceship would almost make more sense because it has equally nothing to do with the music, yet it is a familiar image. Not only does this picture have nothing to do with the music, but the image of a deer in a parking garage is unfamiliar to the vast majority of people.

Even the Brahms CD with the breakfast picture makes more sense than this. You could listen to a Brahms CD while eating breakfast. You probably aren't going to be listening to Bach while looking at a deer in a parking garage.

No sir. And thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 11:58:03 PM
A four-volume series of Beethoven for kids:

(http://rcdn-1.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/572/1372889/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig/0011661811225)]


(http://rcdn-4.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/578/1372894/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-2-Beethovens-Wig/0011661811928)]


(http://rcdn-2.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/584/2326364/6.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-3-Beethovens-Wig/0011661812529)]


(http://rcdn-3.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/586/4189064/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-4-Beethovens-Wig/0011661812727)]


And there's a piano one too:

(http://rcdn-4.fishpond.com.au/0020/892/454/19850020/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Sing-Along-Piano-Classics-Beethovens-Wig/0015882000871)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on September 15, 2014, 12:10:32 AM
Quote from: Greg on September 14, 2014, 06:32:59 PM
That is the appeal to me. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's just no trying to figure out how it relates to the music, because there is no relation. A picture of a spaceship would almost make more sense because it has equally nothing to do with the music, yet it is a familiar image. Not only does this picture have nothing to do with the music, but the image of a deer in a parking garage is unfamiliar to the vast majority of people.

Even the Brahms CD with the breakfast picture makes more sense than this. You could listen to a Brahms CD while eating breakfast. You probably aren't going to be listening to Bach while looking at a deer in a parking garage.
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 08:47:08 PM
No sir. And thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Me too!

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 11:58:03 PM
A four-volume series of Beethoven for kids:

(http://rcdn-1.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/572/1372889/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig/0011661811225)]


(http://rcdn-4.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/578/1372894/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-2-Beethovens-Wig/0011661811928)]


(http://rcdn-2.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/584/2326364/6.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-3-Beethovens-Wig/0011661812529)]


(http://rcdn-3.fishpond.com.au/0000/019/586/4189064/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Beethovens-Wig-Vol-4-Beethovens-Wig/0011661812727)]


And there's a piano one too:

(http://rcdn-4.fishpond.com.au/0020/892/454/19850020/original.jpeg)
[Details (http://www.fishpond.com.au/Music/Sing-Along-Piano-Classics-Beethovens-Wig/0015882000871)]
And there's this: http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,13493.msg820694.html#msg820694
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 15, 2014, 01:21:25 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on September 15, 2014, 12:10:32 AM
Me too!
And there's this: http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,13493.msg820694.html#msg820694

He he.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/alz41s7mlq8utri/BabyNeedsBerg.jpg)

Thanks for pointing me in the direction of those baby covers (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,13493.msg820694.html), EigenUser.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on September 15, 2014, 03:29:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 15, 2014, 01:21:25 AM
He he.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/alz41s7mlq8utri/BabyNeedsBerg.jpg)

Thanks for pointing me in the direction of those baby covers (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,13493.msg820694.html), EigenUser.
Haha, no problem. The Berg one is obviously my own creation, but the others are real.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 15, 2014, 05:56:07 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 14, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
Speaking of baffling:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bach-BrandenburgConcertosAlessandrini.jpg)

Huh?

Pining for the 1700s, when this was a forest instead of a car park.

Honestly, you lot have no imagination.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 15, 2014, 06:25:33 AM
Quote from: orfeo on September 15, 2014, 05:56:07 AM
Pining for the 1700s, when this was a forest instead of a car park.

Honestly, you lot have no imagination.
I thought of that, but it would only make sense to whoever designed the cover.

First of all, Bach's music doesn't remind me of forests at all. That role belongs to the Romantics. Second of all, unless you live in a big city, forests are everywhere and there should be no such thing as pining for a forest. Just take that deer and drive 30 minutes from home and drop it off at the nearest forest.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 15, 2014, 06:26:31 AM
Quote from: Greg on September 15, 2014, 06:25:33 AM
I thought of that, but it would only make sense to whoever designed the cover.

Given that neither you nor I designed the cover, but both thought of that, the second half of your sentence is clearly false.

It's about evoking something. Timing the drive to the nearest forest rather misses the point in my view.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 15, 2014, 06:43:37 AM
Quote from: orfeo on September 15, 2014, 06:26:31 AM
Given that neither you nor I designed the cover, but both thought of that, the second half of your sentence is clearly false.

It's about evoking something. Timing the drive to the nearest forest rather misses the point in my view.
True.  Problem is, for myself among others,  it evokes a curiousity to know what sort of pills the graphics designer was taking when he did this.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 17, 2014, 03:21:02 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on April 11, 2014, 07:36:24 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8UaLfw8plSU/UvKwa9JS-NI/AAAAAAAARUg/3_XIP864dZQ/s1600/front.jpg)
Jazz Hands!!

I don't see jazz hands. I see Ms Shiraga as a speed skater:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/SpeedSkater.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2014, 07:10:20 PM
Just when you thought you were safe from inappropriate appearances of Paavo Järvi on album covers...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Jarvi-Say.jpg)

(The original (http://www.naive.fr/img/front/pho/works/1200x1200/001223.jpg))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 18, 2014, 09:46:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2014, 07:10:20 PM
Just when you thought you were safe from inappropriate appearances of Paavo Järvi on album covers...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Jarvi-Say.jpg)

(The original (http://www.naive.fr/img/front/pho/works/1200x1200/001223.jpg))

JARVI SAY RELAX!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2014, 10:14:41 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on September 18, 2014, 09:46:32 PM
JARVI SAY RELAX!

That's not a bad idea at all.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JarviSayRelax.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 21, 2014, 05:24:19 PM
Is this the Classical counterpart to Janet Jackson's Super Bowl "costume malfunction"?  Jenny Lin's Stravinsky Solo Piano Works is such a wonderful disk in nearly every way that inclusion of this photo (second image, below) w/o some judicious Photo Shopping seems a surprising gaffe.  Design/production people are aware that many record buyers scrutinize every aspect of a release - I know, I've talked to some of them.  How did they let this go? It could not have been on purpose.  Concerned about my own gender-related bias, I checked with my wife who agrees that it's regrettable.  She also notes that it's made worse with Lin's flesh-colored dress.

[asin]B00I0VTPFM[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 21, 2014, 06:40:41 PM
Definite side-view photoshopping in that second photo:


After photoshop:


(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=39368;image)




Before photoshop:


(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Bio-BIG/Lin-Jenny-11.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 21, 2014, 07:18:04 PM
I definitely interpret that as a fold in the dress, not a wardrobe malfunction.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 21, 2014, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: Brian on September 21, 2014, 07:18:04 PM
I definitely interpret that as a fold in the dress, not a wardrobe malfunction.

I agree. I'd say it's a combination of the dress material and the viewer's imagination.

I'm surprised that nobody involved in approving that photo said, "Hang on a minute – that doesn't look right. It looks almost as if you can see a... Jenny, would you mind posing for just one more photo?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 04:24:06 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 21, 2014, 06:40:41 PM
Definite side-view photoshopping in that second photo:


After photoshop:


(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=39368;image)

I think you're right ! (or other possible assistance in that dept.)



Before photoshop:


(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Bio-BIG/Lin-Jenny-11.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 22, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 21, 2014, 05:24:19 PM
Is this the Classical counterpart to Janet Jackson's Super Bowl "costume malfunction"?  Jenny Lin's Stravinsky Solo Piano Works is such a wonderful disk in nearly every way that inclusion of this photo (second image, below) w/o some judicious Photo Shopping seems a surprising gaffe.  Design/production people are aware that many record buyers scrutinize every aspect of a release - I know, I've talked to some of them.  How did they let this go? It could not have been on purpose.  Concerned about my own gender-related bias, I checked with my wife who agrees that it's regrettable.  She also notes that it's made worse with Lin's flesh-colored dress.
Sorry - what are we looking for?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 05:18:47 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 22, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
Sorry - what are we looking for?

The shape and locus of a fabric fold on her dress resembles a mammilla.   
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on September 22, 2014, 05:57:43 AM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 05:18:47 AM
The shape and locus of a fabric fold on her dress resembles a mammilla.   
oh. It does? I guess. It's just her dress though - it's clear she is wearing a normal dress.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 22, 2014, 06:03:29 AM
Just received the ECM Arbos disc in mail, and it doesn't look like in all the pictures (green ARBOS text on black, on white the performers) - ARBOS is on red against the white booklet, and the performers' names aren't below it. Otherwise it looks perfectly legit..   ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 06:07:03 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 22, 2014, 05:57:43 AM
oh. It does? I guess. It's just her dress though - it's clear she is wearing a normal dress.

Clear to me too, but still I think unfortunate and avoidable.  Perhaps I'm making a mountain out of a molehill  :laugh:, but if I were the art director I would have Photo Shopped it out.  My wife agrees. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 22, 2014, 06:09:53 AM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 06:07:03 AM
Clear to me too, but still I think unfortunate and avoidable.  Perhaps I'm making a mountain out of a molehill  :laugh:, but if I were the art director I would have Photo Shopped it out.  My wife agrees.
You guys are missing the big picture: would Greg tap that?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on September 22, 2014, 06:33:45 AM
Quote from: Ken B on September 22, 2014, 06:09:53 AM
You guys are missing the big picture: would Greg tap that?
:P

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 22, 2014, 07:15:50 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on September 22, 2014, 04:37:34 AM
Sorry - what are we looking for?

they added a few cup sizes,... with a cherry on top!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 07:47:36 AM
Quote from: Ken B on September 22, 2014, 06:09:53 AM
You guys are missing the big picture: would Greg tap that?

He would, but I think the question becomes before or after enjoying her virtuosity on the keyboard? 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 22, 2014, 08:13:12 AM
Her dress seems more wine/champagne coloured, rather than flesh coloured.  However, I am partially colour blind.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on September 22, 2014, 08:17:28 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on September 22, 2014, 08:13:12 AM
Her dress seems more wine/champagne coloured, rather than flesh coloured.  However, I am partially colour blind.  ;D

Seems more skin coloured than flesh coloured to me...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 08:25:32 AM
Quote from: springrite on September 22, 2014, 08:17:28 AM
Seems more skin coloured than flesh coloured to me...

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 22, 2014, 08:47:52 AM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 07:47:36 AM
He would, but I think the question becomes before or after enjoying her virtuosity on the keyboard?
You kinky bugger! Those are expensive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on September 22, 2014, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: Ken B on September 22, 2014, 08:47:52 AM
You kinky bugger! Those are expensive.

Only about $120K, inc. the bench.  :) Previously enjoyed can be had for much less.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 23, 2014, 06:24:09 PM
Now THAT'S how you frame a portrait...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 23, 2014, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 23, 2014, 06:24:09 PM
Now THAT'S how you frame a portrait...

And when framing a portrait goes awry:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SUkva3ZFL._SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 23, 2014, 11:54:06 PM
Couldn't one "puzzle together" a potrait of Mozart with the covers of that edition or was it another one?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on September 24, 2014, 01:21:43 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 23, 2014, 06:24:09 PM
Now THAT'S how you frame a portrait...
That guy reminds me of an angry version of my violin teacher (he was always smiling, and was probably one of the happiest guys ever).

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 23, 2014, 08:08:31 PM
And when framing a portrait goes awry:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SUkva3ZFL._SX355_.jpg)

Is that Janet Leigh? :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 24, 2014, 05:40:22 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 23, 2014, 11:54:06 PM
Couldn't one "puzzle together" a potrait of Mozart with the covers of that edition or was it another one?

You're right! It was this edition. Had forgotten all about that. Impressive memory! :)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 05:42:58 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 23, 2014, 08:08:31 PM
And when framing a portrait goes awry:



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SUkva3ZFL._SX355_.jpg)

Oh Levine has done some classic Mozart covers...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Gz2gU9tWL._SL500_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41cy8FaDHoL._SL500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 24, 2014, 05:45:34 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on September 24, 2014, 01:21:43 AM
Is that Janet Leigh? :D

:o :laugh: We won't know till the picture slowly pans outward...


 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 24, 2014, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 05:42:58 PM
Oh Levine has done some classic Mozart covers...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Gz2gU9tWL._SL500_.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41cy8FaDHoL._SL500_.jpg)

I think Jimmy's telling us...he wants his own wig.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 05:57:52 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 24, 2014, 05:49:47 PM
I think Jimmy's telling us...he wants his own wig.

Ok.  :)


(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/levinewig-copy.jpg?w=500&h=495)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 24, 2014, 06:05:57 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 05:57:52 PM
Ok.  :)
Wow. It really does look better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 24, 2014, 06:14:13 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 05:57:52 PM
Ok.  :)

:laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 06:35:27 PM
BTW, there seems to be a new cover troll out there. Lookout for The Ma.



(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dvorakyoyoma-copy.jpg?w=500&h=496)

(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/bachyoyo.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on September 25, 2014, 04:50:00 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 06:35:27 PM
BTW, there seems to be a new cover troll out there. Lookout for The Ma.



(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/dvorakyoyoma-copy.jpg?w=500&h=496)

(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/bachyoyo.jpg)

:D  Look out!  Competition for Paavo.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 25, 2014, 05:03:45 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 24, 2014, 06:35:27 PM
BTW, there seems to be a new cover troll out there. Lookout for The Ma.
(http://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/bachyoyo.jpg)
Perahia seems to have gotten the attention of the agents of the CCCP - Chinese Cellists' Communist Party.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 25, 2014, 07:59:56 AM
Don't get me wrong, I love cats, but

(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/1202201.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 25, 2014, 08:02:53 AM
It's a deadly cat-and-mouse spy game between Special Agent Ma, a master of disguise, and ... an actual cat.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 25, 2014, 11:00:49 AM
Quote from: Brian on September 25, 2014, 08:02:53 AM
It's a deadly cat-and-mouse spy game between Special Agent Ma, a master of disguise, and ... an actual cat.

;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2014, 02:42:47 PM
This hurts my eyes:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/HowardHersh-AngelsandWatermarks.jpg)

Howard Hersh - Angels and Watermarks (http://www.howardhersh.net/recordings.html)

(Review (http://theclassicalreviewer.blogspot.com.au/2014/09/a-new-release-featuring-concerto-for.html))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2014, 03:35:53 PM
Apologies if these have already been posted in this thread, but I only just came across a classical music series called... wait for it...

Rise Of The Masters

If you've ever pictured your favourite composers as superheroes here to save Earth, then look no further:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Alllandscape.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-All.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Bach.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Beethoven.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Chopin.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Debussy.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Handel.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Mozart.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Schubert.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Schumann.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Tchaikovsky.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Vivaldi.jpg)

There's a Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/RiseoftheMasters) for the series.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on October 17, 2014, 03:40:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2014, 03:35:53 PM
Apologies if these have already been posted in this thread, but I only just came across a classical music series called... wait for it...

Rise Of The Masters

If you've ever pictured your favourite composers as superheroes here to save Earth, then look no further:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/RiseOfTheMasters-Alllandscape.jpg)


It would have been hilarious if they had used the same model wearing different wigs! Regardless, I wonder why anybody would be remotely attracted to those covers?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2014, 03:51:12 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on October 17, 2014, 03:40:27 PM
It would have been hilarious if they had used the same model wearing different wigs! Regardless, I wonder why anybody would be remotely attracted to those covers?

Maybe the covers have been designed to appeal to people who go to watch movies like this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/qfdux5WPX2c
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Alice Sara Ott has a new Country Music album, featuring such hits as "My dog don't love my Pickup" in E minor by Frank List, and "Pathetic Boots" in C by Peter Trainkowsky.
(It is a a nice photo though)


[asin]B003XIDDKU[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2014, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Alice Sara Ott has a new Country Music album, featuring such hits as "My dog don't love my Pickup" in E minor by Frank List, and "Pathetic Boots" in C by Peter Trainkowsky.
(It is a a nice photo though)

[asin]B003XIDDKU[/asin]

"It is a nice photo though."

Except for the top of her head getting cut off.

And what an unhelpful font that is. To me, it doesn't blend in with the rest of the visuals at all. It looks more suitable for an intergalactic message from aliens. Maybe the graphic designer had just bought that particular font and thought "Well, I gotta use it on something."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 17, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Alice Sara Ott has a new Country Music album, featuring such hits as "My dog don't love my Pickup" in E minor by Frank List, and "Pathetic Boots" in C by Peter Trainkowsky.
(It is a a nice photo though)


[asin]B003XIDDKU[/asin]

Soory Greg, but your clever mockery loses out to the schwing effect. It's hard to beat schwing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 05:06:50 PM
Quote from: Ken B on October 17, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
Soory Greg, but your clever mockery loses out to the schwing effect. It's hard to beat schwing.

That's what I was really referring to when I said "It's a nice photo though"  :P  <--- should have added the tongue wag 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2014, 05:32:00 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Alice Sara Ott has a new Country Music album, featuring such hits as "My dog don't love my Pickup" in E minor by Frank List, and "Pathetic Boots" in C by Peter Trainkowsky.
(It is a a nice photo though)

[asin]B003XIDDKU[/asin]

Quote from: Ken B on October 17, 2014, 04:44:01 PM
Soory Greg, but your clever mockery loses out to the schwing effect. It's hard to beat schwing.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/FrankSinatra-SongsForSchwinginLovers.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_for_Swingin'_Lovers!)

(The original (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songs_for_Swingin'_Lovers!).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 17, 2014, 05:50:40 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 03:56:44 PM
Alice Sara Ott has a new Country Music album, featuring such hits as "My dog don't love my Pickup" in E minor by Frank List, and "Pathetic Boots" in C by Peter Trainkowsky.

LOL!!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: George on October 17, 2014, 05:56:33 PM
She got the beat.

Belinda Carlisle?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 17, 2014, 06:15:03 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on October 17, 2014, 03:40:27 PM
It would have been hilarious if they had used the same model wearing different wigs! Regardless, I wonder why anybody would be remotely attracted to those covers?

They have appeared on this thread before.  But at that time we were matching them up with members of the Corleone family.  I think Mozart was Michael and Bach was played by  Robert Duvall.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
I fixed a very bad cover  ;D


(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/100-greats-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 17, 2014, 06:24:48 PM
Quote from: George on October 17, 2014, 05:59:21 PM
Yep, don't it look like her?

Ha! It do.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 18, 2014, 07:29:48 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 17, 2014, 06:18:55 PM
I fixed a very bad cover  ;D


(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/100-greats-copy.jpg?w=500&h=500)
I fixed it more.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 18, 2014, 08:34:12 AM
Quote from: Brian on October 18, 2014, 07:29:48 AM
I fixed it more.

Is that Elliot Gould? Please say yes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 18, 2014, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 18, 2014, 08:34:12 AM
Is that Elliot Gould? Please say yes.
I was about to ask why Elliot Gould?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 18, 2014, 10:35:34 AM
Quote from: Ken B on October 18, 2014, 10:09:37 AM
I was about to ask why Elliot Gould?

It's just random awesomeness I think.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 18, 2014, 10:38:04 AM
Quote from: George on October 17, 2014, 05:56:33 PM
She got the beat.

It's the new actress for the 'Murder She Wrote' reboot! ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 18, 2014, 02:14:50 PM
Quote from: Ken B on October 18, 2014, 10:09:37 AM
I was about to ask why Elliot Gould?
Because when I looked at that picture of Philip Glass I thought, "Huh, he looks like a stoned Elliot Gould."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 03:07:07 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 18, 2014, 07:29:48 AM
I fixed it more.

(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=39851;image)

Excellent.

I think it's time to fire up the graphics editing program...

(If I can stop laughing at your image long enough.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 18, 2014, 04:50:11 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 18, 2014, 02:14:50 PM
Because when I looked at that picture of Philip Glass I thought, "Huh, he looks like a stoned Elliot Gould."
But then why two smurfs? Two. Three counting Jaarvi.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 05:43:16 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatSmurfonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 05:45:00 PM
Would anyone like the 100 Great Symphonies cover to get the Paavo Järvi treatment?

Don't answer that. I'll answer for you:

"Why yes. Yes I would, Peter."

Okey dokey then. One album cover comin' up.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 18, 2014, 06:00:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 05:43:16 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatSmurfonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))
bahahahahaha I'm so glad you're on GMG.

And of course, the answer to Ken's question is that there are Smurfs in tribute to you!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 18, 2014, 06:27:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 05:43:16 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatSmurfonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))

That IS better!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 08:19:03 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatPaavonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on October 18, 2014, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 08:19:03 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatPaavonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))
Excellent work! That would be a best seller!   >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 09:05:20 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 18, 2014, 06:00:19 PM
bahahahahaha I'm so glad you're on GMG. ...

Thanks. I'm having a heap o' fun.

Quote from: Brian on October 18, 2014, 06:00:19 PM... And of course, the answer to Ken's question is that there are Smurfs in tribute to you!

Aw shucks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 10:14:35 PM
The original:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Karajan1960s.jpg) (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4790055)




The modification:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/KittyKarajan1960s.jpg) (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4790055)


(Album details (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4790055))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 11:12:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
This is among the worst I have ever seen. It's like the real image they wanted to use malfunctioned and nobody noticed the error. And to make matters worse, the artwork is grainy and pixellated, like they've blown it up from its original size.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9261/4839261-origpic-35ec55.jpg)

If I were the artists, I'd be angry.

Pixelation, eh?

How about this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GershwinCopland-OrchestralWorksMehtaMaazel-1.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gershwin-Rhapsody-Copland-Appalachian-American/dp/B0000041SP)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 18, 2014, 11:58:04 PM
Hey, in the 80s pixellation was cool! Modern computers and graphics for everyone!

It's probably pure nostalgia, because I started listening to classical music back then and as a teenager could only afford so few CDs, but I love looking at all those covers from the time and sometimes I am seriously tempted to get stuff I do not really want (much less need) on Ebay or so, because the covers remind me of this time...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 12:16:54 AM
Quote from: Brian on April 11, 2014, 12:36:03 PM
This is among the worst I have ever seen. It's like the real image they wanted to use malfunctioned and nobody noticed the error. And to make matters worse, the artwork is grainy and pixellated, like they've blown it up from its original size.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9261/4839261-origpic-35ec55.jpg)

If I were the artists, I'd be angry.

I've had a look around the Interwebs and couldn't find a non-pixelated version of that image anywhere. It's possible that the photo is meant to appear that way (i.e., pixelated).

I went a-looking for more information (call me Curious Pete), and found this on the back cover of the album (http://www.naxos.com/catalogue/item.asp?item_code=9.70205):





Cover image: 00GAWJ-29604784.jpg, from the series Broken Sets (eBay), 2009, by Penelope Umbrico (Courtesy of the artist and Mark Moore Gallery L.A.)

[From: http://www.naxos.com/SharedFiles/pdf/rear/9.70205r.pdf (http://www.naxos.com/SharedFiles/pdf/rear/9.70205r.pdf)]





That led me to Penelope Umbrico's website (http://www.penelopeumbrico.net/), where she says this about the Broken Sets series:





"Broken Sets" are cropped images of broken LCD TV screens for sale on eBay. These abstract formal compositions collapse the breakdown and failure of new technology with the aesthetic formalism of utopian Modernist abstraction. (I find it fascinating that I cannot find any of these broken TVs to photograph myself. I am reliant on eBay where they are sold in lots for parts – rare, now, is the TV repair shop that sells used TVs - they're not cost effective to repair.)

[From: http://www.penelopeumbrico.net/brokenset/brokenset_text-a.html (http://www.penelopeumbrico.net/brokenset/brokenset_text-a.html)]





That doesn't tell me anything about The Problem Of The Pixelated Photo™.

I reckon there's only one way to find out, and that's to contact the artist herself. I think I'll do that right now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 01:25:34 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 18, 2014, 11:58:04 PM
Hey, in the 80s pixellation was cool! ...

Yep. For designers, it showed off their expertise with the then-latest graphics programs. We've come a long way, baby.

Quote from: Jo498 on October 18, 2014, 11:58:04 PMModern computers and graphics for everyone!

And the paperless office.

Quote from: Jo498 on October 18, 2014, 11:58:04 PMIt's probably pure nostalgia, because I started listening to classical music back then and as a teenager could only afford so few CDs, but I love looking at all those covers from the time and sometimes I am seriously tempted to get stuff I do not really want (much less need) on Ebay or so, because the covers remind me of this time...

Me too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 19, 2014, 01:32:21 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 12:16:54 AM
I've had a look around the Interwebs and couldn't find a non-pixelated version of that image anywhere. It's possible that the photo is meant to appear that way (i.e., pixelated).

It is meant to look like that.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 12:16:54 AM

That doesn't tell me anything about The Problem Of The Pixelated Photo™.

It's a cropped 500x316 pixels image, that's why it's so easy to see what the digital camera has captured and what jpg-compression has done.

You are into such aestetics or then you aren't. I think the Naxos cover is cool and at least "different".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 02:22:15 AM
Holy Crap! Pixelated demon drummer-boy!

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 02:32:23 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 02:22:15 AM
Holy Crap! Pixelated demon drummer-boy!

That's scary.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 02:54:38 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 02:32:23 AM
That's scary.

I remember buying this CD in the 90s, even then the cover looked ridiculous and cheap.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 19, 2014, 07:35:01 AM
I don't have Photoshop, but I can offer this...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 19, 2014, 07:43:13 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 12:16:54 AM
I've had a look around the Interwebs and couldn't find a non-pixelated version of that image anywhere.

sO THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR COLLEGE MONEY? ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on October 19, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 08:19:03 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatPaavonies.jpg)

(Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81ENHhws2iL._SL1400_.jpg))
Jarvi looks scarily like Putin... which reminds me. A Kim Jong Un version would be be awesome. After all, he invented the symphony.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
the demon drummer boy surely takes the prize; I couldn't believe that it was an original cover...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on October 19, 2014, 10:38:44 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
the demon drummer boy surely takes the prize; I couldn't believe that it was an original cover...
I think it's kinda cool. Cool because it's so ugly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on October 19, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 02:22:15 AM
Holy Crap! Pixelated demon drummer-boy!
Hey, this looks much better if I squint my eyes just enough  ... so that I can't see.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 19, 2014, 07:35:01 AM
I don't have Photoshop, but I can offer this...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/JapaneseOrchestraFavouritesmodified-1.jpg)

Excellent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 02:29:39 PM
Quote from: snyprrr on October 19, 2014, 07:43:13 AM
sO THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR COLLEGE MONEY? ::)

No sir. I never went to college – or universities as they're called here in Australia – so there's no wasting of educational resources on my part. (As far as I'm aware.)

(Handy Hint: The Caps Lock key is at the far left of the keyboard.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on October 19, 2014, 02:49:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 02:29:39 PM(Handy Hint: The Caps Lock key is at the far left of the keyboard.)
I see you've met Snyprrr.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 03:29:12 PM
(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9261/4839261-origpic-35ec55.jpg)

Quote from: 71 dB on October 19, 2014, 01:32:21 AM
It is meant to look like that.

It's a cropped 500x316 pixels image, that's why it's so easy to see what the digital camera has captured and what jpg-compression has done.

You are into such aestetics or then you aren't. I think the Naxos cover is cool and at least "different".

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 12:16:54 AM
I've had a look around the Interwebs and couldn't find a non-pixelated version of that image anywhere. It's possible that the photo is meant to appear that way (i.e., pixelated).

[snip]

I reckon there's only one way to find out, and that's to contact the artist herself. I think I'll do that right now.


I emailed Penelope, and she told me that the pixelation is deliberate. You're quite right, 71 dB.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 03:30:25 PM
Quote from: Greg on October 19, 2014, 09:02:03 AM
Jarvi looks scarily like Putin... which reminds me. A Kim Jong Un version would be be awesome. After all, he invented the symphony.

One Kim Jong Un version comin' up...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 03:31:45 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatKimJongUnonies.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 03:37:04 PM
That needs to go under the great album cover art thread.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on October 19, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 03:31:45 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatKimJongUnonies.jpg)
Lol! Well, I suppose that would be the version he would release.



I was thinking of something like this:
(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/kim-jong-un_o_1906013.jpg)



Or this:
(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/kim-jong-il-would-you-nuke-me-id-nuke-me-silence-of-the-lambs-Buffalo-Bill-1365627534u.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 03:49:48 PM
Quote from: North Star on October 19, 2014, 02:49:28 PM
I see you've met Snyprrr.  8)

Yep. Some time ago.

I was warned (and I'm paraphrasing here) that if I ever understood Snyprrr (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=996)'s posts I may want to check my sanity.

I personally think that's a little harsh. At least one person understands Snyprrr.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 19, 2014, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 03:37:04 PM
That needs to go under the great album cover art thread.  8)
A really great cover would use this guy ...

(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/edc4_flying_sock_monkey.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Ken B on October 19, 2014, 04:48:15 PM
A really great cover would use this guy ...

(http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/edc4_flying_sock_monkey.jpg)

I'm more than happy to put that little chap on an album cover. Are there any in particular you'd like to see him on?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:05:28 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/100GreatKimJongUnoniesVol2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:14:54 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
the demon drummer boy surely takes the prize; ...

I think this one is worse:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/FNIGUopDKJEeGYCCbeUhidSofNw=/fit-in/600x596/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-3314338-1325349023.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Rachmaninoff-Vladimir-Ashkenazy-London-Symphony-Orchestra-Andr%C3%A9-Previn-Piano-Concerto-No-2-Rhapsody/release/3314338)

And this:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/qYZo7Vq3vdOewdftjMw6FtYtZg8=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-4915847-1379325834-3665.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Mendelssohn-Wiener-Philharmoniker-Christoph-Von-Dohn%C3%A1nyi-Symphony-No3-Scottish-Symphony-No4-Italian/release/4915847)

Maybe not this:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/vzPJF_jdAys_UFvyRs8gPSRVseE=/fit-in/600x614/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-5039412-1382862073-6494.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Haydn-Philharmonia-Hungarica-Antal-Dorati-Symphonies-94-96-100/release/5039412)

But it's still pretty gruesome.

Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM... I couldn't believe that it was an original cover...

Yes indeed. Decca Ovation was a series started in the mid-'80s, and the first batch proudly featured pixelated images. Discogs has a list of them here (http://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 05:20:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 04:54:40 PM
I'm more than happy to put that little chap on an album cover. Are there any in particular you'd like to see him on?

He's already made his rounds, they are in here somewhere but here are some again...

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/berlioz-sock-minkowski_edited-5.jpg?w=500&h=500)  (https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/sockmonkey-beethoven.jpg?w=500&h=500)  (https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/leonard-bernstein.jpg?w=500&h=317)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 05:21:46 PM
And my personal favorite, Sir Benjimonkey Britten...

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/brittensockmonkey.jpg?w=500&h=312)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 19, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I had/have the demon drummer Berlioz CD, but I do not remember it being so pixelated.  Perhaps they redid the cover at some point.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:31:21 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 05:20:08 PM
He's already made his rounds, they are in here somewhere but here are some again...

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/berlioz-sock-minkowski_edited-5.jpg?w=500&h=500)  (https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/sockmonkey-beethoven.jpg?w=500&h=500)  (https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/leonard-bernstein.jpg?w=500&h=317)

Well played, original modifier.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:31:21 PM
Well played, original modifier.

I would like to see what your magic album cover machine can conjure up.  ;D mine are quick hack and slash photoshop jobs.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 19, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I had/have the demon drummer Berlioz CD, but I do not remember it being so pixelated.  Perhaps they redid the cover at some point.

Maybe they thought it needed more pixelating. ("Hey, Bob, you got still got that photo? The boss says it doesn't look modern enough. We gotta do it again...")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:37:27 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 19, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I had/have the demon drummer Berlioz CD, but I do not remember it being so pixelated.  Perhaps they redid the cover at some point.

Nope. This is the original cover:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/ZSG4Zx_8hOdOXBQomZ_hKguro4E=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2722110-1298098242.jpeg.jpg)

(From: http://www.discogs.com/Berlioz-Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Sir-Georg-Solti-Symphonie-Fantastique/release/2722110 (http://www.discogs.com/Berlioz-Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Sir-Georg-Solti-Symphonie-Fantastique/release/2722110))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 11:10:00 PM
Without the mop of red hair, but close

[asin]B007VLHPEU[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 02:46:12 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 11:10:00 PM
Without the mop of red hair, but close

[asin]B007VLHPEU[/asin]

Yep. And that's one of the least attractive album covers I've seen this year. There's absolutely nothing about that cover that prompts me to say, "Hmm, I really want to hear what's on that album."

And I just realised the previous paragraph contained at least four "that"s. (There may be more.)

I think that from now on I'll need to do some more proof-reading before I press the "Post" button.

(And I just did it again with another "that". Oops.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 03:10:18 PM
As I started my day looking for new classical album covers to deface, I came across this:

(http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/sites/www.limelightmagazine.com.au/files/News/20120731060405_Cecilia-Bartoli-Mission.jpg) (http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/Article/309687,cecilia-bartoli-reveals-latest-mission.aspx)

I was convinced that was a joke. But no, it's a real cover. It's apparently Cecilia Bartoli's latest album, Mission. (Details here: http://ceciliabartolionline.com/mission/ (http://ceciliabartolionline.com/mission/))

The record company, Decca, have gone all out with the promotional material. They're using little YouTube videos in order to build up "mystery", and "anticipation", and "desire", and other words in inverted commas I can't think of at the moment:

http://www.youtube.com/v/e0d58HrNY8M

http://www.youtube.com/v/pYPs3dmH1sM

There's a whole series of short videos that I won't inflict upon you. Two's enough.

Here are some Mission-related photos featuring Cecilia Baldoli™:

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/09/17/01-20d8ef9190cfc7745022ecea12566d8dcca7d396-s6-c30.jpg)

(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/PJ-BJ951_bartol_G_20121001174504.jpg)

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/09/17/10-a6948ad2b5ea87bfc6987caee512a271e8dd4dd2.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DmLZ658wWb4/UKUI2AYjZqI/AAAAAAAAAbU/-Na-BhPY8Dk/s1600/Bartoli_Mission_Montage+copy.jpg)

I've said this before, but:

"What were they thinking?"

http://www.youtube.com/v/W-DESg5I4eM
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 03:29:32 PM
Here's another album cover in the series that may come to be known as There's Nothing Decca's Graphic Designers Won't Do To Cecilia Bartoli:

(http://static.simfy.de.s3.amazonaws.com/album_covers/0/f/9/9/0f99f29c4cc44e02279ddc5187c8a9a6_640.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 03:38:19 PM
And here's an utterly inexplicable promo shot of Cecilia Bartoli:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81sssHMf29L._SL1500_.jpg)

Oh, and Decca (http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/), the record company responsible for that photo, wants me to do two things. First, it wants me to acknowledge the photographer. OK, I can do that:

© Uli Weber (http://www.uliweber.com/) / DG (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/).

Fair enough.

And Decca says its name has to be mentioned in any text acompanying the photo. No problem:

Decca.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 03:42:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 03:38:19 PM
And here's an utterly inexplicable promo shot of Cecilia:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81sssHMf29L._SL1500_.jpg)

Oh, and Decca (http://www.deccaclassics.com/en/), the record company responsible for that photo, wants me to do two things. First, it wants me to acknowledge the photographer. OK, I can do that:

© Uli Weber (http://www.uliweber.com/) / DG (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/).

Fair enough.

And Decca says its name has to be mentioned in any text acompanying the photo. No problem:

Decca.

Those bubbles are property of Decca.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on October 20, 2014, 04:23:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 02:46:12 PM
Yep. And that's one of the least attractive album covers I've seen this year. There's absolutely nothing about that cover that prompts me to say, "Hmm, I really want to hear what's on that album."

And I just realised the previous paragraph contained at least four "that"s. (There may be more.)

I think that from now on I'll need to do some more proof-reading before I press the "Post" button.

(And I just did it again with another "that". Oops.)
It is certainly an ugly cover, but I think that it is fitting for Shostakovich -- the idea of a mask. Especially if the person behind the smiling mask is miserable. Too bad that they didn't pick a better photo for that idea.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 04:43:26 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 03:42:35 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81sssHMf29L._SL1500_.jpg)

Those bubbles are property of Decca.

He he.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 04:56:14 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 11:10:00 PM
Without the mop of red hair, but close

[asin]B007VLHPEU[/asin]

For a while, the cover reminded me of something, but I couldn't quite remember what it was. Then I remembered:

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gabriel_(1982_album)) (1982)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/Security_-_Peter_Gabriel.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gabriel_(1982_album))

Incidentally, Peter Gabriel's first four albums were all called Peter Gabriel.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 20, 2014, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 02:46:12 PM
Yep. And that's one of the least attractive album covers I've seen this year. There's absolutely nothing about that cover that prompts me to say, "Hmm, I really want to hear what's on that album."

And I just realised the previous paragraph contained at least four "that"s. (There may be more.)

I think that from now on I'll need to do some more proof-reading before I press the "Post" button.

(And I just did it again with another "that". Oops.)

That is okay:  that's something that we all do. :P
As to La Bartoli
Mission is her next to most recent.  The newest just came out, in the luxe book form she has used previously.  I just got it last week.  Like the others it is a recital of obscure Baroque arias, this one focused in on operas performed at the courts of the three Empresses of Russia (Anna, Elizabeth, Catherine).  Which I suppose is why she went for the Audrey Hepburn look on the cover.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q7Ztjh1PL._PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on October 20, 2014, 05:16:59 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on October 20, 2014, 04:23:19 PM
It is certainly an ugly cover, but I think that it is fitting for Shostakovich -- the idea of a mask. Especially if the person behind the smiling mask is miserable. Too bad that they didn't pick a better photo for that idea.

I agree - unattractive though it is - there's at least a legitimate reason for the cover : it suggests the hybridization (half-ape and half-man) for the Orango libretto. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 05:56:05 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 20, 2014, 05:08:55 PM
[snip]
As to La Bartoli
Mission is her next to most recent.  The newest just came out, in the luxe book form she has used previously.  I just got it last week.  Like the others it is a recital of obscure Baroque arias, this one focused in on operas performed at the courts of the three Empresses of Russia (Anna, Elizabeth, Catherine).  Which I suppose is why she went for the Audrey Hepburn look on the cover.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Q7Ztjh1PL.jpg)

I don't know why Cecilia's going all Dr. Zhivago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Zhivago_(film)) on us there, but it's fine with me. I much prefer that cover to the ones for I'm A Statue (http://static.simfy.de.s3.amazonaws.com/album_covers/0/f/9/9/0f99f29c4cc44e02279ddc5187c8a9a6_640.jpg) and Hi, I'm Cecilia Baldoli™ (http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/sites/www.limelightmagazine.com.au/files/News/20120731060405_Cecilia-Bartoli-Mission.jpg):

(http://static.simfy.de.s3.amazonaws.com/album_covers/0/f/9/9/0f99f29c4cc44e02279ddc5187c8a9a6_640.jpg)     (http://www.limelightmagazine.com.au/sites/www.limelightmagazine.com.au/files/News/20120731060405_Cecilia-Bartoli-Mission.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
It's a flute party!! 8)  $:) <--- FPPD (flute party police department)
(I know, they're recorders. But flute party sounded much more exciting)


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71m-k21Qt6L._SL500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 09:33:26 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
It's a flute party!! 8)  $:) <--- FPPD (flute party police department)
(I know, they're recorders. But flute party sounded much more exciting)


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71m-k21Qt6L._SL500_.jpg)

The moment I saw that cover, I heard the sound of someone from Lancashire (http://youtu.be/2WbbZMnc48E) in my head, warning me: "You'll have someone's eye out with that."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 21, 2014, 04:49:23 AM
Plus, he stole Scott Aukerman's outfit!

(http://philadelphia.cities2night.com/public/event_images/245765.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 21, 2014, 02:50:33 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
It's a flute party!! 8)  $:) <--- FPPD (flute party police department)
(I know, they're recorders. But flute party sounded much more exciting)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71m-k21Qt6L._SL500_.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 20, 2014, 09:33:26 PM
The moment I saw that cover, I heard the sound of someone from Lancashire (http://youtu.be/2WbbZMnc48E) in my head, warning me: "You'll have someone's eye out with that."

That person from Lancashire was right:

(http://mauricesteger.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/014.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 22, 2014, 05:43:34 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2014, 08:53:30 PM
It's a flute party!! 8)  $:) <--- FPPD (flute party police department)
(I know, they're recorders. But flute party sounded much more exciting)


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71m-k21Qt6L._SL500_.jpg)

It's more like a "recorder storm". Or blizzard, I could go with blizzard.

Whatever the woodwind-related weather, he isn't dressed for it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 22, 2014, 06:11:40 AM
It looks like a spell gone wrong (invoco flautos) in a Harry Potter film. Steger looks so young, he could even pass for an older Hogwarts student...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 28, 2014, 07:28:17 PM
No photoshop needed for this little gem. BTW, how frightened does that boy look?


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s4D8op0bL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 29, 2014, 02:01:25 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 28, 2014, 07:28:17 PM
No photoshop needed for this little gem. BTW, how frightened does that boy look?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s4D8op0bL.jpg)

The junior camper doesn't look anywhere near as frightened the right way up:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/KennyLoggins-ReturnToPoohCornerupsidedown.jpg)


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/KennyLoggins-ReturnToPoohCorner.jpg)

He may look puzzled, as in "What am I doing on a Kenny Loggins album cover?" But not frightened. No sir, not when he's a reflection. In a pond. With a butterfly.

Either way, that is one weird album cover. It's the kind of cover that makes me want to say out loud, "Oh dear. Didn't anyone try to stop Kenny from realising his dream of having, er, his dream as an album cover?"

And it also makes me want to say, "Can we please get back to the classical music covers? As quickly as possible?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 30, 2014, 08:05:10 PM
Obviously this is to commemorate "The Bear" symphony. But there were no other bears available?





(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-sNanMoNL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 30, 2014, 09:55:28 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 30, 2014, 08:05:10 PM
Obviously this is to commemorate "The Bear" symphony. But there were no other bears available?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-sNanMoNL.jpg)

Considering the titles of the other symphonies on the CD, I'd have preferred a picture of a hen.

But that bear...

To me it looks like it's covered in something. Something edible. Like shards of dark chocolate. (Mmm: shards of dark chocolate.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 31, 2014, 01:44:01 AM
I don't think the bear is so bad. What's bad is that they swapped the keys of 84 and 85!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 31, 2014, 01:49:55 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on October 31, 2014, 01:44:01 AM
I don't think the bear is so bad. What's bad is that they swapped the keys of 84 and 85!

That's not terribly handy. But at least the album has a chocolate bear.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 01, 2014, 05:01:18 PM
Over on the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.0.html), Todd (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=63) posted the cover  (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg841473.html#msg841473) for a gargantuan box set of Georg Solti's 1980's work for Decca. (Album details here. (http://www.hmv.co.jp/en/artist_Classical-Collection-Boxed-Set_000000000088040/item_Sir-Georg-Solti-Soltissimo-3-1980-s-Decca-Orchestra-Recordings-57CD_6049288))

The cover looks like this:

(http://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/400/60/4/9/288.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg841473.html#msg841473)

Now, I'm not posting this here because I think that cover is dreadful. To me it's a perfectly serviceably cover (it's a standard "conductor conducting" cover).

I'm posting it here because as soon as I saw that cover I pictured Georg holding an ice cream, like so:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Soltissimowithicecream.jpg)

I mean, he has to be holding an ice cream, doesn't he?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 01, 2014, 05:31:16 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Liszt-AnneesdePelerinage-PremiereAnneeSuisseIsh-Hurwitz.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Liszt-Annees-Pelerinage-Premiere-Suisse/dp/B0002NBM1Q)

I think this is a horrendous cover, for three reasons:

1. The Text: What's the deal with jerking around the text, making it less than enjoyable to read? Is that how the font is supposed to look? Or did the graphic designer decide, "I'm going to play around with the kerning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerning). It's gonna look great!"

2. The Artist: The guy on the cover is a pianist, so why is there a vocalist's microphone (in a starburst, no less) in the top left corner?

3. The Flowers: What's with the semi-transparent flowers? Is the one on the left going to devour him?

I also thought about mentioning the lightened section running vertically in the left third of the image, wondering if it served any purpose whatsoever (and if it could be called "anti-shade"), but it didn't bother me as much as the other stuff.


(Thanks to Todd (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=63) for posting that cover in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21492.msg843331.html#msg843331), which is where I first saw it.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NorthNYMark on November 01, 2014, 05:57:58 PM
Funny, I find the Solti cover to look far, far more awkward than the Ish-Hurwitz, even without the ice cream cone (which does fit perfectly).  :)
The problem with the Solti isn't the image itself, but the way it looks pasted into the completely anachronistic (in relation to the photographic image) background, and moreover seems to be crowding him uncomfortably, and perhaps comically, into the corner.

I see what you mean about the Ish-Hurwitz, though those issues don't seem to bother me as much.  I actually find the text positioning to be fairly well thought-out, in an asymmetrically balanced way--though I can imagine that the pressing of the text lines up against one another (which is the only thing that makes reading a bit challenging for me) will come to look very dated, very soon (like all those DG covers with the artist against a bright white background). I think the "anti-shade" effect you mention is actually caused by a combination of the blurred column to the left and the floral patterning that lightens what would otherwise be the dark area.  I'm assuming that the vocal mic is part of the recording company logo and would be on all their releases, but I could be wrong about that. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 01, 2014, 08:07:36 PM
Quote from: NorthNYMark on November 01, 2014, 05:57:58 PM
Funny, I find the Solti cover to look far, far more awkward than the Ish-Hurwitz, even without the ice cream cone (which does fit perfectly).  :)
The problem with the Solti isn't the image itself, but the way it looks pasted into the completely anachronistic (in relation to the photographic image) background, and moreover seems to be crowding him uncomfortably, and perhaps comically, into the corner.

For me, that photo of young Georg is what the English call "bog standard". And that drop shadow doesn't help one bit.

Quote from: NorthNYMark on November 01, 2014, 05:57:58 PMI see what you mean about the Ish-Hurwitz...

I really want to call him Hurwitz-ish. (As in Q: "How are you feeling today?" A: "I'm feeling Hurwitz-ish.")

Quote from: NorthNYMark on November 01, 2014, 05:57:58 PM..., though those issues don't seem to bother me as much.  I actually find the text positioning to be fairly well thought-out, in an asymmetrically balanced way--though I can imagine that the pressing of the text lines up against one another (which is the only thing that makes reading a bit challenging for me) will come to look very dated, very soon (like all those DG covers with the artist against a bright white background). I think the "anti-shade" effect you mention is actually caused by a combination of the blurred column to the left and the floral patterning that lightens what would otherwise be the dark area.

At first I thought it was a crease in the booklet, as if someone had scanned it badly. ("Hey Gary, I think your scanner's playing up again...")

Quote from: NorthNYMark on November 01, 2014, 05:57:58 PMI'm assuming that the vocal mic is part of the recording company logo and would be on all their releases, but I could be wrong about that.

You're probably right. I'll have a look at the record company (http://www.turtlerecords.com/)'s other releases. Hang on...

Yep. It's a part of their logo:

(http://www.northstarconsult.nl/content/img/news/1350757356-.jpg) (http://www.turtlerecords.com/)

But that's not terribly helpful for the artists on their roster who aren't singers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 07, 2014, 07:22:43 AM
Hmm, how about this one...?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 04:33:16 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on November 07, 2014, 07:22:43 AM
Hmm, how about this one...?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireMozartICapolavorimodified.jpg)

[Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 07, 2014, 05:08:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 04:33:16 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireMozartICapolavorimodified.jpg)

[Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Very..err...creative in a smurfy way!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on November 07, 2014, 05:08:42 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Very..err...creative in a smurfy way!

Unfortunately for everyone here, the very first thing I thought of when I saw that album cover was "Smurfs!"

I'm happy to populate the cover with anything you can think of. Just say the word (or words), and I'll fire up the graphics program.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on November 08, 2014, 01:59:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Unfortunately for everyone here, the very first thing I thought of when I saw that album cover was "Smurfs!"

I'm happy to populate the cover with anything you can think of. Just say the word (or words), and I'll fire up the graphics program.
Ligeti.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 08, 2014, 05:18:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Unfortunately for everyone here, the very first thing I thought of when I saw that album cover was "Smurfs!"

I'm happy to populate the cover with anything you can think of. Just say the word (or words), and I'll fire up the graphics program.
Violin babes!  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on November 08, 2014, 06:17:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Unfortunately for everyone here, the very first thing I thought of when I saw that album cover was "Smurfs!"

I'm happy to populate the cover with anything you can think of. Just say the word (or words), and I'll fire up the graphics program.

Michelle Janneke, please!! Prefer a gif...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 08, 2014, 06:57:19 AM
The famous "Fab Four" from the1960s ....
Diana Rigg, Lee Remick, Raquel Welch, Jill St John.
>:D :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 04:26:42 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on November 08, 2014, 01:59:01 AM
Ligeti.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireLigetiICapolavori.jpg)

[Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg) · Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 07:03:21 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on November 08, 2014, 05:18:54 AM
Violin babes!  ::)

Quote from: snyprrr on November 08, 2014, 06:17:24 AM
Michelle Janneke, please!! Prefer a gif...

Quote from: Ken B on November 08, 2014, 06:57:19 AM
The famous "Fab Four" from the1960s ....
Diana Rigg, Lee Remick, Raquel Welch, Jill St John.
>:D :laugh:

Oh dear.

I don't know how to respond to you lustful gentlemen.

Let me start by saying... er, ah, um...

I can do it, but adorning album covers with women may be a little problematic. The main reason is because of its subjectivity (e.g., "Why did you choose that photo? This one's much better!" or "No, she looks much better from the right side!" or "Ewww, she's so old/young/blonde/brunette/red-headed!" etc.).

I can modify album covers until the cows come home (Reminder to self: Put a cow on a cover – preferably in a piano), but I'll need a bit of guidance if you're wantin' girlie pics. Which photos? Publicity shots? Private pics? Seductive poses? Lounging? Looking bored? Excited? Simpering? Glowering? A lot of clothes? Not a lot of clothes?

As much as I enjoy viewing the attractiveness of the female form (and I do), I must admit that I prefer something far sillier. Something like a violinist lurking in the bushes, a pianist skiing down a mountain on his or her piano, a conductor riding a flaming Segway, that kind of thing.

All of the above probably sounds far more serious than I intended it to sound. Sorry about that.

It's just that, for me anyway, this is all very weird. Until now, I've never been asked to modify images by adding people of the female persuasion. And it makes me feel distinctly uncomfortable.

It's fraught, I tell ya. Fraught!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 08, 2014, 07:24:05 PM
Don't do it, Peter. It makes you uncomfortable, it would make me and several others uncomfortable, and should a woman ever visit this thread it would make her uncomfortable. It's for a poor cause.

Thank you for your honesty, directness, and willingness to speak up.

And on top of that Michelle Jenneke is barely 21 and became an "internet sensation" when underage.

Not that I'm opposed to ALL violin babes!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 08, 2014, 08:01:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 07:03:21 PM
Oh dear.

I don't know how to respond you lustful gentlemen.

Let me start by saying... er, ah, um...

I can do it, but adorning album covers with women may be a little problematic. The main reason is because of its subjectivity (e.g., "Why did you choose that photo? This one's much better!" or "No, she looks much better from the right side!" or "Ewww, she's so old/young/blonde/brunette/red-headed!" etc.).

I can modify album covers until the cows come home (Reminder to self: Put a cow on a cover – preferably in a piano), but I'll need a bit of guidance if you're wantin' girlie pics. Which photos? Publicity shots? Private pics? Seductive poses? Lounging? Looking bored? Excited? Simpering? Glowering? A lot of clothes? Not a lot of clothes?

As much as I enjoy viewing the attractiveness of the female form (and I do), I must admit that I prefer something far sillier. Something like a violinist lurking in the bushes, a pianist skiing down a mountain on his or her piano, a conductor riding a flaming Segway, that kind of thing.

All of the above probably sounds far more serious than I intended it to sound. Sorry about that.

It's just that, for me anyway, this is all very weird. Until now, I've never been asked to modify images by adding people of the female persuasion. And it makes me feel distinctly uncomfortable.

It's fraught, I tell ya. Fraught!

Look at those eyes!

(http://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lee-remick-daily-news2.jpg)

Look at that fraughtness!

(http://i2.listal.com/image/823643/600full-raquel-welch.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 08, 2014, 10:28:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2014, 07:02:09 PM
Unfortunately for everyone here, the very first thing I thought of when I saw that album cover was "Smurfs!"

I'm happy to populate the cover with anything you can think of. Just say the word (or words), and I'll fire up the graphics program.

Monkeys?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 10:58:45 PM
Quote from: Ken B on November 08, 2014, 08:01:50 PM
Look at those eyes!

(http://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lee-remick-daily-news2.jpg)

Those are very lovely eyes.

Quote from: Ken B on November 08, 2014, 08:01:50 PMLook at that fraughtness!

(http://i2.listal.com/image/823643/600full-raquel-welch.jpg)

Yes, Raquel is full of fraught (and reminding me of Ursula Andress in Dr. No (http://vinnieh.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/honey-ryder-in-dr-no.jpg)).

But to put these ladies in surreptitious places on album covers makes me uneasy.

How about a chorus of chipmunks instead? Penguins? World-famous musicians whose egos could do with a little deflating? How about politicians? Any world leaders take your fancy*?

(*So to speak.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on November 09, 2014, 10:15:53 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 10:58:45 PM
Any world leaders take your fancy*?
Putin. Do whatever you want with him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 09, 2014, 12:24:22 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 08, 2014, 10:58:45 PMWorld-famous musicians whose egos could do with a little deflating?
How about Bono surrounded by tiny Sonny Bonos?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 09, 2014, 02:23:21 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 09, 2014, 12:24:22 PM
How about Bono surrounded by tiny Sonny Bonos?

All dancing on Chaz Bono's head.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 09, 2014, 12:24:22 PM
How about Bono surrounded by tiny Sonny Bonos?

I'll see what I can do (when I stop laughing).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 03:25:16 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on November 08, 2014, 10:28:05 PM
Monkeys?

Monkeys? Yep – and I know just what to do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 09, 2014, 03:26:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 03:25:16 PM
Monkeys? Yep – and I know just what to do.
The Monkees surrounded by Monkeys?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 09, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
By the way, my inspiration is this blog post (http://www.fangraphs.com/not/pug-griffin-surrounded-by-pug-griffins/), "Pug Griffin Surrounded by Pug Griffins."

Pug Griffin was an 1800s baseball player. So naturally they did this to him:

(http://cdn.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Pug-Griffin-Surrounded-by-Pug-Griffins.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 09, 2014, 04:33:37 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 09, 2014, 03:29:00 PM
By the way, my inspiration is this blog post (http://www.fangraphs.com/not/pug-griffin-surrounded-by-pug-griffins/), "Pug Griffin Surrounded by Pug Griffins."

Pug Griffin was an 1800s baseball player. So naturally they did this to him:

(http://cdn.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Pug-Griffin-Surrounded-by-Pug-Griffins.jpg)

The first world champion baseball team was from my hometown, Guelph Ontario, in 1874.
http://blogs.canoe.ca/parker/news/the-1874-world-baseball-champion-guelph-maple-leafs/ (http://blogs.canoe.ca/parker/news/the-1874-world-baseball-champion-guelph-maple-leafs/)
Edward Johnson was from Guelph too, on the music scene. And for film buffs, Elinor Glyn.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 09, 2014, 04:45:21 PM
Quote from: Ken B on November 09, 2014, 04:33:37 PM
The first world champion baseball team was from my hometown, Guelph Ontario, in 1874.
http://blogs.canoe.ca/parker/news/the-1874-world-baseball-champion-guelph-maple-leafs/ (http://blogs.canoe.ca/parker/news/the-1874-world-baseball-champion-guelph-maple-leafs/)
Edward Johnson was from Guelph too, on the music scene. And for film buffs, Elinor Glyn.

Wow, you're from Guelph! Been there three or four times for one reason or another.  The cathedral - the Church of our Lady Immaculate - is one of the most beautiful buildings in all of Canada.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 09, 2014, 04:50:40 PM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 09, 2014, 04:45:21 PM
Wow, you're from Guelph! Been there three or four times for one reason or another.  The cathedral - the Church of our Lady Immaculate - is one of the most beautiful buildings in all of Canada.

It is. Long time zoning laws to make sure it remains visible too.

Yes, moved there when I was one, and my parents live in the same house. Dad's an emeritus at U of G.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on November 09, 2014, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 09, 2014, 03:26:03 PM
The Monkees surrounded by Monkeys?
Or Putin or Kim Jong Un surrounded by monkeys?
(since the former is a monkey and the latter is an ape)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on November 08, 2014, 10:28:05 PM
Monkeys?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireMonkeyICapolavori.jpg)

[Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg) · Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on November 09, 2014, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 07:25:30 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireMonkeyICapolavori.jpg)

[Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg) · Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]
I approve. That's a lot of Putins on that cover.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 09, 2014, 10:33:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 09, 2014, 07:25:30 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/ScoprireMonkeyICapolavori.jpg)

[Original image (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91aJgJSVnKL._SL1500_.jpg) · Album details (http://www.amazon.com/Scoprire-Mozart-I-Capolavori/dp/B005ZULMJI)]

Nice one! The pianist in particular!   :) ;) :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 10, 2014, 03:54:44 AM
What the hell is a Pin Chas?  ???   

(http://www.pentatonemusic.com/syscontent/covers/627/cover.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 10, 2014, 07:25:05 AM
There's some scrw up there. They obviously meant Pincahser Zukman.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 10, 2014, 07:29:54 AM
Quote from: The new erato on November 10, 2014, 07:25:05 AM
There's some scrw up there. They obviously meant Pincahser Zukman.

I wish designers would
ST 
    OP doing that - so unimpressive.  Also comes dangerously close to Pinch Ass.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 10, 2014, 08:52:13 AM
Quote from: The new erato on November 10, 2014, 07:25:05 AM
There's some scrw up there. They obviously meant Pincahser Zukman.

Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 10, 2014, 07:29:54 AM
I wish designers would
ST 
    OP doing that - so unimpressive.  Also comes dangerously close to Pinch Ass.

Nice one, friends.

Pentatone has a new series with these covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 10, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 10, 2014, 03:54:44 AM
What the hell is a Pin Chas?  ???   

(http://www.pentatonemusic.com/syscontent/covers/627/cover.png)

I have no idea. But with "Pin" removed from the rest of his name, all I'm thinking of now is "Pin the tail on the Zukerman."



Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 10, 2014, 07:29:54 AM
I wish designers would
ST 
    OP doing that - so unimpressive.  Also comes dangerously close to Pinch Ass.

Yep. Breaking up text is not my idea of readability.



Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 10, 2014, 08:52:13 AM
Nice one, friends.

Pentatone has a new series with these covers.

Here's the series (so far):

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/narciso_yepes_guitar_concertos_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/giuliani-castelnuovo-tedesco-villa-lobos-guitar-concertos)]

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tamas_vasary_mozart_pc_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/mozart-piano-concertos-14-26-vasary-berliner-philharmoniker)]

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ravel_ozawa_orchestral_works_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/ravel-orchestral-works-ozawa)]

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/zukerman_la_phil_brandenburg_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/bach-brandenburg-concertos-zukerman)]

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/eschenbach_piano_concertos_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/beethoven-piano-concertos-3-5-ozawa-eschenbach)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on November 10, 2014, 04:12:12 PM
Who is this Chris Topheschen Bach?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on November 10, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
Quote from: North Star on November 10, 2014, 04:12:12 PM
Who is this Chris Topheschen Bach?
You mean you've never heard of C.T.E. Bach?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 10, 2014, 04:17:33 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on November 10, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
You mean you've never heard of C.T.E. Bach?

Meh. Finnish education system.

>:D ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on November 10, 2014, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on November 10, 2014, 04:14:14 PM
You mean you've never heard of C.T.E. Bach?
Exactly!  :laugh:

Quote from: Ken B on November 10, 2014, 04:17:33 PM
Meh. Finnish education system.

>:D ;)
Indeed, the things they don't tell you about classical music could fill several libraries..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on November 10, 2014, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 10, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
Here's the series (so far):
Inspired by:

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/21/14/enhanced-buzz-14269-1390331295-20.jpg)


(http://heavymetaltribune.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/101859_logo.jpg?w=300)

(http://www.sfweekly.com/imager/the-10-most-unreadable-metal-band-logos/b/big/2592629/45dd/35741_logo.jpg)


..and, of course, who can forget:



(http://content9.flixster.com/question/44/52/38/4452383_std.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 11, 2014, 05:19:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 10, 2014, 02:35:44 PM

Here's the series (so far):

(http://onebitaudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/narciso_yepes_guitar_concertos_rm.jpg)
[Details (http://www.pentatonemusic.com/giuliani-castelnuovo-tedesco-villa-lobos-guitar-concertos)]  .......


I will admit I like the flowers peeping through the letters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 11, 2014, 05:24:08 AM
Quote from: Greg on November 10, 2014, 07:28:04 PM

(http://content9.flixster.com/question/44/52/38/4452383_std.jpg)

Yo-Yo Ma's new album cover is SICK!  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 11, 2014, 05:32:10 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 11, 2014, 05:24:08 AM
Yo-Yo Ma's new album cover is SICK!  8)

Has he gone Goth?  That's the last genre he has yet to try...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2014, 01:32:26 PM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 11, 2014, 05:32:10 AM
Has he gone Goth?  That's the last genre he has yet to try...

No Goth, I'm afraid.

This is apparently the latest album of new material from Yo-Yo Ma:

The Goat Rodeo Sessions (2011)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91QDhSo%2Ba0L._SL1500_.jpg)
[Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goat_Rodeo_Sessions) – Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/The-Goat-Rodeo-Sessions-Yo-Yo/dp/B005G5NPIS)]

And it looks like the material is denim.

http://www.youtube.com/v/u0nsxCsJgdg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2014, 01:43:14 PM
Quote from: Greg on November 10, 2014, 07:28:04 PM
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/21/14/enhanced-buzz-14269-1390331295-20.jpg)

(http://heavymetaltribune.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/101859_logo.jpg)

(http://www.sfweekly.com/imager/the-10-most-unreadable-metal-band-logos/b/big/2592629/45dd/35741_logo.jpg)

(http://content9.flixster.com/question/44/52/38/4452383_std.jpg)

I think they look like a Rorschach test for metal fans.

(Psychiatrist: "And what does this look like?" Patient: "Metal!")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 13, 2014, 03:56:07 PM
It's satanic, that's for sure. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 04:16:48 PM
Snap!

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/067/MI0001067977.jpg)
[Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Piano-Sonatas-1-10-Scriabin/dp/B00008GQ9D)]


(http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1167723-1197721273.jpeg)
[Discogs (http://www.discogs.com/Orff-Gorecki-Carmina-Burana-Symphony-Of-Sorrowful-Songs/release/1167723)]


(http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1083191-1190776531.jpeg)
[Discogs (http://www.discogs.com/Dead-Can-Dance-Meditabor/release/1083191)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: Greg on November 10, 2014, 07:28:04 PM
Inspired by:

(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr02/21/14/enhanced-buzz-14269-1390331295-20.jpg)

(http://heavymetaltribune.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/101859_logo.jpg?w=300)

(http://www.sfweekly.com/imager/the-10-most-unreadable-metal-band-logos/b/big/2592629/45dd/35741_logo.jpg)

..and, of course, who can forget:

(http://content9.flixster.com/question/44/52/38/4452383_std.jpg)

Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 13, 2014, 03:56:07 PM
It's satanic, that's for sure.

Only if you look at them backwards.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 13, 2014, 04:42:59 PM
That Orff Gorecki counts as the oddest coupling I know of.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 05:01:30 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on November 13, 2014, 04:42:59 PM
That Orff Gorecki counts as the oddest coupling I know of.

It's a two-CD set on the Brilliant Classics label (http://www.discogs.com/Orff-Gorecki-Carmina-Burana-Symphony-Of-Sorrowful-Songs/release/1167723), with Carmina Burana on the first CD and Gorecki's Symphony No. 3 (coupled with 3 Pieces in Old Style) on the second. (It's the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra for all works, with Carmina Burana conducted by Richard Cooke, and the Gorecki conducted by Yuri Simonov.)

There's also a single-CD of Cooke's Carmina Burana (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/unbekannt-Carmina-Burana-Carl-Orff-CD-/291259754825), which uses the same artwork:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mjk2WDMwMA==/z/ffsAAOSwajVUMFUP/$_35.JPG)

Even more confusingly, Brilliant Classics have also released a two-CD set (http://www.discogs.com/Carl-Orff-Carmina-Burana-Two-Versions-Carmina-Burana-Carl-Orff-Carmina-Burana-Original-Medieval-Song/release/1126485) containing Cooke's Carmina Burana and the original music that Orff's work was based on.

At least that has a different cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 14, 2014, 05:13:16 AM
Quote from: George on November 14, 2014, 03:55:46 AM
I rather like that one.

Das Ewig-weibliche zieht uns hinan?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 14, 2014, 05:19:04 AM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on November 14, 2014, 05:13:16 AM
Das Ewig-weibliche zieht uns hinan?

:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 14, 2014, 06:30:31 AM
Florestan
Empty your mail box! I tried to PM you but you're full.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 14, 2014, 06:54:18 AM
Quote from: Ken B on November 14, 2014, 06:30:31 AM
Florestan
Empty your mail box! I tried to PM you but you're full.

Wrong thread. 

$:) <--- (thread police)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 14, 2014, 01:36:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 04:16:48 PM
Snap!

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/067/MI0001067977.jpg)
[Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Piano-Sonatas-1-10-Scriabin/dp/B00008GQ9D)]

Quote from: George on November 14, 2014, 03:55:46 AM
I rather like that one.

I don't mind it, but (Warning: Nitpicking Alert) from a graphic-design perspective a couple of things bother me:

1. I don't like the font used for the pianist. For me, it doesn't match (or even complement) the other fonts. Plus, it looks like Times New Roman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_New_Roman). Ugh. I would have much preferred the font that was used for Scriabin's name. Consistency!

2. The pianist's name is touching the man's elbow. To borrow a phrase from Arrested Development, "No touching! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LEJ6tZI7_k)"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 14, 2014, 05:36:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 04:16:48 PM
Snap!

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/067/MI0001067977.jpg)


(http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1083191-1190776531.jpeg)


And yet another one, sans touching:



(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/095/MI0001095485.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 14, 2014, 08:03:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2014, 04:16:48 PM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/067/MI0001067977.jpg)

(http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1167723-1197721273.jpeg)

(http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1083191-1190776531.jpeg)

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mjk2WDMwMA==/z/ffsAAOSwajVUMFUP/$_35.JPG)

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on November 14, 2014, 05:36:27 PM

And yet another one, sans touching:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/095/MI0001095485.jpg)

Wow. That makes five. I didn't realise one painting could be that popular with musicians.

The painting is The Angel of Splendour (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Delville#The_Angel_of_Splendour), by Jean Delville (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Delville).

***

Incidentally, another of Delville's paintings has been used more than once for an album cover.

Behold Satan's Treasures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Delville#Satan.E2.80.99s_Treasures):


Hexenhaus - A Tribute To Insanity (http://www.amazon.com/Tribute-Insanity-Hexenhaus/dp/B00000E762)
(http://en.metalship.org/archives/albums/album8405.jpg)


Morbid Angel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbid_Angel) - Blessed Are The Sick (http://www.amazon.com/Blessed-Are-Sick-Morbid-Angel/dp/B00DO9HN8G)
(http://graphics.crucialattack.nl/covers/Morbid_Angel_-_Blessed_Are_The_Sick-CD.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 26, 2014, 04:06:22 PM
Ever get the feeling you've seen a picture somewhere before?

From the Wikipedia entry on artist Karl Friedrich Schinkel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Friedrich_Schinkel):

"Working for the stage he created in 1816 a star-spangled backdrop for the appearance of the 'Königin der Nacht' in Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart)'s opera The Magic Flute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magic_Flute), which is even quoted in modern productions of this perennial piece."

This is Schinkel's painting:

(http://www.wga.hu/art/s/schinkel/magic_fl.jpg)


It got quoted alright.

Here's a (distinct lack of) variety of covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81LfEB4UNHL._SL1472_.jpg)

(http://cdn5.fazemag.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mozart.jpeg)

(http://pixhst.com/avaxhome/3c/ce/0015ce3c.jpeg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Kt7klfn6L.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61gRKX8zgPL.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartManzeEinekleinecover_zps0af1be11.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartSerenadesSavall_zps3e4c8597.jpg)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/640/MI0003640686.jpg)

(http://images.booklooker.de/cover/remote/standard/0000/0569/remote_Ym4wMjA2.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417WH2NH2YL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-GUILPwGL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N2151628L.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nzMQgln2L.jpg)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/019/MI0001019848.jpg)


That sure is one popular painting.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on November 26, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
Note though, Peter, it doesn't have to be Die Zauberflöte, only Mozart!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartManzeEinekleinecover_zps0af1be11.jpg)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartSerenadesSavall_zps3e4c8597.jpg)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 26, 2014, 06:09:00 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on November 26, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
Note though, Peter, it doesn't have to be Die Zauberflöte, only Mozart!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartManzeEinekleinecover_zps0af1be11.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartSerenadesSavall_zps3e4c8597.jpg)

8)

Wow.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 26, 2014, 06:30:20 PM
It's also been used for something other than Mozart:

Poor Moon - Illusion (http://www.amazon.com/Illusion-Poor-Moon/dp/B0073USA8E) (EP) (2012)
(http://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/poor-moon.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Illusion-Poor-Moon/dp/B0073USA8E)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 26, 2014, 06:34:05 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on November 26, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
Note though, Peter, it doesn't have to be Die Zauberflöte, only Mozart!

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartManzeEinekleinecover_zps0af1be11.jpg)

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/MozartSerenadesSavall_zps3e4c8597.jpg)

8)

Thanks, GB (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=29). I'll add those two (and, would you believe, two three four five more I just found) to the original post.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on November 27, 2014, 04:43:49 AM
Better to quote the original, than have a picture from a modern, updated production that no one would ever guess was Mozart's opera.  Unoriginal, certainly, but hardly a candidate for "worst" looking.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on November 27, 2014, 05:58:02 AM
The Schinkel is a classic, but man, it's been overused in the last 200 years. I'd still call those decent covers, not bad looking ones.
Probably the non-magic-flute-ones play with the "Nachtmusik" - Queen of Night/Starry Sky association.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on November 27, 2014, 05:58:59 AM
One more....    :)

But why is this in this thread? I think the painting is a fantastic piece of art/cover! 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81LfEB4UNHL._SL1472_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 27, 2014, 08:02:48 AM
Harmonia Mundi used a variation for the Jacobs recording.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KDofCqZfL.jpg)
But Abbado's recording, which uses the same point as seen in the production it was associated with, does belong here.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5173zamhyWL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 27, 2014, 05:12:12 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on November 27, 2014, 04:43:49 AM
Better to quote the original, than have a picture from a modern, updated production that no one would ever guess was Mozart's opera.  Unoriginal, certainly, but hardly a candidate for "worst" looking.

Quote from: Moonfish on November 27, 2014, 05:58:59 AM
One more....    :)

But why is this in this thread? I think the painting is a fantastic piece of art/cover! 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81LfEB4UNHL._SL1472_.jpg)

I agree.

Sorry about putting the artwork (and my grumble about its ubiquity) in this thread. I honestly couldn't think of where else it would go on the forum.

My complaint wasn't about the painting per se, but about how it's been devalued courtesy of overuse (like the Mona Lisa appearing on tea towels (http://www.zazzle.com.au/mona+lisa+kitchen+towels)), and the lack of imagination shown by record companies (or to be more accurate, their graphic design divisions).

Sudden Realisation: It didn't occur to me until just now that I could have started a new thread. But I'm not a "could have" kind of guy, so here it is.

Oh, and thanks, Moonfish (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=9606), for the image. That's going on the pile.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 27, 2014, 08:09:35 PM
We do have a thread called Same cover - different disc (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg687075.html#msg687075)!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 27, 2014, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 27, 2014, 08:09:35 PM
We do have a thread called Same cover - different disc (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg687075.html#msg687075)!

Oops.

Thanks, Brian (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=57).

I wonder if I can migrate my posts over to there. (Or maybe some kind forum moderator can do it for me.)

Update: Done (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850548.html#msg850548), done (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850551.html#msg850551), and done (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850554.html#msg850554).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 28, 2014, 01:38:34 AM
Quote from: Brian on November 27, 2014, 08:09:35 PM
We do have a thread called Same cover - different disc (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg687075.html#msg687075)!

I've put the posts on that thread. Here are their new homes:

Karl Friedrich Schinkel's Die Zauberflöte backdrop used for umpteen album covers: (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850548.html#msg850548)
(http://www.wga.hu/art/s/schinkel/magic_fl.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850548.html#msg850548)


Jean Delville's painting, The Angel of Splendour, used for five album covers: (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850551.html#msg850551)
(https://steampunkopera.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/jd6.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850551.html#msg850551)


Jean Delville's painting, Satan's Treasures, used for two album covers: (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850554.html#msg850554)
(http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/fnart/art/19th/belgian/delville_treasures_satan1.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg850554.html#msg850554)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:02:41 PM
Back to the topic of "worst artwork"...

Is this cover real?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N3YJA9QML.jpg)

It is.

This is the album (http://www.amazon.com/SIBELIUS-ELGAR-SYMPHONY-N%C3%82%C2%BA-ENIGMA-VARIATIONS/dp/B00004VCWM).

The painting is Gabrielle d'Estrées et une de ses sœurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_d%27Estr%C3%A9es_et_une_de_ses_s%C5%93urs) (Gabrielle d'Estrées and one of her sisters), by an anonymous artist:

(http://cocoon.pupae.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG1-700x601.jpg)

What I want to know is: Why on Earth did the graphic design folks at Decca choose a nipple tweak for an album cover?

What's even more baffling is that the nipple tweak is for the music of Sibelius and Elgar. Huh?

Is Decca saying the conductor Pierre Monteux is "a bit of a tit"?

What's going on here?

Any clues would be mighty appreciated, because that cover is doing my head in.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mn dave on November 30, 2014, 04:05:04 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:22:49 PM
And in the "Unflattering Photo Of A Conductor" department:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/554/MI0003554459.jpg)

AllMusic (http://www.allmusic.com/album/sibelius-en-saga-tapiola-finlandia-valse-triste-violin-concerto-four-legends-mw0002550076)
Amazon.co.uk (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sibelius-Tapiola-Finlandia-Triste-Concerto/dp/B00CSOQQKE)
Buywell (http://www.buywell.com/cgi-bin/buywellic2/efly.html?mv_arg=12208)
Fish Fine Music (http://www.fishfinemusic.com.au/products/4429487/van-Beinum-Jansen/Sibelius-En-Saga/CD)
iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/ie/album/sibelius-en-saga-tapiola-finlandia/id647181122)
MusicWeb International (http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2008/May08/sibelius_damen_4429487.htm)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:22:49 PM
And in the "Unflattering Photo Of A Conductor" department:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/554/MI0003554459.jpg)

Here are some decent photos of Eduard van Beinum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_van_Beinum):

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/877/MI0002877054.jpg)
("The note my right hand played on my invisible piano was A-OK.")


(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2008/July08/Bruckner8_Beinum_TAHRA614615.jpg)
("My invisible baton is this long.")


(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/033/MI0001033961.jpg)
("The darnedest thing just happened. I was hugging her, and she simply disappeared.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 30, 2014, 04:46:26 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:02:41 PM
Back to the topic of "worst artwork"...

Is this cover real?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N3YJA9QML.jpg)

It is.

This is the album (http://www.amazon.com/SIBELIUS-ELGAR-SYMPHONY-N%C3%82%C2%BA-ENIGMA-VARIATIONS/dp/B00004VCWM).

The painting is Gabrielle d'Estrées et une de ses sœurs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrielle_d%27Estr%C3%A9es_et_une_de_ses_s%C5%93urs) (Gabrielle d'Estrées and one of her sisters), by an anonymous artist:

(http://cocoon.pupae.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG1-700x601.jpg)

What I want to know is: Why on Earth did the graphic design folks at Decca choose a nipple tweak for an album cover?

What's even more baffling is that the nipple tweak is for the music of Sibelius and Elgar. Huh?

Is Decca saying the conductor Pierre Monteux is "a bit of a tit"?

What's going on here?

Any clues would be mighty appreciated, because that cover is doing my head in.

So you're saying it's an enigma ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:47:54 PM
Quote from: Ken B on November 30, 2014, 04:46:26 PM
So you're saying it's an enigma ...

Noooooooooo!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:51:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:22:49 PM
And in the "Unflattering Photo Of A Conductor" department:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/554/MI0003554459.jpg)

AllMusic (http://www.allmusic.com/album/sibelius-en-saga-tapiola-finlandia-valse-triste-violin-concerto-four-legends-mw0002550076)
Amazon.co.uk (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sibelius-Tapiola-Finlandia-Triste-Concerto/dp/B00CSOQQKE)
Buywell (http://www.buywell.com/cgi-bin/buywellic2/efly.html?mv_arg=12208)
Fish Fine Music (http://www.fishfinemusic.com.au/products/4429487/van-Beinum-Jansen/Sibelius-En-Saga/CD)
iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/ie/album/sibelius-en-saga-tapiola-finlandia/id647181122)
MusicWeb International (http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2008/May08/sibelius_damen_4429487.htm)


Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:45:31 PM
Here are some decent photos of Eduard van Beinum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eduard_van_Beinum):

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/877/MI0002877054.jpg)
("The note my right hand played on my invisible piano was A-OK.")


(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2008/July08/Bruckner8_Beinum_TAHRA614615.jpg)
("My invisible baton is this long.")


(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/033/MI0001033961.jpg)
("The darnedest thing just happened. I was hugging her, and she simply disappeared.")

Quote from: George on November 30, 2014, 04:49:01 PM
Dude likes that shirt.

Or the photographer was snap-happy at that session. ("Look, I have 257 photos of the maestro. How many would you like?")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 01:45:17 AM
I must admit that I'm not keen on this cover at all:


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PPch0sdSwow/VCLOQUKn6OI/AAAAAAAAJ30/zUfQiKdymcU/s1600/71Fe1M1F6IL._SL1500_.jpg)


I like butterflies, but I don't like them attacking people.


I first saw the cover in this post (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,7641.msg846514.html#msg846514) over at the ~ French Baroque ~ (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,7641.0.html) thread.  Thanks to Gordo (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=7938), who posted it there. But no thanks to the graphic designers who thought of that cover.


(Album details at Deutsche Grammophon (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4793356))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on December 01, 2014, 04:05:20 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 01:45:17 AM
I must admit that I'm not keen on this cover at all:


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PPch0sdSwow/VCLOQUKn6OI/AAAAAAAAJ30/zUfQiKdymcU/s1600/71Fe1M1F6IL._SL1500_.jpg)


I like butterflies, but I don't like them attacking people.


I first saw the cover in this post (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,7641.msg846514.html#msg846514) over at the ~ French Baroque ~ (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,7641.0.html) thread.  Thanks to Gordo (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=7938), who posted it there. But no thanks to the graphic designers who thought of that cover.


(Album details at Deutsche Grammophon (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4793356))

I like it - for sure it doesn't meet the 'worst-looking' qualification for this thread. It's also superbly metaphorical, formally and thematically.  The blindfold (in line with the form of the work, masquelike), suggests one cannot know the future, thus evoking the theme of Caldara's work, astrology "the harmony of the planets" and there are 15 butterflies depicted, one for each of the colorful arias contained in the work. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 01, 2014, 04:11:54 AM
Quote from: George on November 30, 2014, 04:49:01 PM
Dude likes that shirt.
Those photos are clearly from the same occasion.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 01, 2014, 05:49:55 AM
Quote from: George on December 01, 2014, 05:47:09 AM
And I was clearly being sarcastic.
Sorry, I must have forgotten to switch my detector on.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 12:39:11 PM
Quote from: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on December 01, 2014, 04:05:20 AM
I like it - for sure it doesn't meet the 'worst-looking' qualification for this thread. It's also superbly metaphorical, formally and thematically.  The blindfold (in line with the form of the work, masquelike), suggests one cannot know the future, thus evoking the theme of Caldara's work, astrology "the harmony of the planets" and there are 15 butterflies depicted, one for each of the colorful arias contained in the work.

Unfortunately, all of that symbolism is lost on me. All I see is a woman being attacked by butterflies.

It reminds me of...

https://www.youtube.com/v/YWnxqUfRJTA
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 30, 2014, 04:45:31 PM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/877/MI0002877054.jpg)

(http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2008/July08/Bruckner8_Beinum_TAHRA614615.jpg)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/033/MI0001033961.jpg)

Quote from: George on December 01, 2014, 06:24:24 AM
But that shirt, man, he looks like a private in the Army or something. He didn't have anything nicer than that?

Maybe not that day.

When I saw what Eddie was wearing, I thought he might have been sporting The Kim Jong-Il Look™:

(http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/3738538-3x2-700x467.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 03:49:40 PM
I think this is a mess:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/106/MI0001106675.jpg)

1. The black text is mostly readable, but there are two problems with it:

    a) the orange strips behind the text don't help because they're competing with the splashes of orange in the painting;
    b) the orange strips don't cover the text vertically, making the tops of the letters sometimes seen, sometimes missing. It all depends on where the black text is in the painting.

2. The colour chosen for the "SCENE" text underneath the MDG logo is just plain wrong. Wrong!

3. And speaking of the MDG logo, the red dot above the "M" is actually part of the logo, and not part of the painting – or a sticker from the music store. ("This week, all red dot sticker CDs are half price!") Again, that colour is wrong. Wrong!

4. But for me, the worst part of that cover is the beginning of the composer's name, where the white bits in the painting clash horribly with the white "H" and "E". Ugh.

What a mess.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on December 02, 2014, 07:41:51 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 01, 2014, 03:49:40 PM
2. The colour chosen for the "SCENE" text underneath the MDG logo is just plain wrong. Wrong!

3. And speaking of the MDG logo, the red dot above the "M" is actually part of the logo, and not part of the painting – or a sticker from the music store. ("This week, all red dot sticker CDs are half price!") Again, that colour is wrong. Wrong!

Both the "SCENE" and the dot are part of the logo for their "SCENE" series, and are the same color on all CDs.  They've also got a "GOLD" series  (with the color you'd expect) and a couple of others, each with their own color.  They'll sometimes change the color (I've seen a couple black "GOLD" series).  Here's one they really should have changed, but didn't:
(http://www.jpc.de/image/cover/front/0/4327861.jpg)

There is a "SCENE" there.  I swear!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
This cover qualifies for this thread! Yikes!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Y3z4DpbL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 02, 2014, 11:10:00 AM
Apparently this...


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41YWkdFRXgL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)


...is housed inside the below. Good thing they covered it.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415%2BPIdVHiL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 02, 2014, 11:14:23 AM
I don't really think that this is a bad cover at all, but the more I see it the more I think it looks like a selfie.
[asin]B000058BGZ[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
This cover qualifies for this thread! Yikes!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Y3z4DpbL.jpg)

Egad!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 02:45:12 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on December 02, 2014, 07:41:51 AM
Both the "SCENE" and the dot are part of the logo for their "SCENE" series, and are the same color on all CDs.  They've also got a "GOLD" series  (with the color you'd expect) and a couple of others, each with their own color.  They'll sometimes change the color (I've seen a couple black "GOLD" series).  Here's one they really should have changed, but didn't:
(http://www.jpc.de/image/cover/front/0/4327861.jpg)

There is a "SCENE" there.  I swear!

Jeepers.

Considering the colour of the logo stays the same, I don't know why the graphic designers don't think more about what kind of pictures they're going to have on their covers. Don't these people work as a team, or is it one person in charge of the logo, one person in charge of choosing the paintings, and neither of them ever speak to each other?

I found four other instances of this image on the Interwebs:

(http://www.mdg.de/cover/1232rc.jpg)  (http://www.classical.net/music/recs/images/m/mdg51232.jpg)  (http://i.prs.to/t_200/mdgmdg60512322.jpg)  (http://img.maniadb.com/images/album_t/150/271/271101_1_f.jpg)

The largest one comes from the MDG website itself, so presumably that's the colour the cover is meant to be. You can differentiate the colours, but only just.

Note to MDG: What's wrong with changing the colour of the logo text? Or, if you're going to be stubborn about the logo, how about changing the background colour so you can see all of the logo easily?

By the way, that MDG cover is of Gottfried Heinrich Stölzel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Heinrich_St%C3%B6lzel)'s Christmas Oratorio. MDG, bizarrely, released what could have been a 2-CD set as two separate single CDs ("Vol. 1 (http://www.mdg.de/titel/1232.htm)" and "Vol. 2 (http://www.mdg.de/titel/1369.htm)".) Which leads me to...

Question to MDG: Why release the Christmas Oratorio as two separate CDs? Why not wait until the second one was ready and then you could have released the whole thing as a double-CD? Or is your company defiantly anti-double-CD?

Update: Oops. After reading the Wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Heinrich_St%C3%B6lzel) on Gottfried Heinrich Stölzel, I discovered his so-called Christmas Oratorio is simply a collection of cantatas. So MDG released the first lot of cantatas on the first CD, and then the rest on the second. That's fair enough. I cheerfully take back my previous paragraph.

But getting back to those images...

Here are the two covers, from MDG's website, side-by-side:

(http://www.mdg.de/cover/1232rc.jpg) (http://www.mdg.de/titel/1232.htm)  (http://www.mdg.de/cover/1369rcs.jpg) (http://www.mdg.de/titel/1369.htm)

That blue background doesn't make things better. (Ever tried to read red text on a blue background? It hurts.)

MDG must be a small label, because the quality of both those images, as presented to the world, is sub-sub-par. The MDG website is bare-bones as well, so I'm guessing the words "MDG website" and "decent budget" aren't thrown together too often.

All of the above leads me to catch MDG's attention by going into "Hey MDG" mode...

Hey MDG: I'd be happy to help in your graphics department. I can choose paintings and colours so they don't clash on your covers.

Hey MDG: Do you want someone to help freshen up your website? I can be that someone. I can update your HTML, and replace all the covers with much higher quality ones. Your website would then look more appealing.

Hey MDG: You don't have to pay me much. (You're probably like most small record companies in that you have close to zero dollars to work with.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 02:48:03 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
This cover qualifies for this thread! Yikes!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Y3z4DpbL.jpg)

I just realised the top-half of that cover is the inside of the harpsichord's lid.

Wow, that's bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on December 02, 2014, 11:10:00 AM
Apparently this...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41YWkdFRXgL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

...is housed inside the below. Good thing they covered it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/415%2BPIdVHiL.jpg)

Ugh.

Usually, when there's this kind of elaborate slip cover (e.g., Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_Graffiti), The Rolling Stones' Some Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Some_Girls)), the bit inside is interesting.

Not here.

By the way, that outer cover reminds me of:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QZQl1GGAL.jpg)

(http://ataleoftwochicas.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/connect-four.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on December 02, 2014, 11:14:23 AM
I don't really think that this is a bad cover at all, ...

I do.

Quote from: EigenUser on December 02, 2014, 11:14:23 AM...but the more I see it the more I think it looks like a selfie.

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000058BGZ.01.L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000058BGZ)

Yep.

What I like about the photo: I think the pose is nice 'n' casual (for a couple of terribly serious musicians).

What I don't like about the photo: What bothers me is that the subjects are on an angle. If there's one thing that gripes my cookies*, it's people on an angle in photos. They always look to me like they're going to slide out of the picture.

And the text box is at an angle. Grrr.


(*Or you can insert your own "what annoys me" phrase.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
This cover qualifies for this thread! Yikes!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Y3z4DpbL.jpg)

I went looking for more information about that album (mainly because the backwards painted text on the harpsichord has me puzzled, and I'd like to know what's going on there), and discovered the album has an alternate cover:

(http://funaroharpsichord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/HarpsichordAtTheHolidays.jpg)

I'm not sure that's an improvement.


Harpsichord at the Holidays: Christmas Carols past and present
Elaine Funaro, harpsichord

Elaine Funaro website (http://funaroharpsichord.com/albums/harpsichord-at-the-holidays/)
Arabesque Records (http://www.arabesquerecords.com/artists/classical_solo/funaro/)

Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Harpsichord-At-The-Holidays-Christmas/dp/B00667K3AI)
CD Baby (http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/harpsichordattheholidays2)
iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/harpsichord-at-holidays-christmas/id480316032)

Early Music America review (http://funaroharpsichord.com/review-harpsichord-at-the-holidays/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 04:55:37 PM
I went looking for more information about that album (mainly because the backwards painted text on the harpsichord has me puzzled, and I'd like to know what's going on there), and discovered the album has an alternate cover:

(http://funaroharpsichord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/HarpsichordAtTheHolidays.jpg)

I'm not sure that's an improvement.

Harpsichord at the Holidays: Christmas Carols past and present
Elaine Funaro, harpsichord

Elaine Funaro website (http://funaroharpsichord.com/albums/harpsichord-at-the-holidays/)
Arabesque Records (http://www.arabesquerecords.com/artists/classical_solo/funaro/)

Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Harpsichord-At-The-Holidays-Christmas/dp/B00667K3AI)
CD Baby (http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/harpsichordattheholidays2)
iTunes (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/harpsichord-at-holidays-christmas/id480316032)

Early Music America review (http://funaroharpsichord.com/review-harpsichord-at-the-holidays/)


Hmm, somebody must be a very creative harpsichord painter...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 04:55:37 PM
I went looking for more information about that album (mainly because the backwards painted text on the harpsichord has me puzzled, and I'd like to know what's going on there), and discovered the album has an alternate cover:

(http://funaroharpsichord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/HarpsichordAtTheHolidays.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
Hmm, somebody must be a very creative harpsichord painter...

Yes indeed.

This is the harpsichord:

(http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Opus-333.jpg)

"Opus 333, owned and commissioned by Elaine Funaro (http://funaroharpsichord.com/), built by Richard Kingston (http://www.richardkingstonharpsichords.com/) and painted by Lisa Creed (http://www.lisacreedartist.com/)."

[Text and image from http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/event/north-carolina-h-i-p-music-festival/ (http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/event/north-carolina-h-i-p-music-festival/)]

And there's a photo gallery over at Flickr:

Harpsichord Unveiling (https://www.flickr.com/photos/17524004@N00/sets/72157622673176607/detail/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 05:24:15 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 09:38:23 AM
This cover qualifies for this thread! Yikes!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512Y3z4DpbL.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 04:55:37 PM
... the backwards painted text on the harpsichord has me puzzled ...

Ah, so that's what the backward text is. It's "Richard Kingston (http://www.richardkingstonharpsichords.com/)", the harpsichord maker's name:

(http://www.lisacreedartist.com/Artists/10258/Images/1110200961449PM_333-inside-keyboard-4w.jpg)
(Image © Lisa Creed (http://www.lisacreedartist.com/).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on December 02, 2014, 06:18:08 PM
Baroque era harpsichordists has instruments covered with 18th century art.  Why not cover modern instruments with modern art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 02, 2014, 06:43:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 05:16:32 PM
Yes indeed.

This is the harpsichord:

(http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Opus-333.jpg)

"Opus 333, owned and commissioned by Elaine Funaro (http://funaroharpsichord.com/), built by Richard Kingston (http://www.richardkingstonharpsichords.com/) and painted by Lisa Creed (http://www.lisacreedartist.com/)."

[Text and image from http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/event/north-carolina-h-i-p-music-festival/ (http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/event/north-carolina-h-i-p-music-festival/)]

And there's a photo gallery over at Flickr:

Harpsichord Unveiling (https://www.flickr.com/photos/17524004@N00/sets/72157622673176607/detail/)

C'mon guys, admit it. If you owned that harpsichord you'd use its picture too! It's a great look; imagine the Falla or Glass concerti on that puppy!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 07:18:34 PM
(http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Opus-333.jpg)

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on December 02, 2014, 06:18:08 PM
Baroque era harpsichordists has instruments covered with 18th century art.  Why not cover modern instruments with modern art.

Quote from: Ken B on December 02, 2014, 06:43:07 PM
C'mon guys, admit it. If you owned that harpsichord you'd use its picture too! It's a great look; imagine the Falla or Glass concerti on that puppy!

It doesn't bother me at all how anyone wants to paint a harpsichord, but I think one criticism that could be levelled at Lisa Creed's artwork is, in this case at least, it's anachronistic. A harpsichord, even a newly built one, is an instrument from a bygone era.

In other words, just like the lute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lute), theorbo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorbo), baryton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baryton), arpeggione (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arpeggione), and the viola da gamba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viol), no matter how new they are, they're old.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 07:37:30 PM
Check this out:
Elisabetta Lanzoni - harpsichord painter!!!   :)
I think I will drop this in the harpsichord thread as well.....

http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/index.htm (http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/index.htm)

Lots of examples. Here is one:

(http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/immagini/1290_124kb.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 02, 2014, 07:37:30 PM
Check this out:
Elisabetta Lanzoni - harpsichord painter!!!   :)
I think I will drop this in the harpsichord thread as well.....

http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/index.htm (http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/index.htm)

Lots of examples. Here is one:

(http://www.elisabettalanzoni.com/immagini/1290_124kb.jpg)

Wow.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 03, 2014, 07:14:42 AM
This Rameau opera staged inside a refrigerator has to qualify for this thread. Alternatively, we could have a new thread for the most stupid stagings of operas...  >:D

[asin] B00KQHWAFA[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 03, 2014, 07:24:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2014, 07:18:34 PM
(http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Opus-333.jpg)

It doesn't bother me at all how anyone wants to paint a harpsichord, but I think one criticism that could be levelled at Lisa Creed's artwork is, in this case at least, it's anachronistic. A harpsichord, even a newly built one, is an instrument from a bygone era.

In other words, just like the lute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lute), theorbo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorbo), baryton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baryton), arpeggione (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arpeggione), and the viola da gamba (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viol), no matter how new they are, they're old.
Not really. The harpsichord is a relatively recent discovery, pretty much unknown from about 1810 to 1960. Its use is modern and revolutionary, not traditional and conservative. It is the symbol of the modern Baroque revival as much as much as the Palace of Westminster is a symbol of the Gothic Revival of the 19th century. Even the way harpsichords are made now is radically different from how the few made in the say the 1930s were manufactured; modern makers had to learn from old instruments in museums, not from their inherited craft tradition.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 02:26:38 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 03, 2014, 07:24:49 AM
Not really. The harpsichord is a relatively recent discovery, pretty much unknown from about 1810 to 1960. Its use is modern and revolutionary, not traditional and conservative. It is the symbol of the modern Baroque revival as much as much as the Palace of Westminster is a symbol of the Gothic Revival of the 19th century. Even the way harpsichords are made now is radically different from how the few made in the say the 1930s were manufactured; modern makers had to learn from old instruments in museums, not from their inherited craft tradition.

I thought the harpsichord was superseded by the fortepiano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortepiano), which in turn was superseded by the piano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano).

(Hang on, I'll just have a quick read of some music history so I can give the impression that I know what I'm talking about... Won't be a minute...)

Righty-o.

According to this charty thing (from Thomson Learning (http://www.cengage.com/resource_uploads/downloads/049518974X_78789.pdf))...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/KeyboardTimelineThomsonLearning.png)

...it was organ > clavichord > harpsichord > virginal > pianoforte.

(Well, there's something I didn't know. I always thought the virginal came before the harpsichord.)

Whilst reading bits and pieces about the history of keyboard instruments, I came across this snippet about the fortepiano. Wikipedia said (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortepiano): "It was the instrument for which Haydn, Mozart, and the early Beethoven wrote their piano music."

Now I'm puzzled.

(Warning: Pointless Questions Alert) Why don't people play the fortepiano more often than they do? The harpsichord seems to be popular at the moment, but the fortepiano – for which all that music was written – isn't. So why do people play fortepiano music on the grand piano? From the Baroque era backwards, modern musicians are happy to play on the instruments of those times, but from the Classical era onwards it's the grand piano all the way. Why?

And one more question: Why have I strayed so far off the topic of bad CD/LP artwork?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 03, 2014, 03:06:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 02:26:38 PM
I thought the harpsichord was superseded by the fortepiano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortepiano), which in turn was superseded by the piano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano).

(Hang on, I'll just have a quick read of some music history so I can give the impression that I know what I'm talking about... Won't be a minute...)

Righty-o.

According to this charty thing (from Thomson Learning (http://www.cengage.com/resource_uploads/downloads/049518974X_78789.pdf))...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/KeyboardTimelineThomsonLearning.png)

...it was organ > clavichord > harpsichord > virginal > pianoforte.

(Well, there's something I didn't know. I always thought the virginal came before the harpsichord.)

Whilst reading bits and pieces about the history of keyboard instruments, I came across this snippet about the fortepiano. Wikipedia said (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortepiano): "It was the instrument for which Haydn, Mozart, and the early Beethoven wrote their piano music."

Now I'm puzzled.

(Warning: Pointless Questions Alert) Why don't people play the fortepiano more often than they do? The harpsichord seems to be popular at the moment, but the fortepiano – for which all that music was written – isn't. So why do people play fortepiano music on the grand piano? From the Baroque era backwards, modern musicians are happy to play on the instruments of those times, but from the Classical era onwards it's the grand piano all the way. Why?

And one more question: Why have I strayed so far off the topic of bad CD/LP artwork?

More and more of that music is being played on fortepiano. I own several sets of the Mozart concerti on fp for example, plus Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Beethoven, Chopin, Clementi, Hummel solo keyboard.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 03:09:59 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 03, 2014, 03:06:49 PM
More and more of that music is being played on fortepiano. I own several sets of the Mozart concerti on fp for example, plus Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Beethoven, Chopin, Clementi, Hummel solo keyboard.

That's good to hear*.

(*Pun definitely not intended.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 03:13:50 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 03, 2014, 07:14:42 AM
This Rameau opera staged inside a refrigerator has to qualify for this thread. Alternatively, we could have a new thread for the most stupid stagings of operas...  >:D

[asin] B00KQHWAFA[/asin]

I'm not keen on using words such as "travesty", "abomination", or "horrendousness to the power of infinty", so I won't. But...

Rameau is my favourite composer, and I have pretty much every Rameau recording available. If a CD or DVD has the word "Rameau" on it, then I'm in. I can't get enough Rameau.

As far as Rameau DVDs go, I've bought just about all of them. I've tolerated trampolining dancers in Les Paladins (http://youtu.be/frpd5f0VUvo?t=2m2s), boozing characters in Platée (http://youtu.be/2_Xzbjm6SFc?t=9m15s), austerity and minimalism in Les Boréades (so much black!) (http://youtu.be/KiVDfdqtnFA) – all to hear that glorious, glorious music.

But this DVD of Hippolyte et Aricie (http://this%20dvd), however, is something I'm extremely reluctant to go anywhere near. I started watching it, and got as far as the bit where a stag was hanging upside down and bleeding out. Some things I can watch, and some things I can't. (I'm squeamish.)

As for the opera being set in a fridge, all I can do is ask this simple (and, I hope, reasonable) question: Why?

I suppose I will buy it sometime, but I don't expect to be watching it anytime soon.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Ly-Mwp_kFFs

By the way, the fridge setting reminded me of the scene in Flushed Away (http://youtu.be/RLJxoJM_ZbY) where Roddy and Rita are trapped in The Toad's icemaker, facing certain doom...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on December 03, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
Maybe in the future, there will be a Stockhausen opera set in a toilet...

(if there isn't already?)  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 03:58:15 PM
Quote from: Greg on December 03, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
Maybe in the future, there will be a Stockhausen opera set in a toilet...

(if there isn't already?)  :P

I wouldn't doubt it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 03, 2014, 04:19:24 PM
Quote from: Greg on December 03, 2014, 03:31:43 PM
Maybe in the future, there will be a Stockhausen opera set in a toilet...

(if there isn't already?)  :P

How about Schumann's Genoveva, where the entire opera is set in a white room with a sink? (Yes, really.)

http://www.youtube.com/v/2ydn0Fx3mZI

(Incredulous review (http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/the__horn/archive/2014/04/28/a-bizarre-production-of-schumann-s-only-opera-from-zurich-on-dvd.aspx))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 04:48:41 PM
This may not qualify as "worst artwork", but I do think it qualifies as "unfortunate positioning in a video":

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/TamerlanoScreenshot.png)

(From http://arthaus-musik.com/dvd/musik/oper/media/details/tamerlano.html (http://arthaus-musik.com/dvd/musik/oper/media/details/tamerlano.html))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 06, 2014, 05:22:51 PM
I think I've found the worst Hyperion album cover there is..
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dD3DmrVbgKw/UC_db4hTssI/AAAAAAAAAH0/fw71yAprMCk/s320/front.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 06:37:19 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 06, 2014, 05:22:51 PM
I think I've found the worst Hyperion album cover there is..
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dD3DmrVbgKw/UC_db4hTssI/AAAAAAAAAH0/fw71yAprMCk/s320/front.JPG)

I think you might be right there, North Star. That cover is so out of place from the rest of Hyperion (http://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/)'s catalogue that I'm thinking someone in the graphics department must have only recently been hired. ("Those other covers are boring! I'll make them a cover that's much better.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 06:45:29 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 06, 2014, 05:22:51 PM
I think I've found the worst Hyperion album cover there is..
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dD3DmrVbgKw/UC_db4hTssI/AAAAAAAAAH0/fw71yAprMCk/s320/front.JPG)

How about this for worst Hyperion cover?

(http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Music/v4/a9/17/43/a9174321-cc1e-7176-184f-46aff389c6fc/034571177632.1200x1200-75.jpg)

And the more you look at it, the worse it gets.

Album details at Hyperion Records (http://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/dc.asp?dc=D_CDA67763)

(Cover found at Deep Glamour's blog post, "A Marketing Mystery" (http://www.deepglamour.net/deep_glamour/2009/08/a-marketing-mystery.html).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 06:59:50 PM
Unfortunately, the flag in between the "E" and "S" of "PALESTRINA" makes it look like two words to me. It looks like "Pale Strina":

(http://www.music-bazaar.com/album-images/vol17/805/805548/2658787-big/Palestrina-Missa-Ad-Coenam-Agni-Eastertide-Motets-The-Brabant-Ensemble-Stephen-Rice-cover.jpg)

Because I'm Australian, that second word would be pronounced "strine-a", as in "strine (http://www.abc.net.au/civics/globalcitizens/ozstrine.htm)", as in the word meaning Australian slang.

So now I'm thinking of watered-down slang (i.e., pale strine) – all because of a flag in between an "E" and an "S".

Album details at Hyperion Records (http://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/dc.asp?dc=D_CDA67978)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 07, 2014, 02:54:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 04:48:41 PM
This may not qualify as "worst artwork", but I do think it qualifies as "unfortunate positioning in a video":

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/TamerlanoScreenshot.png)

(From http://arthaus-musik.com/dvd/musik/oper/media/details/tamerlano.html (http://arthaus-musik.com/dvd/musik/oper/media/details/tamerlano.html))
I thought that was George Carlin for a second...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 11, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
I found this one a bit odd for classical music....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71wFWgl3-cL._SL1000_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71zHVoTJ5kL._SL1500_.jpg)

The second thing I thought of when looking at this image was: "What's with all that black space? Why not have the text there, in white?"

But the first thing I thought was: "Up, up and away!"


(I discovered the cover thanks to a post by Discobolus (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg853453.html#msg853453). Thanks, Disco baby!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 11, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
I found this one a bit odd for classical music....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71wFWgl3-cL._SL1000_.jpg)

This may be a bit semantic, but I thought "Mystic" would be the wrong word for that picture. To me, that picture says "Spooky Moments Of Classical Music."

Judging by the image on the cover, I fully expect to hear Danse macabre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danse_macabre_(Saint-Sa%C3%ABns)) on the album.

https://www.youtube.com/v/ytpqcJ1IfoA
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 11, 2014, 06:07:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:04:58 PM
This may be a bit semantic, but I thought "Mystic" would be the wrong word for that picture. To me, that picture says "Spooky Moments Of Classical Music."

Judging by the image on the cover, I fully expect to hear Danse macabre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danse_macabre_(Saint-Sa%C3%ABns)) on the album.


Good guess!!!   :D

These were the "spooky" selections:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615UhaTuuCL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 11, 2014, 06:20:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71zHVoTJ5kL._SL1500_.jpg)
Actually, I like that black space - it's rather striking. The white space of the music stand is what I find intrusive - a little bit would have been good for sake of balance, but surely not that much.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:21:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71wFWgl3-cL._SL1000_.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:04:58 PMJudging by the image on the cover, I fully expect to hear Danse macabre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danse_macabre_(Saint-Sa%C3%ABns)) on the album.

Quote from: Moonfish on December 11, 2014, 06:07:47 PM
Good guess!!!   :D

These were the "spooky" selections:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615UhaTuuCL.jpg)

Yep. And Night on Bald Mountain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_on_Bald_Mountain) had to be there too. Those two always appear on "spooky classical music" albums.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Im258Ea5FJA
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:41:03 PM
Quote from: Brian on December 11, 2014, 06:20:12 PM
Actually, I like that black space - it's rather striking. The white space of the music stand is what I find intrusive - a little bit would have been good for sake of balance, but surely not that much.

I agree about the white space being intrusive. I'd like the photo a whole lot more if the white thing wasn't there.

If the DG graphics people wanted to balance things up in the black/white department, I reckon they could have extended the white part to the right edge of the image – like so:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturymodified.jpg)

But then it'd remind me of "Kilroy was here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilroy_was_here)".

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/panzer_king_tiger/Works/a82360bc.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 11, 2014, 05:09:11 PM
I found this one a bit odd for classical music....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71wFWgl3-cL._SL1000_.jpg)

For this 6-CD set, the CDs are subtitled and have explanations:

CD 1 & 2 ‐ Voices in the Dark
To be feared or followed? Do they lead to tears and anger or promise everlasting peace?

CD 3 & 4 ‐ Immortal Romance
Pictures of insatiable desire: Creatures from other worlds, a demon mourning his mortal lover, the full moon his only true companion...

CD 5 & 6 ‐ Danse macabre
An invitation to a grotesque dance: join in the danse macabre and the Witches' Sabbath. Intoxicatingly macabre!

(Information from Presto Classical (http://www.prestoclassical.co.uk/r/Berlin%2BClassics/0300613BC))

It looks like the people who made that album are trying to appeal to the Twilight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_%28series%29) crowd.


Update: Each of those 2-CD sections have their own covers.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AnONIYoaL.jpg)
(Details at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Full-Moon-Classics-Voices-Dark/dp/B003OCE0YI))


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VK%2BLkvlAL.jpg)
(Details at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Full-Moon-Classics-Immortal-Romance/dp/B003S0IJT8))


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516JIaeHggL.jpg)
(Details at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Full-Moon-Classics-Danse-Macabre/dp/B003S0IJSY))


Yep. They're definitely trying to appeal to the Twilight crowd.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 11, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 06:45:29 PM
How about this for worst Hyperion cover?

(http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Music/v4/a9/17/43/a9174321-cc1e-7176-184f-46aff389c6fc/034571177632.1200x1200-75.jpg)

And the more you look at it, the worse it gets.

Album details at Hyperion Records (http://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/dc.asp?dc=D_CDA67763)

(Cover found at Deep Glamour's blog post, "A Marketing Mystery" (http://www.deepglamour.net/deep_glamour/2009/08/a-marketing-mystery.html).)

Wow, did Virginia Postrel write that twaddle? "Why parody that scene?" Oy veh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 11:49:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 06, 2014, 06:45:29 PM
How about this for worst Hyperion cover?

(http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r30/Music/v4/a9/17/43/a9174321-cc1e-7176-184f-46aff389c6fc/034571177632.1200x1200-75.jpg)

And the more you look at it, the worse it gets.

Album details at Hyperion Records (http://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/dc.asp?dc=D_CDA67763)

(Cover found at Deep Glamour's blog post, "A Marketing Mystery" (http://www.deepglamour.net/deep_glamour/2009/08/a-marketing-mystery.html).)

Quote from: Ken B on December 11, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Wow, did Virginia Postrel write that twaddle? "Why parody that scene?" Oy veh.

It took me a while to figure out who Virginia Postrel (http://www.deepglamour.net/deep_glamour/virginia.html) is: she's the lady who wrote that blog post ("A Marketing Mystery" (http://www.deepglamour.net/deep_glamour/2009/08/a-marketing-mystery.html)).

I must admit I didn't read what Virginia wrote. I was too bothered by the image to get to the words next to it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 12, 2014, 01:09:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:48:08 PM
For this 6-CD set, the CDs are subtitled and have explanations:

CD 1 & 2 ‐ Voices in the Dark
To be feared or followed? Do they lead to tears and anger or promise everlasting peace?

CD 3 & 4 ‐ Immortal Romance
Pictures of insatiable desire: Creatures from other worlds, a demon mourning his mortal lover, the full moon his only true companion...

CD 5 & 6 ‐ Danse macabre
An invitation to a grotesque dance: join in the danse macabre and the Witches' Sabbath. Intoxicatingly macabre!

It sounds like the people who made that album are trying to appeal to the Twilight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_%28series%29) crowd.


(Information from Presto Classical (http://www.prestoclassical.co.uk/r/Berlin%2BClassics/0300613BC))
I am seriously ticked off that they didn't include Ravel's La Valse for the 3rd section. But, I am happy to see that they included the scherzo of Mahler's 7th.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 02:18:08 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71wFWgl3-cL._SL1000_.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:48:08 PM

CD 1 & 2 ‐ Voices in the Dark
To be feared or followed? Do they lead to tears and anger or promise everlasting peace?

CD 3 & 4 ‐ Immortal Romance
Pictures of insatiable desire: Creatures from other worlds, a demon mourning his mortal lover, the full moon his only true companion...

CD 5 & 6 ‐ Danse macabre
An invitation to a grotesque dance: join in the danse macabre and the Witches' Sabbath. Intoxicatingly macabre!

It sounds like the people who made that album are trying to appeal to the Twilight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_%28series%29) crowd.


(Information from Presto Classical (http://www.prestoclassical.co.uk/r/Berlin%2BClassics/0300613BC))
Quote from: EigenUser on December 12, 2014, 01:09:22 AM
I am seriously ticked off that they didn't include Ravel's La Valse for the 3rd section. But, I am happy to see that they included the scherzo of Mahler's 7th.

Yeah, the lack of La Valse is weird. That'd be ideal for the third section (CDs 5 & 6: "Danse macabre"). "An invitation to a grotesque dance" it says. That's La Valse in a nutshell.

Actually, I thought a piece suitable for the album would have been André Caplet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Caplet)'s Conte Fantastique (The Masque of the Red Death), but I guess that's in the "not popular enough" category.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Xn9XidhQ8r0
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 02:04:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71zHVoTJ5kL._SL1500_.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 06:41:03 PM(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturymodified.jpg)


As requested by a fellow forum member...


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturyontheMoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 12, 2014, 02:12:56 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 02:04:58 PM

As requested by a fellow forum member...


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturyontheMoon.jpg)
Now this picture needs Ligeti (reminds me of Kubrick's 2001).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:16:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 11, 2014, 05:56:20 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71zHVoTJ5kL._SL1500_.jpg)

The second thing I thought of when looking at this image was: "What's with all that black space? Why not have the text there, in white?"

But the first thing I thought was: "Up, up and away!"


(I discovered the cover thanks to a post by Discobolus (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg853453.html#msg853453). Thanks, Disco baby!)

D'oh! I just figured what the white thing on the cover is. It's sheet music on a stand.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:18:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 02:04:58 PM(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturyontheMoon.jpg)

Quote from: EigenUser on December 12, 2014, 02:12:56 PM
Now this picture needs Ligeti (reminds me of Kubrick's 2001).

Let me see if I can find a suitable photo of György...

Found one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 02:04:58 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/PierreBoulez-20thCenturyontheMoon.jpg)

Quote from: EigenUser on December 12, 2014, 02:12:56 PM
Now this picture needs Ligeti (reminds me of Kubrick's 2001).

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:18:07 PM
Let me see if I can find a suitable photo of György...

Found one.

Here's The Big G on the Moon, wearing the Earth as a cap:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
Here's The Big G on the Moon, wearing the Earth as a cap:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoon.jpg)

It looks like he is hatching from the moon.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:58:37 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71zHVoTJ5kL._SL1500_.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:16:23 PM
D'oh! I just figured what the white thing on the cover is. It's sheet music on a stand.

Quote from: George on December 12, 2014, 03:47:38 PM
I'm proud to say that I knew what that was instantly.

Excellent.

At first, I thought it was something like a big block of marble, and wondered why anyone would put it there in the front of the photographer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
Here's The Big G on the Moon, wearing the Earth as a cap:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoon.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 03:55:53 PM
It looks like he is hatching from the moon.....

I hadn't thought of that. I just saw the Earth there and thought, "Hmm, that'd make a great hat."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:03:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:00:21 PM
I hadn't thought of that. I just saw the Earth there and thought, "Hmm, that'd make a great hat."

You just need to add some chicken wings....    :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:05:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoon.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 03:55:53 PM
It looks like he is hatching from the moon.....

I like the idea of Giant György™ emerging forth from the Moon, fully formed.*

(*And that sentence had way too many "f"s in it. "forth from the Moon, fully formed"? Really?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoon.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:03:40 PM
You just need to add some chicken wings....    :P

I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:03:40 PM
You just need to add some chicken wings....    :P

Done:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoonwithfeathers.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Done:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GyorgyLigetiontheMoonwithfeathers.jpg)

Ah, you ARE brilliant Peter!   What shall you call it? "The birth of 20th century music"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 05:09:40 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:35:42 PM
Ah, you ARE brilliant Peter! ...

Thanks.

Quote from: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 04:35:42 PM... What shall you call it? "The birth of 20th century music"?

I like that title.

By the way, I extracted the chicken wings using the Magic Wand tool in my graphics program (https://creative.adobe.com/products/fireworks). I'm letting you know this because I had a little nerdy chuckle when I noticed the "Edge" setting I used (in the Properties section at the bottom of the image):

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/FeathersettingsforGyoumlrgy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 12, 2014, 08:26:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 12, 2014, 03:16:23 PM
D'oh! I just figured what the white thing on the cover is. It's sheet music on a stand.

And the guy, I think he might be Boulez!

>:D >:D ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 12, 2014, 10:07:05 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 12, 2014, 08:26:10 PM
And the guy, I think he might be Boulez!

>:D >:D ;)

Ha! You won't fool us Ken! You cheated and read the cover!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 02:35:38 PM
I saw this cover and thought "No, no, no, no, no":

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71y3eXOd6jL._SL1103_.jpg)

Maybe the person who thought that up was thinking of something like this:

(http://www.madore.org/~david/images/cards/english/king-clubs.png)

But it just doesn't work for Debussy and Ravel.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 13, 2014, 06:35:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 02:35:38 PM
I saw this cover and thought "No, no, no, no, no":

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71y3eXOd6jL._SL1103_.jpg)

Maybe the person who thought that up was thinking of something like this:

(http://www.madore.org/~david/images/cards/english/king-clubs.png)

But it just doesn't work for Debussy and Ravel.

And to make matters worst that's not even Debussy! :laugh:



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 08:05:01 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavel.jpg)

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on December 13, 2014, 06:35:36 PM
And to make matters worst that's not even Debussy! :laugh:

Eep!

Let's turn that cover upside down, and...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelupsidedown.jpg)

Egad! An interloper.

So who is that on the cover?

Time to investigate.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 13, 2014, 08:05:16 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on December 13, 2014, 06:35:36 PM
And to make matters worst that's not even Debussy! :laugh:
Give the designer a break - there can't be that many photographs from that time of men with a beard standing upside down.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 13, 2014, 08:12:19 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 13, 2014, 08:05:16 PM
Give the designer a break - there can't be that many photographs from that time of men with a beard standing upside down.

:laugh:


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 08:16:14 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavel.jpg)

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on December 13, 2014, 06:35:36 PM
And to make matters worst that's not even Debussy! :laugh:

Quote from: North Star on December 13, 2014, 08:05:16 PM
Give the designer a break - there can't be that many photographs from that time of men with a beard standing upside down.

I'm now determined to find out who our mystery man is.

Here is the right way up*:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelMrMystery.jpg)

And now a search for the identity of Mr. Mystery.

(*What an indignity for a 19th-century musician, to be put upside down on an album cover.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 08:18:32 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavel.jpg)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelMrMystery.jpg)

Wow, the Internet's quick.

Our mystery man is Édouard Manet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89douard_Manet).

This is the photo that was used:

(http://www.lemondedesarts.com/images/manet24.jpg)

Thank you, Internet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 13, 2014, 09:16:37 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 08:18:32 PMOur mystery man is Édouard Manet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89douard_Manet)
No wonder I was certain I had seen the man & the photo before. I really should have recognized him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on December 14, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
And the portrait of 'Ravel', BTW, is actually Leslie Nielsen:
(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/M/E/MELCD1002063.jpg) (http://www.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_450/wenn_t_leslie-nielsen-291110f.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on December 14, 2014, 12:27:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 13, 2014, 08:18:32 PMWow, the Internet's quick.

Our mystery man is Édouard Manet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89douard_Manet).

I'm curious: Did you just type "18th century man with a beard" or can you actually search the net for appearances of that particular picture?

It may be that I lack the appropriate tool, but I don't know what I could have done to find that mysterious guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on December 14, 2014, 01:17:44 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on December 14, 2014, 12:27:52 PM
I'm curious: Did you just type "18th century man with a beard" or can you actually search the net for appearances of that particular picture?

It may be that I lack the appropriate tool, but I don't know what I could have done to find that mysterious guy.

That's correct: Google has the 'images search' function: one can upload an image and look for similar ones in Google (by clicking the camera icon to the right).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 14, 2014, 01:18:11 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on December 14, 2014, 12:27:52 PM
I'm curious: Did you just type "18th century man with a beard" or can you actually search the net for appearances of that particular picture?

It may be that I lack the appropriate tool, but I don't know what I could have done to find that mysterious guy.
http://www.google.com/insidesearch/features/images/searchbyimage.html
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 03:25:33 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 14, 2014, 01:18:11 PM
http://www.google.com/insidesearch/features/images/searchbyimage.html

The Google Chrome (http://www.google.com/chrome/) browser also has a mighty helpful function: If you right-click on any image in a web page, you can select "Search Google for this image". It'll then see if it can find a match*.


(*Especially if you're looking for pictures of matches.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:03:57 PM
Quote from: Christo on December 14, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
And the portrait of 'Ravel', BTW, is actually Leslie Nielsen:
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavel.jpg)  (http://www.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_450/wenn_t_leslie-nielsen-291110f.jpg)

Let me have another look...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelNielsen.jpg)

You're right. That is Leslie Nielsen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 14, 2014, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:03:57 PM
Let me have another look...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelNielsen.jpg)

You're right. That is Leslie Nielsen.
Surely you've realized what possibilities this cover has for you, Peter? Endless combinations of Paavos, Yo-Yos & others await!  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:17:55 PM
Quote from: Christo on December 14, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
And the portrait of 'Ravel', BTW, is actually Leslie Nielsen:
(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/M/E/MELCD1002063.jpg)  (http://www.holymoly.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/mobile_450/wenn_t_leslie-nielsen-291110f.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:03:57 PM
Let me have another look...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelNielsen.jpg)

You're right. That is Leslie Nielsen.

Considering the people involved, I think it's only fair that we update the text on the cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/DebussyRavelManetNielsen.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on December 14, 2014, 04:20:54 PM
One might be forgotten to think that it should be this Nielsen.
(http://singh-goldschmidt.dk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Carl_Nielsen_817436a-195x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:21:00 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 14, 2014, 04:15:58 PM
Surely you've realized what possibilities this cover has for you, Peter? Endless combinations of Paavos, Yo-Yos & others await!  8)

Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm happy enough with Edouard and Leslie on the cover.

Besides, there are plenty of other covers out there to deface*.


(*Pun definitely intended.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 14, 2014, 04:23:12 PM
Quote from: North Star on December 14, 2014, 04:20:54 PM
One might be forgotten to think that it should be this Nielsen.
(http://singh-goldschmidt.dk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Carl_Nielsen_817436a-195x300.jpg)

I hadn't thought of that. Thanks for reminding me of the actual, musical Nielsen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Nielsen).

By the way, that's a great photo. That's some impressive hair you have there, Carl.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 19, 2014, 01:18:33 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81jNAeXInmL._SL1500_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00JX5DZOQ)

Now, where have I seen that pose before...

(http://thevestrymen.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/james-mcavoy-x-men-first-class-2.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men:_Days_of_Future_Past)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 20, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 20, 2014, 05:49:29 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on December 20, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

Looks a bit like 'Apocalypse Now'....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 20, 2014, 11:24:27 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on December 20, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

That's a pretty big remote control young Karlheinz has on his lap.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on December 21, 2014, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 20, 2014, 05:49:29 PM
Looks a bit like 'Apocalypse Now'....
Probably sounds like it, too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)


"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"


I wonder why he's so angry  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on December 21, 2014, 02:52:26 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)


"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"


I wonder why he's so angry  ;D
Oh my god, I love how one of the pieces is Impressions from Childhood.

Some childhood.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on December 21, 2014, 12:52:24 PM
Actually, when I got to listen to it, Impressions of childhood, despite its title, was a pretty dark piece.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"

I wonder why he's so angry  ;D

I don't know (and I don't want to know.)

To balance things out, here's a photo of George where he's not threatening to kill anyone:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

(Photo pinched from here (https://www.flickr.com/photos/peromaneste/9056610941/).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:46:14 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"

I wonder why he's so angry  ;D

That's the same guy who wrote this, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/v/UupPAfu6Ryk

[In a Sweet Old Lady voice:] "But he seemed so nice..."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 21, 2014, 01:47:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
I don't know (and I don't want to know.)

To balance things out, here's a photo of George where he's not threatening to kill anyone:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

(Photo pinched from here (https://www.flickr.com/photos/peromaneste/9056610941/).)
Hmm, are you sure that is a real photo? The head looks like it has been placed on the top of a different body....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 21, 2014, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
I don't know (and I don't want to know.)

To balance things out, here's a photo of George where he's not threatening to kill anyone:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

(Photo pinched from here (https://www.flickr.com/photos/peromaneste/9056610941/).)
Yeah, but is it a picture of him after he's killed someone?  >:D :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:54:09 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"

I wonder why he's so angry  ;D

Those eyes! Can't unsee!

Those eyes make me think that on the day of that photograph, George had been taking Salvador Dali pills...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/q85/s960x960/1487677_10152161181481042_1308011968_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on December 21, 2014, 01:58:43 PM
Enescu, IMHO, was a great, GREAT musician, but not really photogenic  >:(...

There's also this picture circulating in the web:

(http://www.fundatiadanvoiculescu.ro/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/George-Enescu-grav-bolnav-la-pat.jpg)
Caption: George Enescu gravely ill, in bed  ???
At this rate, we'll see this on a cover of some Enescu CD soon...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 02:04:29 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 21, 2014, 01:47:59 PM(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

Hmm, are you sure that is a real photo? The head looks like it has been placed on the top of a different body....

That's what I thought when I first saw it. (My very first thought was: "Has that been Photoshopped?")

I'm still not entirely sure that head belongs to the rest of that body. But maybe that's just the way George was. ("Good evening. No, please don't be alarmed. I would like to reassure you that not all composers look like me. None could be as handsome as the man you see before you. None could wear these clothes as stylishly. Or hold this scarf I am holding. This beautiful silk scarf. Wrapped tightly around my hands. As I move slowly towards you. Towards your neck. Your pretty, pretty neck...")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 02:05:35 PM
Quote from: ritter on December 21, 2014, 01:58:43 PM
Enescu, IMHO, was a great, GREAT musician, but not really photogenic  >:(...

There's also this picture circulating in the web:

(http://www.fundatiadanvoiculescu.ro/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/George-Enescu-grav-bolnav-la-pat.jpg)
Caption: George Enescu gravely ill, in bed  ???
At this rate, we'll see this on a cover of some Enescu CD soon...

For the sake of all humanity, I hope not.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 02:35:10 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 21, 2014, 01:51:10 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

Yeah, but is it a picture of him after he's killed someone?  >:D :laugh:

Thanks, Ken B, for making me laugh out loud at your comment. (I'm still chortling to myself.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on December 21, 2014, 05:52:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 01:35:10 PM
I don't know (and I don't want to know.)

To balance things out, here's a photo of George where he's not threatening to kill anyone:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GeorgeEnescu.jpg)

(Photo pinched from here (https://www.flickr.com/photos/peromaneste/9056610941/).)

look at that vein poppin outta his head!! ???

and is he wearing mascara in the first pic????????
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on December 21, 2014, 07:56:59 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 21, 2014, 01:51:10 PM
Yeah, but is it a picture of him after he's killed someone?  >:D :laugh:
Stealing my lines like always!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on December 21, 2014, 09:40:51 PM
Kontarsky & Kontarsky LLC have been the most trusted name in insurance law and/or funeral direction for over 30 years. Place your insurance needs and/or loved ones' corpses in safe hands.

(http://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/50/66/0002894776650_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Purusha on December 21, 2014, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: ritter on December 21, 2014, 01:58:43 PMbut not really photogenic  >:(...

He looked fine as a young man:

(http://www.autentici.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/composergeorgeenescu_94668400.jpg)

It is hard to be photogenic when your face is being ravaged by old age and illness.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 10:52:00 PM
Quote from: amw on December 21, 2014, 09:40:51 PM
Kontarsky & Kontarsky LLC have been the most trusted name in insurance law and/or funeral direction for over 30 years. Place your insurance needs and/or loved ones' corpses in safe hands.

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/519/MI0003519728.jpg)

Oh dear.

I suppose there could be a photo of the lads where they look more glum than they do here – but I doubt it.

I much prefer the image chosen for the reissue:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RWQHLhAvL._SY355_.jpg)

I think that particular cover is dreadful, but at least it doesn't have Messers Dreary and Downer looking at you.

By the way, here's a publicity photo of the chaps:

(http://www.aveclassics.net/_nw/15/05840901.png)

When I saw that photo I thought to myself, "Are these two even talking to each other?"

I don't know why, but DG used that photo of the two boys not even pretending to appear to be harmonious siblings for a cover:

(http://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400/110144.jpg)

These guys must be a nightmare for their management team. ("Are you sure you don't have any photos of them smiling? Really? Well, how about a photo where just one of them is smiling? No? Not at all?")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 21, 2014, 11:02:52 PM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

Quote from: EigenUser on December 21, 2014, 02:52:26 AMOh my god, I love how one of the pieces is Impressions from Childhood.

Some childhood.

Quote from: Abuelo Igor on December 21, 2014, 12:52:24 PMActually, when I got to listen to it, Impressions of childhood, despite its title, was a pretty dark piece.

Yep.

http://www.youtube.com/v/k6tGKrGckWk
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 22, 2014, 05:40:35 AM
Quote from: Purusha on December 21, 2014, 09:58:06 PM
He looked fine as a young man:

(http://www.autentici.ro/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/composergeorgeenescu_94668400.jpg)

He has that There, in the back row, that's the one I'll kill look.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 09:53:59 AM
(https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10419492_10152940866472743_999446591839893762_n.jpg?oh=2f4dfba855d800652acd6f2e4a46894c&oe=550859CD)

This just shouldn't exist.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Purusha on December 22, 2014, 01:29:25 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on December 20, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

It looks like he's flying with them. Off blast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 22, 2014, 01:43:35 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on December 20, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
Can you seriously tell me that this picture doesn't make it look like Stockhausen is flying four RC helicopters?
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/066/MI0001066230.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

(http://www.impdb.org/images/6/65/Apocalypse_Now_Huey11.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2014, 01:50:52 PM
Quote from: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 09:53:59 AM
(https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10419492_10152940866472743_999446591839893762_n.jpg?oh=2f4dfba855d800652acd6f2e4a46894c&oe=550859CD)

This just shouldn't exist.

When I saw that image my jaw actually dropped.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on December 22, 2014, 02:07:12 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on December 22, 2014, 01:43:35 PM
(http://www.impdb.org/images/6/65/Apocalypse_Now_Huey11.jpg)

Nope, Wagner... :D

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on December 22, 2014, 02:08:34 PM
Quote from: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 09:53:59 AM
(https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10419492_10152940866472743_999446591839893762_n.jpg?oh=2f4dfba855d800652acd6f2e4a46894c&oe=550859CD)

This just shouldn't exist.

You made that up, didn't you Bill? Seriously, someone needs to take Photoshop away from you!   :P

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on December 22, 2014, 02:13:21 PM
Quote from: amw on December 21, 2014, 09:40:51 PM
Kontarsky & Kontarsky LLC have been the most trusted name in insurance law and/or funeral direction for over 30 years. Place your insurance needs and/or loved ones' corpses in safe hands.

(http://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/50/66/0002894776650_600.jpg)

First thing that came to mind:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tpX_QkDQELQ/TTu4cUQ6mdI/AAAAAAAAAKc/w55VGgdLUh4/s1600/Morticia.jpg)

Can't be helped, I suppose. ::)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 02:15:31 PM
I wish I was making this up:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-with-Colonel-Sanders-/400826689278?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item5d5321e6fe
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 02:16:45 PM
And to make matters worse

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Eve-and-Christmas-Day-with-Colonel-Sanders-2-LPs-VG-cvrs-M-vinyl-/251756931352?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item3a9de1e918

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/D30AAOSwiCRUjeqO/$_12.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 22, 2014, 02:20:21 PM
Quote from: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 02:16:45 PM
And to make matters worse

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Eve-and-Christmas-Day-with-Colonel-Sanders-2-LPs-VG-cvrs-M-vinyl-/251756931352?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item3a9de1e918

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/D30AAOSwiCRUjeqO/$_12.JPG)

Finger-lickin' good!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 02:27:44 PM
Hey, it made the list of the worst 50 ever:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-50-worst-christmas-albums-of-all-time#.qmeWXzKvd
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 22, 2014, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: Bogey on December 22, 2014, 02:27:44 PM
Hey, it made the list of the worst 50 ever:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-50-worst-christmas-albums-of-all-time#.qmeWXzKvd

Missed one.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg)

Ha! The preview won't show it! Smart preview! Warning: Once seen this cannot be unseen. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 22, 2014, 08:54:52 PM
Quote from: amw on December 21, 2014, 09:40:51 PM
Kontarsky & Kontarsky LLC have been the most trusted name in insurance law and/or funeral direction for over 30 years. Place your insurance needs and/or loved ones' corpses in safe hands.

(http://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/50/66/0002894776650_600.jpg)

Yeah, I posted this one a couple years ago, with the same reference to funerals. :laugh:




Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on November 15, 2012, 01:53:00 PM
Happy times at the undertakers convention...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cxhoOlWCL._SL500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2014, 10:28:12 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 22, 2014, 02:52:26 PM
Missed one.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg)

Ha! The preview won't show it! Smart preview! Warning: Once seen this cannot be unseen. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/R2dHibDVMpI/AAAAAAAAGiA/WaSYA97htAI/s1600-h/gay.jpg)

I found it elsewhere.

Now you can see it. And not unsee it.

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/rx7driftjunkie/partygay.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
I've tried and tried (and tried), but...

I just don't get it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on December 23, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
I've tried and tried (and tried), but...

I just don't get it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)

It looks like he just pooped a scooter.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on December 23, 2014, 05:07:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
I've tried and tried (and tried), but...

I just don't get it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)

Even dogs listen to Debussy & Ravel?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 23, 2014, 05:12:06 PM
Ken B would say that Debussy and Ravel are the dogs.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on December 23, 2014, 05:16:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
I've tried and tried (and tried), but...

I just don't get it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)




An ear opening experience?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 06:59:01 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on December 23, 2014, 04:46:19 PM
It looks like he just pooped a scooter.

He he. I hadn't noticed that. Thanks, Perceptive Dancing Divertimentian.

Quote from: Moonfish on December 23, 2014, 05:07:19 PM
Even dogs listen to Debussy & Ravel?

Quite possibly.

Quote from: Todd on December 23, 2014, 05:16:16 PM
An ear opening experience?

Hmmm. I think we're entering bad pun territory*...

(*And no, that word isn't an excuse for someone to say "terrier-tory" just because Moonfish mentioned dogs.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on December 25, 2014, 01:05:23 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2014, 03:28:23 PM
I've tried and tried (and tried), but...

I just don't get it.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PzAFnozUL._SL1500_.jpg)

Me neither, but I quite like it. Actually one of the best covers I've seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 25, 2014, 07:00:47 AM
Quote from: Rinaldo on December 25, 2014, 01:05:23 AM
Me neither, but I quite like it. Actually one of the best covers I've seen.
Yes, there's nothing to get. It's appealing. I wonder if they have a series of such covers.
Glossa has several series with gorgeous flower sketches etc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 31, 2014, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2014, 10:28:12 PM
I found it elsewhere.

Now you can see it. And not unsee it.

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/rx7driftjunkie/partygay.jpg)

I have no wish to unsee it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on January 07, 2015, 01:01:46 PM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/HolstBoult.jpg)

Ahhh...I love the smell of my own name...


All credit for this find to 71 dB:

Quote from: 71 dB on January 07, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
Fabulous sonics maybe, but the cover art is ugly. Boult is sniffing his own name. Word "conducts" looks ridiculous. The colours are hidious, Holst must be sick since he is so green/yellow. Who designs these?  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 07, 2015, 03:38:40 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on January 07, 2015, 01:01:46 PM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/HolstBoult.jpg)

Ahhh...I love the smell of my own name...

All credit for this find to 71 dB:

Quote from: 71 dB on January 07, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
Fabulous sonics maybe, but the cover art is ugly. Boult is sniffing his own name. Word "conducts" looks ridiculous. The colours are hidious, Holst must be sick since he is so green/yellow. Who designs these?  ::)

All the cover designer had to do was:


I just noticed something: the word "conducts" is in a black box. That's some shoddy work there, cover designer.

Oh, and this is purely personal taste, but I would have preferred the titles of the work and the names of the orchestras to be all capital letters, as opposed to what they are there (known as "sentence case").

But overall, I think the cover could have been improved enormously with just a few little adjustments.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 07, 2015, 04:39:12 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on January 07, 2015, 01:01:46 PM
All credit for this find to 71 dB:

Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 07, 2015, 10:15:36 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on January 07, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000027QWB.01.L.jpg)

Fabulous sonics maybe, but the cover art is ugly. Boult is sniffing his own name. Word "conducts" looks ridiculous. The colours are hidious, Holst must be sick since he is so green/yellow.

With a bit of modification...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/BoultConductsHolst.jpg)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Tsaraslondon on January 12, 2015, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2014, 10:28:12 PM
I found it elsewhere.

Now you can see it. And not unsee it.

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/rx7driftjunkie/partygay.jpg)

Not sure what's supposed to be wrong with this CD cover. It's playing to its audience and is not inappropriate for a cover of disco megamixes.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 13, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
Quote from: Tsaraslondon on January 12, 2015, 11:52:10 PM
Not sure what's supposed to be wrong with this CD cover. It's playing to its audience and is not inappropriate for a cover of disco megamixes.

I thought the original poster of that cover was shocked because there was a buffed dude advertising classical music. Now that I'm looking at the text (something I hadn't done earlier), I can see that it has nothing to do with classical music.

I'm with you. What's the problem*?

(*Apart from Santa not looking the way he usually does. I recognise the hat, but the rest...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on January 13, 2015, 02:18:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 13, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
I thought the original poster of that cover was shocked because there was a buffed dude advertising classical music. Now that I'm looking at the text (something I hadn't done earlier), I can see that it has nothing to do with classical music.

I'm with you. What's the problem*?

(*Apart from Santa not looking the way he usually does. I recognise the hat, but the rest...)

This was a discussion following the Col Sanders album. What was the problem with Colonel Sanders? That wasn't a classical album either. If you can find the colonel cover tacky, despite its appropriteness for the target audience, why can't I find Chippendale Santa tacky?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 13, 2015, 03:03:29 PM
Quote from: Ken B on January 13, 2015, 02:18:19 PM
This was a discussion following the Col Sanders album. What was the problem with Colonel Sanders? That wasn't a classical album either. If you can find the colonel cover tacky, despite its appropriteness for the target audience, why can't I find Chippendale Santa tacky?

No reason at all. I find it very un-Christmassy too. It reminds me of all those "Sexy Santa" costumes that are available, all of which make me go "Huh?" Since when did Christmas become "sexy"? (Hint: Since it was discovered there was money to be made in it.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on January 13, 2015, 04:36:51 PM
As long as they don't sing "Jingle Balls", it seems fine to me  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on January 14, 2015, 03:10:35 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 13, 2015, 12:21:36 PM
I thought the original poster of that cover was shocked because there was a buffed dude advertising classical music. Now that I'm looking at the text (something I hadn't done earlier), I can see that it has nothing to do with classical music.


Like this one?

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/015/MI0001015615.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

there was a sequel:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bT6Qs5yCL.jpg)

I liked these covers.  Not enough to buy the CDs, though.

http://www.amazon.com/Out-Classics/dp/B000003FY3/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421237502&sr=8-1&keywords=out+classics

http://www.amazon.com/Out-Classics-2-Stepping/dp/B000003G16/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1421237566&sr=8-10&keywords=out+classics+2
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 14, 2015, 12:55:51 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on January 14, 2015, 03:10:35 AM
Like this one?

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/015/MI0001015615.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

there was a sequel:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bT6Qs5yCL.jpg)

I liked these covers.  Not enough to buy the CDs, though.

http://www.amazon.com/Out-Classics/dp/B000003FY3/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421237502&sr=8-1&keywords=out+classics

http://www.amazon.com/Out-Classics-2-Stepping/dp/B000003G16/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1421237566&sr=8-10&keywords=out+classics+2

The only problem I have with those albums is they're very bitty (i.e., having bits of classical music on them, instead of full works).

However, if I'm going to get picky (and I am), in the top cover I'd move the word "Out" a little to the right so it's more centred on the arm. (Record producer to graphic designers: "Hey guys, can you make it look like a tattoo?")

And in the bottom cover I'm not pleased the lady in the right photo had the top of her head cut off.

But back to the top cover. I'm a fan of black-and-white photography, and think that's a good photo (the wet skin and curves of the muscles are well-lit, and it's well-framed).

For me, the bottom cover's a bit of a mess – one photo's in focus, the other's out of focus (and blurred), and the three fonts aren't harmonious at all – but it's all down to personal choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on January 15, 2015, 06:47:44 AM
Wow! Stock of Astroglide went up 10% overnight? but how?... oh ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 24, 2015, 08:00:42 PM
Some room to breathe, please.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81deEm3XjmL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 24, 2015, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on January 24, 2015, 08:00:42 PM
Some room to breathe, please.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81deEm3XjmL._SL1500_.jpg)

Wow, that's the busiest cover I've seen in quite a while.

(A part of me is thinking Bernie's pointing at the graphic designer who came up with that cover. "You. Yes, you. Come here. I want to have a word with you about that cover...")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 24, 2015, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on January 24, 2015, 08:00:42 PM
Some room to breathe, please.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81deEm3XjmL._SL1500_.jpg)

The album designer: "I have so many ideas for this cover – and I'm going to use them all!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on January 24, 2015, 09:03:13 PM
One detail worth mentioning is Haitink's forehead in that cover :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 24, 2015, 10:25:30 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on January 24, 2015, 08:00:42 PM
Some room to breathe, please.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81deEm3XjmL._SL1500_.jpg)

Quote from: North Star on January 24, 2015, 09:03:13 PM
One detail worth mentioning is Haitink's forehead in that cover :D

I didn't even notice the top of his head was missing. I was too confused by everything else to see it (not being there). Thanks for spotting that, North Star.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on January 25, 2015, 01:15:16 PM
A sight of Haitink's forehead is worth a hundred baton indications  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 02:11:10 PM
(http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/321632667707_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)

I thought of two possibilities when I saw this cover:

1. Claudio's head was superimposed on the rest of the image.

or

2. The album designers were trying to make Claudio look like The Devil.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 04:33:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 02:11:10 PM
(http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/321632667707_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)

Quote from: George on January 25, 2015, 03:53:40 PM
or

3. In exchange for his services, Philips bought Arrau a lifetime membership at a local tanning salon.

Unfortunately, that tanning salon turned Claudio into a lobster.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on January 25, 2015, 05:10:37 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 04:33:10 PM
Unfortunately, that tanning salon turned Claudio into a lobster.

:D Indeed, it is hardly a good advertisement. For those of you who know American legislators, Arrau looks here like he went to the John Boehner School for Tans. Somewhat off-putting, I must say, that glow-in-the-dark kumquat look.  ::)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on January 25, 2015, 05:46:53 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on January 25, 2015, 05:10:37 PM
:D Indeed, it is hardly a good advertisement. For those of you who know American legislators, Arrau looks here like he went to the John Boehner School for Tans. Somewhat off-putting, I must say, that glow-in-the-dark kumquat look.  ::)

8)

No wonder! It says on the cover that he is imported from Europe!  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 25, 2015, 02:11:10 PM
(http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/321632667707_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on January 25, 2015, 05:46:53 PM
No wonder! It says on the cover that he is imported from Europe!  >:D

He certainly is. That "Imported from Europe" badge is even on his jacket. And there's something I didn't know: Claudio was made in the Netherlands.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on January 26, 2015, 12:10:00 AM
I absolutely love Feldman (including the piece in this recording), but this cover is truly atrocious. The combination of the background color and long coat makes him look like, well... a pimp.
(http://www.bridgerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/9446_cover-Copy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on January 26, 2015, 12:11:11 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on January 26, 2015, 12:10:00 AM
I absolutely love Feldman (including the piece in this recording), but this cover is truly atrocious.
Hah, beat me by two seconds. Feldman in da club...  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on January 26, 2015, 12:11:54 AM
Quote from: North Star on January 26, 2015, 12:11:11 AM
Hah, beat me by two seconds. Feldman in da club...  ::)
You were going to post this, too? Hahaha...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 12:18:07 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on January 26, 2015, 12:10:00 AM
I absolutely love Feldman (including the piece in this recording), but this cover is truly atrocious. The combination of the background color and long coat makes him look like, well... a pimp.
(http://www.bridgerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/9446_cover-Copy.jpg)

Or a spy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on January 26, 2015, 12:44:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 12:18:07 AM
Or a spy.

He is a Columbo wanna be....

(http://i2.cdnds.net/11/25/550w_peter_falk_through_years_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on January 26, 2015, 04:33:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 12:18:07 AM
Or a spy.
Combine the tropes.
The Spy Who Came In From The Purple Rain
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on January 26, 2015, 04:41:00 PM
It is very rare to see a Morton Feldman cover that isn't black and white. As far as background, I'm sure they were trying to match it with the color of his shirt. However, I've never thought of Morton Feldman as a pink shirt type of guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 05:01:20 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on January 26, 2015, 12:10:00 AM(http://www.bridgerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/9446_cover-Copy.jpg)

Quote from: Artem on January 26, 2015, 04:41:00 PM
It is very rare to see a Morton Feldman cover that isn't black and white. As far as background, I'm sure they were trying to match it with the color of his shirt. However, I've never thought of Morton Feldman as a pink shirt type of guy.

I also never thought of Morton appearing as shabby as any composer has ever appeared on a classical music album cover. What on Earth was the cover designer thinking when he/she chose that photo of him?

That really is an unflattering photo of a composer. It almost looks as if he was photographed coming out of a seedy establishment. ("Hey, what'd you take that photo for? I'm meant to be incognito.")

But the more I look at the cover, the more I think it's a mini-Morton Feldman swizzle stick floating in an enormous raspberry-flavoured slushy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on January 26, 2015, 09:18:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 05:01:20 PM
I also never thought of Morton appearing as shabby as any composer has ever appeared on a classical music album cover. What on Earth was the cover designer thinking when he/she chose that photo of him?

That really is an unflattering photo of a composer. It almost looks as if he was photographed coming out of a seedy establishment. ("Hey, what'd you take that photo for? I'm meant to be incognito.")

But the more I look at the cover, the more I think it's a mini-Morton Feldman swizzle stick floating in an enormous raspberry-flavoured slushy.
That isn't the issue really, as Morty always looks like that in every photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 10:24:39 PM
Quote from: North Star on January 26, 2015, 09:18:52 PM
That isn't the issue really, as Morty always looks like that in every photo.

I didn't know that. I know very little (Translation: nothing) about Morton Feldman.

But the next time his name pops up in conversation (Likelihood: zero), I can pretend to know everything about him and casually mentions this: "Of course, everyone knows his full name is Morton 'Shabby' Feldman."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on January 26, 2015, 10:51:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 10:24:39 PM
I didn't know that. I know very little (Translation: nothing) about Morton Feldman.

But the next time his name pops up in conversation (Likelihood: zero), I can pretend to know everything about him and casually mentions this: "Of course, everyone knows his full name is Morton 'Shabby' Feldman."

https://www.youtube.com/v/2_K0L1bW6Rk
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 11:06:33 PM
Quote from: North Star on January 26, 2015, 10:51:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/v/2_K0L1bW6Rk

Thanks, North Star. I'm listening to it now.

So I'm guessing Morton isn't known as a tunesmith. More a "Let's have lots of static sounds" kind of guy.

When does the marching band come in?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on January 27, 2015, 12:01:13 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 11:06:33 PM
Thanks, North Star. I'm listening to it now.

So I'm guessing Morton isn't known as a tunesmith. More a "Let's have lots of static sounds" kind of guy.

When does the marching band come in?
The last part -- 21:25. :D

Feldman's about as static as it gets. But, he does it so well. His music breathes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 27, 2015, 01:55:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/v/2_K0L1bW6Rk

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 26, 2015, 11:06:33 PM
Thanks, North Star. I'm listening to it now.

So I'm guessing Morton isn't known as a tunesmith. More a "Let's have lots of static sounds" kind of guy.

When does the marching band come in?

Quote from: EigenUser on January 27, 2015, 12:01:13 AM
The last part -- 21:25. :D

Excellent.

I must admit that's the quietest marching band I've ever heard.

Quote from: EigenUser on January 27, 2015, 12:01:13 AMFeldman's about as static as it gets. ...

As well as all those Holy Minimalists (I'm looking at you, Arvo Pärt...).

Quote from: EigenUser on January 27, 2015, 12:01:13 AM... But, he does it so well. His music breathes.

That's pretty slow breathing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on January 27, 2015, 02:04:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 27, 2015, 01:55:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/v/2_K0L1bW6Rk

Excellent.

I must admit that's the quietest marching band I've ever heard.

As well as all those Holy Minimalists (I'm looking at you, Arvo Pärt...).

That's pretty slow breathing.
Indeed ;D :laugh:. It is very organic sounding. As far as that quality goes, I relate it (of all people) to Bartok.

Actually, I never thought about that comparison with Holy Minimalists. Interesting...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 31, 2015, 04:46:20 PM
Quote from: George on January 31, 2015, 01:30:30 PM
When you get a second, I sent you a Personal Message.

No problem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on February 01, 2015, 01:41:08 PM
Well, what do you know..

(http://i57.tinypic.com/2ekkvh3.jpg)

(and the disc itself is pretty good as well)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on February 01, 2015, 02:30:35 PM
From that angle it looks like a 3D image, as if the dog's ear is sticking out of the cover's surface.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on February 01, 2015, 06:42:05 PM
It looks like the Decca symbol is an evil spirit....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510WcC4dxfL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on February 01, 2015, 10:06:15 PM
 I quite love this one.  When not playing Bach they make 1970s Satanic S&M videos.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71VwucJRo7L._SX522_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on February 01, 2015, 10:29:25 PM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on February 01, 2015, 10:06:15 PM
I quite love this one.  When not playing Bach they make 1970s Satanic S&M videos.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71VwucJRo7L._SX522_.jpg)

Hmm, yes, are those claw marks in the upper left corner....?     >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on February 01, 2015, 10:33:33 PM
Hmm, did the Denon team run out of time before issuing the cd?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/317ZSBKJP6L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 01, 2015, 11:07:19 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on February 01, 2015, 10:33:33 PM
Hmm, did the Denon team run out of time before issuing the cd?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/317ZSBKJP6L.jpg)

Oh dear.

I just noticed: there's a white square in that white square.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 01, 2015, 11:09:30 PM
Just in case you were looking for a better quality cover:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qCnmT1pk-Yg/VIP_1Ndh7dI/AAAAAAAAVlQ/qZu_G0Nhhf8/s1600/01.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2015, 04:27:22 PM
Time to fire up the ol' thread again. (The last post was in February.)

I just saw this cover, and was immediately annoyed:

(http://christiannestotijn.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/owl1.jpg) (http://www.warnerclassics.com/release/4839921,5054196393755/christianne-stotijn-if-the-owl-calls-again)

I love owls, and I love black-and-white photography, but for a classical music album cover I think that photo is pretty shoddy.

For a start (and it's a very big start), the artist (http://www.christiannestotijn.com/) has her eyes closed. Grrr.

For another start (this is a smaller start), when I looked at the photo properly (i.e., more than spending two seconds being annoyed by the artist's closed eyes) I noticed the lens flares scattered about the image. Grrr.

At least on the back cover her eyes are open:

(http://www.muziekweb.nl/COVER/LARGE/BACK/DAX6410.jpg)

But still: Grrr.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on March 27, 2015, 09:40:57 AM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on February 01, 2015, 10:06:15 PM
I quite love this one.  When not playing Bach they make 1970s Satanic S&M videos.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71VwucJRo7L._SX522_.jpg)

Very funny.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on March 27, 2015, 07:51:01 PM
I don't know if this counts for this thread, but I thought it was mildly amusing:

[asin]B00SRVBV0C[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 27, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
Quote from: Pat B on March 27, 2015, 07:51:01 PM
I don't know if this counts for this thread, but I thought it was mildly amusing:

[asin]B00SRVBV0C[/asin]

Excellent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 11, 2015, 01:30:14 AM
Saw this on the listening thread. It looks like Crumb decided to take a selfie while stepping outside to get the Sunday paper before breakfast.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oqwZnVjmL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 11, 2015, 01:30:14 AM
Saw this on the listening thread. It looks like Crumb decided to take a selfie while stepping outside to get the Sunday paper before breakfast.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oqwZnVjmL._SX425_.jpg)
The entire Crumb series is like that. I think he must have pissed off a graphic designer somewhere.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450f96ae4b0866138cc6170/1414593116453/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+15?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450fcf8e4b0681b92f5bf0f/1414593841098/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+13?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/545274d1e4b05f91a2ebab25/1414690024840/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+6?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527534e4b062dfa3d11fea/1414690139557/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+5?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527474e4b008f3c58b7143/1414689953043/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+7?format=300w)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:52:41 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 11, 2015, 01:30:14 AM
Saw this on the listening thread. It looks like Crumb decided to take a selfie while stepping outside to get the Sunday paper before breakfast.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oqwZnVjmL._SX425_.jpg)

Hmm, the neighborhood in the background looks very familiar. Denmark?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:58:13 AM
Quote from: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
The entire Crumb series is like that. I think he must have pissed off a graphic designer somewhere.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450f96ae4b0866138cc6170/1414593116453/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+15?format=100w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450fcf8e4b0681b92f5bf0f/1414593841098/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+13?format=100w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/545274d1e4b05f91a2ebab25/1414690024840/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+6?format=100w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527534e4b062dfa3d11fea/1414690139557/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+5?format=100w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527474e4b008f3c58b7143/1414689953043/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+7?format=100w)

Personally, I thought that the DG Boulez compilations were just as bad. Or do you like them?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ggs-Tf5AL.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71fd-5ms4UL._SL1400_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rWGvcTtyL._SL1188_.jpg) etc etc

Surely these are approved by the composer or conductor before they are released? IMHO these are awful covers and give me a feeling of that a high degree of narcissism is involved.....  I prefer art rather than people on the covers for some reason. A good example would be the Bantock releases!!!  8)
What do you think?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 11, 2015, 12:05:25 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:58:13 AM
Personally, I thought that the DG Boulez compilations were just as bad. Or do you like them?

Surely these are approved by the composer or conductor before they are released? IMHO these are awful covers and give me a feeling of that a high degree of narcissism is involved.....  I prefer art rather than people on the covers for some reason. A good example would be the Bantock releases!!!  8)
What do you think?
The Boulez covers are much, much better than those Crumb covers. And yes, they're still rather bad - the Complete Works is the best of them, thanks to the dark background. The Bartók one is the best presentation of the legendary comb-over. . .

Hyperion in general is very good, but I don't mind covers that aren't landscape paintings. ECM's covers for Pärt Tabula Rasa, Silvestrov Silent Songs, etc are really nice too, for example.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 12:08:32 PM
Quote from: North Star on April 11, 2015, 12:05:25 PM
The Boulez covers are much, much better than those Crumb covers. And yes, they're still rather bad - the Complete Works is the best of them, thanks to the dark background. The Bartók one is the best presentation of the legendary comb-over. . .



You are right, Karlo! They are better. I suspect that this mostly is due to the skill of the photographer taking the portraits. However, I still think they are a bit too bland and involve way too much narcissism.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 11, 2015, 12:36:47 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 12:08:32 PM
[the Boulez covers evince] way too much narcissism.

*spews mouthful of coffee*

Then they belong in the excellent cover art thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 12:40:08 PM
Quote from: Ken B on April 11, 2015, 12:36:47 PM
*spews mouthful of coffee*

Then they belong in the excellent cover art thread.
Perhaps in a parallel universe....  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on April 11, 2015, 02:04:26 PM
Quote from: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527474e4b008f3c58b7143/1414689953043/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+7?format=300w)

This one is especially awful. The black-and-white Crumb was obviously cut-and-pasted from a different picture!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on April 11, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:58:13 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rWGvcTtyL._SL1188_.jpg) etc etc
I imagine Boulez making this face when reading topics about himself on this message board.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Artem on April 11, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
I imagine Boulez making this face when reading topics about himself on this message board.
Nah!
More like this...
(http://v020o.popscreen.com/eGdsNzBuMTI=_o_pierre-boulez---semaine-du-son-2011.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 11, 2015, 03:20:43 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on April 11, 2015, 02:04:26 PM
This one is especially awful. The black-and-white Crumb was obviously cut-and-pasted from a different picture!

I'm not convinced. I think maybe it's the sepia-like color which has been processed here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on April 11, 2015, 03:46:55 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 02:44:21 PM
Nah!
More like this...
(http://v020o.popscreen.com/eGdsNzBuMTI=_o_pierre-boulez---semaine-du-son-2011.jpg)
;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 11, 2015, 07:05:53 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:52:41 AM
Hmm, the neighborhood in the background looks very familiar. Denmark?
So weird to even imagine that could be a neighborhood.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on April 12, 2015, 01:43:07 AM
Quote from: Ken B on April 11, 2015, 03:20:43 PM
I'm not convinced. I think maybe it's the sepia-like color which has been processed here.

  I agree.  That's a very easy effect.  Also, why cut and paste together two such unimpressive photos? 

    The horrible font, as well as its color and layout also doom this cover. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 12, 2015, 02:15:48 AM
Quote from: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450f96ae4b0866138cc6170/1414593116453/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+15?format=300w)
I personally find this one to be the worst. It reminds me of that awful Milton Babbitt cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 12, 2015, 02:30:42 AM
The "What were they thinking???" approach to George Crumb covers also extends to DVDs:

(http://media.al.com/mhuebner/photo/baddogjpg-aba280a8dba94604_large.jpg) (http://blog.al.com/mhuebner/2009/12/dvd_offers_unique_look_into_ge.html)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on April 12, 2015, 03:17:42 AM
I have a dozen Crumb CDs from different labels. Let's face it, he ain't a pretty boy and never really looked that good in any photo.  Fortunately, he composed great music.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Don't blame the photographer/graphic designer.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on April 12, 2015, 03:48:48 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on April 11, 2015, 11:58:13 AM
Personally, I thought that the DG Boulez compilations were just as bad. Or do you like them?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rWGvcTtyL._SL1188_.jpg) etc etc

Surely these are approved by the composer or conductor before they are released? IMHO these are awful covers and give me a feeling of that a high degree of narcissism is involved.....  I prefer art rather than people on the covers for some reason. A good example would be the Bantock releases!!!  8)
What do you think?





This is probably a post of little interest, but I've decided to go ahead with it just in case anyone might find it worthy of considering in any case.

I used to enjoy kind of 'reverse engineering' photos. I still do it from time to time, but mostly with cinematography. Here's what I know about this cover.

The black and white photo of this cover started life as a colour photo. I'm sure of that. And more exactly, there's been a lot of blue or green in the original - or at a stretch, purple. Also, they must have had him sitting on a black carpet or someone holding something that has sucked up reflections from the key light that's on camera axis and roughly overhead, but the catchlights (amongst other things) don't indicate that the light(s) are gridded...so where is all that light going? Hmmm...
And the clumsy effect of where he's been cut from the original image has left his comb over as smooth as a billiard ball, whereas in real life you're going to have many flyaway hairs there.

The biggest issue with the design of the cover is (IMO) that being a 'found' photo (one that they have probably already the rights for or have paid for)  whoever put it together has failed to take into account the focal length of the lens. It's fairly long (by contemporary standards) and so his character filled face has been rendered kind of flat. If there were objects or a background in the photo they too would all be pulled and pushed to a certain extent and as a whole all the elements together would be relatively coherent. But instead we have the 'Boulez' text placed behind him and the 'Bartok' in front - and its bad practice to do that with such a 'flat' depiction.

I'm no longer surprised to see this kind of work on the product of larger clients, because as time passes there are less and less people involved in the process who know what they're doing, and frankly, even less who give a sh*t.


edit:

(http://i.imgur.com/HcH4Gkb.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 12, 2015, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: NikF on April 12, 2015, 03:48:48 AM




This is probably a post of little interest, but I've decided to go ahead with it just in case anyone might find it worthy of considering in any case.

I used to enjoy kind of 'reverse engineering' photos. I still do it from time to time, but mostly with cinematography. Here's what I know about this cover.

The black and white photo of this cover started life as a colour photo. I'm sure of that. And more exactly, there's been a lot of blue or green in the original - or at a stretch, purple. Also, they must have had him sitting on a black carpet or someone holding something that has sucked up reflections from the key light that's on camera axis and roughly overhead, but the catchlights (amongst other things) don't indicate that the light(s) are gridded...so where is all that light going? Hmmm...
And the clumsy effect of where he's been cut from the original image has left his comb over as smooth as a billiard ball, whereas in real life you're going to have many flyaway hairs there.

The biggest issue with the design of the cover is (IMO) that being a 'found' photo (one that they have probably already the rights for or have paid for)  whoever put it together has failed to take into account the focal length of the lens. It's fairly long (by contemporary standards) and so his character filled face has been rendered kind of flat. If there were objects or a background in the photo they too would all be pulled and pushed to a certain extent and as a whole all the elements together would be relatively coherent. But instead we have the 'Boulez' text placed behind him and the 'Bartok' in front - and its bad practice to do that with such a 'flat' depiction.

I'm no longer surprised to see this kind of work on the product of larger clients, because as time passes there are less and less people involved in the process who know what they're doing, and frankly, even less who give a sh*t.


edit:

(http://i.imgur.com/HcH4Gkb.jpg)

Fascinating! Thank you.  It is one thing to know a thing is bad, and quite another to knnow why.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on April 12, 2015, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 12, 2015, 07:00:45 AM
Fascinating! Thank you.  It is one thing to know a thing is bad, and quite another to knnow why.

You're welcome. And while I'm not  a fount/font of all knowledge or (shudders) an arbiter of good taste, it's cool that you found it interesting. Thanks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 12, 2015, 03:09:19 PM
Quote from: NikF on April 12, 2015, 09:56:05 AM
You're welcome. And while I'm not  a fount/font of all knowledge or (shudders) an arbiter of good taste, it's cool that you found it interesting. Thanks.

Me too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 12, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: NikF on April 12, 2015, 03:48:48 AM

This is probably a post of little interest, but I've decided to go ahead with it just in case anyone might find it worthy of considering in any case.

I used to enjoy kind of 'reverse engineering' photos. I still do it from time to time, but mostly with cinematography. Here's what I know about this cover.

The black and white photo of this cover started life as a colour photo. I'm sure of that. And more exactly, there's been a lot of blue or green in the original - or at a stretch, purple. Also, they must have had him sitting on a black carpet or someone holding something that has sucked up reflections from the key light that's on camera axis and roughly overhead, but the catchlights (amongst other things) don't indicate that the light(s) are gridded...so where is all that light going? Hmmm...
And the clumsy effect of where he's been cut from the original image has left his comb over as smooth as a billiard ball, whereas in real life you're going to have many flyaway hairs there.

The biggest issue with the design of the cover is (IMO) that being a 'found' photo (one that they have probably already the rights for or have paid for)  whoever put it together has failed to take into account the focal length of the lens. It's fairly long (by contemporary standards) and so his character filled face has been rendered kind of flat. If there were objects or a background in the photo they too would all be pulled and pushed to a certain extent and as a whole all the elements together would be relatively coherent. But instead we have the 'Boulez' text placed behind him and the 'Bartok' in front - and its bad practice to do that with such a 'flat' depiction.

I'm no longer surprised to see this kind of work on the product of larger clients, because as time passes there are less and less people involved in the process who know what they're doing, and frankly, even less who give a sh*t.

edit:

(http://i.imgur.com/HcH4Gkb.jpg)

This is the largest version of the original photo I can find. (Click on it to reveal the photo in all its 960 x 1397 glory.)

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez.jpg)

I must admit that I'm not keen on how the lighting made Pierre's hair the same colour as the background. I prefer the image in black-and-white.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20grayscale.jpg)

That's better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on April 13, 2015, 05:12:38 AM
Quote from: NikF on April 12, 2015, 03:48:48 AM

This is probably a post of little interest...

[asin]B002DZX958[/asin]

Yours is a post of lotsa interest!! I'm one of those you complain about - someone with a tenth (on a good day!) of your photographic, layout, design and production skills working on the margins and paid accordingly.  Fortunately, I've other sources of income!  ;D

Agreed, the DG Boulez-Bartók is not a great or particularly inspired cover; I'm not fond of it either.  But it's commercial art, where the bottom line is the bottom line.  How many units (a word both manufacturers and retailers are curiously fond of) does it sell?  Whatever its faults, it is, at least, an effective cover. Certainly not so ill-conceived that it turns listeners away from a purchase, like many seen in this thread.  On the contrary, it proclaims what it is simply, boldly, unequivocally.  Boulez fans might be drawn to it.  It was put together with some intelligence : using the same font for Boulez and Bartók declares a kinship or partnership that comes across on the disk.   The three-staged effect of Boulez-Portrait-Bartók puts the composer respectfully up-front in a way that registers unconsciously.  The parallel lines formed by Boulez's left hand and the acute accent of the Hungarian ó, whether happy accident or purposeful bit of flair, suggests - again - that the listener is in good hands with Boulez (btw, he usually conducts with his hands).  Poor as the photos is, DG may have have prized it for Boulez's grandfatherly smile - he's usually photographed as l'homme sérieux.  Who knows?- for the many who are afraid of Bartók - they are legion - that gentle smile may have reassured them into a purchase. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on April 13, 2015, 09:22:55 AM
Quote from: springrite on April 12, 2015, 03:17:42 AM
I have a dozen Crumb CDs from different labels. Let's face it, he ain't a pretty boy and never really looked that good in any photo.  Fortunately, he composed great music.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Don't blame the photographer/graphic designer.  ;)

Crumb may not be very photogenic, but those are poor photos even by amateur standards. The graphic design is not much better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 16, 2015, 10:09:12 PM
Quote from: Pat B on April 13, 2015, 09:22:55 AM
Crumb may not be very photogenic, but those are poor photos even by amateur standards. The graphic design is not much better.

I think the photos of George are fine. It's the design of the covers that make me wince.

As far as I'm aware, album covers are usually supposed to pique the interest of the potential listener, engendering a response along the lines of "That looks interesting – I'd like to hear what's on the album." But I reckon those covers would do a pretty good job of repelling anyone who went near them.

Quote from: EigenUser on April 11, 2015, 01:30:14 AM
Saw this on the listening thread. It looks like Crumb decided to take a selfie while stepping outside to get the Sunday paper before breakfast.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51oqwZnVjmL._SX425_.jpg)

Quote from: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
The entire Crumb series is like that. I think he must have pissed off a graphic designer somewhere.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450f96ae4b0866138cc6170/1414593116453/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+15?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450fcf8e4b0681b92f5bf0f/1414593841098/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+13?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/545274d1e4b05f91a2ebab25/1414690024840/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+6?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527534e4b062dfa3d11fea/1414690139557/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+5?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527474e4b008f3c58b7143/1414689953043/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+7?format=300w)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 16, 2015, 11:04:13 PM
I don't know if these covers qualify as "worst artwork", but they sure do annoy me.

The Martha Argerich and Friends Live From Lugano series all feature covers with Martha in black-and-white on a coloured background.

Why?

Why is Martha in black-and-white but the background is in colour?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LiQIRaGZL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival/dp/B00J2C8I8S)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QzdMXOjaL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B00QFNUBX2)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71KLgRjaOPL._SL1417_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Live-Lugano/dp/B007O5FAH2)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81gUCMoepZL._SL1417_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival/dp/B00BK40QOA)

I think all the covers before 2010 were fine...

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/925/MI0002925787.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival-Chamber/dp/B00330UX9M)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/190/MI0001190180.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B001QW79FU)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/165/MI0001165338.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-2007-Martha-Argerich/dp/B0013D8K1E)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/145/MI0001145727.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B000VOC0P8)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/123/MI0001123389.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festivals-Martha-Argerich/dp/B000FHYI3S)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/108/MI0001108907.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-at-Lugano-Festivals-2002-2004/dp/B0009LNQV0)

...so I'm slightly mystify by the complete change in the look.

What happened?

My guess is some young, hotshot graphic designer was hired in 2010 and immediately decided, "Those old covers are stale. We need to freshen them up!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on April 16, 2015, 11:14:37 PM
The Argerich/Lugano series went from tolerably ugly to really ugly...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on April 17, 2015, 12:17:27 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on April 16, 2015, 11:14:37 PM
The Argerich/Lugano series went from tolerably ugly to really ugly...
I ordered some of the albums (the new ones) last year and had them delivered to my office. They were lying there on my desk and a colleague (who's not into classical) couldn't help exclaiming "God, are these covers ugly!" when he saw them... :D

Well, I think the new one is a bit better, though:

(http://i.prs.to/t_200/warnerclassics2564613460.jpg)
Scheduled for relaese in mid-May.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 17, 2015, 01:05:25 AM
Quote from: ritter on April 17, 2015, 12:17:27 AM
I ordered some of the albums (the new ones) last year and had them delivered to my office. They were lying there on my desk and a colleague (who's not into classical) couldn't help exclaiming "God, are these covers ugly!" when he saw them... :D

The thing that gets me about the new covers is that they're in colour, but Martha's in black-and-white. It hurts my brain trying to figure out why any graphic designer would do that.

Quote from: ritter on April 17, 2015, 12:17:27 AMWell, I think the new one is a bit better, though:

(http://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/400/63/1/3/438.jpg)

Scheduled for release in mid-May.

I suppose the new one is better (Warner have hired a new graphic designer perhaps?), but one thing that annoys me about that cover – and, now that I think about it, all the other covers as well – is that the series is supposed to be about Martha and her friends, but on every cover we only see Martha.

Where are Martha's friends?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 17, 2015, 03:08:41 AM
Hey, wait a minute... The photos of Martha for 2009 and 2011 are the same. Egad!*

(*Sorry about the swearing there.)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 16, 2015, 11:04:13 PM
I don't know if these covers qualify as "worst artwork", but they sure do annoy me.

The Martha Argerich and Friends Live From Lugano series all feature covers with Martha in black-and-white on a coloured background.

Why?

Why is Martha in black-and-white but the background is in colour?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LiQIRaGZL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival/dp/B00J2C8I8S)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QzdMXOjaL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B00QFNUBX2)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71KLgRjaOPL._SL1417_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Live-Lugano/dp/B007O5FAH2)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81gUCMoepZL._SL1417_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival/dp/B00BK40QOA)

I think all the covers before 2010 were fine...

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/925/MI0002925787.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Argerich-Friends-Lugano-Festival-Chamber/dp/B00330UX9M)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/190/MI0001190180.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B001QW79FU)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/165/MI0001165338.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-2007-Martha-Argerich/dp/B0013D8K1E)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/145/MI0001145727.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festival-Martha-Argerich/dp/B000VOC0P8)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/123/MI0001123389.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-Lugano-Festivals-Martha-Argerich/dp/B000FHYI3S)

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/108/MI0001108907.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Live-at-Lugano-Festivals-2002-2004/dp/B0009LNQV0)

...so I'm slightly mystify by the complete change in the look.

What happened?

My guess is some young, hotshot graphic designer was hired in 2010 and immediately decided, "Those old covers are stale. We need to freshen them up!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 17, 2015, 04:33:42 AM
Quote from: George on April 17, 2015, 03:36:17 AM
The black and white hides her age. And the color background spices thing up?
It most certainly doesn't hide her age, on the contrary, I'd say. And yes, the combination with the colour background is hideous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 17, 2015, 02:53:02 PM
Quote from: George on April 17, 2015, 03:36:17 AM
The black and white hides her age. And the color background spices thing up?

Quote from: North Star on April 17, 2015, 04:33:42 AM
It most certainly doesn't hide her age, on the contrary, I'd say. And yes, the combination with the colour background is hideous.

It baffles me completely. I can't see it from any point of view – whether it be an aesthetic point of view (i.e., "It looks good"), an ageist point of view (i.e., "She's old"), a sexist point of view (i.e, "She's a girl"), or even a graphic-designer's point of view (i.e., "It's fresh! It's bold! It's now!").

I don't get it at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 01:44:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 17, 2015, 02:53:02 PM
It baffles me completely. I can't see it from any point of view – whether it be an aesthetic point of view (i.e., "It looks good"), an ageist point of view (i.e., "She's old"), a sexist point of view (i.e, "She's a girl"), or even a graphic-designer's point of view (i.e., "It's fresh! It's bold! It's now!").

I don't get it at all.
Try the honest view. "We get old, and this is how it looks". Classical music for me always have been about truth, however much agents and publicity agents tries to con us that it's about beauty and timelessness.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 18, 2015, 02:20:41 AM
Quote from: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 01:44:01 AM
Try the honest view. "We get old, and this is how it looks". Classical music for me always have been about truth, however much agents and publicity agents tries to con us that it's about beauty and timelessness.
Shoddy lighting and monochrome against a colour background will make a four-year-old look ancient.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 03:54:51 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 18, 2015, 02:20:41 AM
Shoddy lighting and monochrome against a colour background will make a four-year-old look ancient.
That is true of course. I'm not saying these covers are good, just that the fat that Martha dares show that she's old and don't give a damn rates highly with me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 18, 2015, 05:18:17 AM
Quote from: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 03:54:51 AM[T]he fa[c]t that Martha dares show that she's old and don't give a damn rates highly with me.
Agreed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 18, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
Quote from: George on April 17, 2015, 03:36:17 AM
The black and white hides her age. And the color background spices thing up?

Quote from: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 01:44:01 AM
Try the honest view. "We get old, and this is how it looks". Classical music for me always have been about truth, however much agents and publicity agents tries to con us that it's about beauty and timelessness.

Quote from: North Star on April 18, 2015, 02:20:41 AM
Shoddy lighting and monochrome against a colour background will make a four-year-old look ancient.

Quote from: The new erato on April 18, 2015, 03:54:51 AM
That is true of course. I'm not saying these covers are good, just that the fact that Martha dares show that she's old and don't give a damn rates highly with me.

Quote from: North Star on April 18, 2015, 05:18:17 AM
Agreed.

I don't see it from any of those perspectives at all. I simply can't understand why a black-and-white photo of a person would be placed on a coloured background. For me, it just doesn't compute. (It'd be like someone sitting a tomato on top of a banana and saying, "So, what do you think?")

Incidentally, it's the same with those Pierre Boulez covers elsewhere in this thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg883279.html#msg883279):

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71fd-5ms4UL._SL1400_.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg883279.html#msg883279)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rWGvcTtyL._SL1188_.jpg) (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg883279.html#msg883279)

Black-and-white person, everything else colour.

Huh?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 18, 2015, 06:16:55 PM
Now* Sony are messin' about with Pierre Boulez album covers.

This is weird:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC6jkcYVIAE4srS.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Pierre-Boulez-Complete-Columbia-Collection/dp/B00JAOK44O)

Didn't the graphic designer like the original background?

(*Although Amazon.com says (http://www.amazon.com/Pierre-Boulez-Complete-Columbia-Collection/dp/B00JAOK44O) the album was released on November 24, 2014, I only found out about it a few minutes ago on Twitter (https://twitter.com/LimelightEd/status/589588450724089856).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 18, 2015, 06:25:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 18, 2015, 06:16:55 PM
Now* Sony are messin' about with Pierre Boulez album covers.

This is weird:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC6jkcYVIAE4srS.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Pierre-Boulez-Complete-Columbia-Collection/dp/B00JAOK44O)

Didn't the graphic designer like the original background?

Never mind the background. Did the designer not like the top of Pierre's head?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 18, 2015, 10:01:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 18, 2015, 06:16:55 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC6jkcYVIAE4srS.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Pierre-Boulez-Complete-Columbia-Collection/dp/B00JAOK44O)

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 18, 2015, 06:25:53 PM
Never mind the background. Did the designer not like the top of Pierre's head?

That's another thing I don't like: bits of people getting chopped off in photos. Grrr.

If Sony are going to remove the top of Pierre's head, why not remove his forehead too?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20cropped%201.jpg)


Or cut off his ear?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20cropped%202.jpg)


Or just do away with his eyes?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20cropped%203.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 19, 2015, 09:32:29 AM
Either his tie is more important than the top of his head or he's just self-conscious about how his hairline looked (if he was somehow even in any way involved in deciding the cover).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 19, 2015, 11:22:24 AM
Not CD/LP artwork, but this thread reminded me of how much I hated the Boosey & Hawkes sheet music cover art for many of Bartok's pieces. The picture is uncomfortably close and the yellow tint doesn't help. At all. I imagine that Peter would have a problem with this. Here is my collection of works with this cover:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/a790cn3rbl3o2x8/Photo%20Apr%2019%2C%203%2001%2047%20PM.jpg)

Messiaen's publisher Alphonse-Leduc can go either way. They can put out some of the most stunning, beautiful, and original cover art ever (Des Canyons aux Etoiles), or they can make a cover so uninspired that they may have well just used one of those office file folders:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/keh9a4gwkhki7iv/Photo%20Apr%2019%2C%203%2002%2036%20PM.jpg)

I seriously wish I could frame the art for Canyons..., though. It fits the music perfectly. Reminds me of what the slow movement would look like if it was a painting instead of music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 19, 2015, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 19, 2015, 11:22:24 AM
Not CD/LP artwork, but this thread reminded me of how much I hated the Boosey & Hawkes sheet music cover art for many of Bartok's pieces. The picture is uncomfortably close and the yellow tint doesn't help. At all. I imagine that Peter would have a problem with this. Here is my collection of works with this cover:
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bartok.jpg)

Yep. That shade of yellow makes me queasy. And the oversized face of Béla doesn't help at all.

Incidentally, my standard response to the alarmingly frequent practice of cropping people in photos is: No, no, no, no, no.

Quote from: EigenUser on April 19, 2015, 11:22:24 AMMessiaen's publisher Alphonse-Leduc can go either way. They can put out some of the most stunning, beautiful, and original cover art ever (Des Canyons aux Etoiles), or they can make a cover so uninspired that they may have well just used one of those office file folders:
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Canyons.jpg)

I seriously wish I could frame the art for Canyons..., though. It fits the music perfectly. Reminds me of what the slow movement would look like if it was a painting instead of music.

The difference between the two Messiaen covers is amazing. The one on the left is so attractive, but the one on the right looks like something I wouldn't want to read. At all. Ever. (It looks like a technical manual from the 1950s.)

By the way (Extreme Trivia Alert): The carpet we have is almost exactly the same as yours. Although my charming companion doesn't like it ("It's too grey!"), whenever I look at it I think of koala fur.

Our carpet:

(http://a-z-animals.com/media/animals/images/original/koala9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 19, 2015, 06:25:16 PM
Quote from: Greg on April 19, 2015, 09:32:29 AM
Either his tie is more important than the top of his head or he's just self-conscious about how his hairline looked (if he was somehow even in any way involved in deciding the cover).

Yep, I don't think Pierre was consulted.

("We need a photo of that Boulez fellow for the cover of his new 1960s box set. What old photos do we have? That one? OK. That'll do. Will it fit? It won't? Well, let's just take a bit off the top... There, now it fits.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 20, 2015, 01:21:16 PM
I don't have Photoshop, but you can see what my intention was.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 20, 2015, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 20, 2015, 01:21:16 PM
I don't have Photoshop, but you can see what my intention was.
Yet another appearance of Janet Leigh!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on April 20, 2015, 02:14:39 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 20, 2015, 01:21:16 PM
I don't have Photoshop, but you can see what my intention was.
Bunuel?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 20, 2015, 01:21:16 PM
I don't have Photoshop, but you can see what my intention was.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/boulez.jpg)

Splendid.

But if you really want to mess up that cover...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20cropped%204.jpg)

Highlights:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 20, 2015, 05:46:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 04:00:38 PM
Splendid.

But if you really want to mess up that cover...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Pierre%20Boulez%20cropped%204.jpg)

Highlights:

  • The Sony Classical logo as an eyepatch
  • Pierre's name as a moustache
  • The name of the album on Pierre's lips
  • General disregard for Pierre Boulez
I'm dying of laughter...

maybe they should have done that for the George Crumb CD's.  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: Greg on April 20, 2015, 05:46:55 PM
I'm dying of laughter...

maybe they should have done that for the George Crumb CD's.  >:D

I'm happy to do what I can to continue the tradition of awful George Crumb album covers.

Now, let me see if I can find some photos of George...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 20, 2015, 06:05:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 05:57:03 PM
I'm happy to do what I can to continue the tradition of awful George Crumb album covers.

Now, let me see if I can find some photos of George...
And so it begins.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 07:10:52 PM
Quote from: Greg on April 20, 2015, 06:05:38 PM
And so it begins.  :D

Yes it does.

I thought I'd go gentle on George to begin with:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Crummy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 20, 2015, 07:22:07 PM
That's actually better than the real Crumb covers. Much better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 20, 2015, 07:39:19 PM
Nice, now you just need the complete list of performers covering his face (maybe even the whole cover besides the top).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: Greg on April 20, 2015, 07:39:19 PM
Nice, now you just need the complete list of performers covering his face (maybe even the whole cover besides the top).

Can do.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Crummy%202.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on April 20, 2015, 08:20:22 PM
Be careful, I may actually die from all of this laughter. And then you'd be a murderer!   >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: Greg on April 20, 2015, 08:20:22 PM
Be careful, I may actually die from all of this laughter. And then you'd be a murderer!   >:D

Nooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 01:36:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 08:15:44 PM
Can do.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Crummy%202.jpg)
This is hilarious! Half-violin?! :laugh:

I agree that the original you did was far better than the actual Crumb covers (except for the title, haha).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2015, 03:05:29 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 01:36:15 AM
This is hilarious! Half-violin?! :laugh:

I had originally thought of it as a half-size violin, but then I thought to myself, "Maybe it's half a violin." Someone can play half a violin, can't they? It only has two strings. Easy.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Half%20Violin.png)

Quote from: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 01:36:15 AMI agree that the original you did was far better than the actual Crumb covers (except for the title, haha).

That pun was just begging to be used.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 05:33:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2015, 03:05:29 AM
I had originally thought of it as a half-size violin, but then I thought to myself, "Maybe it's half a violin." Someone can play half a violin, can't they? It only has two strings. Easy.
I was thinking like 1st violin part, 2nd violin part, 1/2 violin part.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Here's one that I've been listening to a lot. If Boulez put a white sheet over his head, he could be a ghost for Halloween.

[asin]B000001GYX[/asin]

I think it is because both of his hands are up at the same height.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2015, 05:41:17 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Here's one that I've been listening to a lot. If Boulez put a white sheet over his head, he could be a ghost for Halloween.

[asin]B000001GYX[/asin]

I think it is because both of his hands are up at the same height.

Excellent. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. Oooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2015, 06:02:26 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 21, 2015, 10:50:50 AM
Here's one that I've been listening to a lot. If Boulez put a white sheet over his head, he could be a ghost for Halloween.

[asin]B000001GYX[/asin]

Or...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Messiaen%20Boulez%20Marionette.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jubal Slate on April 21, 2015, 06:03:31 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on April 22, 2015, 12:00:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2015, 06:02:26 PM
Or...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Messiaen%20Boulez%20Marionette.jpg)
Boulez conducts Petroushka!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on April 22, 2015, 12:09:39 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on April 22, 2015, 12:00:03 AM
Boulez conducts Petroushka!
...better than some people here are conducting themselves.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on April 22, 2015, 07:16:09 AM
Quote from: North Star on April 20, 2015, 07:22:07 PM
That's actually better than the real Crumb covers. Much better.

+1.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Same CD, I have trouble deciding whether the front or back is worse:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71MLlGID7tL._SX425_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rDxyIRXGL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 28, 2015, 04:36:17 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Same CD, I have trouble deciding whether the front or back is worse:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rDxyIRXGL._SX425_.jpg)

My vote is for the back. How close to the wall are they?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Same CD, I have trouble deciding whether the front or back is worse:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71MLlGID7tL._SX425_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rDxyIRXGL._SX425_.jpg)

Worse? My vote is for the front cover.  That's one of the most un-casual photos of two musicians I've ever seen. (Photographer: "OK, let's have you two looking as relaxed as possible, as if you're just having a conversation." Rattle: "I don't know if we can do that. We don't know each other that well." Brendel: "I've only met Mr. Rattle professionally. We've never met socially. Will that lack of natural rapport show up in the photograph?" Photographer: "Of course not, boys! You'll look like old friends. Trust me!")

As for the back cover, it looks as if the photo was taken at a completely different photoshoot, and that annoys me a little. (I like consistency in album artwork.) I'm only slightly bothered by the chaps being so close to the wall/backdrop. A part of me (i.e., the slightly bothered part) thinks the back cover photo makes it look like the two lads have been sent to the naughty corner, and were told to face the wall.

What I would have preferred for the front and back covers is clichéd, but... I'd keep the back cover as is, and for the front have the reverse – i.e., the guys sitting in their chairs, facing the camera.

I found this from (what I think is) the back cover photo session, and although they're not facing the camera I think it's much better than the current front cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beethoven%20-%20Piano%20Concertos%20Brendel%20Rattle%20front.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on May 28, 2015, 05:50:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 05:45:44 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beethoven%20-%20Piano%20Concertos%20Brendel%20Rattle%20front.jpg)
Looks like they removed the big, giant cupid heart in the middle.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 05:55:35 PM


Quote from: Greg on May 28, 2015, 05:50:15 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beethoven%20-%20Piano%20Concertos%20Brendel%20Rattle%20front.jpg)

Looks like they removed the big, giant cupid heart in the middle.

Awww.

(Confession: I hadn't thought of that. Now I'm picturing them leaning forward slowly and kissing. It's love!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:00:20 PM
Speaking of photos featuring a soloist named Alfred and a conductor named Simon, I think this is ideal:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/048/MI0001048290.jpg)

I don't like the tops of their heads being cut off, but I adore that photo. The composition! The musician placement (soloist in front)! The black-and-white-ness!

Another reason I adore that photo is that it reminds me of:

(http://d817ypd61vbww.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/tile/image/WithTheBeatles_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Brian over in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg895625.html#msg895625) (Hi, Brian!) posted this in amongst a batch of albums:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61i7rVbKaGL._SL1000_.jpg)

I'm sure the performances and recording are all splendid and worthy and marvellous etc., but my first thought was:

"Hey, leave that flower alone! What did that flower ever do to you?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 28, 2015, 06:20:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Brian over in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg895625.html#msg895625) (Hi, Brian!) posted this in amongst a batch of albums:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61i7rVbKaGL._SL1000_.jpg)

I'm sure the performances and recording are all splendid and worthy and marvellous etc., but my first thought was:

"Hey, leave that flower alone! What did that flower ever do to you?"

It got Royal Fireworksed?

Also, I just realized, isn't Music for the Royal Fireworks like 20 minutes long? What's the rest of the CD?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:33:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Brian over in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg895625.html#msg895625) (Hi, Brian!) posted this in amongst a batch of albums:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61i7rVbKaGL._SL1000_.jpg)

I'm sure the performances and recording are all splendid and worthy and marvellous etc., but my first thought was:

"Hey, leave that flower alone! What did that flower ever do to you?"

Quote from: Brian on May 28, 2015, 06:20:40 PMIt got Royal Fireworksed?

It got pestered. In a major way.

Quote from: Brian on May 28, 2015, 06:20:40 PMAlso, I just realized, isn't Music for the Royal Fireworks like 20 minutes long? What's the rest of the CD?

The rest of the album (you can hear it on Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/album/1zZamoOQ9fjfCsfb3Kxu2V)) contains three concertos* a due cori (HWV332-334).


(*Or "concerti" if you want to get pedantic.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on May 28, 2015, 06:49:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Brian over in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg895625.html#msg895625) (Hi, Brian!) posted this in amongst a batch of albums:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61i7rVbKaGL._SL1000_.jpg)

I'm sure the performances and recording are all splendid and worthy and marvellous etc., but my first thought was:

"Hey, leave that flower alone! What did that flower ever do to you?"
That one looks very unpleasant. It's like someone had a bad case of stomach ache.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 06:07:56 PM
Brian over in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg895625.html#msg895625) (Hi, Brian!) posted this in amongst a batch of albums:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61i7rVbKaGL._SL1000_.jpg)

I'm sure the performances and recording are all splendid and worthy and marvellous etc., but my first thought was:

"Hey, leave that flower alone! What did that flower ever do to you?"

So spelling it "MUSICK" adds some sort of old-world feeling the performance? I hate gimmicks like that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 28, 2015, 08:01:58 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 07:21:18 PM
So spelling it "MUSICK" adds some sort of old-world feeling the performance? I hate gimmicks like that.

(http://s2.imslp.org/images/thumb/pdfs/37/73871e3057fab10e1829759d43c22a8f5b644de5.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 08:25:49 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 07:21:18 PM
So spelling it "MUSICK" adds some sort of old-world feeling the performance? I hate gimmicks like that.

Yeah, I'm not keen on that either, going all "Olde Worlde" with words when they may not have been written that way to begin with.

Why not have "Fire-Workes", as it was written on an etching (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RoyalFireworks.jpg) from the time of the work?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Illustration%20of%20Fire-Workes%20on%20the%20Thames%2015%20May%201749%20detail.jpg)

That's in the top part of this:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Illustration%20of%20Fire-Workes%20on%20the%20Thames%2015%20May%201749.jpg)



Update:

Brian posted this (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg896504.html#msg896504):

(http://s2.imslp.org/images/thumb/pdfs/37/73871e3057fab10e1829759d43c22a8f5b644de5.png)

Hmm... When was that particular score published? In 1749 – or some time later? Time to investigate...

According to IMSLP (http://imslp.org/wiki/Music_for_the_Royal_Fireworks,_HWV_351_%28Handel,_George_Frideric%29) (where that image came from), that particular score was published in 1788. Was it fashionable to write "Musick" in 1788? Or was it "Musick" in 1749 as well?

Also on that IMSLP page, there is another score of the same work, and it simply says "Firework - Music". That's from 1884.

(http://s2.imslp.org/images/thumb/pdfs/ed/1131efb3784989c022fabb086f5256ae06d2d59e.png)

The more I look, the less clear this is becoming.



Update 2:

Elsewhere on that IMSLP page (http://imslp.org/wiki/Music_for_the_Royal_Fireworks,_HWV_351_%28Handel,_George_Frideric%29) are other scores. From a PDF of one of them (http://petrucci.mus.auth.gr/imglnks/usimg/7/7e/IMSLP102210-PMLP12548-handel_fireworks_339614013.pdf) (which is undated) I extracted two images:

Front page
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Fireworks%20Music%20score%201.jpg)

Inside
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Fireworks%20Music%20score%202.jpg)

Even in the same score the spelling isn't consistent. ("Roÿal Firewors"? Huh? And it's the first time I've ever seen oboes written as "Hoboys".)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on May 28, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Hoboys derives from hautbois, the Francophone way to say oboe.

The 18th century still had not quite standardized orthography.  Which is why you might see music, musick, and musicke all on the same page.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 09:44:57 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on May 28, 2015, 09:25:25 PM
Hoboys derives from hautbois, the Francophone way to say oboe.

The 18th century still had not quite standardized orthography.  Which is why you might see music, musick, and musicke all on the same page.

I'd seen plenty of hautbois, but never hoboys.

"Hoboys" is my new favourite word.

https://www.youtube.com/v/apgL0QcoXIc
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2015, 10:51:16 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on May 28, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
Same CD, I have trouble deciding whether the front or back is worse:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71MLlGID7tL._SX425_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71rDxyIRXGL._SX425_.jpg)

And in the Weird Photos Of Alfred Department we have:

(http://www.bruceduffie.com/brendel5.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 29, 2015, 09:34:04 PM
Giant plant ball eats house?




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MeD7cp3DL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2015, 11:06:05 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on May 29, 2015, 09:34:04 PM
Giant plant ball eats house?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MeD7cp3DL.jpg)

I've just spent that last half-hour trying to find out where that tree is, but no amount of image searching is letting me know.

I think that's one of the least appropriate classical music album covers I've seen. Precisely what a spherical tree with metal leaves situated next to a white building has to do with Brahms, or clarinets, or even the musicians involved, is a complete mystery to me.

By the way, my least favourite aspect of that front cover is the bit of the white building in the bottom left of the photo.

My second-least favourite thing about the album cover is the text touching the border on the left side. To quote Arrested Development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrested_Development_%28TV_series%29), "No touching!"

https://www.youtube.com/v/_LEJ6tZI7_k

Oh, and here's the back cover:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eqHgZ3MbL._SX450_.jpg)

Where is that?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2015, 05:24:50 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/8123TbuaOEL._SL1350_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Trios-Brahms/dp/B000003GI7)

That is apparently a real cover. I don't believe it, but Amazon.com is selling it (http://www.amazon.com/Trios-Brahms/dp/B000003GI7).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on May 30, 2015, 06:17:26 AM
Having only been back posting here for a few weeks, I hadn't caught up on this fun thread until this morning. Nothing much to add, except that a few pages ago there was much bemusement and hilarity at a picture of an incandescent, bulging-eyed Enescu:

Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)


"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"


I wonder why he's so angry  ;D

Sorry to be tedious and factual, but that picture is found in Neol Malcom's biography of Enescu, and apparently shows the composer imitating the actor Mounet-Sully in the role of Oedipus (of course, Enescu's masterpiece is the opera Oedipe, so it's clearly something close to the heart for him). I googeld up a fewimages of ounet-Sull - it looks like Enescu wasn't a bad impressionist, either, down to the bulging eyes, so perhaps we can add that to his enormous list of accomplishments:

(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-clichc3a9-de-ms-par-carjat.jpg)(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-les-hommes-du-jour-nc2b0-207-du-6-jan-1911.jpg)(http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/LX/JeanMounetSullyOedipus.jpg)


As for this thread, nothing else to add at this point except....

(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/b7/81/003581b7_medium.jpeg)

Pop will eat itself, indeed....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2015, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Luke on May 30, 2015, 06:17:26 AM
Having only been back posting here for a few weeks, I hadn't caught up on this fun thread until this morning. Nothing much to add, except that a few pages ago there was much bemusement and hilarity at a picture of an incandescent, bulging-eyed Enescu:

Quote from: Sergeant Rock on December 21, 2014, 02:41:17 AM
(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

"You son of a bitch. I kill you!!!"

I wonder why he's so angry  ;D

Sorry to be tedious and factual, but that picture is found in Neol Malcom's biography of Enescu, and apparently shows the composer imitating the actor Mounet-Sully in the role of Oedipus (of course, Enescu's masterpiece is the opera Oedipe, so it's clearly something close to the heart for him). I googeld up a fewimages of ounet-Sull - it looks like Enescu wasn't a bad impressionist, either, down to the bulging eyes, so perhaps we can add that to his enormous list of accomplishments:

(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-clichc3a9-de-ms-par-carjat.jpg)(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-les-hommes-du-jour-nc2b0-207-du-6-jan-1911.jpg)(http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/LX/JeanMounetSullyOedipus.jpg)

As for this thread, nothing else to add at this point except....

(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/b7/81/003581b7_medium.jpeg)

Pop will eat itself, indeed....

I'm glad you're back, Luke.

Okey dokey. I'd like to mention a few things...

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/may2014/51MXRK0JZvL.jpg)

Thanks for explaining Mr. Enescu's bug-eyed, freakin'-me-right-out facial expression.



(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-clichc3a9-de-ms-par-carjat.jpg)(http://mounetsully.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/mounet-sully-les-hommes-du-jour-nc2b0-207-du-6-jan-1911.jpg)

I can't find a comparable photo, but the guy on the left reminds me a lot of Tim Curry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Curry). And I like how the guy on the right is looking askance at the guy on the left.



(http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/LX/JeanMounetSullyOedipus.jpg)

Judging by the blood on his clothing, I don't think anybody liked him.



And as for pop eating itself...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Besombes%20Rizet%20-%20Pocircle.jpg)

The thing that bothers me about that cover is not the unfortunate positioning of the people on it. It's the text. I'm not keen on how the white was left inside the lettering.

For me, the worst case of pop eating itself is this:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Mew%20-%20And%20The%20Glass%20Handed%20Kites.jpg)

That's an album by Danish prog rock band Mew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mew_(band)). It's called And The Glass Handed Kites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_the_Glass_Handed_Kites), and it was released in 2005.

I like the album, but that's one of the worst album covers I've ever seen. And the more you look at it, the worse it gets.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on May 30, 2015, 05:38:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2015, 11:06:05 PM
I've just spent that last half-hour trying to find out where that tree is, but no amount of image searching is letting me know.

I think that's one of the least appropriate classical music album covers I've seen. Precisely what a spherical tree with metal leaves situated next to a white building has to do with Brahms, or clarinets, or even the musicians involved, is a complete mystery to me.

By the way, my least favourite aspect of that front cover is the bit of the white building in the bottom left of the photo.

My second-least favourite thing about the album cover is the text touching the border on the left side. To quote Arrested Development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrested_Development_%28TV_series%29), "No touching!"

https://www.youtube.com/v/_LEJ6tZI7_k

Oh, and here's the back cover:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eqHgZ3MbL._SX450_.jpg)

Where is that?
In Vienna. It is the Secession Building.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2015, 06:14:33 PM
Quote from: Artem on May 30, 2015, 05:38:48 PM
In Vienna. It is the Secession Building.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Artem. Trying to discover the identity of that building was doin' me head in.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/20080215-18_Wenen_(017).jpg) (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Secession)

Vienna Secession (http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_Secession)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MeD7cp3DL.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eqHgZ3MbL._SX450_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 30, 2015, 06:59:11 PM
That was some good fun! Thanks, everybody! :)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 31, 2015, 04:47:00 AM
Well, that tells you what it has to do with Brahms, then. It's a building in Vienna, and it's of the right time period for late Brahms. Completed in the year of his death.

Maybe we could save the cranky "what has it to do with Brahms" comments about how it's a completely inappropriate classical music cover until AFTER the facts have been researched?

Or at least say "whoops, sorry" afterwards!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on May 31, 2015, 04:57:50 AM
Yes, and now that I know what that image is, it makes a lot of sense, as a choice of subject at least. The actual design, that is, the lack of visible context and the confusing perspective made it hard to work out what was going on - was it a composite image? what was up with the scale? - but now it makes me think of all those old questions of Brahms the conservative/progressive/Janus-figure, questions which are particularly important in these late masterpieces.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 31, 2015, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: orfeo on May 31, 2015, 04:47:00 AM
Well, that tells you what it has to do with Brahms, then. It's a building in Vienna, and it's of the right time period for late Brahms. Completed in the year of his death.

Maybe we could save the cranky "what has it to do with Brahms" comments about how it's a completely inappropriate classical music cover until AFTER the facts have been researched?

Or at least say "whoops, sorry" afterwards!

Orfeo: I don't think anyone was thinking about how the image on the cover related to Brahms. I think Luke was concerned (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg896727.html#msg896727) about an enormous tree ball eating a building, and I was just keen on knowing where it was.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MeD7cp3DL.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eqHgZ3MbL._SX450_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on May 31, 2015, 09:00:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 31, 2015, 07:43:07 PM
Orfeo: I don't think anyone was thinking about how the image on the cover related to Brahms.

Yes, I was simply focused on how bad the cover was. That's the point of this thread. If we need a thread for "Hidden Meanings In Bad CD Cover Designs" then someone needs to make one! :D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 31, 2015, 09:45:35 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on May 31, 2015, 09:00:47 PM
Yes, I was simply focused on how bad the cover was. That's the point of this thread. If we need a thread for "Hidden Meanings In Bad CD Cover Designs" then someone needs to make one! :D

Looking for hidden meanings would probably make my head hurt.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 01, 2015, 01:49:53 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 31, 2015, 07:43:07 PM
Orfeo: I don't think anyone was thinking about how the image on the cover related to Brahms.

Maybe you should read your own post again, as you've clearly forgotten it!

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2015, 11:06:05 PM
I think that's one of the least appropriate classical music album covers I've seen. Precisely what a spherical tree with metal leaves situated next to a white building has to do with Brahms, or clarinets, or even the musicians involved, is a complete mystery to me.

If you weren't thinking about it, it's very impressive that you managed to write about an issue you weren't thinking about. You even managed to put it first in your list of issues you weren't thinking about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 01, 2015, 03:12:27 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 01, 2015, 01:49:53 AM
Maybe you should read your own post again, as you've clearly forgotten it!

Er, yep.

Quote from: orfeo on June 01, 2015, 01:49:53 AMIf you weren't thinking about it, it's very impressive that you managed to write about an issue you weren't thinking about. You even managed to put it first in your list of issues you weren't thinking about.

Oops. Sorry about that, orfeo. (Note to self: Read what you've typed, Peter.)

Well, at least I now know what a giant tree ball has to do with Brahms.

Thanks, Big O, for helping to clarify my cloudy (and thoroughly unreliable) mind.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on June 02, 2015, 08:44:22 PM
I couldn't find a smaller version of this. Sorry.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vFnK8OAyoz8/VWqbWRMmfbI/AAAAAAAAAYk/W87uYiPKFn0/s1600/cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 03, 2015, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on June 02, 2015, 08:44:22 PM
I couldn't find a smaller version of this. Sorry.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vFnK8OAyoz8/VWqbWRMmfbI/AAAAAAAAAYk/W87uYiPKFn0/s1600/cover.jpg)

Well, Copland was gay.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 03, 2015, 03:11:50 PM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on June 02, 2015, 08:44:22 PM
I couldn't find a smaller version of this. Sorry.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vFnK8OAyoz8/VWqbWRMmfbI/AAAAAAAAAYk/W87uYiPKFn0/s1600/cover.jpg)

I must admit that I'm not bothered by this cover at all. Well, not totally. The only things that bother me are pretty insignificant, such as the diagonal text (I'm not a fan of diagonal text), the pink text touching David and Gerard's hair, and the word "conductor" clashing with the chrome on the clarinet (which, in The Grand Scheme Of Things, is nothin').

That's about it. Everything else says "fun!" to me. Especially the bow ties. I don't know why, but I keep focusing on those bow ties.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 03, 2015, 06:58:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 03, 2015, 03:11:50 PM
I must admit that I'm not bothered by this cover at all. Well, not totally. The only things that bother me are pretty insignificant, such as the diagonal text (I'm not a fan of diagonal text), the pink text touching David and Gerard's hair, and the word "conductor" clashing with the chrome on the clarinet (which, in The Grand Scheme Of Things, is nothin').

That's about it. Everything else says "fun!" to me. Especially the bow ties. I don't know why, but I keep focusing on those bow ties.
Text shooting out of the soloist's head is odd.
But the oddest thing to me is the placement of the EMI logo,  the label label.  Usually tucked into a corner but here prominently emblazoned on the conductor's tux.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 01:04:27 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 03, 2015, 06:58:36 PM
Text shooting out of the soloist's head is odd.

Yep. (It's as if David is thinking: "Quiet City, Dance Panels...")

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 03, 2015, 06:58:36 PMBut the oddest thing to me is the placement of the EMI logo, the label label. Usually tucked into a corner but here prominently emblazoned on the conductor's tux.

I didn't even notice the EMI logo until you mentioned it. Now that you have mentioned it, I'm noticing it. Wow, that's large. And its placement is bizarre, as if the graphic designer was determined to make that logo a part of Gerard's suit. (Graphic Designer: "Can we make it bigger? No? That's as big as we can make it? Are you sure?")

For me, the sensible place to put the logo is in the bottom left (and make it smaller). But it would still be a part of Gerard's clothing. I'll see what I can do about that. Time to fire up the graphics editing program.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vFnK8OAyoz8/VWqbWRMmfbI/AAAAAAAAAYk/W87uYiPKFn0/s1600/cover.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 05:39:51 PM
Here's a modified version of that Copland cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified.jpg)

Corrections:

1) The pink text is no longer touching David and Gerard's hair (because the text ain't there anymore).

2) David is now thinking about Quiet City and Dance Panels.

3) The EMI logo is a much more sensible size and tucked away in the bottom right corner.

4) The clarinet chrome that was bothering the text has been removed to make the text clearer.

Here's the original for comparison:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 11:49:52 PM
For Martha Argerich album covers, I reckon they don't get much worse than this:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Argerich%20Gitlis%20-%20Works%20for%20Piano%20and%20Orchestra.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Argerich3-Gitlis-Beethoven-Haydn-Schumann-Franck-Debussy/release/4220851)

I've seen some pretty awful covers featuring Martha (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg884924.html#msg884924), but that one takes it to a new level of "What???".

(I found that cover whilst lurking in this post (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,16315.msg526550.html#msg526550) on this very forum.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 05, 2015, 12:08:53 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 03, 2015, 06:58:36 PM
But the oddest thing to me is the placement of the EMI logo

The oddest thing is David's and Gerard's positioning. It's as if they were having... ummm, never mind.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 12:39:50 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 05, 2015, 12:08:53 AM
The oddest thing is David's and Gerard's positioning. It's as if they were having... ummm, never mind.  ;D ;D ;D

The way I put it is: They're having fun. Wearing bow ties.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 01:05:51 AM
Yuuuuuuck.

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B004UBB3EW.01.L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B004UBB3EW)

It looks to me like someone was a bit too enthusiastic with the "Oil Paint" Filter in Photoshop.

(Image found in this post (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,16315.msg590801.html#msg590801).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 05, 2015, 02:08:32 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 01, 2015, 01:49:53 AM
Maybe you should read your own post again, as you've clearly forgotten it!

If you weren't thinking about it, it's very impressive that you managed to write about an issue you weren't thinking about. You even managed to put it first in your list of issues you weren't thinking about.
Stop ruining our fun!

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 11:49:52 PM
For Martha Argerich album covers, I reckon they don't get much worse than this.
I disagree. It is horrible, but at least they were trying to be "artsy". This, however, there is just no excuse for:
[asin]B000001G4S[/asin]
Most of these are screwed up due to some poor or over-creative graphic designer, but this is the opposite.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 03:00:19 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 05, 2015, 02:08:32 AM
I disagree. It is horrible, but at least they were trying to be "artsy". This, however, there is just no excuse for:
[asin]B000001G4S[/asin]
Most of these are screwed up due to some poor or over-creative graphic designer, but this is the opposite.

Wow. That is one of the least flattering photos of a musician I have ever seen.

Possible Scenario Regarding The Photo 1: Somebody took a photo of Martha watching another musician play, but she wasn't enjoying the other musician's performance all that much.

Possible Scenario Regarding The Photo 2: Martha was at a party, and not very interested in the conversation that the people near her were having. The photographer took a photo of the moment, and decided to crop out the other people, leaving an image of Martha being uninterested in the other people who aren't in the photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 05, 2015, 05:35:48 AM
Possible Scenario 3: She doesn't give a shit what people think about her looks, she's interested in how they think she sounds.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 05, 2015, 07:33:16 AM
Quote from: George on June 05, 2015, 07:27:24 AM
Martha at her least flattering is still hot.

Agree, and I like her expression. Of course it's not a good photo. The arm is chopped off awkwardly for one thing (like the mistake I made with a photo of Mrs. Rock I posted recently). But she looks good.


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 05, 2015, 08:40:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 05:39:51 PM
Here's a modified version of that Copland cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified.jpg)

Corrections:

1) The pink text is no longer touching David and Gerard's hair (because the text ain't there anymore).

2) David is now thinking about Quiet City and Dance Panels.

3) The EMI logo is a much more sensible size and tucked away in the bottom right corner.

4) The clarinet chrome that was bothering the text has been removed to make the text clearer.

Well and if we want it to look actually decent, lets straighten that text and include the names of the other works under Clarinet Concerto. Copland's name on a single row, of course.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 04:52:55 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 05, 2015, 08:40:46 AM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified.jpg)

Well and if we want it to look actually decent, lets straighten that text and include the names of the other works under Clarinet Concerto. Copland's name on a single row, of course.

Okey dokey.

I've straightened the text:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified%20with%20straightened%20title.jpg)

Your other suggestions might take a while, but we'll get there.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on June 05, 2015, 04:58:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 04, 2015, 11:49:52 PM
For Martha Argerich album covers, I reckon they don't get much worse than this:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Argerich%20Gitlis%20-%20Works%20for%20Piano%20and%20Orchestra.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Argerich3-Gitlis-Beethoven-Haydn-Schumann-Franck-Debussy/release/4220851)

I've seen some pretty awful covers featuring Martha (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg884924.html#msg884924), but that one takes it to a new level of "What???".

(I found that cover whilst lurking in this post (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,16315.msg526550.html#msg526550) on this very forum.)

Is the cross to ward away vampires? 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 05, 2015, 04:58:46 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 04:52:55 PM
Okey dokey.

I've straightened the text:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified%20with%20straightened%20title.jpg)

Your other suggestions might take a while, but we'll get there.
I wonder what it would look like if Quiet City and Dance Panels were hoizontal where Schwarz's name is, and Schwartz's name were in the bubble.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 05, 2015, 05:09:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 04:52:55 PM
Okey dokey.

I've straightened the text:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified%20with%20straightened%20title.jpg)

Your other suggestions might take a while, but we'll get there.

A good start ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 05, 2015, 08:40:46 AM
Well and if we want it to look actually decent, lets straighten that text and include the names of the other works under Clarinet Concerto. Copland's name on a single row, of course.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 04:52:55 PM
Okey dokey.

I've straightened the text:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified%20with%20straightened%20title.jpg)

Your other suggestions might take a while, but we'll get there.

We got there:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified%203.jpg)

I couldn't quite get the titles of the other works to fit comfortably under the "Clarinet Concerto" text (they would have been way too small). So I put 'em where I put 'em.

Here's the original to see how far it's strayed from what it looked like in the first place:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YJX6L25dL._SL500_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Copland-Clarinet-Concerto-Panels-Theatre/dp/B00000DNJ9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 05, 2015, 05:25:16 PM
The way Shifrin is surrounded by the text is a bit disturbing, but still this is an improvement. Smaller font for 'Clarinet Concerto', ditch Copland's first name, find a decent photo of the two artists and it's approaching a decent cover ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 05, 2015, 05:25:16 PM
The way Shifrin is surrounded by the text is a bit disturbing, but still this is an improvement. Smaller font for 'Clarinet Concerto', ditch Copland's first name, find a decent photo of the two artists and it's approaching a decent cover ;D

How's this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on June 05, 2015, 06:52:58 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 05, 2015, 02:08:32 AM
[asin]B000001G4S[/asin]
It looks like she's channeling Clara Schuman's mood or look, exhausted but still going on. It's not too bad. Was that photo take while she was playing?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 05, 2015, 07:11:37 PM
As good as it will be without changing the photo. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 08:46:49 PM
Quote from: Artem on June 05, 2015, 06:52:58 PM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001G4S.01.L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000001G4S)

It looks like she's channeling Clara Schuman's mood or look, exhausted but still going on. It's not too bad. Was that photo take while she was playing?

Quote from: North Star on June 05, 2015, 07:11:37 PM
As good as it will be without changing the photo. :)

I'm not especially keen on that extended arm.

I prefer this:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Schumann%20-%20Kinderszenen%20Kreisleriana%20Argerich%20-%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 05, 2015, 08:50:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 08:46:49 PM
I'm not especially keen on that extended arm.
I see I left out the quotation - I was referring to your commendable efforts with the Copland cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 05, 2015, 08:57:21 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 05, 2015, 02:08:32 AM
Stop ruining our fun!
I disagree. It is horrible, but at least they were trying to be "artsy". This, however, there is just no excuse for:
[asin]B000001G4S[/asin]
Most of these are screwed up due to some poor or over-creative graphic designer, but this is the opposite.

Don't donate this one to the suicide prevention clinic. Zowie.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 05, 2015, 08:50:45 PM
I see I left out the quotation - I was referring to your commendable efforts with the Copland cover.

Thanks.

I like the two chappies (a.k.a. "Dave 'n' Ger") on the Copland cover. They look like they enjoyed each other's company during the photo shoot. As opposed to a glum Martha Argerich all on her own in a room with no decor.

Fun:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Copland%20-%20Music%20For%20The%20Theatre%20modified_1.jpg)



Not Fun:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Schumann%20-%20Kinderszenen%20Kreisleriana%20Argerich%20-%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 05, 2015, 10:15:09 PM
Copland is no longer associated with the disco era, I see. Or the movie "Flashdance".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 11:14:37 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 05, 2015, 10:15:09 PM
Copland is no longer associated with the disco era, I see. Or the movie "Flashdance".

I'm afraid both of those comments were too cryptic for me. (Either that or I'm too obtuse to understand the references.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 12:03:16 AM
Hmmmm....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71LmcP2PacL._SL1128_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 06, 2015, 12:25:01 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 12:03:16 AM
Hmmmm....

I can't really imagine a violinist lying on the floor in formal wear with his violin. But I don't know if it really deserves to be in this thread.

Quote from: amw on April 11, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
The entire Crumb series is like that. I think he must have pissed off a graphic designer somewhere.

(http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450f96ae4b0866138cc6170/1414593116453/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+15?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/5450fcf8e4b0681b92f5bf0f/1414593841098/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+13?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/545274d1e4b05f91a2ebab25/1414690024840/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+6?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527534e4b062dfa3d11fea/1414690139557/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+5?format=300w) (http://static1.squarespace.com/static/512b83d3e4b01fa674908bc3/t/54527474e4b008f3c58b7143/1414689953043/Complete+George+Crumb+Edition%2C+Vol.+7?format=300w)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 06, 2015, 12:41:30 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 11:14:37 PM
I'm afraid both of those comments were too cryptic for me. (Either that or I'm too obtuse to understand the references.)

The pink writing on the original seemed rather disco to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 12:57:06 AM
I don't know if we had this (not going through 100 pages) but they look extremely uncomfortable.

[asin]B00004YZ35[/asin]

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 02:46:51 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71LmcP2PacL._SL1128_.jpg)

Quote from: North Star on June 06, 2015, 12:25:01 AM
I can't really imagine a violinist lying on the floor in formal wear with his violin. But I don't know if it really deserves to be in this thread.

Lying down? In formal wear? And looking like he's about to lick his bow?

That easily fits in the "Worst looking CD/LP artwork" category for me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 02:51:38 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 05, 2015, 10:15:09 PM
Copland is no longer associated with the disco era, I see. Or the movie "Flashdance".

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 05, 2015, 11:14:37 PM
I'm afraid both of those comments were too cryptic for me. (Either that or I'm too obtuse to understand the references.)

Quote from: orfeo on June 06, 2015, 12:41:30 AM
The pink writing on the original seemed rather disco to me.

Now I know where you're comin' from. Thanks for clarifying.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vFnK8OAyoz8/VWqbWRMmfbI/AAAAAAAAAYk/W87uYiPKFn0/s1600/cover.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gROm8AyqjSQ/U-E55zka5OI/AAAAAAAACPc/yqdC1qnLAwI/s1600/flashdance.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 06, 2015, 02:56:30 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 02:46:51 AM
Lying down? In formal wear? And looking like he's about to lick his bow?

That easily fits in the "Worst looking CD/LP artwork" category for me.

Well alright. I know how to fix it: replace Shaham with Hilary Hahn, Alina Ibragimova or Julia Fischer.  0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 02:57:39 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 12:57:06 AM
I don't know if we had this (not going through 100 pages) but they look extremely uncomfortable.

[asin]B00004YZ35[/asin]

I'm pretty sure it hasn't appeared on this thread before.

Those two sure look shifty. It looks to me like they're standing outside the principal's office after being caught earlier doing something they should'na ought'a.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 06, 2015, 02:59:37 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 02:57:39 AM

Those two sure look shifty. It looks to me like they're standing outside the principal's office after being caught earlier doing something they should'na ought'a.
That would be Kozena with Simon Rattle, not Minkowski.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 03:01:22 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71LmcP2PacL._SL1128_.jpg)

Quote from: North Star on June 06, 2015, 02:56:30 AM
Well alright. I know how to fix it: replace Shaham with Hilary Hahn, Alina Ibragimova or Julia Fischer.  0:)

Not me. I'd rather see conductor Giuseppe Sinopoli standing next to Gil, extending a hand and saying, "Here, let me help you up."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 03:07:43 AM
Quote from: The new erato on June 06, 2015, 02:59:37 AM
That would be Kozena with Simon Rattle, not Minkowski.

Maybe Simon caught them sneaking a cigarette*, and shouted in dismay, "Magdaléna! What's that cigarette going to do to your voice??? And Marc! Giving her that cigarette! Bad boy!"


(*Which reminds me of a joke told by the singer of a band I was once in: "Hey, my band is so poor that when I first met them backstage in a run-down dive they were all sharing the same cigarette. I said to them, 'What kind of a joint's this?' ."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 04:02:20 AM
This was many years before she became Ms Rattle. She looked quite stunning then on some pictures so I wonder why some others like the one above do not show her at her best. Usually those covers will make even rather ordinary looking people appear very handsome.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 06, 2015, 04:10:58 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 12:03:16 AM
Hmmmm....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71LmcP2PacL._SL1128_.jpg)

The pose would work if he were in a toga, surrounded by scantily-clad slaves Sibelius, bearing platters of fruit and goblets of wine.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on June 06, 2015, 04:16:24 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 12:57:06 AM
I don't know if we had this (not going through 100 pages) but they look extremely uncomfortable.

[asin]B00004YZ35[/asin]

Going by the shadows and catchlights, it appears the key light is just off camera axis. And there's no fill. While that can be effective it depends upon the application and as shown here sometimes results in the model/whoever appearing uncomfortable. We call it 'a custard pie of light in the face'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 04:28:45 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004YZ35.01.L.jpg)

Quote from: NikF on June 06, 2015, 04:16:24 AM
Going by the shadows and catchlights, it appears the key light is just off camera axis. And there's no fill. While that can be effective it depends upon the application and as shown here sometimes results in the model/whoever appearing uncomfortable. We call it 'a custard pie of light in the face'.

The combination of that lighting and the looks on their faces does neither of them any favours. (Especially the look on Marc's face. It's just... there's nothing there. No expression.)

Why did either of them agree to that particular photo for the cover? Weren't there any better ones from the photo session? Or did they just turn up for one photo?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 06, 2015, 05:15:56 AM
Their body positions hardly look comfortable either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on June 06, 2015, 05:45:23 AM
Quote from: Ken B on June 05, 2015, 08:57:21 PM
Don't donate this one to the suicide prevention clinic. Zowie.

:) ;D :laugh:  Don't show it to Robert, that's fer sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 06, 2015, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: George on June 06, 2015, 05:46:10 AM
We need a Best Looking Woman thread.
http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,24749.0.html
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 06, 2015, 08:27:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 03:01:22 AM
Not me. I'd rather see conductor Giuseppe Sinopoli standing next to Gil, extending a hand and saying, "Here, let me help you up."
And if I was the photographer, I would wait until Gil and his violin were safely up before even removing the lens cap.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 06, 2015, 01:32:23 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 12:03:16 AM
Hmmmm....

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71LmcP2PacL._SL1128_.jpg)

Photoshop that Argerich photo looking down at him ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 01:36:11 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 06, 2015, 02:56:30 AM
Well alright. I know how to fix it: replace Shaham with Hilary Hahn, Alina Ibragimova or Julia Fischer.  0:)

So true, Karlo! We wouldn't even notice if the violinists you mentioned were in his place. There certainly has been numerous cd covers with beautiful young women lately (esp. violinists and pianists).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 01:37:32 PM
I think Sinopoli really likes himself quite a bit......


(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M4XGIIDeL.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61xWsPJ9DXL.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/A1nh-WGK41L._SL1500_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61oPXrYFsvL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: Ken B on June 06, 2015, 01:32:23 PM
Photoshop that Argerich photo looking down at him ...

Can do:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Sibelius%20Tchaikovsky%20-%20Violin%20Concertos%20Shaham%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 06, 2015, 04:40:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 04:29:27 PM
Can do:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Sibelius%20Tchaikovsky%20-%20Violin%20Concertos%20Shaham%20modified.jpg)
I think it's actually better!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 04:44:44 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 01:37:32 PM
I think Sinopoli really likes himself quite a bit......

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M4XGIIDeL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61xWsPJ9DXL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/A1nh-WGK41L._SL1500_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61oPXrYFsvL.jpg)

I think it was more a case of the record label pushing for Giuseppe to be another "star" conductor (think Karajan), where the star's face is plastered on every cover possible. I reckon The Big G probably had no say in it.

Of all those covers, I think this one is the most gruesome:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg)

Four Sinopolis? There aren't even that many composers on the album. I could understand if there was one Sinopoli per composer, but four Sinopolis for two composers?

And another thing... (sorry to go on like this)

With the Helicon Classics logo on that cover, is that a tuning fork or a menorah? Or is it a tuning fork inside a menorah?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
I never liked this cover....   >:(    Did the designer forget his glasses at home that day?

(http://cdn.discogs.com/ZSG4Zx_8hOdOXBQomZ_hKguro4E=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2722110-1298098242.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 04:44:44 PM
I think it was more a case of the record label pushing for Giuseppe to be another "star" conductor (think Karajan), where the star's face is plastered on every cover possible. I reckon The Big G probably had no say in it.

Of all those covers, I think this one is the most gruesome:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg)

Four Sinopolis? There aren't even that many composers on the album. I could understand if there was one Sinopoli per composer, but four Sinopolis for two composers?

And another thing... (sorry to go on like this)

With the Helicon Classics logo on that cover, is that a tuning fork or a menorah? Or is it a tuning fork inside a menorah?

Gruesome indeed!  I guess it qualifies as a pathetic attempt at cubism?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 06:15:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg)

And one more thing... (here we go again)

I just noticed those utterly ordinary (i.e., non-"star") objects behind Giuseppe in the photos. Why didn't the graphic designer simply remove them? Like this...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beethoven%20Ravel%20-%20Orchestral%20Works%20Sinopoli%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 06, 2015, 06:19:04 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on June 06, 2015, 04:10:58 AM
The pose would work if he were in a toga, surrounded by scantily-clad slaves Sibelius, bearing platters of fruit and goblets of wine.

Sarge

:laugh:


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
I never liked this cover....   >:(    Did the designer forget his glasses at home that day?

(http://cdn.discogs.com/ZSG4Zx_8hOdOXBQomZ_hKguro4E=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2722110-1298098242.jpeg.jpg)

There's a whole series of those Decca Ovation pixelated covers (http://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation). They came from the mid-'80s.

Here's another one:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/mJxHLNc3mmkHCw_pt1rgPKu79lk=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-6951855-1430253834-3705.jpeg.jpg)

Ugh.

Update: Some of those pixelated covers were featured in this thread some time ago. I'll see if I can find them.

Update 2: Found them. Here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839587.html#msg839587), here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839605.html#msg839605), here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839836.html#msg839836), and here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839848.html#msg839848).

These were the covers mentioned (the demon drummer boy made two appearances):

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2014, 11:12:33 PM
Pixelation, eh?

How about this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/GershwinCopland-OrchestralWorksMehtaMaazel-1.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gershwin-Rhapsody-Copland-Appalachian-American/dp/B0000041SP)

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 19, 2014, 02:22:15 AM

Holy Crap! Pixelated demon drummer-boy!

(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=39868;image)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:14:54 PM

Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
the demon drummer boy surely takes the prize; ...

I think this one is worse:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/FNIGUopDKJEeGYCCbeUhidSofNw=/fit-in/600x596/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-3314338-1325349023.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Rachmaninoff-Vladimir-Ashkenazy-London-Symphony-Orchestra-Andr%C3%A9-Previn-Piano-Concerto-No-2-Rhapsody/release/3314338)

And this:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/qYZo7Vq3vdOewdftjMw6FtYtZg8=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-4915847-1379325834-3665.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Mendelssohn-Wiener-Philharmoniker-Christoph-Von-Dohn%C3%A1nyi-Symphony-No3-Scottish-Symphony-No4-Italian/release/4915847)

Maybe not this:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/vzPJF_jdAys_UFvyRs8gPSRVseE=/fit-in/600x614/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-5039412-1382862073-6494.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Haydn-Philharmonia-Hungarica-Antal-Dorati-Symphonies-94-96-100/release/5039412)

But it's still pretty gruesome.

Quote from: Jo498 on October 19, 2014, 09:54:37 AM... I couldn't believe that it was an original cover...

Yes indeed. Decca Ovation was a series started in the mid-'80s, and the first batch proudly featured pixelated images. Discogs has a list of them here (http://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation).

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2014, 05:37:27 PM

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 19, 2014, 05:29:27 PM
I had/have the demon drummer Berlioz CD, but I do not remember it being so pixelated.  Perhaps they redid the cover at some point.

Nope. This is the original cover:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/ZSG4Zx_8hOdOXBQomZ_hKguro4E=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2722110-1298098242.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Berlioz-Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Sir-Georg-Solti-Symphonie-Fantastique/release/2722110)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:34:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 06:19:37 PM
There's a whole series of those Decca Ovation pixelated covers (http://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation). They came from the mid-'80s.

Here's another one:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/mJxHLNc3mmkHCw_pt1rgPKu79lk=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-6951855-1430253834-3705.jpeg.jpg)

Ugh.

Those pixelated covers were featured in this thread some time ago. I'll see if I can find them.

Update: Found them.

Here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839587.html#msg839587), here (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg839605.html#msg839605), and here. These were the covers mentioned:

It is bizarre that pixelated images were remotely popular..!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 06:52:15 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:34:06 PM
It is bizarre that pixelated images were remotely popular..!

Well, back then (the mid-'80s) it was new technology for graphic designers. If there's anything that's catnip for graphic designers, it's something "new".

Which reminds me of the old phrase: "Just because something can be done, doesn't mean it should be done."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 07:17:49 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 06:34:06 PM
It is bizarre that pixelated images were remotely popular..!

Speaking of trends in graphic design...

The "page curl" was popular for a while. Deutsche Grammophon used the effect quite often:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/sF0zO1oGw8Ypv0Hvvv74EY6Gvz0=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2534733-1289344835.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Schnittke-Kremer-Grindenko-Smirnov-Chamber-Orchestra-Of-Europe-Schiff-Concerto-Grosso-Nr-1-UA/master/286806) (http://cdn.discogs.com/pX3Imy9oE08T4BpsqKdimhL5xHM=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-1000405-1202393759.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Pierre-Boulez-Bart%C3%B3k-Concerto-For-Orchestra/release/1000405)

(http://cdn.discogs.com/BHU4WcHtyIOXjYadPdDgTSVjI0s=/fit-in/600x593/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-807798-1323025729.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Boulez-Conducts-Ligeti-Jean-Guihen-Queyras-Saschko-Gawriloff-Pierre-Laurent-Aimard-Ensemble-InterCon/master/719295) (http://cdn.discogs.com/YL_4iLPgjdrJxIcOa5arKhSEsv4=/fit-in/599x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-1045581-1203969706.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Orff-James-Levine-2-Chicago-Symphony-Chorus-And-Orchestra-Carmina-Burana/release/1045581)


The page curl even ended up as the feature of this cover:

(http://www.innova.mu/sites/www.innova.mu/files/albums/759cover.jpg) (http://www.innova.mu/albums/volti/turn-page)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 11:42:09 PM
As I wrote when the pixelated covers came up last fall, this has "1980s" spelled all over it. And that's why I love them :D
Computer graphics were cool because they were new and made with computers (and they are supposed to look that way), not because they were pretty. (I expected an economical crisis after 2000, not because of the year 2k problem but because now nothing could be advertised as "something something 2000")

A few years later when digital was still hot but now also affordable in a midprice series, DG had a whole series with Vasarely-style covers, and some flashy silvery "3D". Alternatively "neon light effects"

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the silvery stuff gets even worse but now the computer graphics are smooth...

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Laser might have been 1960s tech, but now it's used to play music from silvery CDs, so give us covers with laser beams (bad picture quality, unfortunately)

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The "digital corner" (and later "4D) also shows the obsession with digital technology. It destroys the classy yellow cartridge but it was taken as a sign of the best quality so one happily shelled out full price...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2015, 11:53:18 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 11:42:09 PM
As I wrote when the pixelated covers came up last fall, this has "1980s" spelled all over it. And that's why I love them :D
Computer graphics were cool because they were new and made with computers (and they are supposed to look that way), not because they were pretty. (I expected an economical crisis after 2000, not because of the year 2k problem but because now nothing could be advertised as "something something 2000")

A few years later when digital was still hot but now also affordable in a midprice series, DG had a whole series with Vasarely-style covers, and some flashy silvery "3D". Alternatively "neon light effects"

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[snip]

I have a CD from the DG 3D Classics series – this one:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/j3Zm5p4BNSIrZR7OD7JlnzzzyK8=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-3634242-1377757354-1142.jpeg.jpg) (http://www.discogs.com/Franz-Schubert-Robert-Schumann-Giuseppe-Sinopoli-Carlo-Maria-Giulini-Symphony-No-8-Unfinished-Sympho/release/3634242)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 07, 2015, 12:11:37 AM
I think the pictures/graphics in that serious are quite good but the overall design, especially the silver 3D logo is somewhat tacky.
Musically, it was not a bad selection. I think I have the Mendelssohn I pictured, Brahms 1st with Giulini/LA and maybe another one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 01:06:54 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 07, 2015, 12:11:37 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001GBI.01.L.jpg)

I think the pictures/graphics in that serious are quite good but the overall design, especially the silver 3D logo is somewhat tacky.
Musically, it was not a bad selection. I think I have the Mendelssohn I pictured, Brahms 1st with Giulini/LA and maybe another one.

I bought the CD for the Schubert Unfinished Symphony, with Giuseppe Sinopoli and the Philharmonia Orchestra. It's glorious.

(http://cdn.discogs.com/j3Zm5p4BNSIrZR7OD7JlnzzzyK8=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-3634242-1377757354-1142.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 01:14:16 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 06, 2015, 11:42:09 PM
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I was about to say that this is the kind of cover I usually see on those ultra-bargain-basement CDs that are piled up in haphazard, unsorted heaps on trestles in department stores, and selling for $2 each.

But then I saw the Philips logo at the bottom. Eep!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:16:47 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 01:14:16 AM
I was about to say that this is the kind of cover I usually see on those ultra-bargain-basement CDs that are in a heap on trestles in department stores, and selling for $2 each.

But then I saw the Philips logo at the bottom. Eep!
Thank heavens JEG has his own label nowadays.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51L1XYqFoIL._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 01:21:45 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:16:47 AM
Thank heavens JEG has his own label nowadays.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51L1XYqFoIL._SX300_.jpg)

Ugh.

Or putting it another way: What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:25:51 AM
Howard Hodgkin. Autumn Foliage. 98/99. Oil on wood. Anything wrong with it? Would you have preferred a mugshot of Gardiner, or a photo of Ein deutsches Requiem, illustrating what one looks like? ::)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/e4/6d/9de46dca548845572df93b8944f72f8e.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on June 07, 2015, 02:07:30 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 06, 2015, 01:37:32 PM
I think Sinopoli really likes himself quite a bit......
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GVpQzSXvL._SL1500_.jpg)
Well, to Sinopoli's credit, it must be said that this first album you've posted, Moonfish, was published posthumously (10 or 11 years after the composer's death). So I presume good old Peppino had nothing to say in the matter...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on June 07, 2015, 02:45:57 AM
These pictures of Sinopoli make me want to start a "Conductors with best hair" thread. I mean, look at the Bruckner cover!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:25:51 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/e4/6d/9de46dca548845572df93b8944f72f8e.jpg)

Howard Hodgkin. Autumn Foliage. 98/99. Oil on wood. Anything wrong with it?

As a painting, nothing at all.

As an image, though, I find it unattractive. (But that's my [lack of] taste in art.)

And as an image for an album cover, I find it unenlightening. That image doesn't tell me anything about the music, or the composer, the orchestra, the conductor, the year it was released, the record label, if it was a traditional performance, or an historically informed performance, if it was an historic recording, how many CDs there are, nothin'.

Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:25:51 AMWould you have preferred a mugshot of Gardiner, ...

Nope. We have plenty of those.

Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:25:51 AM... or a photo of Ein deutsches Requiem, illustrating what one looks like? ::)

Nope. We probably have plenty of those as well.

I just wouldn't have minded something that gave me an idea of what's on the CD (apart from the text that tells me in a plain way). And something I found more appealing.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51L1XYqFoIL._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 03:02:33 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 01:25:51 AM
Howard Hodgkin. Autumn Foliage. 98/99. Oil on wood. Anything wrong with it? Would you have preferred a mugshot of Gardiner, or a photo of Ein deutsches Requiem, illustrating what one looks like? ::)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/e4/6d/9de46dca548845572df93b8944f72f8e.jpg)

Yes, I really like it as a cover. The colour palette is quite harmonious.

As for it not telling you anything... erm, that's what the writing is for.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 03:02:33 AM
Yes, I really like it as a cover. The colour palette is quite harmonious.

As for it not telling you anything... erm, that's what the writing is for.

Yeah, but I was just focusing on the image. I edited my previous post to mention the text. (I was hoping no-one would notice that I forgot to mention the text in my previous post, but you posted your response before I got a chance to add it, you speedy thing you.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 03:13:15 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 03:02:33 AM
Yes, I really like it as a cover. The colour palette is quite harmonious.

As for it not telling you anything... erm, that's what the writing is for.
Yes. And I'm not sure whether that image really doesn't give an idea of what the music is like, with those autumnal tones.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:00:48 AM
As a painting, nothing at all.

As an image, though, I find it unattractive. (But that's my [lack of] taste in art.)
You like it as a painting but not as an image? Huh?

QuoteAnd as an image for an album cover, I find find unenlightening. That image doesn't tell me anything about the music, or the composer, the orchestra, the conductor, the year it was released, the record label, if it was a traditional performance, or an historically informed performance, if it was an historic recording, how many CDs there are, nothin'.

I just wouldn't have minded something that gave me an idea of what's on the CD (apart from the text that tells me in a plain way).
Show me one cover image that tells the release year in a tasteful manner.
All those criticisms are applicable to Led Zeppelin IV and Pink Floyd DSOTM covers as well. I bet you hate them as well.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 03:16:51 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:07:35 AM
Yeah, but I was just focusing on the image. I edited my previous post to mention the text. (I was hoping no-one would notice that I forgot to mention the text in my previous post, but you posted your response before I got a chance to add it, you speedy thing you.)

Well, you're still leaving me scratching my head. You say you want the image to tell you about the performers and the music, while simultaneously excluding some of the most obvious means of doing that.

Saying you don't want a picture of "ein Deutches Requiem" while also saying you want a picture that tells you about the music is rather mind-bending.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 07, 2015, 03:58:52 AM
The "Mega Classics" was a low price re-issue series and I suspect the look would not have felt as cheap 1997 as it does today. But quite "sensationalist" and out of style for "serious music".

Another gem (the contents of the disc are really very good) and witness of the "high tech" craze of the lat 20th century: "Laser Line Classics", note the "high tech" on the left and the three threedimensional Ds on the lower right..

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91s3q1GtG0L._SX522_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 04:02:07 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 03:13:15 AM
Yes. And I'm not sure whether that image really doesn't give an idea of what the music is like, with those autumnal tones.
You like it as a painting but not as an image? Huh?

When I said "nothing at all", I meant that I thought there was nothing wrong with it as a painting.

As for what I'm looking at, it doesn't appeal to me.

Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 03:13:15 AM
Show me one cover image that tells the release year in a tasteful manner.

Tasteful? I probably can't do that.

(It'd be more accurate for me to say, "I definitely can't do that.")

For me, things like clothing and hairstyles usually give me a general idea of the year. But words like "clothing", "hairstyles", and "tasteful" don't always go together.

Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 03:13:15 AM
All those criticisms are applicable to Led Zeppelin IV and Pink Floyd DSOTM covers as well. I bet you hate them as well.  8)

Not at all. To me, it's standard practice for the images on rock music album covers to have nothing to do with the music inside.

Oh, there is one thing that annoys me: Peter Gabriel's first four albums (http://www.discogs.com/artist/11136-Peter-Gabriel). They're all called Peter Gabriel. Grrr.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 04:12:00 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 04:02:07 AM
When I said "nothing at all", I meant that I thought there was nothing wrong with it as a painting.

As for what I'm looking at, it doesn't appeal to me.
So, to put it succinctly, you don't like it - and whether it is considered as a painting or as an image isn't relevant.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 04:02:07 AMTasteful? I probably can't do that.

(It'd be more accurate for me to say, "I definitely can't do that.")

For me, things like clothing and hairstyles usually give me a general idea of the year. But words like "clothing", "hairstyles", and "tasteful" don't always go together.
Precisely. So I doubt that you really wished it had conveyed that information.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 05:28:20 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 04:02:07 AM
To me, it's standard practice for the images on rock music album covers to have nothing to do with the music inside.

What?

I feel a serious false dichotomy being created.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 05:38:06 AM
Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 03:16:51 AM
Well, you're still leaving me scratching my head.

Sorry, orfeo. I'm trying to be as clear as possible, but I'm not doing a very good job of it.

Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 03:16:51 AM
You say you want the image to tell you about the performers and the music, while simultaneously excluding some of the most obvious means of doing that.

I think that the standard classical music album covers have done the same thing over and over again (e.g., composer photos/portraits, conductor photos, landscape photography etc.), and that cover designers could get a bit more creative. (They do from time to time, but I'm speaking generally.)

To represent a composer, how about his or her clothing from the time he lived? (For Brahms and his Requiem, I'm picturing the clothes he might wear to a funeral, all laid out on his bed. Seeing that would give me an idea of the "what" and the "when" of the music.)

Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 03:16:51 AM
Saying you don't want a picture of "ein Deutches Requiem" while also saying you want a picture that tells you about the music is rather mind-bending.

How about a German gravestone from the time of the Requiem?

Or an old German graveyard?

Or Requiem-y things, like a wreath, church, candles, lily etc.?

For me, it all boils down to: I'd like to see classical music album covers featuring images that are not what you usually see, but are evocative or suggestive of what's inside.

Unfortunately, the image used for the Brahms Requiem / John Eliot Gardiner disc didn't give me any sense of what was on the album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 05:53:45 AM
Yeah, and the false dichotomy is growing.

Plenty of pop albums have a picture of the singer/band on them.

Plenty don't, of course, they just have something a bit, oh I don't know, evocative. And then some of them don't have any obvious connection with the music inside.

I think I liked this thread better when we just stuck to whether it was a good picture or not.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 06:32:29 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 05:38:06 AM
Sorry, orfeo. I'm trying to be as clear as possible, but I'm not doing a very good job of it.

I think that the standard classical music album covers have done the same thing over and over again (e.g., composer photos/portraits, conductor photos, landscape photography etc.), and that cover designers could get a bit more creative. (They do from time to time, but I'm speaking generally.)

To represent a composer, how about his or her clothing from the time he lived? (For Brahms and his Requiem, I'm picturing the clothes he might wear to a funeral, all laid out on his bed. Seeing that would give me an idea of the "what" and the "when" of the music.)

How about a German gravestone from the time of the Requiem?

Or an old German graveyard?

Or Requiem-y things, like a wreath, church, candles, lily etc.?

For me, it all boils down to: I'd like to see classical music album covers featuring images that are not what you usually see, but are evocative or suggestive of what's inside.

Unfortunately, the image used for the Brahms Requiem / John Eliot Gardiner disc didn't give me any sense of what was on the album.
And to me all your suggestions are terribly clichéd, and the JEG Brahms covers are evocative.

It should be pointed out that the Ein deutsches Requiem is only a part of the series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Xm9Jv406L._SL1058_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EGV%2B95dhL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xP5yDGctL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XfzGVHEIL._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 07:39:19 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 06:32:29 AM

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Xm9Jv406L._SL1058_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EGV%2B95dhL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xP5yDGctL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XfzGVHEIL._SX300_.jpg)

Hmm...sorry, I don't think those images are very attractive at all. As covers, even less so.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NorthNYMark on June 07, 2015, 10:24:12 AM
While I actually like those Gardiner/Brahms covers myself, it seems to me that people are being a bit tough on Peter.  He's admitted that he simply doesn't find them visually appealing, which is completely subjective (and he doesn't deny that).  As for them having nothing to do with the music inside, I think it is a fair point.  To give examples of covers that convey some sense of the musical or historical contexts in a tasteful manner, I would point to the classic Decca covers (of the sort found in the Decca Sound megaboxes, mostly from the 50s and 60s).  Unlike the generic "artist glamor shot against a monochromatic background" covers so ubiquitous today, or the oddly dated technophilia of the '80s, these classic covers often used paintings, prints, or photography from the appropriate musical era, combined with interesting fonts and designs. Composer portraits were usually more common than performer photographs.  Even DG did this quite nicely in the 60s, with some great designs on most of the Karajan albums of the era.  And while they occasionally used his portraits, they were usually pretty interesting (and, in the case of the Brahms symphonies, nearly iconic).  One could argue that as nice as the Gardiner/Brahms paintings are in terms of work that would look great on one's living room wall, I can see Peter's point that they are completely generic in the sense that they could be used on any album, featuring any composer, from any time period, performed by any artist.  To me, that doesn't qualify them for the "worst artwork" thread, but also doesn't qualify them for the "best."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 07, 2015, 11:57:06 AM
I think the paintings are probably impressive in their original format but just too small as CD covers to work well. But neither would I single them out for "worst covers". Of course this thread has had several asides about covers that are interesting or characteristic for a label or a period without always
necessarily being bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on June 07, 2015, 12:05:23 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 06:32:29 AMIt should be pointed out that the Ein deutsches Requiem is only a part of the series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Xm9Jv406L._SL1058_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EGV%2B95dhL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xP5yDGctL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XfzGVHEIL._SX300_.jpg)

Love those. I can be easily swayed to check out a recording simply because I find the the cover art enticing and these are great! The sparse font goes very well with the original paintings.

Sure, you could probably sell a lot of different music with these (although I think the palettes suit Brahms very well) but they don't seem generic at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 07, 2015, 12:10:06 PM
Quote from: Rinaldo on June 07, 2015, 12:05:23 PM
Love those. I can be easily swayed to check out a recording simply because I find the the cover art enticing and these are great! The sparse font goes very well with the original paintings.

Sure, you could probably sell a lot of different music with these (although I think the palettes suit Brahms very well) but they don't seem generic at all.

I agree. They seem to fit, when I see them in context as covers,  not just Brahms but the idea of a revisionist approach to Brahms. The palette for Brahms an the texture for a revision. Just an impression, but they seem like excellent covers to me. Plus they are distinctive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:48:19 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 05:53:45 AM
Yeah, and the false dichotomy is growing.

Plenty of pop albums have a picture of the singer/band on them.

Plenty don't, of course, they just have something a bit, oh I don't know, evocative. And then some of them don't have any obvious connection with the music inside.

This is how I look at it:

Pop music has a lot of covers with the artists on them.
Rock music has a lot of covers that are abstract.
Classical music has a lot of covers that are descriptive.

There are exceptions to all of the above, but that's how I generally see it.

Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 05:53:45 AMI think I liked this thread better when we just stuck to whether it was a good picture or not.

Me too.

I'm not very good at arguing. (Because of the way my brain is wired, I can't see the point of it.)

If I get into a discussion where there's a difference of opinion, I'm usually the first one to say, "I surrender!". I'm a complete pacifist. (Picture me as one of those cowardly cowboy sidekicks in Westerns who say, "I ain't lookin' for trouble, Mister!")

I'm sorry, orfeo, if I annoyed you at all. I try not to annoy anyone.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 03:55:37 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 06:32:29 AM
And to me all your suggestions are terribly clichéd, and the JEG Brahms covers are evocative.

Fair enough.

Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 06:32:29 AMIt should be pointed out that the Ein deutsches Requiem is only a part of the series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Xm9Jv406L._SL1058_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EGV%2B95dhL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xP5yDGctL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XfzGVHEIL._SX300_.jpg)

I'm afraid I don't like any of those pictures. The colours are nice, but all I see is someone having slapped a bit of paint on some door frames.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 04:06:21 PM
Quote from: NorthNYMark on June 07, 2015, 10:24:12 AM
While I actually like those Gardiner/Brahms covers myself, it seems to me that people are being a bit tough on Peter.  He's admitted that he simply doesn't find them visually appealing, which is completely subjective (and he doesn't deny that).  As for them having nothing to do with the music inside, I think it is a fair point.  To give examples of covers that convey some sense of the musical or historical contexts in a tasteful manner, I would point to the classic Decca covers (of the sort found in the Decca Sound megaboxes, mostly from the 50s and 60s).  Unlike the generic "artist glamor shot against a monochromatic background" covers so ubiquitous today, or the oddly dated technophilia of the '80s, these classic covers often used paintings, prints, or photography from the appropriate musical era, combined with interesting fonts and designs. Composer portraits were usually more common than performer photographs.  Even DG did this quite nicely in the 60s, with some great designs on most of the Karajan albums of the era.  And while they occasionally used his portraits, they were usually pretty interesting (and, in the case of the Brahms symphonies, nearly iconic).  One could argue that as nice as the Gardiner/Brahms paintings are in terms of work that would look great on one's living room wall, I can see Peter's point that they are completely generic in the sense that they could be used on any album, featuring any composer, from any time period, performed by any artist.  To me, that doesn't qualify them for the "worst artwork" thread, but also doesn't qualify them for the "best."

Look, I agree with all that. I just have a problem with it being turned into any kind of 'rule' about what covers need to look like.

To me a cover isn't crap because of what it's trying to do, but because of poor execution of what it's trying to do. We have, for instance, covers that ended up on this thread because it's a really awkward photograph of a conductor or performer, not just because it's a photo per se.

Funnily enough I stumbled across an explanation of the Brahms covers. The rich layers of colour are supposed to reflect the layers of Brahms' works. In PR speak:

QuoteThe conductor himself chose the illustrations for the covers of this series, paintings by Sir Howard Hodgkin (who is Gardiner's first cousin), as the layers of intense colour in the acclaimed painter's work seem to Gardiner to perfectly match the marvellous different layers of sound in Brahms' orchestra.

I'll leave that to others to decide whether that explanation holds any meaning or whether they think it's just a random bunch of paintings. To me, though, I don't think that those covers would suit any music by any composer. They're not Brahms-specific, but they're not completely generic either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on June 07, 2015, 04:24:40 PM
To me, the Gardiner Brahms covers are bold and colorful and painterly, evocative of Brahms' broad palette.  And they fulfill their commercial/artistic mission :  they attract attention to the product their purpose is to sell. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on June 07, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
I have that Brahms's Requiem CD, but personally I prefer this cover:

[asin]B00000413E[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on June 07, 2015, 05:55:42 PM
I'm trying to think what music I would association with those covers, but to me it is definitely not Brahms.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 06:17:14 PM
Quote from: Artem on June 07, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
I have that Brahms's Requiem CD, but personally I prefer this cover:

[asin]B00000413E[/asin]

I like that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 06:19:14 PM
Quote from: NorthNYMark on June 07, 2015, 10:24:12 AM
While I actually like those Gardiner/Brahms covers myself, it seems to me that people are being a bit tough on Peter.  He's admitted that he simply doesn't find them visually appealing, which is completely subjective (and he doesn't deny that).  As for them having nothing to do with the music inside, I think it is a fair point.

To give examples of covers that convey some sense of the musical or historical contexts in a tasteful manner, I would point to the classic Decca covers (of the sort found in the Decca Sound megaboxes, mostly from the 50s and 60s).  Unlike the generic "artist glamor shot against a monochromatic background" covers so ubiquitous today, or the oddly dated technophilia of the '80s, these classic covers often used paintings, prints, or photography from the appropriate musical era, combined with interesting fonts and designs. Composer portraits were usually more common than performer photographs.  Even DG did this quite nicely in the 60s, with some great designs on most of the Karajan albums of the era.  And while they occasionally used his portraits, they were usually pretty interesting (and, in the case of the Brahms symphonies, nearly iconic).

One could argue that as nice as the Gardiner/Brahms paintings are in terms of work that would look great on one's living room wall, I can see Peter's point that they are completely generic in the sense that they could be used on any album, featuring any composer, from any time period, performed by any artist.  To me, that doesn't qualify them for the "worst artwork" thread, but also doesn't qualify them for the "best."

Thanks, NorthNYMark. You put it better than I could have.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 07, 2015, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: Artem on June 07, 2015, 05:54:35 PM
I have that Brahms's Requiem CD, but personally I prefer this cover:

[asin]B00000413E[/asin]

That is actually a different recording.  The SDG recording is Gardiner's second recording of the DR.


I have the entire SDG Brahms series.  I like the performances, I like the covers, but I see no real connection between the paintings and the music. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on June 07, 2015, 08:05:42 PM
 Regarding the idea that classical music covers tend to be descriptive, it seems to me that would imply that a very high percentage of classical music is about sex.  If a comparison were made, I suspect classical covers are much more likely to show naked women than any other genre (unless there is a field for porn soundtracks) :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 10:07:50 PM
No suicide at sea is complete without an approving polar "bear" essentials peek-a-booing (upper right).




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JHkzQiPyL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 07, 2015, 10:09:16 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 10:07:50 PM
No suicide at sea is complete without an approving "polar bear essentials" peek-a-booing (upper right).
Who said anything of suicides? Perhaps it's in memory of those killed by polar bears.  0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 10:18:34 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 10:09:16 PM
Who said anything of suicides? Perhaps it's in memory of those killed by polar bears.  0:)

There's a niche market born every minute! 8)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 10:07:50 PM
No suicide at sea is complete without an approving polar "bear" essentials peek-a-booing (upper right).

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JHkzQiPyL.jpg)

I hadn't noticed Mr. Cuddly until you pointed him out. That made me chuckle. (And the pun made me groan.)

I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 10:37:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
I hadn't noticed Mr. Cuddly until you pointed him out. That made me chuckle. (And the pun made me groan.)

I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?

Hmm, yes! Either of these would probably work...     :'( :'( :'(


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Mauna_Loa_Carbon_Dioxide_Apr2013.svg/2000px-Mauna_Loa_Carbon_Dioxide_Apr2013.svg.png)
(http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/files/2000/09/Figure31.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 11:02:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
I hadn't noticed Mr. Cuddly until you pointed him out. That made me chuckle. (And the pun made me groan.)

I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?

Something quick:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Classics%20For%20Polar%20Bears.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 11:06:20 PM
Hi, Moonfish. Would you mind removing that image of the hunter and the dead polar bear?

Quote from: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 10:37:49 PM
Hmm, yes! Either of these would probably work...     :'( :'( :'(

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Mauna_Loa_Carbon_Dioxide_Apr2013.svg/2000px-Mauna_Loa_Carbon_Dioxide_Apr2013.svg.png)
(http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/files/2000/09/Figure31.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 11:23:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 11:06:20 PM
Hi, Moonfish. Would you mind removing that image of the hunter and the dead polar bear?

Of course! Although I think the graphs are just as revolting....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2015, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 07, 2015, 10:09:16 PM
Who said anything of suicides? Perhaps it's in memory of those killed by polar bears.  0:)

Suddenly this thread is like an episode of Fortitude.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 11:52:04 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 07, 2015, 11:47:58 PM
Suddenly this thread is like an episode of Fortitude.

"What do you mean...?"

(http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/FORTITUDE_HOMEPAGE_BG_FULL_NEW_2_HERO_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 12:25:14 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 11:23:50 PM
Of course! Although I think the graphs are just as revolting....

Thanks, Moony.

Yep, those graphs are certainly disheartening. But it upsets me whenever I see an animal being hurt or killed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 07:55:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?

Maybe something along the lines of "Bach For Bedtime":

"Prokofiev For Polar Bear Mafia".


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 05:37:57 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 07:55:54 AM
Maybe something along the lines of "Bach For Bedtime":

"Prokofiev For Polar Bear Mafia".

I'd prefer "Bach for Beartime".

But I'll skip the Prokofiev suggestion.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 07, 2015, 11:52:04 PM
"What do you mean...?"

(http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/FORTITUDE_HOMEPAGE_BG_FULL_NEW_2_HERO_01.jpg)

Dear me. Four people with faces full of character, and the graphic designers had to go and smooth out their features. It's yet another example of graphic designers turning people into robots. Grrr. (But my annoyance with graphics designer turning people into robots isn't related to this thread, so I'll try to keep my grrr-ness about that to a minimum here.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 05:44:30 PM
Best of Bearlioz
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 06:25:54 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 08, 2015, 05:44:30 PM
Best of Bearlioz

That made me laugh out loud.

Thank you, North Star.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 06:28:16 PM
How about Bearwald for Bearginners?

It can be with Leonard Bearnstein conducting the Bearston Symphony Orchestra.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 07:12:20 PM
And what about all those recordings of the Violin Concerto by Alban Bearg?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 08, 2015, 07:55:00 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 08, 2015, 07:12:20 PM
And what about all those recordings of the Violin Concerto by Alban Bearg?

And of course Bearch's Brandenbearg Concertos.

(Thanks for "Alban Bearg".)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2015, 10:07:50 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JHkzQiPyL.jpg)
I bet they think at Chandos that no composer is unbearable.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 08:27:10 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 08, 2015, 08:08:48 PM
I bet they think at Chandos that no composer is unbearable.

Yeah, even Schubeart!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 08:33:51 PM
And Jacques Ibeart
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 08:44:31 PM
Not even Beartók is sacred.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 08:48:43 PM
Some might say that Bearhms is a bit of a stretch.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on June 08, 2015, 08:51:30 PM
and other arrangements, or bearbeitungs by Shönbearg. perhaps
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 09:05:54 PM
I'm partial to Webearn performed by Bearenboim!



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: North Star on June 08, 2015, 08:48:43 PM
Some might say that Bearhms is a bit of a stretch.

Not Chandos!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 08, 2015, 11:47:45 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 08, 2015, 09:05:54 PM
I'm partial to Webearn performed by Bearenboim!
I wonder if Bearezovsky has played von Webear's piano music.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 12:16:13 AM
And Franz Schubeart wrote all those songs. What are those fancy songs called in German? Oh, yeah: Liebear.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 12:21:02 AM
I'm having a look through the list of Schubeart's compositions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_compositions_by_Franz_Schubert_by_genre), and there's actually a song called "Abschied. Nach einer Wallfahrts-Arie bearbeitet." Yes, really. It's D 475.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 09, 2015, 12:59:50 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 12:16:13 AM
And Franz Schubeart wrote all those songs. What are those fancy songs called in German? Oh, yeah: Liebear.
Unfathomable that I didn't remembear him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 09, 2015, 05:22:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 12:21:02 AM
I'm having a look through the list of Schubeart's compositions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_compositions_by_Franz_Schubert_by_genre), and there's actually a song called "Abschied. Nach einer Wallfahrts-Arie bearbeitet." Yes, really. It's D 475.

LOL. "Bearbeitet" means "edited". Pronunication is be-arbeitet, in other words "be" is just a prefix to the root word.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 09, 2015, 05:55:52 AM
"arranged" would probably capture the meaning of "bearbeitet" best. The most literal translation would be "reworked" The implication is usually that the arranger or redactor does more than merely edit a piece but less than a complete overhaul.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on June 09, 2015, 08:59:20 AM
You must not forget baritone Olaf Bär, who was renowned as a Schubert interpreter. Bär=bear.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 10:05:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?

I envisioned keeping the Funeral Music title, adding a polar bear on the ice and then suspend the graph with the decreasing Arctic ice data in the sky section. This could be enhanced by a big SUV with smiling passengers and plenty of exhaust next to the polar bear. It would be a best seller, eh?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 10:06:24 AM
.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Bamse.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:13:13 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 09, 2015, 05:22:12 AM
LOL. "Bearbeitet" means "edited". Pronunciation is be-arbeitet, in other words "be" is just a prefix to the root word.

Quote from: Jo498 on June 09, 2015, 05:55:52 AM
"arranged" would probably capture the meaning of "bearbeitet" best. The most literal translation would be "reworked" The implication is usually that the arranger or redactor does more than merely edit a piece but less than a complete overhaul.

Wah. That makes the pun much less fun* than I thought it was to begin with. I was hoping to find a Schubeart composition with at least one "bear" in it, and was full of glee when I found that. And all it means is "edited" or "arranged"? Wah.

(*It's an un-fun pun.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 07, 2015, 10:34:38 PM
I'm really in the mood to do something to that cover. Any suggestions? With polar bears?

Quote from: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 10:05:12 AM
I envisioned keeping the Funeral Music title, adding a polar bear on the ice and then suspend the graph with the decreasing Arctic ice data in the sky section. This could be enhanced by a big SUV with smiling passengers and plenty of exhaust next to the polar bear. It would be a best seller, eh?

Maybe I should have rephrased that and said "Any light-hearted suggestions?".

That image you've pictured, Moonfish, is grim, grim, grim. I don't know where whether to call it irony or blacker-than-black humour. Either way, it brings me down, man. I was hoping this thread would maintain its sense of "Let's have fun at the expense of album covers that take themselves way too seriously".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:33:43 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on June 09, 2015, 08:59:20 AM
You must not forget baritone Olaf Bär, who was renowned as a Schubert interpreter. Bär=bear.

Brilliant!

Olaf Bär is the ideal artist to feature on Chandos' Bear Essentials series. (I don't even have to change his name, considering how it's pronounced.)

By the way, the series is pretty meagre. It consists of only ten titles (https://www.chandos.net/labels05.asp?Action=Action&LabelID=24&LabelDesc=Bear+Essentials):

CHAN 241-15    HANDEL: CLASSICS 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-19    SIBELIUS: COMPLETE TONE POEMS
CHAN 241-11    WEDDING CLASSICS 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-12    BRITISH FILM CLASSICS 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-13    DINING CLASSICS 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-14    ROMANTIC CLASSICS 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-16    LULLABY CLASSICS: 2-CD SET
CHAN 241-17    REMEMBRANCE CLASSICS
CHAN 241-18    IN MEMORY OF. . . CLASSICS FOR FUNERALS
CHAN 241-23    AMERICAN CLASSICS

(Being Australian, I feel like paraphrasing Crocodile Dundee (https://youtu.be/POJtaO2xB_o) by saying to Chandos, "That's not a series... That's a series (http://www.amazon.com/Living-Stereo-Collection-Ludwig-Beethoven/dp/B009J3K4MI)."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 03:55:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
Maybe I should have rephrased that and said "Any light-hearted suggestions?".

That image you've pictured, Moonfish, is grim, grim, grim. I don't know where whether to call it irony or blacker-than-black humour. Either way, it brings me down, man. I was hoping this thread would maintain its sense of "Let's have fun at the expense of album covers that take themselves way too seriously".

Grim but unfortunately true...   :'( :'(

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 03:56:51 PM
By the way, which label released that album? Bearato?       :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 09, 2015, 03:56:51 PM
By the way, which label released that album? Bearato?       :P

I don't know why, but that one gave me my biggest laugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 09, 2015, 04:20:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
Maybe I should have rephrased that and said "Any light-hearted suggestions?".

Hard to say. The whole thing (image, text) is pretty depressive. And when it's not being depressive it's oppressive. And when not oppressive it's suffocating. The only thing missing is the Reaper swooping in.

BUT...

...there's the "bear" peering in. Almost like a guardian angel. Y'know, the more I look at it the more the bear resembles a teddy bear. A guardian teddy bear? 


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 05:11:23 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JHkzQiPyL.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 09, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
Maybe I should have rephrased that and said "Any light-hearted suggestions?".

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 09, 2015, 04:20:13 PM
Hard to say. The whole thing (image, text) is pretty depressive. And when it's not being depressive it's oppressive. And when not oppressive it's suffocating. The only thing missing is the Reaper swooping in.

Yep. That's why I want to mess about with that cover and lighten things up. (Courtesy of how my brain is wired, I have an inability take anything seriously, which makes it difficult for me to look at that cover with any kind of solemnity – especially when there's a pun and a bear at the top of the cover.)

I've tried adding a party hat, balloons, streamers etc. to the man on the cover, but none of it has looked right. I might have to remove him altogether, and put something (or someone) else in his place.

Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 09, 2015, 04:20:13 PMBUT...

...there's the "bear" peering in. Almost like a guardian angel. Y'know, the more I look at it the more the bear resembles a teddy bear. A guardian teddy bear?

I can see the man holding a teddy bear to help comfort him, but that would probably make the cover even sadder. Hang on, let's try that...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/In%20Memory%20Of...%20Classics%20For%20Funerals%20with%20Teddy%20Bear.jpg)

Yep. Even sadder.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 10, 2015, 01:17:55 AM
You're trying to lighten up an album called "Classics for Funerals". Quit while you're only slightly behind!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 10, 2015, 10:52:29 AM
He can hold a scythe in his hand....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 10, 2015, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 10, 2015, 10:52:29 AM
He can hold a scythe in his hand....

Or have the Grim Reaper standing next to him, touching him on the shoulder.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 10, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Started listening to this set tonight, and somewhat puzzled by the cover image.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81KqCFlO2bL._SX522_.jpg)
Photography credit is given to konradbak.

Original seems to be a stock photo, and is included here
.http://www.onextrapixel.com/2012/02/27/a-cut-above-20-exceptionally-creative-stock-photos/
But what was Capriccio saying....Sergei's music is dark and stormy?  Full of statues?  Graphic designers too lazy to come up with something original?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 10, 2015, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 10, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Started listening to this set tonight, and somewhat puzzled by the cover image.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81KqCFlO2bL._SX522_.jpg)
Photography credit is given to konradbak.

Original seems to be a stock photo, and is included here
.http://www.onextrapixel.com/2012/02/27/a-cut-above-20-exceptionally-creative-stock-photos/
But what was Capriccio saying....Sergei's music is dark and stormy?  Full of statues?  Graphic designers too lazy to come up with something original?

Maybe they thought the hat on the person on the right was a helmet from World War I, and associated Prokofiev's symphonies with war – or something. But the umbrella on the left isn't particular warlike (unless the person holding the umbrella thought, "That'll protect me from those bombs"). So I don't know why the graphic designer chose that particular image to represent Prokofiev's symphonies. Maybe it was drugs. Or it could be drugs. I think it might be drugs.

Thanks for the link to the image, Jeffrey. Here 'tis for anyone not interested in clicking on the link to it (http://www.onextrapixel.com/2012/02/27/a-cut-above-20-exceptionally-creative-stock-photos/):

(http://cdn.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/surreal-beach.jpg)

The original image is available here (http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-image-fossilized-people-image18462601).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 02:56:28 AM
I found this over at the "What are you listening to now?" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21492.msg756611.html#msg756611):

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JiLH9N9-L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bruckner-Symphony-IX-Reloaded-Anton/dp/B000KF0QWW)

So, the next time you're in the mood for some Bruckner "reloaded", you know where to go. (And not forgetting, "*NEW FINALE!")

Thanks, TheGSMoeller, for unearthing that particular image.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 11, 2015, 03:00:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 02:56:28 AMThanks, TheGSMoeller, for unearthing that particular image.
Thanks indeed.  0:)  >:D

Bruckner Reloaded*? I wonder what that asterisk refers to, '*not really'?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 11, 2015, 04:02:31 AM
Close the thread, the winner has been found.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on June 11, 2015, 04:26:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 02:56:28 AM
I found this over at the "What are you listening to now?" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21492.msg756611.html#msg756611):

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JiLH9N9-L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bruckner-Symphony-IX-Reloaded-Anton/dp/B000KF0QWW)

So, the next time you're in the mood for some Bruckner "reloaded", you know where to go. (And not forgetting, "*NEW FINALE!")

Thanks, TheGSMoeller, for unearthing that particular image.

Of the myriad horrors on show within that cover in a way it's probably relatively inoffensive. However...you see the way his nose is breaking the line of his cheekbone? If you take a photo of someone, don't do that. Alternatively, do do it if you want to spoil what can be a nice line for most faces and/or you're taking revenge on the person by giving the impression they have a huge hooter.
And now I will try to forget all about what I've just seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 11, 2015, 08:43:37 AM
Quote from: North Star on June 11, 2015, 03:00:42 AM
Thanks indeed.  0:)  >:D

Bruckner Reloaded*? I wonder what that asterisk refers to, '*not really'?

Perhaps it is Marthè that is "reloaded"...?     ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 11, 2015, 09:29:31 AM
Quote from: NikF on June 11, 2015, 04:26:42 AM
Of the myriad horrors on show within that cover in a way it's probably relatively inoffensive. However...you see the way his nose is breaking the line of his cheekbone? If you take a photo of someone, don't do that. Alternatively, do do it if you want to spoil what can be a nice line for most faces and/or you're taking revenge on the person by giving the impression they have a huge hooter.
And now I will try to forget all about what I've just seen.

Hmmm...given that Bruckner's proboscis is prominent in his profile view, perhaps Marthé was intentionally photographed that way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 03:32:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 02:56:28 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JiLH9N9-L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bruckner-Symphony-IX-Reloaded-Anton/dp/B000KF0QWW)

Of all the noticeable things on that cover (and there are plenty), there's one thing I keep looking at, and I can't get this question out of my head:

Is that statue of Bruckner made entirely out of butter?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 11, 2015, 03:53:50 PM
My question is: why the bleached toupet ??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 11, 2015, 04:23:57 PM
Quote from: André on June 11, 2015, 03:53:50 PM
My question is: why the bleached toupet ??

It is a reloaded haircut..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 11, 2015, 04:59:40 PM
Quote from: George on June 11, 2015, 04:37:45 PM
No, cheese.  8)
He had a little extra cheese left over after sculpting Bruckner and wanted some of his greatness to rub off on him, so he rubbed it in his hair. Smart man.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 11, 2015, 05:20:56 PM
Quote from: Greg on June 11, 2015, 04:59:40 PM
He had a little extra cheese left over after sculpting Bruckner and wanted some of his greatness to rub off on him, so he rubbed it in his hair. Smart man.

That makes sense. But I still think it's butter. It feels like butter to me.

I can imagine the sculptor spending countless hours in a refrigerated room (can't let that butter melt) and getting the details just right. Then the sculptor finished, and declared to no-one in particular: "Behold my Butter Bruckner!"

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JiLH9N9-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 02:20:29 AM
The graphic designer probably thought he or she was being "arty" by using (what I'm guessing is) the Solarize filter in Photoshop, but to me it looks like the girl on the cover is engulfed in flames:

(http://www.notnowmusic.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/3/m3cd308_square_pack.jpg) (http://www.notnowmusic.com/ballet-favourites.html)

I want to get a fire extinguisher.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
This cover has at least two things that make me go "Wha?":

(https://newtonclassics.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/8802082-rachmaninov-gergiev.jpg) (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/)

That cover came directly from Newton Classics' blog (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/), so presumably that's how the graphic designer actually wanted it to look.

This one is from AllMusic (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729), and I prefer the colour of Valery's face here (it's a lot less red), but unfortunately the things that make me go "Wha?" are still there:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/217/MI0003217449.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 13, 2015, 07:18:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
There are at least two things about this cover that make me go "Wha?":

(https://newtonclassics.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/8802082-rachmaninov-gergiev.jpg) (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/)

That came from the Newton Classics blog (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/), so presumably the graphic designer actually wanted it to look like that.

The cover also appears over at AllMusic (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729), this time with Valery's face in a colour I prefer, but the things that make me go "Wha?" are still there:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/217/MI0003217449.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729)

I prefer the first. Demonic possession.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 08:26:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
This cover has at least two things that make me go "Wha?":

(https://newtonclassics.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/8802082-rachmaninov-gergiev.jpg) (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/)

That cover came directly from Newton Classics' blog (https://newtonclassics.wordpress.com/2011/11/25/acclaim-for-newton-classics-september-recordings/), so presumably that's how the graphic designer actually wanted it to look.

This one is from AllMusic (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729), and I prefer the colour of Valery's face here (it's a lot less red), but unfortunately the things that make me go "Wha?" are still there:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/217/MI0003217449.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729)

Quote from: Ken B on June 13, 2015, 07:18:10 PM
I prefer the first. Demonic possession.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud, O Ken.

As for "demonic possession", I think Valery's bloodshot eyes help him achieve that "Essence of Evil" look he may have been going for there.

I guess Valery decided not to use any of his "I'm really a family man at heart" photos for the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 13, 2015, 11:24:59 PM
He almost got an i-dot in his left eye.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 14, 2015, 12:28:58 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 13, 2015, 11:24:59 PM
He almost got an i-dot in his left eye.

Yep – among other things. (The more I look at that cover, the more I find to annoy me.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Some Scheherazade LP covers from back in the day:

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg)

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ml4289-tourel-ravel-shehera.jpg)

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/scheherazade-westminsterabc-ids9902-scherchen-byrongoto.jpg)

(Found here (https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/page/5/).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 16, 2015, 01:52:00 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/217/MI0003217449.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729)

Cue Ligeti's Lontano:
(http://www.entertainmentfuse.com/images/the-shining-615-1343666052.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on June 16, 2015, 04:04:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Some Scheherazade LP covers from back in the day:
(Found here (https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/page/5/).)

Scroll as I might, I didn't find this old favourite of mine:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LYeLNki21k8/TdXNVJOTZlI/AAAAAAAADBQ/FMvS30lGJ5k/s1600/scheherazade2.jpg)

I must have overlooked it, since the survey looks fairly exhaustive. Anyway, I'm not sure it would qualify for this thread. It looks mighty good to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 02:56:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 13, 2015, 06:34:15 PM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/217/MI0003217449.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/release/rachmaninov-symphony-no-2-mr0003429729)

Quote from: EigenUser on June 16, 2015, 01:52:00 AM
Cue Ligeti's Lontano:
(http://www.entertainmentfuse.com/images/the-shining-615-1343666052.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/v/l2OQbA3r78M
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 16, 2015, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 02:56:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/v/l2OQbA3r78M
Thank you Siri!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 04:03:10 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on June 16, 2015, 04:04:57 AM
Scroll as I might, I didn't find this old favourite of mine:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LYeLNki21k8/TdXNVJOTZlI/AAAAAAAADBQ/FMvS30lGJ5k/s1600/scheherazade2.jpg)

I must have overlooked it, since the survey looks fairly exhaustive. Anyway, I'm not sure it would qualify for this thread. It looks mighty good to me.

It's there, but in another part of that website:

https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/2014/06/06/scheherazade-on-capitol/ (https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/2014/06/06/scheherazade-on-capitol/)

Also on that page is the slightly less alluring back cover:

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/scheherazade-capitolp8305-back.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 16, 2015, 04:17:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Some Scheherazade LP covers from back in the day:

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg)

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ml4289-tourel-ravel-shehera.jpg)

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/scheherazade-westminsterabc-ids9902-scherchen-byrongoto.jpg)

(Found here (https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/page/5/).)

I like the first one. It's really very clever.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 16, 2015, 07:26:30 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Some Scheherazade LP covers from back in the day:

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg)



Side note on that cover and its proud claim of 33 1/3 RPM Long Play...
Am now in that part of the Big Rubinstein Box which covers the early 50s, and a host of Original Jackets with that motto.  Which to 2015 eyes is laughable, since the longest is about 50 minutes, while most hover at the 35-40 minute range, and some do not even break the 30 minute mark.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 16, 2015, 07:35:25 PM
Hat tip to Todd on the purchases thread.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/614XnPSH2hL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 16, 2015, 07:35:25 PM
Hat tip to Todd on the purchases thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21529.msg901418.html#msg901418).

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/614XnPSH2hL._SX425_.jpg)

What? I mean, what?

Believe it or not, that's a real cover, for a real album:

http://www.allmusic.com/album/carnaval-papillons-arabesque-mw0001391148/releases (http://www.allmusic.com/album/carnaval-papillons-arabesque-mw0001391148/releases)
http://www.amazon.com/Carnaval-Papillons-Arabesque-Jean-Luisada/dp/B000053W5Y (http://www.amazon.com/Carnaval-Papillons-Arabesque-Jean-Luisada/dp/B000053W5Y)

(http://catalogv3.nmusic.sapo.pt/albums/215836/600)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 16, 2015, 10:42:47 PM
butterfly from hell...

Did we have these already? (the first one is by far the worst)

[asin]B0000064X2[/asin]

[asin]B0000064X3[/asin]

[asin]B0000064X1[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 12:30:29 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 16, 2015, 10:42:47 PM
butterfly from hell...

Did we have these already? (the first one is by far the worst)

[asin]B0000064X2[/asin]

[asin]B0000064X3[/asin]

[asin]B0000064X1[/asin]

Unhelpful Information: I've seen the first one before, but I'm not sure if it was on this thread. The others I hadn't seen at all. And I'll be happy not to see them again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 17, 2015, 01:11:54 AM
Quote from: Ken B on June 16, 2015, 04:17:11 PM
I like the first one. It's really very clever.
I do, too. Perfect for the piece. Except at first glance I thought he was on a surfboard, not a magic carpet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 02:24:02 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 28, 2009, 07:56:23 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31V37EWQWXL._SS400_.jpg)

ahem....

that's the 454th bestselling EMI Classics CD... just so you know....  ;D

Quote from: Brahmsian on November 28, 2009, 08:10:41 AM
:D  The only difference is Rattle's hair is gray now.  8)  Still...I love the dude!  :)

Quote from: Sergeant Rock on November 30, 2009, 06:56:49 AM
Ghastly cover,...fun album.

Sarge

The cover for The Jazz Album (http://www.amazon.com/Jazz-Album-London-Sinfonietta-Rattle/dp/B000EHN1T6) is making a reappearance on this thread because I just bought the CD.

Here's a nice big cover to replace the tiny, tiny cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle.jpg)

And I'm with you, Sarge. I like the album.

By the way, EMI have reissued it plenty of times with different covers. Take your pick:

2006
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202006.jpg)



2007
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202007.jpg)



2008
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202008.jpg)



2012
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202012.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 02:25:41 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Some Scheherazade LP covers from back in the day:

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg) (https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/ml4289-tourel-ravel-shehera.jpg) (https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/scheherazade-westminsterabc-ids9902-scherchen-byrongoto.jpg)

(Found here (https://recordcovers.wordpress.com/page/5/).)

Quote from: Ken B on June 16, 2015, 04:17:11 PM
I like the first one. It's really very clever.

Quote from: EigenUser on June 17, 2015, 01:11:54 AM
I do, too. Perfect for the piece. Except at first glance I thought he was on a surfboard, not a magic carpet.

I thought it was a surfboard too. But then I had a closer look and realised it's an LP.

(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on June 17, 2015, 02:37:20 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 16, 2015, 10:42:47 PMDid we have these already? (the first one is by far the worst)

[asin]B0000064X2[/asin]

[asin]B0000064X1[/asin]

The last one is good. The first.. well, if it was a boss character from Dark Souls, I'd commend its design.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 17, 2015, 03:14:15 AM
I agree that the last one does not really deserve "worst" (although I cannot say that I particularly like it, it is by FAR the best of those 3). They are probably not original Rhinemaiden costumes from an actual production but it would work.

Of Rattle's Jazz Album I find the original cover funny but the best and most appropriate is the CfP reissue. The two others are IMO worse than the original.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 17, 2015, 03:14:15 AM
Of Rattle's Jazz Album I find the original cover funny but the best and most appropriate is the CfP reissue. The two others are IMO worse than the original.

The "Rattle" text for the 2006 cover hurts my head in a big way.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 02:24:02 AM
2006
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202006.jpg)

[Shudder]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 17, 2015, 04:55:37 AM
I fully agree. I have rather poor eyes despite glasses and if such big letters somehow get out of focus it makes me dizzy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 17, 2015, 05:08:25 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 17, 2015, 03:14:15 AM
Of Rattle's Jazz Album I find the original cover funny but the best and most appropriate is the CfP reissue.

My choice too. Nice cover.

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 17, 2015, 05:39:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 04:27:47 AM
The "Rattle" text for the 2006 cover hurts my head in a big way.

What's the visual equivalent of onomatopoeia?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on June 17, 2015, 11:17:47 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 16, 2015, 10:42:47 PMDid we have these already? (the first one is by far the worst)
[asin]B0000064X2[/asin]


Quote from: Todd on April 16, 2007, 10:14:15 AM
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000064X2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_AA240_.jpg)


Looks just as bad eight years later.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 03:43:08 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/The%20Jazz%20Album%20Rattle%202006.jpg)

Quote from: orfeo on June 17, 2015, 05:39:54 AM
What's the visual equivalent of onomatopoeia?

Probably that. (And it didn't even occur to me that may have been what the graphic designer was thinking when he or she unleashed that ghastly text effect on the unsuspecting viewer.)

But for me, instead of "rattle" it's more a case of "shake violently".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on June 17, 2015, 03:58:11 PM
Looks like they are from the movie Hellraiser. PinHead is going to kick their asses.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 17, 2015, 04:28:03 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on June 17, 2015, 01:11:54 AM
I do, too. Perfect for the piece. Except at first glance I thought he was on a surfboard, not a magic carpet.
Perfect for when The Beach Boys record it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 04:32:38 PM
Here's some more Wagner / Edo de Waart nonsense:

(http://cms.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/1405062383.jpg) (http://www.challengerecords.com/products/1402387226/)

I'm guessing that's Edo on the cover there (twice). Is he Tristan and Isolde? Why not add another Edo in the top or bottom right corner, and he can be Siegfried as well?

And the record company does it again with another disc in their Wagner series:

(http://cms.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/0608917233827-cover.jpg) (http://www.challengerecords.com/products/1239293820/)

And then they do a weird dual-Edo thing on this disc:

(http://cms.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/0608917232622-cover.jpg) (http://www.challengerecords.com/products/1225099115/)

I didn't see those two Edos on first viewing. When I finally noticed it I did a double take. (Boom Tish!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2015, 04:34:10 PM
(https://recordcovers.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/lm1002b-monteux-scheherazad.jpg)

Quote from: EigenUser on June 17, 2015, 01:11:54 AM
...at first glance I thought he was on a surfboard, not a magic carpet.

Quote from: Ken B on June 17, 2015, 04:28:03 PM
Perfect for when The Beach Boys record it!

"And we'll have fun, fun, fun 'til the Sultan takes that lady away..."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 19, 2015, 09:19:47 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)

Wow. That's... that's...

I can't think of a word to describe that cover.

I keep thinking the band is going to slide off the bottom of the photo.

Who on Earth decided it was a good idea to rotate the photo of an entire orchestra?

Wow.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 19, 2015, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)

I thought if I rotated the photo so it was horizontal that might fix the problem – but it's just as bad:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bruckner%20-%20Symphony%208%20Ballot%20horizontal.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 19, 2015, 10:16:38 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)

Changing the photo of the orchestra (to another one of the same orchestra) helps – but a problem with the replacement photo is the size of the orchestra and the pianist (is there a piano part in Bruckner's Eighth Symphony?):

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bruckner%20-%20Symphony%208%20Ballot%20replacemed%20photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 20, 2015, 05:08:38 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 19, 2015, 10:16:38 PM...but a problem with the replacement photo is the size of the orchestra and the pianist (is there a piano part in Bruckner's Eighth Symphony?):

Only in the long discredited Schalk edition  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 20, 2015, 06:58:09 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 19, 2015, 10:11:16 PM


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bruckner%20-%20Symphony%208%20Ballot%20horizontal.jpg)

I think I'm getting seasick! ;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 20, 2015, 08:59:41 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)

I am fine with it.the
To me it looks like the photographer was perched on the mezzanine box next to the proscenium.  It looks odd because we do not usually sit there when/if we attend concerts.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 20, 2015, 01:47:37 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 19, 2015, 08:42:19 PM
The ship is sinking but the band plays on...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/612l46GtHBL.jpg)
Yes, it has a Titanic feel to it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on June 20, 2015, 04:20:44 PM
This looks like a corporate meeting room and not a cover for Beethoven's concerto.....     ???

(http://www.oasthouserecords.co.uk/images/BEETH4.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on June 20, 2015, 04:51:58 PM
Is this real?

[asin]B00XWVIYE8[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2015, 05:26:08 PM
Quote from: Artem on June 20, 2015, 04:51:58 PM
Is this real?

[asin]B00XWVIYE8[/asin]

Apparently so.

Yikes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2015, 05:29:48 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 20, 2015, 04:20:44 PM
This looks like a corporate meeting room and not a cover for Beethoven's concerto.....     ???

(http://www.oasthouserecords.co.uk/images/BEETH4.jpg)

That's so... business-like.

And the dude with the cigarette in his mouth. What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 20, 2015, 09:22:55 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on June 20, 2015, 04:20:44 PM
This looks like a corporate meeting room and not a cover for Beethoven's concerto.....     ???

(http://www.oasthouserecords.co.uk/images/BEETH4.jpg)

No, look we're going to do it this way: violin entry first, then cello, then piano. If you don't like it then the deal's off.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 20, 2015, 09:56:16 PM
Quote from: Ken B on June 20, 2015, 01:47:37 PM
Yes, it has a Titanic feel to it!

"Bruckner for the Bottom of the Bay".


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2015, 10:02:00 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 20, 2015, 09:22:55 PM
(http://www.oasthouserecords.co.uk/images/BEETH4.jpg)

No, look we're going to do it this way: violin entry first, then cello, then piano. If you don't like it then the deal's off.

I read your caption, laughed a lot, went off and had some lunch, came back to the computer, saw your caption again, and laughed a lot again.

Thank you, orfeo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 21, 2015, 12:52:36 AM
It does look like a provincial 1958 business meeting. The main indication that these are artists is that three of them are not wearing ties.
In any case, Schneiderhan and Anda do look bored to death.
For the originals re-issue they picked the cover of the Brahms double which is boring but not quite as bad and Schneiderhan is almost smiling.

[asin]B0006ZFQN0[/asin]

Apparently there was also a nicer cover for the triple in some other LP issue:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41czQlq69UL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Luke on June 21, 2015, 01:47:07 AM
Fine, but give me a stuffy-but-sensible Beethoven business-meeting over this sort of thing (not classical, I know, but to give context):
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 21, 2015, 01:53:58 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 21, 2015, 12:52:36 AM
Brahms double which is boring
I'm glad we agree! ;D ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 21, 2015, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Luke on June 21, 2015, 01:47:07 AM
Fine, but give me a stuffy-but-sensible Beethoven business-meeting over this sort of thing (not classical, I know, but to give context):

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81XfxmIpqqL._SL1425_.jpg)

Ah, I love me some Glam.

It makes me...

https://www.youtube.com/v/OT_gKaipe5g
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 21, 2015, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2015, 05:26:08 PM
Apparently so.

Yikes!

Amazon thinks this is a recording of Schumann piano works


The three works selected for this recording by pianist Caspar Frantz Davidsbündlertänze, op. 6, his first great piano cycle; Nachtstücke, op. 23, and Gesänge der Frühe, op. 123 are quite dissimilar in some ways and yet closely related in others. Typical of the arch-Romantics, all have as their inspiration a literary source, and all three differently represent Schumanns early creative burst and his somewhat ill-considered latterly decline. Mr. Frantz is an internationally recognized concert and recording artist, with two acclaimed previous recordings for the Ars Produktion label.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on June 21, 2015, 08:17:54 PM
I just had to laugh at this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PEIPlFYyL._SL1411_.jpg)

No one told me Rachel Barton Pine was a druid! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on June 21, 2015, 08:46:59 PM
"Instrument of the Devil?" Cute.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/2c/8b/302c8bba703890c73f135fe10fcf01a2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 21, 2015, 09:59:58 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on June 21, 2015, 08:17:54 PM
I just had to laugh at this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PEIPlFYyL._SL1411_.jpg)

No one told me Rachel Barton Pine was a druid! ;D

I reckon they must be Patrick's hands.

Also: The look on Rachel's face tells me it wasn't her idea to dress up for the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 21, 2015, 10:15:42 PM
Quote from: Greg on June 21, 2015, 08:46:59 PM
"Instrument of the Devil?" Cute.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/2c/8b/302c8bba703890c73f135fe10fcf01a2.jpg)

With a title like that, I though somebody was going to make a joke along the lines of:

Instrument of the Devil:
(http://dreamatico.com/data_images/accordion/accordion-2.jpg)

...or...

Instrument of the Devil:
(http://www.cliparthut.com/clip-arts/747/bagpipes-clip-art-747773.jpg)

That kind of thing.

By the way, I found the photo of that accordion on a page featuring one of the weirdest things I've ever read on the Internet (http://dreamatico.com/accordion.html).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 22, 2015, 01:33:17 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on June 21, 2015, 08:17:54 PM
I just had to laugh at this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81PEIPlFYyL._SL1411_.jpg)

No one told me Rachel Barton Pine was a druid! ;D
That must be a viola!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on June 22, 2015, 12:52:39 PM
Quote from: Artem on June 20, 2015, 04:51:58 PM
Is this real?

[asin]B00XWVIYE8[/asin]

Mods, you can lock this thread now.  This is it - I mean THE worst looking CD/LP artwork.  (The writeup on amazon.com is gratifyingly wrong as well.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 24, 2015, 07:12:23 PM
The Stephen King version of a classic tale?




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51a82CdOppL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:44:43 PM
How to fill up a picture the easy way:

(http://www.music-bazaar.com/album-images/vol14/653/653592/2501164-big/Ravel-L-enfant-Et-Les-Sortileges-Ogeas-Berbie-Collard-Lorin-Maazel-1960-cover.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Ravel-Lenfant-Sortileges-Maurice/dp/B000001G9U)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:47:54 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 24, 2015, 07:12:23 PM
The Stephen King version of a classic tale?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51a82CdOppL.jpg)

Message for the designer of that cover:

https://www.youtube.com/v/hKoLlKmQSHU
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:57:12 PM
This one has me completely flummoxed:

(http://a195.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/101/Music/v4/8c/8d/0e/8c8d0ec8-694d-1cbe-b9b2-3c45fad127d1/SDG716_front_cover.1200x1200-75.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bach-Motets-J-S/dp/B007NUP6GS)

Nope. No idea.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on June 25, 2015, 01:38:33 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:57:12 PM
This one has me completely flummoxed:

(http://a195.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/101/Music/v4/8c/8d/0e/8c8d0ec8-694d-1cbe-b9b2-3c45fad127d1/SDG716_front_cover.1200x1200-75.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bach-Motets-J-S/dp/B007NUP6GS)

Nope. No idea.
:laugh:

For some reason, I first read that as Beach Motets.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 02:21:11 AM
(http://a195.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/101/Music/v4/8c/8d/0e/8c8d0ec8-694d-1cbe-b9b2-3c45fad127d1/SDG716_front_cover.1200x1200-75.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bach-Motets-J-S/dp/B007NUP6GS)

Quote from: EigenUser on June 25, 2015, 01:38:33 AM
:laugh:

For some reason, I first read that as Beach Motets.

Of course! He's at the Bach. (Listening to The Bach Boys.)

[Warning: Different pun coming up]

And when he's finished getting the sand out of his pants, he'll go home and run a nice hot Bach.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on June 25, 2015, 05:25:16 AM
Perhaps they play that at bachelor parties.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 25, 2015, 10:11:34 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:47:54 PM
Message for the designer of that cover:

https://www.youtube.com/v/hKoLlKmQSHU

:laugh:


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on June 25, 2015, 10:21:39 AM
"Of course, it's your own trip, so be my guest."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on June 25, 2015, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:44:43 PM
How to fill up a picture the easy way:

(http://www.music-bazaar.com/album-images/vol14/653/653592/2501164-big/Ravel-L-enfant-Et-Les-Sortileges-Ogeas-Berbie-Collard-Lorin-Maazel-1960-cover.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Ravel-Lenfant-Sortileges-Maurice/dp/B000001G9U)

The Chinese word says "grain".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 03:52:11 PM
There's nothing like four arrows pointing to a large red dot to let you know what you'll be listening to:

(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/c4/ed/001eedc4.jpeg) (http://www.discogs.com/Various-Treffpunkt-Klassik/release/3222891)

In this case it's Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninov, Mozart, Haydn, and other arrow-and-red-dot-related composers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 25, 2015, 04:52:40 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 24, 2015, 11:57:12 PM
This one has me completely flummoxed:

(http://a195.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/101/Music/v4/8c/8d/0e/8c8d0ec8-694d-1cbe-b9b2-3c45fad127d1/SDG716_front_cover.1200x1200-75.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Bach-Motets-J-S/dp/B007NUP6GS)

Nope. No idea.

I love the image though, I'm guessing it's Philippe Petit

(http://www.circusnyc.com/img/workshops/100628a.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on June 25, 2015, 04:58:43 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 25, 2015, 04:52:40 PM
I love the image though, I'm guessing it's Philippe Petit

(http://www.circusnyc.com/img/workshops/100628a.jpg)

And I think the photo is by Jean Blondeau.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 05:15:21 PM
John Eliot the Gardiner does it again with another "Huh?" cover:

(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Rec-BIG/SJP-Gardiner-R2a%5BSDG-2CD%5D.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/St-John-Passion-J-S-Bach/dp/B004KDO2KM)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 25, 2015, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 25, 2015, 04:52:40 PM
I love the image though, I'm guessing it's Philippe Petit

Quote from: NikF on June 25, 2015, 04:58:43 PM
And I think the photo is by Jean Blondeau.

Yeah, but who made the wire?

;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on June 25, 2015, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 05:15:21 PM
John Eliot the Gardiner does it again with another "Huh?" cover:

(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Rec-BIG/SJP-Gardiner-R2a%5BSDG-2CD%5D.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/St-John-Passion-J-S-Bach/dp/B004KDO2KM)
a cross?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on June 25, 2015, 07:04:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 05:15:21 PM
John Eliot the Gardiner does it again with another "Huh?" cover:

(http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Pic-Rec-BIG/SJP-Gardiner-R2a%5BSDG-2CD%5D.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/St-John-Passion-J-S-Bach/dp/B004KDO2KM)

Connection to a Higher Power.

BTW, I like that Ravel cover.  It  conveys the bizarro dream content of the opera quite well, and among the characters are a teapot and a Chinese teacup.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 25, 2015, 07:48:24 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 25, 2015, 04:52:40 PM
I love the image though, I'm guessing it's Philippe Petit

(http://www.circusnyc.com/img/workshops/100628a.jpg)

A human lightening rod by the look of that stormy sky! ;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 26, 2015, 01:41:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 25, 2015, 03:52:11 PM
There's nothing like four arrows pointing to a large red dot to let you know what you'll be listening to:

(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/c4/ed/001eedc4.jpeg) (http://www.discogs.com/Various-Treffpunkt-Klassik/release/3222891)

In this case it's Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninov, Mozart, Haydn, and other arrow-and-red-dot-related composers.

"Treffpunkt". Meeting place, or more literally meeting point.

EDIT: Which appears to be the name of a German classical music radio show. No doubt this is what the PERFORMANCES are related to.

Honestly, PPP, you could do a little homework, especially when there's foreign language writing on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 26, 2015, 01:56:52 AM
Quote from: Ken B on June 25, 2015, 05:16:23 PM
Yeah, but who made the wire?

;)

David Simon?

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 26, 2015, 08:45:21 AM
Could they have made the text harder to read?

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CD98.932.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 26, 2015, 03:49:14 PM
(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/c4/ed/001eedc4.jpeg)

Quote from: orfeo on June 26, 2015, 01:41:24 AM
"Treffpunkt". Meeting place, or more literally meeting point.

EDIT: Which appears to be the name of a German classical music radio show. No doubt this is what the PERFORMANCES are related to.

Honestly, PPP, you could do a little homework, especially when there's foreign language writing on the cover.

I did. I fired up Google Translate (https://translate.google.com/), entered "Treffpunkt" and it said "Meeting place".

I then entered "Treffpunkt Klassik", and it said "Classical meeting place". I said "OK."

But I still saw four arrows pointing to a large red dot on the cover of an album featuring the music of Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninov, Mozart, Haydn and other composers. Even if that's where they're all meeting, I have a lot of trouble associating composers with large red dots (and arrows).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on June 26, 2015, 04:10:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 26, 2015, 03:49:14 PM
I have a lot of trouble associating composers with large red dots

With a white background, maybe Takemitsu...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 26, 2015, 04:22:47 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 26, 2015, 08:45:21 AM
Could they have made the text harder to read?

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CD98.932.jpg)

Yep – by closely matching the colour of the text with the colours in the background.

But that's hard enough to read. The largest version of the cover I could find (on Hänssler Classic's website (http://www.haenssler-classic.de/en/detail-view/titel/piano-concertos-1/15972/15972/15972.html)) is a little easier to read, but it's still hard:

(http://www.haenssler-classic.de/fileadmin/mediafiles/scm_shopproduct/Bilder/Cover_Download/098932000.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 27, 2015, 01:11:28 AM
The cover is not pretty and an incoherent mixture of the flowery script, background ornaments and the dot/arrow graphics, but actually spot on. You will still find slightly similar graphics in German  railway stations pointing to help desks or designated meeting points for tourist groups or so.
Because the Denon sampler is probably catering to "best of classics" listeners it invites them to meet at/with popular classical pieces. So it is ugly but not as stupid or arbitrary as one might have thought.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 03, 2015, 05:32:54 PM
Tonight's listening agenda has produced two candidates for this thread.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81%2BVx85k6fL._SX522_.jpg)
Why use a stock photo of a statue showing someone throwing a baby off a balcony?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81hg7KMlybL._SX522_.jpg)
This one should have been easy to remedy.  Do not wait until after the photoshoot to tell your subject he did not shave very well that morning.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 03, 2015, 06:24:26 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 03, 2015, 05:32:54 PM
Tonight's listening agenda has produced two candidates for this thread.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81%2BVx85k6fL._SX522_.jpg)
Why use a stock photo of a statue showing someone throwing a baby off a balcony?

I must admit I didn't notice that. I noticed other things. (See following paragraphs.) Having a second look, I think the baby-off-the-balcony thing might actually be a Lion-King thing:

(http://www.creativedrinks.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Lion-King-the-lion-king-13191392-800-600.jpg)

At least I hope it is.

There are three things about the Praetorius cover (not including the baby gettin' chucked off the balcony) that I find bothersome:

1. The font/typeface used for "Praetorius". I think that's wildly inappropriate/anachronistic;

2. The bits of red in the top left and right make me wonder, "Is that lens flare?"; and

3. I think the overall colour scheme is dreary with a capital "D".

As for the other cover...

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 03, 2015, 05:32:54 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81hg7KMlybL._SX522_.jpg)
This one should have been easy to remedy.  Do not wait until after the photoshoot to tell your subject he did not shave very well that morning.

I didn't notice Ivan Fischer's five-o'clock shadow (photographed at five past five).

I like the acute accent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_accent) in Iván's first name doubling as an "i". I think that's cute. But I don't like how Iván's "I" intrudes on "Festival". Grrr.

The blue-ish box with all the text inside looks like a tattoo to me.

And I'm not a fan of the placement of the logo. To me, its position is wrong, wrong, wrong. Why – apart from "Well, we've always put the logo in that place on our covers" – would anyone willingly put the logo there?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 06:46:56 PM
I'd love to be able to say something witty and erudite about this cover, but I can't think of anything.

All I see on this cover is a human being standing in a way that I'd describe as "not terribly natural".

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_1080/MI0001/054/MI0001054390.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Alexandre-Tharaud-plays-Rameau-Jean-Philippe/dp/B00005QAGJ)


This one's a little better, but Alexandre's pose still looks awkward to me. What is he looking at? Did someone hoist his piano in the air, and he's trying to figure out a way to get it down?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71HNwhnX7JL._SL1425_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Scarlatti-Sonatas-D/dp/B004FUZLYG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 05, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
I think Tharaud tried to do a little better in this one but it didn't quite work out.




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71--jZi2N5L._SL1425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:00:29 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 05, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
I think Tharaud tried to do a little better in this one but it didn't quite work out.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71--jZi2N5L._SL1425_.jpg)

Oh dear.

I like the background location, though. It makes me me want to go see a movie.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:16:29 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 05, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
I think Tharaud tried to do a little better in this one but it didn't quite work out.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71--jZi2N5L._SL1425_.jpg)

Here's the original photo. If you click on it, you'll find yourself basking in all its 6,144 pixels by 4,096 pixels glory:

(http://lprimages.s3.amazonaws.com/2012/09/Tharaud-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:20:30 PM
It seems that poor old Alexandre (or maybe that should be "rich young Alexandre") just can't be photographed decently.

Here he is with a lamp growing out of his head:

(http://lprimages.s3.amazonaws.com/2012/09/Tharaud-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:24:43 PM
And here's a photo of Alexandre competing for attention with a very shiny piano lid. To me, the reflection from the lid makes this photo much busier than it needs to be:

(http://images.lpcdn.ca/641x427/201203/29/486105-spectacle-qualexandre-tharaud-photo-albin.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:41:00 PM
There are two things about this photo:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Alexandre%20Tharaud.jpg)

1. Alexandre appears to be all alone in the theatre. Is the photographer trying to portray Alexander as a lonely boy (https://youtu.be/boAv-Bu4MrI)?

2. He's not even sitting on any of the chairs (all the seats are up).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:42:43 PM
(http://www.musicaltoronto.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/alexandre.jpg)

"Why won't all those photographers leave me alone?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:50:08 PM
I just found an alternative front cover for Alexandre's Le Bœuf sur le toit: Swinging Paris album:

(http://www.franceinter.fr/sites/default/files/2012/10/31/490419/imagepage/theraud.jpg)

I found it here (http://www.franceinter.fr/oeuvre-le-boeuf-sur-le-toit).

Was that the original cover? And if so, why, record company? Why?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:57:11 PM
And another unhelpful photo of Alexandre:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Alexandre%20Tharaud%202.jpg)

Don't photographers like him?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on July 06, 2015, 06:16:12 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 05, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
I think Tharaud tried to do a little better in this one but it didn't quite work out.




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71--jZi2N5L._SL1425_.jpg)

He looks like the typical white-guy-with-no-rhythm.... and it's a "swing" album---- oy vey!!!!! Classical guys aren't usually known for their rhythmic freedom----


yes- all the pics are ghastly :( poor guy
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on July 06, 2015, 08:03:58 AM
I thought the original cover looked bad enough but this one just takes the cake:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dHPOWyZ8L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 08:39:00 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 06:46:56 PM
I'd love to be able to say something witty and erudite about this cover, but I can't think of anything.

All I see on this cover is a human being standing in a way that I'd describe as "not terribly natural".

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_1080/MI0001/054/MI0001054390.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Alexandre-Tharaud-plays-Rameau-Jean-Philippe/dp/B00005QAGJ)




[asin]B00MR4FR8M[/asin]


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: James on July 06, 2015, 08:46:47 AM
I love this thread ..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 06, 2015, 10:18:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:57:11 PM
And another unhelpful photo of Alexandre:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Alexandre%20Tharaud%202.jpg)

Don't photographers like him?
My first thought:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cbv4e6tump3fi6r/MC_Escher-ized.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 04:59:57 PM
Quote from: James on July 06, 2015, 08:46:47 AM
I love this thread ..

Me too. The responses are making me laugh. A lot.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:09:01 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 08:39:00 AM
[asin]B00MR4FR8M[/asin]

Golly. That is one unflattering photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:09:01 PM
Golly. That is one unflattering photo.

I think I sat next to him in high school, he was always so uninterested in class.  ;D

Plus they have Vasily seated so his body seems to expand as it gets lower, looks frumpy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:14:19 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 05, 2015, 09:46:00 PM
I think Tharaud tried to do a little better in this one but it didn't quite work out.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71--jZi2N5L._SL1425_.jpg)

Quote from: snyprrr on July 06, 2015, 06:16:12 AM
He looks like the typical white-guy-with-no-rhythm.... and it's a "swing" album---- oy vey!!!!! Classical guys aren't usually known for their rhythmic freedom----

yes- all the pics are ghastly :( poor guy

The way Alexandre's hands are positioned, it looks to me like he's holding an imaginary clarinet. I reckon someone could easily come to the conclusion that this is a clarinetist's album. (Random Prospective Album Buyer: "Is Rhapsody in Blue on it?")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 08:39:00 AM
[asin]B00MR4FR8M[/asin]

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:09:01 PM
Golly. That is one unflattering photo.

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
I think I sat next to him in high school, he was always so uninterested in class.  ;D

Plus they have Vasily seated so his body seems to expand as it gets lower, looks frumpy.

That'd be due to the unfortunate arm position.

And what is he doing with his hands? Does he have hands?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:21:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:16:58 PM
That'd be due to the unfortunate arm position.

And what is he doing with his hands? Does he have hands?

No hands. And from his expression, possibly no life or energy left.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:57:11 PM
And another unhelpful photo of Alexandre:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Alexandre%20Tharaud%202.jpg)

Don't photographers like him?

Quote from: EigenUser on July 06, 2015, 10:18:49 AM
My first thought:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cbv4e6tump3fi6r/MC_Escher-ized.jpg)

Brilliant!

Here's Alexandre at home:

(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mcescher-lego-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 08:39:00 AM
[asin]B00MR4FR8M[/asin]

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:09:01 PM
Golly. That is one unflattering photo.

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
I think I sat next to him in high school, he was always so uninterested in class.  ;D

Plus they have Vasily seated so his body seems to expand as it gets lower, looks frumpy.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:16:58 PM
That'd be due to the unfortunate arm position.

And what is he doing with his hands? Does he have hands?

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:21:15 PM
No hands. And from his expression, possibly no life or energy left.

A man who's given up.

I guess that's one of the perils of playing Shostakovich.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on July 06, 2015, 08:03:58 AM
I thought the original cover looked bad enough but this one just takes the cake:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dHPOWyZ8L.jpg)

Yuck.

The more I look at that cover, the more I find to not like about it.

1. Just how many fonts were used for the text on that cover? It's a mess.
2. "The Miraculous Mandarin" text tramples over "Bartók". Grrr.
3. The accent over the "o" in Bartók" has been pushed down so that it encroaches on the "o". Grrr.
4. Is that a one or a seven at the end of "Bartók"? And why is it so close the end of the name? It looks like it's a part of it (i.e., "Bartók1"). Grrr!
5. Iván's shadow looks a bit iffy to me. It looks like it was copied and pasted on to the image, rather than his actual shadow. Grrr I tell ya!
6. And the top and bottom of the diagonal lines for Béla's picture bothers me too. (There's plenty of "Grrr" to go around here.) I'd prefer it to begin at the corners, and extend to the other end of the cover, like so:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bartok%20-%20The%20Miraculous%20Mandarin%20Fischer%20modified.jpg)


I think the other cover for the album is better, but not by much:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OYWroLD9L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 06, 2015, 06:28:27 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
I think I sat next to him in high school, he was always so uninterested in class.  ;D
With that in mind, I feel very similar to the guy now...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 08:39:00 AM
[asin]B00MR4FR8M[/asin]

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 06, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
I think I sat next to him in high school, he was always so uninterested in class.  ;D

Quote from: Greg on July 06, 2015, 06:28:27 PM
With that in mind, I feel very similar to the guy now...

Don't give up! Things'll be fine! Don't listen to Shostakovich!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 07, 2015, 01:44:09 AM
If there was such a job as cover artwork critic, you guys would make the Hurwitzer look like the most amiable, gentle and tolerant person in the world.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 07, 2015, 01:47:30 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 05:26:33 PM
Brilliant!

Here's Alexandre at home:

(http://www.earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mcescher-lego-3.jpg)
He needs to record the Ligeti piano concerto (or, at least some of the Etudes) and use my modified cover as the cover art. I think it would be a good fit.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 04:13:08 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2015, 10:57:11 PM
And another unhelpful photo of Alexandre:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Alexandre%20Tharaud%202.jpg)

Don't photographers like him?

Quote from: EigenUser on July 06, 2015, 10:18:49 AM
My first thought:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cbv4e6tump3fi6r/MC_Escher-ized.jpg)

Quote from: EigenUser on July 07, 2015, 01:47:30 AM
He needs to record the Ligeti piano concerto (or, at least some of the Etudes) and use my modified cover as the cover art. I think it would be a good fit.

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 07, 2015, 06:29:42 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on July 06, 2015, 10:18:49 AM
My first thought:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/cbv4e6tump3fi6r/MC_Escher-ized.jpg)

Thank you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 07, 2015, 06:54:10 AM
I can't say I see anything wrong with the Petrenko cover. Sure, it's not glamorous but I don't think it's supposed to be. It's late Shostakovich, for heavens' sake.

The Tharaud pictures on the other hand... oh dear. The best explanation as to why the record company might have gone for a bull's head instead is (1) well, it does say the French for "beef" on the cover, which google translate tells me also means "jam session"**, and (2) they finally gave up trying to photograph their pianist.

**Seriously, PPP, translate the covers! Every time you say "why" I spend a couple of minutes with Google and come up with a completely plausible reason.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 07, 2015, 07:06:13 AM
Quote from: orfeo on July 07, 2015, 06:54:10 AM
I can't say I see anything wrong with the Petrenko cover. Sure, it's not glamorous but I don't think it's supposed to be. It's late Shostakovich, for heavens' sake.

I'd go further and say all of those Petrenko Shostakovich covers are well above average for Naxos.

This thread has become not very fun.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 04:39:54 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Jimw5eyTL.jpg)

Quote from: orfeo on July 07, 2015, 06:54:10 AM
I can't say I see anything wrong with the Petrenko cover. Sure, it's not glamorous but I don't think it's supposed to be. It's late Shostakovich, for heavens' sake.

The Tharaud pictures on the other hand... oh dear. The best explanation as to why the record company might have gone for a bull's head instead is (1) well, it does say the French for "beef" on the cover, which google translate tells me also means "jam session"**, and (2) they finally gave up trying to photograph their pianist.

**Seriously, PPP, translate the covers! Every time you say "why" I spend a couple of minutes with Google and come up with a completely plausible reason.

(http://www.franceinter.fr/sites/default/files/2012/10/31/490419/imagepage/theraud.jpg)

I understood the beef thing, but I'm a vegetarian, and the sight of an animal's head on a plate is, to say the least, off-putting. My "Why?" was along the lines of "Didn't the record company think there'd be people out there who might not enjoy seeing a photo of an animal's head on a plate?"

And are there flies buzzing around that head? (In the words of young people nowadays: "Ewww.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on July 07, 2015, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 06, 2015, 06:13:42 PM
Yuck.

The more I look at that cover, the more I find to not like about it.

1. Just how many fonts were used for the text on that cover? It's a mess.
2. "The Miraculous Mandarin" text tramples over "Bartók". Grrr.
3. The accent over the "o" in Bartók" has been pushed down so that it encroaches on the "o". Grrr.
4. Is that a one or a seven at the end of "Bartók"? And why is it so close the end of the name? It looks like it's a part of it (i.e., "Bartók1"). Grrr!
5. Iván's shadow looks a bit iffy to me. It looks like it was copied and pasted on to the image, rather than his actual shadow. Grrr I tell ya!
6. And the top and bottom of the diagonal lines for Béla's picture bothers me too. (There's plenty of "Grrr" to go around here.) I'd prefer it to begin at the corners, and extend to the other end of the cover, like so:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Bartok%20-%20The%20Miraculous%20Mandarin%20Fischer%20modified.jpg)


I think the other cover for the album is better, but not by much:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OYWroLD9L.jpg)

Pretty much my sentiments about the cover design. Looks like a third grader created it. I'm glad I bought the box of Fischer's Bartok:

(http://ecsmedia.pl/c/bartok-orchestral-music-b-iext29165011.jpg)

This cover is a million times better than any of the covers from the original releases and the reissues.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 07, 2015, 07:06:13 AM
I'd go further and say all of those Petrenko Shostakovich covers are well above average for Naxos.

Well, they make a change from the standard, we've-always-done-it-this-way Naxos cover (i.e., white with some text and a rectangular image).

Quote from: Pat B on July 07, 2015, 07:06:13 AMThis thread has become not very fun.

Maybe you preferred the covers when they were mind-blowingly, indescribably indescribable, like...

(http://assets3.classicfm.com/2015/10/red-priest---handel-in-the-wind-1426262207-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/raymond-devos/)

(http://assets2.classicfm.com/2014/43/raymond-devos---au-theatre-des-varietes-1414490678-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/raymond-devos/)

(http://assets7.classicfm.com/2014/23/music-for-your-plants-1402402051-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/music-for-your-plants/)

(http://assets9.classicfm.com/2014/23/derek-bell-plays-with-himself-1402401697-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/derek-bell-plays-with-himself/)

They're the first four covers on Classic FM's list of "The worst classical album covers ever" (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever).

I'm very pleased to say that one of my recent CD purchases made the list (at number 6):

(http://assets2.classicfm.com/2013/27/worst-album-covers-7-1373465426-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/simon-rattle/)

Woohoo!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:03:13 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on July 07, 2015, 04:46:31 PM
I'm glad I bought the box of Fischer's Bartók:

(http://ecsmedia.pl/c/bartok-orchestral-music-b-iext29165011.jpg)

This cover is a million times better than any of the covers from the original releases and the reissues.

I guess it's one of those "in the eye of the beholder" things, because what I'm beholding is this thought: "Well, I never knew Béla Bartók was a hippy."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on July 07, 2015, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:03:13 PM
I guess it's one of those "in the eye of the beholder" things, because what I'm beholding is this thought: "Well, I never knew Béla Bartók was a hippy."

Remember I didn't say I liked it, I just commented that it's better than the original releases' covers. A Hungarian painting of a landscape or villagers dancing would have been more preferable.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:18:20 PM
(http://ecsmedia.pl/c/bartok-orchestral-music-b-iext29165011.jpg)

Quote from: Mirror Image on July 07, 2015, 05:08:18 PM
Remember I didn't say I liked it, I just commented that it's better than the original releases' covers. A Hungarian painting of a landscape or villagers dancing would have been more preferable.

I'd agree with you about that cover being preferrable to the originals. I prefer it mainly because the originals were a bit of a hodgepodge (consistency, people!), and that cover is one cover (not three).

I'm not entirely sure about the idea of a psychedelic Béla Bartók on the cover – but I like the colours.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 07, 2015, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
(http://assets3.classicfm.com/2015/10/red-priest---handel-in-the-wind-1426262207-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/raymond-devos/)

(http://assets2.classicfm.com/2014/43/raymond-devos---au-theatre-des-varietes-1414490678-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/raymond-devos/)

(http://assets7.classicfm.com/2014/23/music-for-your-plants-1402402051-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/music-for-your-plants/)

(http://assets9.classicfm.com/2014/23/derek-bell-plays-with-himself-1402401697-view-0.jpg) (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever/derek-bell-plays-with-himself/)

They're the first four covers on Classic FM's list of "The worst classical album covers ever" (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever).


Woohoo!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 07, 2015, 06:18:55 PM
And when all else fails with Tharaud just trot out the "Explicit Lyrics" pop look.



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81xvvEpS5JL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 06:29:49 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 07, 2015, 06:18:55 PM
And when all else fails with Tharaud just trot out the "Explicit Lyrics" pop look.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81xvvEpS5JL._SL1500_.jpg)

Or the "I'm a member of a boy band, but I don't know where the rest of the guys are" look.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 07, 2015, 06:35:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 06:29:49 PM
Or the "I'm a member of a boy band, but I don't know where the rest of the guys are" look.

LOL!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 07, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dschpet22_edited-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 07, 2015, 07:44:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
Maybe you preferred the covers when they were mind-blowingly, indescribably indescribable, like...

Yes, thank you (and Robot Greg). :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 07, 2015, 08:02:23 PM
(http://assets4.classicfm.com/2013/27/worst-album-covers-11-1373465426-view-0.jpg)

(http://cdn.discogs.com/-lHGulSRL_3qvTXz61AoJ3srFFY=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-5550679-1396366537-3197.jpeg.jpg)

These two are actually really cool. Karajan looks like a badass and that Donald Duck picture would be hilariously appropriate if it were for some Schoenberg.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 07, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dschpet22_edited-1.jpg)

When I noticed what I noticed, I laughed very loudly.

Thank you, GSM.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 07, 2015, 08:14:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 08:12:55 PM
When I noticed what I noticed, I laughed very loudly.

Thank you, GSM.

thank you, Peter.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 08:54:22 PM
Speaking of indescribably indescribable...

Quote from: Greg on July 07, 2015, 08:02:23 PM
(http://assets4.classicfm.com/2013/27/worst-album-covers-11-1373465426-view-0.jpg)

(http://cdn.discogs.com/-lHGulSRL_3qvTXz61AoJ3srFFY=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-5550679-1396366537-3197.jpeg.jpg)

These two are actually really cool. Karajan looks like a badass and that Donald Duck picture would be hilariously appropriate if it were for some Schoenberg.

That Karajan cover speaks to me. It says "I'm a jet-settin' rich dude."

As for the other cover:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510qpOTQEtL._SL500_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Paul-Hindemith-Kammermusik-Konzertst%C3%BCck-Sinfonietta/dp/B000009J3J)

I find that completely – and wonderfully – mystifying. Did the cover designer go with that particular image because the cellist's last name is Karttunen? (Boom-tish!)

I just had to find out more about this cover, so I went a-looking.

It's a 1974 watercolour by artist Olli Lyytikäinen (https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olli_Lyytik%C3%A4inen), and it's called "Donald Duck by a shrink". Olli's work can be found on the website of Waters Löwenhielm (http://waterslowenhielm.se/), a Swedish brand design company. (I found the image here (http://waterslowenhielm.se/akvarellmuseum/).) The drawing is on display at the Nordic Watercolour Museum (http://akvarellmuseet.org/) as part of an exhibition entitled "Fleeing Hamlet – In the head of Olle Lyytikäinen. (http://akvarellmuseet.org/en/exhibition/olli-lyytikainen)"

(http://waterslowenhielm.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/03.Flyende_Hamlet_k-940x528.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 08, 2015, 03:14:07 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
They're the first four covers on Classic FM's list of "The worst classical album covers ever" (http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/worst-classical-album-covers-ever).

Some of them are bad because of the concept, not the execution. An album called "Derek Bell plays with himself" is bad even when it appears in a text catalogue. It's not the cover that's the problem.

Your Simon Rattle jazz one, though... yeah, there the imagery is the problem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on July 08, 2015, 04:24:06 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 07, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dschpet22_edited-1.jpg)

:D  It took awhile for me to notice.  Very subtle.  Is Petrenko the new Paavo?  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 08, 2015, 04:24:53 AM
Quote from: ChamberNut on July 08, 2015, 04:24:06 AM
:D  It took awhile for me to notice.  Very subtle.  Is Petrenko the new Paavo?  8)

Hah!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 07, 2015, 07:18:36 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dschpet22_edited-1.jpg)

Quote from: ChamberNut on July 08, 2015, 04:24:06 AM
:D  It took awhile for me to notice.  Very subtle.  Is Petrenko the new Paavo?  8)

I hope so.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 08, 2015, 03:45:56 PM
Quote from: ChamberNut on July 08, 2015, 04:24:06 AM
Is Petrenko the new Paavo?  8)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
I hope so.

Yep.  8)

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tokyopet.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 08, 2015, 04:09:30 PM
Man, that's got to hurt  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/feb2015/tokyopetbllood.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 08, 2015, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on July 08, 2015, 04:09:30 PM
Man, that's got to hurt  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/feb2015/tokyopetbllood.jpg)

HA!  ;D  That explains his depression.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 08, 2015, 05:02:49 PM
Ouch!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 06:26:02 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/dschpet22_edited-1.jpg)  (https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tokyopet.jpg)

Quote from: ChamberNut on July 08, 2015, 04:24:06 AM
Is Petrenko the new Paavo?  8)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
I hope so.

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 08, 2015, 03:45:56 PM
Yep.  8)

In that case... Any requests?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 06:34:47 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 08, 2015, 03:45:56 PM
(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tokyopet.jpg)

Speaking of Vasily (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Petrenko) and the phrase "dangerously close"...

(http://www.echoklassik.de/uploads/pics/Vasily-Petrenko_detail_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 06:35:35 PM
Vasily (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Petrenko) sez...

(http://www.resmusica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vasily_petrenko_paris201202.jpg)

"This is pointy."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 08, 2015, 06:56:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 07, 2015, 08:54:22 PM
I find that completely – and wonderfully – mystifying. Did the cover designer go with that particular image because the cellist's last name is Karttunen? (Boom-tish!)
Ha!  :D
But you said it better than I could- "complely and wonderfully mystifying" is the perfect description.

I wish there were more cartoon characters in expressionist artworks like these. But it would be hard to create something as good as this- just look at that facial expression!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 08:05:15 PM
(http://assets4.classicfm.com/2013/27/worst-album-covers-11-1373465426-view-0.jpg)

Quote from: Greg on July 08, 2015, 06:56:11 PM
I wish there were more cartoon characters in expressionist artworks like these. But it would be hard to create something as good as this- just look at that facial expression!

I'd be happy to modify some existing covers to include cartoon characters. Give me a few minutes...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 08:29:42 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beaux%20Arts%20Trio%20Philips%20Recordings%201967-1974%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 08, 2015, 08:39:57 PM
Oh boy. You're giving me some ideas now...  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 08:46:46 PM
Quote from: Greg on July 08, 2015, 08:39:57 PM
Oh boy. You're giving me some ideas now...  >:D

Excellent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 08:47:30 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Beethoven%20-%20Piano%20Sonatas%20Alfred%20Brendel%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 09:10:38 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Shostakovich%20-%20Symphony%20No.%204%20Petrenko%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 09:47:06 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Boulez%20Stravinsky%20modified.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 09, 2015, 03:13:02 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 08, 2015, 09:10:38 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Shostakovich%20-%20Symphony%20No.%204%20Petrenko%20modified.jpg)

Very nice!  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on July 09, 2015, 04:00:57 AM
I LOVE the cartoon covers - esp. the Beaux Arts groupies - CD labels should take note.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on July 09, 2015, 04:37:06 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 08, 2015, 03:45:56 PM
Yep.  8)

(https://gregscottmoeller.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/tokyopet.jpg)

Nice!  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 09, 2015, 05:55:28 AM
"All my life I always wanted to be a gangster." - Lenny


(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/036/MI0001036317.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 09, 2015, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 09, 2015, 05:55:28 AM
"All my life I always wanted to be a gangster." - Lenny

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/036/MI0001036317.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

Egad!*

I've never been to Budapest (or Buda or Pest, back when they weren't together), so I'll have to take the record company's word for it that Lenny is indeed in that particular city.

But wow, what a non-photo of someone as supposedly prestigious as an orchestral conductor. (You know, someone in charge of a hundred or so people, all making great art – not someone who just rode their bike to the shops**.)

PS: As far as I know, it's spelled "gangsta".

(*Sorry about the strong language there.)

(**I know that conductors are human beings who can do more than just conduct – like ride a bike to the shops, for example – but I thought they were supposed to be presented to the world as magisterial figures in The Art of Music.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 10, 2015, 01:55:52 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 09, 2015, 05:55:28 AM
"All my life I always wanted to be a gangster." - Lenny


(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/036/MI0001036317.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
It kind of looks like he is out for a jog in Budapest on a cool, late-Autumn morning.

I do still need to hear his MSPC, BTW. My #1 favorite piece of all time. Ever. In this universe. Amen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2015, 09:09:48 PM
Quote from: EigenUser on July 10, 2015, 01:55:52 AM
I do still need to hear his MSPC, BTW. My #1 favorite piece of all time. Ever. In this universe. Amen.

Béla Bartók (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9la_Bart%C3%B3k): Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta, Sz. 106, BB 114 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_for_Strings,_Percussion_and_Celesta)

New York Philharmonic (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Philharmonic) / Leonard Bernstein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Bernstein)

Recorded at Manhattan Center, New York City, March 20, 1961.


Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/v/ppesOy95vgo


Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/v/8us0DJExN70


Part 3:
https://www.youtube.com/v/8WY2Fo4cUB0
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 11, 2015, 05:38:32 PM
Bizet's newly discovered opera, Car Men. About car salesmen?

[asin]B00SKEZBDO[/asin]



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 11, 2015, 05:46:55 PM
Quote from: George on July 11, 2015, 05:44:01 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512fATyjS6L._SL500_.jpg)]

Ouch. Mine above is not really bad, just funny. But yours, George, is bad.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on July 11, 2015, 06:03:58 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 11, 2015, 05:38:32 PM
Bizet's newly discovered opera, Car Men. About car salesmen?

[asin]B00SKEZBDO[/asin]
;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:06:37 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 11, 2015, 05:38:32 PM
Bizet's newly discovered opera, Car Men. About car salesmen?

[asin]B00SKEZBDO[/asin]

Oh dear. Such a simple thing, designing an album cover where the title is one word. One word.

That cover reminds me of a Twitter feed I follow:

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob (https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob)

Examples from You Had One Job:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJrflTlWgAAAxiE.jpg)


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJrRexvWcAA_7Y_.jpg)


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqM8bUWsAAncFu.jpg)


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJpfMisWIAAd1U9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:26:02 PM
Quote from: George on July 11, 2015, 05:44:01 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512fATyjS6L._SL500_.jpg)]

There's something about drawings of composers that the artists don't quite capture. (For one thing, they don't capture what the composer actually looks like.)

Aaron Copland seems to fare the worst from the cartoon treatment.

A selection of Aaron Copland cartoon album travesties...

Not too bad, but not great:
(http://cdn.discogs.com/hJJVe8Srs9f13kUin3KJiEh9S-o=/fit-in/600x591/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-5326589-1390674990-7212.jpeg.jpg)


The likeness is almost there, but the cover's messy:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/8140sykSZbL.jpg)


Those eyes!:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51koI1c36KL.jpg)


I think the artist was trying to be witty here, but it just makes me go "What?":
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gK1YnBioL.jpg)


Another "witty" one, but to me it's wrong, wrong, wrong:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JY0FRD8CL.jpg)


Almost there, but then the artist goes into "Who is that man?" mode for Lenny:
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/007/MI0001007472.jpg)


This, for me, is the worst one (it's also, mercifully, the smallest one I could find):

(http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc700/c707/c70704ldyt3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:40:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:06:37 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqM8bUWsAAncFu.jpg)

Quote from: George on July 11, 2015, 10:10:59 PM
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

Also from You Had One Job (https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob)...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJmLW8sW8AAQ9_e.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:44:54 PM
I just found this at the top of this thread's page (the banner ad that offers Amazon.com's album suggestions). I want to like it:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RFNo32U3L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000F3T7RE)

It's bad enough that there's a faded pair of glasses at the bottom of the cover, but... there are eyes in those glasses. [Shudder]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on July 11, 2015, 11:47:05 PM
Putting images on a cover is clearly a mistake. We should do something simple that's impossible to screw up, like just listing the composers, the names of their pieces, and the perf-

(http://d250ptlkmugbjz.cloudfront.net/images/covers/35/05/4032824000535_600.jpg)

... never mind.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 12, 2015, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: amw on July 11, 2015, 11:47:05 PM
Putting images on a cover is clearly a mistake. We should do something simple that's impossible to screw up, like just listing the composers, the names of their pieces, and the perf-

(http://d250ptlkmugbjz.cloudfront.net/images/covers/35/05/4032824000535_600.jpg)

... never mind.

That's... er... uh... it's... it's...

There's a phrase that young people use nowadays:

"I can't even."

And the indignity for Giacinto Scelsi of having his name in Comic Sans (http://bancomicsans.com/main/). Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 12, 2015, 07:49:57 AM
Quote from: amw on July 11, 2015, 11:47:05 PM
Putting images on a cover is clearly a mistake. We should do something simple that's impossible to screw up, like just listing the composers, the names of their pieces, and the perf-

... never mind.

At first I thought that was a fake/joke cover. But it's actually real!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 12, 2015, 08:27:32 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 12, 2015, 12:21:37 AM
And the indignity for Giacinto Scelsi of having his name in Comic Sans (http://bancomicsans.com/main/). Ugh.
At the office, I recently got an email from the US Department of Homeland Security about potential security threats, and it was written entirely in Comic Sans.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 12, 2015, 02:39:32 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 12, 2015, 08:27:32 AM
At the office, I recently got an email from the US Department of Homeland Security about potential security threats, and it was written entirely in Comic Sans.

Wow.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 12, 2015, 04:36:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2015, 10:26:02 PM
There's something about drawings of composers that the artists don't quite capture. (For one thing, they don't capture what the composer actually looks like.)

Aaron Copland seems to fare the worst from the cartoon treatment.

A selection of Aaron Copland cartoon album travesties...


I think the artist was trying to be witty here, but it just makes me go "What?":
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gK1YnBioL.jpg)


Another "witty" one, but to me it's wrong, wrong, wrong:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JY0FRD8CL.jpg)



Hirschfeld was possibly the greatest Armerican caricaturist of the 20th century.  The Copland drawings are representative of his work
http://www.alhirschfeld.com/artwork/originals.html
Horowitz and friends from that site
(http://www.alhirschfeld.com/images/drawings/B3896.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on July 12, 2015, 04:43:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 12, 2015, 12:21:37 AM
And the indignity for Giacinto Scelsi of having his name in Comic Sans (http://bancomicsans.com/main/). Ugh.
That was my favourite part until I noticed that they also misspelled Bernhard Haas's name.

(And yes this is the real CD cover)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 13, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 12, 2015, 08:27:32 AM
At the office, I recently got an email from the US Department of Homeland Security about potential security threats, and it was written entirely in Comic Sans.
That's hilarious! How can someone take that seriously?

Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 12, 2015, 04:36:06 PM
Hirschfeld was possibly the greatest Armerican caricaturist of the 20th century.  The Copland drawings are representative of his work
http://www.alhirschfeld.com/artwork/originals.html
Horowitz and friends from that site
(http://www.alhirschfeld.com/images/drawings/B3896.jpg)

I love this! I'll take a guess at these. Starting at the guy at the piano and going clockwise-(ish):

-Schoenberg (I think)
-Liszt
-Elgar (or possibly Grieg or Faure)
-Brahms
-Bach
-Beethoven
-Saint-Saens (the guy conducting, I think)
-Mozart
-Debussy

Edit: Just found the list of people. The guy at the piano is Horowitz (duh, in the title!), not Schoenberg. Although, he did draw a caricature of Schoenberg on his website...

My favorite caricature is this. Anyone care to take a guess (apologies for straying from the thread topic!)?
(http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/262/wm/pd529757.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 13, 2015, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: EigenUser on July 13, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
-Elgar (or possibly Grieg or Faure)

No, Scriabin.

Quote from: EigenUser on July 13, 2015, 01:44:51 AM
-Saint-Saens (the guy conducting, I think)

No, John Philip Sousa. Horowitz often played the Stars and Stripes Forever as an encore piece.

https://www.youtube.com/v/P_TZzL6SNnc

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 13, 2015, 05:55:38 AM
Quote from: George on July 13, 2015, 05:12:32 AM
Gotta be Bartok.

Forsooth.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 13, 2015, 08:39:44 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on July 13, 2015, 05:21:11 AM
No, Scriabin.


Sarge

The website says it's supposed to be Tchaikovsky.   Although if it hadn't said that, I would have guessed any number of folks before him.
Between him and Horowitz at the piano is Chopin.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 13, 2015, 08:41:18 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 13, 2015, 08:39:44 AM
The website says it's supposed to be Tchaikovsky.   Although if it hadn't said that, I would have guessed any number of folks before him.

I think the three of you have demonstrated that Hirschfeld did not much succeed in this case  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 13, 2015, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 13, 2015, 08:39:44 AM
The website says it's supposed to be Tchaikovsky.

I see it now...the eyes  ;D ...although I associate Horowitz more with Scriabin than Tchaikovsky (well, there is that famous PC1 recording with Toscanini).

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 13, 2015, 04:32:44 PM
Is there a category of people called "literalist"?

I must be one, because when I first saw this cover I thought, "What's going on here? It's an album of duo recordings, but there are three people on the cover. Huh?"

It took me ages to figure out that they must have recorded their stuff two at a time, not all three at once.

But I look at that cover and I'm confused. I'm a literalist.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71o9UC0U06L._SX425_.jpg) (http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/en/cat/4779524)

For the record (tee hee), I want to say that I really like the photo of the three (not two) artists. It makes a nice change from all those horribly posed photos you see of musicians being ultra-serious.

(Thanks to Todd for mentioning the album in another thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg907885.html#msg907885).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 13, 2015, 05:14:17 PM
With that Al Hirschfeld cartoon, these were my guesses (and why):

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Al%20Hirschfeld%20cartoon.jpg)

1. Er, dunno (probably a Romantic composer or pianist)
2. No idea
3. Brahms (the beard)
4. Bach?
5. Beethoven (the hair)
6. Mozart (the clothing)
7. Debussy (it's gotta be – nobody else looks like Debussy)
8. John Philip Sousa (the outfit)
9. Haven't a clue

I haven't seen the list of composers yet to find out who they're actually meant to be. Hang on...

Righty-o. According to the Al Hirschfeld website (https://www.alhirschfeld.com/cgi-bin/popup?ID=3896&CAT=A2), here they are:

1. Chopin
2. Tchaikovsky
3. Brahms
4. Bach
5. Beethoven
6. Mozart
7. Debussy
8. John Philip Sousa
9. Vladimir Horowitz



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on July 14, 2015, 02:20:05 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 13, 2015, 05:14:17 PM
With that Al Hirschfeld cartoon, these were my guesses (and why):

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Al%20Hirschfeld%20cartoon.jpg)

1. Er, dunno (probably a Romantic composer or pianist)
2. No idea
3. Brahms (the beard)
4. Bach?
5. Beethoven (the hair)
6. Mozart (the clothing)
7. Debussy (it's gotta be – nobody else looks like Debussy)
8. John Philip Sousa (the outfit)
9. Haven't a clue

I haven't seen the list of composers yet to find out who they're actually meant to be. Hang on...

Righty-o. According to the Al Hirschfeld website (https://www.alhirschfeld.com/cgi-bin/popup?ID=3896&CAT=A2), here they are:

1. Chopin
2. Tchaikovsky
3. Brahms
4. Bach
5. Beethoven
6. Mozart
7. Debussy
8. John Philip Sousa
9. Vladimir Horowitz
I definitely think that the guy at the piano looks more like Schoenberg than anything, but, whatever...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 14, 2015, 02:47:24 AM
But, Schoenberg was not a pianist  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Bogey on July 14, 2015, 03:37:47 AM
I believe that the cartoon intended to feature Horowitz and the composers are the ones he played or were known for playing would be my guess.   cannot recall Hirschfeld just doing historic caricatures, but rather his focus seemed to be on  his present times.  I could be wrong due too the Sousa figure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 14, 2015, 05:57:50 AM
I learn (via Wikipedia) that Hirschfeld remarried in 1996 . . . at what must have been the age of 92 or 93.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on July 14, 2015, 06:46:35 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on July 14, 2015, 02:47:24 AM
But, Schoenberg was not a pianist  8)

It's Horowitz. Bow-tie.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 14, 2015, 07:34:53 AM
This has been a fascinating study in logic processes. Lots of people see a bunch of caricatures of composers and think that the guy at the piano must also be a composer. But the composers are all just standing around, and the guy at the piano is playing the piano.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 14, 2015, 08:16:12 AM
#1 looks more like Paganini than Chopin (or a cross between those two).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 14, 2015, 03:05:43 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Al%20Hirschfeld%20cartoon.jpg)

Quote from: Jo498 on July 14, 2015, 08:16:12 AM
#1 looks more like Paganini than Chopin (or a cross between those two).

I first thought number 1 might have been Liszt, but then I thought it could be any Byronic figure. (I look at number 1 and see a Generic Tortured Poet™.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 14, 2015, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 14, 2015, 03:05:43 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Al%20Hirschfeld%20cartoon.jpg)

I first thought number 1 might have been Liszt, but then I thought it could be any Byronic figure. (I look at number 1 and see a Generic Tortured Poet™.)

Quote from: George on July 14, 2015, 03:18:00 PM
I first thought it was Peter Murphy.

Mr. Murphy certainly has that look...

https://www.youtube.com/v/v_Qzd3OnbL4
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 15, 2015, 10:48:39 PM
I know it's a little thing, but that tilted photo bothers me (mainly because it's tilted).

Is it too much to ask for the image to be straighter?

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/195/MI0001195273.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Hadjidakis-Seashell-Rhythmology-Popular-Pictures/dp/B001JNCOGK)


Hang on...


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Manos%20Hadjidakis%20-%20Piano%20Works%20Kara%20straightened.jpg)

Ah, that's better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2015, 01:46:14 AM
Quote from: George on July 16, 2015, 01:05:57 AM
(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/5f/e3/000ee35f_medium.jpeg)

What? Really?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2015, 01:52:16 AM
Quote from: George on July 16, 2015, 01:05:57 AM
(http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/5f/e3/000ee35f_medium.jpeg)

Yep. It's real.

Confirmation here (http://www.amazon.com/Martinu-Piano-Pieces-Concertos-Nos/dp/B00005TP0M). And here (http://www.arkivmusic.com/classical/album.jsp?album_id=57792).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2015, 01:54:37 AM
"Hey guys, let's lug a couple of massively heavy grand pianos on to a beach, at great expense and effort, just so we can have a photo of you two playing at the beach. And wear those matching blue suits you have. They're really 'beachy'."

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/582/MI0001582773.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/los-pianos-barrocos-en-concierto-mw0000073757)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on July 16, 2015, 10:10:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 15, 2015, 10:48:39 PM
Is it too much to ask for the image to be straighter?

You must not like Orson Welles' films very much, then.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2015, 03:58:24 PM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/195/MI0001195273.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 15, 2015, 10:48:39 PM
Is it too much to ask for the image to be straighter?

Quote from: Abuelo Igor on July 16, 2015, 10:10:06 AM
You must not like Orson Welles' films very much, then.

I love 'em.

The odd thing is that my favourite genre/style of movie is film noir, and those movies are full of bizarro angles.

But with that cover there was something about it being at an angle that bothered me. Maybe because it's a colour photo of something innocuous – unlike film noir, where everything's in black-and-white and sinister.

To me, that photo of the shell on the steps has no business being at an angle.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 16, 2015, 08:59:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2015, 01:54:37 AM
"Hey guys, let's lug a couple of massively heavy grand pianos on to a beach, at great expense and effort, just so we can have a photo of you two playing at the beach. And wear those matching blue suits you have. They're really 'beachy'."

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/582/MI0001582773.jpg) (http://www.allmusic.com/album/los-pianos-barrocos-en-concierto-mw0000073757)

Where is high tide when you need it? ;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 16, 2015, 09:03:00 PM
"Excellent...this blue tile is perfect for the bath..."



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/816ERIbb%2BZL._SL1403_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 16, 2015, 09:23:10 PM
Has this one been mentioned?:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lPljAJPkL._SS280.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 12:12:09 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 16, 2015, 09:23:10 PM
Has this one been mentioned?:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lPljAJPkL._SS280.jpg)

Nope.

I have a bad memory, but that's a cover I'd remember.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 12:13:38 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 16, 2015, 09:03:00 PM
"Excellent...this blue tile is perfect for the bath..."

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/816ERIbb%2BZL._SL1403_.jpg)

Excellent.

It sure does look like he's sitting on the edge of a bath.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 17, 2015, 02:18:47 PM
And how about the NSFW live '73 Solti Carmen?:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615R7LDWjSL._SL1020_.jpg)

(excuse it, fixed the code so we could see it.
Gurn  8)  )
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 03:29:56 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 17, 2015, 02:18:47 PM
And how about the NSFW live '73 Solti Carmen?:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615R7LDWjSL._SL1020_.jpg)

What?

Someone thought that was a fine cover?

("I am Georg Solti, and my name is associated with the highest of all the art forms – and thoroughly naked women with gloves pointing at the rude bits.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 03:29:56 PM
What?

Someone thought that was a fine cover?

("I am Georg Solti, and my name is associated with the highest of all the art forms – and thoroughly naked women with gloves pointing at the rude bits.")

I have to admit, it's a different take on 'sexy'. Something about the gloves kinda creeps me out. :-\

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 17, 2015, 05:23:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 03:29:56 PM
What?

Someone thought that was a fine cover?

("I am Georg Solti, and my name is associated with the highest of all the art forms – and thoroughly naked women with gloves pointing at the rude bits.")

There is not much wrong with that cover beyond the fact it requires parental consent, but that whole series specializes in hallucinatory cover art, not all of it safe for work, and some of it not safe before bedtime.
https://www.allegro-music.com/opd/index_zzz.asp#grandtier
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 17, 2015, 05:29:07 PM
If the Carmen cover is okay, then presumably I can post this
(https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37046.JPG)
And ask what the artwork has to do with the opera.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 17, 2015, 05:23:28 PM
There is not much wrong with that cover beyond the fact it requires parental consent, but that whole series specializes in hallucinatory cover art, not all of it safe for work, and some of it not safe before bedtime.
https://www.allegro-music.com/opd/index_zzz.asp#grandtier

Wow! That is some very cool cover art. The guy has an eye fetish, I note. Well, WTF, so do I.  :) 

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 17, 2015, 05:29:07 PM
If the Carmen cover is okay, then presumably I can post this
(https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37046.JPG)
And ask what the artwork has to do with the opera.

That is true of most of them. I figured if I knew the story better I might understand, but maybe not...

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:50:48 PM
Speaking of bad covers, which I think we were, I wonder if it is just me who thinks this covers totally sucks eggs?

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Mozart%20Kremer%20Complete%20VCs%20cover.jpg)

In addition to the lack of unity and relevance, I have always been irritated by the near invisibility of the writing. That isn't a defect in my scanner, it actually IS that hard to see/read.  >:(

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 17, 2015, 06:08:38 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:50:48 PM
Speaking of bad covers, which I think we were, I wonder if it is just me who thinks this covers totally sucks eggs?

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Mozart%20Kremer%20Complete%20VCs%20cover.jpg)

In addition to the lack of unity and relevance, I have always been irritated by the near invisibility of the writing. That isn't a defect in my scanner, it actually IS that hard to see/read.  >:(

8)

Musicians musicianing against a background that suggests Salzburg, where it was recorded.... The only WTF element is the blue circle spray painted around the violinist.

Of course, that by itself is a rather big piece of WTF.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on July 17, 2015, 05:50:48 PM
Speaking of bad covers, which I think we were, I wonder if it is just me who thinks this covers totally sucks eggs?

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Gurn_Blanston/CD%20Covers/Mozart%20Kremer%20Complete%20VCs%20cover.jpg)

In addition to the lack of unity and relevance, I have always been irritated by the near invisibility of the writing. That isn't a defect in my scanner, it actually IS that hard to see/read.  >:(

8)

I think that's horrible.

Here are the front and back covers as scanned by blogger "Radio Me la Sudas (http://radiomelasudas-beaumarchais.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/mozart-complete-violin-concertos-gidon.html)":

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2XjBtDERVMY/U8qnTOIsr3I/AAAAAAACEu8/crlirK9j8AU/s1600/mozart-kremer+portada.PNG)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NHpyZQZvyuc/U8qnRyUwP9I/AAAAAAACEu0/mEnpju5lb2A/s1600/mozart-kremer+contraportada.PNG)

That back cover's just as bad as the front.

In addition to those ink splotches (or whatever they are), I'm not at all keen on those drawings. And the background. Pretty much all of it, really.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 17, 2015, 05:23:28 PM
There is not much wrong with that cover beyond the fact it requires parental consent, but that whole series specializes in hallucinatory cover art, not all of it safe for work, and some of it not safe before bedtime.
https://www.allegro-music.com/opd/index_zzz.asp#grandtier

I just had a look at the page, and I think the artist has a thing for Magritte (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Magritte).

(https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37088.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37087.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37086.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37084.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images/OPD37074.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images_mid/OPD37066.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images_mid/OPD37050.jpg) (https://www.allegro-music.com/sku_images_mid/OPD37045.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 17, 2015, 09:46:49 PM
Just discovered, while searching for something else:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZKpIUPTML._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2015, 10:33:22 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 17, 2015, 09:46:49 PM
Just discovered, while searching for something else:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZKpIUPTML._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Unfortunately, this is the largest version of that cover I can find:

(http://www.compositiontoday.com/images/nmc_covers/nmcd051.jpg) (http://nmcshop.co.uk/buy/a-round-up-of-nmc-sampler-no-0/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 18, 2015, 12:10:04 AM
Just finished reading this wonderful thread.

Here's one you don't have yet:

(http://cf-images.emusic.com/music/images/album/122/207/12220718/300x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2015, 12:39:34 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 18, 2015, 12:10:04 AM
Just finished reading this wonderful thread.

Here's one you don't have yet:

(http://cf-images.emusic.com/music/images/album/122/207/12220718/300x300.jpg)

Wow.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 18, 2015, 01:28:16 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2015, 12:39:34 AM
Wow.

Yup. Its actually a fascinating, wacky recording, in light of which you can see what they were trying for on the cover: the folly of dilettantish cultural appropriation by Euros of Asian cultures. But they didn't quite get that message across.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on July 18, 2015, 05:28:05 AM
Don't about worst looking but does anyone else see the similarities:

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMjIxMTQ2NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDQ0NTE1._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DuiSYfPbL._AC_UL160_SR160,160_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2015, 03:18:59 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on July 18, 2015, 05:28:05 AM
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMyMjIxMTQ2NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDQ0NTE1._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DuiSYfPbL._AC_UL160_SR160,160_.jpg)

Here's a nice big cover of Uncle Pete (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Postlethwaite) in his dinner jacket:

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKGjUCHVEAAd0Ik.jpg)

Incidentally, from another angle I'd say Igor also looks like...

Igor Markevitch
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/863/MI0002863508.jpg)

Dan Castellaneta (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Castellaneta)
(http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/G_L/Gq_Gz/GREEK/season1/greek24.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/v/Mgi3LADYTME
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2015, 03:30:30 PM
(http://a4.mzstatic.com/us/r2000/013/Music/30/2a/ad/mzi.vlcajjsc.600x600-75.jpg)

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 18, 2015, 01:28:16 AM
Yup. Its actually a fascinating, wacky recording, in light of which you can see what they were trying for on the cover: the folly of dilettantish cultural appropriation by Euros of Asian cultures. But they didn't quite get that message across.

All I got from it was an image of a hippie who had gone a bit too hippie as a result of smoking way too many, er, herbal cigarettes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 12:13:47 AM
Is it possible to put in a request with the very talented graphic artists on this thread?

What I'd like is an installment in the K-Tell "Hooked On Classics" series called "Hooked On Darmstadt" (or variations on that idea), keeping the simple neon lines idea, but maybe using something perhaps like symbols from extended techniques in place of the treble clef with fish hook logo.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 03:38:14 PM
(http://boxset.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kegel_bruckner_symphony5.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 03:38:14 PM
(http://boxset.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kegel_bruckner_symphony5.jpg)

I think that can easily be put in the "What were they thinking?" category.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 10:01:39 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 12:13:47 AM
Is it possible to put in a request with the very talented graphic artists on this thread?

What I'd like is an installment in the K-Tel "Hooked On Classics" series called "Hooked On Darmstadt" (or variations on that idea), keeping the simple neon lines idea, but maybe using something perhaps like symbols from extended techniques in place of the treble clef with fish hook logo.

How's this to begin with?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Hooked%20On%20Darmstadt%201.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 10:01:39 PM
How's this to begin with?


Yes, thank you, that's the idea - but is it possible that instead of the treble clef there could be another simple symbol, typical of Darmstadt notation or work, ideally one that strikes fear into the heart of your average Mozart loving musician or listener?

(I hasten to add that I have nothing at all against either Darmstadt or Mozart...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 11:06:35 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 19, 2015, 10:23:41 PM
Yes, thank you, that's the idea - but is it possible that instead of the treble clef there could be another simple symbol, typical of Darmstadt notation or work, ideally one that strikes fear into the heart of your average Mozart loving musician or listener?

(I hasten to add that I have nothing at all against either Darmstadt or Mozart...)

Righty-o.

I didn't know what "Darmstadt" was. Thanks to the Internet, I do now (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Complexity).

Okey dokey. Let's get some terrifying notation.

Update: I think this (http://socks-studio.com/2012/05/19/the-unplayable-score-faeries-aire-and-death-waltz-john-stump/) will do admirably...

(https://lostinthecloud.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/faeries-aire.gif)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on July 20, 2015, 01:10:50 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 11:06:35 PM
Righty-o.

I didn't know what "Darmstadt" was. Thanks to the Internet, I do now (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Complexity).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmstadt_School
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 20, 2015, 01:47:21 AM
Quote from: North Star on July 20, 2015, 01:10:50 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmstadt_School

Yup. Something from Stockhausen, probably. Maybe even an image like this on top of the five neon bars, with the title on top of that:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nZElOVhKnis/U4dQEyyFaMI/AAAAAAAAFPQ/3x6STZGrK6Y/s1600/full.jpg)

remember the all-important K-Tel logo, and possibly a super-low price sticker

(this is, of course, only if you feel like the challenge - I'm not expecting people to just do whatever amuses me)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on July 20, 2015, 06:45:02 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2015, 10:01:39 PM
How's this to begin with?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Hooked%20On%20Darmstadt%201.jpg)
Or this:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Straitjacket-rear.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 02:26:02 AM
Here you go, SimonNZ (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=10130):

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Hooked%20On%20Darmstadt.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 21, 2015, 03:10:53 AM
Dude, you're amazing! Thanks for that - I really appreciate the effort!

Now I'm going to test that on some unsuspecting people and see if they fall for it...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it. ;D



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGUi6Mf5L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:16:36 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it. ;D



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGUi6Mf5L.jpg)

I'm gonna have to say love it, it's too daring and bold (and ridiculous) to not appreciate.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:32:16 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:16:36 PM
I'm gonna have to say love it, it's too daring and bold (and ridiculous) to not appreciate.  ;D

I'm in! ;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:43:00 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it. ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGUi6Mf5L.jpg)

I'm neither loving nor hating it. For me, it's a "Wha?"

And why is he on the phone?

Also: Why are there two people listed when there's only one on the cover?

Incidentally, here are the details (http://www.outhere-music.com/en/albums/banalites-fug-591) of that recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:46:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:43:00 PM
Also: Why are there two people listed when there's only one on the cover?

He's on the phone with the other one. ;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:48:55 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:46:11 PM
He's on the phone with the other one. ;D

Ahhh, I was thinking he was calling for help to get him down. I like your explanation better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:50:21 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:46:11 PM
He's on the phone with the other one. ;D

That makes sense.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:52:39 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it. ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGUi6Mf5L.jpg)

Here's the photo sideways, as it would have appeared originally:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Banaliteacutes%20Blondelle%20Blumenthal%20sideways.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 21, 2015, 06:52:53 PM
I love this CD dearly (as my MusicWeb review made clear), but eughgh, the cover.

(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/813907)

Usually BIS is so professional.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:55:41 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 21, 2015, 06:52:53 PM
I love this CD dearly (as my MusicWeb review made clear), but eughgh, the cover.

(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/813907)

Usually BIS is so professional.

It looks like Frankenstein taking a break. ;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 21, 2015, 06:52:53 PM
I love this CD dearly (as my MusicWeb review made clear), but eughgh, the cover.

(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/813907)

Usually BIS is so professional.

That just made me laugh very loudly.

Thank you, BIS, for showing us what a sleeping violist looks like.

PS: The MusicWeb review is here (http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2013/Mar13/Pavane_Rysanov_BISSACD1773.htm).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:56:20 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 21, 2015, 06:52:53 PM
I love this CD dearly (as my MusicWeb review made clear), but eughgh, the cover.

(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/813907)

Usually BIS is so professional.

Even the PAVANE at the top is slowly fading away....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:52:39 PM
Here's the photo sideways, as it would have appeared originally:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Banaliteacutes%20Blondelle%20Blumenthal%20sideways.jpg)

That reminds me of that old Monty Python skit:




https://www.youtube.com/v/9U0tDU37q2M


;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 22, 2015, 03:27:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:55:46 PM
Thank you, BIS, for showing us what a sleeping violist looks like.

Unnecessary. You can see them asleep at any orchestra concert.

(j/k)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 22, 2015, 03:27:21 AM
Quote from: George on July 21, 2015, 07:27:05 PM
Sadly, the other person lacked the upper body strength of the performer on the phone.

Well played!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on July 22, 2015, 03:27:48 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:56:20 PM
Even the PAVANE at the top is slowly fading away....

Nice, too!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 22, 2015, 01:31:19 PM
Quote from: karlhenning on July 22, 2015, 03:27:03 AM
Unnecessary. You can see them asleep at any orchestra concert.

(j/k)

I was going to ask, "Is there any other kind?" But you beat me to the punch.

I love the Banalités cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 22, 2015, 04:12:08 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it. ;D

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zGUi6Mf5L.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 21, 2015, 06:52:39 PM
Here's the photo sideways, as it would have appeared originally:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Banaliteacutes%20Blondelle%20Blumenthal%20sideways.jpg)


Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 21, 2015, 07:04:00 PM
That reminds me of that old Monty Python skit:

https://www.youtube.com/v/9U0tDU37q2M

;D

And...

https://www.youtube.com/v/d85gkOXeXG4
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 24, 2015, 04:44:52 AM
I...kinda like this one.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9835/4609835-origpic-ddd944.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on July 24, 2015, 05:17:14 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 21, 2015, 06:48:55 PM
Ahhh, I was thinking he was calling for help to get him down. I like your explanation better.

No, I'm pretty certain he's calling a new cover designer!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2015, 06:16:29 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 24, 2015, 04:44:52 AM
I...kinda like this one.

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h9835/4609835-origpic-ddd944.jpg)

I think there's a level of fun that can be on display with a cover. I believe this one is at that level. Plus, I don't always need to see the musicians looking deep in thought to convince me that they can play expressively well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 24, 2015, 06:18:54 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 24, 2015, 06:16:29 AM
I think there's a level of fun that can be on display with a cover. I believe this one is at that level. Plus, I don't always need to see the musicians looking deep in thought to convince me that they can play expressively well.
I'd like to see a chamber orchestra like Cafe Zimmermann remake the Last Supper, now.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 24, 2015, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 24, 2015, 04:44:52 AM
I...kinda like this one.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71UhchL3EpL._SL1000_.jpg)

Apart from the skull on the bow, I think it's fun.

And I just noticed the bird.

As far as fun covers go, I prefer that to this...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/810q3oKxEJL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 24, 2015, 06:09:31 PM
(https://alfredschnittke.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/444180.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 24, 2015, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 24, 2015, 06:09:31 PM
(https://alfredschnittke.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/444180.jpg)

What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 24, 2015, 10:42:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 22, 2015, 04:12:08 PM

And...

https://www.youtube.com/v/d85gkOXeXG4

The Bat Climb®. :D ;D :D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 03:08:48 PM
(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8127-2a.jpg)

Romeo's socks...Juliet's bikini tan-line....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 03:14:44 PM
(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8240b.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 03:19:31 PM
Did we already do these covers in the thread?  :-\

Haydn on acid? I do not quite picture Haydn in these undulating colors.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tMXiaR2EL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519AGR56TAL.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eWrUhoieL.jpg)

and many more....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 04:27:09 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 03:08:48 PM
(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8127-2a.jpg)

Romeo's socks...Juliet's bikini tan-line....

I can cope with Juliet's pale derrière, but those socks...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 04:27:52 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 03:14:44 PM
(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8240b.jpg)

"Put on a pair of pants, man!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 03:19:31 PM
Did we already do these covers in the thread?  :-\

Nope.

Quote from: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 03:19:31 PMHaydn on acid? I do not quite picture Haydn in these undulating colors.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tMXiaR2EL.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519AGR56TAL.jpg)  (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eWrUhoieL.jpg)

and many more....

Golly.

I've never seen those covers before – and I'm not sure I want to see them again.

I'd recently been enjoying the artwork of Alan Aldridge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Aldridge), and thought his stuff was trippy, but those Haydn covers...

https://www.youtube.com/v/Lri00kf8_hg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 04:35:49 PM
Nope.

Golly.

I've never seen those covers before – and I'm not sure I want to see them again.

I'd recently been enjoying the artwork of Alan Aldridge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Aldridge), and thought his stuff was trippy, but those Haydn covers...

https://www.youtube.com/v/Lri00kf8_hg

Hmm, there seem to be some strong similarities!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 05:40:56 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pIyKmXf4lyM/VWwYNaaEUjI/AAAAAAAADmk/eYzCySY5eQA/s1600/6111204328_18dd3059c1_z.jpg)

Terry Gilliam, maybe?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 05:52:55 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 05:40:56 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pIyKmXf4lyM/VWwYNaaEUjI/AAAAAAAADmk/eYzCySY5eQA/s1600/6111204328_18dd3059c1_z.jpg)

Terry Gilliam, maybe?

Wow. My first thought was, "That's so... noticeable."

And with regards to the cover being Gilliam-esque, I reckon that's Very Terry™.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM
The Westminster Gold series really was improbably bad. A few more beyond the ones above and the half dozen others earlier in this thread:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sbXILtIqeM0/Sw0UgsIAepI/AAAAAAAACRw/5xIfou1gWl8/s1600/WGM-8113a.jpg)

Are they playing squash with tennis raquets? Which one is Bach?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/ec/9b/d6ec9b55db3f903697bc601830596485.jpg)

Took me a second to get the would-be-joke: Barber. The violin is ready for a shave. Oh dear.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/54/43/73/5443737bed1ca3b0a7f5d8752d8b3b10.jpg)

"Ayres". Geddit?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/28/4e/43284e7b0519041083c573e9b40ea507.jpg)

"not respectful of Beethoven" seems to be the message this octet wishes to convey.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pxzYwMfk66o/VWwbg71zMNI/AAAAAAAADmw/zilWYfnB6HA/s1600/6110657169_4895433342_z.jpg)

Anyone?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 06:11:43 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 05:40:56 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pIyKmXf4lyM/VWwYNaaEUjI/AAAAAAAADmk/eYzCySY5eQA/s1600/6111204328_18dd3059c1_z.jpg)

Terry Gilliam, maybe?

I think she meant that she digs Mozartkugeln....

(http://www.chocolate-fish.net/albums/Austria/People_and_Culture/Vienna-Mozartkugeln-5839.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM
The Westminster Gold series really was improbably bad. A few more beyond the ones above and the half dozen others earlier in this thread:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sbXILtIqeM0/Sw0UgsIAepI/AAAAAAAACRw/5xIfou1gWl8/s1600/WGM-8113a.jpg)

Are they playing squash with tennis racquets? Which one is Bach?

I don't know. And I don't wanna know.

I'm a lover of puns, but that, for me, is one of the lamest puns I've seen on an album cover.

For a decent pun on an album cover, try Moving Pictures (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_Pictures_(Rush_album)) by rock band Rush (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush_(band))...

(http://img.rush.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/album_pictures_front.jpg)

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d6/ec/9b/d6ec9b55db3f903697bc601830596485.jpg)

Took me a second to get the would-be-joke: Barber. The violin is ready for a shave. Oh dear.

"Oh dear" is right. I didn't get the pun until you pointed it out. That's atrocious.

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/54/43/73/5443737bed1ca3b0a7f5d8752d8b3b10.jpg)

"Ayres". Geddit?

I got it. But I didn't want it.

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/43/28/4e/43284e7b0519041083c573e9b40ea507.jpg)

"not respectful of Beethoven" seems to be the message this octet wishes to convey.

Yep. Possibly even "contemptuous".

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pxzYwMfk66o/VWwbg71zMNI/AAAAAAAADmw/zilWYfnB6HA/s1600/6110657169_4895433342_z.jpg)

Anyone?

That is incomprehensible. My brain is having a hard time trying to figure that one out.

Update: Nope. No idea.

This is one of those cases where I look at the cover and utter the phrase that a lot of young people say nowadays: "I can't even."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 06:04:07 PM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pxzYwMfk66o/VWwbg71zMNI/AAAAAAAADmw/zilWYfnB6HA/s1600/6110657169_4895433342_z.jpg)

Anyone?

Related to the film "Easy Rider"?   :P

(http://www.richardcrouse.ca//wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Easy+Rider.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 06:48:27 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 06:33:57 PM
Related to the film "Easy Rider"?   :P

(http://www.richardcrouse.ca//wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Easy+Rider.jpg)

I thought the motorcyclist might have been Evel Knievel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evel_Knievel):

(http://assets.blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/10/evel.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pxzYwMfk66o/VWwbg71zMNI/AAAAAAAADmw/zilWYfnB6HA/s1600/6110657169_4895433342_z.jpg)

But the Easy Rider reference sounds about right.

This series of covers (i.e., "I Dig [composer's name]") feels like they're late-'60s*, so the Easy Rider reference would be spot-on.

(*The I Dig Mozart cover (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg911148.html#msg911148) has the woman holding a placard saying "I Hate War" which, I'm guessing, would be a direct reference to the Vietnam War.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 07:22:32 PM
Though this one is trying its best to be ridiculous, I actually kinda like the idea that we're imbibing the fruits of Bach's genius, or something:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hiwM9zR8RGQ/U6OSyr5IlJI/AAAAAAAABaY/W60fFyTQ-mg/s1600/WGS-8197b.jpg)


This one was mentioned earlier in the thread, but I think without explanation:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5UHhB3KrGw/U6OSzum8PKI/AAAAAAAABaw/7DqT_QQFj40/s1600/brahms.jpg)

I'm wondering now if it's something about Brahms being a lifelong bachelor, who needed a wife's care, and a greasy fry-up was the "Best Of Brahms' cooking ability".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 08:37:48 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 07:22:32 PM



This one was mentioned earlier in the thread, but I think without explanation:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5UHhB3KrGw/U6OSzum8PKI/AAAAAAAABaw/7DqT_QQFj40/s1600/brahms.jpg)

I'm wondering now if it's something about Brahms being a lifelong bachelor, who needed a wife's care, and a greasy fry-up was the "Best Of Brahms' cooking ability".

The Brahms cover is hilarious, Simon!   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 09:24:46 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 27, 2015, 07:22:32 PM
This one was mentioned earlier in the thread, but I think without explanation:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5UHhB3KrGw/U6OSzum8PKI/AAAAAAAABaw/7DqT_QQFj40/s1600/brahms.jpg)

I'm wondering now if it's something about Brahms being a lifelong bachelor, who needed a wife's care, and a greasy fry-up was the "Best Of Brahms' cooking ability".

Quote from: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 08:37:48 PM
The Brahms cover is hilarious, Simon!   ;D ;D ;D

I think it's inexplicable.

Bacon and eggs as a smiley face. Huh?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on July 27, 2015, 11:32:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2015, 09:24:46 PM
I think it's inexplicable.

Bacon and eggs as a smiley face. Huh?

Yes, it really makes one think about Brahms, eh?  Go figure!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 28, 2015, 03:41:32 PM
Everybody knows you don't fry eggs in a cast iron skillet. They stick. Easily the best for steak though.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 28, 2015, 05:46:29 PM
Ordinarily I like or love Aeon's cover photos (all by the same photographer, I believe), but these were some misfires:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71eDsRUdZYL._SX300_.jpg) (http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2005/Nov05/Regis_Campo_AECD0529.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 28, 2015, 07:29:29 PM
There's nothing horribly wrong with this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RjWB8V2uL.jpg)

Which makes me wonder why somebody at BMG decided to do... this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZyVg5hBL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 28, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 28, 2015, 07:29:29 PM
Which makes me wonder why somebody at BMG decided to do... this:


The designers got mixed up, while working on the new Paul McCartney compilation at the same time. Or had a rejected concept they didn't want to waste:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Wingspan.albumcover.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 28, 2015, 09:25:30 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 28, 2015, 07:29:29 PM
There's nothing horribly wrong with this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RjWB8V2uL.jpg)

Except the background.

Quote from: Pat B on July 28, 2015, 07:29:29 PMWhich makes me wonder why somebody at BMG decided to do... this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZyVg5hBL.jpg)

With both of those covers, all I can think of is: "jazz hands (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_hands)".

https://www.youtube.com/v/xuPSIbABYVU
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 03:40:20 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41C4CVB522L._SX300_.jpg)

How many Eminem fans do you suppose added this to their cart?


And I don't think this classic has been noted yet:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNTc2/$%28KGrHqZ,!o4FB+OQzWDtBQpLIHEj-w~~60_35.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2015, 05:44:51 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 03:40:20 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Extreme%20Classics%20front.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Classics-Various/dp/B000003G0K)

How many Eminem fans do you suppose added this to their cart?

I have no idea.

Here's the back cover:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Extreme%20Classics%20back.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Classics-Various/dp/B000003G0K)

I don't think I'd call it Extreme Classics. I'd call it The Loud Album.

I'd also not call Khachaturian's Gayaneh "Gayne".

Update: Well, waddaya know? I just looked up the spelling of "Gayaneh" to make sure it was right (I've only ever seen it as "Gayaneh"), and according to Wikipedia it's actually "Gayane":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayane_(ballet)[/a]

Wikipedia says it can also be spelled "Gayaneh" or "Gayne".

So "Gayne" is correct as well. Who knew? (Not me.) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayane_(ballet)")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2015, 05:47:28 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 03:40:20 PM
And I don't think this classic has been noted yet:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/82/31/8b82316bd1fe6eb91efd140c9eb74ab5.jpg)

I'm pretty sure I've never said this phrase before, but I'm going to say it now:

Good grief.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 05:56:45 PM
Another from the RCA series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41YH80FQR4L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2015, 06:07:21 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 05:56:45 PM
Another from the RCA series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41YH80FQR4L.jpg)

And...

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDQ3WDQ1MA==/z/DIoAAOxyrM5TGImq/$_35.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2015, 06:15:21 PM
(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Extreme%20Classics%20front.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Extreme-Classics-Various/dp/B000003G0K)

When I was looking for a larger image of Extreme Classics (see above), I came across another album with the same title...

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/47962533/Extreme+Classics.jpg) (http://www.naxos.com/catalogue/item.asp?item_code=8.557941-42)

I think that's what I'd call un-extreme. What's with the dreary cloudiness? And don't get me started on all those composer names squished at the bottom.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 30, 2015, 05:30:29 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 03:40:20 PM
And I don't think this classic has been noted yet:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNTc2/$%28KGrHqZ,!o4FB+OQzWDtBQpLIHEj-w~~60_35.JPG)

Having recently become acquainted with "The Water Goblin" and its story I can't see anything wrong with that cover. He's not supposed to be pleasant to look at. If he was, being abducted by him and forced to marry wouldn't be such a problem.

And he tears the head off his own child in the end.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on August 01, 2015, 08:26:07 PM
"Dang...I think I lost my gum".



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91s5pt4VYDL._SL1417_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 01, 2015, 09:10:59 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on August 01, 2015, 08:26:07 PM
"Dang...I think I lost my gum".

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91s5pt4VYDL._SL1417_.jpg)

Oops. I thought that was "I think I lost my gun."

Now I'm imaging them as two hitmen on holiday, à la In Bruges (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780536/).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 01, 2015, 09:21:36 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 29, 2015, 03:40:20 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/82/31/8b82316bd1fe6eb91efd140c9eb74ab5.jpg)

Quote from: orfeo on July 30, 2015, 05:30:29 AM
Having recently become acquainted with "The Water Goblin" and its story I can't see anything wrong with that cover. He's not supposed to be pleasant to look at. If he was, being abducted by him and forced to marry wouldn't be such a problem.

Fair enough. But thanks to the ubiquity of the Lord of the Rings trilogy (https://youtu.be/w8K8-c_9oGo), I look at that cover and think, "My Preciousssss (https://youtu.be/GhF060VmS1g)."

In addition to the above, I also think of another green creature, Rameau's Platée:

https://www.youtube.com/v/82njDjqS6mQ

Quote from: orfeo on July 30, 2015, 05:30:29 AM
And he tears the head off his own child in the end.

As you do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 01, 2015, 11:02:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 01, 2015, 09:21:36 PM

In addition to the above, I also think of another green creature, Rameau's Platée:

https://www.youtube.com/v/82njDjqS6mQ

I have that on DVD and this is an extraordinary performance of a great opera:

(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/108132_1.jpg)

Paul Agnew's performance of the title role is superb, also from an acting perspective, and extremely funny, and I still cannot think of that opera without it bringing a smile to my lips
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on August 02, 2015, 01:20:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2015, 05:47:28 PM
I'm pretty sure I've never said this phrase before, but I'm going to say it now:

Good grief.

Just sayin' : it ought to be noted that this is one of the topten, five, three Dvorak discs ever recorded. Simply mesmerizing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 02, 2015, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: The new erato on August 01, 2015, 11:02:35 PM
I have that on DVD ...

Me too. I'm getting the Blu-ray (http://www.amazon.com/Jean-Philippe-Rameau-Blu-ray-Marc-Minkowski/dp/B00LGNUICK) as well.

Quote from: The new erato on August 01, 2015, 11:02:35 PM... and this is an extraordinary performance of a great opera:

(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/108132_1.jpg)

Paul Agnew's performance of the title role is superb, also from an acting perspective, and extremely funny,...

"Irreverent" is the word I think of.

Quote from: The new erato on August 01, 2015, 11:02:35 PM... and I still cannot think of that opera without it bringing a smile to my lips

I know where you're coming from, TNE.

And Mireille Delunsch's aria is a show-stopper:

https://www.youtube.com/v/ZK4KMXTw58Y
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 04, 2015, 04:17:35 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 28, 2015, 07:29:29 PM
There's nothing horribly wrong with this one:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61RjWB8V2uL.jpg)

Which makes me wonder why somebody at BMG decided to do... this:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sZyVg5hBL.jpg)

Quote from: SimonNZ on July 28, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
The designers got mixed up, while working on the new Paul McCartney compilation at the same time. Or had a rejected concept they didn't want to waste:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Wingspan.albumcover.jpg)

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 28, 2015, 09:25:30 PM
With both of those covers, all I can think of is: "jazz hands (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_hands)".

https://www.youtube.com/v/xuPSIbABYVU

Speaking of jazz hands...

(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/C/D/CDR90000158.jpg) (http://www.mdt.co.uk/rzewski-frederic-the-people-united-ursula-oppens-jerome-lowenthal-cedille.html)

(Thanks to Brian (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=57) who mentioned that handy cover over on the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg912601.html#msg912601).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 04, 2015, 04:55:58 PM
^That one isn't so bad.

I was also about to say that it reminded me of this cover - then I see it's the same work, but different performer. That must be more than coincidence:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p1L1e2CZL._SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 04, 2015, 05:27:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 04, 2015, 04:17:35 PM
Speaking of jazz hands...

(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/C/D/CDR90000158.jpg) (http://www.mdt.co.uk/rzewski-frederic-the-people-united-ursula-oppens-jerome-lowenthal-cedille.html)

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 04, 2015, 04:55:58 PM
^That one isn't so bad.

I was also about to say that it reminded me of this cover - then I see it's the same work, but different performer. That must be more than coincidence:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p1L1e2CZL._SX355_.jpg)

That "hands together" thing looks pretty popular. Hands!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 04, 2015, 05:31:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 04, 2015, 04:17:35 PM
(http://media.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/C/D/CDR90000158.jpg) (http://www.mdt.co.uk/rzewski-frederic-the-people-united-ursula-oppens-jerome-lowenthal-cedille.html)

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 04, 2015, 04:55:58 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51p1L1e2CZL._SX355_.jpg)

Incidentally, why isn't that piece of music called "The Hands United Will Never Be De-Feeted!"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on August 05, 2015, 02:16:09 AM
This one has no hands in it:

(http://www.forcedexposure.com/App_Themes/Default/Images/product_images/close_up/W/WER6730_CU.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 05, 2015, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on August 05, 2015, 02:16:09 AM
This one has no hands in it:

(http://www.forcedexposure.com/App_Themes/Default/Images/product_images/close_up/W/WER6730_CU.jpg)

I must admit that I'm not keen on that cover. I'm glad it doesn't have hands, but that star looks a mess to me – and the bottom of the star has been cut off. That bothers me in a major way. It's the same with arms, legs, the tops of heads etc. going missing in photos. When they don't appear, I go "Grrr".

But at least that cover doesn't have a Helping of Hands™. (That's what I'm going to call a group of hands from now on.*)

(*If I remember.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on August 06, 2015, 02:19:35 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 05, 2015, 05:33:31 PM
I must admit that I'm not keen on that cover.

Ha! Ha! I knew it!  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on August 06, 2015, 04:21:45 AM
Quote from: Abuelo Igor on August 05, 2015, 02:16:09 AM
This one has no hands in it:

(http://www.forcedexposure.com/App_Themes/Default/Images/product_images/close_up/W/WER6730_CU.jpg)

(http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/505666f269beddba3f000001-400-300/look-ma-no-hands.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 06, 2015, 04:46:07 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vr%2BBv5eML._SX466_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 06, 2015, 04:52:01 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 06, 2015, 04:46:07 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vr%2BBv5eML._SX466_.jpg)

Yuck.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 06, 2015, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 06, 2015, 04:52:01 PM
Yuck.

Yeah... can't see what they're trying for there.

But to be fair to EMI most of the others in the Matrix series are *slightly* more presentable, if still kind of basic and sketchy:

(http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/784/6684784.jpg) (http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/909/1164909.jpg) (http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000024ZPA.03._SS250_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg) (http://www.amoeba.com/sized-images/max/185/185/uploads/buy_stuff_here//Gliere_Matrix4.jpg) (http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/761/6684761.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ewWezOI1L._SY250_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JA9NW2QGL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 06, 2015, 05:25:05 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 06, 2015, 05:16:38 PM
Yeah... can't see what they're trying for there.

But to be fair to EMI most of the others in the Matrix series are *slightly* more presentable, if still kind of basic and sketchy:

(http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/784/6684784.jpg) (http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/909/1164909.jpg) (http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000024ZPA.03._SS250_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg) (http://www.amoeba.com/sized-images/max/185/185/uploads/buy_stuff_here//Gliere_Matrix4.jpg) (http://c3.cduniverse.ws/resized/250x500/music/761/6684761.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ewWezOI1L._SY250_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JA9NW2QGL.jpg)

I think they're nice enough pictures. But as for what they have to do with the music on the albums... I ain't got a clue.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 14, 2015, 06:14:57 PM
 :'(  :laugh:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51meVlCr9WL._SY450_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51fXs2dcVaL._SL500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on August 14, 2015, 10:36:55 PM
First Maazel, now Salonen. I guess editing conductors' hands out of photos is (or was) a Thing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 15, 2015, 06:34:08 PM
(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/c998b3f4617bd3fe3ca537ddc69a4773/2646474.jpg)

Came across this the other day which while not a very bad cover is at least a curious title.

Knowing that DG aren't famous for their tongue in cheek sense of humour I looked a little further and (unfortunately) confirmed my suspision that its just a series of sampler discs for a range of composers, and they added Stockhausen without considering the false advertising:

(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/ebe2a3beccebca518d19f30908533ae9/1771791.jpg) (http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/6a1fb5788365150f87d6c324ceab2dff/3676757.jpg)

Though I can't figure out the connection between Chopin and coat hangers:

(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/367361bc7a04b246da181747fcb2899f/1771788.jpg)

And maybe this one was starting to get misguided:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTU0MlgxNjAw/z/QlIAAOxyeZNTQ8a6/$_35.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 15, 2015, 07:42:00 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 15, 2015, 06:34:08 PM
And maybe this one was starting to get misguided:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTU0MlgxNjAw/z/QlIAAOxyeZNTQ8a6/$_35.JPG)

Er, yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 15, 2015, 07:58:54 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 15, 2015, 06:34:08 PM
(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/c998b3f4617bd3fe3ca537ddc69a4773/2646474.jpg)

Came across this the other day which while not a very bad cover is at least a curious title.

Knowing that DG aren't famous for their tongue in cheek sense of humour I looked a little further and (unfortunately) confirmed my suspision that its just a series of sampler discs for a range of composers, and they added Stockhausen without considering the false advertising:

(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/ebe2a3beccebca518d19f30908533ae9/1771791.jpg) (http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/6a1fb5788365150f87d6c324ceab2dff/3676757.jpg)

Though I can't figure out the connection between Chopin and coat hangers:

(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/367361bc7a04b246da181747fcb2899f/1771788.jpg)

And maybe this one was starting to get misguided:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTU0MlgxNjAw/z/QlIAAOxyeZNTQ8a6/$_35.JPG)

Discogs lists 19 albums (http://www.discogs.com/label/310104-Festival-Of-Hits) in the DG Festival of Hits series.

One that isn't listed on Discogs is a Festival of Hits featuring the speedy work of Herbert von Karajan:

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Karajan%20Festival%20Of%20Hits.jpg)

I think my favourite of the series, if only for the name, is probably this one:

(http://cdn.discogs.com/L-alA4LnvS9tEadGFvcZ7vy1x-Y=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-3826713-1345951942-5535.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on August 16, 2015, 12:15:09 AM
Very interesting. I have never seen those, and apparently they never appeared in Germany/Europe. I think they would have not gone that well with DG's image in Germany and the still rather serious status of classical music at this time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on August 16, 2015, 07:08:37 PM
Why a stopwatch for Schubert?  I would have used it for Chopin (Minute Waltz)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on August 16, 2015, 08:17:45 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 16, 2015, 07:08:37 PM
Why a stopwatch for Schubert?

I was thinking the same thing.

QuoteI would have used it for Chopin (Minute Waltz)

Yes, or Haydn's "Clock" symphony.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on August 17, 2015, 09:41:45 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 15, 2015, 06:34:08 PM
Though I can't figure out the connection between Chopin and coat hangers:

More appropriate for Tchaikovsky, perhaps?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on August 17, 2015, 11:34:06 AM
"Festival of Hits" came out in the early seventies. I had just started listening to classical music then. Bought Mozart, Bach, and 'piano' FoH. Sweet memories of youth ... ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 23, 2015, 05:09:14 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rSFoxXPTL._SX300_.jpg)

I'm told it's a superb recording, but...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 23, 2015, 05:51:03 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 23, 2015, 05:09:14 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rSFoxXPTL._SX300_.jpg)

I'm told it's a superb recording, but...

I'm not a huge fan of photos of people staring at their hands. I suppose he's being "thoughtful", but the more I look at the photo the more it weirds me out.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 23, 2015, 06:18:14 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 23, 2015, 05:09:14 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rSFoxXPTL._SX300_.jpg)

I'm told it's a superb recording, but...

Egad!*. There's a whole series of covers like that. They're all lumped together and called "paradise regained" (it's deliberately lowercase).

Looking at all those covers, I'm thinking it might be the young-'uns are acting out the music. But to me, it looks more like "interpretive dance":

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81IuVoitPmL._SL1500_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Missa-Cuiusvis-Toni-Prolationum-2CD/dp/B00CC21FW6)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81weQedPRAL._SL1500_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Sound-And-Fury-Paradise/dp/B00KFU09OW)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71ZxvUKeijL._SL1200_.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Missa-22Ecce-Ancilla-Domini-22-Missa-My/dp/B007QENXIY)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uHOLMK2YL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Missa-Lhomme-Arme-J-Ockeghem/dp/B0017SQS5K)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Zv8twT9hL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Missa-lHomme-Arme-Missa-Vinus-Vinum/dp/B004TDIVEG)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51aAiPP2GxL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Masses-Chansons-The-Sound-Fury/dp/B00BGJ5BNK)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41LRNyU%2BnQL.jpg) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Missa-Lhomme-Arme-Accu-Caron/dp/B002586YVO)

(*Sorry about the swearing there.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on August 24, 2015, 08:04:06 AM
Androgynous looks, most of them. It must sell I'm sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on August 24, 2015, 08:52:03 AM
Quote from: André on August 24, 2015, 08:04:06 AM
Androgynous looks, most of them. It must sell I'm sure.
I'm guessing 3 and 4 is a guy? Though I'm not 100% sure.

Idk, there might be a market for people who like guys who like like girls or girls who look like guys. A very, very small market. And I'm sure they are all Ockegehm fans.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Great recordings, but I've always hated these covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPaBFdSjL._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51D0BULZozL._SS250.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61cazRyadzL._SS250.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on August 27, 2015, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Great recordings, but I've always hated these covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPaBFdSjL._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51D0BULZozL._SS250.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61cazRyadzL._SS250.jpg)

I must say those don't trouble me but I've a wide range of tolerance for the abstract; music is, after all, more abstract than most listeners care (dare?) to admit.  So, ironically, those covers may be more 'representative' of the music contained therein than pretty pastoral or 'realistic' domestic scenes, however pleasing to the eye.  Also, I like (well. I do most of the time) designers' efforts to kindle consumer attn. to this music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2015, 03:05:38 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Great recordings, but I've always hated these covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPaBFdSjL._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51D0BULZozL._SS250.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61cazRyadzL._SS250.jpg)

I think those photos are more scientific than Haydnesque. (I'd be happy to see them on the walls of a laboratory. They'd fit in well there.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 03:32:33 PM
I think its more the black and the seemingly random placement that bothers me. I don't mind the abstractness of an electron microscope image (or whatever that is), but if they'd made one detail the whole image it would have worked better. Something like the back cover of Peter Gabriel's Passion album:

(http://lpacd.com/imatges/Peter%20Gabriel,Passion.jpg)

but those Haydn ones make me feel like I'm about to see an enlarged bedbug crawling into view.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2015, 03:41:23 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Great recordings, but I've always hated these covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPaBFdSjL._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51D0BULZozL._SS250.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61cazRyadzL._SS250.jpg)

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 03:32:33 PM
I think its more the black and the seemingly random placement that bothers me. I don't mind the abstractness of an electron microscope image (or whatever that is), but if they'd made one detail the whole image it would have worked better.

I agree.

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 03:32:33 PMSomething like the back cover of Peter Gabriel's Passion album:

(http://lpacd.com/imatges/Peter%20Gabriel,Passion.jpg)

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 03:32:33 PMbut those Haydn ones make me feel like I'm about to see an enlarged bedbug crawling into view.

I know where you're coming from.

https://www.youtube.com/v/Yw5i-PVLMVY
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 30, 2015, 01:27:20 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on August 27, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
Great recordings, but I've always hated these covers:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPaBFdSjL._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51D0BULZozL._SS250.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61cazRyadzL._SS250.jpg)

Really? I think these covers are pretty good. The one on the right is the worst of the three but even it is ok. 0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on September 03, 2015, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 30, 2015, 01:27:20 AM
Really? I think these covers are pretty good. The one on the right is the worst of the three but even it is ok. 0:)

Me too.  They even seem representational of music--sort of odd colorful shapes that bloom in the emptiness of silence.  Was it Goethe who called architecture frozen music?  But of course it would be too regimented and symmetrical...
   This is one of a similar series

[asin]B00O29YA6U[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on September 03, 2015, 10:36:32 PM
^That's an interesting series for comparison. I think the Phi label's Herreweghe covers are very tastefully done, and will have to ponder more on where I think the difference lies.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61dHeFxpVPL._SX250_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FhjvBTj6L._SX250_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41dthTZ34BL._SS250.jpg)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on September 04, 2015, 06:31:47 PM
They don't look too good on computer screen, but are great in relief. I like them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 15, 2015, 11:09:41 AM
Would be a great cover except for LEOND BERNSTEIN

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/886445076189.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on September 15, 2015, 01:38:18 PM
Quote from: Brian on September 15, 2015, 11:09:41 AM
Would be a great cover except for LEOND BERNSTEIN

(http://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/886445076189.jpg)

Well, could have been Glenn God...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 20, 2015, 01:15:31 PM
Brilliant Classics clearly hates Boulez and tries to get people to try forget they ever heard of him.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71gTIldOY2L._SX466_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on September 20, 2015, 01:29:58 PM
I don't know Erik Bosgraaf, but a quick Google images search suggests he's trying especially hard to not be taken seriously:

(http://images2.dallasobserver.com/imager/u/original/7094080/bosgraaf.jpg)

(http://past.incubate.org/2008/uploads/acts/cropped/BosgraafEliasPromo.jpg)

(http://beta.ensemble-garage.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/foto.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 24, 2015, 05:50:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71w3Vj5I7GL._SL1400_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 29, 2015, 05:44:46 AM
Quote from: Brian on September 24, 2015, 05:50:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71w3Vj5I7GL._SL1400_.jpg)

I like it. It makes and odd sort of sense to me, after an initial WTF moment, because one of the key themes of the Orpheus story is about him being forbidden to look back.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 05, 2015, 06:26:32 PM
I am trying to figure out what this cover is showing, and failing.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJhdshOlDck/UHzPqsnKzLI/AAAAAAAAAzg/1KlClw-Xc24/s320/090.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2015, 06:30:35 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 05, 2015, 06:26:32 PM
I am trying to figure out what this cover is showing, and failing.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LJhdshOlDck/UHzPqsnKzLI/AAAAAAAAAzg/1KlClw-Xc24/s320/090.jpg)

Took me a minute but it's the head of a cat in profile (tip of nose on right).


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 05, 2015, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2015, 06:30:35 PM
Took me a minute but it's the head of a cat in profile (tip of nose on right).

Alright, I stared at it until I saw what you mean.
There seems to be a bird in there, which ties into Vogel als Prophet.  But what does a psychedelic feline have to do with Kreisleriana?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on October 05, 2015, 06:46:12 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/bit-photos/large/2842787.jpeg)



Don't know if this has been posted before.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 05, 2015, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 05, 2015, 06:44:43 PM
But what does a psychedelic feline have to do with Kreisleriana?

Kreisler is a "fanciful" conductor in an E.T.A. Hoffmann fictional short story...err, with truncated title, The Tomcat Murr. Here's a Wiki article. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Kreisler)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 09, 2015, 06:58:15 AM
Quote from: Todd on October 05, 2015, 06:46:12 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/bit-photos/large/2842787.jpeg)



Don't know if this has been posted before.

Oh my.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on October 09, 2015, 07:02:14 AM
Quote from: Todd on October 05, 2015, 06:46:12 PM
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/bit-photos/large/2842787.jpeg)



Don't know if this has been posted before.

OMG.  The more one looks at that the more one finds to be troubled about...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on October 10, 2015, 11:46:50 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qkcc8dwSL._SS425.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 10, 2015, 11:51:37 AM
I'm hoping that cover doesn't fold out to a full body shot, the way Blonde On Blonde does:

(http://www.aiga.org/archivedmedia/across-the-graphic-universe-an-interview-with-john-berg/DylanBlonde1966.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on October 10, 2015, 11:55:50 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on October 10, 2015, 11:51:37 AMI'm hoping that cover doesn't fold out to a full body shot, the way Blonde On Blonde does:



I will never know.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 10, 2015, 12:04:48 PM
Quote from: Brian on September 24, 2015, 05:50:21 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71w3Vj5I7GL._SL1400_.jpg)

I' with Orfeo. This is story appropriate, not arbitrary. On a recording of Brahms's symphonies it would be peculiar, but not so much here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 10, 2015, 01:19:37 PM
I dunno...I get the story's "looking backwards" thing, but not the "put my top on backwards this morning, and put the hoodie up over my face" thing.

And its slightly creepy looking at a bald head where a face should be. Reminds me of one of the villians from "Sapphire And Steel":

(http://www.thetimewarriors.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/141109.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on October 11, 2015, 02:46:05 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on October 10, 2015, 11:51:37 AM
I'm hoping that cover doesn't fold out to a full body shot, the way Blonde On Blonde does:

Or Bowie's "Diamond Dogs":

(https://monolithcocktail.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/ten-awesome-gatefolds-03-diamond-dogs-outer.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mr. Three Putt on October 17, 2015, 07:47:09 AM
This morning I was searching for album art which is an ongoing project for my digital library. A search for Bizet's Carmen provided this. I understand the context of Carmen but this cover is........hmmm  ???  :o  I don't have time to browse through 136 pages looking to see if this has been posted, so.....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ibanezmonster on October 17, 2015, 12:36:43 PM
Terrible? Yes.
Pleasant? Yes.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sammy on October 17, 2015, 12:48:22 PM
Quote from: Mr. Three Putt on October 17, 2015, 07:47:09 AM
This morning I was searching for album art which is an ongoing project for my digital library. A search for Bizet's Carmen provided this. I understand the context of Carmen but this cover is........hmmm  ???  :o  I don't have time to browse through 136 pages looking to see if this has been posted, so.....

That's one of the best cd covers I've come across.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 17, 2015, 01:00:17 PM
Quote from: Mr. Three Putt on October 17, 2015, 07:47:09 AM
This morning I was searching for album art which is an ongoing project for my digital library. A search for Bizet's Carmen provided this. I understand the context of Carmen but this cover is........hmmm  ???  :o  I don't have time to browse through 136 pages looking to see if this has been posted, so.....

(http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=44092;image)

It was posted before (back in July 2015 (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg908853.html#msg908853)), but I don't think you're going to get too many complaints about the cover making a reappearance. (Unclothed females tend to be popular for some reason.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mr. Three Putt on October 17, 2015, 01:26:06 PM
I'm just surprised Sir George Solti allowed his name to be associated with this cover. Had he been a knight in Henry VIII's court, he'd have been executed for heresy and lewd behavior (And then Carmen would have been invited to the King's chambers for a little game of hide the red glove).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on October 18, 2015, 08:01:42 AM
Quote from: Sammy on October 17, 2015, 12:48:22 PM
That's one of the best cd covers I've come across.

uhhhh.... snyprrr, just don't even go there,... no, .... just stop,... stop :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 30, 2015, 01:03:32 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71pZxoZ7cgL._SX466_.jpg)

L'oiseau-Lyre did this? For a Philip Pickett compilation?

A crossover branding appeal to the D&D / LOTR market?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 30, 2015, 01:54:31 PM
Dungeons & Dragons? Tunnels & Trolls? Sinners & Saints!!!
This really looks like a cover to Bard's Tale III or King's Quest VI or similar 80s/early 90s adventure or role playing games... I love it!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on October 30, 2015, 08:22:25 PM
Anybody wanna guess what composer is behind this cover?!

[asin]B014WHW42S[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on October 30, 2015, 09:13:56 PM
If it sounds like that, I don't want to hear it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 30, 2015, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: Artem on October 30, 2015, 08:22:25 PM
Anybody wanna guess what composer is behind this cover?!

[asin]B014WHW42S[/asin]

Without clicking on the link, my guess is that it's something modern and unlistenable (e.g., "Concerto For A Bowl Of Water And A Flattened Harmonica", or maybe "Requiem For 30 Voices Not Listening To Each Other" etc.)

But my initial reaction was: "What the what?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on October 31, 2015, 12:39:57 AM
"Shattered Fragments" by Morton Feldman?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on October 31, 2015, 12:51:20 AM
Quote from: Artem on October 30, 2015, 08:22:25 PM
Anybody wanna guess what composer is behind this cover?!

[asin]B014WHW42S[/asin]
A very appropriate one (I would have guessed either someone of his time period, or an early music composer).

I quite like the piece of art chosen for the cover, not so much the fact that the cover itself contains no information about the record (a good graphic designer can sometimes integrate text into an image in a way that one doesn't notice it until one looks closely, as in many Tzadik releases, which is generally better)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on October 31, 2015, 12:55:25 AM
Quote from: The new erato on October 31, 2015, 12:39:57 AM
"Shattered Fragments" by Morton Feldman?
Despite this being meant as a joke (and without me checking the amazon link) ths turned out to be dear old Morty.

It reminded me of his music and cannot be half bad if it achieved that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on November 04, 2015, 08:37:53 PM
Rachmaninov's etudes...not to be taken lightly...



(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zXvhcW3hL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 12, 2015, 03:38:10 PM
DG's "Classical Bytes" series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61n337ADKuL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MOBlaK9YL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/611QPASFFJL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eFpvU7bJL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UDw8KY9OL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61IdB7PdStL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81SHxiOOl9L._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61CN0UlzrZL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Pgxw-GJ2L._SX300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on November 13, 2015, 12:36:51 AM
I think "Chopin" (although George Sand looks much closer to herself than Chopin) and "Tchaikovsky" are pretty good. The other ones are ridiculous (or I don't get the associations or jokes at all).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Green Destiny on November 13, 2015, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 12, 2015, 03:38:10 PM
DG's "Classical Bytes" series:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61n337ADKuL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61MOBlaK9YL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/611QPASFFJL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61eFpvU7bJL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51UDw8KY9OL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61IdB7PdStL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81SHxiOOl9L._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61CN0UlzrZL._SX300_.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Pgxw-GJ2L._SX300_.jpg)

Love these - Bach is the best one I think ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Tom 1960 on November 13, 2015, 05:22:55 PM
Not certain if this was ever posted, but this a frequent worst album cover by folks on a jazz forum I frequent.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Herbie_Mann_Push_Push_album.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 13, 2015, 05:33:26 PM
Reminds me of this, which was a constant  ad for years in Miami.
(http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/wlrn/files/201210/carpet_510.jpg)

Still in business, btw, although the image is now confined to the company logo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on January 18, 2016, 09:52:38 PM
I suppose the message being: "modernist" and "indecipherable" are cut from the same cloth.




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61N%2BH73mcLL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 19, 2016, 01:02:59 AM
This was posted by Dancing Divertimentian (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=101) over on the "Same cover - different disc (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,21330.msg687222.html#msg687222)" thread:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HFY7KYKPL._SL500_.jpg)

I don't know if it could be considered "worst" artwork, but I think it's awful – and I don't mean it fills me with awe.

Update: I've found a heap of "Svjatoslav Richter In Prague" covers. I think they're all ghastly...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RsYKisoVij8/Um77e7Ma3zI/AAAAAAAAL5o/IM27TFcxkXc/s1600/Richter+in+Prague+-+Weber+&+Schubert.jpg) (http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/980/MI0000980668.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41778WAS3RL.jpg) (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Z0S5J33BL._SX300_.jpg)

And facing the other way:

(http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/728e49abb884f9e48ca8d7aaeaba9065/2229809.jpg) (http://i.rymimg.com/lk/f/l/84591c3a4d1090aeca6fc407f794d943/2229776.jpg)

And here's one where he's invisible:

(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/012/MI0001012242.jpg)

Just how many of these covers are there?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 19, 2016, 01:18:42 AM
Actually, it's the fact that there are so many of them that makes them worse. One, I could perhaps cope with, but as a series it makes him look like a disembodied spirit, wandering around and haunting various locations.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: EigenUser on January 19, 2016, 01:36:09 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on January 18, 2016, 09:52:38 PM
I suppose the message being: "modernist" and "indecipherable" are cut from the same cloth.




(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61N%2BH73mcLL.jpg)
That poor piano. The aftermath of John Cage.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on January 19, 2016, 02:00:34 AM
Quote from: Artem on October 30, 2015, 08:22:25 PM
Anybody wanna guess what composer is behind this cover?!

[asin]B014WHW42S[/asin]

I scanned this one with my phone and got a coupon for string beans.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on January 19, 2016, 05:52:33 AM
Quote from: orfeo on January 19, 2016, 01:18:42 AM
Actually, it's the fact that there are so many of them that makes them worse. One, I could perhaps cope with, but as a series it makes him look like a disembodied spirit, wandering around and haunting various locations.

It also looks like Richter is wearing a bib.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on January 19, 2016, 05:56:32 AM
Quote from: orfeo on January 19, 2016, 01:18:42 AM
Actually, it's the fact that there are so many of them that makes them worse. One, I could perhaps cope with, but as a series it makes him look like a disembodied spirit, wandering around and haunting various locations.

So, too much of a good thing, you mean?   :) ;D :laugh: (yes, very, very bad covers)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ZauberdrachenNr.7 on January 19, 2016, 05:58:34 AM
Quote from: George on November 29, 2015, 07:42:21 PM
(http://s2.postimg.org/5nx0uxxfd/image.jpg)

Not the worst, but certainly surprising.

If that doesn't encourage new classical listeners I don't know what will. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on February 08, 2016, 11:13:31 AM
First thought regarding those Richter covers was that they were possibly inspired (?) by that old, not totally successful "Zardoz" sci-fi movie, starring Sean Connery:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on February 13, 2016, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: Turner on February 08, 2016, 11:13:31 AM
First thought regarding those Richter covers were a possible inspiration (?) from that old, not totally successful "Zardoz" sci-fi movie, starring Sean Connery:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

Excellent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 07:26:20 PM
Peter: If you're still around and willing to to another creative job I've got a cover task I'd like to see happen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 13, 2016, 10:05:38 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 07:26:20 PM
Peter: If you're still around and willing to to another creative job I've got a cover task I'd like to see happen.

Bring it on, baby.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 10:18:09 PM
Haha! All right, then:

I'm after a cover for Ives' String Quartet No.2 "Manly Men" (see composers notes) which features that title prominently and shows manly men going about the business of being manly.

Possibly using images of 70s-era male models with porn 'staches splashing on Brut 33, possibly something like modern cowboy six-pack romance pulp covers (homoerotic subtext desirable but not essential). Or any other display of manliness that you see fit. I guess there should also be the incongruous suggestion that these guys are also the musicians playing the Ives.

No rush, "should you choose to accept it...".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 13, 2016, 10:45:29 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 10:18:09 PM
Haha! All right, then:

I'm after a cover for Ives' String Quartet No.2 "Manly Men" (see composers notes) which features that title prominently and shows manly men going about the business of being manly.

Possibly using images of 70s-era male models with porn 'staches splashing on Brut 33, possibly something like modern cowboy six-pack romance pulp covers (homoerotic subtext desirable but not essential). Or any other display of manliness that you see fit. I guess there should also be the incongruous suggestion that these guys are also the musicians playing the Ives.

No rush, "should you choose to accept it...".

Challenge accepted.

I can think of a few (possibly unsettling) things already.

There's a blog I used to visit that specialised in scans of ads from the '70s. I can't remember the name of it, so I'll go a-lookin'.

Having a quick search for "ads from the 1970s", I came across this: http://www.boredpanda.com/1970s-mens-fashion-ads/. But I don't think it's manly enough. There's a lot of men's fashion, but not a lot of men doing manly things.

I'll keep looking.

In the meantime, here's a photo of Fabio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni) to tide you over*. He's not doing anything, he's just being Fabio. Sometimes, simply being Fabio is enough:

(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/fabio.jpg)

(*Yes, that Fabio-photo-related-pun was deliberate.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 17, 2016, 08:10:57 PM
Simon NZ:

It's not quite what you were looking for, but I thought I'd warm up with this...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Ives%20-%20String%20Quartet%20No.%202%20cover%201.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 17, 2016, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 10:18:09 PM
[snip]

I'm after a cover for Ives' String Quartet No.2 "Manly Men" (see composers notes) which features that title prominently and shows manly men going about the business of being manly.

[snip]

What do you mean by "see composers notes"? Liner notes in a CD? A specific biography of Charles Ives where manliness is quoted?

I must admit that the only quote I know of Charles Ives was when he was at a concert where his music was getting booed. Apparently, he stood up and shouted, "Take your dissonances like a man!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 17, 2016, 08:20:03 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 17, 2016, 08:15:04 PM
What do you mean by "see composers notes"? Liner notes in a CD? A specific biography of Charles Ives where manliness is quoted?

I must admit that the only quote I know of Charles Ives was when he was at a concert where his music was getting booed. Apparently, he stood up and shouted, "Take your dissonances like a man!"

I'll try and find something more extensive, but start with this:

http://www.musicweb-international.com/Ives/WK_String_Quartet_2.htm
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 17, 2016, 08:38:52 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 17, 2016, 08:20:03 PM
I'll try and find something more extensive, but start with this:

http://www.musicweb-international.com/Ives/WK_String_Quartet_2.htm

Now I know exactly where you're coming from:

Ives wrote the following words below the title of the score:

"S[tring] Q[uartet] for 4 men..."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 07, 2016, 08:35:28 AM
Observe how prominently the composer's name is featured on the original cover image.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cr558Pe6L._SL1417_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dax on March 07, 2016, 09:54:03 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 17, 2016, 08:15:04 PM
I must admit that the only quote I know of Charles Ives was when he was at a concert where his music was getting booed. Apparently, he stood up and shouted, "Take your dissonances like a man!"

That was supposed to have been in response to someone heckling Ruggles's Suntreader, not one of Charlie's pieces. The story is almost certainly untrue!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 07, 2016, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: Dax on March 07, 2016, 09:54:03 AM
That was supposed to have been in response to someone heckling Ruggles's Suntreader, not one of Charlie's pieces. The story is almost certainly untrue!

Aw. I want it to be true.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 07, 2016, 03:04:42 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on March 07, 2016, 08:35:28 AM
Observe how prominently the composer's name is featured on the original cover image.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cr558Pe6L._SL1417_.jpg)

Golly.

I think that answers the question, "Who's the most important person on this recording?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 07, 2016, 03:15:00 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on March 07, 2016, 08:35:28 AM
Observe how prominently the composer's name is featured on the original cover image.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cr558Pe6L._SL1417_.jpg)

I went looking for the original cover, and found the Angel reissue (https://www.discogs.com/Beethoven-Karajan-Fidelio/release/3098679). It might qualify for this thread:

(https://img.discogs.com/7GvwsKFO3HLUn3IwgVCdB8MLn-g=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3098679-1315673869.jpeg.jpg)

I prefer it to the KARAJAN FIDELIO Beethoven cover. I don't* like it much, but I prefer it.

(*I must admit that the more I look at the Angel cover, the more I like it. It's austere.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 07, 2016, 03:22:14 PM
What a mess:

(https://img.discogs.com/p0EFtx2EYxvaMuTdpY-WmDE_P1Y=/fit-in/414x424/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5613788-1398007774-1801.png.jpg) (https://www.discogs.com/Various-A-Treasury-Of-Concert-Favourites/release/5613788)

[https://www.discogs.com/Various-A-Treasury-Of-Concert-Favourites/release/5613788 (https://www.discogs.com/Various-A-Treasury-Of-Concert-Favourites/release/5613788)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 08, 2016, 03:39:15 AM
It's not really necessary to make Beethoven's name prominent on a recording of Fidelio. Anyone who knows what "Fidelio" is most probably knows who composed it. It's not as if anyone is going to be fooled and say "Beethoven's Fidelio? Damn, I was after Strauss' Fidelio."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 08, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: orfeo on March 08, 2016, 03:39:15 AM
It's not really necessary to make Beethoven's name prominent on a recording of Fidelio. Anyone who knows what "Fidelio" is most probably knows who composed it. It's not as if anyone is going to be fooled and say "Beethoven's Fidelio? Damn, I was after Strauss' Fidelio."

No, but having the name of the conductor larger than the composer's name on the cover sends a clear message as to who the record company thinks is more important.

I agree with you about the lack of need for Beethoven's name to even appear on the cover (there is only one Fidelio isn't there?), so I wouldn't be bothered if the record company didn't even put ol' Ludwig's name on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 08, 2016, 08:01:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 08, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
No, but having the name of the conductor larger than the composer's name on the cover sends a clear message as to who the record company thinks is more important.

I agree with you about the lack of need for Beethoven's name to even appear on the cover (there is only one Fidelio isn't there?), so I wouldn't be bothered if the record company didn't even put ol' Ludwig's name on the cover.

Actually, Beethoven's name is set in type that is smaller than everyone else except the chorus.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on March 08, 2016, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 07, 2016, 03:15:00 PM
(*I must admit that the more I look at the Angel cover, the more I like it. It's austere.)

I like it a lot! Austere, yes, but also evocative.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 09, 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 08, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
No, but having the name of the conductor larger than the composer's name on the cover sends a clear message as to who the record company thinks is more important.

I agree with you about the lack of need for Beethoven's name to even appear on the cover (there is only one Fidelio isn't there?), so I wouldn't be bothered if the record company didn't even put ol' Ludwig's name on the cover.

Like an afterthought, right ? The same reasoning could go for Tosca or Carmen. Why bother mentioning Puccini or Bizet after all ?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 09, 2016, 03:42:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 08, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
No, but having the name of the conductor larger than the composer's name on the cover sends a clear message as to who the record company thinks is more important.

I agree with you about the lack of need for Beethoven's name to even appear on the cover (there is only one Fidelio isn't there?), so I wouldn't be bothered if the record company didn't even put ol' Ludwig's name on the cover.

Quote from: André on March 09, 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Like an afterthought, right ? The same reasoning could go for Tosca or Carmen. Why bother mentioning Puccini or Bizet after all ?  ;D

I reckon for people "in the know", all that's needed is the name of the opera and the name of the conductor. They fill in the rest, as they have all the relevant information in their brains.

("Ah, the Knappertsbusch Flegelmüral. I know it well. That was recorded on February 31, 1922, on a warm winter's day in the Appalachian townhouse of wealthy French patron Bjorn Gonzalez III. The performance was recorded in front of three cats. Did you know it was also the first experimental quadraphonic recording? Of course you didn't. I knew that. The recording company abandoned the trial once they had discovered I was peering in through the window. I also know what all the soloists were wearing on that day. I naturally know these things because of my vast superiority in these matters...")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 30, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
Not content with abusing the Cyrillic and Armenian alphabets, they also torture the Greek alphabet for no discernible reason.
(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/d94f193f/b3db/42fc/a9e8/15641ebb9203/1280x1280.jpg)

And the conductor is...Loris Tjeknivorian?  How is that supposed to be legible?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2016, 07:54:02 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 30, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
Not content with abusing the Cyrillic and Armenian alphabets, they also torture the Greek alphabet for no discernible reason.
(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/d94f193f/b3db/42fc/a9e8/15641ebb9203/1280x1280.jpg)

And the conductor is...Loris Tjeknivorian?  How is that supposed to be legible?

Egad!*

That text is all sorts of bad.

I'm with you, Big J, about the pointlessness of the Greek lettering. Why all those sigmas? What's going on thƩrƩ? Why bothƩr?

I'm also with you, The Jeffster, about the "Ode In Memory Of Lenin" text. I think it looks dreadful.

And why have the "a"s in "Fantasy" without their horizontal lines? Is it meant to look Russian? Is it Russian? (I don't know the Russian alphabet.)

Oh, and the weird "A" that starts "Armenian". What is that?


(*Sorry about the swearing.)


PS: I just noticed the lowercase "a" in the orchestra's name. Why?

PPS: And the lowercase "r" in the conductor's name. Grrr.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on April 30, 2016, 08:05:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2016, 07:54:02 PM
Egad!*

That text is all sorts of bad.

I'm with you, Big J, about the pointlessness of the Greek lettering. Why all those sigmas? What's going on thƩrƩ? Why bothƩr?

I'm also with you, The Jeffster, about the "Ode In Memory Of Lenin" text. I think it looks dreadful.

And why have the "a"s in "Fantasy" without their horizontal lines? Is it meant to look Russian? Is it Russian? (I don't know the Russian alphabet.)

Oh, and the weird "A" that starts "Armenian". What is that?


(*Sorry about the swearing.)


PS: I just noticed the lowercase "a" in the orchestra's name. Why?

PPS: And the lowercase "r" in the conductor's name. Grrr.

The Greek letter lambda (L) is substituted for A in Fantasy.
The letter delta (D) is that first A in Armenian.

If you read the composer's name as written in Cyrillic it would come out something like Kndsndtchyaidye.  I don't think that is how he pronounced it.
On further look, Armenian is not being abused.  Only two alphabets were harmed in the making of this cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on April 30, 2016, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2016, 07:54:02 PM
Egad!*

That text is all sorts of bad.
Ah, of course! Kndsndtcyaidi's Fde in Memfyach ff Leyiy. Not to mention the delightful Fsstivs Posm, Grssting Ovsrturs, Lsrmontov Suits, and Russiln Flntlsy, all in the powerful interpretation of the Dyameyian Rnilnayamonis Oyasnestyaa conducted by the great Logis Tjekidnogidi. How could I have forgotten?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on April 30, 2016, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 30, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
Not content with abusing the Cyrillic and Armenian alphabets, they also torture the Greek alphabet for no discernible reason.
(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/d94f193f/b3db/42fc/a9e8/15641ebb9203/1280x1280.jpg)

And the conductor is...Loris Tjeknivorian?  How is that supposed to be legible?
Oh my god, that is idiotic.  They have arbitrarily substituted foreign characters that look like Roman characters even when they don't sound alike. Lenin's name is particularly absurd. For the n's they have substituted a Cyrillic Й, which is actually a vowel that is close to the English y. The "n" sound in russian is represented by a letter that looks like H. (н).

For the proper cyrillic representation of Lenin, see his famous tomb.

(http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/15/157586-lenins-tomb-moscow-russia.jpg)

Stupidity of this order is enough to put me off ASV permanently. How can you trust these morons to do anything right?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2016, 11:01:09 PM
Quote from: amw on April 30, 2016, 09:18:37 PM
Ah, of course! Kndsndtcyaidi's Fde in Memfyach ff Leyiy. Not to mention the delightful Fsstivs Posm, Grssting Ovsrturs, Lsrmontov Suits, and Russiln Flntlsy, all in the powerful interpretation of the Dyameyian Rnilnayamonis Oyasnestyaa conducted by the great Logis Tjekidnogidi. How could I have forgotten?

Thanks, AMW, for making me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 01, 2016, 06:55:17 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 30, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/d94f193f/b3db/42fc/a9e8/15641ebb9203/1280x1280.jpg)

And the conductor is...Loris Tjeknivorian?  How is that supposed to be legible?

OMG!!!!!!

Thread winner hands down. As a dilettante linguist I take personal offense at it.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Abuelo Igor on May 01, 2016, 03:37:50 PM
Let's burn all copies right this instant!  :P Too bad it's actually an album of interest because of the rarity of the works performed...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 02, 2016, 04:02:50 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 30, 2016, 08:05:01 PM
On further look, Armenian is not being abused.  Only two alphabets were harmed in the making of this cover.

That's because if they used the Armenian alphabet, readers of the Latin alphabet wouldn't be able to comprehend it. They had to go with letters that looked enough like Latin ones for people to go "oh how witty".

Ugh. I'm with everyone else in thinking it's pretty terrible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 28, 2016, 09:35:34 AM
The out-of-focus photograph is supposed to be artistic?

[asin]B00KJ3VVV0[/asin]

Or supposed to indicate the performances are vague and unfocused?

Put me off the recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: jlaurson on May 28, 2016, 12:33:43 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on May 28, 2016, 09:35:34 AM
The out-of-focus photograph is supposed to be artistic?

[asin]B00KJ3VVV0[/asin]

Or supposed to indicate the performances are vague and unfocused?

Put me off the recording.

I think the idea here might be that it adds three-dimensionality... she's behind the inscription, which is 'in focus'. Incidentally not a bad cycle!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 28, 2016, 06:41:11 PM
Also it makes it softer and calmer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 29, 2016, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: orfeo on May 28, 2016, 06:41:11 PM
Also it makes it softer and calmer.

A properly focused photograph of a woman's face is not "soft and calm" enough to represent Beethoven's Piano Sonatas?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71qk1-OBzHL._SL1118_.jpg)

The horror!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 29, 2016, 08:46:51 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on May 29, 2016, 05:30:01 PM
A properly focused photograph of a woman's face is not "soft and calm" enough to represent Beethoven's Piano Sonatas?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71qk1-OBzHL._SL1118_.jpg)

The horror!

Sigh. Yes, let's pick a black and white photograph with an out of focus background and use that as some kind of comparison. It is not remotely the same kind of image. Not least because the camera technology has a lifetime's worth of difference.

You really dislike the cover. The two people who've bothered to respond don't agree with you. We're not going to validate your opinion, so just get over it and move on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 29, 2016, 09:08:35 PM
It's my opinion, it doesn't require your validation.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 29, 2016, 10:12:46 PM
Then why are you arguing about it? The only reason I replied a second time is because you felt the need to mount an attack on MY opinion.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on May 29, 2016, 10:51:11 PM
I didn't think it particularly succesfull, but noe jawdroppingly awful either. But I wonder about the idea of giving us a portrait of the artist (OK concept for a cover) and then giving us a useless one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 30, 2016, 12:18:47 AM
Quote from: The new erato on May 29, 2016, 10:51:11 PM
I didn't think it particularly succesfull, but noe jawdroppingly awful either. But I wonder about the idea of giving us a portrait of the artist (OK concept for a cover) and then giving us a useless one.

My thinking is along those lines. A portrait, done well, can give a sense of the character of the subject. What does that blurry thing give a sense of. The only thing that catches my eye is the mole.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 30, 2016, 12:20:40 AM
Quote from: orfeo on May 29, 2016, 10:12:46 PM
Then why are you arguing about it? The only reason I replied a second time is because you felt the need to mount an attack on MY opinion.

One can't disagree without "mounting an attack?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 30, 2016, 12:50:13 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on May 30, 2016, 12:20:40 AM
One can't disagree without "mounting an attack?"

One can. One doesn't do that with the kind of sarcasm you used.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on May 30, 2016, 09:18:45 AM
Peace  0:) . A 'worst cover' thread is not really worth any amount of bad blood, is it ?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 30, 2016, 09:28:10 AM
I don't think so.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on May 30, 2016, 10:48:22 AM
Quote from: André on May 30, 2016, 09:18:45 AM
Peace  0:) . A 'worst cover' thread is not really worth any amount of bad blood, is it ?

What'd you expect from Scarpia? The guy is incorrigible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on May 30, 2016, 10:44:50 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on April 30, 2016, 07:09:22 PM
Not content with abusing the Cyrillic and Armenian alphabets, they also torture the Greek alphabet for no discernible reason.
(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/d94f193f/b3db/42fc/a9e8/15641ebb9203/1280x1280.jpg)

And the conductor is...Loris Tjeknivorian?  How is that supposed to be legible?
I haven't seen anyone mention it, but that is part of the 'theme' of that series. I have others and they are all like that (or were when ASV was in business). I must admit that I was never a huge fan of the covers, thought they are distinctive and easy to find in a pile.  Here are some others (but there are more):
[asin]B0000030SQ[/asin]
[asin]B00000JWJE[/asin]
[asin]B0000030WK[/asin]
[asin]B0000030UJ[/asin]

By the way, the last disc is outstanding (and well worth having to deal with the cover).

EDIT: When one has several of the discs/covers, there is a certain consistency in style to possibly admire. They seem less likeable when you only look at them one at a time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on May 31, 2016, 01:30:45 AM
I think the wrong use of cyrillic letters is fairly horrible. It is very confusing if one can read even a little cyrillic (because one starts oscillating between the alphabets) and while it is probably not meant in that way to me it also clearly smacks of western ignorance (because it works best if you associate the foreign shapes only with latin alphabet letters) and condescendence.
What would have been wrong with covers having both a latin transcription of the names and the cyrillic (or maybe armenian) versions for "atmosphere"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 31, 2016, 03:02:36 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on May 31, 2016, 01:30:45 AM
I think the wrong use of cyrillic letters is fairly horrible. It is very confusing if one can read even a little cyrillic

Precisely. I know the Russian alphabet and, for instance, for the third disc I read, in a mixture of Latin and Russian letter, "Ridio Soiserto" instead of "Piano Concerto". Awful, simply awful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 31, 2016, 06:53:12 AM
Quote from: George on May 31, 2016, 06:49:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41K5SMZXTSL.jpg)

At least it's in focus.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on May 31, 2016, 10:19:28 AM
The background is out of focus. Sorry, I couldn't resist  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on May 31, 2016, 04:53:50 PM
I was playing that album just last night. Is it the photo that's the problem? I assume he's going for an Arlo Guthrie / Woodstock / disillusioned returned Vietnam vet look there.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on May 31, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on May 31, 2016, 04:53:50 PM
I was playing that album just last night. Is it the photo that's the problem? I assume he's going for an Arlo Guthrie / Woodstock / disillusioned returned Vietnam vet look there.

I can't speak for the original poster, but perhaps the garish color scheme is at issue.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 01, 2016, 01:08:38 AM
Quote from: André on May 31, 2016, 10:19:28 AM
The background is out of focus. Sorry, I couldn't resist  :laugh:

It was on Scarpia's Schnabel example as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 01, 2016, 03:01:19 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on May 31, 2016, 06:53:12 AM
At least it's in focus.  :)
And none the better for it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 01, 2016, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: George on May 31, 2016, 06:49:24 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41K5SMZXTSL.jpg)

Quote from: Scarpia on May 31, 2016, 06:21:37 PM
I can't speak for the original poster, but perhaps the garish color scheme is at issue.

Quote from: Scarpia on May 31, 2016, 06:53:12 AM
At least it's in focus.  :)

Quote from: The new erato on June 01, 2016, 03:01:19 AM
And none the better for it.

Fixed, color and focus  :D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/feb2016/sepiablur.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on June 01, 2016, 06:16:52 AM
I guess you cannot put the background in focus?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 01, 2016, 06:29:41 AM
Quote from: The new erato on June 01, 2016, 06:16:52 AM
I guess you cannot put the background in focus?

That only works in Hollywood police procedurals  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on June 01, 2016, 06:32:33 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on June 01, 2016, 05:41:45 AM
Fixed, color and focus  :D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/feb2016/sepiablur.jpg)


Sarge

Grrrrr! The only way to calm down is to listen to my HJ Lim Hammerklavier.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 01, 2016, 06:40:30 AM
Quote from: The new erato on June 01, 2016, 06:16:52 AM
I guess you cannot put the background in focus?

Let him put the focus on background, instead.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 01, 2016, 07:22:03 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on June 01, 2016, 06:32:33 AM
Grrrrr! The only way to calm down is to listen to my HJ Lim Hammerklavier.  :)

Hammer time!

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/asheville/ludwig-hammer_300.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 03, 2016, 10:29:08 AM
The horror !

I'm outraged !  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on June 05, 2016, 05:55:34 PM
(http://i64.tinypic.com/ohva7q.jpg)

(http://i66.tinypic.com/15cd0yo.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 05, 2016, 07:38:54 PM
Quote from: epicous on June 05, 2016, 05:55:34 PM
(http://i66.tinypic.com/15cd0yo.jpg)

Agreed, awful cover. But on the flip side, macarons ROCK!!!!  ;D



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on June 05, 2016, 08:51:02 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 05, 2016, 07:38:54 PM
Agreed, awful cover. But on the flip side, macarons ROCK!!!!  ;D

Italian Macarons? I'm doubtful....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2016, 02:37:01 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjX80FTUgAEAZ9H.jpg)

What?

I'm sure it means something to somebody, but I'm looking at it and thinking, "What?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on June 06, 2016, 03:01:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2016, 02:37:01 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjX80FTUgAEAZ9H.jpg)

What?

I'm sure it means something to somebody, but I'm looking at it and thinking, "What?"
Ah, but the shadows... :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 06, 2016, 03:27:51 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2016, 02:37:01 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjX80FTUgAEAZ9H.jpg)

What?

I'm sure it means something to somebody, but I'm looking at it and thinking, "What?"

*shrug* It's Volume 2.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2016, 02:07:47 PM
Quote from: orfeo on June 06, 2016, 03:27:51 AM
*shrug* It's Volume 2.

I didn't even notice that. Time to find Volume 1...

Here 'tis:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mHE4CMDcL.jpg)

Er, OK.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 06, 2016, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on June 05, 2016, 08:51:02 PM
Italian Macarons? I'm doubtful....

WTF?

The homemade Italian - that is, made by an Italian, a real Italian, Italian from scratch Italian - macarons that I'VE had rock the house down. Now piss off... ::)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on June 06, 2016, 05:04:16 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 06, 2016, 05:02:17 PM
WTF?

The homemade Italian - that is, made by an Italian, a real Italian, Italian from scratch Italian - macarons that I'VE had rock the house down. Now piss off... ::)

They look delicious regardless of who made them. I'd be all over that bakery. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 06, 2016, 05:10:18 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on June 06, 2016, 05:04:16 PM
They look delicious regardless of who made them. I'd be all over that bakery. :)

Indeed! :) I have an Italian acquaintance who is an exceptional baker (I hear her cooking is top-flight as well) and the first time she baked macarons for me I nearly fell to the floor when I chomped into one. I felt so grateful she baked them for me I raided Google Translate and serenaded her in Italian the next time I saw her! ;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on June 06, 2016, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 05, 2016, 07:38:54 PM
Agreed, awful cover. But on the flip side, macarons ROCK!!!!  ;D
Pasta macaron and cookie macaron, both of them !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 28Orot on June 06, 2016, 06:51:39 PM
 :laugh:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xerR0LmNL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2016, 08:55:46 PM
Quote from: 28Orot on June 06, 2016, 06:51:39 PM
:laugh:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xerR0LmNL.jpg)

My first thought was, "Is that real?"

Then I discovered it is (http://"http://www.allmusic.com/album/charles-wuorinen-tashi-mw0001397691").
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 07, 2016, 02:26:12 AM
What's so bad about it, I wonder?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 03:53:17 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 06, 2016, 05:02:17 PM
WTF?

The homemade Italian - that is, made by an Italian, a real Italian, Italian from scratch Italian - macarons that I'VE had rock the house down. Now piss off... ::)
I'm curious why my original post was deleted by the mods. It in no way violated any rules of the forum. I didn't even get a PM.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2016, 05:01:42 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 03:53:17 AM
I'm curious why my original post was deleted by the mods. It in no way violated any rules of the forum. I didn't even get a PM.

Should be pretty easy to figure out: Macaron lovers brook no discord!! ;D

Wait, what? Your post is still up.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 05:17:52 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on June 07, 2016, 05:01:42 AM
Should be pretty easy to figure out: Macaron lovers brook no discord!! ;D

Wait, what? Your post is still up.


Strange. I went through this thread twice AND my profile. I guess my eyes aren't so good no more...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on June 07, 2016, 05:36:27 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 05:17:52 AM
Strange. I went through this thread twice AND my profile. I guess my eyes aren't so good no more...

golf announcer voiceover:
*meanwhile, at the horrible cover thread, freaking paranoia is running wild! :o *

What are we some godless commies?  ::)

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 05:40:43 AM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on June 07, 2016, 05:36:27 AM
golf announcer voiceover:
*meanwhile, at the horrible cover thread, freaking paranoia is running wild! :o *

What are we some godless commies?  ::)

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err, umm...is that a joke? Maybe I'm slow today and should just crawl back into my hole and wait til morning...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 28Orot on June 07, 2016, 05:56:54 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 07, 2016, 02:26:12 AM
What's so bad about it, I wonder?

I guess you're a cat person  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on June 07, 2016, 06:04:43 AM
Quote from: mc ukrneal on June 07, 2016, 05:40:43 AM
err, umm...is that a joke? Maybe I'm slow today and should just crawl back into my hole and wait til morning...

Well, it isn't funny if I have to explain it... yes, it's a joke. It actually popped up on my newsfeed while I was working and I hopped over here to see which of my comrades had jerked you around... :)

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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on July 02, 2016, 01:53:35 AM
Just came across this one - I must admit to quite liking it but it is pretty bad:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51m7%2Bp7kxcL.jpg)

Disco Karajan in a leather jacket :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 02, 2016, 02:36:24 PM
Quote from: Conor248 on July 02, 2016, 01:53:35 AM
Just came across this one - I must admit to quite liking it but it is pretty bad:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51m7%2Bp7kxcL.jpg)

Disco Karajan in a leather jacket :D

Golly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 03:45:34 PM
The Cleveland Orchestra Choir are leading the way in racial equality and representation (and casual dress code)

...or they were until the UFOs arrived:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0xItbPYwPwI/TM9RLg1Dh5I/AAAAAAAAAiM/OLv-lD76eXg/s1600/Worst+Album+Cover+Ever.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 02, 2016, 03:51:16 PM
Oh, that's a beautiful description.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 02, 2016, 04:27:01 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 03:45:34 PM
The Cleveland Orchestra Choir are leading the way in racial equality and representation (and casual dress code)

...or they were until the UFOs arrived:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0xItbPYwPwI/TM9RLg1Dh5I/AAAAAAAAAiM/OLv-lD76eXg/s1600/Worst+Album+Cover+Ever.jpg)

When I saw that cover, my first thought was: "Cut 'n' paste, baby."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 04:30:10 PM
Yet another "guess the connection" from Westminster Gold:

(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8165a.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 02, 2016, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 04:30:10 PM
Yet another "guess the connection" from Westminster Gold:

(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8165a.jpg)

What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on July 02, 2016, 06:17:01 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 04:30:10 PM
Yet another "guess the connection" from Westminster Gold:

(http://www.kimbawlion.com/westminstergold/WGS-8165a.jpg)

http://slippedisc.com/2011/12/classical-covers-to-cry-for-2/ (http://slippedisc.com/2011/12/classical-covers-to-cry-for-2/)

Scroll down to the second comment:

I recall a cover for the Dvorak piano concerto that was a heap of tarnished silverware in a plastic bag (referring to it's forgotten status at the time?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on July 02, 2016, 06:44:41 PM
Quote from: Conor248 on July 02, 2016, 01:53:35 AM
Just came across this one - I must admit to quite liking it but it is pretty bad:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51m7%2Bp7kxcL.jpg)

Disco Karajan in a leather jacket :D

Herbie now starring in Death Wish VX. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 06:49:05 PM
Where's that light coming from? I thought he believed it was his arse the sun shone out of.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on July 02, 2016, 06:52:33 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on July 02, 2016, 06:44:41 PM
Herbie now starring in Death Wish VX. ;D
Quote from: SimonNZ on July 02, 2016, 06:49:05 PM
Where's that light coming from? I thought he believed it was his arse the sun shone out of.

Hahaha ;D :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on July 03, 2016, 12:25:05 AM
Karajan is just portraying the vainglorious hero of Ein Heldenleiben. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on July 03, 2016, 12:56:00 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 03, 2016, 12:25:05 AM
Karajan is just portraying the vainglorious hero of Ein Heldenleiben. :)
Vain yes, glorious, hardly :-*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on July 05, 2016, 07:27:31 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 03, 2016, 12:25:05 AM
Karajan is just portraying the vainglorious hero of Ein Heldenleiben. :)

TINY LITTLE SHOULDERS OF A MAN, THAT hERBIE (whoops)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 10, 2016, 01:56:48 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000057NB.01.L.jpg)

Not that this cover has anything ugly per se, but it is an example of sloppy editing: "Symphonies 1, 2, 3, (sic) & 4". That comma after "3" really bothers me. Furthermore, the presentation seems to imply that Brahms wrote other symphonies that didn't make it to the set... Wouldn't "The Four Symphonies" have been easier?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 10, 2016, 03:24:15 AM
"The Symphonies" would've been even easier than that!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on July 10, 2016, 01:20:23 PM
Quote from: orfeo on July 10, 2016, 03:24:15 AM
"The Symphonies" would've been even easier than that!
There are people who would think that's the name of one work.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 10, 2016, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: listener on July 10, 2016, 01:20:23 PM
There are people who would think that's the name of one work.

Do those people buy classical CDs?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on July 10, 2016, 02:15:58 PM
Quote from: ritter on July 10, 2016, 01:56:48 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000057NB.01.L.jpg)

Not that this cover has anything ugly per se, but it is an example of sloppy editing: "Symphonies 1, 2, 3, (sic) & 4". That comma after "3" really bothers me. Furthermore, the presentation seems to imply that Brahms wrote other symphonies that didn't make it to the set... Wouldn't "The Four Symphonies" have been easier?

That is called an 'Oxford' or serial comma. It has been the subject of ongoing debate for decades. It is not wrong, nor right for that matter. It is merely a difference of style. Wiki sums up the pros and cons:

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Serial_comma

I shall put you down in the 'anti-comma' camp, eh?  :)

As for me, The Four Symphonies works perfectly well.

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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2016, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: ritter on July 10, 2016, 01:56:48 AM
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000057NB.01.L.jpg)

Not that this cover has anything ugly per se, but it is an example of sloppy editing: "Symphonies 1, 2, 3, (sic) & 4". That comma after "3" really bothers me.

The Oxford comma (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/what-is-the-oxford-comma) strikes again.

https://www.youtube.com/v?v=P_i1xk07o4g

Quote from: ritter on July 10, 2016, 01:56:48 AMFurthermore, the presentation seems to imply that Brahms wrote other symphonies that didn't make it to the set... Wouldn't "The Four Symphonies" have been easier?

Now I'm wondering why the graphic designer didn't say "Symphonies 1-4" instead of all those pesky commas, or even "The Complete Symphonies". (Maybe "Complete" was too big a word to fit in the space on the cover.)

Or why didn't they simply put "All The Symphonies What He Wrote"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 10, 2016, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on July 10, 2016, 02:15:58 PM
That is called an 'Oxford' or serial comma. It has been the subject of ongoing debate for decades. It is not wrong, nor right for that matter. It is merely a difference of style. Wiki sums up the pros and cons:

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Serial_comma

I shall put you down in the 'anti-comma' camp, eh?  :)

As for me, The Four Symphonies works perfectly well.

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Most interestimg, Gurn. Many thanks! And yes, I'm firmly in the "anti-comma" group (along with the Associated Press and the Canadian Press).

You see, the Royal Acadamy of the Spanish Language expressly advises against the use of commas placed before conjuctions in exhaustive lists. In this particular case, the fact that the comma was placed before an ampersand and not the conjuction "and" made it look even more graphically awkward to me...

Cheers,

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 11, 2016, 01:39:44 AM
Count me in as eternal enemy of the Oxford comma (I think they put it there to annoy foreigners trying write English) and I agree that it looks particulary bad in combination with &. When one is taught commas etc. in German school one of the first and simplest rules is that in lists the comma *replaces* an and or or or similar conjunction. This is one of the rare occasions where grammar rules are logically plausible...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 11, 2016, 12:35:04 PM
Quote from: Conor248 on July 02, 2016, 01:53:35 AM
Just came across this one - I must admit to quite liking it but it is pretty bad:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51m7%2Bp7kxcL.jpg)

Disco Karajan in a leather jacket :D

I appreciate art that is timeless. I also appreciate art that is not timeless.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 11, 2016, 12:37:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2016, 02:16:50 PM
Now I'm wondering why the graphic designer didn't say "Symphonies 1-4" instead of all those pesky commas, or even "The Complete Symphonies". (Maybe "Complete" was too big a word to fit in the space on the cover.)

I think they could have fit:

All Four
Symphonies
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 12:56:33 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2016, 02:16:50 PM
Or why didn't they simply put "All The Symphonies What He Wrote"?

Works for me  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/nov2013/allthesymphonieswhathewrote.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 11, 2016, 01:02:08 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 12:56:33 PM
Works for me  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/nov2013/allthesymphonieswhathewrote.jpg)


Sarge
Much, much better than the original... :D But that capital W in "What"  may raise some eyebrows...  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 11, 2016, 01:10:00 PM
Great! But... Composer's name is missing now ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 01:13:01 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 11, 2016, 01:10:00 PM
Great! But... Composer's name is missing now ;)

It's a mystery box. Buyer beware  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 11, 2016, 01:13:39 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 11, 2016, 01:10:00 PM
Great! But... Composer's name is missing now ;)
But since "He" is also capitalized, it clearly must be a really major composer, approaching God-like stature  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 01:23:57 PM
Brian, this should make you "happier"  ;D  (Ritter, the capitalization remains the same...sorry  ;) )

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/nov2013/allthesymphonieswhathewrote2.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on July 11, 2016, 01:52:05 PM
Quote from: ritter on July 11, 2016, 01:02:08 PM
Much, much better than the original... :D But that capital W in "What"  may raise some eyebrows...  ;)
Actually there is a Symphony by Dorati, on Mercury LP  SR 90-248    I don't know if it's included in any of the Mercury cd sets.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 01:54:37 PM
Quote from: listener on July 11, 2016, 01:52:05 PM
Actually there is a Symphony by Dorati, on Mercury LP  SR 90-248    I don't know if it's included in any of the Mercury cd sets.

Exactly...that's what I meant. Scout's honor! It wasn't a drunken oversight...I swear it wasn't  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 11, 2016, 02:30:11 PM
You want me to pay THAT much for Antal Dorati's one symphony? And why are you using the plural "symphonies" if he only wrote one?

Honestly, these marketing people...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2016, 02:32:10 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 12:56:33 PM
Works for me  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/nov2013/allthesymphonieswhathewrote.jpg)

Sarge

Beautiful.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Sarge.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 11, 2016, 03:11:56 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on July 11, 2016, 01:23:57 PM
Brian, this should make you "happier"  ;D  (Ritter, the capitalization remains the same...sorry  ;) )

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/nov2013/allthesymphonieswhathewrote2.jpg)


Sarge
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe we should have an album cover photoshop contest in a new thread! Somebody can submit an album cover for revision, and we can all have a go...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 11, 2016, 03:17:42 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 11, 2016, 03:11:56 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe we should have an album cover photoshop contest in a new thread! Somebody can submit an album cover for revision, and we can all have a go...

Brilliant.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2016, 03:22:11 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 11, 2016, 03:11:56 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe we should have an album cover photoshop contest in a new thread! Somebody can submit an album cover for revision, and we can all have a go...

We've, er, "improved" quite a few covers in this thread.

I can't speak for everyone else, but I'm happy to continue mangling covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on July 11, 2016, 04:48:27 PM
Quote from: orfeo on July 11, 2016, 02:30:11 PM
You want me to pay THAT much for Antal Dorati's one symphony? And why are you using the plural "symphonies" if he only wrote one?
He wrote two! They are on a BIS CD and not bad.
>.>

(Also in case anyone was curious, Dorati's performances of all the symphonies what Brahms wrote are actually pretty good with an exceptional No. 4 and a very good No. 3. Buy or avoid with confidence depending on how reliable you find me as a barometer.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 11, 2016, 06:00:22 PM
Quote from: listener on July 11, 2016, 01:52:05 PM
Actually there is a Symphony by Dorati, on Mercury LP  SR 90-248    I don't know if it's included in any of the Mercury cd sets.

I made a quick check of all three and did not see it.  The Brahms cycle, complete with offending comma, is the lead - off to the third box.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2016, 08:49:36 PM
Quote from: listener on July 11, 2016, 01:52:05 PM
Actually there is a Symphony by Dorati, on Mercury LP  SR 90-248

This'd be the one:

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0657/5689/products/HS10273-1.jpeg)

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0657/5689/products/HS10273-2.jpeg)

[Details at Vinyl Mailer (http://vinylmailer.com/products/dorati-symphony-1957-antal-dorati-minneapolis-symphony-orchestra-vinyl) and Popsike.com (http://www.popsike.com/ANTAL-DORATI-Dorati-Symphony-Original-Mercury-SR-90248-GREEN-PROMO-TAS-LP/321331758834.html)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 11, 2016, 09:13:21 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on July 11, 2016, 06:00:22 PM
I made a quick check of all three and did not see it.  The Brahms cycle, complete with offending comma, is the lead - off to the third box.

The Dorati symphony isn't on any of the three Mercury Living Presence Collector's Series box sets.

Volume 1 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/us/cat/4783566)
Volume 2 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/us/cat/4785092)
Volume 3 (http://www.deccaclassics.com/us/cat/4787896)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 16, 2016, 11:38:01 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51iF4osKbdL.jpg)

Okay, maybe this isn't really among the worst, but several things bug me:
1. Where is the orchestra? This concept could be interesting, but for it to work, I think it needs to be clear what the conductor is doing. Bernstein here appears to be moving into the "choke" signal.
2. The lighting and depth of field draw my attention towards the ornate column in the background.
3. I'm not crazy about this combination of all-caps normal width with mixed-case compressed at the same height, though I might not have noticed if the photo hadn't gotten me in such a critical mood.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2016, 02:34:50 AM
Quote from: Pat B on July 16, 2016, 11:38:01 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51iF4osKbdL.jpg)

Okay, maybe this isn't really among the worst, but several things bug me:
1. Where is the orchestra? This concept could be interesting, but for it to work, I think it needs to be clear what the conductor is doing. Bernstein here appears to be moving into the "choke" signal.
2. The lighting and depth of field draw my attention towards the ornate column in the background.
3. I'm not crazy about this combination of all-caps normal width with mixed-case compressed at the same height, though I might not have noticed if the photo hadn't gotten me in such a critical mood.

I'm with you.

Plus:

The double bass lying on its side tells me the orchestra has gone home, which leads me to the question:

Just who is Lenny looking at, if there's no-one there?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM
Oh come on guys, he's reminiscing. Nothing wrong with that.

Anyway, why does a double bass mean they've gone home, rather than arriving? Or having a tea break? Who leaves their double bass lying around afterward, does it just stay there until the next concert?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 17, 2016, 02:47:53 AM
Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM
Oh come on guys, he's reminiscing. Nothing wrong with that. ...

It's nice to reminisce.

Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AMAnyway, why does a double bass mean they've gone home, rather than arriving? ...

That's what I imagined when I saw it there.

Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM... Or having a tea break? ...

Maybe everyone's having a cup of tea at the same time.

Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM...Who leaves their double bass lying around afterward, ...

It's a superstar bass player, and they have a roadie who carries their bass for them.

Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM... does it just stay there until the next concert?

I reckon so. It'd be guarded. (Superstar bassists have bass bodyguards, don't they?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 17, 2016, 02:05:17 PM
Quote from: orfeo on July 17, 2016, 02:40:10 AM
Oh come on guys, he's reminiscing. Nothing wrong with that.

That makes sense, I just don't get it from the photo. I can't really see his eyes or mouth, just his hands, nose, blown-out hair, and the column. The bass, not terribly out of place and visually almost blending into the background, doesn't bother me too much. But the more I look at this photo, the more I fixate on that damn column.

Of course you don't have to agree, and I get that this thread tends to be hypercritical, but this photo bugs me. Maybe I think the concept deserves better execution.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on July 17, 2016, 02:28:20 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 16, 2016, 11:38:01 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51iF4osKbdL.jpg)

Okay, maybe this isn't really among the worst, but several things bug me:
1. Where is the orchestra? This concept could be interesting, but for it to work, I think it needs to be clear what the conductor is doing. Bernstein here appears to be moving into the "choke" signal.
2. The lighting and depth of field draw my attention towards the ornate column in the background.
3. I'm not crazy about this combination of all-caps normal width with mixed-case compressed at the same height, though I might not have noticed if the photo hadn't gotten me in such a critical mood.

To call this "worst cover art" strikes me a bordering on the absurd. It is a photograph of the conductor in a pensive mood on the stage where a performance is soon to take place. The bases on the stage before hand is a very familiar sight. The ornate column is an organic part of it, since it appears to be the Wiener Musikerein, the home hall of the Wiener Philharmoniker, which has a long history with this music. The cover evokes all of the reasons I might be inducted to buy this recording (although I won't because because I am not particularly optimistic about Lenny's way with Bruckner).

And if you are going to take issue with the combination of all caps with a normal font, you are taking issue with a large fraction of the DGG catalog.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 17, 2016, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Pat B on July 17, 2016, 02:05:17 PM
That makes sense, I just don't get it from the photo. I can't really see his eyes or mouth, just his hands, nose, blown-out hair, and the column. The bass, not terribly out of place and visually almost blending into the background, doesn't bother me too much. But the more I look at this photo, the more I fixate on that damn column.

Of course you don't have to agree, and I get that this thread tends to be hypercritical, but this photo bugs me. Maybe I think the concept deserves better execution.

To me it looks like he's taking off his scarf, pure and simple.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 17, 2016, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 17, 2016, 02:28:20 PM
To call this "worst cover art" strikes me a bordering on the absurd. It is a photograph of the conductor in a pensive mood on the stage where a performance is soon to take place. The bases on the stage before hand is a very familiar sight. The ornate column is an organic part of it, since it appears to be the Wiener Musikerein, the home hall of the Wiener Philharmoniker, which has a long history with this music. The cover evokes all of the reasons I might be inducted to buy this recording (although I won't because because I am not particularly optimistic about Lenny's way with Bruckner).

And if you are going to take issue with the combination of all caps with a normal font, you are taking issue with a large fraction of the DGG catalog.

The WP does not have that long a history with the 9th. First recordings were in the 60s (Mehta and Schuricht). Same with the 8th (Solti and Schuricht). Granted, that's still a long time in the orchestra's musicians' life.

One of my friends who is a good case study for acute bruckneritis has produced an excel spreadsheet with lists of all Bruckner concerts by the Wiener Symphoniker and the Philharmoniker in the 20th Century (concerts, not recordings). He came out with rather startling findings: Bruckner concerts in Vienna pre-1960 were mostly the result of the WS, with well over double the number of the WP output. It took a long time before the Philharmoniker programmed Bruckner, with many years with no performance.

But that is beyond the point. I just wanted to plug this curiosity. Maybe I should have done so in the in the Bruckner Abbey  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on July 17, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
Quote from: André on July 17, 2016, 03:52:30 PM
The WP does not have that long a history with the 9th. First recordings were in the 60s (Mehta and Schuricht). Same with the 8th (Solti and Schuricht). Granted, that's still a long time in the orchestra's musicians' life.

One of my friends who is a good case study for acute bruckneritis has produced an excel spreadsheet with lists of all Bruckner concerts by the Wiener Symphoniker and the Philharmoniker in the 20th Century (concerts, not recordings). He came out with rather startling findings: Bruckner concerts in Vienna pre-1960 were mostly the result of the WS, with well over double the number of the WP output. It took a long time before the Philharmoniker programmed Bruckner, with many years with no performance.

But that is beyond the point. I just wanted to plug this curiosity. Maybe I should have done so in the in the Bruckner Abbey  ;D

I don't know enough about the subject to comment intelligently on the WPO's early history with Bruckner.  The oldest Bruckner recording I have is Knappertsbusch Bruckner 5, WPO from the mid 50's.  I have the impression that before the Bruckner revival in the latter part of the 20th century no orchestra was playing much Bruckner. 

One question about the WPO vs WS stats. How many orchestral concerts did the WPO give, compared with the WS? The WS was a full time performing orchestra, the WPO is a side-gig by the orchestra of the Vienna State Opera. Is the fact that WS has more Bruckner performances explainable by their giving more concerts overall?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on July 17, 2016, 09:46:09 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 17, 2016, 02:28:20 PM
To call this "worst cover art" strikes me a bordering on the absurd. It is a photograph of the conductor in a pensive mood on the stage where a performance is soon to take place. The bases on the stage before hand is a very familiar sight. The ornate column is an organic part of it, since it appears to be the Wiener Musikerein, the home hall of the Wiener Philharmoniker, which has a long history with this music. The cover evokes all of the reasons I might be inducted to buy this recording (although I won't because because I am not particularly optimistic about Lenny's way with Bruckner).

And if you are going to take issue with the combination of all caps with a normal font, you are taking issue with a large fraction of the DGG catalog.

I didn't realize it at first, but my problem with the photo is almost entirely in lighting. The bass never bothered me, and the column does only because it's so much better lit than the subject.

As for the typography, yes, DG often use all caps + mixed, but rarely in this mix of widths (the banners on his Beethoven 5 and Brahms 1 look much better IMO, in their own ways). But it's not as bad as the photo.

Anyway, people have posted covers that I like in this thread (e.g. almost anything on Soli Deo Gloria; some of the Westminster stuff -- even their bad puns are well shot), so I know the feeling. A couple pages back you posted an out-of-focus Melodie Zhao cover that, to me, is not particularly good but nowhere near "worst." So, to each his own. I think this Bernstein cover is bad, but I welcome your disagreement. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on July 18, 2016, 03:08:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/recordings/netrebko%20verismo.jpg)

Not awful-looking, but I'd think an disc title "verismo" might have a more "realistic" cover.  I guess it's supposed to be Turandot as an angel of death?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2016, 02:35:40 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on July 18, 2016, 03:08:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/recordings/netrebko%20verismo.jpg)

Not awful-looking, but I'd think an disc title "verismo" might have a more "realistic" cover.  I guess it's supposed to be Turandot as an angel of death?

"Verismo", eh? Maybe that's what Anna wears when she's hosting a dinner party.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 18, 2016, 03:11:24 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on July 18, 2016, 03:08:01 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/Wendelle/recordings/netrebko%20verismo.jpg)

Not awful-looking, but I'd think an disc title "verismo" might have a more "realistic" cover.  I guess it's supposed to be Turandot as an angel of death?

I loved her in Power Rangers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 18, 2016, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 17, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
I don't know enough about the subject to comment intelligently on the WPO's early history with Bruckner.  The oldest Bruckner recording I have is Knappertsbusch Bruckner 5, WPO from the mid 50's.  I have the impression that before the Bruckner revival in the latter part of the 20th century no orchestra was playing much Bruckner. 

One question about the WPO vs WS stats. How many orchestral concerts did the WPO give, compared with the WS? The WS was a full time performing orchestra, the WPO is a side-gig by the orchestra of the Vienna State Opera. Is the fact that WS has more Bruckner performances explainable by their giving more concerts overall?

The whole thing is incorporated into John Berky's website. Graph, charts, lists  :o
https://www.abruckner.com/editorsnote/listsanddata/houlegilles/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: jlaurson on August 02, 2016, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on July 17, 2016, 08:02:22 PM
One question about the WPO vs WS stats. How many orchestral concerts did the WPO give, compared with the WS? The WS was a full time performing orchestra, the WPO is a side-gig by the orchestra of the Vienna State Opera. Is the fact that WS has more Bruckner performances explainable by their giving more concerts overall?

Nah, they give about the same amount of concerts, give or take a few. It's just that Bruckner wasn't 'establishment' enough for the WPh to touch; it's an orchestra that likes to groom its prejudices. :-)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on August 02, 2016, 10:36:31 AM
Very well put. It's a matter of the WP (a self-gorverning entity, immune to trends, therefore prone to arch-conservative tradition) picking up on repertoire that's been given respectability after years of exposure through its non-official 'laboratories', such as the ORF, WS, Linz, Graz and other provincial austrian lesser orchestral bodies.

Oftentimes, the WP needed to be shaken by the seat of their pants to sit up and finally take notice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on September 03, 2016, 01:19:07 AM
Latest find:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81U4vJT8d3L._SL1415_.jpg)

Apologies if this has been posted here before - made me ???
Note the name of the record label too :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 03, 2016, 01:23:48 AM
Clearly it's referring back to Man Ray's Le Violon d'Ingres

(http://uploads7.wikiart.org/images/man-ray/ingre-s-violin-1924.jpg!Large.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on September 03, 2016, 01:29:45 AM
Quote from: North Star on September 03, 2016, 01:23:48 AM
Clearly it's referring back to Man Ray's Le Violon d'Ingres

(http://uploads7.wikiart.org/images/man-ray/ingre-s-violin-1924.jpg!Large.jpg)

Possibly its a tribute...
Heres another one of "Urania"'s recordings:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71svFdIdnKL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on September 03, 2016, 01:33:04 AM
Another...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/714n0fkwwiL._SL1400_.jpg)

I see a theme developing... :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2016, 01:56:51 AM
I can't see how any of them qualify as bad-looking artwork. And I'm not sexually attracted to women so I'm not making the kind of comment that often gets made on this forum about the sex appeal of women on album covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on September 03, 2016, 02:03:23 AM
I was just making a joke - a bad one I admit..
Noone else finds a picture of an arse with a record label named "Urania" funny? - I can understand, ill get over it im sure.
Im a heterosexual male and don't dislike the covers - I just think they are a bit irrelevant and Im not actually sad enough to buy a record because the cover features Female nudity but maybe some folk are?..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on September 03, 2016, 02:41:05 AM
impudent strumpets
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2016, 04:25:06 AM
Quote from: DSCH71 on September 03, 2016, 02:03:23 AM
Noone else finds a picture of an arse with a record label named "Urania" funny?

Nope, because I know who Urania is.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2016, 02:21:33 PM
We obviously have different ideas about the function of the thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 15, 2016, 07:32:42 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 13, 2016, 10:18:09 PM
Haha! All right, then:

I'm after a cover for Ives' String Quartet No.2 "Manly Men" (see composers notes) which features that title prominently and shows manly men going about the business of being manly.

Possibly using images of 70s-era male models with porn 'staches splashing on Brut 33, possibly something like modern cowboy six-pack romance pulp covers (homoerotic subtext desirable but not essential). Or any other display of manliness that you see fit. I guess there should also be the incongruous suggestion that these guys are also the musicians playing the Ives.

No rush, "should you choose to accept it...".

Hey Simon: It's taken waaay too long, but here's another cover...

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Ives%20-%20String%20Quartet%20No.%202%20cover%202.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 07:34:39 PM
LOL! That's great...but it still needs "Manly Men" as the work's title.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 15, 2016, 09:09:09 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 07:34:39 PM
LOL! That's great...but it still needs "Manly Men" as the work's title.

How's this?

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Ives%20-%20String%20Quartet%20No.%202%20cover%202%202.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 10:11:22 PM
Thanks for putting the work into this odd request.

Could I get it though like the first one with Ives name on the top line and the second line with the work - but smaller to include the title, and with the title in quotation marks like they would with an official name?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 15, 2016, 10:36:59 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 10:11:22 PM
Thanks for putting the work into this odd request.

Could I get it though like the first one with Ives name on the top line and the second line with the work - but smaller to include the title, and with the title in quotation marks like they would with an official name?

No problem.

(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Ives%20-%20String%20Quartet%20No.%202%20cover%202%203.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 10:54:04 PM
Heh. That's great. Thanks very much for that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2016, 12:13:50 AM
I need a bigger version of the picture for my wallpaper. No text.

:P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 16, 2016, 12:16:28 AM
Quote from: Conor71 on September 03, 2016, 02:03:23 AM
I was just making a joke - a bad one I admit..
Noone else finds a picture of an arse with a record label named "Urania" funny? - I can understand, ill get over it im sure.
Im a heterosexual male and don't dislike the covers - I just think they are a bit irrelevant and Im not actually sad enough to buy a record because the cover features Female nudity but maybe some folk are?..

Sex is used to sell practically every darn thing on the planet except maybe religion. Good music, classical or otherwise, doesn't need naked bodies to attract attention. A musician or music lover will buy recordings based on merit. Others seeing busts, abs or asses don't need the extra expense of buying a CD with music he or she will not listen to anyway.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 12:31:14 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on November 16, 2016, 12:13:50 AM
I need a bigger version of the picture for my wallpaper. No text.

:P

If you have a tiny screen, I have good news for you. But if you have a regular screen, then be prepared for some bad news...

That's the largest image of that I have.

Sorry about that.

I'll see if I can find a bigger one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 15, 2016, 10:54:04 PM
Heh. That's great. Thanks very much for that.

A-OK, baby.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2016, 12:35:54 AM
It's okay, I just taught myself how to use reverse image search...

You deleted 2 guys. Though on the whole I think you made the best possible choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 12:36:36 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on November 16, 2016, 12:13:50 AM
I need a bigger version of the picture for my wallpaper. No text.

:P

This is the largest version of that image I can find (click to enlarge):

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JpBExd1nfqg/maxresdefault.jpg)

And this:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nIiDNoEg-9g/Vy5Jm8BqARI/AAAAAAAAAwc/e91WWnCPlREQ9z2j0EFgZUOZT69oTVFIwCKgB/s1600/Captura%2Bde%2Bpantalla%2B2016-05-07%2Ba%2Blas%2B22.00.18.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 12:53:41 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on November 16, 2016, 12:35:54 AM
It's okay, I just taught myself how to use reverse image search...

You deleted 2 guys. Though on the whole I think you made the best possible choice.

Thanks.

Searching for matching images is a breeze in Google Chrome: Right-click on an image and select "Search Google for image". Easy peasy.

As far as I know, Chrome is the only browser that lets you do that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:41:42 AM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/083/MI0003083386.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on November 16, 2016, 11:50:04 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:41:42 AM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/083/MI0003083386.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Are those prosciutto? In reference to Scarlatti being Italian?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on November 16, 2016, 11:50:04 AM
Are those prosciutto? In reference to Scarlatti being Italian?

Or maybe props for a zombie apocalypse film. Either way, a bit off-putting.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 12:42:03 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:41:42 AM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/083/MI0003083386.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)

Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on November 16, 2016, 11:50:04 AM
Are those prosciutto? In reference to Scarlatti being Italian?

Quote from: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:54:36 AM
Or maybe props for a zombie apocalypse film. Either way, a bit off-putting.

Whatever it is, my jaw dropped when I saw that.

I'm a vegetarian*, and that photo to me is all sorts of stomach-turning.

(*In response to that particular photo, I'd just like to say that I prefer animal legs to stay on the animal.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on November 16, 2016, 01:21:02 PM
So your lust for Scarlatti is cured?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 01:46:59 PM
Quote from: The new erato on November 16, 2016, 01:21:02 PM
So your lust for Scarlatti is cured?

Oh dear.

Can't we have a photo of a harpsichord? Or a harpsichordist's hands? Or the harpsichordist's face? Or some sheet music?

Basically, anything but meat.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:48:22 PM
Well, I like that cover.

But I also really, really like food.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:49:49 PM
But wait, there's more!

(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/a4454aa8/2094/48c9/838b/27c5be6a03d1/1280x1280.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/yb6CFaqbSQaZAb-T5P3rjAhP-Vj_2bYMaK-g9ENCFVCeO3MzdiKWYAFcEn91rRO-yyq0ZIx7Iw=w300)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:51:02 PM
and lest we forget

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 01:52:11 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:49:49 PM
But wait, there's more!

(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/a4454aa8/2094/48c9/838b/27c5be6a03d1/1280x1280.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/yb6CFaqbSQaZAb-T5P3rjAhP-Vj_2bYMaK-g9ENCFVCeO3MzdiKWYAFcEn91rRO-yyq0ZIx7Iw=w300)

Ha!

The second one made me laugh out loud. That's magnificent.

And the first one is so... neat. The way the food is arranged on the plate. So neat.

But that second one. The way the piano dude is looking so lovingly at his food. I'm still laughing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 01:54:59 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:51:02 PM
and lest we forget

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)

This one is mildly demented.

(I'm strongly resisting the urge to make a pun about Mr. Pehrsson making a mistake during a music lesson and the teacher saying, "Clas dismissed!" I really don't want to say that.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2016, 02:12:22 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:51:02 PM
and lest we forget

(http://ecstatic.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h5177/4845177-origpic-959da9.jpg)

Oh God.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on November 16, 2016, 03:07:22 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on November 16, 2016, 02:12:22 PM
Oh God.

Plus, it is a "BIS original dynamics recording," which creates the stunning impression of a person tooting a recorder in your own living room!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2016, 04:01:05 PM
Quote from: Scarpia on November 16, 2016, 03:07:22 PM
Plus, it is a "BIS original dynamics recording," which creates the stunning impression of a person tooting a recorder in your own living room!

More likely the impression of a person chewing a recorder in your own living room.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 16, 2016, 04:38:02 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 16, 2016, 01:49:49 PM
But wait, there's more!

(http://resources.wimpmusic.com/images/a4454aa8/2094/48c9/838b/27c5be6a03d1/1280x1280.jpg) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/yb6CFaqbSQaZAb-T5P3rjAhP-Vj_2bYMaK-g9ENCFVCeO3MzdiKWYAFcEn91rRO-yyq0ZIx7Iw=w300)

In fact the food is relevant there. Most of Rossini's piano works were composed after he retired from opera.  During that part of his life,  gourmet food was a major interest for him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on November 16, 2016, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 16, 2016, 11:41:42 AM
(http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0003/083/MI0003083386.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Terrible cover. But boy do the samples sound awesome. And it's on sale at mdt, where I was putting together an order. Sweet!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on November 16, 2016, 05:37:13 PM
Not going to meat any recent expectations for posts on this thread, probably, but this one came to mind:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81rjMLucbyL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 16, 2016, 05:44:59 PM
Tournedos Rossini, filet mignon topped with foie gras and truffles:

(http://blog.mirepoixusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tournedos_rossini2-1024x729.jpg)

Spaghetti Caruso (this one doesn't stint on the chicken livers - Miam !):

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/75/be/f8/75bef8dbe2dd2419b179793c6ba5219e.jpg)


And, for something lighter, Peach Melba, invented by Escoffier for Dame Nellie:

(http://www.citronetvanille.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/peche-melba.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2016, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: Mahlerian on November 16, 2016, 05:37:13 PM
Not going to meat any recent expectations for posts on this thread, probably, but this one came to mind:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81rjMLucbyL._SX425_.jpg)

The writing says Paris. His reaction says "cheap model of tower".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 05:48:51 PM
Quote from: Mahlerian on November 16, 2016, 05:37:13 PM(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81rjMLucbyL._SX425_.jpg)

I want to call him Squintin' Greg McCallum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 06:15:33 PM
Quote from: Mahlerian on November 16, 2016, 05:37:13 PM(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81rjMLucbyL._SX425_.jpg)

I can see Squintin' Greg as a movie star. I can especially see him in a Western.

Actually, he reminds me of Gary Sinise (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Sinise).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 16, 2016, 06:41:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 05:48:51 PM
I want to call him Squintin' Greg McCallum.

All the lights in the City of Lights make him squint.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Spineur on November 16, 2016, 06:52:50 PM
Quote from: André on November 16, 2016, 05:44:59 PM
Tournedos Rossini, filet mignon topped with foie gras and truffles:

(http://blog.mirepoixusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tournedos_rossini2-1024x729.jpg)

Spaghetti Caruso (this one doesn't stint on the chicken livers - Miam !):

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/75/be/f8/75bef8dbe2dd2419b179793c6ba5219e.jpg)


And, for something lighter, Peach Melba, invented by Escoffier for Dame Nellie:

(http://www.citronetvanille.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/peche-melba.jpg)

Tournedos Rossini is a favorite.  There are many more.  The Tetrazzini (after Luisa Tetrazzini) is an easily made spaguetti dish.  See

http://www.cmuse.org/delicious-food-recipes-named-after-famous-musicians/ (http://www.cmuse.org/delicious-food-recipes-named-after-famous-musicians/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on November 16, 2016, 07:20:51 PM
And if you overindulge, try Melba toast in the morning.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 16, 2016, 07:22:52 PM
Bien sûr ! Les pâtes Tetrazzini...!! A simple cream sauce with flaked tuna poured over pasta (what else: she was Italian  ;D)

Never heard of the others though  ::).

Thanks for the link: I'll survey these recipes. I despair of ever eating the Tournedos Rossini though: so damn expensive !

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 16, 2016, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on November 16, 2016, 07:20:51 PM
And if you overindulge, try Melba toast in the morning.

Made (cooked, packed) one block away from where  I grew up. The smell...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 16, 2016, 10:40:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 01:52:11 PM
The way the piano dude is looking so lovingly at his food. I'm still laughing.

I never put food or drink on the piano.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 17, 2016, 12:28:04 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on November 16, 2016, 10:40:29 PM
I never put food or drink on the piano.

You can put food and drink on a piano, can't you? It's just a big piece of furniture that makes noise, isn't it? *

(*Do I duck now?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 17, 2016, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 17, 2016, 12:28:04 AM
You can put food and drink on a piano, can't you? It's just a big piece of furniture that makes noise, isn't it? *
(*Do I duck now?)

An instrument is not just a big piece of furniture.
I don't allow students to bang on the keys either.
It's a matter of attitude.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2016, 08:49:14 PM
Mandryka (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=profile;u=1032) posted this in the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg1026271.html#msg1026271):

(http://frabernardo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fb_1701743_ockeghem_masses_beauty-farm_COVER.jpg) (http://frabernardo.com/?portfolio=ockeghem-masses-beauty-farm)

Maestro267 asked (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg1026276.html#msg1026276) if this cover was a joke. That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 15, 2016, 08:55:58 PM
I saw this other one of Beauty Farm recently:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/515Q%2BR2b9QL.jpg)

and my first though was that The Sound And The Fury had tried to liven up their existing covers with some background patterns:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Zv8twT9hL._SX466_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31o30Im48bL.jpg)


edit: ah...I see the connection is discussed and explained on the other thread
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2016, 09:24:54 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on December 15, 2016, 08:55:58 PM
I saw this other one of Beauty Farm recently:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/515Q%2BR2b9QL.jpg)

and my first though was that The Sound And The Fury had tried to liven up their existing covers with some background patterns:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Zv8twT9hL._SX466_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31o30Im48bL.jpg)

edit: ah...I see the connection is discussed and explained on the other thread

It might be mystical and deep and profound etc., but what I see is people performing mime.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 15, 2016, 10:09:03 PM
They're woeful. I gather from some previous commentary that the performances can be quite good, but surely their sales suffer because people see the cheap amateurish artwork and inevitably assume it reflects a cheap amateurish recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: arkiv on January 21, 2017, 09:28:14 AM
Enchanting salsa music album


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hAQFjfNuvT4/TeXYrdVVEpI/AAAAAAAAAsU/AtMmgdq2Am0/s1600/704.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on January 21, 2017, 09:33:45 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 15, 2016, 10:09:03 PM
They're woeful. I gather from some previous commentary that the performances can be quite good, but surely their sales suffer because people see the cheap amateurish artwork and inevitably assume it reflects a cheap amateurish recording.
Well, I guess this is the kind of repertoire that appeals to people who know what they are doing and couldn't care less about the design. We arent't exactly overflowing with high-class choices. Still, I wish they would choose something more classy.

The Pipelare album is simply stunning and groundbreaking:

(http://frabernardo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fb_1309202_pipelare_missae_4260307432027_FRONT_2x2_WEB.jpg)

I wish they would get on with vol 2.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost Sonata on April 27, 2017, 04:54:16 AM
Hey, back at ya', buddy!

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 27, 2017, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: The new erato on January 21, 2017, 09:33:45 AM
Well, I guess this is the kind of repertoire that appeals to people who know what they are doing and couldn't care less about the design. We arent't exactly overflowing with high-class choices. Still, I wish they would choose something more classy.

The Pipelare album is simply stunning and groundbreaking:

(http://frabernardo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fb_1309202_pipelare_missae_4260307432027_FRONT_2x2_WEB.jpg)

I wish they would get on with vol 2.

HYPOCRITES!! Showing only male nipple >:( FASCISTS!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on April 27, 2017, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Ghost Sonata on April 27, 2017, 04:54:16 AM
Hey, back at ya', buddy!

;D :D ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on April 27, 2017, 01:23:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2016, 06:15:33 PM
I can see Squintin' Greg as a movie star. I can especially see him in a Western.

Actually, he reminds me of Gary Sinise (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Sinise).

"Hey punk... ya feel lucky?" Dirty Harry

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2017, 10:46:19 PM
Seen over at the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg1070406.html#msg1070406):

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/044747352923.jpg)

There's something about that cover that seems a little off to m-

e.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 21, 2017, 07:41:59 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2017, 10:46:19 PM
Seen over at the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg1070406.html#msg1070406):

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/044747352923.jpg)

There's something about that cover that seems a little off to m-

e.

She's not very pretty, is she? :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Sergeant Rock on June 21, 2017, 11:11:37 AM
Quote from: snyprrr on June 21, 2017, 07:41:59 AM
She's not very pretty, is she? :(

No, Alexandra isn't very pretty  ;D

(http://photos.imageevent.com/sgtrock/june2017/alexandra.jpg)


Sarge
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 21, 2017, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 20, 2017, 10:46:19 PM
Seen over at the "New Releases" thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,11592.msg1070406.html#msg1070406):

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/044747352923.jpg)

There's something about that cover that seems a little off to m-

e.
Guess they couldn't figure out how to prevent i-
t.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Did Mr. Désenclos override the artistic director for the cover art? If so, I can understand capitulating. :D




(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OdAD9gBqL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2017, 02:51:34 PM
Quote from: George on July 30, 2017, 01:27:35 PM
Not to be confused with the well groomed man.

Yeah, not exactly sharp dressed, either... :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 30, 2017, 03:42:38 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Did Mr. Désenclos override the artistic director for the cover art? If so, I can understand capitulating. :D

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OdAD9gBqL.jpg)

The thing that most bothers me most about that cover isn't Mr. Shaggy's appearance, it's the light behind his hair that makes the "Tempered" part of the title unhelpfully difficult to see.

And the big "alpha" symbol watermark on Mr. Shaggy's head doesn't help either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 31, 2017, 02:39:45 AM
I can only see Graeme Garden from The Goodies:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XR9cu0Bcf8c/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on July 31, 2017, 07:23:19 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Did Mr. Désenclos override the artistic director for the cover art? If so, I can understand capitulating. :D




(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OdAD9gBqL.jpg)

What I'd like to know is, who is Mr. Black Box and why is he so proud of his work that he actually autographed it? :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 08, 2017, 02:22:19 PM
Yikes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 09, 2017, 09:53:41 PM
Totem pole convention?



(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71EKMrxrT8L._SL1089_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on September 11, 2017, 06:44:42 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8101t8JjJGL._SY425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2017, 08:03:04 PM
Quote from: Todd on September 11, 2017, 06:44:42 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8101t8JjJGL._SY425_.jpg)

According to Discogs, the album is heavy metal (https://www.discogs.com/The-Great-Kat-Rossinis-Rape/release/1111814), but it does feature a track called "Rossini's 'William Tell Overture' For Symphony Orchestra & Band".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 11, 2017, 08:08:07 PM
In addition to Rossini's Rape (https://www.discogs.com/The-Great-Kat-Rossinis-Rape/release/1111814), The Great Kat has a couple of companion CDs:

Bloody Vivaldi (https://www.discogs.com/The-Great-Kat-Bloody-Vivaldi/release/1111810)
(http://direct.rhapsody.com/imageserver/images/Alb.144288503/600x600.jpg)


Wagner's War (https://www.discogs.com/Great-Kat-Wagners-War/release/1973731)
(http://www.nuclearblast.de/static/articles/177/177556.jpg/1000x1000.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 12, 2017, 04:04:11 AM
You forgot "Beethoven on Speed", apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Kat
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on September 12, 2017, 07:42:48 AM
Quote from: geralmar on September 08, 2017, 10:45:43 AM
1968.   (She's saying, "Sock it to me, Dvorak")

(https://s26.postimg.org/qm40f5mpl/20170908_143927.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

:o :o :o
:o :o :o
:o :o :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on September 12, 2017, 04:04:11 AM
You forgot "Beethoven on Speed", apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Kat

I did.

Beethoven On Speed (https://www.discogs.com/Great-Kat-Beethoven-On-Speed/master/163844)
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61dYPSeeBCL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 25, 2017, 08:03:10 AM
This one is just plain bad...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81y5ttMlUoL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on September 25, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on September 25, 2017, 08:03:10 AM
This one is just plain bad...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81y5ttMlUoL._SL1200_.jpg)
Classical music's answer to Apocalypto.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 25, 2017, 08:29:22 AM
Quote from: ritter on September 25, 2017, 08:27:32 AM
Classical music's answer to Apocalypto.  ::)

:P

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 26, 2017, 01:33:17 AM
Yeah, it's not even the kind of shockingly bad that might be interesting. It's not just bad, but bland at the same time. That's quite a feat, and not one to be proud of.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 06:49:44 PM
HUGE bonus points for utilizing the clarinetist's striped shirt. 


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61aPVbYLYYL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 07:53:12 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 06:49:44 PM
HUGE bonus points for utilizing the clarinetist's striped shirt. 

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61aPVbYLYYL._SX425_.jpg)

Oh man, that's bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on September 27, 2017, 07:59:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 07:53:12 PM
Oh man, that's bad.

Yeah, it looks like one of those photos you'd take with your phone back in late 90s. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 08:07:28 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on September 27, 2017, 07:59:12 PM
Yeah, it looks like one of those photos you'd take with your phone back in late 90s. :P

It's a composite of three different photos (left, right, and background), all stitched together with fuzzy black borders that do nobody any favours.

What's weird is that the other releases on the Maguelone (http://maguelone.fr/) label don't have horrible covers at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 08:07:28 PM
What's weird is that the other releases on the Maguelone (http://maguelone.fr/) label don't have horrible covers at all.

This one is pure gold, there is so much going on here. I love it..

(http://maguelone.fr/51-thickbox_default/poulenc-melodies-bacquier.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 08:09:27 PM
This one is pure gold, there is so much going on here. I love it.

(http://maguelone.fr/51-thickbox_default/poulenc-melodies-bacquier.jpg)

Yeah, that's probably the worst of the other ones on the Maguelone label, but it's still nowhere near as shudder-inducing as that Histoire du Soldat cover. Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 09:17:03 PM
Also on the Maguelone label is this (http://maguelone.fr/en/cds/102-beethoven-integrale-sonates-pour-violoncelle-meunier-le-bozec-3576071111855.html)...

(http://maguelone.fr/111-thickbox_default/beethoven-integrale-sonates-pour-violoncelle-meunier-le-bozec.jpg)

...but it's more of a "What?" cover to me than an "Oh no" cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on September 28, 2017, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on July 30, 2017, 12:42:57 PM
Did Mr. Désenclos override the artistic director for the cover art? If so, I can understand capitulating. :D
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OdAD9gBqL.jpg)

Well Dressed Clavier
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on September 28, 2017, 07:29:42 AM
Quote from: geralmar on September 08, 2017, 10:45:43 AM
1968.   (She's saying, "Sock it to me, Dvorak")
(https://s26.postimg.org/qm40f5mpl/20170908_143927.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Half Dressed Dvorak
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on September 28, 2017, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 06:49:44 PM
HUGE bonus points for utilizing the clarinetist's striped shirt. 


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61aPVbYLYYL._SX425_.jpg)

The devil made them do it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on September 29, 2017, 05:21:35 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on September 27, 2017, 06:49:44 PM
HUGE bonus points for utilizing the clarinetist's striped shirt. 


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61aPVbYLYYL._SX425_.jpg)

Someone got paid to produce this!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 29, 2017, 06:00:14 AM
This portrait belongs in either Best or Worst, and I can't decide which, although to be honest I'm leaning Best.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/555154-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on September 29, 2017, 06:15:36 AM
Quote from: Brian on September 29, 2017, 06:00:14 AM
This portrait belongs in either Best or Worst, and I can't decide which, although to be honest I'm leaning Best.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/555154-2.jpg)

I'm going to go with best, Brian. This is one of those covers where I'm fairly sure all those involved knew it was a ridiculous cover, and were still alright with it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 29, 2017, 05:33:50 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/811aklCVnUL._SX522_PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 29, 2017, 07:10:59 PM
Somehow I don't expect Brilliant to come up with something so awful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on September 30, 2017, 10:47:49 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on September 29, 2017, 07:10:59 PM
Somehow I don't expect Brilliant to come up with something so awful.
Someone at Brilliant must have thought "Our covers are too bland!" and came up with this horror   :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 01, 2017, 08:19:50 AM
Quote from: North Star on September 29, 2017, 05:33:50 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/811aklCVnUL._SX522_PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)

Yeah...that's a hideous cover for sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 06, 2017, 07:45:55 PM
Gramophone is getting in on the action as well....'

The record covers from hell
https://www.gramophone.co.uk/feature/the-record-covers-from-hell?utm_content=buffer444c3&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 06, 2017, 07:55:44 PM
No.11 led to one of the most heated debates at TC some years back.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 06, 2017, 08:06:48 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on October 06, 2017, 07:55:44 PM
No.11 led to one of the most heated debates at TC some years back.

What was the debate? Nice violin?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 06, 2017, 08:14:04 PM
Heh. It started out as a debate on whether she looked worryingly underage (even knowing she was in her early 20s), and whether that was deliberate marketing. Also about how it represented the music of Bach. Eventually moved on to a debate on the marketing belief that "sex sells".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 12, 2017, 08:37:54 AM
Another rather hideous cover:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149028099324.jpg?1484749841)

This is either an advertisement for the next installment of 300 or a cheap porno film with a title like Una noche de lluvia en Tarragona (A Rainy Night in Tarragona). Either way, it sucks and is quite distasteful.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on October 12, 2017, 08:45:21 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on October 06, 2017, 07:45:55 PM
Gramophone is getting in on the action as well....'

The record covers from hell
https://www.gramophone.co.uk/feature/the-record-covers-from-hell?utm_content=buffer444c3&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Oh gosh, this really made my day!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 12, 2017, 11:01:38 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 12, 2017, 08:37:54 AM
Another rather hideous cover:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149028099324.jpg?1484749841)

This is either an advertisement for the next installment of 300 or a cheap porno film with a title like Una noche de lluvia en Tarragona (A Rainy Night in Tarragona). Either way, it sucks and is quite distasteful.

I don't think it's that bad. If cheesecake is allowed, so is beefcake.  Maybe they were hoping people would get confused and buy it thinking it was a pop album, but no worse. I do dislike that thing they did with the TH in the title.

But if you want a dislikeable cover,  Sabata did this which I call  plain ugly.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41vj+vfwLNL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 12, 2017, 08:13:52 PM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on October 12, 2017, 08:45:21 AM
Oh gosh, this really made my day!!!

Funny stuff! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jackman on October 12, 2017, 08:32:07 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 12, 2017, 11:01:38 AM

But if you want a dislikeable cover,  Sabata did this which I call  plain ugly.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41vj+vfwLNL.jpg)

That actually looks cool  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jackman on October 12, 2017, 08:33:34 PM
Quote from: North Star on September 29, 2017, 05:33:50 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/811aklCVnUL._SX522_PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)

It looks like a Pink Floyd cover  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 12, 2017, 09:22:41 PM
Quote from: North Star on September 29, 2017, 05:33:50 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/811aklCVnUL._SX522_PJautoripBadge,BottomRight,4,-40_OU11__.jpg)

Quote from: Jackman on October 12, 2017, 08:33:34 PM
It looks like a Pink Floyd cover  :laugh:

Yep.

(https://trendland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/storm-thorgerson-album-cover-art-3.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Division_Bell)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Senta on October 12, 2017, 09:37:03 PM
Ahh....I needed this laugh tonight ;D Fun to see this thread come back!

I was just browsing some Stockhausen on Amazon and came upon a doozie:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51XkAdH0OAL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 13, 2017, 01:14:12 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 12, 2017, 08:37:54 AM
Another rather hideous cover:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149028099324.jpg?1484749841)

This is either an advertisement for the next installment of 300 or a cheap porno film with a title like Una noche de lluvia en Tarragona (A Rainy Night in Tarragona). Either way, it sucks and is quite distasteful.

Can't say I have a problem with it. I can see 300 in the face. I can't see any sign of porno.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on October 13, 2017, 03:08:58 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 12, 2017, 08:13:52 PM
Funny stuff! ;D

I don't know why they think this cover is one of the best. At first I thought it was part of the worst. What's a burning number have to do with the Eroica?

(https://gramophoneproduction.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/karajan-beethoven-3.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 13, 2017, 06:26:49 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 12, 2017, 11:01:38 AM
I don't think it's that bad. If cheesecake is allowed, so is beefcake.  Maybe they were hoping people would get confused and buy it thinking it was a pop album, but no worse. I do dislike that thing they did with the TH in the title.

But if you want a dislikeable cover,  Sabata did this which I call  plain ugly.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41vj+vfwLNL.jpg)

The idea is to give the lie to the preconceived idea that being/listening to a countertenor = sissy. In that sense it addresses the issue very squarely. And, per se, this particular cover is not much different than any "man stuff" magazine cover. It does make me curious to see the album's contents.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 13, 2017, 11:01:26 AM
A swell programme, I say !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 13, 2017, 11:14:23 AM
Quote from: Senta on October 12, 2017, 09:37:03 PM
Ahh....I needed this laugh tonight ;D Fun to see this thread come back!

I was just browsing some Stockhausen on Amazon and came upon a doozie:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51XkAdH0OAL.jpg)

Well, KHS gets the blame for that. The cover is simply a faithful representation of the piece, which is the one in which the composer gave detailed instructions on how the instrumentalist should prance around the stage while performing the music. You can find it on YouTube, along with the piece in which two musicians are supposed to prance about while in animal costume. (I have forgotten the name of the piece.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on October 12, 2017, 11:01:38 AM
I don't think it's that bad. If cheesecake is allowed, so is beefcake.  Maybe they were hoping people would get confused and buy it thinking it was a pop album, but no worse. I do dislike that thing they did with the TH in the title.

But if you want a dislikeable cover,  Sabata did this which I call  plain ugly.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41vj+vfwLNL.jpg)

Apart from the horrid barely-there colour scheme (that slightly bilious yellowish tinge on a black-and-white photo – Ugh), I'm not keen on the title.

Bad Guys.

That's probably the most simplistic classical music album title I've ever seen. Maybe his next album can be called Sing Good.

(http://i64.tinypic.com/2lk4nl3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 13, 2017, 02:47:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 01:36:14 PM
Apart from the horrid barely-there colour scheme (that slightly bilious yellowish tinge on a black-and-white photo – Ugh), I'm not keen on the title.

Bad Guys.

That's probably the most simplistic classical music album title I've ever seen. Maybe his next album can be called Sing Good.

You do understand that operas have villains?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 03:18:01 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on October 13, 2017, 02:47:41 PM
You do understand that operas have villains?

Yes, but aren't the villains in opera supposed to be much more than "bad guys", where they're called much more descriptive names like brutes, cads, ne'er-do-wells, nefarious individuals, evil personified etc.?

It's the first time I've seen them called bad guys on an album cover. It took me by surprise. The album is called "Bad Guys". Why not call it "Baddies"? Then his next album could focus on operatic heroes and be called "Goodies".

For me, it's like calling a lieder album "Nice Songs". Or calling an album by a soprano "Loud Lady".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on October 13, 2017, 03:54:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 03:18:01 PM
Yes, but aren't the villains in opera supposed to be much more than "bad guys", where they're called much more descriptive names like brutes, cads, ne'er-do-wells, nefarious individuals, evil personified etc.?

It's the first time I've seen them called bad guys on an album cover. It took me by surprise. The album is called "Bad Guys". Why not call it "Baddies"? Then his next album could focus on operatic heroes and be called "Goodies".

For me, it's like calling a lieder album "Nice Songs". Or calling an album by a soprano "Loud Lady".
Or
(http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/imgs/s300x300/4778091.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 04:05:43 PM
Quote from: North Star on October 13, 2017, 03:54:31 PM
Or
(http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/imgs/s300x300/4778091.jpg)

What is it with brooding dudes in black-and-white photos?

Here's another one (although he's a bit more "sensitive" than "brooding" here):

(http://www.revizoronline.com/write/images/kaufmann2.jpg)

And another one:

(http://lesaldrichmusic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/handeltamerlano.jpg)

Admittedly, that's the same chap from the Bad Guys album, but still... What is it with brooding dudes in black-and-white photos?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 13, 2017, 04:50:43 PM
Because black-and-white creates a moody atmosphere.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Autumn Leaves on October 13, 2017, 05:23:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2017, 03:18:01 PM
Yes, but aren't the villains in opera supposed to be much more than "bad guys", where they're called much more descriptive names like brutes, cads, ne'er-do-wells, nefarious individuals, evil personified etc.?

It's the first time I've seen them called bad guys on an album cover. It took me by surprise. The album is called "Bad Guys". Why not call it "Baddies"? Then his next album could focus on operatic heroes and be called "Goodies".

For me, it's like calling a lieder album "Nice Songs". Or calling an album by a soprano "Loud Lady".

Lol ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 13, 2017, 07:08:00 PM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on October 13, 2017, 03:08:58 AM
I don't know why they think this cover is one of the best. At first I thought it was part of the worst. What's a burning number have to do with the Eroica?

(https://gramophoneproduction.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/karajan-beethoven-3.png)

Same here (to the part in bold). :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on October 13, 2017, 10:05:07 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 13, 2017, 07:08:00 PM
Same here (to the part in bold). :P

I had several of those recordings on LP and remember the covers fondly.

(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/35088.jpg)

(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/96525.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/23/a7/6b/23a76b7c9e187e122b2a5d0f4eb5a1fa.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/4-b3I7n6uOzAewgsfTf46gAnLM4=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1513932-1362579470-4784.jpeg.jpg)

I generally like the use of the physical numbers, although it is not always clear to me what the individual embodiments of the numbers have to do with the character of the symphonies. Why is 6 plexiglass, and why is 7 in the water?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on October 13, 2017, 10:40:17 PM
The 6th is probably referring to water (the storm, and scene by the brook), so not meant to be very material otherwise, and visual  thinking being less developed at the time of the cover production, before digitalized options.

The 7th is indeed more enigmatic I think, maybe it´s meant to be just a symbolic rendering of forms/surfaces in movement ... there´s a swan-like effect too, however ...

Of course, the 5th on a pedestal is probably due to the symphony´s generally iconic status, and the 9th is 'heavenly' and transcendental etc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 14, 2017, 04:25:33 AM
For me these are über cool covers. I loved them then, I love them still.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 15, 2017, 10:29:44 AM
Quote from: Scarpia on October 13, 2017, 10:05:07 PM
I had several of those recordings on LP and remember the covers fondly.

(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/35088.jpg)

At first I thought this was a Haydn LP!


Quote(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/96525.jpg)

Looks like a trial run for the opening scene in Jaws. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on October 15, 2017, 11:01:54 PM
Quote from: André on October 14, 2017, 04:25:33 AM
For me these are über cool covers. I loved them then, I love them still.

Might as well show the other two covers of this cycle:

(https://img.discogs.com/N968xr6rpiEeUxRG4QdvXC1q_Wg=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5552617-1396362600-4058.jpeg.jpg)
(https://img.discogs.com/Qir2JomDF0uANTdrO94F17_o2pM=/fit-in/600x593/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3225355-1376337721-4776.jpeg.jpg)

I like 4, 6, 7, and 8-9 for their distinctive 1970sness.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Parsifal on October 16, 2017, 12:23:30 PM
Maybe a homage (rip-off) of the Chicago album covers, which featured the band logo in different physical manifestations, chrome, wood, textile, etc

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uig6h-cPL._SS500.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Chicago_-_Chicago_X.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Chicago_-_Chicago_VIII.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/08/67/0a/08670ac9470d42d0ce57c69ef64c8969.jpg)

(http://www.inthestudio.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/081227617721_xl.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 23, 2017, 06:03:25 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2Bpzi1wImL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SymphonicAddict on October 23, 2017, 06:14:21 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c8/83/ef/c883efdcddbbec0eba312fc1925f2d99--music-album-covers-music-albums.jpg)

A very nutritive meal alla Brahms.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 23, 2017, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 23, 2017, 06:03:25 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2Bpzi1wImL.jpg)

Splendid.

Nothing says quality classical piano music quite like "Monster Dog".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on October 24, 2017, 12:11:06 AM
That Westminster "Gold" series keeps showing up. I mostly love them!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 24, 2017, 12:29:31 AM
Quote from: SymphonicAddict on October 23, 2017, 06:14:21 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c8/83/ef/c883efdcddbbec0eba312fc1925f2d99--music-album-covers-music-albums.jpg)

A very nutritive meal alla Brahms.

Since when is Brahms breakfast music?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 24, 2017, 12:32:03 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 24, 2017, 12:29:31 AM
Since when is Brahms breakfast music?
Better suited for s siesta IMO....źzzzzZZZZ  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 24, 2017, 12:35:44 AM
Quote from: ritter on October 24, 2017, 12:32:03 AM
Better suited for s siesta IMO....źzzzzZZZZ  ;D

Maybe, but then again what sweet, otherwordly dreams...   8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on October 24, 2017, 03:46:57 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on October 23, 2017, 06:03:25 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61%2Bpzi1wImL.jpg)

The way that fluffy, undefined, huge dog is out of focus and cut makes the whole thing particularly amusing. But it seems to have been a favourite of his, and even his cover design preferences:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on October 24, 2017, 05:34:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 23, 2017, 06:33:13 PM
Splendid.

Nothing says quality classical piano music quite like "Monster Dog".

Quote from: Turner on October 24, 2017, 03:46:57 AM
The way that fluffy, undefined, huge dog is out of focus and cut makes the whole thing particularly amusing. But it seems to have been a favourite of his, and even his cover design preferences:

:D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on October 24, 2017, 05:49:56 PM
I think the special quality of that cover comes from the weird discoloration used. Agent Orange perhaps?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on November 03, 2017, 03:08:18 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/OXIvbuBVVfwzdFESvuKHDYgSph0=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858706-1457737506-6931.jpeg.jpg)


Jim O'Rourke, Eureka
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 03, 2017, 03:31:24 PM
Quote from: Todd on November 03, 2017, 03:08:18 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/OXIvbuBVVfwzdFESvuKHDYgSph0=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858706-1457737506-6931.jpeg.jpg)


Jim O'Rourke, Eureka

A spectacular combination of lack of skill and lack of taste.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 03, 2017, 10:45:24 PM
Quote from: George on October 24, 2017, 04:00:31 AM
Speak pianissimo and carry a big dog.  8)

The red pullover was an improvement over the tee shirt...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 03, 2017, 10:46:54 PM
Quote from: SymphonicAddict on October 23, 2017, 06:14:21 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c8/83/ef/c883efdcddbbec0eba312fc1925f2d99--music-album-covers-music-albums.jpg)
A very nutritive meal alla Brahms.

The bacon seems to be smiling...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 03, 2017, 10:47:52 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on November 03, 2017, 03:31:24 PM
A spectacular combination of lack of skill and lack of taste.

I don't want to repeat the picture, would call it animal abuse.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 04, 2017, 07:26:52 AM
Quote from: Todd on November 03, 2017, 03:08:18 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/OXIvbuBVVfwzdFESvuKHDYgSph0=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858706-1457737506-6931.jpeg.jpg)

That cover could work for Björk, but that's about it...  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Omicron9 on November 04, 2017, 08:45:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 27, 2017, 09:17:03 PM
...snip....

...but it's more of a "What?" cover to me than an "Oh no" cover.

There are SO many "what?" covers in the classical music world.  I always imagine the release being behind schedule and someone at the label frantically yelling "Just put a photo of _____ on the cover!"    It always looks like unrelated clip art to me.  But I don't know if it's worse or better than a big close-up of the performer's face as the album cover.  And frequently with the composer's name in smaller font than the performer's name.  That has to stop.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on November 04, 2017, 09:38:01 AM
Quote from: Omicron9 on November 04, 2017, 08:45:06 AM
But I don't know if it's worse or better than a big close-up of the performer's face as the album cover.  And frequently with the composer's name in smaller font than the performer's name.  That has to stop.


Your comment reminded me if this recent release, which the cover drove me bonkers. Mahler Song Cycles, and the cover is just a close up of conductor Marc Albrecht.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71a0W2IapEL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on November 04, 2017, 10:23:45 AM
(http://static.classicalm.com/repository/disk-cover/4336-img1412780636515136.jpg)

.... is he picking his nose?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Omicron9 on November 04, 2017, 11:31:07 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 04, 2017, 09:38:01 AM

Your comment reminded me if this recent release, which the cover drove me bonkers. Mahler Song Cycles, and the cover is just a close up of conductor Marc Albrecht.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71a0W2IapEL._SL1200_.jpg)

At least the composer's name is larger than the performer's name.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 04, 2017, 11:49:28 AM
Music for the great unwashed?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 04, 2017, 04:35:54 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/7f/1d/3f7f1db967f9665c1562492dcb2c0cd2--album-covers-lp-covers.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 04, 2017, 04:48:00 PM
Quote from: amw on November 04, 2017, 10:23:45 AM
(http://static.classicalm.com/repository/disk-cover/4336-img1412780636515136.jpg)

.... is he picking his nose?

My first thought was that he was blowing a raspberry.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 04, 2017, 04:50:06 PM
Quote from: André on November 04, 2017, 04:35:54 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/7f/1d/3f7f1db967f9665c1562492dcb2c0cd2--album-covers-lp-covers.jpg)

Can't see a lot wrong with this one, though it is very much of its time. For one thing it's clearly on topic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 04, 2017, 05:09:15 PM
Well, yeah, the lady is clearly on top of things !

Now, moving from top to bottom, how about that one ?

(http://lpcoverlover.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ARTLfootcover-500x486.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 04, 2017, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on November 04, 2017, 09:38:01 AM

Your comment reminded me if this recent release, which the cover drove me bonkers. Mahler Song Cycles, and the cover is just a close up of conductor Marc Albrecht.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71a0W2IapEL._SL1200_.jpg)

Alice Coote getting payback for snubbing Julius Drake on this cover:

(https://www.operanews.com/uploadedImages/Opera_News_Magazine/2013/8/Recordings/CooteWinterrCD.jpg)

pianists having a long tradition of being treated unfairly on lieder album advertising

but at least his name here is as large as the singers, unlike the insultingly small type for this reissue:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51TR40TXJ6L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on November 04, 2017, 10:39:05 PM
Quote from: amw on November 04, 2017, 10:23:45 AM
(http://static.classicalm.com/repository/disk-cover/4336-img1412780636515136.jpg)

.... is he picking his nose?

It's a fine recording, though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: You did it on November 07, 2017, 08:00:59 PM
Quote from: SymphonicAddict on October 23, 2017, 06:14:21 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c8/83/ef/c883efdcddbbec0eba312fc1925f2d99--music-album-covers-music-albums.jpg)

A very nutritive meal alla Brahms.

That's quite a psychedelic breakfast  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on November 08, 2017, 05:39:38 AM
Quote from: André on November 04, 2017, 04:35:54 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/7f/1d/3f7f1db967f9665c1562492dcb2c0cd2--album-covers-lp-covers.jpg)

My kinda gal.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on December 03, 2017, 08:48:05 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/090404950322_Frontcover_Physical_large.jpg?v=1512153317)

Yes, I get the point of the cover.

No, that doesn't excuse its strangeness and artificiality.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on December 03, 2017, 09:05:38 AM
Quote from: Mahlerian on December 03, 2017, 08:48:05 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/090404950322_Frontcover_Physical_large.jpg?v=1512153317)

Yes, I get the point of the cover.

No, that doesn't excuse its strangeness and artificiality.

I think it´s ok, cf. the original painting (a better version goes beyond the permitted MBs here)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on December 03, 2017, 09:36:27 AM
I understood the reference, but I don't see the point.  Is the cellist taking Bach's place in recreating the works?  Why the sidelong glance at the viewer?  Is it ironic?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on December 03, 2017, 09:44:11 AM
Probably referring to the musian recreating Bach and his works. At least there´s no wig, period costume etc. I think the sideglance is likewise in the painting.

Too much text though, I think.

Also, we´ve had some fashionable, quite neo-Rembrandtesque painters and creative artists in Scandinavia, including portraitists, whose style is maybe inspiring the cover design on a less conscious level (Thomas Kluge, Odd Nerdrum etc.).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on December 03, 2017, 10:19:42 AM
Quote from: Turner on December 03, 2017, 09:44:11 AM
Probably referring to the musian recreating Bach and his works. At least there´s no wig, period costume etc. I think the sideglance is likewise in the painting.

Too much text though, I think.

Also, we´ve had some fashionable, quite neo-Rembrandtesque painters and creative artists in Scandinavia, including portraitists, whose style is maybe inspiring the cover design on a less conscious level (Thomas Kluge, Odd Nerdrum etc.).

Points all well taken.  It really doesn't belong in a "Worst-looking" thread, perhaps, I just had a negative reaction to it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on December 03, 2017, 10:32:35 AM
If it was only pure, uniformly ridiculous stuff that was presented here, things could certainly get too boring as well ... I understand if some people don´t like this one.
But I don´t think it is meant as a joke, it´s more a suggestion of a connection, more or less well conceived.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on December 23, 2017, 05:48:10 PM
This:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/515Jj%2BVQouL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 23, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on December 23, 2017, 05:48:10 PM
This:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/515Jj%2BVQouL.jpg)

Yikes. That's bad. It took me at least 30 seconds to figure out that I was possibly looking at the back of a woman with pigtails. As opposed to some kind of multi-coloured chicken in flight.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on December 23, 2017, 05:56:03 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 23, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
Yikes. That's bad. It took me at least 30 seconds to figure out that I was possibly looking at the back of a woman with pigtails. As opposed to some kind of multi-coloured chicken in flight.

Indeed. It kind of reminds me of 8-bit Nintendo graphics. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kyjo on December 23, 2017, 07:04:19 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 23, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
Yikes. That's bad. It took me at least 30 seconds to figure out that I was possibly looking at the back of a woman with pigtails. As opposed to some kind of multi-coloured chicken in flight.

Ha! I had the same reaction ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 23, 2017, 07:14:10 PM
What possible association do... a couple of folk dancers (?) have with a Bruckner symphony anyway?

The more I look at it the worse it gets. We don't often get technically incompetent and thematically meaningless into the same cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on December 23, 2017, 09:03:24 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 23, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
Yikes. That's bad. It took me at least 30 seconds to figure out that I was possibly looking at the back of a woman with pigtails. As opposed to some kind of multi-coloured chicken in flight.
Wow can't believe no one else realised this is actually a still shot from the award winning stop motion animation film Chicken Run (2001) which also, like Bruckner's 3rd symphony, contains quotes from Wagner's Lohengrin and Tannhauser in its soundtrack
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 24, 2017, 01:32:32 AM
Quote from: amw on December 23, 2017, 09:03:24 PM
Wow can't believe no one else realised this is actually a still shot from the award winning stop motion animation film Chicken Run (2001) which also, like Bruckner's 3rd symphony, contains quotes from Wagner's Lohengrin and Tannhauser in its soundtrack

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on December 24, 2017, 03:07:36 AM
I have only just discovered this thread, there was a similar one in the Amazon.co.uk forum a while ago. I am surprised how sensitive some people are, I have never not bought a CD or LP because of a repulsive cover. Most classical ones are boring, occasionally they are horrid, even more occasionally they are outstandingly good. If I wanted another Bruckner 3 (I don't at the moment), the hand-knitted chicken taking flight wouldn't put me off - the performance is vastly more important.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on December 24, 2017, 03:10:51 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 23, 2017, 07:14:10 PMWhat possible association do... a couple of folk dancers (?) have with a Bruckner symphony anyway?

The finale of the Third does have that polka/chorale second subject...but I agree it's a weak association.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 24, 2017, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: Biffo on December 24, 2017, 03:07:36 AM
I have only just discovered this thread, there was a similar one in the Amazon.co.uk forum a while ago. I am surprised how sensitive some people are, I have never not bought a CD or LP because of a repulsive cover. Most classical ones are boring, occasionally they are horrid, even more occasionally they are outstandingly good. If I wanted another Bruckner 3 (I don't at the moment), the hand-knitted chicken taking flight wouldn't put me off - the performance is vastly more important.

This thread isn't about things we wouldn't buy. Indeed, in a great many cases people are presenting things they HAVE bought.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on December 24, 2017, 01:46:14 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on December 24, 2017, 12:10:28 PM
This thread isn't about things we wouldn't buy. Indeed, in a great many cases people are presenting things they HAVE bought.


Some of the early posters say they have been put off buying by covers - Varese, Lulu etc
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 25, 2017, 12:04:33 AM
Quote from: Biffo on December 24, 2017, 01:46:14 PM

Some of the early posters say they have been put off buying by covers - Varese, Lulu etc

Well if you're reading posts from 10 years ago I'm afraid I can't help you.

Nor did I say no-one had ever said that. What I said is that that isn't what the thread is about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on December 25, 2017, 02:29:13 AM
As I said, I have only just discovered this thread and so I read the first few pages. I didn't ask for your help.

One positive point, I have ordered the Chailly/Varese disc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on January 14, 2018, 05:07:58 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/710tspquBoL._SL1400_.jpg)

nothing to see here, totally normal back cover, how did I even get to this thread
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on January 14, 2018, 05:21:03 AM
The devil is in the details... >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on January 14, 2018, 05:23:34 AM
honestly I've always wanted to hear the long-lost minuet to the Prague Symphony as well as the extended, 25-minute version of the finale
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 12:09:13 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516mHEJbjvL.jpg)

Well... I personally think this is rather awful but what do you guys say?. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on February 03, 2018, 01:09:48 AM
Quote from: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 12:09:13 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516mHEJbjvL.jpg)

Well... I personally think this is rather awful but what do you guys say?. :)

Could be okay if it was Kanye West on the cover, but Wagner? Awful!  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 01:18:43 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on February 03, 2018, 01:09:48 AM
Could be okay if it was Kanye West on the cover, but Wagner? Awful!  :-X

Lol, yeah, I don't get it...
(it says on the Amazon blurb for the Disc that the image is by Dutch Artist Erwin Olaf).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 03, 2018, 02:21:02 AM
The swan makes a nice contrast and a "ghetto kid" seems a reasonable parallel to the "pure fool" Parsifal. Anyway, the others from this series are actually worse:

[asin]B0000064X1[/asin] [asin]B0000064X2[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 03, 2018, 04:20:03 AM
Quote from: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 12:09:13 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516mHEJbjvL.jpg)

Well... I personally think this is rather awful but what do you guys say?. :)

I say you've made an accurate assessment. Looks like something that went very wrong in the 1980s.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 03, 2018, 04:20:48 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on February 03, 2018, 02:21:02 AM
The swan makes a nice contrast and a "ghetto kid" seems a reasonable parallel to the "pure fool" Parsifal. Anyway, the others from this series are actually worse:

[asin]B0000064X1[/asin] [asin]B0000064X2[/asin]

You wouldn't think it possible, but you're right.

And what is this Orchestral Quest / Orchestral Adventure / Orchestral Passion rubbish?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on February 03, 2018, 06:26:43 AM
The dog is cute...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 03, 2018, 06:38:43 AM
Orchestral because it is "Wagner without words"
Parsifal: Quest (for the Holy Lance/remedy for Amfortas' wound)
Tristan: Passion (although not quite for the Venus of Willendorf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf))
Ring: Adventure fits almost every story
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 03, 2018, 03:31:17 PM
Quote from: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 12:09:13 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516mHEJbjvL.jpg)

Well... I personally think this is rather awful but what do you guys say?. :)

I'm sure it's terribly relevant artistically, but as someone who can't bear the thought of killing animals, I find the cover offputting (to say the least).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on February 03, 2018, 05:02:03 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41PagAKIUSL.jpg)

It seems a gleeful Sylvain Cambreling is about to poke at St Sebastien's ribs here. I wonder if the disc producers know what the story is about ?  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on February 04, 2018, 01:37:29 AM
That's a great comment!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: anothername on February 04, 2018, 05:23:04 AM
Quote from: Undersea on February 03, 2018, 01:18:43 AM
Lol, yeah, I don't get it...
(it says on the Amazon blurb for the Disc that the image is by Dutch Artist Erwin Olaf).
Very famous Dutch artist I might add.  $:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on February 09, 2018, 06:37:28 AM
Let me start by saying I believe these are good covers, you can never go wrong with a high-contrast, stark portrait of an artist. However I'm placing this here because there are way too many similarities in these covers, even down to the programming! And only 2 years apart.
I'll take it as a homage to the King Harnoncourt.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/8116kcZkyaL._SL1500_.jpg) 
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71poXEUnVTL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 26, 2018, 07:50:35 AM
Vampire Concerto, new release this month

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/HMM902268DI.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on February 26, 2018, 07:53:26 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on February 09, 2018, 06:37:28 AM(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71poXEUnVTL._SL1200_.jpg)

Did Beethoven Symphony no 4/5 come before symphony no 1? Is it also known as Symphony No 0.8? Does Beethoven get any recognition for writing a symphony with a fractional number? I think it is a shoe in for worst cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 26, 2018, 08:13:54 AM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on February 26, 2018, 07:53:26 AM
Did Beethoven Symphony no 4/5 come before symphony no 1? Is it also known as Symphony No 0.8? Does Beethoven get any recognition for writing a symphony with a fractional number? I think it is a shoe in for worst cover.
A bit like

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/915qNtamm3L._SX342_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 27, 2018, 01:08:15 AM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on February 26, 2018, 07:53:26 AM
Did Beethoven Symphony no 4/5 come before symphony no 1? Is it also known as Symphony No 0.8? Does Beethoven get any recognition for writing a symphony with a fractional number? I think it is a shoe in for worst cover.

It says SYMPHONIES. Not Symphony. Nowhere on that cover does it say anything about Symphony 4/5, meaning your entire premise is wrong.

And it's shoo-in.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on February 27, 2018, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 26, 2018, 07:50:35 AM
Vampire Concerto, new release this month

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/HMM902268DI.jpg)
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on February 27, 2018, 05:44:00 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 26, 2018, 07:50:35 AM
Vampire Concerto, new release this month

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/HMM902268DI.jpg)

I have no idea who Widmann is so out of curiosity I listened to the Viola Concerto on Spotify. As it turns out, it is not really my cup of tea but it would be a shame if a ridiculous cover put people off buying this disc. It is an example of why I don't care about cover art - good, bad or indifferent - the musical content is what matters to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 27, 2018, 06:44:45 AM
I wonder why they came up with that cover and what it is supposed to signify.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on February 27, 2018, 09:05:56 AM
Quote from: ørfeo on February 27, 2018, 01:08:15 AM
It says SYMPHONIES. Not Symphony. Nowhere on that cover does it say anything about Symphony 4/5, meaning your entire premise is wrong.

And it's shoo-in.

Maybe Opus 4/5 = 0.8 is a set of three symphonies, like the Piano Sonatas Op 10. I have to check my copy of Thayer's life of Beethoven to make sure.

The character "/" is not generally used as a abbreviation for "and." We have ampersand for that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 27, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 27, 2018, 09:00:21 AM
(https://s14.postimg.org/wp3c2swqp/61_Ia_Cp5_Ea_TL._SY400.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Are they all taking a bath?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on February 27, 2018, 12:00:30 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 27, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
Are they all taking a bath?

It made me think of a hot tub....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 28, 2018, 02:49:48 AM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on February 27, 2018, 09:05:56 AM
Maybe Opus 4/5 = 0.8 is a set of three symphonies, like the Piano Sonatas Op 10. I have to check my copy of Thayer's life of Beethoven to make sure.

The character "/" is not generally used as a abbreviation for "and." We have ampersand for that.

And now you're making up the word "Opus" to throw in there. It doesn't say Opus 4/5, does it? There are few things more annoying than a person trying to be a smart alec when they're actually wrong. That's a basic first step before showing how clever or witty you are, having your facts right.

And while "&" is indeed the most common abbreviation for "and", the use of "/" is not unheard of. But well done on actually getting to a legitimate point about the actual text of the cover, on the third try.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on February 28, 2018, 05:43:37 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on February 28, 2018, 06:18:01 AM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on February 28, 2018, 05:43:37 AM
::)
I feel for you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on February 28, 2018, 07:27:34 AM
Now I feel better!   ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on March 04, 2018, 07:07:40 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81U5RmhISsL._SX425_.jpg)


Cell phones should not be used to take album cover photos.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on March 04, 2018, 08:00:21 AM
You mean they don't sell?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on March 04, 2018, 09:18:35 AM
Quote from: The new erato on March 04, 2018, 08:00:21 AM
You mean they don't sell?


I don't know.  They look like shit, though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on March 04, 2018, 09:21:03 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 28, 2018, 11:47:02 AM
(https://s14.postimg.org/po72l215d/DAWN_UPSHAW_The_Girl_with_Orange_Lips_1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I've actually seen this CD on a "best album cover" thread; but I loathe it.  I hate the title and I look at the photo (I hope that's not Upshaw) and think "lizard woman."   I probably shouldn't have bought it.

I'm not too enamored by the cover either, but the musical content is sumptuous and definitely top-drawer in terms of Upshaw's performances.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 04, 2018, 02:03:57 PM
Quote from: Todd on March 04, 2018, 07:07:40 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81U5RmhISsL._SX425_.jpg)

Cell phones should not be used to take album cover photos.

I agree completely.

(Graphic Designer: "What colour do you want for the background?"
Record Company Dude: "How about the colour of her dress?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure. But it might not look very good."
Record Company Dude: "Don't worry about it. Nobody's gonna buy the CD anyway.")
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on March 10, 2018, 07:17:13 AM
This is a possible contender for worst CD artwork:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149020933749.jpg?1517238928)

Either Tamestit hates the music on this disc or he's yelling at the photographer to hurry up and take his picture or a combination of both. He's not a happy camper that much is certain.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 10, 2018, 07:42:13 AM
Yup. This takes the cake, I think. He seems to shout DON'T BUY ME !!! Defies understanding  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on March 10, 2018, 07:43:51 AM
Quote from: André on March 10, 2018, 07:42:13 AM
Yup. This takes the cake, I think. He seems to shout DON'T BUY ME !!! Defies understanding  ???

Indeed and since it's a Harmonia Mundi recording, it truly baffles me because their album covers are usually much more tastefully done.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 11, 2018, 03:23:39 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on March 10, 2018, 07:17:13 AM
This is a possible contender for worst CD artwork:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149020933749.jpg?1517238928)

Either Tamestit hates the music on this disc or he's yelling at the photographer to hurry up and take his picture or a combination of both. He's not a happy camper that much is certain.

How Harmonia Mundi has approved that abomination is beyond me. What a horrible mess! Why is the "Widmann" text shouting too? Why is "Viola Concerto" text orange? Gives very cheap impression. Why are the font size differences so HUGE? Tamestit looks like a pale Count Dracula thurst of your blood! Stay away!  >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 11, 2018, 07:04:14 AM
In this day of bodily perfection it's dentally incorrect, too. Not to mention the horrible skin complexion.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on March 11, 2018, 05:42:51 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 11, 2018, 03:23:39 AM
How Harmonia Mundi has approved that abomination is beyond me. What a horrible mess! Why is the "Widmann" text shouting too? Why is "Viola Concerto" text orange? Gives very cheap impression. Why are the font size differences so HUGE? Tamestit looks like a pale Count Dracula thurst of your blood! Stay away!  >:D

Indeed. An atrocious cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 11, 2018, 06:40:12 PM
Quote from: George on March 11, 2018, 06:45:35 AM
The orange emphasizes the whole Halloween motif.

Is there anything in the music or context that would justify a Halloween or vampire motif?

That would be the only thing that would make sense of what is otherwise a bizarre cover. And I hadn't even noticed until others pointed it out that this is Harmonia Mundi. I agree, this isn't their normal style at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on March 11, 2018, 06:59:09 PM
A little googling reveals that it is an unconventional concerto in which the soloist moves around the stage like an actor, following stage directions.  Probably the cover depicts a scene from the "play."

I certainly concur with the consensus the it is unappealing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 13, 2018, 11:30:02 PM
Straight from the cover of a gothic romance novel to you...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYJvYChW4AAdNqO.jpg)

My favourite part of that cover is the exclamation point.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 14, 2018, 12:59:30 AM
My guess would be it comes from one of the lyrics? I say that partly because Bridge is from the right era to be setting English poems with a tendency towards exclamation marks...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ComposerOfAvantGarde on March 14, 2018, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Mirror Image on March 10, 2018, 07:17:13 AM
This is a possible contender for worst CD artwork:

(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/3149020933749.jpg?1517238928)

Either Tamestit hates the music on this disc or he's yelling at the photographer to hurry up and take his picture or a combination of both. He's not a happy camper that much is certain.

Hm I actually find this to be a compelling cover and would be inclined to listen to the CD if I saw this.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on March 14, 2018, 03:27:41 AM
Quote from: jessop on March 14, 2018, 02:44:32 AM
Hm I actually find this to be a compelling cover and would be inclined to listen to the CD if I saw this.

I was intrigued enough by the cover and this discussion to listen to the Viola Concerto on Spotify but not moved to take the matter any further.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: premont on March 14, 2018, 06:59:49 AM
Quote from: Mahlerian on December 03, 2017, 08:48:05 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/090404950322_Frontcover_Physical_large.jpg?v=1512153317)

Yes, I get the point of the cover.

No, that doesn't excuse its strangeness and artificiality.

The point of the cover rests in the score mr. Møldrup holds in his hand. It displays a simpler version, he has made of the allemande from the D-major suite. He plays this simplified version first and uses Bach's ornamented version for the repeat. An excellent interpretation of all the suites BTW.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2018, 02:54:03 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYJvYChW4AAdNqO.jpg)

Quote from: ørfeo on March 14, 2018, 12:59:30 AM
My guess would be [the exclamation mark] comes from one of the lyrics?

Maybe, but that doesn't stop me thinking that's actor Colin Firth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Firth) on the cover and it's a still from an upcoming movie starring Colin as Gubbins the moody landowner secretly in love with Griselda, the heartbroken daughter of the recently deceased Muggins, who had been under the employ of Gubbins until an accident involving a lace doily one stormy night on the Moors.

Quote from: ørfeo on March 14, 2018, 12:59:30 AMI say that partly because Bridge is from the right era to be setting English poems with a tendency towards exclamation marks...

I must admit that I don't usually associate exclamation points with the Romantic movement. For example, whenever I think of Romantic music I don't think Eroica!, Hammerklavier!, Spring Sonata! etc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on March 15, 2018, 02:38:52 AM
....into the deepest sea! only has 4 out of 24 settings of English poets the rest are German, Finnish or Norwegian. The single Bridge song is 'Come to me in my dreams', a setting of 'Longing' by Matthew Arnold - the poem has two exclamation marks and one question mark. It seems the album title, ellipsis and exclamation mark included, is down to the marketing department of the record company.

Here is Sarah Wegener singing the Bridge - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToxcwpzWy60
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2018, 03:05:48 AM
The general point I was trying to make was missed two times in a row. Once by citing instrumental works from a century earlier, and once by focusing on a single track. Impressive. Although partly caused by the generality and my attempt to ground it. If I could actually find the lyrics of all the songs I would have checked them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 15, 2018, 01:51:17 PM
Quote from: ørfeo on March 15, 2018, 03:05:48 AM
The general point I was trying to make was missed two times in a row. Once by citing instrumental works from a century earlier, and once by focusing on a single track. Impressive. Although partly caused by the generality and my attempt to ground it. If I could actually find the lyrics of all the songs I would have checked them.

I'm sure exclamation marks were used all over the place in all sorts of poetry in the Romantic/Gothic era (or in whatever era* they appeared), but for one to appear so large on the cover of a classical music album I thought was funny, especially when the photo used on the cover is so gloomy.


(*I'm happy to admit my complete ignorance of matters poetic.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 15, 2018, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on March 11, 2018, 06:59:09 PM
A little googling reveals that it is an unconventional concerto in which the soloist moves around the stage like an actor, following stage directions.  Probably the cover depicts a scene from the "play."

I certainly concur with the consensus the it is unappealing.
I meant to write this in his dedicated composer thread, but many of Widmann's recent works (including two on that disc and a clarinet concerto) involve the soloist screaming. It may have once been a novelty - I have at least one prim and proper recording of a European orchestra refusing to shout "Mambo!" in the West Side Story suite - but Widmann needs to consider that his novelty might be getting stale.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 15, 2018, 07:01:04 PM
Quote from: Brian on March 15, 2018, 06:01:28 PM
I meant to write this in his dedicated composer thread, but many of Widmann's recent works (including two on that disc and a clarinet concerto) involve the soloist screaming. It may have once been a novelty - I have at least one prim and proper recording of a European orchestra refusing to shout "Mambo!" in the West Side Story suite - but Widmann needs to consider that his novelty might be getting stale.

He's been paying too much attention to Stockhausen...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 15, 2018, 08:49:46 PM
(http://www.lifo.gr/icache/500/500/1/780872_%CE%9C%CE%BF%CF%85%CF%83%CE%B9%CE%BA%CE%AD%CF%82-%CE%A4%CE%B1%CE%BE%CE%B9%CE%B1%CF%81%CF%87%CE%AF%CE%B5%CF%82-Hard-Core-1985.jpg)

(https://superradnow.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/slim_goodbody-the_inside_story.jpg?w=600)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2018, 09:16:40 PM
It was a different time...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 15, 2018, 10:44:01 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 15, 2018, 08:49:46 PM
(http://www.lifo.gr/icache/500/500/1/780872_%CE%9C%CE%BF%CF%85%CF%83%CE%B9%CE%BA%CE%AD%CF%82-%CE%A4%CE%B1%CE%BE%CE%B9%CE%B1%CF%81%CF%87%CE%AF%CE%B5%CF%82-Hard-Core-1985.jpg)

(https://superradnow.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/slim_goodbody-the_inside_story.jpg?w=600)

Golly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 16, 2018, 01:23:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2018, 02:54:03 PM
I must admit that I don't usually associate exclamation points with the Romantic movement. For example, whenever I think of Romantic music I don't think Eroica!, Hammerklavier!, Spring Sonata! etc.

Maybe because they are not particularly Romantic?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 16, 2018, 04:13:17 AM
(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/images/records/brilliantclassics95520br.jpg?1516886587)

Not bad looking, but a very peculiar choice of composers for a set devoted to russian piano concertos... ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on March 16, 2018, 05:14:53 AM
Quote from: André on March 16, 2018, 04:13:17 AM
Not bad looking, but a very peculiar choice of composers for a set devoted to russian piano concertos... ::)

Brilliant's website fudges it by saying that the composers are from both Imperial and Soviet Russia - hence the echt Deutsch Scharwenka who just happened to be born in what is now Poland.  Or even Medtner, whose 3rd concerto was composed near Birmingham.  It looks like a rather good set, although finding track-listings isn't easy - even Brilliant's website doesn't list the composers, and you'd need a fairly in-depth knowledge of Russian music to know who composed a 4th concerto in D minor, Op.70 (surely that's Dvořák's 7th symphony?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 16, 2018, 05:20:05 AM
I'm sure Scharwenka, Khatchaturian and especially the Prime Minister of Poland, Ignacy Jan Paderewski would raise an eyebrow, too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mc ukrneal on March 16, 2018, 05:37:51 AM
Quote from: DaveF on March 16, 2018, 05:14:53 AM
Brilliant's website fudges it by saying that the composers are from both Imperial and Soviet Russia - hence the echt Deutsch Scharwenka who just happened to be born in what is now Poland.  Or even Medtner, whose 3rd concerto was composed near Birmingham.  It looks like a rather good set, although finding track-listings isn't easy - even Brilliant's website doesn't list the composers, and you'd need a fairly in-depth knowledge of Russian music to know who composed a 4th concerto in D minor, Op.70 (surely that's Dvořák's 7th symphony?)
Rubinstein
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 16, 2018, 06:08:15 AM
I fixed the cover art for you folks.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 16, 2018, 07:24:31 AM
Brilliant !

;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: kishnevi on March 18, 2018, 07:56:33 PM
Courtesy New Releases thread
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Dcf74o7uL.jpg)

Why hello down there, little man...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: motoboy on March 24, 2018, 03:56:09 AM
Yikes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 24, 2018, 04:33:49 AM
Heino once again...  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on March 24, 2018, 08:47:02 AM
It didn't prevent me from buying it, but the cover of this CD is rather off-putting:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71G3uHAXokL._SX522_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Turner on March 24, 2018, 08:57:09 AM
Quote from: motoboy on March 24, 2018, 03:56:09 AM
Yikes!

not quite in the same league, but I´ve always found this one quite awkward too.
It´s from 1993, but the glasses and the suit don´t really correspond to that date, I think ...

Great music-making, however.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: motoboy on March 25, 2018, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 24, 2018, 04:33:49 AM
Heino once again...  :P
Oops! Was that a repost?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on March 30, 2018, 12:34:36 AM
Here's one in the category, "musician in an inappropriate location, inexplicably holding his or her instrument.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/812scpybpSL._SX522_.jpg)

..., yes, the recording engineer suggested recording this album while we went on a walk along the river...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 30, 2018, 01:39:25 AM
Hmm. Perhaps they ran out of time for a photo shoot, and asked "Viktoria, do you have any holiday snaps we could use?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Traverso on April 10, 2018, 04:26:50 AM
Perhaps posted before but this is one of the ugliest LP covers imo.



(https://i.postimg.cc/XNcSx92V/R-4708050-1372932730-1312-jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on April 10, 2018, 12:42:39 PM
Beethoven at the dentist.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 10, 2018, 04:55:31 PM
Quote from: Traverso on April 10, 2018, 04:26:50 AM
Perhaps posted before but this is one of the ugliest LP covers imo.

(https://s9.postimg.org/mbnmp00rz/R-4708050-1372932730-1312.jpeg.jpg)

Jeepers that's horrible.

It reminds me of this:

(https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/139/0001139897.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on April 12, 2018, 10:20:09 AM
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on March 18, 2018, 07:56:33 PM
Courtesy New Releases thread
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Dcf74o7uL.jpg)

Why hello down there, little man...

Yeah.  ;D

Also, the light on the big man is coming from a completely different direction from that falling on the little man. But perhaps we can allow for artistic licence...

Anyway, bonus trivial BS: you see the nature/form of the follow spot (spotlight) on the piano? It's telling me that shot was a European stage light rather than a North American. Hahaha.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Spineur on April 19, 2018, 12:48:17 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ma/rw/ptjyv3kwwrwma_600.jpg)

It isnt the cover art that upsets me, it is the title.  What is liquid melancholy ?  Some glass of vodka, or is it a gin cocktail, a glass of port ?
After sampling, I found the music just as irritating and not melancholic at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 19, 2018, 03:27:49 PM
Quote from: Spineur on April 19, 2018, 12:48:17 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ma/rw/ptjyv3kwwrwma_600.jpg)

It isn't the cover art that upsets me, it is the title.  What is liquid melancholy?  Some glass of vodka, or is it a gin cocktail, a glass of port?
After sampling, I found the music just as irritating and not melancholic at all.

My general rule is: "If you don't understand it, it's art."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on April 20, 2018, 02:21:07 AM
Quote from: Spineur on April 19, 2018, 12:48:17 PM
It isnt the cover art that upsets me, it is the title.  What is liquid melancholy ?  Some glass of vodka, or is it a gin cocktail, a glass of port ?
After sampling, I found the music just as irritating and not melancholic at all.
QuoteIn the early spring of 2011, as an effort to keep up with my eldest daughter's reading assignments, I joined her in the enjoyable task of reading Ray Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451." I had read it as a teenager myself, but little did I remember all of the wonderful metaphorical phrases he incorporated in that book! One such phrase was "Liquid Melancholy" – when referring to sleep-inducing medication. I knew right then that if I ever had the opportunity to use that as a title, I would jump on it.

...

I've always been fascinated by the clarinet's ability to play such smooth and fluid lines, at all dynamic levels. This "liquidity" is something I wanted to highlight in this concerto. This is most evident in the 1st movement, when the clarinet is set against angular lines, first introduced by the solo cello. For the melancholy aspect, I wanted to write some searching music: some deeply personal and intimate music, a chance for the soloist and audience to relate and reflect upon what I put out there. This is the 2nd movement. The third and fourth movements are played without break – an accompanied cadenza followed by a wispy and light final scherzo.
https://composerjim.com/works/liquid-melancholy/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on April 20, 2018, 05:19:40 AM
Quote from: Spineur on April 19, 2018, 12:48:17 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ma/rw/ptjyv3kwwrwma_600.jpg)

It isnt the cover art that upsets me, it is the title.  What is liquid melancholy ?  Some glass of vodka, or is it a gin cocktail, a glass of port ?
After sampling, I found the music just as irritating and not melancholic at all.

I like that cover and "liquid melancholy" doesn't bother me at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Zeus on April 20, 2018, 06:51:23 AM
Quote from: André on March 16, 2018, 04:13:17 AM
(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/images/records/brilliantclassics95520br.jpg?1516886587)

Not bad looking, but a very peculiar choice of composers for a set devoted to russian piano concertos... ::)

Paderewski was even the Prime Minister of Poland at one point.


Quote from: Spineur on April 19, 2018, 12:48:17 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ma/rw/ptjyv3kwwrwma_600.jpg)

I see a dead body just barely visible under the ice.  Head upper right, elbow lower right, hips mid left.

A crime has been committed !!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2018, 03:22:14 PM
Quote from: The Fish Knows... on April 20, 2018, 06:51:23 AM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ma/rw/ptjyv3kwwrwma_600.jpg)

I see a dead body just barely visible under the ice.  Head upper right, elbow lower right, hips mid left.

A crime has been committed !!

A dead body? Under ice? It's Nordic Noir (http://nordicnoir.tv/)!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on May 13, 2018, 05:42:57 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on April 20, 2018, 05:19:40 AM
I like that cover and "liquid melancholy" doesn't bother me at all.

   Me too.  I even like the music on it--although I agree with Spineur that the suite labeled "Liquid Melancholy" is not in the least melancholic. In fact, it is quite driving and aggressive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 07:58:18 PM


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91OJO1MbgaL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 26, 2018, 08:17:18 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 07:58:18 PM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91OJO1MbgaL._SX425_.jpg)

Jeepers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 08:20:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 26, 2018, 08:17:18 PM
Jeepers.

I know. Here's info on the disc just in case anyone was thinking its a bad B&W photo I took and put "Bartok" on it using really lame font...

http://www.arkivmusic.com/classical/album.jsp?album_id=127656
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 26, 2018, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 08:20:05 PM
I know. Here's info on the disc just in case anyone was thinking its a bad B&W photo I took and put "Bartok" on it using really lame font...

http://www.arkivmusic.com/classical/album.jsp?album_id=127656

And the "Bartók" has a drop shadow, which is something I haven't seen in years. (Drop shadows on text has been out of fashion for quite a while.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ComposerOfAvantGarde on May 26, 2018, 09:17:25 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 07:58:18 PM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91OJO1MbgaL._SX425_.jpg)

That's not Bartók..................
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 10:44:57 AM
Hmmm.....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61mvVTmltSL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2018, 03:47:47 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 10:44:57 AM
Hmmm.....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61mvVTmltSL.jpg)

That made me laugh out loud.

Thanks, Moony, for finding that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on May 29, 2018, 04:32:48 PM
"Gross music for little whores"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on May 29, 2018, 04:56:26 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on May 29, 2018, 04:32:48 PM
"Gross music for little whores"?

The cover didn't quite make me laugh, but your translation sure did ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:16:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2018, 03:47:47 PM
That made me laugh out loud.

Thanks, Moony, for finding that cover.

Anytime - thank the, eh, "creative", artists out there...   ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:19:46 PM
I guess they don't really count since they were made for kids and not "serious listeners" like ourselves! Ha ha!
Anyways, this one made me crack up. Sure - Four Seasons,  but..... it is just plain stupid as far as I'm concerned.  0:)

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61u8RN%2B9OaL._AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:38:01 PM
But these are serious attempts... *shiver*



(http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/imgs/s300x300/4776674.jpg)(http://vianocturna.com/images/produkty/nigelkennedy-thenewfourseasons.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 30, 2018, 03:02:05 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 10:44:57 AM
Hmmm.....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61mvVTmltSL.jpg)

Can't say I see a problem with that one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 30, 2018, 03:02:33 AM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:19:46 PM
I guess they don't really count since they were made for kids and not "serious listeners" like ourselves! Ha ha!
Anyways, this one made me crack up. Sure - Four Seasons,  but..... it is just plain stupid as far as I'm concerned.  0:)

(https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61u8RN%2B9OaL._AA300_.jpg)

Or that one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 30, 2018, 03:51:54 AM
Quote from: Madiel on May 30, 2018, 03:02:05 AM
Can't say I see a problem with that one.

Quote from: Madiel on May 30, 2018, 03:02:33 AM
Or that one.

There is none in both cases. They're meant for kids and they are fun.

As for this:

Quote from: SimonNZ on May 29, 2018, 04:32:48 PM
"Gross music for little whores"?

I can only say the filth is in the mind of reader: there is no such connotation in German. Looks like spending too much time thinking about Trump makes one's mind similar to his... ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 02:39:15 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:38:01 PM
But these are serious attempts... *shiver*



(http://www.deutschegrammophon.com/imgs/s300x300/4776674.jpg)(http://vianocturna.com/images/produkty/nigelkennedy-thenewfourseasons.jpg)

No thank you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 02:48:15 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 10:44:57 AM
Hmmm.....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61mvVTmltSL.jpg)

Quote from: Moonfish on May 29, 2018, 11:19:46 PM
I guess they don't really count since they were made for kids and not "serious listeners" like ourselves! Ha ha!
Anyways, this one made me crack up. Sure - Four Seasons,  but..... it is just plain stupid as far as I'm concerned.  0:)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61M0fDQBRfL.jpg)

Well, if they're for kids, then I take back everything I thought about the Peer Gynt cover. It's fun.

I love that Four Seasons cover. I don't think I'll see a cuter thing for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 02:56:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 02:48:15 PM
Well, if they're for kids, then I take back everything I thought about the Peer Gynt cover. It's fun.

I love that Four Seasons cover. I don't think I'll see a cuter thing for the rest of the day.

I still think they are silly (even for kids - which I was well aware of by the way).

What about this one? Neat and clean, eh? Very Grieg....err....right?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VcCQ567lL._SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on May 30, 2018, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 02:56:08 PMWhat about this one? Neat and clean, eh? Very Grieg....err....right?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VcCQ567lL._SX355_.jpg)

If it dissuades even one person from buying the recording it's done its job.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on May 30, 2018, 03:15:41 PM
If it dissuades even one person from buying the recording it's done its job.  ;D

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on May 30, 2018, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 02:48:15 PM
Well, if they're for kids, then I take back everything I thought about the Peer Gynt cover. It's fun.


Yeah, the German on the cover says "Great Music for Little Listeners."  I actually don't mind those covers.  They're far better than the illustrations that often accompany kid's stuff.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 04:59:36 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 02:56:08 PM
I still think they are silly (even for kids - which I was well aware of by the way).

What about this one? Neat and clean, eh? Very Grieg....err....right?

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VcCQ567lL._SX355_.jpg)

That cover was from 1988. It was part of DG's "3D Classics" series of CDs from the '80s:

https://www.discogs.com/label/277434-3D-Classics (https://www.discogs.com/label/277434-3D-Classics)

I have this one:

(https://img.discogs.com/5_h-_mXPl21Iw4VeO_ySFIrlQEo=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3634242-1377757354-1142.jpeg.jpg)

I reckon the 3D Classics series, graphics-wise, was a heap better than Decca's Ovation series from the same time. Decca decided to make the images on their covers horrid blocky bitmaps. For example, I have this CD:

(https://img.discogs.com/J8zcLj3RncxXbcySbkU8ddEGnQk=/fit-in/600x582/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8208563-1457183867-2037.jpeg.jpg)

The whole Ovation series from the '80s is like that. Ugh.

https://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation (https://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation)

Here's another Ovation cover:

(https://img.discogs.com/tGRhC0vhdlPjmpSVnPGvaXTIUWY=/fit-in/600x614/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5039412-1382862073-6494.jpeg.jpg)

Double Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 04:59:36 PM

I reckon the 3D Classics series, graphics-wise, was a heap better than Decca's Ovation series from the same time. Decca decided to make the images on their covers horrid blocky bitmaps. For example, I have this CD:

The whole Ovation series from the '80s is like that. Ugh.

https://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation (https://www.discogs.com/label/103196-Decca-Ovation)

Here's another Ovation cover:

(https://img.discogs.com/tGRhC0vhdlPjmpSVnPGvaXTIUWY=/fit-in/600x614/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5039412-1382862073-6494.jpeg.jpg)

Double Ugh.

Hmm, what is the story behind the pixelation art? It seems like a pretty crazy idea in the first place?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on May 30, 2018, 07:06:13 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 05:43:59 PM
Hmm, what is the story behind the pixelation art? It seems like a pretty crazy idea in the first place?

In the early days of the CD, to emphasize how wonderfully digital it was (like an Atari video game).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2018, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 05:43:59 PM
Hmm, what is the story behind the pixelation art? It seems like a pretty crazy idea in the first place?

Quote from: Baron Scarpia on May 30, 2018, 07:06:13 PM
In the early days of the CD, to emphasize how wonderfully digital it was (like an Atari video game).

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 30, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
How ironic...I've owned this symphonie fantastique recording forever, always baffled by the cover and was never aware there were others like it.  ;D

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81gt2tB8HRL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Moonfish on May 30, 2018, 08:32:16 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 30, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
How ironic...I've owned this symphonie fantastique recording forever, always baffled by the cover and was never aware there were others like it.  ;D

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81gt2tB8HRL._SL1500_.jpg)

Maybe you didn't want to know.....?     >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ComposerOfAvantGarde on May 30, 2018, 08:35:18 PM
The only thing I don't actually like about those covers is the background. It creates some kind of visual disconnect between the text and the art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 31, 2018, 03:33:45 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 30, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
How ironic...I've owned this symphonie fantastique recording forever, always baffled by the cover and was never aware there were others like it.  ;D

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81gt2tB8HRL._SL1500_.jpg)

Discogs lists it as being released in 1987:

https://www.discogs.com/Berlioz-Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Sir-Georg-Solti-Symphonie-Fantastique/release/2722110 (https://www.discogs.com/Berlioz-Chicago-Symphony-Orchestra-Sir-Georg-Solti-Symphonie-Fantastique/release/2722110)

(https://img.discogs.com/x0qRLlYqybQroBmSiw81zMmuLqw=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2722110-1298098242.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on May 31, 2018, 03:47:52 PM
I think this cover, that came up on the Rachmaninoff thread, is a contender.

(https://img.discogs.com/45F0phUpQ7tVcewE6LYEBz41aPA=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2071028-1262319446.jpeg.jpg)

Sort of 70's movie poster style.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 01, 2018, 03:17:47 AM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on May 31, 2018, 03:47:52 PM
Sort of 70's movie poster style.

Given that it was recorded in 1980, this is not surprising.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Baron Scarpia on June 01, 2018, 05:47:25 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 01, 2018, 03:17:47 AM
Given that it was recorded in 1980, this is not surprising.

Given that it's not a movie, it is. :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Karl Henning on June 01, 2018, 05:49:10 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 30, 2018, 08:30:17 PM
How ironic...I've owned this symphonie fantastique recording forever, always baffled by the cover and was never aware there were others like it.  ;D

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81gt2tB8HRL._SL1500_.jpg)

And here we've got a support group!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 01, 2018, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Baron Scarpia on June 01, 2018, 05:47:25 AM
Given that it's not a movie, it is. :)

So basically, it hasn't occurred to you that the style you've seen on 70s movies posters and label as "70s movie poster style" might in fact just be a more general 70s style that was used on things other than movie posters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on June 02, 2018, 07:24:31 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51dST-iQsUL._SS425.jpg)

Is she pulling the piano with a rope?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 08, 2018, 05:57:25 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on May 26, 2018, 07:58:18 PM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91OJO1MbgaL._SX425_.jpg)


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71TJHcemcOL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on June 08, 2018, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 08, 2018, 05:57:25 AM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71TJHcemcOL._SL1200_.jpg)

(https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_1080/MI0000/576/MI0000576826.jpg?partner=allrovi.com)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 16, 2018, 07:28:16 AM
Not really the worst, but I knew I recognized that look...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/719d0bwNyoL._SL1048_.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/a5/3e/f1a53ea28522710629b460bb45ce00c0.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: snyprrr on June 16, 2018, 11:27:42 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on June 02, 2018, 07:24:31 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51dST-iQsUL._SS425.jpg)

Is she pulling the piano with a rope?
Bush

kinda Kate

Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 16, 2018, 07:28:16 AM
Not really the worst, but I knew I recognized that look...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/719d0bwNyoL._SL1048_.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/a5/3e/f1a53ea28522710629b460bb45ce00c0.jpg)

looks more like Paul Stanley :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 16, 2018, 03:45:18 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 16, 2018, 07:28:16 AM
Not really the worst, but I knew I recognized that look...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/719d0bwNyoL._SL1048_.jpg)

Art Department: "Do we have a photo of Semyon where he looks like he's lurking? We do? Excellent. Let's go with that one."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on June 17, 2018, 08:07:34 AM
This one is bad.  Very bad.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71LFjq%2BbFsL._SL1050_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 17, 2018, 10:32:46 PM
Mostly it's just dated.

Also, large.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 10:21:58 AM
How about this one? Looks like a hostage photo.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41KzhS1UWWL._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 22, 2018, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 10:21:58 AM
How about this one? Looks like a hostage photo.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41KzhS1UWWL._SY355_.jpg)

It's not the most flattering photo of Claudio I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on June 22, 2018, 04:43:25 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 10:21:58 AM
How about this one? Looks like a hostage photo.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41KzhS1UWWL._SY355_.jpg)

Underneath the crap there's a bad photo. Those shadows - particularly around the eye and corner of the mouth - don't need to be there.

One Weird Trick

A quick look at a higher res version shows catchlights in the eyes from a window and so we're indoors. And indoors means more than one wall. Walls usually join at right angles. They're good for standing a subject with their back to the wall near the corner and using the second wall (out of frame) to act as a reflector and bounce back some light as fill. The size and close distance means that reflected light will be soft and flattering.
The advanced method is to place your subject with their back to the wall behind a door. The door then becomes a moveable reflector and as you adjust how much the door is open/closed you change the coverage and ratio of your impromptu lighting scheme.
Of course, even if that shot had been lit using those (or another competent) method someone would probably still 'edit' it in post to look like that.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on June 22, 2018, 04:49:02 PM
Quote from: NikF on June 22, 2018, 04:43:25 PM
Underneath the crap there's a bad photo. Those shadows - particularly around the eye and corner of the mouth - don't need to be there.

One Weird Trick

A quick look at a higher res version shows catchlights in the eyes from a window and so we're indoors. And indoors means more than one wall. Walls usually join at right angles. They're good for standing a subject with their back to the wall near the corner and using the second wall (out of frame) to act as a reflector and bounce back some light as fill. The size and close distance means that reflected light will be soft and flattering.
The advanced method is to place your subject with their back to the wall behind a door. The door then becomes a moveable reflector and as you adjust how much the door is open/closed you change the coverage and ratio of your impromptu lighting scheme.
Of course, even if that shot had been lit using those (or another competent) method someone would probably still 'edit' it in post to look like that.

*Genuflects at NikF's photographic acumen*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 22, 2018, 05:31:53 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 16, 2018, 07:28:16 AM
Not really the worst, but I knew I recognized that look...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/719d0bwNyoL._SL1048_.jpg)


More from the photo boss, Semyon... SHAZAM!

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71zgGbzBP4L._SL1295_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 22, 2018, 05:54:11 PM
(https://images.medimops.eu/out/pictures/generated/product/1/600_600_90/61zvdq8fkvl.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: NikF on June 22, 2018, 04:43:25 PM
Underneath the crap there's a bad photo. Those shadows - particularly around the eye and corner of the mouth - don't need to be there.

One Weird Trick

A quick look at a higher res version shows catchlights in the eyes from a window and so we're indoors. And indoors means more than one wall. Walls usually join at right angles. They're good for standing a subject with their back to the wall near the corner and using the second wall (out of frame) to act as a reflector and bounce back some light as fill. The size and close distance means that reflected light will be soft and flattering.
The advanced method is to place your subject with their back to the wall behind a door. The door then becomes a moveable reflector and as you adjust how much the door is open/closed you change the coverage and ratio of your impromptu lighting scheme.
Of course, even if that shot had been lit using those (or another competent) method someone would probably still 'edit' it in post to look like that.
Good one. I bet chicks dig that.

I can't imagine Claudio sanction that picture. He just looks so unhappy, as if they pointed a gun at him to get him to record that music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 05:59:00 PM
Quote from: Ken B on June 22, 2018, 05:54:11 PM
(https://images.medimops.eu/out/pictures/generated/product/1/600_600_90/61zvdq8fkvl.jpg)
Why do you think it is bad? I think it suits the titled work quite well. Maybe you are objecting to its using people of middle eastern skin tone and hair?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on June 22, 2018, 07:30:50 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 22, 2018, 05:31:53 PM
More from the photo boss, Semyon... SHAZAM!

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71zgGbzBP4L._SL1295_.jpg)

:D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on June 23, 2018, 12:50:46 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 22, 2018, 05:31:53 PM
More from the photo boss, Semyon... SHAZAM!

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71zgGbzBP4L._SL1295_.jpg)
And yet more...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51hLBwEyggL.jpg)


Mr. Bychkov looks confused..."Wait a minute. What is it we're playing now? The Mahler or the Höller?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 23, 2018, 02:39:11 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 05:59:00 PM
Maybe you are objecting to its using people of middle eastern skin tone and hair?

Maybe you need to give yourself a good hard examination and ask why you had that thought and wrote it down.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 23, 2018, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 23, 2018, 02:39:11 AM
Maybe you need to give yourself a good hard examination and ask why you had that thought and wrote it down.

I can tell you why right now, actually: because for some people holier-than-thou virtue signalling has become a second nature and they can't help it anymore even in the most non-political contexts, that's why.

EDIT: As for the cover, while it's true that Carmina Burana is sometimes bawdy, it has got nothing to do with swimming pool pornography, though.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 23, 2018, 05:27:15 AM
Quote from: ritter on June 23, 2018, 12:50:46 AM
And yet more...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51hLBwEyggL.jpg)


Mr. Bychkov looks confused..."Wait a minute. What is it we're playing now? The Mahler or the Höller?"

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 23, 2018, 05:46:45 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 23, 2018, 02:39:11 AM
Maybe you need to give yourself a good hard examination and ask why you had that thought and wrote it down.

Must have been done when under the influence. Never a good idea.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on June 23, 2018, 05:57:18 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 05:59:00 PM
Why do you think it is bad? I think it suits the titled work quite well. Maybe you are objecting to its using people of middle eastern skin tone and hair?

I don't want to copy over the Carmina Burana picture again but I did get the thought, which of them are supposed to represent Gruberova, Ozawa, Hampson or Aler?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 23, 2018, 05:57:48 AM
Quote from: André on June 23, 2018, 05:46:45 AM
Must have been done when under the influence. Never a good idea.

OK, thanks folks, I hope PW can see the consensus around his remark, it was completely inapropriate. Anything else like that will disappear as soon as we notice it or get to any report about it.

Knight
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Gurn Blanston on June 23, 2018, 06:02:31 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 22, 2018, 05:59:00 PM
Why do you think it is bad? I think it suits the titled work quite well. Maybe you are objecting to its using people of middle eastern skin tone and hair?

Without any reference at all to skin tone or hair (which Ken didn't make), it does seem a bit mismatched for Carmina Burana. I don't know why HE thinks it's bad, but for myself, it seems more like a 1960's hot tub party, something which I know a lot about. :D

8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on June 23, 2018, 07:38:35 PM
Quote from: knight66 on June 23, 2018, 05:57:48 AM
OK, thanks folks, I hope PW can see the consensus around his remark, it was completely inapropriate. Anything else like that will disappear as soon as we notice it or get to any report about it.

Knight
Huh? My initial reaction to Ken's comments were only related to the apparently historical inaccuracy of the photo as the manuscript to Carmina Burana was found in central Europe near Bavaria. So I am not sure how the choice of ethnicity in the picture relates to the work. I wouldn't have have asked the question if Ken said why he thought the picture was bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 23, 2018, 07:43:32 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 23, 2018, 07:38:35 PM
Huh? My initial reaction to Ken's comments were only related to the apparently historical inaccuracy of the photo as the manuscript to Carmina Burana was found in central Europe near Bavaria. So I am not sure how the choice of ethnicity in the picture relates to the work. I wouldn't have have asked the question if Ken said why he thought the picture was bad.
Bullshit.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 23, 2018, 08:26:28 PM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 23, 2018, 07:38:35 PM
Huh? My initial reaction to Ken's comments were only related to the apparently historical inaccuracy of the photo as the manuscript to Carmina Burana was found in central Europe near Bavaria. So I am not sure how the choice of ethnicity in the picture relates to the work. I wouldn't have have asked the question if Ken said why he thought the picture was bad.

You know what, you are continuing to dig a hole for yourself. Best now to leave this discussion alone or realise you are seen as being in the wrong and act accordingly.

Knight
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on June 24, 2018, 12:52:29 AM
I was puzzled why Philips should put this piece of grisly soft porn on any record cover. I eventually found the connection. The Latin inscription on the side of the pool is a song ' Ecce chorus virginum' and comes from the 15th century Carmina burana manuscript. It is not one of the pieces set by Orff but appears on the album Illuminations (2009) by Medieval Baebes. You can also hear it performed by Boston Camerata - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKq5xiWW8A.

The first verse is -

here be maids dancing
in the spring days
april light lancing
long level rays
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 24, 2018, 03:19:48 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on June 23, 2018, 07:38:35 PM
Huh?

Whether you meant to or not, you combined 2 thoughts that might have been okay on their own, but in combination they came across very nastily.

You're now trying to suggest that you recognise there might be something wrong about the picture, but your initial comment conveyed that you had no problem with it. And when put together with the question about ethnicity, the total effect was: "There's nothing wrong with the picture Ken, so maybe you're racist".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on June 24, 2018, 06:33:47 PM
Well, folks, I for one accept PerfectWagnerite's explanation.

When I initially saw his question to Ken B., I took it just the way Ken (and probably some others) did and I thought, "Wow, that was uncalled for." It was SO unfair, in fact, that I wondered if PW must have meant the question in a way other than how it came across. As I considered it, I wondered if maybe the question was about the impropriety of the ethnicity of the people in relation to Carmina Burana - and, as PW has explained, that was indeed what he meant. Gurn alluded to the possibility of that explanation earlier as well.

I do agree that the question was poorly worded and I think PW will too when he rereads it. But he's a veteran GMGer and not prone to this kind of rudeness (at least, not that I can recall), so I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 24, 2018, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Alek Hidell on June 24, 2018, 06:33:47 PM
Well, folks, I for one accept PerfectWagnerite's explanation.

When I initially saw his question to Ken B., I took it just the way Ken (and probably some others) did and I thought, "Wow, that was uncalled for." It was SO unfair, in fact, that I wondered if PW must have meant the question in a way other than how it came across. As I considered it, I wondered if maybe the question was about the impropriety of the ethnicity of the people in relation to Carmina Burana - and, as PW has explained, that was indeed what he meant. Gurn alluded to the possibility of that explanation earlier as well.

I do agree that the question was poorly worded and I think PW will too when he rereads it. But he's a veteran GMGer and not prone to this kind of rudeness (at least, not that I can recall), so I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.

You are free to give anyone the benefit of any doubt you wish, but I don't. Madiel put his finger on one reason why. The cover was fine, until he had to defend his smear, and suddenly it wasn't fine.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 24, 2018, 07:10:49 PM
Folks, I think it is time to move away from this issue now. It does not help either of those directly involved to extend the discussion day after day. I would like that to be the final word on that cover.

Knight
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on June 25, 2018, 12:29:21 PM
(https://musiceureka.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/p1270433.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 25, 2018, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Ken B on June 25, 2018, 12:29:21 PM
(https://musiceureka.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/p1270433.jpg)

*shrug* It's Slavonic. Cheesy, and possibly with an air of "you will look happy or else", but Slavonic cheese.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 07, 2018, 09:18:02 AM
(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/616895086922.jpg)

It contains a 2-minute piece called Elevator Music. (No, that is not a sign for the toilet.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 07, 2018, 02:47:12 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 07, 2018, 09:18:02 AM
(No, that is not a sign for the toilet.)

I beg to differ.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 25, 2018, 07:18:41 PM
"Mischa Maisky presents a slow-movement album of all-time favorites with relaxing and inspiring melodies" says the blurb on the back cover.
(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/2272751.jpg)
The cover photo was apparently intended for a companion CD titled Presto Agitato.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 25, 2018, 08:52:31 PM
(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/2272751.jpg) (https://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cutest-old-english-sheepdog-pictures.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 25, 2018, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: JBS on August 25, 2018, 07:18:41 PM
"Mischa Maisky presents a slow-movement album of all-time favorites with relaxing and inspiring melodies" says the blurb on the back cover.
(http://www.arkivmusic.com/graphics/covers/non-muze2/large/2272751.jpg)
The cover photo was apparently intended for a companion CD titled Presto Agitato.

I am quite literally laughing out loud.

You're right. What a mismatch.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on August 25, 2018, 10:34:40 PM

(https://s22.postimg.cc/aqliqejv5/s-l1600_3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I've never liked this early 1960s super-bargain L.P. cover; in part because it's deceiving:  There is no Karl Stein or the York Philharmonic.  They are, instead, Hans-Jurgen Walther and the augmented Hamburg Chamber Orchestra. 

The deception was even more blatant in the later release, below:

(https://s22.postimg.cc/xgknjistt/s-l1600_5.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 02:47:34 AM
Quote from: geralmar on August 25, 2018, 10:34:40 PM
I've never liked this early 1960s super-bargain L.P. cover; in part because it's deceiving:  There is no Karl Stein or the York Philharmonic.  They are, instead, Hans-Jurgen Walther and the augmented Hamburg Chamber Orchestra. 

I do like your avatar, however. Lenny seems to have had better designers for his recordings.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 26, 2018, 03:31:47 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 02:47:34 AM
I do like your avatar, however. Lenny seems to have had better designers for his recordings.

On the strength of his NYPO Mahler recordings I am not sure I can agree with that. The box set of symphonies has Nos 1 - 5 with the original covers and they are uniformly horrible. No 6 has been bundled with No 9 and given a new cover; I have never actually seen it but from discussions elsewhere No 6 had a garden gnome on the cover for some unfathomable reason.

I can only remember a couple of other LP issues and I  think they just had photos of Lenny on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 03:59:50 AM
Quote from: Biffo on August 26, 2018, 03:31:47 AM
I can only remember a couple of other LP issues and I  think they just had photos of Lenny on the cover.

Photos of Lenny are legion. They didn't know what to do with all of them. His Norton series, "The Unanswered Question" has more pictures of him than any musicologist would allow in his books or lectures.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 26, 2018, 04:22:11 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 03:59:50 AM
Photos of Lenny are legion. They didn't know what to do with all of them. His Norton series, "The Unanswered Question" has more pictures of him than any musicologist would allow in his books or lectures.

I think he is second only to Karajan in this respect.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 04:49:44 AM
Quote from: Biffo on August 26, 2018, 04:22:11 AM
I think he is second only to Karajan in this respect.

Why were they so much in love with their mugs? Napoleon complex comes to mind...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on August 26, 2018, 10:25:16 AM
Quote from: Biffo on August 26, 2018, 03:31:47 AM
On the strength of his NYPO Mahler recordings I am not sure I can agree with that. The box set of symphonies has Nos 1 - 5 with the original covers and they are uniformly horrible. No 6 has been bundled with No 9 and given a new cover; I have never actually seen it but from discussions elsewhere No 6 had a garden gnome on the cover for some unfathomable reason.

I can only remember a couple of other LP issues and I  think they just had photos of Lenny on the cover.

This?

(https://s22.postimg.cc/h3fd80elt/R-8201438-1494753959-1885.jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)create image url (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: motoboy on August 26, 2018, 05:03:19 PM
Quote from: geralmar on August 26, 2018, 10:25:16 AM
This?

(https://s22.postimg.cc/h3fd80elt/R-8201438-1494753959-1885.jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)create image url (https://postimages.org/)

Yikes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 27, 2018, 12:51:18 AM
Quote from: geralmar on August 26, 2018, 10:25:16 AM
This?

(https://s22.postimg.cc/h3fd80elt/R-8201438-1494753959-1885.jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)create image url (https://postimages.org/)

The 'garden gnome' was mentioned a few times in a discussion in another forum but I couldn't remember ever seeing it. Now you have posted the offending item it evokes a very distant memory. Well over 40 years ago I borrowed the LPs from a record library and they must have had that ghastly cover. I am not sure what a beheaded piece of garden statuary has to do with Mahler 6 but it a truly horrible.

When I bought some of the Bernstein NYPO on CD they were part of the Bernstein Century series. The covers for these are pretty uninspiring, various photos of Lenny on drab coloured backgrounds. Fairly recently I bought the complete cycle in the DSD remastered versions and original covers fro Nos 1-5 & 8. The original LPs of No 7 have quite a striking photo of Bernstein on the box, probably justified in artistic terms.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on August 27, 2018, 01:47:04 AM
apologies for a dumb question - how do you insert an image from your own desktop?  Clicking on the icon above just gives me the "(//)" link - and uploading a file/image as a post attachment doesn't embed that image as far as I can tell in the preview panel..... (I know I am missing something very obvious so thankyou in advance!)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 27, 2018, 01:51:25 AM
Quote from: Roasted Swan on August 27, 2018, 01:47:04 AM
apologies for a dumb question - how do you insert an image from your own desktop?  Clicking on the icon above just gives me the "(//)" link - and uploading a file/image as a post attachment doesn't embed that image as far as I can tell in the preview panel..... (I know I am missing something very obvious so thankyou in advance!)
This forum doesn't allow uploading images which is a nuisance. You need to upload the images on an image host site and link to it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on August 27, 2018, 02:15:04 AM
Thanks 71db - as it happens just found the image for truly awful artwork on Amazon.com anyway!  Here it is:

[asin]B003K6BYCE[/asin]

The disc is very good - Temirkanov's version of the film score - not the cantata - of Alexander Nevsky.  The artwork goes for a Spinal Tap does Eisenstein vibe.........
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on August 27, 2018, 02:33:29 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on August 26, 2018, 04:49:44 AM
Why were [Bernstein and Karajan] so much in love with their mugs? Napoleon complex comes to mind...

I don't think the fault's entirely theirs. When Rudolf Bing was manager of the Met, his first attempt to lure Karajan was the Zeffirelli production of Falstaff, which Bernstein had originally conducted. Bing wrote in his memoirs "Karajan had one major rival for the laurel of world's sexiest conductor: Leonard Bernstein." And this was coming from a straight man.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 27, 2018, 06:18:23 AM
A Romantic Bernstein sandwich...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91WHRMyrD7L._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: listener on August 27, 2018, 06:27:26 AM
Quote from: Roasted Swan on August 27, 2018, 02:15:04 AM
Thanks 71db - as it happens just found the image for truly awful artwork on Amazon.com anyway!  Here it is:

[asin]B003K6BYCE[/asin]

The disc is very good - Temirkanov's version of the film score - not the cantata - of Alexander Nevsky.  The artwork goes for a Spinal Tap does Eisenstein vibe.........
This may work....

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on August 27, 2018, 06:44:58 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 27, 2018, 01:51:25 AM
This forum doesn't allow uploading images which is a nuisance. You need to upload the images on an image host site and link to it.

Not true. You can upload images from your computer alright. Just click "Attachments and other options" under the Reply box and then click on Browse. The only limitation is they should be no larger than 500 KB.

Warning: the image itself does not appear on clicking Preview but will be there after clicking Post.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on August 27, 2018, 07:39:25 AM
Quote from: geralmar on August 26, 2018, 10:25:16 AM

(https://s22.postimg.cc/h3fd80elt/R-8201438-1494753959-1885.jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)create image url (https://postimages.org/)

At first I thought it was a lobster.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 27, 2018, 08:13:56 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on August 27, 2018, 07:39:25 AM
At first I thought it was a lobster.

Mahler 6 did have the unofficial nickname 'Der Hummer' for a time but it didn't catch on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on August 27, 2018, 09:50:07 AM
Saw a great one on Twitter today:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on August 27, 2018, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: Christo on August 27, 2018, 09:50:07 AM
Saw a great one on Twitter today:

+8475844869 upvotes
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 27, 2018, 11:15:40 AM
Quote from: Christo on August 27, 2018, 09:50:07 AM
Saw a great one on Twitter today:

gives the name "Open Face Sandwich Club" a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 27, 2018, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on August 27, 2018, 06:18:23 AM
A Romantic Bernstein sandwich...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91WHRMyrD7L._SL1500_.jpg)

Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on August 27, 2018, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Madiel on August 25, 2018, 09:04:23 PM
I am quite literally laughing out loud.

You're right. What a mismatch.

That is amazing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on August 27, 2018, 10:21:01 PM
Quote from: Christo on August 27, 2018, 09:50:07 AM
Saw a great one on Twitter today:

With the babe in the reverse position it would actually make sense...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on August 28, 2018, 05:47:03 AM
Quote from: Florestan on August 27, 2018, 10:21:01 PM
With the babe in the reverse position it would actually make sense...

But he's looking in the opposite direction.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on August 28, 2018, 05:50:15 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on August 28, 2018, 05:47:03 AM
But he's looking in the opposite direction.

I mean, her butt towards the pianist's face and her smile intact......  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jovian on August 31, 2018, 11:43:23 AM
Am I missing the meaning here?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 31, 2018, 03:03:17 PM
Quote from: Jovian on August 31, 2018, 11:43:23 AM
Am I missing the meaning here?

I think the meaning is that the circus is in town.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on September 01, 2018, 04:38:35 PM
Looks like they used the same hand/arm with four different filters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on September 02, 2018, 12:22:37 AM
Quote from: Jovian on August 31, 2018, 11:43:23 AM
Am I missing the meaning here?

In the past I have said that cover art doesn't influence me either way but I now have to admit that this would probably put me off buying. If it was an exceptional performance I might buy it as a lossless download; that means I would never have to look at the 'artwork' ever again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on September 03, 2018, 07:15:30 PM
I've seen far worse, but I'm not at all fond of this recent one:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/5142oQWgIRL.jpg)

There's just something about it that makes me think of a bargain-basement release you might see in one of the big 3-for-$10 bins at Wal-Mart, like "The Most Relaxing Piano Album Ever" and so forth. ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2018, 11:21:52 PM
Quote from: Alek Hidell on September 03, 2018, 07:15:30 PM
I've seen far worse, but I'm not at all fond of this recent one:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/5142oQWgIRL.jpg)

There's just something about it that makes me think of a bargain-basement release you might see in one of the big 3-for-$10 bins at Wal-Mart, like "The Most Relaxing Piano Album Ever" and so forth. ::)

I can understand that reaction.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on September 03, 2018, 11:44:11 PM
Quote from: Alek Hidell on September 03, 2018, 07:15:30 PM
I've seen far worse, but I'm not at all fond of this recent one:

There's just something about it that makes me think of a bargain-basement release you might see in one of the big 3-for-$10 bins at Wal-Mart, like "The Most Relaxing Piano Album Ever" and so forth. ::)
It's far from being a particularly attractive cover, that's for sure. The shadows are nowhere near that dark in the actual cover, though.

(https://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0004/020/MI0004020869.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on September 04, 2018, 12:32:49 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on September 01, 2018, 04:38:35 PM
Looks like they used the same hand/arm with four different filters.

It seems a lot of work for such an ugly cover.

(https://s22.postimg.cc/q2syccdil/s-l1600_3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/q2syccdil/)

But it might have been considered daring in the mid-1950s U.S. when the record was issued.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on September 07, 2018, 05:35:06 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/9ShM9ZlHq5oO4nPBCejpwhEq260=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-6784650-1470922018-3422.jpeg.jpg)

Took me a minute to figure this cover out, as at first glance it looks like shes got a tiny malformed leg shes kicking in the air. But its actually that shes hugging a pillow the exact same colour as the background with her arm.

Or did everyone else get that immediately?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on September 07, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on September 07, 2018, 05:35:06 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/9ShM9ZlHq5oO4nPBCejpwhEq260=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-6784650-1470922018-3422.jpeg.jpg)

Took me a minute to figure this cover out, as at first glance it looks like shes got a tiny malformed leg shes kicking in the air. But its actually that shes hugging a pillow the exact same colour as the background with her arm.

Or did everyone else get that immediately?

I didn't really see a leg (now I can, since you mention it ;D), but it did take a second to see that she's holding a pillow. It almost looks like that part of the photo has simply been erased.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dancing Divertimentian on September 07, 2018, 09:07:45 PM
"By golly, chimpanzees are right: grooming one another IS a good thing..."



(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41kd4hR2xOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 08, 2018, 01:37:46 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 07, 2018, 09:07:45 PM
"By golly, chimpanzees are right: grooming one other IS a good thing..."

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 07, 2018, 01:37:49 PM
This is pretty decent looking!

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPp9aLMvL.jpg)

Too bad the blue Pacific shown in the photo is in Greece.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on October 20, 2018, 05:25:54 PM
This is fantastic...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81hBRoS-yJL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on November 11, 2018, 03:48:30 AM
(https://www.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f7a8946b235f5b695597b6a735d3fcf/7/1/71jhdxtjf9l._sl1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 11, 2018, 04:44:29 AM
"Cosi fan(no) tutti". As per the CD cover, I wonder WHAT is it, they all do?  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: zamyrabyrd on November 11, 2018, 04:46:01 AM
Quote from: Dancing Divertimentian on September 07, 2018, 09:07:45 PM
"By golly, chimpanzees are right: grooming one another IS a good thing..."

Receding hairline, mate?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 11, 2018, 07:50:03 AM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on November 11, 2018, 04:44:29 AM
I wonder WHAT is it, they all do?  ::)

Use toilets I suppose...  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
Quote from: zamyrabyrd on November 11, 2018, 04:44:29 AM
(https://www.mdt.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2f7a8946b235f5b695597b6a735d3fcf/7/1/71jhdxtjf9l._sl1200_.jpg)

"Cosi fan(no) tutti". As per the CD cover, I wonder WHAT is it, they all do?  ::)

Go to the toilet when they really, really need to.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 11, 2018, 12:47:24 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51QfwqkZwdL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2018, 12:50:19 PM
Quote from: JBS on November 11, 2018, 12:47:24 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51QfwqkZwdL.jpg)

Who knew the future of classical music would be a post-apocalyptic hellscape?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 11, 2018, 04:14:03 PM
Peter, where have you been? Methink it's been a while... :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2018, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: André on November 11, 2018, 04:14:03 PM
Peter, where have you been? Methink it's been a while... :)

Hi, André.

I think it has been a while.

Where have I been? I was about to say, "I've been everywhere, man (https://youtu.be/-UAh7ogwAYQ)", but that's a complete lie.

I've been at home, listening to plenty of music. (I'm also buying Blu-rays and DVDs that I don't watch, mainly because I'm listening to music.)

As for not participating in the forum lately, I can't really offer much of an excuse. I'm watching a few threads (this one, one about The Planets (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,20422.0.html), and two others), and apparently none of them had any new posts until I received email notifications for the worst artwork thread a few days ago. So I've hopped back on the forum.

Oh, by the way... (Warning: Self-Promotion Alert)

A few months ago, I was approached by an American radio station for an interview about my Planets website. (For those of you who don't know, I have a website that ranks every available CD of The Planets (https://petersplanets.wordpress.com/).)

So, to commemorate the 100th anniversary of The Planets' debut performance, the interview was published in September:

Classical MPR: For Holst's 'The Planets,' one fan's online quest to rank every recording is out of this world (https://www.classicalmpr.org/story/2018/04/10/holst-planets-peters-planets-is-out-of-this-world)

It feels weird to be this noticed. Especially when my Planets website simply started as a response to a question in The Planets thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,20422.msg859019.html#msg859019) on this forum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 12, 2018, 10:06:47 AM
Nice as always to read you - and now, about you, Peter !!

When do you start the Schéhérazade bonanza ?  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: André on November 12, 2018, 10:06:47 AMNice as always to read you - and now, about you, Peter !!

Thanks, André.

Quote from: André on November 12, 2018, 10:06:47 AMWhen do you start the Schéhérazade bonanza ?  :D

Schéhérazade? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I tried and tried to do the Schéhérazade thing, but all the versions I listened to were very good. I couldn't pick 'em apart. It was disconcerting – and mighty unhelpful. You really don't want to read one review stating something like "Yep, this is very good," followed by another review that says "Yep, this is very good as well."

If I rashly embarked on another complete CD survey, it would more likely be either The Nutcracker or maybe La Mer – or, if I was feeling especially masochistic, The Rite of Spring.

But I'm pleased to say that I don't need to pester other pieces of music because the Planets thing is still a work in progress. I have about five more Planets CDs sitting at home, waiting for me to listen to them. It's just a matter of getting back in the saddle, putting on the headphones, and listening to the little beasties.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 12, 2018, 01:27:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 01:07:02 PM
Schéhérazade? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I tried and tried to do the Schéhérazade thing, but all the versions I listened to were very good. I couldn't pick 'em apart. It was disconcerting – and mighty unhelpful. You really don't want to read one review stating something like "Yep, this is very good," followed by another review that says "Yep, this is very good as well."

If I rashly embarked on another complete CD survey, it would more likely be either The Nutcracker or maybe La Mer – or, if I was feeling especially masochistic, The Rite of Spring.

But I'm pleased to say that I don't need to pester other pieces of music because the Planets thing is still a work in progress. I have about five more Planets CDs sitting at home, waiting for me to listen to them. It's just a matter of getting back in the saddle, putting on the headphones, and listening to the little beasties.

To be honest, I followed the link to your site and after looking at a few reviews, got more annoyed than I have ever gotten while reading a review of classical music. For my own sanity, I had to close it almost immediately.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 01:53:38 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 12, 2018, 01:27:18 PM
To be honest, I followed the link to your site and after looking at a few reviews, got more annoyed than I have ever gotten while reading a review of classical music. For my own sanity, I had to close it almost immediately.

I don't blame you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 12, 2018, 02:03:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 01:53:38 PM
I don't blame you.

:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 12, 2018, 05:21:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 01:07:02 PM
Schéhérazade? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I tried and tried to do the Schéhérazade thing, but all the versions I listened to were very good. I couldn't pick 'em apart. It was disconcerting – and mighty unhelpful. You really don't want to read one review stating something like "Yep, this is very good," followed by another review that says "Yep, this is very good as well."

If I rashly embarked on another complete CD survey, it would more likely be either The Nutcracker or maybe La Mer – or, if I was feeling especially masochistic, The Rite of Spring.

But I'm pleased to say that I don't need to pester other pieces of music because the Planets thing is still a work in progress. I have about five more Planets CDs sitting at home, waiting for me to listen to them. It's just a matter of getting back in the saddle, putting on the headphones, and listening to the little beasties.

Zarathustra then ?  :laugh:

I like the idea of La Mer. That will cut your job in half, timewise !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 06:37:13 PM
Quote from: André on November 12, 2018, 05:21:34 PM
Zarathustra then ?  :laugh:

I like the idea of La Mer. That will cut your job in half, timewise !

Unfortunately, I'm nowhere near enough of a fan of Zarathustra as I want to be. The prospect of spending a few months listening to nothing but that doesn't fill me with joy.

La Mer on the other hand...

Yeah, I could live with that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 06:40:36 PM
By the way, a while ago I started a review of the Sir Mark Elder La Mer, but abandoned it.

This is what I wrote:

Sir Mark Elder, Hallé Orchestra, 2007

Wow. In the third movement, from 7:13 onwards, you can hear Sir Mark grunting away, doing some James Brown impersonations. ("Hnnh!")

Far from it being distracting, I thought it was fun. (Or, putting it another way: "Look, Mummy, there's a man up there making noises!")

La Mer, Third Movement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxA05QoKaKc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxA05QoKaKc)

Sir Mark Elder's Noise Log:

0:00-7:13 Nothing (i.e., no noises from The Mark)
7:13 Grunt
7:14 Grunt
7:16-7:18 Indistinct instructions to the orchestra
7:19-8:29 Nothing
8:29-8:41 Absolutely nothing – mainly because the music finished at 8:29, and there's complete silence for 12 seconds until the track ends at 8:41. That's a lot of silence.

Apart from the "Hi, I'm Mark Elder, and I'll be grunting a few times" moments in the third movement, making it sound more like a rehearsal than a proper take*, this is a magnificent La Mer. I love it.

(*Why did the producer and engineer leave Marky Mark's extra-curricular noises on the track?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 12, 2018, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 06:40:36 PM
By the way, a while ago I started a review of the Sir Mark Elder La Mer, but abandoned it.

This is what I wrote:

Sir Mark Elder, Hallé Orchestra, 2007

Wow. In the third movement, from 7:13 onwards, you can hear Sir Mark grunting away, doing some James Brown impersonations. ("Hnnh!")

Far from it being distracting, I thought it was fun. (Or, putting it another way: "Look, Mummy, there's a man up there making noises!")

La Mer, Third Movement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxA05QoKaKc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxA05QoKaKc)

Sir Mark Elder's Noise Log:

0:00-7:13 Nothing (i.e., no noises from The Mark)
7:13 Grunt
7:14 Grunt
7:16-7:18 Indistinct instructions to the orchestra
7:19-8:29 Nothing
8:29-8:41 Absolutely nothing – mainly because the music finished at 8:29, and there's complete silence for 12 seconds until the track ends at 8:41. That's a lot of silence.

Apart from the "Hi, I'm Mark Elder, and I'll be grunting a few times" moments in the third movement, making it sound more like a rehearsal than a proper take*, this is a magnificent La Mer. I love it.

(*Why did the producer and engineer leave Marky Mark's extra-curricular noises on the track?)

You can devocalize yourself, with this http://www.davegrossman.net/gould// (http://www.davegrossman.net/gould//)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 08:23:28 PM
Quote from: Ken B on November 12, 2018, 06:58:59 PM
You can devocalize yourself, with this http://www.davegrossman.net/gould// (http://www.davegrossman.net/gould//)

Ha!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 12, 2018, 10:36:10 PM
Quote from: André on November 12, 2018, 05:21:34 PM
Zarathustra then ?  :laugh:

I like the idea of La Mer. That will cut your job in half, timewise !

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 12, 2018, 11:29:02 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 12, 2018, 10:36:10 PM
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?

I hadn't thought of that one. I've always been happy with the version by I Musici, and never felt the need to go further afield.

I'd still prefer to go with something like The Nutcracker – if I went for another work.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 27, 2018, 02:44:59 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 27, 2018, 02:08:47 PM
[snip]

What's this thread about?

Ostensibly, this thread is about ghastly classical music album covers, but once in a while I get asked to consider listening to and comparing a lot of recordings of one piece of music, as I did with my Peter's Planets (https://petersplanets.wordpress.com/) website.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 27, 2018, 09:17:59 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 27, 2018, 02:08:47 PM
If I was musically literate I could probably do a (Ravel) Bolero website.  I have dozens of recordings, from L.P. (and earlier) to CD.  They all sound noticeably different-- at least to me-- and I have definite likes and dislikes.  I doubt many folks would be interested, however. 

What's this thread about?
Make a thread here.
I like Bolero. It is Ravel's best thing. That is an incredibly unpopular opinion on GMG, where Bolero is one of the most reviled pieces.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 27, 2018, 10:11:50 PM
Quote from: Ken B on November 27, 2018, 09:17:59 PM
Make a thread here.
It is Ravel's best thing. That is an incredibly unpopular opinion on GMG, where Bolero is one of the most reviled pieces.

I find both of those sentences a little surprising, but in different ways.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pat B on November 28, 2018, 09:16:10 AM
Quote from: Ken B on November 27, 2018, 09:17:59 PM
I like Bolero. It is Ravel's best thing. That is an incredibly unpopular opinion on GMG, where Bolero is one of the most reviled pieces.

I wouldn't call it Ravel's best thing, but I like it a lot.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 28, 2018, 09:35:17 AM
Not his best thing, but certainly unique.

Most people like it a lot, but they remain in the closet. Not me: I ❤️ Boléro !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 09:47:49 AM
My favorite Ravel is mostly solo piano and chamber music (lately the piano trio). I probably listen to the Bolero more often than any other piece of orchestral music by Ravel. It is news to me that the piece is "reviled" at GMG, unless it not being you favorite piece is considered "reviling."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 28, 2018, 12:19:53 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 09:47:49 AM
My favorite Ravel is mostly solo piano and chamber music (lately the piano trio). I probably listen to the Bolero more often than any other piece of orchestral music by Ravel. It is news to me that the piece is "reviled" at GMG, unless it not being you favorite piece is considered "reviling."

If Boléro is reviled, it's probably only because it's been overplayed, not because of its inherent qualities.

(Today's Incredibly Obvious Statement has been brought to you by Peter The Obvious.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 12:39:24 PM
I think it is just easy to make fun of, if you are in a mood to be snarky.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 12:56:00 PM
Quote from: San Antone on November 28, 2018, 12:48:29 PM
I used to never listen to Bolero, and then I was at a concert with it on the program and I thought I'd be bored.  But to my surprise it was a very enjoyable listening experience.  I can't help but feel that it loses something via a recording that the live experience has.

All music looses in a recording. I agree Bolero benefits from a sense of novelty, which is why I always pick a recording which is new to me, or which I haven't listened to for a long, long time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 28, 2018, 01:04:35 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 12:39:24 PM
I think it is just easy to make fun of, if you are in a mood to be snarky.

Boléro can be a mesmerising piece of music. Maybe people don't like being mesmerised.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 28, 2018, 02:02:23 PM
LP artwork for the Bolero ... varies widely in quality. Some artwork will mesmerise immediately!

Madame Rubinstein is OK - she did commission the ballet.
(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/129263.jpg)

However...be aware!

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DeIAAOSw~FNUY6ph/s-l500.jpg)(http://www.ad-vinylrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/halle-orchestra-ravel-bolero-600x600.jpg)
(https://www.vinylnet.co.uk/_assets/_user/images/prods/vinylnet_bolerolamer_1401474610818573_01.jpg)(https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images1/1/1110/17/munch-ravel-bolero-rca-1323-sealed-lp_1_421a64edf97b694cd7213ac32a155686.jpg)

Even Maurice himself gets the garish colors treatment!
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51zmRJKnGcL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 02:12:09 PM
I didn't know Herbie did a BPO Bolero with EMI.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 28, 2018, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: George on November 28, 2018, 04:55:52 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt47gpxj2Ol30oU/giphy.gif)

That deserves a 10.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 28, 2018, 07:08:23 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 28, 2018, 06:11:49 PM
It doesn't help that Ravel denigrated his own work:  I believe he called Bolero "orchestral tissue without music".  Anyway, to help nudge this thread back on track I'll present a few of my most disliked Bolero L.P. covers.

(https://i.postimg.cc/PJs27pTR/51-Xlq-R0-WOML-SL500-AA300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Scherchen's performance is novel in that he substitutes a tambour de Basque for the snare drum.  The sound is closer to the tomtom than the crisp sound of the snare drum.  I vaguely remember reading that Ravel composed Bolero with the (as the reviewer for High Fidelity put it) "bouncy" sound of the tambour de Basque in mind.  I believe Ravel's own recording of the work employs the snare drum, however.

Ravel didn't really denigrate Boléro. At first he was extremely satisfied with it, declaring that it was the only composition of his where he felt he had been able to fully realize his intentions. Before long it had taken the concert world by storm and it was played everywhere. The creature had run away from its creator. That's when Ravel changed his mind about the work. While audiences were ecstatic, critics were sometimes scathing. Nicolas Slonimsky wrote a book titled Lexicon of Musical Invective in which he quotes a critic who savaged Boléro. At that point, Ravel was in damage control mode, attempting to tone down the positive reactions on the one hand, and pre-empt attacks on the other.

He was also adamant about how it should be conducted, which didn't go down well with Toscanini and Mengelberg, for example. Some french conductors who programmed it insisted that Ravel himself conduct it, afraid of making mistakes. Clemens Kraus programmed the G major concerto and Boléro in Vienna, a concert attended by Ravel. The conductor was so nervous that, fearful of conducting it too fast, dragged the tempo and ended up enraging the composer. The soloist in the concerto, Marguerite Long, told Ravel: "That'll teach you, you are too demanding !"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on November 28, 2018, 07:09:24 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 28, 2018, 07:04:42 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4xpGmtFW/41-N1h9r-Qiw-L-SL500-AA300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Although this album cover is posted elsewhere on this page above, I'm re-posting it as one of my most hated covers of any work.  I don't much care for the recording, either-- at least on L.P.  This was only my second Bolero L.P. purchase (Bernstein/NYP was my first).  I intensely disliked the woman's taunting expression, didn't understand the flaring match between her lips, and was uncomfortable at the implication that she was naked-- making purchase very awkward for a kid barely out of grade school.  As for the recording, it seemed to give equal prominence to every instrument in the orchestra, giving the impression that the orchestra was strung out across the stage in single file.  The tattoo of the trumpet was particularly objectionable, sounding front and center instead of at the back of the orchestra.  The recording lacked depth.  Finally I didn't like the very end of the work, which I felt overdid the dissonance -- a fault I find in many recordings -- thereby imposing a drag on what should be a shattering, inexorable conclusion.  My uneducated opinion, anyway
Dominatrix.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 28, 2018, 07:30:31 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 28, 2018, 06:11:49 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PJs27pTR/51-Xlq-R0-WOML-SL500-AA300.jpg)

Golly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on November 28, 2018, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 28, 2018, 08:05:30 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/dVcmKkk2/0002694765.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)share pic online (https://postimages.org/)

For the curious this RCA CD from 2000 is still available and relatively cheap.  It has three complete recordings--Munch, Koussevitzky (1930), Mata-- and seven desecrations.  The Mata/Dallas Symphony is closest to my ideal.  The Fiedler/Boston Pops is a brutal abridgement, and the rest can go to hell.
Bolero hell was probably started by founding resident Tomita.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 10:20:30 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 28, 2018, 06:36:18 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/0yj5jb13/R-10459700-1531992495-1836-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

This 1980 L.P. was issued as a cash grab in the wake of the success of the sleazy sex comedy, "10".

Agree about the LP release, I'm not sure I'd characterize the film "10" as sleazy. It had a clever plot, unlike the followup, "Bolero."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on November 28, 2018, 10:22:41 PM
Quote from: pjme on November 28, 2018, 02:02:23 PM
LP artwork for the Bolero ... varies widely in quality. Some artwork will mesmerise immediately!

Madame Rubinstein is OK - she did commission the ballet.
(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/129263.jpg)

Oh, didn't know about that one. Maazel/Orchestre National de France/Columbia (Sony), same personnel as one of my favorite recordings of The Planets.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51NjP415bGL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 29, 2018, 03:19:36 AM
Quote from: André on November 28, 2018, 07:08:23 PM
He was also adamant about how it should be conducted, which didn't go down well with Toscanini and Mengelberg, for example. Some french conductors who programmed it insisted that Ravel himself conduct it, afraid of making mistakes. Clemens Kraus programmed the G major concerto and Boléro in Vienna, a concert attended by Ravel. The conductor was so nervous that, fearful of conducting it too fast, dragged the tempo and ended up enraging the composer. The soloist in the concerto, Marguerite Long, told Ravel: "That'll teach you, you are too demanding !"

The Nichols biography of Ravel conveys that he was pretty demanding for all of his pieces and extremely difficult to please. So it's not really a trait particular to Bolero, just that a particularly famous piece is going to be a prominent example of his finicky demands.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on December 02, 2018, 03:00:53 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ChqPorkCL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2018, 12:57:53 PM
Quote from: The new erato on December 02, 2018, 03:00:53 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ChqPorkCL.jpg)

What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 02, 2018, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: The new erato on December 02, 2018, 03:00:53 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ChqPorkCL.jpg)

Awkward. They're holding musical instruments, but the tone is more like the viewer has stumbled across the hideout of somewhat drugged-up hippies who've grabbed the nearest thing to hand and are considering whether to try attacking you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 02, 2018, 06:44:48 PM
Photographer: "Smile!"
Artists: "Don't fucking tell me what to do!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 02, 2018, 07:13:02 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 02, 2018, 06:26:43 PM
Awkward. They're holding musical instruments, but the tone is more like the viewer has stumbled across the hideout of somewhat drugged-up hippies who've grabbed the nearest thing to hand and are considering whether to try attacking you.

Fresh skin for the new drum head, fresh bone for the new recorder.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 02, 2018, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on December 02, 2018, 06:44:48 PM
Photographer: "Smile!"
Artists: "Don't fucking tell me what to do!"

Hehe.

They look more like an indie pop duo who have just discovered "world music".

They might want to call themselves The Miserableists. Or maybe The Downers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 04, 2018, 04:47:30 PM
Nominated for the thread because the photographer presents us with a one legged man (center) and a man with two left feet, each with a different sort of footwear (extreme right).
(The photograph despite these eccentricities is relevant to the opera's storyline.)
(https://www.supraphon.com/public/photo/300x300/2/3/1932.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 04, 2018, 06:33:29 PM
Quote from: JBS on December 04, 2018, 04:47:30 PM
Nominated for the thread because the photographer presents us with a one legged man (center) and a man with two left feet, each with a different sort of footwear (extreme right).
(The photograph despite these eccentricities is relevant to the opera's storyline.)
(https://www.supraphon.com/public/photo/300x300/2/3/1932.jpg)

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 05, 2018, 05:48:13 PM
Quote from: Brian on October 07, 2018, 01:37:49 PM
This is pretty decent looking!

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51FPp9aLMvL.jpg)

Too bad the blue Pacific shown in the photo is in Greece.

Found another picture of that vista.
Shipwreck Bay
Zakynthos.
Romantic sounding name, until you learn...

It seems the ship whose shipwreck gave its name to the bay was smuggling cigarettes and came to grief in the 1980s.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on December 15, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/94/2/2/709.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 15, 2018, 08:22:32 AM
Quote from: Todd on December 15, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/94/2/2/709.jpg)

Some folks perhaps find that cover nostalgic, but I am too young for that.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2018, 01:50:41 PM
Quote from: Todd on December 15, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/94/2/2/709.jpg)

After I stopped laughing, having marvelling at the creativity of the forum members here at making mock covers, I thought, "Wait. What? That's real?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 15, 2018, 06:34:51 PM
The one with the second Darren is the fake.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on December 17, 2018, 11:29:29 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Z62xNjWBL.jpg)

Courtesy of the Budapest Music Centre
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 17, 2018, 12:14:57 PM
"Sex sells".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 17, 2018, 12:45:33 PM
Quote from: André on December 17, 2018, 11:29:29 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Z62xNjWBL.jpg)

Courtesy of the Budapest Music Centre

What?

I mean, what?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on December 17, 2018, 01:03:31 PM
From the Brexit thread.
Makes me want to throw up:
(//)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on December 17, 2018, 05:26:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 17, 2018, 12:45:33 PM
What?

I mean, what?

Well, there is a connection of sorts I guess. One of the works is Strauss' Metamorphoses. The lady in the foreground seems to be fervently wishing she will morph into the lady in the background... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 17, 2018, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: André on December 17, 2018, 05:26:18 PM
Well, there is a connection of sorts I guess. One of the works is Strauss' Metamorphoses. The lady in the foreground seems to be fervently wishing she will morph into the lady in the background... ;)

Hehe.

A commendable effort in trying to find a connection there.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on December 18, 2018, 03:57:27 AM
Quote from: André on December 17, 2018, 05:26:18 PM
Well, there is a connection of sorts I guess. One of the works is Strauss' Metamorphoses. The lady in the foreground seems to be fervently wishing she will morph into the lady in the background... ;)

Or the lady in the background will morph into the lady in the foreground in due time.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 22, 2018, 10:19:03 AM
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/12/2ED4325D0A794998AC359C8F1CC7282A.jpg?resize=580%2C568&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2018, 01:15:53 PM
Quote from: Ken B on December 22, 2018, 10:19:03 AM
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/12/2ED4325D0A794998AC359C8F1CC7282A.jpg?resize=580%2C568&ssl=1)

Oh, that's beautiful.

Update: I discovered the creator of that magnificent cover is Chris Shapan, a chap who has made plenty of book and album covers.

Behold:

http://naturtreenspicerx.pw/Cris-Shapan-is-amazing-Funny-Stuff-t.html (http://naturtreenspicerx.pw/Cris-Shapan-is-amazing-Funny-Stuff-t.html)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 22, 2018, 11:09:40 PM
Yeah, had my doubts that was real.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on December 22, 2018, 11:32:16 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 22, 2018, 11:09:40 PM
Yeah, had my doubts that was real.
Yeah. I mean, Sean Connery on Decca? He was an EMI guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on December 23, 2018, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: Ken B on December 22, 2018, 11:32:16 PM
Yeah. I mean, Sean Connery on Decca? He was an EMI guy.

The one audio recording I know by Sean Connery is indeed Decca.

(https://www.popsike.com/pix/20160915/361730957957.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on December 25, 2018, 05:04:26 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ky%2B7di9SL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 25, 2018, 08:21:08 PM
reminds me of this, which is even tackier:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JEtjeeqxL._SS500.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ghost of Baron Scarpia on December 25, 2018, 08:41:25 PM
Quote from: André on December 25, 2018, 05:04:26 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ky%2B7di9SL.jpg)

For a rock album, it seems to be par for the course.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on December 26, 2018, 06:42:08 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2018, 01:15:53 PM
Oh, that's beautiful.

Update: I discovered the creator of that magnificent cover is Chris Shapan, a chap who has made plenty of book and album covers.

Behold:

http://naturtreenspicerx.pw/Cris-Shapan-is-amazing-Funny-Stuff-t.html (http://naturtreenspicerx.pw/Cris-Shapan-is-amazing-Funny-Stuff-t.html)


I'm partial to this piece from Mr Shapan:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/b7/fa/2fb7fa136db8497c89ae2a990714cd47.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 27, 2018, 02:03:32 AM
Quote from: Ken B on December 22, 2018, 10:19:03 AM
(https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2018/12/2ED4325D0A794998AC359C8F1CC7282A.jpg?resize=580%2C568&ssl=1)

That must be the most comical cover art I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 27, 2018, 03:09:16 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 27, 2018, 02:03:32 AM
That must be the most comical cover art I have ever seen.

Which was exactly the intention of the person who created it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on January 16, 2019, 08:17:01 PM
Could've been a poster for a late-night Cinemax movie from 20 years ago...


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61tJffH-x8L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 16, 2019, 09:51:32 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on January 16, 2019, 08:17:01 PM
Could've been a poster for a late-night Cinemax movie from 20 years ago...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61tJffH-x8L.jpg)

I thought it was the British heavy metal band UFO (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(band)), and the Michael mentioned on the cover was the band's guitarist Michael Schenker (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schenker).

(http://www.tokyomusicjapan.com/auction/UFOdrillLD.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on January 20, 2019, 04:23:19 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qq1yNqNS/e9e6bc026d4dc604fc79e89e0efad769.jpg)

Regardless of time/money budget or circumstances, artistic demands, considerations given to all substrates potentially being used, and no matter who shot it, it's a terrible, terrible thing. Even the swan looks embarrassed. And the irony is, there's an unintentional better job of disguising that swan's beak (via posing it foreshortened) than the clumsy method of hiding Khatia's nose behind her hair.

For what it's worth, I'd have flattened everything with a combo of low lighting ratio and long focal length and quickly got the shot. And then taken her for a drink. That's not a joke. 8) Although if George is reading this, then yes, it's entirely dependant on her not having rollerskates hidden under that dress.  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 20, 2019, 04:42:17 PM
Quote from: NikF on January 20, 2019, 04:23:19 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/qq1yNqNS/e9e6bc026d4dc604fc79e89e0efad769.jpg)

Regardless of time/money budget or circumstances, artistic demands, considerations given to all substrates potentially being used, and no matter who shot it, it's a terrible, terrible thing. Even the swan looks embarrassed. And the irony is, there's an unintentional better job of disguising that swan's beak (via posing it foreshortened) than the clumsy method of hiding Khatia's nose behind her hair.

For what it's worth, I'd have flattened everything with a combo of low lighting ratio and long focal length and quickly got the shot. And then taken her for a drink. That's not a joke. 8) Although if George is reading this, then yes, it's entirely dependant on her not having rollerskates hidden under that dress.  ;D

I see that kind of image and wonder who exactly plays a piano in the middle of the woods.

My problem with cover is a different one.  My first impulse was to think either the composer or the pianist was someone named Lisztkhatia. My second impulse was to think Lisztkhatia was the name of a work by the hitherto unknown composer Franz  Buniatishvili. Only on the third try did my brain correctly unscramble composer and performer names.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on January 20, 2019, 04:54:13 PM
Quote from: JBS on January 20, 2019, 04:42:17 PM
I see that kind of image and wonder who exactly plays a piano in the middle of the woods.

My problem with cover is a different one.  My first impulse was to think either the composer or the pianist was someone named Lisztkhatia. My second impulse was to think Lisztkhatia was the name of a work by the hitherto unknown composer Franz  Buniatishvili. Only on the third try did my brain correctly unscramble composer and performer names.

Yeah, and I know people complain about time and money being a pressure, but there's a reason good pros from different fields can both make the time and then make the most of that time so everything comes together to the standard required.
And that particular font would be better suited if she was playing in a warehouse while surrounded by wooden packing crates, because then it would at worst be a particularly obvious cliche to employ.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on January 20, 2019, 07:20:04 PM
Quote from: George on January 20, 2019, 06:58:42 PM
;D :D ;D

And I would be mighty jealous of you, for I do have a sizable crush on her.

She's very womanly indeed. Even allowing for the fact she's probably been performing in public from a young age and also taking into account any media training, she always gives the impression she's completely comfortable with herself - including sashaying to the piano stool with an easy provocative charm - and that's so attractive in itself. And if it puts a roof over her head, food on her table, and exposes people to music perhaps otherwise inaccessible to them, then more power to her.  8)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 20, 2019, 07:45:41 PM
Maybe the original poster deleted it, but I couldn't see what you folks had been talking for the last five posts. (I've added them below for context.)

It took a bit of searching, but this is what you're talking about:

(http://www.keowell.com/covers/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/81L3MpTK8dL._SL1429_.jpg)

Quote from: NikF on January 20, 2019, 04:23:19 PMRegardless of time/money budget or circumstances, artistic demands, considerations given to all substrates potentially being used, and no matter who shot it, it's a terrible, terrible thing. Even the swan looks embarrassed. And the irony is, there's an unintentional better job of disguising that swan's beak (via posing it foreshortened) than the clumsy method of hiding Khatia's nose behind her hair.

For what it's worth, I'd have flattened everything with a combo of low lighting ratio and long focal length and quickly got the shot. And then taken her for a drink. That's not a joke. 8) Although if George is reading this, then yes, it's entirely dependant on her not having rollerskates hidden under that dress.  ;D


Quote from: JBS on January 20, 2019, 04:42:17 PM
I see that kind of image and wonder who exactly plays a piano in the middle of the woods.

My problem with cover is a different one.  My first impulse was to think either the composer or the pianist was someone named Lisztkhatia. My second impulse was to think Lisztkhatia was the name of a work by the hitherto unknown composer Franz  Buniatishvili. Only on the third try did my brain correctly unscramble composer and performer names.


Quote from: NikF on January 20, 2019, 04:54:13 PM
Yeah, and I know people complain about time and money being a pressure, but there's a reason good pros from different fields can both make the time and then make the most of that time so everything comes together to the standard required.
And that particular font would be better suited if she was playing in a warehouse while surrounded by wooden packing crates, because then it would at worst be a particularly obvious cliche to employ.


Quote from: George on January 20, 2019, 06:58:42 PM
;D :D ;D

And I would be mighty jealous of you, for I do have a sizable crush on her.


Quote from: NikF on January 20, 2019, 07:20:04 PM
She's very womanly indeed. Even allowing for the fact she's probably been performing in public from a young age and also taking into account any media training, she always gives the impression she's completely comfortable with herself - including sashaying to the piano stool with an easy provocative charm - and that's so attractive in itself. And if it puts a roof over her head, food on her table, and exposes people to music perhaps otherwise inaccessible to them, then more power to her.  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on January 20, 2019, 07:50:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 20, 2019, 07:45:41 PM
Maybe the original poster deleted it, but I couldn't find what you folks had been talking for the last five posts. (I've added them below for context.)

It took a bit of searching, but this is what you're talking about:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e6/bc/e9e6bc026d4dc604fc79e89e0efad769.jpg)

Cheers, mate. I didn't delete it (well, not on purpose) but postimages.org defaults to 24 hour expirations sometimes. And thanks for the repost.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 20, 2019, 07:54:30 PM
Quote from: NikF on January 20, 2019, 07:50:11 PM
Cheers, mate. I didn't delete it (well, not on purpose) but postimages.org defaults to 24 hour expirations sometimes. And thanks for the repost.

No problem.

By the way, if you join up with Postimage.org (https://postimages.org/) your images will stay there.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF on January 20, 2019, 07:58:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 20, 2019, 07:54:30 PM
No problem.

By the way, if you join up with Postimage.org (https://postimages.org/) your images will stay there.

Cool. I'd no idea. Thanks again.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 02, 2019, 04:16:55 PM
I just saw this over at the George Lloyd thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,297.msg1207448.html#msg1207448):


(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/34061031628.jpg?1438599715)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on April 02, 2019, 05:34:47 PM
How about any cd cover with a picture of Nigel Kennedy:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81l1cK9UA8L._AC_UL654_FMwebp_QL65_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/812trL5+7KL._AC_UL654_FMwebp_QL65_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71qKspr7pTL._AC_UL654_FMwebp_QL65_.jpg)

The guy just looks freaky.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on April 03, 2019, 12:40:31 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 02, 2019, 04:16:55 PM
I just saw this over at the George Lloyd thread (http://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,297.msg1207448.html#msg1207448):


(https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/34061031628.jpg?1438599715)

Yes, it's pretty bad I agree. Coincidentally I've just been playing the CD with great pleasure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on April 03, 2019, 12:43:32 AM
This is an old favourite but worth a reappearance I think.
A Prophet straight out of Monty Python's 'Life of Brian':
(//)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on April 04, 2019, 12:52:35 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on April 03, 2019, 12:43:32 AM
A Prophet straight out of Monty Python's 'Life of Brian':

Of course! I recall him prophesizing: "there shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, errrrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things. At this time, the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril ...".  :D
https://www.youtube.com/v/QqaQ_Bhgmrc
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on April 12, 2019, 06:46:17 AM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)
Nice ! Did the booklet give credit as to who they belong to?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on April 12, 2019, 06:48:33 AM
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on April 12, 2019, 06:46:17 AM
Nice ! Did the booklet give credit as to who they belong to?
It stats Clara Haskil in tiny print.... :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on April 12, 2019, 07:07:15 AM
Quote from: ritter on April 12, 2019, 06:48:33 AM
It stats Clara Haskil in tiny print.... :D
Doubtful, more like Yuja Wang maybe?

(https://media2.fdncms.com/rochester/imager/u/slideshow/2777749/yujawang1_erichcampingphotocredit.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on April 12, 2019, 07:46:04 AM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)


haha, he said lick. (said in my best Beavis voice)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: PerfectWagnerite on April 12, 2019, 07:49:44 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on April 12, 2019, 07:46:04 AM

haha, he said lick. (said in my best Beavis voice)
Hey Beavis, what rhymes with "lick"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on April 12, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/718W0HAcOaL.jpg)
"Mr. Dunford, this is a small cheap camera so we need you to lean back as far as you can so we can all of you into the image."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: GanChan on April 12, 2019, 12:13:47 PM
There's always "Salome, Evil Queen of Mars"....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81AeD0J1UPL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 12, 2019, 01:55:38 PM
Love it.

Quote from: JBS on April 12, 2019, 10:48:28 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/718W0HAcOaL.jpg)
"Mr. Dunford, this is a small cheap camera so we need you to lean back as far as you can so we can all of you into the image."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on April 12, 2019, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)

If you open out the gatefold cover you'll see she's playing the piano upside-down in a nod to the movie Amadeus.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 12, 2019, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)

Look, some people really enjoy piano concertos. As long as it's between consenting adults in private, I don't mind.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on April 12, 2019, 07:28:55 PM
Quote from: Madiel on April 12, 2019, 07:05:06 PM
Look, some people really enjoy piano concertos. As long as it's between consenting adults in private, I don't mind.
But they do these concertos in public. And they charge admission!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on June 04, 2019, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 04, 2019, 07:29:24 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BbTVKBDR/MI0001111326.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Never understood why Kaplan was given a clown nose.
$$$
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on June 04, 2019, 08:22:22 PM
He's waving his Harry Potter wand at his glasses and turning them into contact lenses.

They've captured the moment mid-magic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on June 04, 2019, 09:34:30 PM
Quote from: GanChan on April 12, 2019, 12:13:47 PM
There's always "Salome, Evil Queen of Mars"....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81AeD0J1UPL._SL1200_.jpg)
I LOVE this cover!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: NikF4 on June 12, 2019, 05:34:37 AM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)

You're right.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 12, 2019, 11:18:39 PM
That Salome cover was a shocker, the plastic wall and nylon wig reminded me of Hammer horror stills. And in LP format the photo was BIG.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on June 12, 2019, 11:23:04 PM
Birgit Nillsen doing a Dance Of The Seven Veils...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on June 12, 2019, 11:23:42 PM
Quote from: Brian on April 12, 2019, 06:18:46 AM
I'm not saying I dislike the image (I see you, IKEA lamp), but it doesn't make a damn lick of sense.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/5099751881827.jpg)
This one is crying out for reverse angle!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: knight66 on June 12, 2019, 11:27:53 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on June 12, 2019, 11:23:04 PM
Birgit Nillsen doing a Dance Of The Seven Veils...

Possibly less gruesome than Caballe dancing it, which is on Youtube. Luckily, no visuals on CD. and the Caballe version with Leinsdorf is well worth a whirl.

Mike
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2019, 12:10:23 AM
Quote from: Ken B on April 12, 2019, 07:28:55 PM
And they charge admission!

Otherwise, I guess, it'd just be indecent exposure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2019, 12:12:40 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on April 12, 2019, 02:52:33 PM
If you open out the gatefold cover you'll see she's playing the piano upside-down in a nod to the movie Amadeus.

Classy!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2019, 12:14:40 AM
Quote from: knight66 on June 12, 2019, 11:18:39 PM
And in LP format the photo was BIG.

So that one would know the real reason why Herod finally budged.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 14, 2019, 04:03:29 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 14, 2019, 02:29:10 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mrjv9y3N/4793976.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Lighting and angles have made his hand (I assume it's his hand) VERY odd indeed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 29, 2019, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 29, 2019, 02:07:45 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BbSY8djb/4ff6dbdc50b966d716ae242812b72cbc-orig.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Man oh man, that's bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on June 29, 2019, 06:10:52 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/20/70/29/2070295283f5e23f24f60ba8cdb205bf--video-player-bad-album.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on June 29, 2019, 06:16:36 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71JVjBVwA1L._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on July 03, 2019, 03:54:37 AM
Quote from: GanChan on April 12, 2019, 12:13:47 PM
There's always "Salome, Evil Queen of Mars"....
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81AeD0J1UPL._SL1200_.jpg)
Always thought Solti was a male.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on July 03, 2019, 09:44:19 AM
Quote from: Christo on July 03, 2019, 03:54:37 AM
Always thought Solti was a male.
That's Birgit Nilsson as Salome..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 03, 2019, 10:28:44 AM
Quote from: North Star on July 03, 2019, 09:44:19 AM
That's Birgit Nilsson as Salome..
Always thought Birgit Nilsson was a female... ;D

Good evening, Karlo!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Christo on July 04, 2019, 12:15:44 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 03, 2019, 10:28:44 AM
Always thought Birgit Nilsson was a female... ;D

Good evening, Karlo!
:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: North Star on July 04, 2019, 08:36:37 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 03, 2019, 10:28:44 AM
Always thought Birgit Nilsson was a female... ;D

Good evening, Karlo!
Hah!

Good afternoon, Rafael!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SymphonicAddict on July 05, 2019, 01:52:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VZkT1We.jpg)

Baroque? or perhaps, Barock?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 05, 2019, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: SymphonicAddict on July 05, 2019, 01:52:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VZkT1We.jpg)

Baroque? or perhaps, Barock?

I'm guessing the title is meant to be edgy, but to me it's silly.

That title would be better off on a black/doom/stoner/power metal band album cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 30, 2019, 04:28:11 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/818jHK3AmoL._SX522_.jpg)

This cd is brought to you by Ex-Lax.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 30, 2019, 08:59:01 AM
I must have seen this face before!

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Xaver_Messerschmidt

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Emotions_X.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Messerschmidt%2C_Yawning.jpg)

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2011/jan/28/franz-xaver-messerschmidt-review

https://taleslikeart.com/messerschmidt-at-belvedere/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on July 30, 2019, 10:13:26 AM
Quote from: pjme on July 30, 2019, 08:59:01 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Messerschmidt%2C_Yawning.jpg)

[asin]B000026XSY[/asin] (RIP Keith Flint)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SymphonicAddict on July 30, 2019, 10:44:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AAWYaUN.jpg)

I wouldn't claim it is a bad artwork at all  ;) :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 31, 2019, 12:27:03 AM
Quote from: SymphonicAddict on July 30, 2019, 10:44:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AAWYaUN.jpg)

I wouldn't claim it is a bad artwork at all  ;) :P

Actually it's a very good one. Compare with this:

(https://cosmomusic.ca/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/B/I/BIVIZEVVLN44_1_3.jpg)

;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on July 31, 2019, 04:27:28 AM
Quote from: pjme on July 30, 2019, 08:59:01 AM
I must have seen this face before!

Yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Xaver_Messerschmidt

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Emotions_X.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Messerschmidt%2C_Yawning.jpg)

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2011/jan/28/franz-xaver-messerschmidt-review

https://taleslikeart.com/messerschmidt-at-belvedere/
I've just seen a face, I can't forget the time or place,-------

na, na, na, nanana.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 05, 2019, 05:22:18 PM
Er...

(https://www.uraniarecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/168-cover-SITO.jpg) (https://www.uraniarecords.com/product/stokowski-conducts-the-century/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on August 05, 2019, 05:27:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 05, 2019, 05:22:18 PM
Er...

(https://www.uraniarecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/168-cover-SITO.jpg) (https://www.uraniarecords.com/product/stokowski-conducts-the-century/)
Maybe someone thought the Ibert piece was Escargots ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 05, 2019, 06:16:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 05, 2019, 05:22:18 PM
Er...

(https://www.uraniarecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/168-cover-SITO.jpg) (https://www.uraniarecords.com/product/stokowski-conducts-the-century/)

On the one hand the execution of the concept is quite good.

On the other the concept itself should have been binned at the planning stage.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 09, 2019, 04:39:57 AM
A once frequent contributor to this tread, my metaphorical subscription lapsed long ago, and going to my newest post took me to page 91, so I don't know if this has been posted before. It probably should have been.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81aHSOUt0%2BL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on August 09, 2019, 07:46:11 PM
Well, welcome back, KevinP!

That's an awfully large image you've got there ... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 09, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: KevinP on August 09, 2019, 04:39:57 AM
A once frequent contributor to this tread, my metaphorical subscription lapsed long ago, and going to my newest post took me to page 91, so I don't know if this has been posted before. It probably should have been.


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81aHSOUt0%2BL._SL1500_.jpg)

I thought that was a made-up image (thanks to someone having fun with Photoshop), but...

It's real:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hovhaness-Symphony-Prayer-Gregory-Rubaiyat/dp/B0009XT84W (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hovhaness-Symphony-Prayer-Gregory-Rubaiyat/dp/B0009XT84W)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on August 09, 2019, 08:29:30 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 09, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
I thought that was a made-up image (thanks to someone having fun with Photoshop), but...

It's real:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hovhaness-Symphony-Prayer-Gregory-Rubaiyat/dp/B0009XT84W (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hovhaness-Symphony-Prayer-Gregory-Rubaiyat/dp/B0009XT84W)

Yes, I believe our vandermolen has mentioned this one before (in a different thread), panning Michael York's narration.

I am so glad that flipped-up collar thing never really caught on ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 11, 2019, 02:56:25 PM
I posted that from my phone, so I had no idea how big it was until now.

But every time I see it, I think: golf magazine cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 11, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Plus it's so garish you don't realise the awkwardness of:
Trombone
Christian Lindberg
soloist
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 11, 2019, 03:54:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 09, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
I thought that was a made-up image (thanks to someone having fun with Photoshop), but...

Quote from: KevinP on August 11, 2019, 02:56:25 PM
But every time I see it, I think: golf magazine cover.

(https://i.ibb.co/4NPQfjj/coverart.jpg) (https://ibb.co/HgnJ2rr)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 11, 2019, 04:49:26 PM
Much improved.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 11, 2019, 06:02:14 PM
Quote from: KevinP on August 11, 2019, 04:49:26 PM
Much improved.

I doubt Tiger Woods is anywhere near as good a narrator.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on August 13, 2019, 06:14:14 AM
This one just makes me sad. The poor guy. Putting his trust in the production company and photographer...
   [asin]B07RF4KTHP[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 13, 2019, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on August 13, 2019, 06:14:14 AM
This one just makes me sad. The poor guy. Putting his trust in the production company and photographer...
   [asin]B07RF4KTHP[/asin]

Be like Bernhard, boys and girls. Be a tree.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 13, 2019, 05:40:02 PM
I feel sorry for the birds he's aiming at,
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 16, 2019, 03:44:54 PM
When I first saw this, I thought it was silly for the guy on the left to be facing the other way. But the more I looked at the cover, the worse it got.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71TLH6ys7aL._SX522_.jpg)

My complaints:

1. The guy on the left facing the other way.
2. There's too much purple covering a black-and-white photo.
3. That purple is actually a sneaker sole imprint.
4. And that underscore between "irvin" and "epoque" can go away anytime it likes.

I must say that this album cover ended up annoying me more than I thought it would when I simply saw the guy on the left.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 26, 2019, 09:45:29 AM
Here's quite an invitation:

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/0710357773020.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 26, 2019, 12:57:52 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 26, 2019, 09:45:29 AM
Here's quite an invitation:

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/0710357773020.jpg)

Here is a small blank square.

I'm getting the same on your latest post in New Releases.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 26, 2019, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: Madiel on August 26, 2019, 12:57:52 PM
Here is a small blank square.

I'm getting the same on your latest post in New Releases.
Apparently some ISPs are blocking Naxos because its security certificate has lapsed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 26, 2019, 02:06:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 26, 2019, 09:45:29 AM
Here's quite an invitation:

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/0710357773020.jpg)

Is this the cover?

(https://picscdn.redblue.de/doi/pixelboxx-mss-82067004/fee_786_587_png/Martin-Jones---Discover-Karol-Szymanowski---%28CD%29)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on August 26, 2019, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 16, 2019, 03:44:54 PM
When I first saw this, I thought it was silly for the guy on the left to be facing the other way. But the more I looked at the cover, the worse it got.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71TLH6ys7aL._SX522_.jpg)

My complaints:

1. The guy on the left facing the other way.
2. There's too much purple covering a black-and-white photo.
3. That purple is actually a sneaker sole imprint.
4. And that underscore between "irvin" and "epoque" can go away anytime it likes.

I must say that this album cover ended up annoying me more than I thought it would when I simply saw the guy on the left.
I remember that album. That was the source of the Brian Epstein is dead rumor.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 27, 2019, 05:47:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 26, 2019, 02:06:33 PM
Is this the cover?

(https://picscdn.redblue.de/doi/pixelboxx-mss-82067004/fee_786_587_png/Martin-Jones---Discover-Karol-Szymanowski---%28CD%29)
Yes!

Hopefully Naxos renews their security certificate soon. That's a genuine issue. Looks like my Chrome browser now blocks their marketing/distro site.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on August 31, 2019, 04:52:52 AM
Hmmm. Birth, fecundity, beauty springing forth from the seed...sprouting potato? Something not quite working here.
(https://www.dibpic.com/uploads/posts/2019-08/1567235302_folder.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 31, 2019, 04:19:07 PM
Quote from: Mookalafalas on August 31, 2019, 04:52:52 AM
Hmmm. Birth, fecundity, beauty springing forth from the seed...sprouting potato? Something not quite working here.
(https://www.dibpic.com/uploads/posts/2019-08/1567235302_folder.jpg)

I want to call Bach "Spud Boy" from now on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 31, 2019, 04:23:05 PM
perhaps I should repost my current listening here:

Quote from: SimonNZ on August 31, 2019, 04:15:41 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61v%2B7Uu5kLL._SX355_.jpg)

a curious cover not just for a DHM disc but for one subtitled "The English Consort In Two Parts 1640-1680"

I think it really has more of a Frank Zappa vibe to it
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mookalafalas on August 31, 2019, 05:17:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 31, 2019, 04:19:07 PM
I want to call Bach "Spud Boy" from now on.
;D Thanks for the laugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 16, 2019, 03:10:39 PM
Quote from: geralmar on September 16, 2019, 10:16:30 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61IeWwMxjBL._AC_.jpg)
1972

Oh dear.

Quote from: geralmar on September 16, 2019, 10:16:30 AMBernstein's 1958 recording with the New York Philharmonic was superior-- plus it had a better jacket illustration:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81IxCu8G3zL._SL1500_.jpg)

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 17, 2019, 12:33:49 AM
I prefer the one with Stravinsky's head!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 17, 2019, 04:19:25 AM
Quote from: geralmar on September 16, 2019, 10:16:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8P4bxz1C/51-UMv-Y2-Sq-ZL-SX466.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I think this is good. Definitely not something I would call "worst looking artwork"...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 17, 2019, 08:35:19 AM
Well, the LSO cover does make it seem as if the sacrifice is being made to the Great God Igor!

There's also the oddity that the line of elders emerging from the forest on the right look like a group of Chasidic rabbis.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: j winter on September 17, 2019, 12:50:32 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 17, 2019, 04:19:25 AM
I think this is good. Definitely not something I would call "worst looking artwork"...

Yeah, it's more odd than bad.  Some of those 70's LP covers were very odd... I was recently ripping a Leopold Stokowski set to mp3, and came across the cover art for his (awesome) Mahler 2:

(https://img.discogs.com/aaYecrLNje5uwJIpLiUPJ-pHFJI=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-5948505-1407109289-8518.jpeg.jpg)

It doesn't offend me or anything, but I am a bit confused....


Edit:  Here's another picture, apologies, they're both pretty poor quality...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1kIdvf2nSL.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 17, 2019, 02:23:32 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 17, 2019, 04:19:25 AM
I think this is good. Definitely not something I would call "worst looking artwork"...

To me it would be far better without the head. I can only think it was done in an era where Stravinsky was sufficiently famous and recognisable that they thought having an image of Stravinsky would enhance sales.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 17, 2019, 03:12:10 PM
Try this (from Discogs (https://www.discogs.com/Leopold-Stokowski-Brigitte-Fassbaender-Margaret-PriceLondon-Symphony-Orchestra-And-Chorus-Stokowski-/master/771758)):

(https://img.discogs.com/1jMm_ONj8YBcDz8aiXvCLraIrao=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5948505-1407109289-8518.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 17, 2019, 03:30:26 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 17, 2019, 03:12:10 PM
Try this (from Discogs (https://www.discogs.com/Leopold-Stokowski-Brigitte-Fassbaender-Margaret-PriceLondon-Symphony-Orchestra-And-Chorus-Stokowski-/master/771758)):

(https://img.discogs.com/1jMm_ONj8YBcDz8aiXvCLraIrao=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5948505-1407109289-8518.jpeg.jpg)

The figures from Michelangelo's Last Judgment fit. But I have no idea of what that sculpted head is supposed to mean. It may be one of Michelangelo's unfinished statues...there are several of them, after all. And I have no idea of what that thing in front of the sculpted head is.  A misshaped banana?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 17, 2019, 11:09:02 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 17, 2019, 04:19:25 AM
I think this is good. Definitely not something I would call "worst looking artwork"...

It's intriguing. I don't dislike it.
Two thoughts:
(1) Although the art style is very different, what popped immediately into my mind was the Yellow Submarine movie.
(2) I actually thought that was Gandhi.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 18, 2019, 02:06:31 PM
Quote from: Madiel on September 17, 2019, 02:23:32 PM
To me it would be far better without the head. I can only think it was done in an era where Stravinsky was sufficiently famous and recognisable that they thought having an image of Stravinsky would enhance sales.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 18, 2019, 02:25:46 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 18, 2019, 02:06:31 PM


Rousseau paintings have been used the ROS frequently. Just an extra head. Pedestrian IMO but not bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 18, 2019, 03:01:57 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 18, 2019, 02:06:31 PM


Yep, I like that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on September 18, 2019, 06:38:22 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71-T58rk2qL._SY425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 18, 2019, 07:00:13 PM
Quote from: Todd on September 18, 2019, 06:38:22 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71-T58rk2qL._SY425_.jpg)

It actually is not a bad concept...but didn't anyone remember that because of the, er, surgical operation Signor Farinelli underwent as a youth, he would have been unable to grow a beard?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 18, 2019, 07:12:43 PM
Quote from: JBS on September 18, 2019, 07:00:13 PM
It actually is not a bad concept...but didn't anyone remember that because of the, er, surgical operation Signor Farinelli underwent as a youth, he would have been unable to grow a beard?

It's really very strange. It certainly is an ugly cover. And as you say objectively a beard is *exactly* wrong. And yet it somehow fits Farinelli, and I understood the concept instantly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on September 18, 2019, 08:26:11 PM
Although it is hardly a "worst" cover, I never liked the 1960 album cover for the Ormandy Carmina Burana.  It looked to me like the artist arbitrarily clipped pictures from various magazines then sloppily glued them to a canvas:

(https://i.postimg.cc/HWB39MLT/51-GUOd-Ksq1-L-SL500-AA300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Nevertheless it was infinitely superior to the 1981 reissue, when the recording was relegated to just another in Columbia's line of hideous "newspaper" themed bargain records:

(https://i.postimg.cc/dQfw34yC/R-7063561-1482953452-2891-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I had (and still have) a number of these L.P.s and it was very difficult to distinguish one record from another without studying the jacket cover.  Very annoying when attempting to quickly locate a particular album in the series.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 18, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Quote from: geralmar on September 18, 2019, 08:06:48 PM
Except that is NOT Cecilia Bartoli.
Then human cloning is more advanced than I knew! Or are you suggesting it is really Farinelli?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 18, 2019, 11:18:23 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 18, 2019, 11:56:51 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 18, 2019, 11:18:23 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst

It is definitely not Conchita.

It's simply Cecilia Bartoli with photo manipulation and/or makeup. I mean for goodness sake, if we can turn Andy Serkis into Gollum we can make Cecilia look like that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 19, 2019, 12:01:26 AM
It's not Conchita but looks inspired by his/her look. (Certainly not by any historical likeness of a Castrato.) I also think it is Bartoli with a fake beard (or photoshopped).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 19, 2019, 01:11:48 AM
The cover only makes sense if it's her.

It looks like her, look at the nose.

Go to her site and see videos promoting the album showing her with such a beard.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 19, 2019, 02:34:45 AM
Quote from: geralmar on September 18, 2019, 08:26:11 PM
Although it is hardly a "worst" cover, I never liked the 1960 album cover for the Ormandy Carmina Burana.  It looked to me like the artist arbitrarily clipped pictures from various magazines then sloppily glued them to a canvas:

(https://i.postimg.cc/HWB39MLT/51-GUOd-Ksq1-L-SL500-AA300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Indeed glued together and it is called "collage".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage
I do like that cover !

Couldn't find much about the artist - Philip Featheringill

"CBS Masterworks was making the most intelligent jackets in classical music"

Agreed. And on that note does anyone have any information other than what I have collected about their superlative collage artist Philip Featheringill? I've always enjoyed his work. Apparently he was a mover and shaker in jazz before he settled on doing covers for Columbia Masterworks."
source: http://shellackophile.blogspot.com/2014/06/columbia-lp-covers-1954-57-study-in.html

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 19, 2019, 03:43:43 AM
Quote from: Ken B on September 19, 2019, 01:11:48 AM
The cover only makes sense if it's her.

It looks like her, look at the nose.

Go to her site and see videos promoting the album showing her with such a beard.
It still doesn't make sense because it makes Bartoli look like Conchita Wurst, not like anything close to Farinelli.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on September 19, 2019, 03:49:01 AM
Quote from: pjme on September 19, 2019, 02:34:45 AM
Indeed glued together and it is called "collage".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage
I do like that cover !

Couldn't find much about the artist - Philip Featheringill

"CBS Masterworks was making the most intelligent jackets in classical music"

Agreed. And on that note does anyone have any information other than what I have collected about their superlative collage artist Philip Featheringill? I've always enjoyed his work. Apparently he was a mover and shaker in jazz before he settled on doing covers for Columbia Masterworks."
source: http://shellackophile.blogspot.com/2014/06/columbia-lp-covers-1954-57-study-in.html

I don't know who the quote is from but I beg to differ. I have no examples of Philip Feathergill but I do have other Masterworks covers.

The Szell 'Original Jackets' Mozart box only has one disc - Mozart Piano Quartets' - that is definitely a Masterworks issue and it would qualify in the 'Work Artwork' category. Pity I can't reproduce it here.

The Ormandy OJ box has four examples, three are completely unremarkable though one has a nice photo of Ormandy and Shostakovich. The album of Tchaikovsky 5 has a gruesome cover. The small print says it is 'Concert at the Academy of Music - Eugene Ormandy and The Philadelphia Orchestra'. Oil painting by Martin Jackson. Commissioned by Columbia Records in honor of the 60th Anniversary of the Philadelphia Orchestra. Shame the artist decided to use only one colour - brown.

Bernstein's NYPO Mahler cycle has more bad art. Symphonies No 1 - 5 have truly hideous covers - photo collages by various artists. The rest of the covers are not original and  fairly unremarkable photos of Bernstein apart from No 8 which is an internal view of the Royal Albert Hall and the forces involved in the concert performance that preceded the recording.

The original LP issue of No 7 had a fine photo portrait of LB.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 19, 2019, 05:50:08 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 19, 2019, 03:43:43 AM
It still doesn't make sense because it makes Bartoli look like Conchita Wurst, not like anything close to Farinelli.

I think (or at least I thought until this conversation showed this is far from clear to everyone) we can safely conclude that the art department was merely trying to convey the concept of crossing gender boundaries rather than trying for the kind of literal approach you're referring to.

For one thing, most people wouldn't have the faintest idea what Farinelli looked like (I had to Google whether there are portraits), so making Bartoli look "close to Farinelli" is not going to be a successful marketing strategy. Bartoli still needs to look sufficiently like Bartoli, because Bartoli is a star now and Farinelli is a name people are aware of from centuries ago.

For another, Bartoli is female moving towards male. This does not apply to either Farinelli or Conchita Wurst.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on September 19, 2019, 07:13:47 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 19, 2019, 05:50:08 AM
I think (or at least I thought until this conversation showed this is far from clear to everyone) we can safely conclude that the art department was merely trying to convey the concept of crossing gender boundaries rather than trying for the kind of literal approach you're referring to.

For one thing, most people wouldn't have the faintest idea what Farinelli looked like (I had to Google whether there are portraits), so making Bartoli look "close to Farinelli" is not going to be a successful marketing strategy. Bartoli still needs to look sufficiently like Bartoli, because Bartoli is a star now and Farinelli is a name people are aware of from centuries ago.

For another, Bartoli is female moving towards male. This does not apply to either Farinelli or Conchita Wurst.

Indeed. Some of the comments here are getting very Magritte: céci n'est pas une Bartoli.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 19, 2019, 07:29:07 AM
There was a reasonable successful movie about Farinelli some time ago and the  album has the title Farinelli, so I certainly would not have found it absurd for Bartoli to pose in a powdered whig and 18th century garb.
The only common thing between a neutered male and a bearded female is that they are "gendernonconformist", in other ways they are opposites. In any case, anyone who has had the misfortune to have seen Conchita Wurst in action (and it was somewhat difficult to avoid this on German TV a few years ago) cannot help being reminded of her by that cover.
I am not buying it although admittedly I got somewhat disenchanted with Bartoli's "concept albums" already some time ago after having dutifully bought at least three of them (Vivaldi, Gluck and Steffani).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on September 19, 2019, 10:05:47 AM
Quote from: Biffo on September 19, 2019, 03:49:01 AM


Bernstein's NYPO Mahler cycle has more bad art. Symphonies No 1 - 5 have truly hideous covers - photo collages by various artists. The rest of the covers are not original and  fairly unremarkable photos of Bernstein apart from No 8 which is an internal view of the Royal Albert Hall and the forces involved in the concert performance that preceded the recording.

The original LP issue of No 7 had a fine photo portrait of LB.

The jacket cover for the 6th symphony, posted earlier in the thread, seemed to feature a decapitated garden gnome.

(https://i.postimg.cc/svb7gT05/R-8201438-1494753959-1885-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/svb7gT05)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 19, 2019, 01:44:21 PM
Quote from: Ken B on September 19, 2019, 07:13:47 AM
Indeed. Some of the comments here are getting very Magritte: céci n'est pas une Bartoli.

I came so very close to writing that exact French sentence.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 20, 2019, 03:32:56 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 19, 2019, 07:29:07 AM
In any case, anyone who has had the misfortune to have seen Conchita Wurst in action (and it was somewhat difficult to avoid this on German TV a few years ago) cannot help being reminded of her by that cover.

Indeed.

The cover doesn't fit either Bartoli or Farinelli (we might never know what he looked like, but for reasons obvious enough we know for sure he didn't look like that). As far as I am concerned, this is indeed THE worst CD artwork I've ever seen. Bad taste on stilts.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 20, 2019, 04:39:26 AM
I don't think we need to be more suspicious about contemporary paintings of Farinelli than of those of Handel or Telemann.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Bartolomeo_Nazari_-_Portrait_of_Farinelli_1734_-_Royal_College_of_Music_London.jpg/800px-Bartolomeo_Nazari_-_Portrait_of_Farinelli_1734_-_Royal_College_of_Music_London.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Farinelli_engraving.jpg/800px-Farinelli_engraving.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 20, 2019, 04:48:09 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 20, 2019, 04:39:26 AM
I don't think we need to be more suspicious about contemporary paintings of Farinelli than of those of Handel or Telemann.

We can be suspicious of him, though. Would you buy a used aria from this man?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: j winter on September 20, 2019, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: geralmarquote author=geralmar link=topic=239.msg1233577#msg1233577 date=1568867171]
...Columbia's line of hideous "newspaper" themed bargain records:

(https://i.postimg.cc/dQfw34yC/R-7063561-1482953452-2891-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I had (and still have) a number of these L.P.s and it was very difficult to distinguish one record from another without studying the jacket cover.  Very annoying when attempting to quickly locate a particular album in the series.

Actually, I have a sentimental attachment to those... they were the editions I first encountered and acquired as a kid, so I "imprinted" on many of those recordings.  I collected them, and thought it was neat to build a "set" with matching covers -- I still like to use those covers when I rip these to mp3... the big newsprint letters show up nicely on my phone screen, and it's just a nice bit of nostalgia for me....

Still, I totally get why you dislike them, they aren't the most aesthetically interesting things in the world... I just encountered them at the right time, I guess....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on September 21, 2019, 07:26:48 PM
I always kind of liked those CBS Masterworks covers, too. The big bold headline fonts made you (well, me) want to listen to the music because the cover made it seem so dramatic and important.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on September 30, 2019, 08:01:24 PM
Don't recall if this one has been mentioned or not, but here's one I love to hate:

(https://img.discogs.com/Gu6cSA0pKavi8-yVr2mydMrvoNc=/fit-in/600x524/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1012895-1251103683.jpeg.jpg)

Apparently the whole series, as it was released one disc at a time, featured photos like this. It looks like someone took a photo of Harnoncourt, made a copy of it, then made a copy of the copy, spilled water on it, and then made another copy. Keeps the budget down, I guess.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 01, 2019, 02:51:15 PM
Quote from: Alek Hidell on September 30, 2019, 08:01:24 PM
Don't recall if this one has been mentioned or not, but here's one I love to hate:

(https://img.discogs.com/Gu6cSA0pKavi8-yVr2mydMrvoNc=/fit-in/600x524/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1012895-1251103683.jpeg.jpg)

Apparently the whole series, as it was released one disc at a time, featured photos like this. It looks like someone took a photo of Harnoncourt, made a copy of it, then made a copy of the copy, spilled water on it, and then made another copy. Keeps the budget down, I guess.

I think I know the series you mean.

I went looking for those album covers by simply searching for "Harnoncourt". This, believe it or not, was the first response:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/m4y8ia6WGwE/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 01, 2019, 03:48:08 PM
 ???

Amazing !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ken B on October 01, 2019, 04:05:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 01, 2019, 02:51:15 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/m4y8ia6WGwE/maxresdefault.jpg)
Huh? Isn't that Andrei?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 01, 2019, 04:12:20 PM
Quote from: Ken B on October 01, 2019, 04:05:32 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/m4y8ia6WGwE/maxresdefault.jpg)

Huh? Isn't that Andrei?

That picture appeared at the start of this video obituary for Nikolaus:

https://youtu.be/m4y8ia6WGwE (https://youtu.be/m4y8ia6WGwE)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on November 10, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Md1vW7djL._SY425_.jpg)


Spotted at Amazon and on the MPIMOD Facebook page. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 10, 2019, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Todd on November 10, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Md1vW7djL._SY425_.jpg)


Spotted at Amazon and on the MPIMOD Facebook page.

Golly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 10, 2019, 01:55:25 PM
Quote from: Todd on November 10, 2019, 05:53:27 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Md1vW7djL._SY425_.jpg)


Spotted at Amazon and on the MPIMOD Facebook page.

I just checked to see what the original album was ("Stereo 435 779-2"), and it's this:

(https://img.discogs.com/HVj8nlVnEOAG-l8VozLtkaZaKu8=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7819972-1540854705-6171.jpeg.jpg)

https://www.discogs.com/Ludwig-van-Beethoven-Wiener-Philharmoniker-Leonard-Bernstein-Streichquartette-String-Quartets-Opp-13/release/7819972 (https://www.discogs.com/Ludwig-van-Beethoven-Wiener-Philharmoniker-Leonard-Bernstein-Streichquartette-String-Quartets-Opp-13/release/7819972)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on December 29, 2019, 03:08:38 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/510RBAA41RL.jpg)

Classical music for babies is too easy a target for this thread, but this one is exceptionally bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on December 29, 2019, 03:38:29 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71-T58rk2qL._SX522_.jpg)

It may have appeared here before (apologies if that's the case  :D)...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 29, 2019, 04:05:44 PM
Quote from: KevinP on December 29, 2019, 03:08:38 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/510RBAA41RL.jpg)

Classical music for babies is too easy a target for this thread, but this one is exceptionally bad.


Especially because of what it implies as the anatomical source of Bach's music!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Tsaraslondon on January 10, 2020, 05:08:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PzC8ciF.jpg?1)

Not sure what this is all about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on January 10, 2020, 05:20:03 AM
Quote from: Tsaraslondon on January 10, 2020, 05:08:42 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PzC8ciF.jpg?1)

Not sure what this is all about.

I suppose it's about this:

(http://revistadiapason.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Faure1907.jpg)
;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Tsaraslondon on January 10, 2020, 05:32:00 AM
Ah yes, of course! Now I see the pic of Fauré I get it. Presumably meant to be humorous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Carlo Gesualdo on January 10, 2020, 06:25:50 AM
Don't know for classical album that look so bad, terrible sleeve are into metal genre and Hard-rock, here few I.e Castle form The Netherlands a fine doom-metal album , but the sleeve look design like a 6 years old drawing it's that terrible, what up whit the orange and brown, it's horrible.

What about Live Skull ''pusherman ep LP'' yuck, the drawing is a painting this is so bad, event I would made something better.

What about controversial sleeve , or sleeve that are not of good taste, I heard Scorpion(Germany) had a 13 yrs model naked, this is so wrong, It's a good thing I don't like Scorpion, I had anecdote of fan, that would hesitate buying this, even if die-hard fan.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 10, 2020, 07:16:31 AM
Quote from: Carlo Gesualdo on January 10, 2020, 06:25:50 AM
Don't know for classical album that look so bad, terrible sleeve are into metal genre and Hard-rock, here few I.e Castle form The Netherlands a fine doom-metal album , but the sleeve look design like a 6 years old drawing it's that terrible, what up whit the orange and brown, it's horrible.

What about Live Skull ''pusherman ep LP'' yuck, the drawing is a painting this is so bad, event I would made something better.

What about controversial sleeve , or sleeve that are not of good taste, I heard Scorpion(Germany) had a 13 yrs model naked, this is so wrong, It's a good thing I don't like Scorpion, I had anecdote of fan, that would hesitate buying this, even if die-hard fan.

Scorpions are well known for their sleeves :o.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 11, 2020, 05:27:16 AM
Looking through the Chandos Naxos download sale I came across these disgusting efforts. Yes fair enough they include Penderecki, Schnittke, Ligeti and Crumb - but Beethoven, Bach, Mozart and Schubert? ???.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on January 11, 2020, 08:19:04 AM
I can hardly think of a less appropriate cover image for either symphony:

The same goes for the ghastly 'chocolate box' image for symphonies 3 and 4:
(//)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 17, 2020, 06:10:34 AM
Not really worst, but I suspect that these covers are the exact same image, but reversed and altered in Photoshop. I suspect the culprit is the Scandinavian one - that they've applied various effects and also removed the fence. Anybody have thoughts?

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/FR-707SACD.jpg) (https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CVI017.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on January 17, 2020, 06:58:30 AM
Quote from: ritter on January 10, 2020, 05:20:03 AM
I suppose it's about this:

(http://revistadiapason.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Faure1907.jpg)
;)

and in the spirit of "any publicity is good publicity" a disc is being discussed that otherwise might not have been........?!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 17, 2020, 07:00:39 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 17, 2020, 06:10:34 AM
Not really worst, but I suspect that these covers are the exact same image, but reversed and altered in Photoshop. I suspect the culprit is the Scandinavian one - that they've applied various effects and also removed the fence. Anybody have thoughts?

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/FR-707SACD.jpg) (https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CVI017.jpg)

The leaning trees and shadows certainly look the same. The Scandinavian one has blurring where the other doesn't and you couldn't unblur an image so this seems to be the copy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Ratliff on January 17, 2020, 09:00:48 AM
Quote from: Brian on January 17, 2020, 06:10:34 AM
Not really worst, but I suspect that these covers are the exact same image, but reversed and altered in Photoshop. I suspect the culprit is the Scandinavian one - that they've applied various effects and also removed the fence. Anybody have thoughts?

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/FR-707SACD.jpg) (https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/CVI017.jpg)

They use the same source of stock photos.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 17, 2020, 11:46:03 AM
Quote from: 2dogs on January 17, 2020, 07:00:39 AM
The leaning trees and shadows certainly look the same. The Scandinavian one has blurring where the other doesn't and you couldn't unblur an image so this seems to be the copy.

The long horizontal tree trunk with the straight vertical poles (fencing?) In the Pittsburgh picture is bare of earth and grass. In the Scandinavian picture there are no vertical poles and part of the log is buried under grass and earth, and the earth in the foreground is much greener. So if it is the same picture it's been heavily photoshopped. Would it be harder to edit out poles that are in the original, or add in poles that were not in the original?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 17, 2020, 09:00:46 PM
Quote from: JBS on January 17, 2020, 11:46:03 AM
The long horizontal tree trunk with the straight vertical poles (fencing?) In the Pittsburgh picture is bare of earth and grass. In the Scandinavian picture there are no vertical poles and part of the log is buried under grass and earth, and the earth in the foreground is much greener. So if it is the same picture it's been heavily photoshopped. Would it be harder to edit out poles that are in the original, or add in poles that were not in the original?

LOL this is reminding me of the photo analysis discussions on  http://www.apollohoax.net/forum/ (http://www.apollohoax.net/forum/) ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on February 14, 2020, 08:05:29 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Q5aJdgqPL._SS500_.jpg)

Cheating a bit here, but certainly one of the worst titles for a (non-baby) CD.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 14, 2020, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: KevinP on February 14, 2020, 08:05:29 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Q5aJdgqPL._SS500_.jpg)

Cheating a bit here, but certainly one of the worst titles for a (non-baby) CD.

How about this?

(https://i.postimg.cc/jS2VfkB7/Daniel-Barenboim-Sitting-On-A-Stool.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on February 15, 2020, 03:12:07 PM
Much better. ^^
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 01, 2020, 02:58:51 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZcokptdVL._SX522_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 01, 2020, 03:28:12 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 01, 2020, 02:58:51 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZcokptdVL._SX522_.jpg)

No thank you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 01, 2020, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 01, 2020, 02:58:51 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZcokptdVL._SX522_.jpg)

I very nearly brought that one to this thread myself, yes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 02, 2020, 03:42:11 PM
Hey, Peter: do you still have that "Hooked on Darmstadt" cover you were kind enough to make for me? I seem to have lost all trace of it, and its not showing up anymore on this thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 02, 2020, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 02, 2020, 03:42:11 PM
Hey, Peter: do you still have that "Hooked on Darmstadt" cover you were kind enough to make for me? I seem to have lost all trace of it, and it's not showing up anymore on this thread.

I certainly do.

(https://i.postimg.cc/DySBhVcf/Hooked-On-Darmstadt.jpg)

Here's where the image currently* resides: https://postimg.cc/vcdW7NjC (https://postimg.cc/vcdW7NjC)

Have fun!


(*It was originally uploaded to Photobucket, but that image-sharing website went bust, so now I use Postimg (https://postimg.cc/) which is free and fabulous.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 02, 2020, 06:11:48 PM
Thank you! Again!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 02, 2020, 06:37:37 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 02, 2020, 06:11:48 PM
Thank you! Again!

Aw, shucks. Tweren't nothin'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on March 04, 2020, 06:51:25 AM
Can't help looking away.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 04, 2020, 06:57:59 AM
Quote from: Irons on March 04, 2020, 06:51:25 AM
Can't help looking away.

? ? ?
The image fits the CD theme (concertos written for the soloists in the Pieta's orchestra).
I have it, no surprise if you know my liking for Biondi, and think it's an excellent recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 04, 2020, 06:59:24 AM
Quote from: Irons on March 04, 2020, 06:51:25 AM
Can't help looking away.

I too wonder what's wrong with that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on March 04, 2020, 07:07:35 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 01, 2020, 02:58:51 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZcokptdVL._SX522_.jpg)

Are they in... body paint?  :o If so the only way this could get better is if the back of the CD case has an image of them from behind
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 04, 2020, 12:16:56 PM
(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=62979;image)

Quote from: Irons on March 04, 2020, 06:51:25 AM
Can't help looking away.

Quote from: Florestan on March 04, 2020, 06:59:24 AM
I too wonder what's wrong with that.

It looks to me like the image has been photoshopped. I'd say the eyes have been enlarged. Maybe.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 04, 2020, 01:07:25 PM
Indeed, photoshopped ...Reminds me of:

(https://www.ststworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/crying_girl_painting.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 04, 2020, 01:12:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 04, 2020, 12:16:56 PM
(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=62979;image)

It looks to me like the image has been photoshopped. I'd say the eyes have been enlarged. Maybe.

Assuming it's true, since when it is a good CD cover supposed to be realistic?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 04, 2020, 01:16:13 PM
(https://i1.wp.com/altocd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ALC-3142-Cover.jpeg?fit=1000%2C996&ssl=1)

What the box offers is this:

(https://i1.wp.com/altocd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ALC-3142-Slipcase-Inlay.jpeg?fit=1000%2C1038&ssl=1)

11 discs, with 2 discs no 10, the 8th one being devoted to... a violinist.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 04, 2020, 01:23:26 PM
Quote from: André on March 04, 2020, 01:16:13 PM
(https://i1.wp.com/altocd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ALC-3142-Cover.jpeg?fit=1000%2C996&ssl=1)

What the box offers is this:

(https://i1.wp.com/altocd.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ALC-3142-Slipcase-Inlay.jpeg?fit=1000%2C1038&ssl=1)

11 discs, with 2 discs no 10, the 8th one being devoted to... a violinist.

Packaging-wise, that's impressively sloppy.

Marta Argerich? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Argerich (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Argerich))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on March 05, 2020, 07:01:13 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 04, 2020, 01:12:38 PM
Assuming it's true, since when it is a good CD cover supposed to be realistic?

No it does not. It is the good bit I don't agree with.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 05, 2020, 07:17:11 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 04, 2020, 01:23:26 PM
Packaging-wise, that's impressively sloppy.

Marta Argerich? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Argerich (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Argerich))

Yeah, that too.  ::)

And this one: Ashkenazy plays « two valses », including the « Minute Valse ». It looks like they couldn't make up their mind between French and English  ;D.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 05, 2020, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: Irons on March 05, 2020, 07:01:13 AM
No it does not. It is the good bit I don't agree with.

And I disagree with your disagreement, so let's agree to disagree and remain friends.  :-*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on March 06, 2020, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 05, 2020, 11:47:37 AM
And I disagree with your disagreement, so let's agree to disagree and remain friends.  :-*

I agree with that. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 06:25:50 AM
Quote from: geralmar on March 15, 2020, 11:20:30 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BZHSQwCV/s-l300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Van Cliburn International Piano Competition

This had to be inspired by the artwork of Terminal Cheesecake's Pearlesque Kings Of The Jewmost album ;).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWar14MZmo
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 16, 2020, 08:55:13 AM
Quote from: geralmar on March 15, 2020, 11:20:30 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BZHSQwCV/s-l300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Van Cliburn International Piano Competition
That is a very bizarre cover!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 09:03:08 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on March 16, 2020, 08:55:13 AM
That is a very bizarre cover!

It is music to listen to while squibbing anti-histamine drops in your eyes :'(.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on March 16, 2020, 11:56:49 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 09:03:08 AM
It is music to listen to while squibbing anti-histamine drops in your eyes :'(.

(https://i.postimg.cc/nM47sfqn/patanol-eye-drops-500x500.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nM47sfqn)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 16, 2020, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 09:03:08 AM
It is music to listen to while squibbing anti-histamine drops in your eyes :'(.
Boooo!  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 16, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BZHSQwCV/s-l300.jpg)

Quote from: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 06:25:50 AM
This had to be inspired by the artwork of Terminal Cheesecake's Pearlesque Kings Of The Jewmost album ;).

(https://img.discogs.com/hXveyFeIeAWWh_sQhkIZHzM6rDs=/fit-in/600x504/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-513226-1192560893.jpeg.jpg)

(From: https://www.discogs.com/Terminal-Cheesecake-Pearlesque-Kings-Of-The-Jewmost/release/513226 (https://www.discogs.com/Terminal-Cheesecake-Pearlesque-Kings-Of-The-Jewmost/release/513226))

Or the eyeball costumes of The Residents:

(https://sfloveaffair.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/residents.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 16, 2020, 09:23:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 16, 2020, 02:31:30 PM
(From: https://www.discogs.com/Terminal-Cheesecake-Pearlesque-Kings-Of-The-Jewmost/release/513226 (https://www.discogs.com/Terminal-Cheesecake-Pearlesque-Kings-Of-The-Jewmost/release/513226))

That's very handy thanks. I didn't realise Discogs had all those images :).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on March 16, 2020, 10:25:58 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k9JDzBesOiA/maxresdefault.jpg)

For the record, I don't find this bad, just a bit bizarre.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on March 17, 2020, 06:33:47 AM
Quote from: KevinP on March 16, 2020, 10:25:58 PM
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k9JDzBesOiA/maxresdefault.jpg)

For the record, I don't find this bad, just a bit bizarre.

A very graphic representation of the expression 'off the top of my head'...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 17, 2020, 06:56:05 AM
Quote from: André on March 17, 2020, 06:33:47 AM
A very graphic representation of the expression 'off the top of my head'...
:laugh:  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 17, 2020, 09:40:26 AM
Quote from: André on March 17, 2020, 06:33:47 AM
A very graphic representation of the expression 'off the top of my head'...

The recording is now available in the Sony Black Composers box (I may not be remembering the set's official title correctly).  It's rather good.  Nunes Garcia was an ordained priest, btw, hence the clothing in the image.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on March 17, 2020, 05:21:49 PM
Glad I'm not the only one enjoying this box. Some of the other art is akin to this: more weird than bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 17, 2020, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: JBS on March 17, 2020, 09:40:26 AM
The recording is now available in the Sony Black Composers box (I may not be remembering the set's official title correctly).  It's rather good.  Nunes Garcia was an ordained priest, btw, hence the clothing in the image.
I hadn't heard of the Brazilian composer before now (did a quick google search).  Wasn't that a '70's album cover?  From what I've seen, those could be (tended to be?) quite bizarre!

Happy to check out his music...will try youtube and/or library.  Long day today so will read more about him tomorrow.

Best,

PD

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 12, 2020, 07:44:27 AM
Quote from: geralmar on June 12, 2020, 07:37:31 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/SstgdmbL/zs4.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

LOL so how does a single eye relate to stereo exactly?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mahlerian on June 12, 2020, 08:01:14 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/511NX8XCNHL.jpg)

This is ugly on every level possible, from the font to the color scheme to the weird background.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51IJbRZvnfL._SX425_.jpg)

This just confuses me. What does a tangle of limbs have to do with Vietnam-era modernist symphonies again?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 12, 2020, 08:07:35 AM
I wonder if Discogs have a release with different artwork I could use for the files on my music players?

(https://img.discogs.com/iDxj_J5G-Xu3Itm8PDVbIwGjmfo=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-503920-1428684494-1639.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 12, 2020, 08:12:20 AM
Yesss thank you CBS Spain ;D

(https://img.discogs.com/VfFgwnfNdt2zJ-4Z2ryagzz0Cq8=/fit-in/599x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-10771263-1504024447-1281.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on June 12, 2020, 10:04:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/RF4C8jQ0/me10.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 19, 2020, 05:07:07 AM
We've been discussing it enough elsewhere. I was designing better things on my ZX Spectrum in the 1980s.

(https://www.dacapo-records.dk/sites/default/files/covers/6_220648_Dacapo_Records.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on June 19, 2020, 05:16:43 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 19, 2020, 05:07:07 AM
We've been discussing it enough elsewhere. I was designing better things on my ZX Spectrum in the 1980s.

(https://www.dacapo-records.dk/sites/default/files/covers/6_220648_Dacapo_Records.jpg)

I think it is just mediocre and it doesn't bother me even slightly. I will be far more interested in the music, just hope it can be downloaded and then I won't look at the cover ever again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 19, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
Quote from: Biffo on June 19, 2020, 05:16:43 AM
I think it is just mediocre and it doesn't bother me even slightly. I will be far more interested in the music, just hope it can be downloaded and then I won't look at the cover ever again.

It's already available for purchase as a download, to be added to streaming services next month.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on June 19, 2020, 06:40:28 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 19, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
It's already available for purchase as a download, to be added to streaming services next month.

Thanks for the tip.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 22, 2020, 06:58:28 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41gKRbTzHcL._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 22, 2020, 07:16:00 PM
Boring, but hardly terrible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 22, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 22, 2020, 06:58:28 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41gKRbTzHcL._SY355_.jpg)

It's just a scruffy young'un. Nothing gruesome.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on June 23, 2020, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 22, 2020, 07:16:00 PM
Boring, but hardly terrible.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 22, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
It's just a scruffy young'un. Nothing gruesome.

yes nothing terrible, or gruesome, just made me chuckle as I've never seen Yannick like this before.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 23, 2020, 12:53:04 PM
That's an old photo.
More recently:
(https://www.edwardseckerson.biz/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/9c0d9efef9562fe72cd92f46c42f908e86aae10b-300x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 23, 2020, 03:59:30 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on June 23, 2020, 10:45:24 AM
yes nothing terrible, or gruesome, just made me chuckle as I've never seen Yannick like this before.

No problem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Carlo Gesualdo on June 28, 2020, 06:05:37 PM
The worst album sleeve Live Skull e.p raise the manifestation it's hideous, please  avoid looking at it, by the way there is a new Live Skull used to like there bleakness a lot now they seem to have lost this  element into indie rock mainstream, perhaps I will have to listen to it again.. But let stay in subject worst artwork death-doom act Castle the band is good fairly so but the sleeve ishe oh my god here are image that testified how awful it is both album, get a bucket before, you might puke this is so drab orange and brow.So I warn  the fainted hearts don't look at it too long. ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 30, 2020, 02:42:50 PM
Quote from: Madiel on June 22, 2020, 07:16:00 PM
Boring, but hardly terrible.

It's terrible because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has been done to make a boring photo look more interesting/better. The rules of how to use the laundry room of an apartment building can have this level of "non-design", but I'm sure a lot of laundry room rules look better than this cover "art."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 30, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on June 30, 2020, 02:42:50 PM
It's terrible because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has been done to make a boring photo look more interesting/better. The rules of how to use the laundry room of an apartment building can have this level of "non-design", but I'm sure a lot of laundry room rules look better than this cover "art."

One laundry room I frequented had a poster that said:

"Be Alert – Your Country Needs Lerts"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 30, 2020, 02:55:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 30, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
One laundry room I frequented had a poster that said:

"Be Alert – Your Country Needs Lerts"

Actually your laundry room need "museds" - hence the poster.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 30, 2020, 02:56:47 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 30, 2020, 10:07:14 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Twb1MG4h/gr06.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 30, 2020, 06:43:32 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on June 30, 2020, 02:42:50 PM
It's terrible because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING has been done to make a boring photo look more interesting/better.

Ah well, if you think "boring" is a sufficiently terrible crime, so be it. Personally I think there are plenty of examples on this thread of bad being worse than boring.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on June 30, 2020, 09:24:12 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6qCcfHnm/WGSO-8178-5c.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Most irreverent, at least.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on July 01, 2020, 04:23:59 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/ns9M85g9/f391ed42818da9255678c4354412b936-movie-sounds-saturday-night-fever.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ns9M85g9)

(https://i.postimg.cc/rmHthG3t/R-139161-1298576840-jpeg.jpg)
1979

Fiedler (1894-1979) was wasting away and near death when he posed for this photo, which makes the album cover rather tasteless. (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 29, 2020, 04:54:55 AM
Found on Amazon. Interesting choice for a cover for Purcell's Dido & Aeneas, must've been a grind to come up with this one...


[asin]B002QXI2N6[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 29, 2020, 07:37:41 AM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 29, 2020, 04:54:55 AM
Found on Amazon. Interesting choice for a cover for Purcell's Dido & Aaneas, must've been a grind to come up with this one...


[asin]B002QXI2N6[/asin]

Someone must have thought it was Purcell's Dildo and Anus... :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on July 29, 2020, 09:31:11 AM
Quote from: André on July 29, 2020, 07:37:41 AM
Someone must have thought it was Purcell's Dildo and Anus... :laugh:

LOL!  :laugh:  Good one André - Dave :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 29, 2020, 11:08:18 PM
A demonstration of the incompetence of Amazon, not of the production company.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 30, 2020, 06:58:52 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 29, 2020, 11:08:18 PM
A demonstration of the incompetence of Amazon, not of the production company.

Not to mention that without signing in to Amazon UK, so they don't even give you the chance to lie about being over 18, and search on dildo and anus it shows the 723 results without the slightest warning :o.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 11, 2020, 07:11:51 AM
The issue isn't the cover...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on August 11, 2020, 07:34:12 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 11, 2020, 07:11:51 AM
The issue isn't the cover...

Wow. Someone should really rectumfy that spelling mistake.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on August 11, 2020, 08:56:59 PM
Quote from: KevinP on August 11, 2020, 07:11:51 AM
The issue isn't the cover...

The 2020 spell checker now considers Alan a mistake :-[.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 12, 2020, 04:46:31 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on August 11, 2020, 08:56:59 PM
The 2020 spell checker now considers Alan a mistake :-[.

Spell checker 2020: That name doesn't exist, amen!
What does the same spell checker think about Respighi's "Pines of Rome"?  :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on August 12, 2020, 06:20:46 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 12, 2020, 04:46:31 AM
Spell checker 2020: That name doesn't exist, amen!
What does the same spell checker think about Respighi's "Pines of Rome"?  :-\

LOL to quote Shakepeare The penis mightier than the sword :o.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on September 21, 2020, 06:59:55 AM
Seemed a good idea at the time! After removing my entire LP collection and painting the shelving I am in the process of putting them back. Coming across this which I thought a pretty rubbish cover - something about the boy .....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on October 13, 2020, 08:14:18 AM
- Same as last time, remember ? you do crowd control, I'll handle of the ushers...
- ok...I love you Ludwig...
- I love you Honeybunny...
- Everybody be cool, this is a sonata !!!
- Any of you effin' dare move and I'll execute every mother effin' last of ya !

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/kb/hw/wr6tzhqy2hwkb_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 02:10:45 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on October 13, 2020, 08:14:18 AM
- Same as last time, remember ? you do crowd control, I'll handle of the ushers...
- ok...I love you Ludwig...
- I love you Honeybunny...
- Everybody be cool, this is a sonata !!!
- Any of you effin' dare move and I'll execute every mother effin' last of ya !

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/kb/hw/wr6tzhqy2hwkb_600.jpg)

I'm getting two distinctly contradictory (but weirdly complementary) vibes with that photo:

I'm seeing both Sigourney Weaver (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigourney_Weaver) and Brian May (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_May).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on October 13, 2020, 02:19:11 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on October 13, 2020, 08:14:18 AM
- Same as last time, remember ? you do crowd control, I'll handle of the ushers...
- ok...I love you Ludwig...
- I love you Honeybunny...
- Everybody be cool, this is a sonata !!!
- Any of you effin' dare move and I'll execute every mother effin' last of ya !

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/kb/hw/wr6tzhqy2hwkb_600.jpg)
I suspect that the photographer said something like:  "I want you to give me a really intense look...no, more!!"

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on October 13, 2020, 02:22:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 02:10:45 PM
I'm getting two distinctly contradictory (but weirdly complementary) vibes with that photo:

I'm seeing both Sigourney Weaver (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigourney_Weaver) and Brian May (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_May).
Peter,

Pardon, but that comes across as being rather rude and unkind....and not funny in my book anyway.

Best wishes,

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 02:35:25 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on October 13, 2020, 02:22:25 PM
Peter,

Pardon, but that comes across as being rather rude and unkind....and not funny in my book anyway.

Best wishes,

PD

I didn't mean my comment to be uncomplimentary (or funny) in any way. It was just my first thought after seeing all that permed hair. I know of exactly two celebrities with hair like that (i.e., SW and BM).

Sigourney:
(https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Sigourney.jpg)

Brian:
(https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/big/Copy%20of%20IMG_20151201_0002.jpg)

Lorraine:
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/kb/hw/wr6tzhqy2hwkb_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on October 13, 2020, 06:01:15 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 02:35:25 PM
I didn't mean my comment to be uncomplimentary (or funny) in any way. It was just my first thought after seeing all that permed hair. I know of exactly two celebrities with hair like that (i.e., SW and BM)....



Not a huge Queen fan, but I was stunned (and pleased) to find out last year that Brian May became an astrophysicist!

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/04/queen-guitarist-brian-may-is-also-an-astrophysicist.html

Came across this jazz (fusion) cover today. Not sure it contends for worst looking, but it struck me as unpleasant, something I'd keep well out of sight (especially LP) if in my collection (thank goodness it's not):

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/611-Lk7xgEL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 07:03:16 PM
Quote from: T. D. on October 13, 2020, 06:01:15 PM
Not a huge Queen fan, but I was stunned (and pleased) to find out last year that Brian May became an astrophysicist!

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/04/queen-guitarist-brian-may-is-also-an-astrophysicist.html

Fabulous.

Quote from: T. D. on October 13, 2020, 06:01:15 PMCame across this jazz (fusion) cover today. Not sure it contends for worst looking, but it struck me as unpleasant, something I'd keep well out of sight (especially LP) if in my collection (thank goodness it's not):

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/611-Lk7xgEL._SX425_.jpg)

Yuck.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 13, 2020, 07:23:20 PM
Are you crazed?  That's a great cover - won an award in Guitar Player magazine.  Akkerman used to be great - then disappeared.  Oh, well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 13, 2020, 07:27:25 PM
QuoteWeaver ... May

Yes, but I think a Judy Davis/Brian May thing might be more in order!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 08:09:05 PM
Quote from: Scion7 on October 13, 2020, 07:27:25 PM
Yes, but I think a Judy Davis/Brian May thing might be more in order!  ;D

This is the closest I could get to a Judy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judy_Davis)-with-a-perm scenario:

(https://dl9fvu4r30qs1.cloudfront.net/ec/51/5bb3995d4975991f2bf3b9eabdc2/judy-davis.jpg)

Or maybe:

(https://www.nfsa.gov.au/sites/default/files/styles/img768x0/public/06-2018/mybrilliantcareer_19.jpg)

However, I just thought of another Australian actress who rocked the perm in a major way:

Nicole (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Kidman)!

(https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2019_11/1417580/nicole-kidman-tom-cruise-today-main-190314-04_2954aa475bfa6e626d6c6ee0d81ddbb0.social_share_1200x630_center.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on October 14, 2020, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 13, 2020, 02:35:25 PM
I didn't mean my comment to be uncomplimentary (or funny) in any way. It was just my first thought after seeing all that permed hair. I know of exactly two celebrities with hair like that (i.e., SW and BM).

Sigourney:
(https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Sigourney.jpg)

Brian:
(https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/images/big/Copy%20of%20IMG_20151201_0002.jpg)

Lorraine:
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/kb/hw/wr6tzhqy2hwkb_600.jpg)
Um, that's Brian May's real (natural hair); he, apparently, used to straighten it when he was younger (according to one article:  it made him feel self-conscious).  I don't know about Sigourney and the violinist.  Everybody's different...and that's a good thing.  :)  And hairstyles change too.  Also, a lot of people with curly hair, from what I understand, used to feel like they need to straighten it in order to fit a certain beauty ideal (changing now thankfully), so perhaps it's a bit hard to know (looking back) what someone's hair was like that they were born with?  But it really doesn't matter!  The only thing that matters is how comfortable do they feel in their own skin...and they should feel comfortable!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 18, 2020, 11:29:22 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/413V2SXSTSL._AC_.jpg)

Asin B000BR2PXC

I wonder if it's worth extra money because of the typo  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 02:32:37 PM
Quote from: André on October 18, 2020, 11:29:22 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/413V2SXSTSL._AC_.jpg)

Asin B000BR2PXC

I wonder if it's worth extra money because of the typo  ::)

Well, I've looked and looked (and looked) at the cover, but I can't see a typo anywhere.

[Details at Amazon.com (https://www.amazon.com/Berg-Lyric-Suite-Alban-Quartett/dp/B01IFRTU5U)]

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/817mLSl3p0L._SL1458_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 18, 2020, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 02:32:37 PM
Well, I've looked and looked (and looked) at the cover, but I can't see a typo anywhere.

[Details at Amazon.com (https://www.amazon.com/Berg-Lyric-Suite-Alban-Quartett/dp/B01IFRTU5U)]

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/817mLSl3p0L._SL458_.jpg)

You didn't look, look, (look) enough.  ;)

I admit, it's not really a typo. If you haven't noticed, the covers don't display the same information. It's tiny, but still quite glaring. ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 06:42:31 PM
Quote from: André on October 18, 2020, 04:29:45 PM
You didn't look, look, (look) enough.  ;)

I admit, it's not really a typo. If you haven't noticed, the covers don't display the same information. It's tiny, but still quite glaring. ;)

I think I see it now. I went to the Wikipedia page for the Lyric Suite (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyric_Suite_(Berg)), thinking there may have been a German word for "Suite" that wasn't used, but then I went to the list of recordings on that page, and the Alban Berg Quartett was listed, along with the recording date.

Ah yes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 10:24:57 PM
I still don't see a typo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 10:35:12 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 10:24:57 PM
I still don't see a typo.

The Roman numerals on the cover spell out 1971, which I presume was the record company saying that's when the recording was made. The only trouble is that the recording was made in 1974.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 10:41:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 10:35:12 PM
The Roman numerals on the cover spell out 1971, which I presume was the record company saying that's when the recording was made. The only trouble is that the recording was made in 1974.

Well there are 2 problems with that. One is that it assumes that the 1971 is indeed intending to reference the date of this particular recording (and not, say, an anniversary of something else to do with the ABQ). The second is the assumption that Wikipedia is correct to say 1974 - including a further assumption that Wikipedia is referring to the recording date rather than the release date.

Basically, we don't even know that the cover and Wikipedia are trying to refer to the same thing. Never mind, if they are, which one of them is right.

And even IF the cover is wrong, that does not, in my book, constitute a "typo". That would just be getting information wrong.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 10:43:25 PM
In fact there are a whole series of ABQ recordings all with 1971 on them.

It's not a recording date. I bet you it's the year of their first EMI release or something like that. Or just their official start.

For the most glaring example: https://www.amazon.com/Alban-Berg-Quartett-25th-Anniversary/dp/B018WWSV12

But then there are 30th anniversary examples as well. It's basically a part of an ABQ logo, regularly appearing above the letters "ABQ". No different to a company that writes "est.1971" as part of its branding.

If that is the supposed typo that Andre is cryptically referring to, then Andre is mistaken.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 18, 2020, 10:56:28 PM
It's more "spot the difference" between the two covers shown. One has a small but blatant error... ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 11:00:58 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 10:41:59 PM
Well there are 2 problems with that. One is that it assumes that the 1971 is indeed intending to reference the date of this particular recording (and not, say, an anniversary of something else to do with the ABQ). The second is the assumption that Wikipedia is correct to say 1974 - including a further assumption that Wikipedia is referring to the recording date rather than the release date.

Basically, we don't even know that the cover and Wikipedia are trying to refer to the same thing. Never mind, if they are, which one of them is right.

And even IF the cover is wrong, that does not, in my book, constitute a "typo". That would just be getting information wrong.

To all of the above I say: "Who knows?" (Hint: not me.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 11:04:08 PM
Quote from: ritter on October 18, 2020, 10:56:28 PM
It's more "spot the difference" between the two covers shown. One has a small but blatant error... ;)

You know what? It would be really great at this point if people actually stated the supposed problem with the cover instead of using winking emojis. Because we've just established that neither myself nor Peter Power Pop know what the fuck you're talking about.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 18, 2020, 11:12:52 PM
That recording by the ABQ was recorded:

" Recorded XII.1991 (Op.3) & IV.1992 (Lyrische Suite) at Evangelische Kirche, Seon, Switzerland.  "

The ensemble was formed in 1971 (despite some references stating 1970).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 11:32:56 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 11:04:08 PM
You know what? It would be really great at this point if people actually stated the supposed problem with the cover instead of using winking emojis. Because we've just established that neither myself nor Peter Power Pop know what the fuck you're talking about.

Nope.

Maybe they're being coy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2020, 11:35:36 PM
Quote from: Scion7 on October 18, 2020, 11:12:52 PM
That recording by the ABQ was recorded:

" Recorded XII.1991 (Op.3) & IV.1992 (Lyrische Suite) at Evangelische Kirche, Seon, Switzerland.  "

The ensemble was formed in 1971 (despite some references stating 1970).

Well, that clears that up.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 18, 2020, 11:36:26 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 11:04:08 PM
You know what? It would be really great at this point if people actually stated the supposed problem with the cover instead of using winking emojis. Because we've just established that neither myself nor Peter Power Pop know what the fuck you're talking about.
::) ??? :D :-X :laugh: >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 11:45:05 PM
The only possibility I can see is believing that it says "MEM" and not "MCM".

Which is nothing more than taking an exceptionally low resolution picture and misreading it because of the font of the "C". Having seen 2 copies of the same cover in higher resolution.

But hey, I'm just guessing. Because apparently this forum is populated by juveniles who think emojis are funny.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 18, 2020, 11:52:47 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 18, 2020, 11:45:05 PM
The only possibility I can see is believing that it says "MEM" and not "MCM".

Which is nothing more than taking an exceptionally low resolution picture and misreading it because of the font of the "C". Having seen 2 copies of the same cover in higher resolution.

But hey, I'm just guessing. Because apparently this forum is populated by juveniles who think emojis are funny.
What it seems to be populated with is biiter, humoruless people.

I'll let the member who posted the cover explain (if he wishes to do so) what the mistake on it is. I know what it is, and if you haven't found out, then try harder (as the issue seems to bother you that much).

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:05:25 AM
It's not the answer that bothers me. What bothers me is people not just spitting out the answer and playing stupid bloody games.

If you know the answer, prove it. Otherwise it's nothing more than you making a claim. Andre could say absolutely anything and then you could say "yes, that's what I knew" and it could be a total lie.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:13:51 AM
Is THIS it?

https://www.discogs.com/ABQ-Berg-Lyrische-Suite-Streichquartett-Op-3/release/11854973

Because here's the thing:

1. The version in this link has an error. The "Q" in Alban Berg Quartett is instead an "O".
2. That error isn't present in the image in Andre's post. The image I can see quite clearly has the "Q".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 19, 2020, 12:23:49 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:13:51 AM
Is THIS it?

https://www.discogs.com/ABQ-Berg-Lyrische-Suite-Streichquartett-Op-3/release/11854973

Because here's the thing:

1. The version in this link has an error. The "Q" in Alban Berg Quartett is instead an "O".
2. That error isn't present in the image in Andre's post. The image I can see quite clearly has the "Q".
OK then: in the cover André posted, a "Streichquartett Nr. 3" is mentioned. There's no such SQ, it's "Streichquartett op. 3", as correctly appears in the second image posted...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:25:11 AM
There. That wasn't hard. And we only wasted 17 posts.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 19, 2020, 12:25:47 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:25:11 AM
There. That wasn't hard. And we only wasted 17 posts.
But all the fun we had?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 12:27:39 AM
Quote from: ritter on October 19, 2020, 12:25:47 AM
But all the fun we had?

I didn't have any, and quite frankly I hope I made this as unpleasant for you as it was for me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on October 19, 2020, 12:37:46 AM
Quote from: André on October 18, 2020, 11:29:22 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/413V2SXSTSL._AC_.jpg)

Asin B000BR2PXC

I wonder if it's worth extra money because of the typo  ::)

A rather more interesting typo, to my eyes, is that the cover as originally posted says "String quartet No.3".  If only...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 19, 2020, 08:00:05 AM
Quote from: ritter on October 19, 2020, 12:23:49 AM
OK then: in the cover André posted, a "Streichquartett Nr. 3" is mentioned. There's no such SQ, it's "Streichquartett op. 3", as correctly appears in the second image posted...

Right.

Just opened GMG. Wow, what a fuss !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on October 19, 2020, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: André on October 19, 2020, 08:00:05 AM
Wow, what a fuss !
Indeed!  ::) :laugh:

Good day to you, André.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 19, 2020, 08:15:58 AM
Good day to you too, Rafael.

I just stumbled on this disc because after listening to the ABQ Lyric Suite yesterday I figured they must do a nice op. 3, too.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: André on October 19, 2020, 08:00:05 AM
Right.

Just opened GMG. Wow, what a fuss !

Yes. Next time Peter Power Pop says he can't see the typo, just tell him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2020, 03:24:17 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2020, 02:59:16 PM
Yes. Next time Peter Power Pop says he can't see the typo, just tell him.

Thanks.

I'm nowhere near as perspicacious as I'd like to be.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on October 19, 2020, 04:25:58 PM
I didn't understand it either. After the "hint" I thought it was simply a joke about EMI being memory-holed and replaced with Warner.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on October 19, 2020, 04:38:07 PM
Let's all get zen and listen to the Heiliger Dankgesang from Beethoven's quartet no. 132  0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2020, 06:12:42 PM
Quote from: André on October 19, 2020, 04:38:07 PM
Let's all get zen and listen to the Heiliger Dankgesang from Beethoven's quartet no. 132  0:)

Yes please.

https://www.youtube.com/v/0-jus6AGHzQ
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on October 19, 2020, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: André on October 19, 2020, 04:38:07 PM
Let's all get zen and listen to the Heiliger Dankgesang from Beethoven's quartet no. 132  0:)
Why you did not pick #135 is beyond me.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on November 01, 2020, 04:45:43 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71qWz2dtEJL._SY355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 01, 2020, 05:32:46 AM
...and sound effects??!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 01, 2020, 09:14:01 AM
Quote from: Brian on November 01, 2020, 05:32:46 AM
...and sound effects??!

Orgasms perhaps?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 01, 2020, 12:47:46 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 01, 2020, 05:32:46 AM
...and sound effects??!

The first word I thought of when I saw that was "squelch".

I'm not pleased I thought of that particular word. Ugh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 01, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
What key do you moan in?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on November 01, 2020, 06:15:03 PM
Quote from: Madiel on November 01, 2020, 01:20:29 PM
What key do you moan in?
Not B flat, I assume...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on November 07, 2020, 08:25:20 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Fm54HFYNL._SY425_.jpg)


I do not know if this was posted before.  If so, I sincerely apologize for posting it again.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 07, 2020, 09:30:00 AM
^ dear God - I hope the master artwork for that one was burned to ashes
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 07, 2020, 12:55:40 PM
Quote from: Todd on November 07, 2020, 08:25:20 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Fm54HFYNL._SY425_.jpg)

What?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 07, 2020, 04:18:48 PM
Completely horrendous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 07, 2020, 06:46:48 PM
I guess the ensemble wants to live down to its name.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 07, 2020, 10:51:45 PM
"In the baroque era, the term "la folia" stood for boldness, wildness, playfulness, lust as well as an artistic attitude of freedom and exuberant creativity."
Ugly design, excellent disc however and superb musicians.
https://www.lafoliabarockorchester.net/lfbo-1

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 08, 2020, 04:20:16 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 07, 2020, 10:51:45 PM
"In the baroque era, the term "la folia" stood for boldness, wildness, playfulness, lust as well as an artistic attitude of freedom and exuberant creativity."
Ugly design, excellent disc however and superb musicians.
https://www.lafoliabarockorchester.net/lfbo-1
Thank you for that info!  I didn't know all that.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 08, 2020, 12:29:12 PM
Interesting:

La Folia has a long history. Its distinctive chords first developed out of the folk music of late 15th-Century Portugal, where it was used in popular festivals. Its name – 'folly' or 'madness' in Italian – refers to the frenzied way peasants twirled to the music. In Santiago de Murcia's Codice Saldivar No 4, Renaissance writer Covarrubias describes La Folia as 'very noisy' while another highlights its 'vivacity and fire', its dancers 'making gestures that awaken voluptuousness'. :)

Source BBC: https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190726-could-la-folia-be-historys-most-enduring-tune

https://www.youtube.com/v/TCmJzRtvBfI
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 08, 2020, 01:10:44 PM
Of course. This was that label's marketing - for that particular release/issue.   Not the ensemble's fault that the ad team was experimenting with mixing LSD and furniture polish.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on November 08, 2020, 01:30:34 PM
Quote from: pjme on November 08, 2020, 12:29:12 PM
Interesting:

La Folia has a long history. Its distinctive chords first developed out of the folk music of late 15th-Century Portugal, where it was used in popular festivals. Its name – 'folly' or 'madness' in Italian – refers to the frenzied way peasants twirled to the music. In Santiago de Murcia's Codice Saldivar No 4, Renaissance writer Covarrubias describes La Folia as 'very noisy' while another highlights its 'vivacity and fire', its dancers 'making gestures that awaken voluptuousness'. :)

Source BBC: https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190726-could-la-folia-be-historys-most-enduring-tune

https://www.youtube.com/v/TCmJzRtvBfI
And the folía (in a slow variant) has survived to this day in the folk music of the Canary Islands. Here an example:

https://www.youtube.com/v/_hVoyoXVw_s
I can't help but notice an affinity with the fandango form,
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 08, 2020, 10:50:22 PM
Quote from: Scion7 on November 08, 2020, 01:10:44 PM
Of course. This was that label's marketing - for that particular release/issue.   Not the ensemble's fault that the ad team was experimenting with mixing LSD and furniture polish.

It does remain a strange and ugly design.

Inspiration for La folia varies wildly...Lärmende Lustbarkeit" (Noisy drinking binge/orgy/festivity...) is of course my favorite.

(https://www.worten.pt/i/d98ffc0596414f05fb7ad6761a3cab7631dba0a0.jpg)
(https://media.s-bol.com/mKrq9zrVEx9/550x546.jpg)
(https://www.classiquenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/FOLI-concert-hostel-dieu-franck-emmanuel-comte-cd-review-critique-cd-classiquenews-mourad-merzouki-critique-ballet.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 14, 2020, 12:28:13 PM
So close...

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/PSC1064.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on November 14, 2020, 01:35:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 14, 2020, 12:28:13 PM
So close...

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/PSC1064.jpg)

??? ;D That's incredible ... also, Saraste's name is difficult to read with with that shiny, white shirt as background ... and all this from a normally serious-attitude Norwegian label, advertising on the same cover as "classical quality of Norway" ...
Well, it can't be autocorrect, like with the Julius Reubke CD I have, where his name has become "Rebuke" ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 14, 2020, 01:38:43 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on November 14, 2020, 01:35:33 PM
??? ;D That's incredible ... and by the normally serious-attitude Norwegian label ...
Well, it can't be autocorrect, like with the Julius Reubke CD I have, where his name has become "Rebuke" ...

There's also the yellow font which makes it rather difficult to make out the name of the conductor and orchestra, so we can see if they're spelled correctly.

ETA: I see you were thinking the same thought at the same moment.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 14, 2020, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Brian on November 14, 2020, 12:28:13 PM
So close...

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/PSC1064.jpg)

It was the yellow-on-white text that I noticed first. "Frnacaix" I noticed second.

But it's the text that most makes me go "Golly".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on November 14, 2020, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on November 14, 2020, 01:35:33 PM
??? ;D That's incredible ... also, Saraste's name is difficult to read with with that shiny, white shirt as background ... and all this from a normally serious-attitude Norwegian label, advertising on the same cover as "classical quality of Norway" ...
Well, it can't be autocorrect, like with the Julius Reubke CD I have, where his name has become "Rebuke" ...

Yikes! They managed to get the diacritic  right on Martinu (don't even have it on my keyboard) but couldn't get the cédille on Françaix - or rather, Frnaçaix...

'Classical quality of Norway', proclaims the label !
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 14, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
Quote from: André on November 14, 2020, 04:26:54 PM
Yikes! They managed to get the diacritic  right on Martinu (don't even have it on my keyboard) but couldn't get the cédille on Françaix - or rather, Frnaçaix...

'Classical quality of Norway', proclaims the label !
Yes, the name mangling on Françaix jumped out on me.  Alas, on my keyboard (as good as Macs are). they don't have the round o as possibility above a u.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 15, 2020, 06:14:28 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/812UtxBX2ML._SS500_.jpg)

Still no cédille ....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81ip0RvK4tL._SX425_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 15, 2020, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: pjme on November 15, 2020, 06:14:28 AM
Still no cédille ....

It's probably not a terribly familiar concept in Norway, whereas Norwegian has the letter Å so writing the name Martinů would not seem that strange.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 16, 2020, 06:24:57 AM
Quote from: Madiel on November 15, 2020, 04:33:01 PM
It's probably not a terribly familiar concept in Norway, whereas Norwegian has the letter Å so writing the name Martinů would not seem that strange.
One of my few frustrations with Macs; I can't type that accent circle for the u.  These are my options:  û, ü, ù, ú, ū   :(

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 16, 2020, 06:47:47 AM
This may help:
https://sites.psu.edu/symbolcodes/languages/europe/nordic/#macaccent
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on November 16, 2020, 07:15:09 AM
Are those periods instead of commas or spaces also a Norwegian speciality?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 16, 2020, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on November 16, 2020, 07:15:09 AM
Are those periods instead of commas or spaces also a Norwegian speciality?

Not that I'm aware of. But how many album covers do you see using commas?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 16, 2020, 11:55:17 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 16, 2020, 06:24:57 AM
One of my few frustrations with Macs; I can't type that accent circle for the u.  These are my options:  û, ü, ù, ú, ū   :(

PD

Edit - Special Character - u

Gives TONS of u variations including ů.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 16, 2020, 01:58:14 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 16, 2020, 11:55:17 AM
Edit - Special Character - u

Gives TONS of u variations including ů.

Thanks!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 16, 2020, 02:49:38 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 16, 2020, 01:58:14 PM
Thanks!

Ỷőů åřḕ ẘȩℓcőḿȅ!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on November 16, 2020, 10:34:59 PM
Quote from: Madiel on November 16, 2020, 11:41:30 AM
Not that I'm aware of. But how many album covers do you see using commas?
Well, there's this jewel, which regularly pops up in this thread:

(https://img.discogs.com/8N7xvaLG5VDJNuTs0pcN3v4jNgc=/fit-in/400x400/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5396418-1392324307-6492.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on November 16, 2020, 11:18:30 PM
Is "&," a variant of the Oxford comma? It also looks ridiculous... I understand that one tends to avoid commas. Instead of spaces I have seen dots placed roughly where the upper dot of a colon would be as dividers. I had not realized that they were that frequent and don't know if there is a typographic term for them but it looks much better than the Simax cover.

[asin]B000E0LBAE[/asin] [asin]B07DR2DLCV[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on November 17, 2020, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on November 16, 2020, 11:18:30 PM
Is "&," a variant of the Oxford comma? It also looks ridiculous... I understand that one tends to avoid commas. Instead of spaces I have seen dots placed roughly where the upper dot of a colon would be as dividers. I had not realized that they were that frequent and don't know if there is a typographic term for them but it looks much better than the Simax cover.


The typographic term is "bullet" or "bullet point".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: premont on November 17, 2020, 03:40:29 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 16, 2020, 06:47:47 AM
This may help:
https://sites.psu.edu/symbolcodes/languages/europe/nordic/#macaccent

What's is the OPTION key?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 17, 2020, 03:49:32 AM
Quote from: (: premont :) on November 17, 2020, 03:40:29 AM
What's is the OPTION key?

Hi premont,

On your Mac keyboard, it's on the bottom row and is two to the left of the spacebar (between the control and the command keys).  So, for example, if you simultaneously hit the option and the o key you get this:  ø or if you simultaneously do the shift and option keys (easiest with your left hand) and o (with your right hand), you get this: Ø

PD

p.s. Some time ago, I experimented with adding other language keyboards onto my Mac:  useful, but makes for very slow typing as now some of the keys are in different places.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: premont on November 17, 2020, 04:23:47 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 17, 2020, 03:49:32 AM
Hi premont,

On your Mac keyboard, it's on the bottom row and is two to the left of the spacebar (between the control and the command keys).  So, for example, if you simultaneously hit the option and the o key you get this:  ø or if you simultaneously do the shift and option keys (easiest with your left hand) and o (with your right hand), you get this:

Thanks,  BTW I do not use Mac but PC. And it seems as if there is no option key on my keyboard, label Advent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 17, 2020, 05:33:29 AM
Quote from: (: premont :) on November 17, 2020, 04:23:47 AM
Thanks,  BTW I do not use Mac but PC. And it seems as if there is no option key on my keyboard, label Advent.
Ah, the link brought me to Mac instructions, so I wrongly assumed that that was what you had.  If you scroll up on that original link, you will see instructions for Windows (top right) that you can click on.  Hope that this helps!  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on November 17, 2020, 05:39:01 AM
Quote from: (: premont :) on November 17, 2020, 04:23:47 AM
Thanks,  BTW I do not use Mac but PC. And it seems as if there is no option key on my keyboard, label Advent.

On a PC keyboard there is Alt Gr immediately to the right of the space bar. This gives you 'third choice' options on a key - some of these are displayed on the key. My keyboard only has € (euro) visible(ie. marked on the '4' key) but others show up when Alt Gr is pressed - eg. é, á . As far as I can tell there is no way of finding out other than by trial and error.

If I can bothered I cut and paste from  a document I have saved with foreign words in it that I prepared with Office.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: premont on November 17, 2020, 05:44:51 AM
Thanks PD and Biffo for your help, it seems as if the options can be found.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on November 18, 2020, 02:24:32 AM
Quote from: Biffo on November 17, 2020, 05:39:01 AM
On a PC keyboard there is Alt Gr immediately to the right of the space bar. This gives you 'third choice' options on a key - some of these are displayed on the key. My keyboard only has € (euro) visible(ie. marked on the '4' key) but others show up when Alt Gr is pressed - eg. é, á . As far as I can tell there is no way of finding out other than by trial and error.

If I can bothered I cut and paste from  a document I have saved with foreign words in it that I prepared with Office.

There's also Windows Character Map. You can choose Character Set: Windows Western for diacriticals in Western European languages, but use Character Set: Unicode for more options (ů, ő, č, etc. as well as characters from other alphabets).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on November 18, 2020, 03:00:21 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on November 18, 2020, 02:24:32 AM
There's also Windows Character Map. You can choose Character Set: Windows Western for diacriticals in Western European languages, but use Character Set: Unicode for more options (ů, ő, č, etc. as well as characters from other alphabets).

Thanks for the info, will have to explore the options a bit more.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on November 19, 2020, 03:00:45 AM
Quote from: Biffo on November 18, 2020, 03:00:21 AM
Thanks for the info, will have to explore the options a bit more.

Here's another option: If I'm feeling really lazy, I'll just google "Dvorak", then copy and paste "Antonín Dvořák" from the results page.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 19, 2020, 03:09:16 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on November 19, 2020, 03:00:45 AM
Here's another option: If I'm feeling really lazy, I'll just google "Dvorak", then copy and paste "Antonín Dvořák" from the results page.  :)
I've done that one before too--good suggestion!  I like the idea of having a text/word document with often used words, phrases or names in other languages.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 19, 2020, 03:28:25 AM
1950'ies silliness...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/31/db/5731db0beb162859d702b36217562c52.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/q60qBJ-lznOI4XkWp2-Y3LQBlgU=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-15373861-1590497934-7162.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 19, 2020, 12:46:10 PM
Quote from: pjme on November 19, 2020, 03:28:25 AM
1950'ies silliness...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/31/db/5731db0beb162859d702b36217562c52.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/q60qBJ-lznOI4XkWp2-Y3LQBlgU=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-15373861-1590497934-7162.jpeg.jpg)

Fabulous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 01, 2020, 05:50:21 AM
(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BRC010.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 01, 2020, 12:49:52 PM
Quote from: Brian on December 01, 2020, 05:50:21 AM
(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BRC010.jpg)

Inspiring.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 01, 2020, 12:59:02 PM
I like it!  ;D

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 02, 2020, 07:37:42 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on December 01, 2020, 12:59:02 PM
I like it!  ;D

If that was my house I'd leave the cat there for the time being, would just take the sign away.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 02, 2020, 09:08:08 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 02, 2020, 07:37:42 AM
If that was my house I'd leave the cat there for the time being, would just take the sign away.
Agreed.  :)  Wonder where that photo was taken?  Maybe on Lanai?  https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/lanai-cat-sanctuary

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on December 05, 2020, 05:04:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5ztttWg/s-l1600.jpg)

Supraphon/20th trying to be "hip" and "now" for the Sixties ........
              ...... and yet .........
                       ......... I sort of like it.   :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 05, 2020, 06:58:54 AM
Quote from: Scion7 on December 05, 2020, 05:04:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5ztttWg/s-l1600.jpg)

Supraphon/20th trying to be "hip" and "now" for the Sixties ........
              ...... and yet .........
                       ......... I sort of like it.   :P

Yeah a definite Yellow Submarine vibe going on there. But you should never get on a motorbike wearing a ball gown. :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 05, 2020, 01:17:01 PM
Quote from: Scion7 on December 05, 2020, 05:04:38 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5ztttWg/s-l1600.jpg)

Supraphon/20th trying to be "hip" and "now" for the Sixties ........
              ...... and yet .........
                       ......... I sort of like it.   :P

Seems perfectly okay to me. Dated, yes, but bad?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on December 05, 2020, 11:25:06 PM
I think it is a very nice and funny cover. Although I am clearly too young for the late 60s/70s design, I think it was great that Classical music could be such an integral part of culture that they would adopt a decidedly popcultural cover aesthetic. It might not have helped but I don't think that it hurt either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 06, 2020, 10:16:48 AM
Nonesuch produced their covers consistently in that style.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on December 08, 2020, 02:10:02 AM
A friend posted this on Facebook. I'm not sure whether to put it in the "best" or "worst" thread:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 08, 2020, 02:18:42 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on December 08, 2020, 02:10:02 AM
A friend posted this on Facebook. I'm not sure whether to put it in the "best" or "worst" thread:

Or potentially in the "fake" thread. Many of these sorts of things aren't genuine.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on December 08, 2020, 02:39:45 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on December 08, 2020, 02:10:02 AM
A friend posted this on Facebook. I'm not sure whether to put it in the "best" or "worst" thread:

Are they Cone-heads wearing wigs?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on December 08, 2020, 03:38:10 AM
It's almost certainly a fake, but the three ladies seem genuine; with some effort one could find the cover they stem from as they are remarkable enough for a collection of genuine weird covers.

(I was very puzzled that the humanoid Martians of E.R. Burroughs despite looking like and being able to interbreed with terrestrian humans, hatch from eggs...)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 08, 2020, 04:54:23 AM
Quote from: Madiel on December 08, 2020, 02:18:42 AM
Or potentially in the "fake" thread. Many of these sorts of things aren't genuine.

I'm a bit suspicious of some of those titles Matron. ;)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 08, 2020, 12:32:45 PM
(http://www.hbdirect.com/coverm/thumbnails/099925419424.jpg)

These modern "Hey, how can we get the artist to pose in a different way?" album covers give me the heebie jeebies.

It looks like he's been put in the naughty corner.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on December 08, 2020, 01:35:22 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41CN71VEJBL.jpg)
This is a jazz album I enjoy listening to and consider excellent, but the fugly cover art makes me avert my eyes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 08, 2020, 01:43:38 PM
Quote from: T. D. on December 08, 2020, 01:35:22 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41CN71VEJBL.jpg)
This is a jazz album I enjoy listening to and consider excellent, but the fugly cover art makes me avert my eyes.
I just did a bit of googling:  neat to find out that Alice (Mrs. Coltrane) was also a jazz artist/composer.  What instrument(s) did she play?  And did she write much music?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 08, 2020, 02:37:20 PM
She played piano on the last few John Coltrane albums. I believe, though I've only heard about a quarter of her solo work, that she performed almost exclusively her own compositions, also playing harp.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on December 08, 2020, 02:46:23 PM
She started off as a pianist and later took up the harp and organ.

Allmusic is often a good source for pop and jazz: https://www.allmusic.com/artist/alice-coltrane-mn0000006143/biography

For more of a focus on her "spiritual" work: https://www.alicecoltrane.com/

I've heard her recordings with John, a decent chunk of her "major label" releases, and this reissue of self-produced "ashram" music: https://www.alicecoltrane.com/world-spiritual-classics-1
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 08, 2020, 03:43:28 PM
Here's the full album:

https://youtu.be/RzuyR6GeXRg (https://youtu.be/RzuyR6GeXRg)

Quote from: T. D. on December 08, 2020, 01:35:22 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41CN71VEJBL.jpg)
This is a jazz album I enjoy listening to and consider excellent, but the fugly cover art makes me avert my eyes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 09, 2020, 02:31:32 AM
Thank you for the info gents!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on January 02, 2021, 06:58:28 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/sD5jGXTb/s-l640.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1977

I just don't like it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 03, 2021, 03:41:13 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 02, 2021, 06:58:28 PM
I just don't like it.

The Pathétique is/was an easy victim...

(https://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/133619.jpg)
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-b2hqlmx0cx/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/147757/320141/IMG_0007__09162.1593708564.jpg?c=2)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bf/fb/48/bffb48c094117be02bbbcfb351feb89c.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on January 04, 2021, 12:40:20 AM
Similar to first -

(https://i.imgur.com/QsB8mfh.jpg)

and third -

(https://i.imgur.com/YEivbWI.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 04, 2021, 01:03:18 AM
#3656 is quite cheesy and the one with the boots very strange (I probably don't get the joke?) but the other ones seem "classic" (mostly 1950s?) covers, maybe not the most beautiful but certainly remarkable; I don't really understand how they should be among the worst.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 04, 2021, 02:16:19 AM
Similarly, the flowers/boots one was the only one I really reacted to in that selection.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 04, 2021, 03:58:37 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on January 04, 2021, 01:03:18 AM
#3656 is quite cheesy and the one with the boots very strange (I probably don't get the joke?) but the other ones seem "classic" (mostly 1950s?) covers, maybe not the most beautiful but certainly remarkable; I don't really understand how they should be among the worst.

Yet another case of "des goûts et des couleurs"...I fear. But first of all, let's not be too serious about LP/CD covers.
The young people I know go crazy over (imho cheap & ugly) 1950-1960- ies furniture and lamps. Personally, I don't give much (= I hate) for formica, lava lamps, skai and what we call in Belgium "the Expo 1958 -style": asymmetry, twisted rebars, slanting table legs, flag stone/ marble/travertine floors and table tops...orange plastic.
The Lp covers I find brute, rough, garish & gaudy. And rather fun.

(http://www.djfood.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Music-for-Expo-58-Bashet.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 04, 2021, 07:38:57 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 04, 2021, 03:58:37 AM
(http://www.djfood.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Music-for-Expo-58-Bashet.jpg)

Oh that's nice! I went up that Atomium on a school trip years ago. It reminds me of the days when we used to believe in progress, discovery, optimism. :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on January 04, 2021, 07:47:57 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on January 04, 2021, 07:38:57 AM
Oh that's nice! I went up that Atomium on a school trip years ago. It reminds me of the days when we used to believe in progress, discovery, optimism. :(

I wouldn't hang that on the wall as a poster, but think it's fine as an album cover / historical document. As noted above, the underlying (perhaps kitschy) '50s aesthetic is highly popular in many circles, though I'm mostly indifferent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on January 04, 2021, 07:49:57 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 02, 2021, 07:32:59 PM
It looks like he's standing at a urinal.  (Sorry).
With his hands in his pockets?? Brave man!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on January 04, 2021, 01:43:41 PM
I love this disk, but the footwear bothers me. I think the cover would have been better without that Japanese touch. Or maybe it's the 90s and the times required such a cultural association on the cd cover. I dunno.

(https://img.discogs.com/ZO0zOurHZS2I0zR--bxapTJi5dA=/fit-in/480x454/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5158908-1390739437-9220.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 04, 2021, 04:13:37 PM
Quote from: geralmar on January 04, 2021, 02:56:43 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/X7ymv3VY/s-l640-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I almost passed on buying the CD I so loathe that fuzzy pink centaur in the corner.  I wish Chandos had just kept the original cover:

](https://i.postimg.cc/Lnxwj9CC/holst-the-planets-gibson-sno-1979.jpg) (https://thesawmillgrill.com/)

The pink seems to be the fault of Chandos. The original is [I think] part of the frescoes of the Villa Farnese in Rome.
(https://3h7pwd17k2h42n17eg2j7vdq-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Zodiac.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on January 04, 2021, 09:52:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/tCx0kgqF/77c557488128416b5f48ced1d2a8e402250x250.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/V62ws0sL/R38cffdb455c2a40b1dd2c48d3f9b40cc.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/HW5D4xsX/28947081920.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/0jvtC9c0/R5820363fce76799b7f685099c7ae979d.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 04, 2021, 11:39:04 PM
Maybe they used the same pictures in commercials for that chair?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on January 06, 2021, 12:44:04 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 05, 2021, 11:42:31 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Hst3RgRP/raymond-devos-au-theatre-des-varietes-1414490678-view-0.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5MPzKcj/derek-bell-plays-with-himself-1402401697-view-0.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Great choices!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 06, 2021, 01:58:27 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 05, 2021, 11:42:31 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Hst3RgRP/raymond-devos-au-theatre-des-varietes-1414490678-view-0.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5MPzKcj/derek-bell-plays-with-himself-1402401697-view-0.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I wouldn't call these worst looking (ugly), but they are certainly bizarre. "Derek Bell plays with himself" sounds naughty.  :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 06, 2021, 02:35:41 AM
Great choices, indeed.
Raymond Devos was a very famous Belgo-French comedian, "cabaretier" - not yet forgotten.
Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Devos

(https://www.francetvinfo.fr/pictures/UPMecdRFetn75vrmF8bkX1QUnV4/fit-in/720x/filters:format(webp)/2019/04/12/raymond_devos.jpg)

he played several instruments.



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 06, 2021, 05:09:29 AM
They are hilariously bizarre but hardly among the "worst". Among the worst in a boring way I find many with boring photographs of artists looking either not photogenic or very artificially staged. (Like Karajan having the cheek to pose at the piano with Richter relegated to the background in the recording of Beethoven's triple concerto.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 06, 2021, 05:34:36 AM
As for hilarious or weird, I just stumbled over this. (It took me a few seconds to get the connection) It is also surprising that the put in two sonatas as fillers that are probably among the least known/popular ones.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Cyf5QwpQL._AC_.jpg)

Also, the second CD I bought has a weird but less funny cover:

[asin]B00000E3G4[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 06, 2021, 06:15:54 AM
 ;D  ;D

Bonn - an industrious, modern city!

(https://dgwh4hty77sxy.cloudfront.net/10502/scheherajazz-swingin-with-prince-igor-tannhauser-2-lps-on-1-cd.jpg)

It is getting weirder and weirder...and helps to get through this gloomy day!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on January 06, 2021, 06:47:28 AM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzkzMzA5Mi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)

Feeling judged and uncomfortable ?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 06, 2021, 06:53:42 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/FloraFaunaMerryweather.jpg)

:P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on January 06, 2021, 06:56:45 AM
 :laugh:

they don't seem to like it either  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on January 06, 2021, 11:25:04 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 04, 2021, 09:52:37 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/tCx0kgqF/77c557488128416b5f48ced1d2a8e402250x250.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/V62ws0sL/R38cffdb455c2a40b1dd2c48d3f9b40cc.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/HW5D4xsX/28947081920.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/0jvtC9c0/R5820363fce76799b7f685099c7ae979d.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
What a wild story of a relationship between a man and his chair.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 07, 2021, 01:12:10 AM
Quote from: Artem on January 06, 2021, 11:25:04 AM
What a wild story of a relationship between a man and his chair.

The main thing is it ended happily.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on January 07, 2021, 06:43:35 AM
Quote from: Artem on January 06, 2021, 11:25:04 AM
What a wild story of a relationship between a man and his chair.

Quote from: Madiel on January 07, 2021, 01:12:10 AM
The main thing is it ended happily.

Now this is a photo of a man and his chair:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/8e/fd/a48efd2d6cde9d198be74034df25cba3.jpg)

The man is Gene Kelly (if you don't recognize him).  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on January 07, 2021, 01:19:31 PM
Quote from: geralmar on January 04, 2021, 09:52:37 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/HW5D4xsX/28947081920.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Clint_Eastwood_and_Chair.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 07, 2021, 01:36:31 PM
David Hurwitz - "Music Chat: The WORST Album Covers Ever!!!":

https://youtu.be/AlvrKpWRNP8 (https://youtu.be/AlvrKpWRNP8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 08, 2021, 03:32:00 AM
^ Don't see anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 08, 2021, 04:07:29 AM
I wonder if this is a real mural from an orthodox monastery or so (I think I saw somewhat similar paintings in one of the Meteora monasteries open to tourists but this was a long time ago) or only adopting such a style.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 08, 2021, 04:11:55 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 07, 2021, 06:25:47 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/wMjZBrHQ/teodor-currentzis-mozartx-requiem-2-lp1-1-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://postimages.org/)

This is a pretty good cover imho. I would have made the texts brown instead of white to make them easier to read, but that all I have to say.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 08, 2021, 04:13:53 AM
Google makes it easy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_(icon)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/The_Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_Monastery_of_St_Catherine_Sinai_12th_century.jpg/800px-The_Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_Monastery_of_St_Catherine_Sinai_12th_century.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on January 09, 2021, 11:09:17 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/zGzWf43M/51i-Zw-Tt-M7g-L-SY350.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on January 10, 2021, 05:28:25 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 08, 2021, 04:13:53 AM
Google makes it easy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_(icon)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/The_Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_Monastery_of_St_Catherine_Sinai_12th_century.jpg/800px-The_Ladder_of_Divine_Ascent_Monastery_of_St_Catherine_Sinai_12th_century.jpg)

Beautiful. Love that performance of the Requiem, by the way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on January 10, 2021, 06:28:01 AM
Quote from: André on January 10, 2021, 05:28:25 AM
Beautiful. Love that performance of the Requiem, by the way.
That icon is amazing!  I just did some googling about it (Orthodox Wiki).  :)

Listened also to part of the performance (on youtube):  excellent!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Carlo Gesualdo on January 20, 2021, 04:02:48 PM
Greeting folks, the worst sleeve were  from label Turnaboutvox, but this compagnie would offer quality thick  vinyl witch mention quality of sound, I am listening a lot to two of them being:

Henry IV but that not the worst  sleeve it's one of there best, but  Music of Spanish Renaissance at the court of Emperor Charles the fifth is hideous look s like someone puke on the sleeve but great vinyl.


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 20, 2021, 09:23:33 PM
Quote from: deprofundis on January 20, 2021, 04:02:48 PM
Music of Spanish Renaissance at the court of Emperor Charles the fifth is hideous look s like someone puke on the sleeve but great vinyl.

Oh wow is that man sniffing the lady's bottom? ???

(https://img.discogs.com/3MBB2PhwrqAAoRwTheAV6oOOzDg=/fit-in/600x604/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4616960-1370071437-7193.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 22, 2021, 06:09:29 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 21, 2021, 06:36:07 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/pV3wm2xQ/c7fddceb-f643-4894-9a77-f01b4886b9d6-1-b79fbdf60736109adba401647ea85783.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

She looks ill... .

Or like she plays the piano to chill out for a while in between doing more exciting things. >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 22, 2021, 08:36:40 AM
(https://www.danacordbutik.dk/shop/product_thumb.php?img=mediafiles/images/produkter/Danacord/516.jpg&w=200&h=200)

"....more exciting things...": piano inferno!

Be prepared: http://www.ninakavtaradze.com/lioness_of_the_piano.htm

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 22, 2021, 09:34:18 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 22, 2021, 08:36:40 AM
(https://www.danacordbutik.dk/shop/product_thumb.php?img=mediafiles/images/produkter/Danacord/516.jpg&w=200&h=200)

"....more exciting things...": piano inferno!

Be prepared: http://www.ninakavtaradze.com/lioness_of_the_piano.htm

Is that a Roger Moore as James Bond poster?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 22, 2021, 04:18:18 PM
Clearly, for the purposes of this thread she's a serial offender.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on January 22, 2021, 04:38:51 PM
Huh. My first thought is that it was the comic sans font that was offensive.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 22, 2021, 04:45:47 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on January 22, 2021, 04:38:51 PM
Huh. My first thought is that it was the comic sans font that was offensive.

We don't have to find only one thing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 23, 2021, 05:14:49 AM
 ??? The culprit turns out to be a Stefan Blöndal, mr. Kavtaradze.....
http://www.stefanblondal.com/

He surely is a legitimate heir to Bragolin and co.:
Bruno Amadio, popularly known as Bragolin, the creator of the Crying Boys.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Bragolin_Crying_Boy.JPG)(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/511f4a7ce4b083f0a83f6a49/1365344892248-4NBUEEQOWCY0ERKH027E/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kIy9wUPxMasQcWvy0nq1S2lZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpxF-uYiG23avHdr6L8F4xofGvZLzClLsIhoAhXr_Uob6tG32IbzBkxq2ipYU_pEvqc/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w)

or any other saucy gypsies and horse mane-hair girls:

(https://www.wallpapers13.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Girl-with-long-blonde-hair-and-Rapunzel-horses-with-beautiful-blonde-mane-Fantasy-Art-915x515.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 23, 2021, 06:11:13 AM
Ah, a popular artist. ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 03, 2021, 12:42:51 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 27, 2021, 03:28:22 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8zwjLYLG/613a-Qt-BR6t-L-SY780.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/0QSkXXKb/618f3i-CJq-AL-AC-SY450.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


(https://i.postimg.cc/15B9dqXc/515i-L7uc-Ev-L-AC-SY355.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Someone got paid for coming up with those!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on February 03, 2021, 02:36:11 AM
Quote from: geralmar on January 27, 2021, 03:28:22 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8zwjLYLG/613a-Qt-BR6t-L-SY780.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/0QSkXXKb/618f3i-CJq-AL-AC-SY450.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


(https://i.postimg.cc/15B9dqXc/515i-L7uc-Ev-L-AC-SY355.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I purchased the Haitink/LSO cycle individually as they were released. I can't say that I even noticed the covers - I had to go check I had the same issue as the ones above.  As I have said before, for me, the cover is the least important part of an album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on February 03, 2021, 02:47:49 AM
Quote from: Irons on February 03, 2021, 12:42:51 AM
Someone got paid for coming up with those!

Someone who is mainly paid to design adds for cosmetics brands.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 03, 2021, 05:24:50 AM
Haitink is one of my favorite cycles.  I only owned them digitally and never noticed the artwork.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 03, 2021, 06:32:11 AM
I thought those covers were fine/nice. The LSO house label likes close-ups of textures; I think they have some Rachmaninov with snakeskin and leather.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: The new erato on February 03, 2021, 09:26:13 AM
Me as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 03, 2021, 01:30:59 PM
This on the other hand...

(https://eclassical.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h7933/4727933-origpic-9726dd.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on February 03, 2021, 02:00:33 PM
Quote from: Brian on February 03, 2021, 01:30:59 PM
This on the other hand...

(https://eclassical.textalk.se/shop/17115/art15/h7933/4727933-origpic-9726dd.jpg)

Comic sans needs to be banned for anything except kids birthday invitations. It looks so unprofessional in any other context. 😂 This particular cover looks like a wind up that someone got approved accidentally or it was the head of marketing's last day on the job 🤷‍♂️
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 03, 2021, 03:44:46 PM
Funny enough comic sans was used by Fermi Lab in their announcement about the Higgs boson!  Which is one of the greatest discoveries in Physics.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Benji on February 03, 2021, 03:48:51 PM
Quote from: DavidW on February 03, 2021, 03:44:46 PM
Funny enough comic sans was used by Fermi Lab in their announcement about the Higgs boson!  Which is one of the greatest discoveries in Physics.

The bastards 😂

That is quite funny though...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 03, 2021, 04:12:57 PM
I was just imagining what some other famous album covers would look like if you put MUSIC! on them in Comic Sans. That's my favorite part of that cover. Like, "hey, I wonder what's on this, I wish there was a very clear label saying if this is music or not."  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 04, 2021, 03:39:49 AM
Quote from: Biffo on February 03, 2021, 02:36:11 AM
I purchased the Haitink/LSO cycle individually as they were released. I can't say that I even noticed the covers - I had to go check I had the same issue as the ones above.  As I have said before, for me, the cover is the least important part of an album.

Less so CD I grant you but for LP cover art is immensely important.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Szykneij on February 04, 2021, 04:03:39 AM
Quote from: Irons on February 04, 2021, 03:39:49 AM
Less so CD I grant you but for LP cover art is immensely important.

I agree. I feel the same way about wine. The cover/label should reflect the quality of what is inside.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 05, 2021, 07:26:19 AM
Quote from: Szykneij on February 04, 2021, 04:03:39 AM
I agree. I feel the same way about wine. The cover/label should reflect the quality of what is inside.

Or a cheap plastic frame would not do for a Monet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 05, 2021, 07:39:33 AM
Quote from: Irons on February 04, 2021, 03:39:49 AM
Less so CD I grant you but for LP cover art is immensely important.

I've got that book too, and contributed to a museum exhibition with some LPs at the Danish Design Museum some years ago ...  the author isn't that focused on analyzing the artistic trends and biographies though, it's more of an appetizer book. BTW, Taschen has made a massive, economical Steinweiss book.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 05, 2021, 08:22:37 AM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 05, 2021, 07:39:33 AM
I've got that book too, and contributed to a museum exhibition with some LPs at the Danish Design Museum some years ago ...  the author isn't that focused on analyzing the artistic trends and biographies though, it's more of an appetizer book. BTW, Taschen has made a massive, economical Steinweiss book.

I agree, it does not pretend to be a comprehensive survey but a picture book of a record collection. I am slightly embarrassed to admit due to it's ridiculous cost in investing "The Classical Long Playing Record" by Jaco van Witteloostuyn. I did get to know Shawm Kreitzman who was involved in the translation from Dutch. Really nice chap but lost contact many years ago.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 07, 2021, 06:03:27 PM
Let's have random upper case letters in the middle of words..
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51US8uAYehL.jpg)
From Heidseick Complete Erato/HMV Recordings set. All three CDs of Mozart concertos have this style of cover "art".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 07, 2021, 06:17:13 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 07, 2021, 06:03:27 PM
Let's have random upper case letters in the middle of words..
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51US8uAYehL.jpg)
From Heidseick Complete Erato/HMV Recordings set. All three CDs of Mozart concertos have this style of cover "art".

I tried to make sense of the bizarre upper-case (or enlarged?) letters, but couldn't perceive any pattern or encoding. Didn't spend much time on it, though...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 08, 2021, 06:04:45 AM
I guess they anticipated SpongeBob case before SpongeBob ever existed  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 08, 2021, 07:41:05 AM
It looks kind of like a ransom letter!  They just need to randomly change font as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on February 08, 2021, 10:38:38 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on January 20, 2021, 09:23:33 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/3MBB2PhwrqAAoRwTheAV6oOOzDg=/fit-in/600x604/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4616960-1370071437-7193.jpeg.jpg)

It's not really fair to pick on Turnabout as all their sleeves were terrible.  Have we had this one earlier in the thread?:

(https://img.discogs.com/IdCkQf2g1rSq-L_p0xL5dU5as5s=/fit-in/568x568/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3443744-1330634671.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 08, 2021, 10:40:44 AM
Quote from: T. D. on February 07, 2021, 06:17:13 PM
I tried to make sense of the bizarre upper-case (or enlarged?) letters, but couldn't perceive any pattern or encoding. Didn't spend much time on it, though...

I agree, there doesn't seem to be any consistent system, except from the whimsical fondness of some letters being bigger, and a certain strive for an overall graphic balance, also on most lines ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 08, 2021, 08:14:56 PM
Quote from: DaveF on February 08, 2021, 10:38:38 AM
It's not really fair to pick on Turnabout as all their sleeves were terrible.  Have we had this one earlier in the thread?:

(https://img.discogs.com/IdCkQf2g1rSq-L_p0xL5dU5as5s=/fit-in/568x568/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3443744-1330634671.jpeg.jpg)

I don't remember seeing that. It looks like someone slipped a square some acid and played him one of the Gong albums with all that hippie nonsense about pot head pixies and flying teapots. ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 09, 2021, 12:08:13 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 06, 2021, 04:24:41 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/505KdKp1/51-CEA8-HTlu-L-SY350.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Hurts my eyes.

I quite like it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 09, 2021, 06:57:01 AM
Groovy. 8)

(https://img.discogs.com/voxyRlEKdTBIp1Jeudvbj_W2EPE=/fit-in/600x592/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-12138812-1529076170-3627.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 09, 2021, 07:04:33 AM
Groovier. ;)

(https://img.discogs.com/HuuWjGH2NykswoX-AmQ4toIhImI=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5519939-1532415004-5393.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on February 09, 2021, 11:18:03 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81EVvglNcQL._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 09, 2021, 01:41:36 PM
Dave Hurwitz's "Music Chat: The WORST Album Covers Ever!!! (Part 2)":

https://youtu.be/t6RAskhX47I (https://youtu.be/t6RAskhX47I)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on February 09, 2021, 01:58:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 09, 2021, 01:41:36 PM
Dave Hurwitz's "Music Chat: The WORST Album Covers Ever!!! (Part 2)":

https://youtu.be/t6RAskhX47I (https://youtu.be/t6RAskhX47I)

Yes, I just watched that one today!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 09, 2021, 08:49:08 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/B6znbP2g/td02.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 09, 2021, 09:54:23 PM
 ............... 'gonna raise quite a few eyebrows these days, but I think it is meant quite innocently, and it doesn't really provoke me personally. It's probably from around 1970. But of course it's misunderstood as regards the themes of the music; the title "Little Russia" is referring to a geographical area in Ukraine, not any "little Russian". The faked performer names are also somehow more in line with that ...

But here's some little known, curious stuff about the Soviet 1920s .... anarchist activists, in the nude, boarding public trams, etc. The 'Roaring Twenties' weren't just a Western phenomena:  https://www.rbth.com/history/328265-russian-sexual-revolution

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on February 10, 2021, 12:13:48 AM
Quote from: Todd on February 09, 2021, 11:18:03 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81EVvglNcQL._SS500_.jpg)

Oh boy, I remember Dean Reed from my childhood but was spared of this. "Dean Reed and his world"? I guess he got what he deserved.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on February 11, 2021, 08:14:11 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 10, 2021, 10:21:01 AM
I hope "got what he deserved" didn't mean being murdered (maybe) by the Stasi or KGB.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Reed

Oh, I meant being stuck in a tree.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 17, 2021, 07:02:40 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/CfvmWKRmlihkDFB9gUK1DOY3LOA=/fit-in/429x429/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-14323239-1572252572-8314.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 17, 2021, 04:08:25 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/nL4Bg8xb/gr04.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on February 17, 2021, 07:43:08 PM
Quote from: geralmar on February 15, 2021, 10:41:19 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/4xXB5ZD9/512-Q6-AQJM1-L-SY400.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

There must people in the World who see nightmares because of this "artwork."  :o

Quote from: steve ridgway on February 17, 2021, 07:02:40 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/CfvmWKRmlihkDFB9gUK1DOY3LOA=/fit-in/429x429/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-14323239-1572252572-8314.jpeg.jpg)

How can anyone be this bad at designing artwork?  :-X A masterpiece of incompetence!

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 17, 2021, 09:05:27 PM
That's a great NHS poster although I'm avoiding vaccine discussion due to having a non-conformist opinion.🙊
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 20, 2021, 04:03:29 PM
Here Are the 33 Worst Album Covers of 2020 (https://exclaim.ca/music/article/here_are_the_33_worst_album_covers_of_2020/page/1)

(https://exclaim.ca/images/22_wac.jpg)

And I hadn't previously been aware that Belle And Sebastian released an album last year.

...or that William Shatner made an album of blues covers.


Here Are the 29 Worst Album Covers of 2019 (https://exclaim.ca/music/article/here_are_the_29_worst_album_covers_of_2019)

(https://exclaim.ca/images/5_hug.jpg)


Here Are the 21 Worst Album Covers of 2018 (https://exclaim.ca/music/article/here_are_the_21_worst_album_covers_of_2018)

(https://exclaim.ca/images/worst19.jpg)


Here Are the 20 Worst Album Covers of 2017 (https://exclaim.ca/music/article/here_are_the_20_worst_album_covers_of_2017)

(https://exclaim.ca/images/wallytusk.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 21, 2021, 03:41:10 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 20, 2021, 03:44:05 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/2SJVpHhQ/9382-large.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Again you've picked one that I don't really see anything wrong with.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 21, 2021, 06:03:17 AM
Those selections from the last four years are hideous; you'd think people would know how to do albums covers by now. ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 21, 2021, 06:05:47 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 21, 2021, 03:41:10 AM
Again you've picked one that I don't really see anything wrong with.

It looks as if someone's attempted to apply makeup and hair colour from the outside of that door. :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 21, 2021, 06:08:27 AM
If we're doing non classical covers I've never been fond of this one.

(https://img.discogs.com/JF2tD3oJD8MmINJL73bfDawpucU=/fit-in/500x500/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2703168-1307692717.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 26, 2021, 03:07:17 PM
That reminded me of a gag on The Simpsons:

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3b/Repairapproach.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20191024030128)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 26, 2021, 04:07:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/JzGGhDhJ/51-Okc9-LHmc-L-SS500.jpg) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 26, 2021, 04:13:49 PM
Quote from: geralmar on February 26, 2021, 02:50:36 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/jdQg2mBy/s-l640.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


Better? :D

In the sense of fulfilling the criterion of the thread, yes. Aesthetically, not so much!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 27, 2021, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on February 26, 2021, 03:07:17 PM
That reminded me of a gag on The Simpsons:

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/3b/Repairapproach.jpg)

LOL.😂
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 27, 2021, 07:24:59 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 21, 2021, 03:41:10 AM
Again you've picked one that I don't really see anything wrong with.

I knew nothing about Ruders opera. Here is some info:
http://blog.blo.org/a-deep-dive-into-poul-ruders-the-handmaids-tale-part-ii


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 27, 2021, 07:25:45 AM
The late Chick Corea's album covers ran the gamut, from attractive to...this:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51z67QruaUL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 27, 2021, 11:28:58 AM
Quote from: T. D. on February 27, 2021, 07:25:45 AM
The late Chick Corea's album covers ran the gamut, from attractive to...this:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51z67QruaUL._SX425_.jpg)

What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 27, 2021, 12:30:09 PM
Everything!  :D :D :D

All the adaptations (puppets, animations, films and other commercial merchandising rubbish) of De Smurfen/ Schtroumpfs/ Smurfs are really bad and very ugly.
The original Peyo drawings are fine and often funny.

(https://www.akim.nl/Images/Dynamic/500x500/Stripshop.Publication/547871/89653-johan-en-pirrewiet-9-de-fluit-met-zes-smurfen-softcover-dupuis.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 27, 2021, 12:52:31 PM
(Old fashioned) stage make up isn't suited to close up photography

(https://db.classical-music-records.com/photos/0000065048.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 27, 2021, 01:00:50 PM
Quote from: T. D. on February 27, 2021, 07:25:45 AM
The late Chick Corea's album covers ran the gamut, from attractive to...this:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51z67QruaUL._SX425_.jpg)
Augh!!!! lol
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 28, 2021, 07:41:11 AM
So why have they used a photo of the Moon when it's neither a movement in the work nor a planet? :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/DfQfkGai2Qa2hLCPaE1MZUGCzws=/fit-in/480x480/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4485038-1366228227-2580.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 28, 2021, 08:14:48 AM
Quote from: pjme on February 27, 2021, 12:30:09 PM
Everything!  :D :D :D

All the adaptations (puppets, animations, films and other commercial merchandising rubbish) of De Smurfen/ Schtroumpfs/ Smurfs are really bad and very ugly.
The original Peyo drawings are fine and often funny.

(https://www.akim.nl/Images/Dynamic/500x500/Stripshop.Publication/547871/89653-johan-en-pirrewiet-9-de-fluit-met-zes-smurfen-softcover-dupuis.jpg)

I liked them when I was a child. At first they were called 'snøvserne' here, but a local author complained about it, since he had already written children's books about a different creature also called a 'snøvs', and their name was then quickly changed into 'smølferne' ... they did develop into something less gracious and more heavily commercialized with the passage of time; albums have been released at least until 2017 ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 28, 2021, 08:29:09 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on February 28, 2021, 07:41:11 AM
So why have they used a photo of the Moon when it's neither a movement in the work nor a planet? :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/DfQfkGai2Qa2hLCPaE1MZUGCzws=/fit-in/480x480/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4485038-1366228227-2580.jpeg.jpg)

The pictures from Mariner 4 (1965) around Mars are not stunning.  The first flyby of Mercury was by Mariner 10 in 1974.  Most planets wouldn't have flybys and great photographs until much later.  If you're dealing with an old lp they didn't a deep collection of stunning photographs of our planets like they do now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 28, 2021, 09:54:53 AM
OK - but there are many other sources of (historical) inspiration.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0718/1633/products/20190625_191942_1024x1024.jpg?v=1580399960)

(https://d1e9ycqe323hkh.cloudfront.net/items/254285992619.jpg)

Or use oversized confetti !

(https://http2.mlstatic.com/lp-the-planets-gustav-holst-westminster-1953-made-in-D_NQ_NP_799177-MLB29523106728_022019-W.webp)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 28, 2021, 10:29:12 AM
On could surely build a "The Planets" LP collection, just on the basis/subject of the varied covers and their content/attitude.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 28, 2021, 12:31:23 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 28, 2021, 08:14:48 AM
I liked them when I was a child. At first they were called 'snøvserne' here, but a local author complained about it, since he had already written children's books about a different creature also called a 'snøvs', and their name was then quickly changed into 'smølferne' ... they did develop into something less gracious and more heavily commercialized with the passage of time; albums have been released at least until 2017 ...
I hadn't realized that they were created so long ago (no insult intended to you MT!).  I had thought that they were a much more modern creation?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 28, 2021, 12:32:58 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on February 28, 2021, 07:41:11 AM
So why have they used a photo of the Moon when it's neither a movement in the work nor a planet? :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/DfQfkGai2Qa2hLCPaE1MZUGCzws=/fit-in/480x480/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4485038-1366228227-2580.jpeg.jpg)
So, just curious, when were the first photos of Mars?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 28, 2021, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 28, 2021, 10:29:12 AM
On could surely build a "The Planets" LP collection, just on the basis/subject of the varied covers and their content/attitude.

Wikipedia article on Peyo: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyo
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on February 28, 2021, 01:43:43 PM
Quote from: pjme on February 28, 2021, 01:11:11 PM
Wikipedia article on Peyo: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyo

I preferred his other comic strip venture, Johan et Pirlouit. The stories intersect, as the Smurfs appear in half a dozen J&P stories.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on March 01, 2021, 05:39:59 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on February 28, 2021, 12:32:58 PM
So, just curious, when were the first photos of Mars?

PD

Decent photos, mid-60s.  Telescope images are terrible because when Mars is close enough the Sun shines directly down so there is not much in the way of shadows to provide detail of the terrain.  That is why for a long time people thought they were seeing great canals of Mars when they were not.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 01, 2021, 06:11:38 AM
Quote from: DavidW on March 01, 2021, 05:39:59 AM
Decent photos, mid-60s.  Telescope images are terrible because when Mars is close enough the Sun shines directly down so there is not much in the way of shadows to provide detail of the terrain.  That is why for a long time people thought they were seeing great canals of Mars when they were not.
Quite interesting re the sun....thanks!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 03, 2021, 07:47:04 AM
Quote from: DavidW on February 28, 2021, 08:29:09 AM
The pictures from Mariner 4 (1965) around Mars are not stunning.  The first flyby of Mercury was by Mariner 10 in 1974.  Most planets wouldn't have flybys and great photographs until much later.  If you're dealing with an old lp they didn't a deep collection of stunning photographs of our planets like they do now.

Good point seeing as those Mars images were of cratered areas so look like rather poor quality pictures of the Moon.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 05:36:16 AM
One for green people everywhere. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/1fr4O3vZUIsmzBlLqUSzgWs_k8k=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-13701812-1559327363-9890.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on March 23, 2021, 06:04:49 AM
Well...this is horrendous...  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:05:34 AM
An LP from Portugal...

(https://img.discogs.com/CbULQ9BNL_qM-NbK3fWCqRB83vU=/fit-in/600x450/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7072834-1433075448-3108.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 06:07:26 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:05:34 AM
An LP from Portugal...

(https://img.discogs.com/CbULQ9BNL_qM-NbK3fWCqRB83vU=/fit-in/600x450/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7072834-1433075448-3108.jpeg.jpg)

Bad quality soft porn. Ughhh.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:22:13 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 06:07:26 AM
Bad quality soft porn. Ughhh.

Well it could be worse. :'(

(https://img.discogs.com/o9IRbErtwPcDqAVpuTr_vojxiH0=/fit-in/600x606/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1840812-1507144475-9820.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 23, 2021, 06:27:22 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 05:36:16 AM
One for green people everywhere. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/1fr4O3vZUIsmzBlLqUSzgWs_k8k=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-13701812-1559327363-9890.jpeg.jpg)

Reminds me of this classic Mitch Hedberg joke (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El65C0u_J3U)!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:37:11 AM
Quote from: Brian on March 23, 2021, 06:27:22 AM
Reminds me of this classic Mitch Hedberg joke (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El65C0u_J3U)!

LOL  :laugh:

(https://img.discogs.com/HaxioNUppwvvjJs8XmI6xrRS5gM=/fit-in/600x670/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8284858-1535234571-4812.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:40:32 AM
Bonus points to the first person to say what's wrong with this artwork. :P

(https://img.discogs.com/xf05kOu8FSdyT2sAcswIXNHbUSU=/fit-in/600x579/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-10757277-1503860114-6339.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on March 23, 2021, 06:56:30 AM
The purple people eater is green!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 07:24:31 AM
Sometimes you just can't make your mind up which was the best photo. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/bzM8fUcYAL7ZtOg5BH9A4oGenvU=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7716224-1447326463-2145.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 07:55:38 AM
A Reader's Digest classical music box set.

(https://img.discogs.com/X1npcWHacn2-VkhOXPD4IbpWoKE=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-10196375-1493225126-5086.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 07:58:19 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:22:13 AM
Well it could be worse. :'(

(https://img.discogs.com/o9IRbErtwPcDqAVpuTr_vojxiH0=/fit-in/600x606/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1840812-1507144475-9820.jpeg.jpg)

Is this monstrosity real?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 08:00:03 AM
Speaking of classical, I'm torn between these two. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/9592JOw_Oy6sHqeA9HjnznrWQbw=/fit-in/600x616/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-10011421-1490109723-6447.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/dH8MPVkLVy_5zAo5Kwft8z-CryI=/fit-in/600x534/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6121016-1411578603-7360.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 08:02:46 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 08:00:03 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/dH8MPVkLVy_5zAo5Kwft8z-CryI=/fit-in/600x534/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-6121016-1411578603-7360.jpeg.jpg)

She might as well have taken her hands off, they hide nothing because there's nothing to hide.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on March 23, 2021, 08:15:29 AM
Her career went downhill after that...  :blank:

(https://static.bangkokpost.com/media/content/20150704/c1_612604.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 11:24:24 AM
Quote from: geralmar on March 23, 2021, 11:19:45 AM
Bait & switch:

(https://i.postimg.cc/cHmVwbZP/IMG-20170321-210352.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Considering the last ones posted, this one is classy.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 24, 2021, 07:20:24 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 23, 2021, 11:24:24 AM
Considering the last ones posted, this one is classy.  ;D

That looks very appropriate for a romantic easy listening album, maybe playing in the background in an Italian restaurant. :-*
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 24, 2021, 07:55:22 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 24, 2021, 07:20:24 AM
That looks very appropriate for a romantic easy listening album, maybe playing in the background in an Italian restaurant. :-*

Yep.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 25, 2021, 03:35:53 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 07:24:31 AM
Sometimes you just can't make your mind up which was the best photo. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/bzM8fUcYAL7ZtOg5BH9A4oGenvU=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7716224-1447326463-2145.jpeg.jpg)

That caption made me laugh out loud.

As did the green people, just because it has "Whiter Shade of Pale" on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Artem on March 25, 2021, 11:05:57 AM
It isn't the worst, but does anybody else see a pepperoni pizza lying on the ground? That's what I see on the cover.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81mJ9JOIS0L._SS500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on March 25, 2021, 11:39:18 AM
Quote from: Artem on March 25, 2021, 11:05:57 AM
It isn't the worst, but does anybody else see a pepperoni pizza lying on the ground? That's what I see on the cover.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81mJ9JOIS0L._SS500_.jpg)

:D  That is exactly what I thought it was!!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 01:47:32 AM
Yes, it definitely gives a pizza impression.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on March 26, 2021, 02:36:57 AM
Pizza for me as well. I wonder what it really is.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 26, 2021, 02:46:06 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 26, 2021, 02:36:57 AM
Pizza for me as well. I wonder what it really is.

I suppose that the autumnal leaves and moss may (vaguely) refer to one of the Cassou poems

l n'y avait que des troncs déchirés,
que couronnaient des vols de corbeaux ivres,
et le château était couleur de givre,
ce soir de fer où je m'y présentai.
Je n'avais plus avec moi ni mes livres,
ni ma compagne, l'âme, et ses péchés,
ni cette enfant qui tant rêvait de vivre,
quand je l'avais sur terre rencontrée.
Les murs étaient blanchis au lait de sphynge
et les dalles rougies au sang d'Orphée.
Des mains sans grâce avaient tendu des linges
aux fenêtre borgnes comme des fées.
La scène était prête pour des acteurs
fous et cruels à force de bonheur.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on March 26, 2021, 02:55:41 AM
Quote from: Artem on March 25, 2021, 11:05:57 AM
It isn't the worst, but does anybody else see a pepperoni pizza lying on the ground? That's what I see on the cover.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81mJ9JOIS0L._SS500_.jpg)

Is it being devoured by grubs?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 26, 2021, 07:23:48 AM
That's it? A photo of a CD?

(https://i.discogs.com/R-9624369-1483811353-4330.jpeg?bucket=discogs-images&fit=contain&format=auto&height=584&quality=90&width=600&signature=kceCnbLoFoc1tv3AxcOJzqtjMPUJ8Q0f4Ry14PNoAUo%3D)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on March 26, 2021, 11:53:03 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 07:24:31 AM
Sometimes you just can't make your mind up which was the best photo. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/bzM8fUcYAL7ZtOg5BH9A4oGenvU=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7716224-1447326463-2145.jpeg.jpg)
This would make more sense if she had posed as each Beatle in each picture! Heck, get it over with and do an Abbey Road cover tribute with four of her crossing the road, one of them barefoot...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 02:22:58 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 26, 2021, 07:23:48 AM
That's it? A photo of a CD?

(https://i.discogs.com/R-9624369-1483811353-4330.jpeg?bucket=discogs-images&fit=contain&format=auto&height=584&quality=90&width=600&signature=kceCnbLoFoc1tv3AxcOJzqtjMPUJ8Q0f4Ry14PNoAUo%3D)

It's a sampler. Given that lots of samplers never even had covers, it's doing okay.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 02:25:20 PM
But isn't that more of a "classic album remastered" design? They would be better of with some kind of collage of the albums they're sampling or else its as though the sampler itself is the classic album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 02:55:51 PM
It doesn't say it's a classic album. It says it's a classical sampler.

Nor does it say anything about remastering.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 03:02:25 PM
You misunderstand me. I'm talking about the branding:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41K0VMTVQAL.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51QhJKkDEwL._SY355_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JTUqJVo8L._SX355_.jpg)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51KttB3tYAL._SX355_.jpg) (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51xCF1vr7ML.jpg) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuFbzhyMhcb6MOf8jj67TbVKdADJFDeJ6yQw&usqp=CAU)

like if they'd put the image of the sampler cd inside this cover format:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/411N0WM7SZL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:09:36 PM
But they didn't. Now you're asking me to comment not on the actual cover that was posted on the thread, but on some imaginary cover.

They put Little Richard on the cover of an album that presumably contains a recording of Little Richard. They put a generic image of a CD on a sampler. I would have thought that here, of all places, people could understand the difference between "classic" and "classical".  But now we seem to be delving into a complaint that you somehow can't tell that Original Master Recording is a brand name (despite the prominent trademark symbol) or that "master" and "remastered" are confusing. I personally would've thought that "original master" implies the exact opposite of "remastered" in any case.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 03:15:22 PM
Quote from: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:09:36 PM
But they didn't. Now you're asking me to comment not on the actual cover that was posted on the thread, but on some imaginary cover.


Well, yes I am. Its not a terribly unusual thought experiment.

Anyway...I'm say that to me the sampler cover looks as though the central image previously existed as a cd with that cover and now they've added it to the series that includes the many other Original Master Recordings. If you see it differently thats fine.

Quote from: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:09:36 PM.

They put Little Richard on the cover of an album that presumably contains a recording of Little Richard. They put a generic image of a CD on a sampler. I would have thought that here, of all places, people could understand the difference between "classic" and "classical".

I'm not confused by the distinction between classic and classical. Like the Schwarzkopf the Little Richard cover already existed as a classic album before they rebranded it with the series format.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 03:15:22 PM
Anyway...I'm say that to me the sampler cover looks as though the central image previously existed as a cd with that cover and now they've added it to the series that includes the many other Original Master Recordings. If you see it differently thats fine.

Do you actually understand what a sampler is? "Added it to the series" strongly suggests not.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:17:28 PM
Do you actually understand what a sampler is? "Added it to the series" strongly suggests not.

ffs...yes of course I do.

And as I said I think they should have used a collage of the albums they were sampling. You disagree? Fine.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:27:48 PM
What I disagree with is trying to turn a thread about presenting the worst looking covers into a thread critiquing covers that don't exist for albums that don't exist. You seem quite determined to ignore the actual words on the actual cover in favour of a theoretical construct.

The arguments about the cover would make perfect sense if it didn't say "sampler". But it does. The comparison with the EMI cover would make sense if it said "classic". But it doesn't.

To the extent that they bothered creating a cover for a sampler in the series, they used the same branding as the series being sampled. I recognise that you yourself understand what a sampler is, but your critique consists of arguing that someone might somehow think this is "added to the series" rather than sampling the series, and this theoretical person can only be misled in this way if they don't understand what a sampler is.

Well, I could argue just as well that if they'd used a collage image as you suggest, this theoretical person who doesn't understand samplers might believe that they're getting all of the albums depicted. It's the same basic problem of someone not understanding or ignoring the word "sampler". We cannot help this theoretical person beyond suggesting they look up words that they don't understand.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 26, 2021, 03:30:25 PM
Here is a collage album cover for example.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VQucXi1-L._SX425_.jpg)

I'm pretty sure that it's actually a box set of 6 discs. The Amazon listing for it, however, says that it's 1 disc. Collection of albums, or highlights from them? A collage cover is not going to solve that question for you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 26, 2021, 03:37:56 PM
I am critiquing the original cover posted, and if we can complain about font choices then I'm free to say that at first glance - even if the thought lasts only the few seconds it takes to correct it - it appears they are offering a preexisting album.

We're clearly talking past each other, so I'll have nothing more to say about it lest this descend further into insult.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 28, 2021, 07:31:12 AM
Well....

(https://beatlescovers.nl/covers/photos/lp/03006.jpg)

Et voila!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 28, 2021, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: pjme on March 28, 2021, 07:31:12 AM
Well....

(https://beatlescovers.nl/covers/photos/lp/03006.jpg)

Et voila!

That's very odd looking but someone's definitely made an effort.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 30, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/qrHssZcfAoVOlOXXLPUEA54Isb0=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5452592-1393733386-2424.jpeg.jpg)

Why would anyone buy music so bad the instruments may as well have been crushed by heavy vehicles? :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 31, 2021, 04:36:33 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 30, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
(https://img.discogs.com/qrHssZcfAoVOlOXXLPUEA54Isb0=/fit-in/600x590/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5452592-1393733386-2424.jpeg.jpg)

Why would anyone buy music so bad the instruments may as well have been crushed by heavy vehicles? :-\

Somehow that feels like a cover for Pink Floyd or similar.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on March 31, 2021, 05:14:27 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 30, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
Why would anyone buy music so bad the instruments may as well have been crushed by heavy vehicles? :-\

Here's a trombone of contention if there ever was one   :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 06:47:36 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 23, 2021, 06:22:13 AM
Well it could be worse. :'(

(https://img.discogs.com/o9IRbErtwPcDqAVpuTr_vojxiH0=/fit-in/600x606/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1840812-1507144475-9820.jpeg.jpg)

Cover art so horrible I need to convince myself it doesn't really exist outside my lunatic mind. Nobody posted this jpg of the cover here. I am just hallucinating it all. The reality can't produce albums cover art this horrible, images from hell.  >:D This doesn't exist, I am just hallucinating this because I am insane. Help me please! :o  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 06:55:46 AM
Quote from: Artem on March 25, 2021, 11:05:57 AM
It isn't the worst, but does anybody else see a pepperoni pizza lying on the ground? That's what I see on the cover.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81mJ9JOIS0L._SS500_.jpg)

Whoever designed the cover must have thought it's Métabolisme, not Métaboles.  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 06:59:31 AM
Quote from: Florestan on March 26, 2021, 02:36:57 AM
Pizza for me as well. I wonder what it really is.

Autumnal fallen tree leafs on grass.

Oh, pjme was faster...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 07:02:26 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on March 26, 2021, 07:23:48 AM
That's it? A photo of a CD?

(https://i.discogs.com/R-9624369-1483811353-4330.jpeg?bucket=discogs-images&fit=contain&format=auto&height=584&quality=90&width=600&signature=kceCnbLoFoc1tv3AxcOJzqtjMPUJ8Q0f4Ry14PNoAUo%3D)

I like this a lot. Black and gold go together so well.  0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 07:20:18 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on March 31, 2021, 05:14:27 AM
Here's a trombone of contention if there ever was one   :P

Hah! "Bone of contention" is a new English idiom for me. Sayings are different in languages. In Finnish bone of contention is "kiistakapula" ("controversy baton")

Apparently this "trombone of contention" is an old joke according to my googling.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on March 31, 2021, 09:06:11 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 31, 2021, 06:47:36 AM
Cover art so horrible I need to convince myself it doesn't really exist outside my lunatic mind. Nobody posted this jpg of the cover here. I am just hallucinating it all. The reality can't produce albums cover art this horrible, images from hell.  >:D This doesn't exist, I am just hallucinating this because I am insane. Help me please! :o  :o

We are talking Czech heavy metal / hard rock here. No I haven't listened to any of it. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/2j1wYuY56LpeCxjlJ0u6ioSw6hw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1304875-1540665801-5820.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 01, 2021, 02:06:12 AM
Nordic heavy metal I've heard about. Czech heavy metal is a new one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on April 01, 2021, 03:44:12 AM
Quote from: Madiel on April 01, 2021, 02:06:12 AM
Nordic heavy metal I've heard about.

Heavy metal is massive here in Finland. Most heavy metal bands per capita (53.2 per 100.000 people) in the World.  :P

https://finland.fi/arts-culture/now-trending-globally-finnish-metal-music/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on April 01, 2021, 06:19:10 AM
Quote from: Madiel on April 01, 2021, 02:06:12 AM
Nordic heavy metal I've heard about. Czech heavy metal is a new one.

Quote from: 71 dB on April 01, 2021, 03:44:12 AM
Heavy metal is massive here in Finland. Most heavy metal bands per capita (53.2 per 100.000 people) in the World.  :P

https://finland.fi/arts-culture/now-trending-globally-finnish-metal-music/

During my college years I was a big heavy metal fan, my favorite bands being Metallica and Manowar. I grew my hair long, wore boots and leather jackets. (Yes, I really did!) Today, I would consider (consider, mind you, not decide) listening to one of their albums in its entirety only if paid.  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 01, 2021, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: George on April 01, 2021, 06:12:45 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/wx2MQhw0/rattle-joan-jett.jpg)
Yes, it's April Fools Day George!  ;D

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 01, 2021, 02:09:34 PM
Quote from: George on April 01, 2021, 06:12:45 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/wx2MQhw0/rattle-joan-jett.jpg)

Yes please.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on April 02, 2021, 06:05:21 PM
I found this new releases on Qobuz.  It amused me.

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODg5MzYxNS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2MTUzNzc2MTV9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on April 03, 2021, 06:59:54 AM
Quote from: DavidW on April 02, 2021, 06:05:21 PM
I found this new releases on Qobuz.  It amused me.

Yeah, that's pretty desperate. ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on April 17, 2021, 08:58:54 AM
I submit this entry to the jury's appreciation:

(https://www.amazon.fr/images/I/41nsHjb%2B9CL.jpg)

I can live with the deletion of all accents in the title and performers' names. Normally we don't use them if the writing is in capital letters.

But there's worse, much worse. Dialogues has lost its plural s, and Carmélites has acquired an extra t. In the title !

Then there's the performers' names. Denise Duval has become male by virtue of the deletion of the final e, a common marker of the feminine genre in French. (Michel, Michèle, Denis, Denise, André, Andrée, Simon, Simone - etc.) So we get Denis. And poor Régine Crespin becomes Crispin. Very crispating.

The label's name is Mis. As in mispelling, misfortunate, miserable... ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 17, 2021, 10:06:22 AM
Quote from: André on April 17, 2021, 08:58:54 AM
I submit this entry to the jury's appreciation:

(https://www.amazon.fr/images/I/41nsHjb%2B9CL.jpg)

I can live with the deletion of all accents in the title and performers' names. Normally we don't use them if the writing is in capital letters.

But there's worse, much worse. Dialogues has lost its plural s, and Carmélites has acquired an extra t. In the title !

Then there's the performers' names. Denise Duval has become male by virtue of the deletion of the final e, a common marker of the feminine genre in French. (Michel, Michèle, Denis, Denise, André, Andrée, Simon, Simone - etc.) So we get Denis. And poor Régine Crespin becomes Crispin. Very crispating.

The label's name is Mis. As in mispelling, misfortunate, miserable... ::)
Ouch!  Haven't heard of that label before now.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 17, 2021, 05:16:07 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on April 17, 2021, 10:06:22 AM
Ouch!  Haven't heard of that label before now.

PD

They'd be hard to find except for how Google guesses what you meant to type.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on April 18, 2021, 09:33:49 AM
Quote from: DavidW on April 02, 2021, 06:05:21 PM
I found this new releases on Qobuz.  It amused me.

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODg5MzYxNS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2MTUzNzc2MTV9)

And I was going to nominate that in the best artwork thread - although we Byrdians have been waiting for this recording for most of this century, so perhaps I'm not entirely impartial.  What do you find bad about it - the Byrd/bird pun? - because Byrd had to put up with a lot of those during his lifetime - "The Eagle", "Melodious Byrd", "Our Phoenix", "That miserable old Bustard" etc. etc.  But do please buy it - it's wonderful, and funding is needed for recordings of Byrd's other two English songbooks.  And if you download it from Qobuz (half price of anywhere else I've seen it), you won't even need to clutter up your shelves with terrible artwork  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 18, 2021, 12:34:49 PM
Quote from: DaveF on April 18, 2021, 09:33:49 AM
And I was going to nominate that in the best artwork thread - although we Byrdians have been waiting for this recording for most of this century, so perhaps I'm not entirely impartial.  What do you find bad about it - the Byrd/bird pun? - because Byrd had to put up with a lot of those during his lifetime - "The Eagle", "Melodious Byrd", "Our Phoenix", "That miserable old Bustard" etc. etc.  But do please buy it - it's wonderful, and funding is needed for recordings of Byrd's other two English songbooks.  And if you download it from Qobuz (half price of anywhere else I've seen it), you won't even need to clutter up your shelves with terrible artwork  :D
Who called him those names?  Just curious.  I like Byrds, but must admit that I had mixed feelings when I first saw it.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on April 18, 2021, 02:24:34 PM
Quote from: André on April 17, 2021, 08:58:54 AM
I submit this entry to the jury's appreciation:

(https://www.amazon.fr/images/I/41nsHjb%2B9CL.jpg)

I can live with the deletion of all accents in the title and performers' names. Normally we don't use them if the writing is in capital letters.

But there's worse, much worse. Dialogues has lost its plural s, and Carmélites has acquired an extra t. In the title !

Then there's the performers' names. Denise Duval has become male by virtue of the deletion of the final e, a common marker of the feminine genre in French. (Michel, Michèle, Denis, Denise, André, Andrée, Simon, Simone - etc.) So we get Denis. And poor Régine Crespin becomes Crispin. Very crispating.

The label's name is Mis. As in mispelling, misfortunate, miserable... ::)

And what's too bad is, I really like the artwork and layout in general. The two fonts (especially for the title) are dubious, and the misspellings are unforgivable, but the overall idea is not bad at all. (I could also do without the "2 CD SET" in larger letters - if you must include that, make it smaller and incidental.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on April 18, 2021, 10:31:53 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on April 18, 2021, 12:34:49 PM
Who called him those names?  Just curious.  I like Byrds, but must admit that I had mixed feelings when I first saw it.

PD

He was referred to by Henry Peacham in The Complete Gentleman of 1634:

For motets and music of piety and devotion as well for the honor of our nation as the merit of the man, I prefer above all other our phoenix, Mr. William Byrd...

John Baldwin, fellow composer and (more importantly for us today) hard-working copyist, apparently referred to him as "melodious Birde".  The eagle pun seems to have been in frequent use at the time.  And OK, I may have made the last pun up.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 19, 2021, 04:27:46 AM
Quote from: DaveF on April 18, 2021, 10:31:53 PM
He was referred to by Henry Peacham in The Complete Gentleman of 1634:

For motets and music of piety and devotion as well for the honor of our nation as the merit of the man, I prefer above all other our phoenix, Mr. William Byrd...

John Baldwin, fellow composer and (more importantly for us today) hard-working copyist, apparently referred to him as "melodious Birde".  The eagle pun seems to have been in frequent use at the time.  And OK, I may have made the last pun up.
Thanks!  :)

I cringed and felt for this poor gentleman when I first heard his name--and title:  Cardinal (Jaime) Sin.  Thankfully, he had a good sense of humor about it.   :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2021, 05:00:46 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MKFX%2B%2BsSL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 21, 2021, 02:14:33 AM
I can't assess the merits of that cover because I can't fit the damn thing on my screen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on April 21, 2021, 02:36:43 AM
Quote from: André on April 17, 2021, 08:58:54 AM
I submit this entry to the jury's appreciation:

(https://www.amazon.fr/images/I/41nsHjb%2B9CL.jpg)

I can live with the deletion of all accents in the title and performers' names. Normally we don't use them if the writing is in capital letters.

But there's worse, much worse. Dialogues has lost its plural s, and Carmélites has acquired an extra t. In the title !

Then there's the performers' names. Denise Duval has become male by virtue of the deletion of the final e, a common marker of the feminine genre in French. (Michel, Michèle, Denis, Denise, André, Andrée, Simon, Simone - etc.) So we get Denis. And poor Régine Crespin becomes Crispin. Very crispating.

The label's name is Mis. As in mispelling, misfortunate, miserable... ::)

Miserabile visu.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on April 21, 2021, 06:15:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2021, 05:00:46 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MKFX%2B%2BsSL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
Quote from: Madiel on April 21, 2021, 02:14:33 AM
I can't assess the merits of that cover because I can't fit the damn thing on my screen.

Does that help?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 21, 2021, 09:36:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2021, 05:00:46 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MKFX%2B%2BsSL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
Peter,

Just a suggestion:  make the image size smaller (easier to see and takes up less room on the site).  Here's how:

After you click on the image icon (to the right of the red circle with the 'f' in it), move your cursor over to the first [img] box and add to it[img width=300] or if you want it a bit bigger, you could set it to 4 or 500.  Then proceed as usual.  I'll demonstrate here.... Note:  no space between the width=300.

PD

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 21, 2021, 01:57:41 PM
Quote from: JBS on April 21, 2021, 06:15:49 AM
Does that help?

Yes. Odd cover. Not terrible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2021, 04:08:38 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on April 21, 2021, 09:36:12 AM
Peter,

Just a suggestion:  make the image size smaller (easier to see and takes up less room on the site).  Here's how:

After you click on the image icon (to the right of the red circle with the 'f' in it), move your cursor over to the first [img] box and add to it[img width=300] or if you want it a bit bigger, you could set it to 4 or 500.  Then proceed as usual.  I'll demonstrate here.... Note:  no space between the width=300.

PD

Thanks, PD.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 22, 2021, 12:14:56 AM
Quote from: Madiel on April 21, 2021, 01:57:41 PM
Yes. Odd cover. Not terrible.

It made me think of Delibes' "Lakmé" or some other Bayadère / Shéhérazade / Shiva. Not Ludwig.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 22, 2021, 02:11:57 AM
Quote from: pjme on April 22, 2021, 12:14:56 AM
It made me think of Delibes' "Lakmé" or some other Bayadère / Shéhérazade / Shiva. Not Ludwig.

Perhaps. I think the main point is just to look active/animated.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 22, 2021, 05:28:22 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 21, 2021, 04:08:38 PM
Thanks, PD.

Fixed.
You're welcome.  :)

Quote from: pjme on April 22, 2021, 12:14:56 AM
It made me think of Delibes' "Lakmé" or some other Bayadère / Shéhérazade / Shiva. Not Ludwig.

It is quite bizarre.  And, yes, it didn't make me think of Ludwig either.  :(

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 22, 2021, 05:39:00 AM
The volume 1 cover is more conventional but I actually like it less.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61t67ZmWMSL._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on April 22, 2021, 02:41:09 PM
Two Russian requiem CDs:

(https://i.postimg.cc/HWPBsXLQ/R-9231123-1477062128-5988-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/fLqjyQMw/R-7118992-1434140400-2685-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 22, 2021, 02:43:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2021, 05:00:46 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71MKFX%2B%2BsSL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

There were two reasons for me not liking this cover:

1. The Durga (https://www.learnreligions.com/goddess-durga-1770363) impersonation.

2. The white parts of the image look to me like someone had clumsily ripped the cover in a few places. To me, the white parts are torn paper.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 22, 2021, 02:44:25 PM
Quote from: Madiel on April 22, 2021, 05:39:00 AM
The volume 1 cover is more conventional but I actually like it less.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61t67ZmWMSL._SX425_.jpg)

Where black-and-white photography doesn't make the image look better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Alek Hidell on April 22, 2021, 04:56:00 PM
Someone may have already posted this one, I don't remember.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/813tdTUjHQL._SL1094_.jpg)

I mean, seriously, who approved that color for the text??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 22, 2021, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: Alek Hidell on April 22, 2021, 04:56:00 PM
Someone may have already posted this one, I don't remember.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/813tdTUjHQL._SL1094_.jpg)

I mean, seriously, who approved that color for the text??

What a mess.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on May 16, 2021, 09:46:48 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/rqqUT4V6U-elDMNNqwwCPzKVjt0=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5799467-1403041773-9854.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on May 17, 2021, 06:09:15 AM
Top marks though for the massive leap in artistic sensibility between 1 and 2. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/P2teC5XRsBrqSQ6RY8Kq78PbKwk=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2961369-1428396907-9197.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/Jmz8GQeo9lrGcY7TgOA0gZlhFhY=/fit-in/600x591/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2961400-1428796449-1131.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 18, 2021, 01:38:47 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on May 17, 2021, 06:09:15 AM
Top marks though for the massive leap in artistic sensibility between 1 and 2. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/P2teC5XRsBrqSQ6RY8Kq78PbKwk=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2961369-1428396907-9197.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/Jmz8GQeo9lrGcY7TgOA0gZlhFhY=/fit-in/600x591/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2961400-1428796449-1131.jpeg.jpg)

Nice find!  :D

(The title means The Last Romantic).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 18, 2021, 03:14:56 AM
Quote from: geralmar on May 17, 2021, 01:44:04 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Jn8x1F35/s-l600-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I have the CD and feel the washed-out cover photo-- despite the title-- is unfair to the artist.
I have that CD too.  I understand the idea behind it, but it's too much.  Perhaps just changing the background color would have worked better?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 18, 2021, 04:04:29 AM
Yes, I can see the concept, but the execution isn't good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on June 02, 2021, 02:35:01 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODA1NTQ4MS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0NjQ3OTQ1MjF9)

Does anyone else find this terrifying?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 03, 2021, 03:21:54 AM
Quote from: VonStupp on June 02, 2021, 02:35:01 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODA1NTQ4MS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0NjQ3OTQ1MjF9)

Does anyone else find this terrifying?

Yes - does it date from an era before clowns were regarded as serial killing maniacs?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on June 03, 2021, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 03, 2021, 03:21:54 AM
Yes - does it date from an era before clowns were regarded as serial killing maniacs?

Presumably it is supposed to be a Hobgoblin (Chadwick) rather than a clown, still horrible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 03, 2021, 04:10:38 AM
Agreed...scary!

Interestingly enough when I googled hobgoblin, I read that they were initially considered to be helpful spirits...helping with household chores during the night while the humans slept.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on June 03, 2021, 04:48:13 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on June 03, 2021, 04:10:38 AM
Agreed...scary!

Interestingly enough when I googled hobgoblin, I read that they were initially considered to be helpful spirits...helping with household chores during the night while the humans slept.

PD

Ahhh! Now I definitely won't sleep tonight, although I could use help around the house!

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODA1NTQ4MS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0NjQ3OTQ1MjF9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 03, 2021, 05:33:33 AM
Quote from: VonStupp on June 03, 2021, 04:48:13 AM
Ahhh! Now I definitely won't sleep tonight, although I could use help around the house!

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODA1NTQ4MS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0NjQ3OTQ1MjF9)
Try picturing sweet little Dobbie instead (from Harry Potter).  ;)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on June 03, 2021, 10:08:33 AM
I think it's very cruel the way you're all mocking conductor Howard Hanson's appearance.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on June 03, 2021, 10:41:36 AM
Quote from: VonStupp on June 02, 2021, 02:35:01 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODA1NTQ4MS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0NjQ3OTQ1MjF9)

Does anyone else find this terrifying?

Certainly uncomfortable! Seems like a prototype for various particularly disturbing incarnations of The Joker (Jack Nicholson, Joaquin Phoenix, Heath Ledger, e.g)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on June 08, 2021, 04:04:42 AM
The last two are spooky pictures but decent to good (i.e. "catchy") covers, I'd say. I have another one from this Everett series but I there are slight variants of the cover, so I am not sure if any was the original LP.

asin:B01K8OAL74

direct graphic link didn't work. It's Villa Lobos + Ginastera
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 08, 2021, 04:09:58 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on June 08, 2021, 04:04:42 AM
The last two are spooky pictures but decent to good (i.e. "catchy") covers, I'd say. I have another one from this Everett series but I there are slight variants of the cover, so I am not sure if any was the original LP.

asin:B01K8OAL74

direct graphic link didn't work. It's Villa Lobos + Ginastera

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61RiE556Q%2BL._AC_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 08, 2021, 05:19:56 AM
Quote from: geralmar on June 07, 2021, 09:30:54 PM
Little brother of the Chadwick?

(https://i.postimg.cc/FH85Nbh1/OIP-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Australian composer (who I don't actually know), Australian work... and an image that frankly doesn't look like an indigenous Australian to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 08, 2021, 02:41:39 PM
I have Corroboree in this version:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51d8lTy1hKL._AC_.jpg)

The cover art is certainly more...mainstream, let's say.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 09, 2021, 09:08:15 AM


Not 'worst looking', but 'most clueless'. This bootleg release features an opera performance that took place at the Met, NY and its story is set in ancient China. So why the roman Colosseum ?  ???

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Ym3jX7vYL._AC_SL382_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 09, 2021, 05:36:42 PM
Quote from: André on June 09, 2021, 09:08:15 AM

Not 'worst looking', but 'most clueless'. This bootleg release features an opera performance that took place at the Met, NY and its story is set in ancient China. So why the roman Colosseum ?  ???

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71Ym3jX7vYL._AC_SL382_.jpg)

My guess is that the Nessun Dorma blurb = Three Tenors in Rome and who would notice the difference between the Baths of Caracalla and the Colosseum?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 09, 2021, 10:32:55 PM
Actually, it's the Arena in Verona.

But does that in any way clear up the matter?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 10, 2021, 04:38:11 AM
Quote from: André on June 09, 2021, 09:08:15 AM

Not 'worst looking', but 'most clueless'. This bootleg release features an opera performance that took place at the Met, NY and its story is set in ancient China. So why the roman Colosseum ?  ???

Clueless? You've mentioned the location of the performance and the setting of the story, but not the composer or the language he composed the opera in.

Seriously, I'm looking at all of you and thinking: how can they be that puzzled by an Italian cover for an album of music by a guy named Giacomo Puccini? It's an Italian opera, people.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 12, 2021, 09:05:38 AM
Dear oh dear but this is what happens when you're big enough to suffer from "unofficial releases". :'(

(https://img.discogs.com/d1HQBhIgPQMivD1NfHPy1ZcaS2E=/fit-in/600x474/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5259854-1396715604-2933.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/HwUtW2nLI8FDh1w5b6_BtzQRam0=/fit-in/600x469/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5259854-1396715605-8970.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on June 12, 2021, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 12, 2021, 09:05:38 AM
Dear oh dear but this is what happens when you're big enough to suffer from "unofficial releases". :'(

(https://img.discogs.com/d1HQBhIgPQMivD1NfHPy1ZcaS2E=/fit-in/600x474/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5259854-1396715604-2933.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/HwUtW2nLI8FDh1w5b6_BtzQRam0=/fit-in/600x469/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5259854-1396715605-8970.jpeg.jpg)

Titillating!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 12, 2021, 11:39:27 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 12, 2021, 09:28:20 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/mD3jk2qt/OIP-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

From Berlioz' LSD period.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 05:08:55 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 12, 2021, 11:39:27 PM
From Berlioz' LSD period.

Ugh, that one's a nightmare. Collecting releases of this piece could be quite disturbing. ???

(https://img.discogs.com/T6H0_BVyIw_ek6cY6fPE3MWlLQY=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-16280627-1606564208-1187.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/Oz5Qr2Ar-yWHL1p9ij1ei1wRzgM=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4901881-1378966190-4751.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 05:12:48 AM
And a really trashy one including the Berlioz. Who would be impressed by seeing this in someone's collection? ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/uNLJOs_MWuOcemc2-lAoI3Lo7Y4=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-13588099-1557042925-3360.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 13, 2021, 06:31:04 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 05:08:55 AM
Ugh, that one's a nightmare. Collecting releases of this piece could be quite disturbing. ???


Fittingly, since the work's final movement is a musical depiction of a nightmare.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:34:22 AM
Quote from: JBS on June 13, 2021, 06:31:04 AM
Fittingly, since the work's final movement is a musical depiction of a nightmare.

Oh, that was rather congruous of me. :-[

(https://img.discogs.com/DH6eTyAtFiSdPss-_nS3xYuRIIM=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2404557-1407618620-2607.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:39:19 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:34:22 AM
Oh, that was rather congruous of me. :-[

Looks like the above was part of a series from DG. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/fbYrLygotSv89XEffZ0ob7sNJzE=/fit-in/600x593/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8276946-1458481178-1847.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:42:36 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:39:19 AM
Looks like the above was part of a series from DG. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/xsuJ5_jEzAGGQ-FSetmMJNAd2e0=/fit-in/600x573/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7764886-1448301478-6265.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 13, 2021, 06:53:24 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 06:34:22 AM
Oh, that was rather congruous of me. :-[

(https://img.discogs.com/DH6eTyAtFiSdPss-_nS3xYuRIIM=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2404557-1407618620-2607.jpeg.jpg)


... that one is, dare I say it, bloody funny ...  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 13, 2021, 07:23:29 AM
Really it's the idea of Stockhausen hits that's much funnier than the actual (kinda nice) cover  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 13, 2021, 08:05:54 AM
Well, what looks like a children's-drawing, alien- or insect-, conductor-like figure, trapped inside a light bulb, does perhaps hint at some very deep layers of meaning, but doesn't really succeed, IMHO. Now, there may be some 'electrifying' or 'Sirius-reminiscent' music making here, but still ... :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 13, 2021, 09:35:42 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 13, 2021, 07:23:29 AM
Really it's the idea of Stockhausen hits that's much funnier than the actual (kinda nice) cover  ;D

Precisely - who at DG thought this one up? :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on June 17, 2021, 07:52:56 AM
Someone actually came up with this!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 17, 2021, 09:36:50 AM
Quote from: Irons on June 17, 2021, 07:52:56 AM
Someone actually came up with this!

Horrible - one can only hope people in 1963 Czechoslovakia had completely different aesthetic sensibilities. :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on June 17, 2021, 12:45:03 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 17, 2021, 09:36:50 AM
Horrible - one can only hope people in 1963 Czechoslovakia had completely different aesthetic sensibilities. :(

The puppet on top is straight out of an animated film by Jiri Trnka.  They were a big cultural export back then in the Czech Republic, where puppetry is a traditional art. The other character though...  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 06:03:14 AM
This album by the London Philharmonic Orchestra must be astounding indeed - I can't imagine what "frequencies beyond the range of human hearing" would sound like. ???

(https://img.discogs.com/wyZYNyH8x6w5E5Sjki-iBsdD-GA=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4516593-1367104145-2994.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/e3_l5jl_zHI7VPR_xx6ZMqEt-1M=/fit-in/600x605/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4516593-1367104154-7276.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 06:31:06 AM
The lady on the right who brought her own bar stool in for the photo shoot is making damn sure it goes home with her again.

(https://img.discogs.com/eHp7Vh6PhbqV6Pe6dUwvNusthf8=/fit-in/600x594/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-995162-1405546875-6470.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 06:47:47 AM
"Harry" - if you don't plug any wires in it can't blow up. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/T31JMKLFznZj6QZmKahkoakbucY=/fit-in/312x312/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2566337-1290784598.jpeg.jpg)

(https://img.discogs.com/5Csy0qjc55cpgKDxH9VP8dsHP-I=/fit-in/450x450/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-7016604-1431765003-3041.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 07:53:54 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 06:31:06 AM
The lady on the right who brought her own bar stool in for the photo shoot is making damn sure it goes home with her again.

(https://img.discogs.com/eHp7Vh6PhbqV6Pe6dUwvNusthf8=/fit-in/600x594/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-995162-1405546875-6470.jpeg.jpg)

How you find these Electrecord covers is beyond me, Steve.   ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 07:59:59 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 07:53:54 AM
How you find these Electrecord covers is beyond me, Steve.   ???

Honestly Andrei I haven't been looking in your record collection. :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 08:13:28 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 07:59:59 AM
Honestly Andrei I haven't been looking in your record collection. :-X

You'd have looked in vain, I don't have any of the ones you posted.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 08:34:42 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 08:13:28 AM
You'd have looked in vain, I don't have any of the ones you posted.  :D

Now you've given me the clue I'm searching Discogs for Electrecord to see what your country was like in the old days. :P

(https://img.discogs.com/jifjy2j1I1eER0azGRaiFkXR9bQ=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5423976-1393008164-1575.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 08:43:37 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 08:34:42 AM
Now you've given me the clue I'm searching Discogs for Electrecord to see what your country was like in the old days. :P

(https://img.discogs.com/jifjy2j1I1eER0azGRaiFkXR9bQ=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5423976-1393008164-1575.jpeg.jpg)

If you ask me, most things were worse yet there were a few that were better --- but I greatly prefer the here and now to the back then.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 09:03:03 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 12, 2021, 08:43:37 AM
If you ask me, most things were worse yet there were a few that were better --- but I greatly prefer the here and now to the back then.

True, the food here wasn't the best. :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on July 12, 2021, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 12, 2021, 06:47:47 AM
"Harry" - if you don't plug any wires in it can't blow up. :-\

(https://img.discogs.com/T31JMKLFznZj6QZmKahkoakbucY=/fit-in/312x312/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2566337-1290784598.jpeg.jpg)

I think my grandparents from my mother's side had this system. Sirtaki music was played on it, but because I was something like 10 years old I kind of liked the music.  ???  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on July 13, 2021, 07:20:36 AM
We've seen this pose before, but based on the size of their heads their faces are definitely pressed against each other...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51u07LzFZ6L.jpg)



At least create some depth between the subjects...


(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JbaSJuGSL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 13, 2021, 03:37:23 PM
Quote from: TheGSMoeller on July 13, 2021, 07:20:36 AM
We've seen this pose before, but based on the size of their heads their faces are definitely pressed against each other...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51u07LzFZ6L.jpg)

At least create some depth between the subjects...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JbaSJuGSL.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iUrzicaiRLU/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 14, 2021, 10:07:52 PM
Er...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81K%2BgpVS8hL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)

(Details (https://www.amazon.com.au/2-GREATEST-VIDEO-MUSIC-LONDON-PHILHAR/dp/B009IF1462))
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 15, 2021, 07:16:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 14, 2021, 10:07:52 PM
Er...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81K%2BgpVS8hL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)

(Details (https://www.amazon.com.au/2-GREATEST-VIDEO-MUSIC-LONDON-PHILHAR/dp/B009IF1462))

Yuck, sounds like something from a Classic FM best albums of the year list. :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on July 15, 2021, 10:53:37 AM
~updating the old concept into a more Hollywoodesque version, including with pseudo-historical horns on a so-called "Viking helmet", tattoos, and a leather skirt maybe from a dubious 1980s night club ...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 15, 2021, 11:33:49 AM
Where did we see the viking helmet and tattoos recently ? Oh, right... ::) (far right actually).

(https://i.insider.com/5ff6365dd184b30018aad66f?width=1200&format=jpeg&auto=webp)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on July 15, 2021, 03:23:27 PM
A French cover of the Chailly recording I am listening to right now. What does this have to do with Shostakovich, his Jazz Suites, PC1, and/or Tahiti Trot (Tea for Two)? Yikes!

(https://img.discogs.com/KRVGILO3RRTYa6fGM-ZlJS1KRjQ=/fit-in/600x594/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-11438818-1516350422-1677.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 15, 2021, 03:31:09 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on July 15, 2021, 03:23:27 PM
A French cover of the Chailly recording I am listening to right now. What does this have to do with Shostakovich, his Jazz Suites, PC1, and/or Tahiti Trot (Tea for Two)? Yikes!

(https://img.discogs.com/KRVGILO3RRTYa6fGM-ZlJS1KRjQ=/fit-in/600x594/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-11438818-1516350422-1677.jpeg.jpg)

In the words of Liz Lemon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Lemon), "What the what???"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 15, 2021, 06:13:22 PM
The reference to "musique du film" suggests whatever movie that shot is from used some of DSCH's music in its soundtrack.
But fortunately I have no idea of what movie it might be.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2021, 06:24:35 PM
It could well arise from throwing together Chailly's different Shostakovich albums, which included "The Jazz Album" and "The Film Album", and making a mess of it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 15, 2021, 06:29:06 PM
It refers to a french insurance company (the CNP of the disc cover) publicity clip. Made by danish filmmaker Lars von Trier (palme d'or in Cannes for Breaking the Waves and multiple other awards - and controversies). It was shot in 1993 and set a trend in publicity clips. Its music was the waltz from Shostakovich's 2nd jazz suite. Ever since, the company has retained the tune as its musical theme. It's an earworm in France everybody knows.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 15, 2021, 06:34:17 PM
Quote from: André on July 15, 2021, 06:29:06 PM
It refers to a french insurance company (the CNP of the disc cover) publicity clip. Made by danish filmmaker Lars von Trier (palme d'or in Cannes for Breaking the Waves and multiple other awards - and controversies). It was shot in 1993 and set a trend in publicity clips. Its music was the waltz from Shostakovich's 2nd jazz suite. Ever since, the company has retained the tune as its musical theme. It's an earworm in France everybody knows.

Merci.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2021, 06:55:47 PM
My sympathies to the French.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 15, 2021, 09:32:07 PM
Quote from: geralmar on July 15, 2021, 09:30:52 PM
Two Russian requiem CDs:

(https://i.postimg.cc/yxZ4wN8s/R-7118992-1434140400-2685-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)


(https://i.postimg.cc/Y25hjGgN/R-9231123-1477062128-5988-jpeg.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Eep!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on July 15, 2021, 10:33:19 PM
Ouch ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on July 15, 2021, 11:15:24 PM
Quote from: JBS on July 15, 2021, 06:13:22 PM
The reference to "musique du film" suggests whatever movie that shot is from used some of DSCH's music in its soundtrack.
But fortunately I have no idea of what movie it might be.

The music was used in a famous French TV ad in 93 for a life insurance provider CNP, "the street of life" I only know of the first ad but there appears to have been a series. I assume that cd cover is from a subsequent ad.

See link with video of the first one: https://www.musiquedepub.tv/fiche/cnp-chostakovitch-dmitri-10-1993 (https://www.musiquedepub.tv/fiche/cnp-chostakovitch-dmitri-10-1993)

Edit: beaten by André, missed his reply  0:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 16, 2021, 01:57:03 AM
Quote from: VonStupp on July 15, 2021, 03:23:27 PM
A French cover of the Chailly recording I am listening to right now. What does this have to do with Shostakovich, his Jazz Suites, PC1, and/or Tahiti Trot (Tea for Two)? Yikes!

(https://img.discogs.com/KRVGILO3RRTYa6fGM-ZlJS1KRjQ=/fit-in/600x594/filters:strip_icc():format(webp):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-11438818-1516350422-1677.jpeg.jpg)
I can't see your image VS; all I see is one of those little blue boxes with the question mark inside of it.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on July 16, 2021, 02:20:50 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 16, 2021, 01:57:03 AM
I can't see your image VS; all I see is one of those little blue boxes with the question mark inside of it.

PD

Trust me - you DON'T want to see this image!! ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on July 16, 2021, 09:22:26 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 16, 2021, 01:57:03 AM
I can't see your image VS; all I see is one of those little blue boxes with the question mark inside of it.

PD

Here you go!

tinyurl.com/8w22cymp  (http://tinyurl.com/8w22cymp)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 17, 2021, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Roasted Swan on July 16, 2021, 02:20:50 AM
Trust me - you DON'T want to see this image!! ???
O.k., so if you really think that it's so offensive, then report it to the moderators...and, yes, if you think that it would be offensive to women and maybe  anyone else here... we're here to be for everyone!

Quote from: VonStupp on July 16, 2021, 09:22:26 AM
Here you go!l
And no, perhaps thankfully it didn't come up....but again, this site is supposed to be for everyone.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 17, 2021, 05:50:44 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 17, 2021, 04:22:35 PM
O.k., so if you really think that it's so offensive, then report it to the moderators...and, yes, if you think that it would be offensive to women and maybe  anyone else here... we're here to be for everyone!
And no, perhaps thankfully it didn't come up....but again, this site is supposed to be for everyone.

PD
Oh - it's not inappropriate - it's just very strange. It's a science fiction movie scene in a spaceship or something, and it's a medical ward with doctors and surgical equipment and a glowing woman holding a baby? Super weird but not adult.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on July 17, 2021, 10:17:07 PM
Also (I think), two males are assisting a woman giving birth, in a setting that looks like a broken helicopter ...
not a particularly Shostakovichian idea.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 18, 2021, 01:49:57 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 17, 2021, 05:50:44 PM
Oh - it's not inappropriate - it's just very strange. It's a science fiction movie scene in a spaceship or something, and it's a medical ward with doctors and surgical equipment and a glowing woman holding a baby? Super weird but not adult.

Quote from: MusicTurner on July 17, 2021, 10:17:07 PM
Also (I think), two males are assisting a woman giving birth, in a setting that looks like a broken helicopter ...
not a particularly Shostakovichian idea.
O.k., thanks.  I haven't looked at it, but RS's reaction to it really surprised and shocked me--particularly as VS didn't strike me as the kind of person who would proactively post images that were likely to upset people.  Guess that I've become too jaded over the years.   :( :-[  Think that I should just let this thread be....

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 18, 2021, 09:01:18 PM
Shrug. Entirely in keeping with Gardiner's whole Bach series. What's the problem?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 19, 2021, 05:06:52 AM
Somebody on a different site took issue with the face of an African tribeswoman on the cover of one of the Gardener cantata discs.

I argued that taken together Steve McCurry's portraits of men and women young and old from a variety of cultures spoke to the universality of Bach's music's appeal. I also argued that McCurry's artistry was analogous to Bach's.

Having said that, sure, anyone who didn't know the series might well wonder what the above has to do with Easter.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on July 20, 2021, 07:11:53 AM
That album cover is not remotely "worst".  Give me a break.  The point of the covers of Gardiner's cycle is to demonstrate that people of all corners of the world love Bach, that Bach transcends the limitations of the traditional settings in which his music has historically been performed.

The photograph is well taken and consistent with the theme of the covers for the cycle.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on July 20, 2021, 07:25:41 AM
Back in the 70s I think, there was a filmmaker, who let Karl Richter's complete recording of The Messiah (the English DG one, a favourite of mine) be accompanied by sequences of everyday life and other scenes from different parts of the globe, trying to illustrate a universal quality in the work and the Biblical message.

They'd broadcast it on national TV here, and back then at least (where we had access to only one TV channel in the main), it was quite an experience. But it seems to have been quite forgotten, and it's difficult to trace on the web, apparently.

The Gardiner series might be inspired by it too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on July 20, 2021, 07:22:49 PM
I'm sorry that member felt they had to delete their post.

Taken on its own the photo is an odd disconnect with the work and it is legitimate to question the decision to use it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on July 20, 2021, 08:26:48 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on July 17, 2021, 10:17:07 PM
Also (I think), two males are assisting a woman giving birth, in a setting that looks like a broken helicopter ...
not a particularly Shostakovichian idea.

Regardless, I'm fairly positive that we are going to see this in a Regie-production of Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk within the next decade or so. 🤨😁
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on July 20, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on July 20, 2021, 08:26:48 PM
Regardless, I'm fairly positive that we are going to see this in a Regie-production of Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk within the next decade or so. 🤨😁

Speaking of Regietheater, this (Blu-Ray DVD, apologies for off-topic) cover is merely silly-looking,

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODc2NzUwMS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE1ODMxNjcxODN9),

but I found the 2019 Bayreuth Tannhäuser to be absolute dreck (and I'm generally sympathetic to avant-garde productions).
If you don't believe me, it's not hard to find online video: https://www.operaonvideo.com/tannhauser-bayreuth-2019-gould-davidsen-milling-eiche-gergiev/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 20, 2021, 08:42:25 PM
Quote from: T. D. on July 20, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Speaking of Regietheater, this (Blu-Ray DVD, apologies for off-topic) cover is merely silly-looking,

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODc2NzUwMS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE1ODMxNjcxODN9),

[snip]

Wonderfully silly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on July 20, 2021, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: T. D. on July 20, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Speaking of Regietheater, this (Blu-Ray DVD, apologies for off-topic) cover is merely silly-looking,

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODc2NzUwMS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE1ODMxNjcxODN9),

but I found the 2019 Bayreuth Tannhäuser to be absolute dreck (and I'm generally sympathetic to avant-garde productions).
If you don't believe me, it's not hard to find online video: https://www.operaonvideo.com/tannhauser-bayreuth-2019-gould-davidsen-milling-eiche-gergiev/

It looks like Canio and Anna Nicole are escaping from the director of whatever this is in Arthur Weasley's enchanted car. I assume Tannhäuser is playing on the radio. 😁
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 12, 2021, 12:16:27 PM
Groovy, baby.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1nZgKJ8HwL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on August 12, 2021, 12:25:02 PM
Quote from: Brian on August 12, 2021, 12:16:27 PM
Groovy, baby.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/A1nZgKJ8HwL._SL1500_.jpg)

Fun with Word Art, I guess.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 12, 2021, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on August 12, 2021, 12:25:02 PM
Fun with Word Art, I guess.

I'm surprised anyone still has access to Word Art. The main computer system must have been down, but there was an old PC in the storeroom.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on September 02, 2021, 05:04:34 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81KdulcyyZL._SL1413_.jpg)

After a cursory glance at recordings available of Mauricio Kagel, I came across this. Perhaps a visual foretaste of his musical style? Color me doubly intrigued.

Quote from: T. D. on September 02, 2021, 04:04:26 PM
Weird choral music.
Quote from: VonStupp on September 02, 2021, 04:48:22 PM
Color me intrigued!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 02, 2021, 06:21:21 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on September 02, 2021, 05:04:34 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81KdulcyyZL._SL1413_.jpg)

After a cursory glance at recordings available of Mauricio Kagel, I came across this. Perhaps a visual foretaste of his musical style? Color me doubly intrigued.

That is an ugly cover, and I think it's Kagel himself in the photo.
His music spans a wide spectrum from slightly quirky to extremely avant-garde/weird. Exotica is very much on the latter end of the spectrum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 03, 2021, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: VonStupp on September 02, 2021, 05:04:34 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81KdulcyyZL._SL1413_.jpg)

After a cursory glance at recordings available of Mauricio Kagel, I came across this. Perhaps a visual foretaste of his musical style? Color me doubly intrigued.
When is that cover from?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 03, 2021, 06:44:32 AM
https://www.discogs.com/Kagel-Exotica/release/934272

1972?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 03, 2021, 06:52:57 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 03, 2021, 06:44:32 AM
https://www.discogs.com/Kagel-Exotica/release/934272

1972?
Is there some special cultural significance of his face painting?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 03, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
Not to be rude, but Google is a wonderful thing, much quicker than a bulletin board:

https://www.yellowbarn.org/page/mauricio-kagel-exotica

Scored for "non-European instruments", Exotica was a commission for the 20th Olympic Games in Munich in 1972. The first performance took place under the direction of Mauricio Kagel himself, and the instrumentalists included such well-known new music personalities as Vinko Globokar, Siegfried Palm, Christoph Caskel, and Michel Portal. The six participants had to "manhandle" around 200 wind, string and percussion instruments wholly unknown in Europe. In Exotica, Kagel strove to question "the dominance of Western music or 'culture'" and "go back to the primeval origins of music-making, when singing was still at one with making sound out of simple, everyday objects."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 03, 2021, 09:24:55 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 03, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
Not to be rude, but Google is a wonderful thing, much quicker than a bulletin board:

https://www.yellowbarn.org/page/mauricio-kagel-exotica

Scored for "non-European instruments", Exotica was a commission for the 20th Olympic Games in Munich in 1972. The first performance took place under the direction of Mauricio Kagel himself, and the instrumentalists included such well-known new music personalities as Vinko Globokar, Siegfried Palm, Christoph Caskel, and Michel Portal. The six participants had to "manhandle" around 200 wind, string and percussion instruments wholly unknown in Europe. In Exotica, Kagel strove to question "the dominance of Western music or 'culture'" and "go back to the primeval origins of music-making, when singing was still at one with making sound out of simple, everyday objects."
Interesting.  And thank you!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 03, 2021, 10:36:42 AM
Quote from: T. D. on July 20, 2021, 08:36:55 PM
Speaking of Regietheater, this (Blu-Ray DVD, apologies for off-topic) cover is merely silly-looking,

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODc2NzUwMS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE1ODMxNjcxODN9)

That's like the less stylish parody version of The Prodigy's last album 'No Tourists'  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on September 03, 2021, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: T. D. on September 02, 2021, 06:21:21 PM
His music spans a wide spectrum from slightly quirky to extremely avant-garde/weird. Exotica is very much on the latter end of the spectrum.

Yes, I am finding that out with some samples I have found of Mauricio Kagel. I have a soft spot for performance art, Dadaism, absurdist tendencies, and their ilk, although those types of performances seem most effective live and in the moment. Recordings rarely capture the frisson of seeing the music in action.

Having performed some of Charles Ives songs, he often writes out eccentric visual instructions to ride along the music. So much is lost of the Ives experience only hearing them on record.

Quote from: T. D. on September 03, 2021, 06:55:02 AM
https://www.yellowbarn.org/page/mauricio-kagel-exotica

I know I will probably not even have a footnote when I shed my mortal coil, but what a great header to a brief musical biographical entry:

QuoteA composer whose assaultive music was categorized as "classical" because record stores didn't know where else to put it, Kagel was an intellectual prankster and social provocateur on the grand, protean level of Marcel Duchamp—or Lenny Bruce. His specialty was a heady, unforgiving onslaught on audience expectations, the sort of theatrical meta-gesture that, for example, requires the conductor of an orchestral piece to feign a realistic fatal heart attack on stage.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2021, 03:55:15 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on September 03, 2021, 06:52:57 AM
Is there some special cultural significance of his face painting?

PD

It appears to be Japanese style.

I'm not sure I get "questioning the dominance of Western culture" from a Western man painting himself as if he belongs to a different culture and then labelling it as exotic. That just tells me it's the Western lens that still matters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 22, 2021, 11:19:01 PM
I see no implication.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on October 23, 2021, 12:10:53 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2021, 03:55:15 PM
It appears to be Japanese style.

I'm not sure I get "questioning the dominance of Western culture" from a Western man painting himself as if he belongs to a different culture and then labelling it as exotic. That just tells me it's the Western lens that still matters.
Of course. And it's still the same almost 50 years later with "questioning Western dominance" attitudes being very much a Western (WEIRD) thing, even if Kagel would be at least roasted for well meant "appropriation" nowadays.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 02:48:12 PM
I thought this was a refreshingly non-classical-music cover. It's almost defiantly non-classical-music.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/9253_grande.jpg)

Details at Bridge Records (https://bridgerecords.com/collections/complete-crumb-edition/products/9253)
Details at Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/COMPLETE-CRUMB-11-DEGAETANI-KALISH/dp/B0015X6RAI)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 03:02:41 PM
Am I right in thinking that Crumb has made a surprising number of appearances on this thread given the size of his discography?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 26, 2021, 03:10:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 02:48:12 PM
I thought this was a refreshingly non-classical-music cover. It's almost defiantly non-classical-music.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/9253_grande.jpg)

Details at Bridge Records (https://bridgerecords.com/collections/complete-crumb-edition/products/9253)
Details at Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/COMPLETE-CRUMB-11-DEGAETANI-KALISH/dp/B0015X6RAI)

To the bolded text, are you classical police?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on October 26, 2021, 03:10:32 PM
To the bolded text, are you classical police?

Not at all. I was just taken aback by a cover that isn't yer standard classical music cover. George is not in a concert hall, he's not wearing a suit, he's not at a piano, he's not in front of an orchestra, the cover isn't a photo of a landscape, or a musical instrument etc.

It's none of those things, and I like that it isn't.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: amw on October 26, 2021, 03:17:47 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 03:02:41 PM
Am I right in thinking that Crumb has made a surprising number of appearances on this thread given the size of his discography?
Bridge Records Inc. is a fairly low-budget operation and clearly made the decision to primarily spend that budget on things other than graphic design. Performance and sound quality by comparison are usually pretty good. I think it's an acceptable trade-off.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 03:22:31 PM
Quote from: amw on October 26, 2021, 03:17:47 PM
Bridge Records Inc. is a fairly low-budget operation and clearly made the decision to primarily spend that budget on things other than graphic design. Performance and sound quality by comparison are usually pretty good. I think it's an acceptable trade-off.

I agree completely. The play's the thing (as someone once said).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 03:33:05 PM
I broadly agree with that.But  I guess I'm suggesting that many of us here could make more professional looking covers on our home PCs.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 20, 2015, 07:10:52 PM


(http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae102/peterpowerpop/Crummy.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 03:52:39 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 03:43:52 PM


I'd completely forgotten about that.

Here's the image uploaded to PostImage (https://postimages.org/):

(https://i.postimg.cc/wj4pJYYX/Crummy.jpg)

And here's the back cover:

(https://i.postimg.cc/s2tC6PX1/Crummy-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 26, 2021, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 02:48:12 PM
I thought this was a refreshingly non-classical-music cover. It's almost defiantly non-classical-music.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/9253_grande.jpg)

Details at Bridge Records (https://bridgerecords.com/collections/complete-crumb-edition/products/9253)
Details at Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/COMPLETE-CRUMB-11-DEGAETANI-KALISH/dp/B0015X6RAI)

Not so much an album cover as a family photo that got placed in the wrong folder on the USB drive that went to the printers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 26, 2021, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 03:14:21 PM
Not at all. I was just taken aback by a cover that isn't yer standard classical music cover. George is not in a concert hall, he's not wearing a suit, he's not at a piano, he's not in front of an orchestra, the cover isn't a photo of a landscape, or a musical instrument etc.

It's none of those things, and I like that it isn't.

Ah, I understand what you're saying. I'm personally not a fan of much these Bridge covers. They look amateurish. You or I could design better album covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 26, 2021, 05:48:39 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on September 02, 2021, 05:04:34 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81KdulcyyZL._SL1413_.jpg)

At first glance, I thought he was holding a garden-sprayer.
Kill the weevils!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on October 26, 2021, 05:55:26 PM
Quote from: Madiel on October 26, 2021, 03:57:07 PM
Not so much an album cover as a family photo that got placed in the wrong folder on the USB drive that went to the printers.

I looked up the booklet on the Bridge site.
The Variazioni were recorded in Odense, Denmark in 2007, and the cover photo was taken in Odense by Becky Starobin, President of Bridge Records and wife of guitarist David Starobin, the founder of Bridge.
So it is more or less a family travelogue photo.

The Bridge George Crumb Edition covers are almost all quirky (maybe George is just that kind of guy). This is the only one that impresses:

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/9413_large.jpg?v=1430753898)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on October 26, 2021, 06:07:16 PM
If anyone does like Crumb's music, Bridge Records is offering what seems a nice deal on its complete Crumb edition.  From the link to Bridge's website Peter provided, go to the bottom of the page to find a further link with the details.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on October 26, 2021, 06:18:31 PM
Quote from: JBS on October 26, 2021, 06:07:16 PM
If anyone does like Crumb's music, Bridge Records is offering what seems a nice deal on its complete Crumb edition.  From the link to Bridge's website Peter provided, go to the bottom of the page to find a further link with the details.

This is how I acquired all of the Crumb recordings. A special note: there isn't a special box set for these recordings. It's simply Bridge sending you all of the individually released volumes plus a documentary on the composer on DVD, which comes with an autograph from the man himself.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on October 26, 2021, 06:19:42 PM
Maybe the idea is to counterbalance the Kronos Qiartet Black Angels image and expectation of Crumbs music by going hard in the opposite  direction.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 26, 2021, 06:21:11 PM
Quote from: T. D. on October 26, 2021, 05:55:26 PM
I looked up the booklet on the Bridge site.
The Variazioni were recorded in Odense, Denmark in 2007, and the cover photo was taken in Odense by Becky Starobin, President of Bridge Records and wife of guitarist David Starobin, the founder of Bridge.
So it is more or less a family travelogue photo.

Funny. Because it actually looked like Denmark to me. Though I couldn't fathom why that might be the case. And I've been to Odense.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on October 26, 2021, 11:13:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 26, 2021, 02:48:12 PM
I thought this was a refreshingly non-classical-music cover. It's almost defiantly non-classical-music.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0581/3921/products/9253_grande.jpg)

Details at Bridge Records (https://bridgerecords.com/collections/complete-crumb-edition/products/9253)
Details at Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/COMPLETE-CRUMB-11-DEGAETANI-KALISH/dp/B0015X6RAI)

Yes, he is standing near the Hans Christian Andersen childhood house in Odense. Crumb has been here on a visit, or several visits. The area is more of a mixed bag scenically, and urban, than the picture suggests, however.
Cf. https://www.visitfyn.dk/fyn/oplevelser/h-c-andersen-attraktioner
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 07, 2021, 03:35:32 AM
Ran across this article on the BBC's website this morning.  It's about a guy in England who collects bad album covers (They're currently on display).  Includes images.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-59173827

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on November 07, 2021, 04:11:30 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 07, 2021, 03:35:32 AM
Ran across this article on the BBC's website this morning.  It's about a guy in England who collects bad album covers (They're currently on display).  Includes images.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-59173827

PD

:laugh: That's just great, and if he pursued his hobby a bit more (he's collected 200 so far), I think he could go global with the info & stuff he's collected, if he has the energy. A brief interview with the BBC and an exhibition at 'Huddersfield's Piazza Shopping Centre' is just too modest ...

In Massachusetts, near Boston, there's an established Museum of Bad Art, 'MOBA', and it's great fun to check out their newsletter at times:
http://museumofbadart.org/

But this fellow's hobby is much easier and cheaper to cultivate.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 07, 2021, 04:23:00 AM
Quote from: MusicTurner on November 07, 2021, 04:11:30 AM
:laugh: That's just great, and if he pursued his hobby a bit more (he's collected 200 so far), I think he could go global with the info & stuff he's collected, if he has the energy. A brief interview with the BBC and an exhibition at 'Huddersfield's Piazza Shopping Centre' is just too modest ...

In Massachusetts, near Boston, there's an established Museum of Bad Art, 'MOBA', and it's great fun to check out their newsletter at times:
http://museumofbadart.org/

But this fellow's hobby is much more easy to cultivate.
I noticed that he had said that he had spent as little as 50p for one but as much as £50 for some others!  Eek!  I've heard of that museum and I think checked it out online once in the past.  :D

I liked that he was trying to help out younger folks:  "Mr Goldman, who suffered a stroke 18 months ago, is staging the event in aid of Different Strokes, a charity helping younger stroke survivors."  Nice guy!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on December 17, 2021, 02:12:06 PM
Came up in today's listening:

(https://i.imgur.com/bMgFrpo.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 17, 2021, 02:53:45 PM
Quote from: hvbias on December 17, 2021, 02:12:06 PM
Came up in today's listening:

(https://i.imgur.com/bMgFrpo.jpg)

Love it.

Mmm: Chocolate.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 17, 2021, 11:32:26 PM
Quote from: hvbias on December 17, 2021, 02:12:06 PM
Came up in today's listening:

(https://i.imgur.com/bMgFrpo.jpg)

Not a work that I knew about until now. And yet, knowing about the work, the cover suddenly becomes a lot less insane than on first appearance.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on December 18, 2021, 12:40:58 AM
The only mild complaint I have is that they should have gone the whole way and made the cover even more appear like an actual box of candy.
But maybe it's close enough, I am not buying/getting such stuff frequently enough.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 18, 2021, 04:39:06 AM
Ooh chocolate. :P

(https://img.discogs.com/GkojUo9klHNBqAUDZL45xm04qPM=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1713565-1238789390.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on December 18, 2021, 06:54:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 17, 2021, 02:53:45 PM
Love it.

Mmm: Chocolate.

I am a bit more weary of chocolate samplers, growing up in a small town a chocolatier was one of the small businesses and it was common for my dad to get liqueur chocolate boxes as gifts. What I mostly remember about them was the burning :) I do make sure we stock up on chocolate whenever we visit friends in Norway, same with France though that is a less common destination.

Quote from: Jo498 on December 18, 2021, 12:40:58 AM
The only mild complaint I have is that they should have gone the whole way and made the cover even more appear like an actual box of candy.
But maybe it's close enough, I am not buying/getting such stuff frequently enough.

This is a cover art that comes to mind. Also fits the theme as it was one of those labels that used gold plated discs... for those higher highs, lower lows and blacker blacks  :laugh:

(https://i.imgur.com/ouIRqqz.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on December 18, 2021, 06:58:38 AM
Quote from: Madiel on December 17, 2021, 11:32:26 PM
Not a work that I knew about until now. And yet, knowing about the work, the cover suddenly becomes a lot less insane than on first appearance.

Several of the pieces are also in "The Unknown Richard Strauss" box that DG licensed. As a whole for me something I had no problem skipping.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 18, 2021, 08:37:53 AM
Not so much of the clever graphic design on this one. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/1GjKb0pJqFu5CvvT0yM7alztK14=/fit-in/305x306/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-16064283-1602792451-2243.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 18, 2021, 08:44:36 AM
Moving on to a nice cup of tea...

(https://img.discogs.com/n4yMnzWJSVJxP9en3V3HzMDyBsY=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-13808783-1561586138-9377.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on December 19, 2021, 09:19:48 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/7SzpatzaOya9coe-ygxnwx6q4wY=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2621466-1293912462.jpeg.jpg)

IMO this almost transcends ugly and becomes cool in some twisted way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 19, 2021, 03:11:47 PM
Quote from: T. D. on December 19, 2021, 09:19:48 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/7SzpatzaOya9coe-ygxnwx6q4wY=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2621466-1293912462.jpeg.jpg)

IMO this almost transcends ugly and becomes cool in some twisted way.

(https://dailydead.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Hellraiser-Pinhead-620-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 19, 2021, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: T. D. on December 19, 2021, 09:19:48 AM
(https://img.discogs.com/7SzpatzaOya9coe-ygxnwx6q4wY=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2621466-1293912462.jpeg.jpg)

IMO this almost transcends ugly and becomes cool in some twisted way.

Porcupine: The Musical.

(https://seancrane.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/malayan_porcupine_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on December 23, 2021, 02:00:40 PM
Came across this when looking to see if they've released a recording of Rattle conducting Mahler's Symphony 8 yet.

"Sir Simon we'll need you to wear your ugliest ill fitting sweater. Perfect. No, don't bother adjusting the collar. Excellent, now let's send this photo off to the unpaid intern"

(https://img.discogs.com/digISEEK_sKg2ZdtY5-Wn6mlarw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5316644-1451266259-6490.jpeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 23, 2021, 02:04:22 PM
Also the stuff that he's dropping - are they cds? - look like they're part of the pattern of the sweater. At first I thought he just had his hands out in front of him like he was singing an aria.

edit: in fact, have the cds been awkwardly photoshopped in?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 23, 2021, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: hvbias on December 23, 2021, 02:00:40 PM
Came across this when looking to see if they've released a recording of Rattle conducting Mahler's Symphony 8 yet.

"Sir Simon we'll need you to wear your ugliest ill fitting sweater. Perfect. No, don't bother adjusting the collar. Excellent, now let's send this photo off to the unpaid intern"

(https://img.discogs.com/digISEEK_sKg2ZdtY5-Wn6mlarw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5316644-1451266259-6490.jpeg.jpg)

Fabulous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on December 23, 2021, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on December 23, 2021, 02:04:22 PM
Also the stuff that he's dropping - are they cds? - look like they're part of the pattern of the sweater. At first I thought he just had his hands out in front of him like he was singing an aria.

edit: in fact, have the cds been awkwardly photoshopped in?

Gotta be photoshopped, or some type of post-processing. No doubt.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 23, 2021, 03:41:38 PM
Must have been taken on Christmas day. Obliged to wear the jumper having just received it from mother or aunt.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 23, 2021, 10:47:21 PM
Quote from: hvbias on December 23, 2021, 02:00:40 PM
Came across this when looking to see if they've released a recording of Rattle conducting Mahler's Symphony 8 yet.

"Sir Simon we'll need you to wear your ugliest ill fitting sweater. Perfect. No, don't bother adjusting the collar. Excellent, now let's send this photo off to the unpaid intern"

(https://img.discogs.com/digISEEK_sKg2ZdtY5-Wn6mlarw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-5316644-1451266259-6490.jpeg.jpg)
Er, shall we say "Not a good look on him"?

And, yes I agree, the CDs were added in after the photo was taken.   ::)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 24, 2021, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 23, 2021, 03:41:38 PM
Must have been taken on Christmas day. Obliged to wear the jumper having just received it from mother or aunt.

And it has a crooked collar, on top of everything else.
The Aunt Who Couldn't Knit Straight
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on January 07, 2022, 10:23:59 PM
When great music is in the grip of the mentally disturbed marketing executive ...


(https://i.postimg.cc/6Qf0kbpb/Amadeus-Abuse.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on January 07, 2022, 11:49:52 PM
Google translate is telling me that "uitzendburo" means "temp agency"

Is it like " the music you heard on those tv temp agency advertisements"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on January 08, 2022, 03:12:28 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on January 07, 2022, 11:49:52 PM
Is it like " the music you heard on those tv temp agency advertisements"?

Promotional record handed out by Dactylo Uitzendbureau, a Dutch job agency ... may all involved endure the fires of Hell - or be forced to eat haggis.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on January 08, 2022, 05:32:14 AM
Quote from: Scion7 on January 08, 2022, 03:12:28 AM
Promotional record handed out by Dactylo Uitzendbureau, a Dutch job agency ... may all involved endure the fires of Hell - or be forced to eat haggis.

Wish I was involved  8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Rinaldo on January 17, 2022, 10:46:31 AM
The age old question "What would happen if Comic Sans went out with a death metal font"...

(https://www.soundandmusic.com/96158-large_default/part-arvo-berliner-messe-magnificat.jpg)

...finally answered.

Quote from: steve ridgway on March 31, 2021, 09:06:11 AMWe are talking Czech heavy metal / hard rock here. No I haven't listened to any of it. ::)

(https://img.discogs.com/2j1wYuY56LpeCxjlJ0u6ioSw6hw=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1304875-1540665801-5820.jpeg.jpg)

Hah, I certainly didn't expect to see my compatriots Citron ("Lemon") here... Not that they don't deserve it ;D Funny thing is, that other, much more atrocious cover was a photo by a famous Czech photographer Jan Saudek (or a plagiarism of his trademark style). I don't like the guy – he's quite the creep – nor his work (https://www.artsy.net/artist/jan-saudek) but he used to be quite respected over here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on January 23, 2022, 12:14:57 PM
I listened to this album this week, it looks like something from the 70s, hideous.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71IH-CW5BGL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 23, 2022, 12:55:30 PM
It's a bit like the Vasarely cover of a late 1980s DG midprice series... I like covers that seem really typical of a period, regardless of how bizarre or ugly they look.

[asin]B000001GBI[/asin]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 23, 2022, 06:52:29 PM
Can't say that I mind either of them that much. For Mendelssohn, it speaks more of the era of the release. But for Ligeti it seems like a reasonably appropriate choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 24, 2022, 02:39:29 AM
It had nothing to do with that particular recording; the whole series or at least one batch had these covers that screamed computer graphics, MODERN DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY at you, like the silvery "3D Classics". There was a Philips series with a comparably silly "Tech" cover and Decca Ovation had the most ugly pixelated graphics for some of their covers although these weren't even digital recordings! ;)
Nevertheless, I have some fondness which is partly nostalgia because these were around shortly after I started buying CDs...

[asin]B00G2J0G8Y[/asin]

[asin]B008PXWON0[/asin]

[pictures appear at source after clicking on them, not sure why they are not shown in the post]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 24, 2022, 02:57:02 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on January 24, 2022, 02:39:29 AM
It had nothing to do with that particular recording; the whole series or at least one batch had these covers that screamed computer graphics, MODERN DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY at you, like the silvery "3D Classics".

Yes, I understood that. That's why I referred to the era of the release.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on February 01, 2022, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: Mirror Image on February 01, 2022, 05:02:17 PM
NP:

Martin
Le vin herbé
Sandrine Piau, Steve Davislim, Jutta Böhnert, et. al.
RIAS Chamber Choir
Scharoun-Ensemble
Reuss


Your current listening reminded me of this recording with a terrible cover. I am not sure if it is the text layout choice or the huge floating cup, but it always caught me as rather strange looking.

VS

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5352d6bee4b08071626812a6/1616627039378-2L3JFLZ0C75D43V80AZK/Cantori+New+York+-+Le+Vin+Herb%C3%A9+%28revised+2020%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 01, 2022, 06:27:44 PM
I think it's the text: three different fonts, one of which is sized differently each of the four times it's used.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 01, 2022, 07:14:42 PM
Agreed, there seems to be lot of text jostling with each other.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mirror Image on February 01, 2022, 08:23:13 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on February 01, 2022, 05:42:30 PM
Your current listening reminded me of this recording with a terrible cover. I am not sure if it is the text layout choice or the huge floating cup, but it always caught me as rather strange looking.

VS

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5352d6bee4b08071626812a6/1616627039378-2L3JFLZ0C75D43V80AZK/Cantori+New+York+-+Le+Vin+Herb%C3%A9+%28revised+2020%29.jpg)

Awful cover, indeed. Yuck!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 01, 2022, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on January 24, 2022, 02:39:29 AM
It had nothing to do with that particular recording; the whole series or at least one batch had these covers that screamed computer graphics, MODERN DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY at you, like the silvery "3D Classics". There was a Philips series with a comparably silly "Tech" cover and Decca Ovation had the most ugly pixelated graphics for some of their covers although these weren't even digital recordings! ;)
Nevertheless, I have some fondness which is partly nostalgia because these were around shortly after I started buying CDs...

[asin]B00G2J0G8Y[/asin]

[asin]B008PXWON0[/asin]

[pictures appear at source after clicking on them, not sure why they are not shown in the post]

Try these direct links:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71cQcID8W5L._SL1052_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81wqpJmDDiL._SL1406_.jpg)

I'm very pleased to say that I have the Gershwin/Copland CD. Terrible cover, great performances.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 01, 2022, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 01, 2022, 06:27:44 PM
I think it's the text: three different fonts, one of which is sized differently each of the four times it's used.

Indeed, including a very jolly cartoon-like one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 01, 2022, 11:18:32 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 01, 2022, 10:51:54 PM
Indeed, including a very jolly cartoon-like one.

Had someone been reading Asterix books? It has that look.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: rhomboid on February 01, 2022, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: Scion7 on January 07, 2022, 10:23:59 PM
When great music is in the grip of the mentally disturbed marketing executive ...
(https://i.postimg.cc/6Qf0kbpb/Amadeus-Abuse.jpg)

Splendid color scheme.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 01:34:33 AM
A new release, also with confusing, attention-seeking lettering. Here it's very deliberate & seems to play on some Scandinavian coolness/'cøølness'. The soloist is partly Danish.

I somehow like the overall, nervous and unbalanced energy of the cover, though - suggesting more layers to Mozart, than just sweetness or toy music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:13:04 AM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 01:34:33 AM
A new release, also with confusing, attention-seeking lettering. Here it's very deliberate & seems to play on some Scandinavian coolness/'cøølness'. The soloist is partly Danish.

I somehow like the overall, nervous and unbalanced energy of the cover, though - suggesting more layers to Mozart, than just sweetness or toy music.

Also from the back cover it's evident that everything is in 3s as a gimmick.

Now that I know Danish, the slashed ø makes me wince.  It's a different letter, people!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on February 04, 2022, 02:35:23 AM
 not classical, but i was reminded of this recently:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61zpCrADHyL._SX355_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:41:26 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:13:04 AM
Also from the back cover it's evident that everything is in 3s as a gimmick.

Now that I know Danish, the slashed ø makes me wince.  It's a different letter, people!

That's actually an "x" (as in the multiplication symbol) superimposed/underneath the "o".

So, Mozart times 3.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 04, 2022, 02:42:27 AM
Russian/Kyrillic (and maybe also Greek) is a long suffering victim of letter abuse.
The o in Mozart is crossed twice, so I suspect that it alludes both the the Scandinavian letter and to a checked checkbox. edit: Or as JBS says maby most to the multiplication symbol.

But it is a remarkably horrible cover, especially because most of these blunders seem quite intentional.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:49:27 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:41:26 AM
That's actually an "x" (as in the multiplication symbol) superimposed/underneath the "o".

So, Mozart times 3.

Yes, you're probably right. But I'm also having flashbacks to a local apartment development, for example. It called itself "Køben", which actually is viable in Danish... but you can bet that 99% of the people who ever go near it will call it "Koben" and pronounce it that way. Even on the developer's website, you can see how initially they were very rigorous about using the slash until the update to say everything was sold, where suddenly the fancy Danish cool was dropped and it tells that all the apartments in "Koben" were sold.

I'm promising myself I'll get around to installing a Czech keyboard and stop talking about "Dvorak"...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 02:54:02 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:41:26 AM
That's actually an "x" (as in the multiplication symbol) superimposed/underneath the "o".

So, Mozart times 3.

That's true, I thought one of the /s was a part of the dress (am using a mobile phone screen).

The 'Borgen' television series is sometimes referred to as 'Børgen' by foreigners, hence my association. The upcoming 'Jørd' plant drink (but with a Swedish ø) is another example of such Scandi-look international marketing, for example in the UK, via Sainsbury's.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 04, 2022, 03:07:10 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:13:04 AM
Also from the back cover it's evident that everything is in 3s as a gimmick.
This gimmick might be because the singer's last name means 30 (in German, spelled slightly differently with "ss" or another nonstandard letter that exists only in German "ß" and is a variant of s, technically a fusion of s and z but a voiceless "sharp" s in pronunciation)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 03:22:28 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on February 04, 2022, 03:07:10 AM
This gimmick might be because the singer's last name means 30 (in German, spelled slightly differently with "ss" or another nonstandard letter that exists only in German "ß" and is a variant of s, technically a fusion of s and z but a voiceless "sharp" s in pronunciation)

True, I hadn't made that connection (I've learned German). But if that's the origin of the gimmick... I hope she's not planning on making a habit of it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 03:35:12 AM
This is getting a little complicated - but it seems to be what they strived for ...   :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 04, 2022, 11:59:15 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:49:27 AM
Yes, you're probably right. But I'm also having flashbacks to a local apartment development, for example. It called itself "Køben", which actually is viable in Danish... but you can bet that 99% of the people who ever go near it will call it "Koben" and pronounce it that way. Even on the developer's website, you can see how initially they were very rigorous about using the slash until the update to say everything was sold, where suddenly the fancy Danish cool was dropped and it tells that all the apartments in "Koben" were sold.

I'm promising myself I'll get around to installing a Czech keyboard and stop talking about "Dvorak"...
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 02:54:02 AM
That's true, I thought one of the /s was a part of the dress (am using a mobile phone screen).

The 'Borgen' television series is sometimes referred to as 'Børgen' by foreigners, hence my association. The upcoming 'Jørd' plant drink (but with a Swedish ø) is another example of such Scandi-look international marketing, for example in the UK, via Sainsbury's.

A shoe brand my company sells is
BØRN FOOTWEAR
Their logo includes a crown inside that ø.
They're based in California.

Ironically, the based-in-Denmark brand we carry, Ecco, uses o, not ø.

ETA
What, by the way, is the proper pronunciation and name for ø?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 12:09:20 PM
That's a bit interesting, since 'børn' actually means 'children' in Danish, which is somewhat different from the English 'born'.

Am having difficulties quickly finding an English word with an 'ø' sound. Madiel probably knows ... but maybe-maybe a bit like 'u' in 'burn'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 04, 2022, 12:22:30 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 12:09:20 PM
That's a bit interesting, since 'børn' actually means 'children' in Danish, which is somewhat different from the English 'born'.

Am having difficulties quickly finding an English word with an 'ø' sound. Madiel probably knows ... but maybe-maybe a bit like 'u' in 'burn'.

Thanks.
Scots has the word "bairn" meaning child. I would presume a Scandinavian (probably Norse) loanword is its origin.

ETA: per Wikipedia, it a pure cognate, not a loanword

QuoteBairn is a Northern English, Scottish English and Scots term for a child.[1] It originated in Old English as "bearn", becoming restricted to Scotland and the North of England c. 1700.[2]


The word was included in the English Dialect Dictionary with variant spellings barn, bayn, bayne that reflect varying pronunciations.[3]

Compare with the Swedish, Norwegian, Icelandic and Danish word for child "barn" or the West-Frisian "bern". Also the Latvian "bērns".

I note Wikipedia uses a instead of ø.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 12:58:00 PM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 12:09:20 PM
That's a bit interesting, since 'børn' actually means 'children' in Danish, which is somewhat different from the English 'born'.

Am having difficulties quickly finding an English word with an 'ø' sound. Madiel probably knows ... but maybe-maybe a bit like 'u' in 'burn'.

Yes that's close enough. It's the equivalent of German ö. Swedish uses ö as well, but if there's one thing I've come to realise it's that the Danish language is very keen to be non-German.

English accents vary a lot, never mind my Danish one, but I would pronounce "børn" in Danish and "burn" in English reasonably close to each other.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 01:03:00 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 12:22:30 PM
Thanks.
Scots has the word "bairn" meaning child. I would presume a Scandinavian (probably Norse) loanword is its origin.

ETA: per Wikipedia, it a pure cognate, not a loanword

I note Wikipedia uses a instead of ø.

"barn" is child. "børn" is the plural children.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
Thanks.
So perhaps in Danish-language texts, we would read about Arnold Schønberg?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 02:34:22 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
Thanks.
So perhaps in Danish-language texts, we would read about Arnold Schønberg?

I should probably let the Danes answer that one, but I think one factor is that a smaller country like Denmark understands that other people write and speak differently and are okay with that...

Danish wikipedia uses "Schönberg".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 04, 2022, 05:45:08 PM
This may not be super ugly, but it's quite dumb looking and reflects the ultra-low budget of many jazz labels.

Hey, it's the dude's first LP and his name's Cedar, let's use a photo of a board!  :laugh:

(https://i.discogs.com/xO6FdkFV3Jj3oPsqwT1HdKsVZNq9lxhvuwaqg-Jrew8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:300/w:300/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTMy/OTQyMDAtMTMyNDM3/MTMyMi5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 04, 2022, 09:30:35 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
Thanks.
So perhaps in Danish-language texts, we would read about Arnold Schønberg?

Yes, in the old days, early 20th century, they'd sometimes use Schønberg here. For example, Niels Viggo Bentzon wrote an article, 'Omkring Arnold Schønberg' in the DMT magazine in 1954. But nowadays, they'll use the correct German or, if less knowledgeable, maybe the English spelling.

BTW, there has also been a local Schønberg family here, well into the 20th century and including a famous actor Ib S., but apparently it is now extinct.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 05, 2022, 01:02:58 AM
A chockfull of worst LP artwork. http://waxidermy.com/blog/features/stock-covers/

One to admire, but he is not activating me! That is for sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 05, 2022, 02:53:57 AM
Strange how all those are also very representative for a good part of the taste of their age ... the 70s-80s revisited ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: springrite on February 05, 2022, 03:24:30 AM
Quote from: MusicTurner on February 05, 2022, 02:53:57 AM
Strange how all those ara also very representative for a good part of the taste of their age ... the 70s-80s revisited ...
I arrived in the US in 1980. I remember all posters (and LP covers) seemed to feature lots and lots of chest hair.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 05, 2022, 04:39:26 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 04, 2022, 11:59:15 AM
A shoe brand my company sells is
BØRN FOOTWEAR
Their logo includes a crown inside that ø.
They're based in California.

Ironically, the based-in-Denmark brand we carry, Ecco, uses o, not ø.

ETA
What, by the way, is the proper pronunciation and name for ø?
You sell some great shoe brands!  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: premont on February 05, 2022, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Madiel on February 04, 2022, 12:58:00 PM
English accents vary a lot, never mind my Danish one, but I would pronounce "børn" in Danish and "burn" in English reasonably close to each other.

"Børn" is pronounced with stød, the vowel is shorter and the "r" is sharper pronounced than in "burn", so the sounds are rather different.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 05, 2022, 11:25:59 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CLPBWZmN/THE-FAVORITIES-322-COVER.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Is that even Karajan?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on February 05, 2022, 12:02:04 PM
(//)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 05, 2022, 12:12:23 PM
Quote from: (: premont :) on February 05, 2022, 04:50:09 AM
"Børn" is pronounced with stød, the vowel is shorter and the "r" is sharper pronounced than in "burn", so the sounds are rather different.

I know the vowel is shorter, and we weren't really talking about the consonant pronunciations anyway but as an Australian I'm not doing a lot of pronunciation of an "r" in anything frankly. I'm non-rhotic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 05, 2022, 12:22:22 PM
 ;D
Quote from: Madiel on February 05, 2022, 12:12:23 PM
I know the vowel is shorter, and we weren't really talking about the consonant pronunciations anyway but as an Australian I'm not doing a lot of pronunciation of an "r" in anything frankly. I'm non-rhotic.

A very instructive Ø-pronunciation video here, but it's right there at the beginning  ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPoqIM7NHbc

"ø" also just means 'island', as a one-letter word.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 06, 2022, 12:10:19 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 05, 2022, 11:25:59 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/CLPBWZmN/THE-FAVORITIES-322-COVER.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Is that even Karajan?

Who famously said with the introduction of CD "All else is gaslight".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 06, 2022, 12:15:40 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on February 05, 2022, 12:02:04 PM
(//)
That's a rather scary-looking cover!

Quote from: Irons on February 06, 2022, 12:10:19 AM
Who famously said with the introduction of CD "All else is gaslight".
;D Like that equipment there!  Where was the photo taken?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on February 06, 2022, 01:42:17 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on February 06, 2022, 12:15:40 AM
That's a rather scary-looking cover!
;D Like that equipment there!  Where was the photo taken?

PD
That's what I thought PD!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 07, 2022, 05:04:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7ZKYKP0z/R-10571326-1500121327-2067.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1956

To be clear, I find nothing objectionable about the cover.  What I do find amusing is that Decca U.S.A. thought an apologia, priinted on the jacket back, was necessary:

"While there is obviously no direct relationship between Bronzino's magnificent portrait and Hector Berlioz' "HAROLD IN ITALY", there are many freely esthetic associations.  Bronzino's painting breathes a sort of royal melancholy and glows with opulence of color, reminiscent of Berlioz' romantic tonal palette"....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 07, 2022, 10:49:12 PM
Interesting; it's quite rare that covers include the effort of such explanations, unless there is some direct relation between the music and the cover.
But in the case, the "many freely esthetic associations" are indeed rather free, due to chronology etc.

Bronzino: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/435802
Byron: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childe_Harold%27s_Pilgrimage
Berlioz: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_en_Italie

Turner: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childe_Harold%27s_Pilgrimage#Painting
Staines/Richter https://www.sandersofoxford.com/shop/product/scene-from-lord-byrons-childe-harolds-pilgrimage/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 10, 2022, 01:25:19 PM
I was sampling this set this week, *shudder*

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1zmXBBgs8L._SS500_.jpg)


Good performances, but do I need a third set of Hartmann SQs? I have Pellegrini and Zehetmair.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 10, 2022, 01:38:31 PM
Quote from: Irons on February 06, 2022, 12:10:19 AM
Who famously said with the introduction of CD "All else is gaslight".

It makes sense from a conductor's point of view, you're no longer relegated to making ~ 20-25 minute movements along with a whole host of other benefits.

Photos of Arrau at the opening of the Polydor pressing plant :)

(https://i.imgur.com/6vDCXvp.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/CAa2tJo.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 10, 2022, 01:55:47 PM
Quote from: hvbias on February 10, 2022, 01:25:19 PM
I was sampling this set this week, *shudder*

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1zmXBBgs8L._SS500_.jpg)

Good performances, but do I need a third set of Hartmann SQs? I have Pellegrini and Zehetmair.

(https://static0.colliderimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/x-men_origins_wolverine_movie_image_hugh_jackman_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on February 11, 2022, 01:13:30 AM
Quote from: hvbias on February 10, 2022, 01:38:31 PM
It makes sense from a conductor's point of view, you're no longer relegated to making ~ 20-25 minute movements along with a whole host of other benefits.

Photos of Arrau at the opening of the Polydor pressing plant :)

(https://i.imgur.com/6vDCXvp.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/CAa2tJo.jpg)

Great pics. My first thought it appears from a long time ago. Of course 40 years is!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 11, 2022, 03:21:10 AM
Quote from: hvbias on February 10, 2022, 01:25:19 PM
I was sampling this set this week, *shudder*

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A1zmXBBgs8L._SS500_.jpg)


Good performances, but do I need a third set of Hartmann SQs? I have Pellegrini and Zehetmair.
That looks like some sort of torture device that someone created!  ???  Shudder...

Quote from: Irons on February 11, 2022, 01:13:30 AM
Great pics. My first thought it appears from a long time ago. Of course 40 years is!
+1 And Lordie, how time flies!  :(

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 11, 2022, 04:05:45 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)

That's... confusing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 11, 2022, 08:11:50 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)

WTF  ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on February 11, 2022, 08:20:11 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)

As bad as this is ... and it's 'orrible ... I still prefer it to some of the pretentious posings on CD covers of the past three years by this young crop of musicians arriving on the scene.  Phew!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 11, 2022, 07:57:23 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)

I can report, having now listened to the recording via the Warner Barbirolli box, that the performance is much better than the image suggests.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 12, 2022, 09:03:13 AM
Quote from: Irons on February 11, 2022, 01:13:30 AM
Great pics. My first thought it appears from a long time ago. Of course 40 years is!

CD does not feel that old to me  :o Maybe because we came to it a bit late, my dad wasn't a hifi person and we got our first CD player in '89 or '90. I remember staring through the window of the CD player with the disc spinning so fast, and wondering how it could hold all that music. At least with cassettes you could pull the tape out, play with it, wrap your sibilings up like a mummy and see how it could hold all that music.

Quote from: JBS on February 11, 2022, 07:57:23 PM
I can report, having now listened to the recording via the Warner Barbirolli box, that the performance is much better than the image suggests.

Yes indeed, that performance was new to me through the Barbirolli box, quite enjoyable. I think the art would have been fine had the bust looked like Mozart. I like that they went to the effort of contouring the text to forehead, down to parts of text being lifted up from things like the wrinkles in the paper.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 13, 2022, 05:04:06 AM
Quote from: geralmar on February 12, 2022, 10:03:06 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/2yZtD5Nj/R-3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1978

Purely personal opinion; but I have owned this L.P. for four decades and still consider it having the most off putting cover in my record collection.  First because Scheherazade is reduced to serving girl status in the illustration-- not even her face is visible and the work is "Scheherazade", not "Sultan"; but second and more objectionable the Sultan's face is TOO detailed-- almost certainly modeled after a real person.  The illustrator and his subject might have gotten a chuckle out of it-- but I think it trivializes the work and recording.  Of course it also means I've wasted too much of my life obsessing over it.

What a coincidence, I made a long post on Scheherazade on another board this morning. I posted this artwork as one that I like (also love the performance):

(https://i.discogs.com/pvFKAiR36cDM_tTc5qc6WHlJcHHKwTKq_sTV9nxFef0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:412/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEz/MzQxNTQyLTE1NTI0/MDQzNjEtMzI1Ni5q/cGVn.jpeg)

Is that performance with Maazel good?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 13, 2022, 05:35:30 AM
I don't much care for Sheherazade but I love many of the 1950s DG covers when they had the simple yellow bar at the top instead of the more elaborate "cartouche". I kept a few  7" and 10" vinyl I got in Ebay hauls years ago only for these covers (although I have not yet managed to use them as decoration for an "audio room"...

But nice covers is another thread... FWIW I am not fond of the London/Maazel cover but don't find it that offensive either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 13, 2022, 06:46:16 AM
Quote from: hvbias on February 13, 2022, 05:04:06 AM
(https://i.discogs.com/pvFKAiR36cDM_tTc5qc6WHlJcHHKwTKq_sTV9nxFef0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:412/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEz/MzQxNTQyLTE1NTI0/MDQzNjEtMzI1Ni5q/cGVn.jpeg)

The language on this is Portuguese. I wonder why.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on February 13, 2022, 07:23:29 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 13, 2022, 06:46:16 AM
The language on this is Portuguese. I wonder why.
In the days of LP, DG (and other labels) released many records in Spain with Spanish language covers and booklets (I remember getting —in the late 70s— the Böhm set of the complete Mozart symphonies in that guise). I believe the pressings were local as well. I suppose a similar thing happened in Portugal (perhaps even in Brazil?).

(https://i.discogs.com/jxGVGmUqjCvQV_uWOQFgHoZ-ZPDV_ULYxHtm1t4hgZw/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:590/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTE3/ODY2MzcyLTE2MTYx/NTA0NTUtNjExOS5q/cGVn.jpeg)

EDIT:

Discogs gives Brazil as the country of release of that particular LP of Fricsay's Sheherezade pictured above. (https://www.discogs.com/release/13341542-Nikolai-Rimsky-Korsakov-Ferenc-Fricsay-Radio-Symphonie-Orchester-Berlin-Scheherazade-Nach-Tausend-Un).

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on February 13, 2022, 07:53:52 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 10, 2022, 07:46:18 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Qemu38Nuc1auoPST_8CB_mXBYiR45XoU5on1a9K7Vh4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTEx/Mjc1MDQ0LTE1MTM1/NjAzMzctNjE5Ny5q/cGVn.jpeg)

That's very weird indeed! It reminds me a bit of Jeff Bridges, if he'll pardon me for saying so ..

If it's meant to be Jupiter suffering the effects of runaway entropy, or perhaps the morning after one of Johnson's No.10 lockdown parties .. it seems entirely unfitting for the Mozart symphony. Though I imagine if Schnittke had written something with that name, it could have been an inspired choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 13, 2022, 08:43:18 AM
Jupiter after a thunderbolt was reflected back and hit him...

The picture on the Fricsay cover was the same in the German version; this is also findable on discogs, only very small.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 13, 2022, 09:12:19 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 13, 2022, 06:46:16 AM
The language on this is Portuguese. I wonder why.

This was an image I pulled off the web, ritter seems to have spotted the source. I don't have the CD at this location to say what language it is in.

Quote from: Jo498 on February 13, 2022, 08:43:18 AM
The picture on the Fricsay cover was the same in the German version; this is also findable on discogs, only very small.

That's why I used that image, it was the largest Google Images brought up for that art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 13, 2022, 10:16:33 AM
The cover that was not easily available larger, was the Fricsay.
Interestingly the picture was re-used a bit later in the 1960s DG style. Note the decidedly German spelling "Scheherazade" and "Korssakoff" (the latter is actually uncommon or obsolete by now, I think, it would be "Korsakov" or "Korsakow" although there never was a really consistent spelling of Russian names in German).

(https://i.discogs.com/43m9pVZFQiJ8tuT0OtiynJifBz6L_g9QSXidoxTZQfw/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTE2/MTc0Mjk4LTE2MDQ3/MDQ1OTYtNDc1OC5q/cGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 13, 2022, 11:46:45 AM
Quote from: hvbias on February 12, 2022, 09:03:13 AM
CD does not feel that old to me  :o Maybe because we came to it a bit late, my dad wasn't a hifi person and we got our first CD player in '89 or '90.

...so only about 32 years ago.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 13, 2022, 04:27:29 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on February 13, 2022, 10:16:33 AM
The cover that was not easily available larger, was the Fricsay.
Interestingly the picture was re-used a bit later in the 1960s DG style. Note the decidedly German spelling "Scheherazade" and "Korssakoff" (the latter is actually uncommon or obsolete by now, I think, it would be "Korsakov" or "Korsakow" although there never was a really consistent spelling of Russian names in German).

(https://i.discogs.com/43m9pVZFQiJ8tuT0OtiynJifBz6L_g9QSXidoxTZQfw/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWltYWdlcy9SLTE2/MTc0Mjk4LTE2MDQ3/MDQ1OTYtNDc1OC5q/cGVn.jpeg)

The transcription from Russian to German "-jew" for the syllable that in Anglophonic is transcribed "-yev' (as in Tanejew/Taneyev) used to stop me in my tracks (since I'm Jewish) although I'm more used to it now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 14, 2022, 11:50:53 AM
If there's one thing that learning other languages really teaches you, it's that different people have very different ideas about what the same 26 symbols actually represent.

Putting aside all the ways in which English's internal ideas on that question are thoroughly scrambled...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 14, 2022, 12:07:36 PM
Quote from: Madiel on February 14, 2022, 11:50:53 AM
If there's one thing that learning other languages really teaches you, it's that different people have very different ideas about what the same 26 symbols actually represent.

I do wonder what sort of a Jew is a "tane Jew" (Tanejew).  :D

Does "tane" mean anything in English?

Afaik, "pula" is the Botswana currency, but go asking a Romanian what "pula" means...  ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 15, 2022, 12:22:12 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 14, 2022, 12:07:36 PM
I do wonder what sort of a Jew is a "tane Jew" (Tanejew).  :D

Does "tane" mean anything in English?

Afaik, "pula" is the Botswana currency, but go asking a Romanian what "pula" means...  ;D

I just meant sounds rather than words, but yeah, words that have completely different meanings in other languages is a whole big topic as well.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 25, 2022, 12:15:50 PM
Andre posted this in the Purchases thread.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61NuXEGzGyL._AC_SL500_.jpg)

I have to say the emphasis on his nose is..
something...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on February 25, 2022, 01:06:15 PM
Quote from: Florestan on February 14, 2022, 12:07:36 PM
Afaik, "pula" is the Botswana currency, but go asking a Romanian what "pula" means...  ;D

In Finnish "pula" means scarcity, shortage, lack of something...  :-\

I checked the meaning in Romanian.  :-\  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on February 28, 2022, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: JBS on February 25, 2022, 12:15:50 PM
Andre posted this in the Purchases thread.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61NuXEGzGyL._AC_SL500_.jpg)

I have to say the emphasis on his nose is..
something...

What a snub to the conductor to not get a zoom in on his nose.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on February 28, 2022, 08:15:27 PM
May have been previously posted.
Two other covers were issued for this album on Supraphon that were more 'serious.'
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on February 28, 2022, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Iota on February 13, 2022, 07:53:52 AM
That's very weird indeed! It reminds me a bit of Jeff Bridges, if he'll pardon me for saying so ..

If it's meant to be Jupiter suffering the effects of runaway entropy, or perhaps the morning after one of Johnson's No.10 lockdown parties .. it seems entirely unfitting for the Mozart symphony. Though I imagine if Schnittke had written something with that name, it could have been an inspired choice.

:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on April 14, 2022, 12:28:53 PM
Have we had this one before?:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41hGLCFvccL._AC_SX425_.jpg)

At least we know now that Haydn was descended from Oswald von Wolkenstein:

(https://www.alg.de/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/members/image/Homepage_Oswald_von_Wolkenstein.jpg?itok=-U7Wu1JG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on May 14, 2022, 07:17:05 PM
BIS is usually good and understated with covers, but...

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/7318599925530.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on May 14, 2022, 07:50:53 PM
Quote from: Brian on May 14, 2022, 07:17:05 PM
BIS is usually good and understated with covers, but...

(https://b2b.naxosusa.com/Images/LoRes/BackCovers/7318599925530.jpg)

I like it. It matches my opinion of the music. (I have yet to hear a recording of IL I want to hear again.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 15, 2022, 01:24:29 AM
That does seem like a very un-BIS cover. New hire, or work experience week?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on May 18, 2022, 06:50:36 AM
Naxos are trying to do something completely different from BIS here. Plus they've labelled the 3 CDs "Classical Heavy Metal", "Classical Death Metal" and "Classical Speed Metal". ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/k-l9ja-1KGVlGXp03dxDIhlciPUO0HMNfUCa9UswqbU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNzU2/MTgzLTE1NjA0NDQ2/OTQtNjg4Mi5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: TheGSMoeller on May 19, 2022, 06:08:57 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on May 18, 2022, 06:50:36 AM
Naxos are trying to do something completely different from BIS here. Plus they've labelled the 3 CDs "Classical Heavy Metal", "Classical Death Metal" and "Classical Speed Metal". ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/k-l9ja-1KGVlGXp03dxDIhlciPUO0HMNfUCa9UswqbU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNzU2/MTgzLTE1NjA0NDQ2/OTQtNjg4Mi5qcGVn.jpeg)

Just found the track listing for this, Bach, J.S. Solo Violin Sonata No. 3 In C Major, Bwv 1005 – Allegro Assai is so dark.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: foxandpeng on May 20, 2022, 02:40:13 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on May 18, 2022, 06:50:36 AM
Naxos are trying to do something completely different from BIS here. Plus they've labelled the 3 CDs "Classical Heavy Metal", "Classical Death Metal" and "Classical Speed Metal". ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/k-l9ja-1KGVlGXp03dxDIhlciPUO0HMNfUCa9UswqbU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNzU2/MTgzLTE1NjA0NDQ2/OTQtNjg4Mi5qcGVn.jpeg)

As a seasoned metalhead, this attempt by Naxos falls short for me. I get their purpose and applaud it, however, because there is something about extreme metal and classical music that 'fits'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on May 26, 2022, 08:43:52 AM
Stepping away from the classical realm:

(https://i.discogs.com/QLg6twblx6GCwlY3OgKxo7IGdSoVD7wfIn3exm_FENk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTYyOTMx/MzEtMTQxNTc1MDgw/MS02NjQ5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Duane Allman plays on this!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 07, 2022, 05:57:01 PM
That reminds me of our old friend Andy  ;D Hope he's still JAH-min'.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 08, 2022, 01:13:40 AM
Quote from: George on June 07, 2022, 05:43:47 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/819tyr+ytiL._SL500_.jpg)

Trying to understand from that cover what the contents might be like is... well, it's more trouble than it's worth.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 11, 2022, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 11, 2022, 05:07:30 PM
Not necessarily bad; but unusual for NAXOS:

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y9V0mbtv/61p-DTo-Gt-P0-L-SY780.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

That's "Venezuelan telenovela" art.  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 11, 2022, 05:44:45 PM
Wait, is that Naxos Spanish cover showing Kenneth Branagh??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 11, 2022, 08:48:51 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 11, 2022, 05:39:51 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/0N7bFL1P/41-Y6e1y5j-KL-SY780-1.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Not really seeing the problem. It's fine.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 11, 2022, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: George on June 07, 2022, 05:43:47 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/819tyr+ytiL._SL500_.jpg)

That one is ... unconventional, for sure.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 15, 2022, 10:48:28 PM
Green can apparently be the obvious choice for some ...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 16, 2022, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: geralmar on June 15, 2022, 09:25:17 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/pL7FX1Vr/tc51.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

I'm curious about the choice to make the violin green.

Basically looks like a negative image.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 17, 2022, 12:13:47 PM
Quote from: geralmar on June 17, 2022, 11:47:55 AM
This was on discogs.com; but I suspect someone was having fun:


(https://i.postimg.cc/ZnDgdhqW/R-9144831-1475548613-6982.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Cupid's arrow with no Cupid, perhaps.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 17, 2022, 02:36:55 PM
Quote from: Madiel on June 16, 2022, 12:15:10 AM
Basically looks like a negative image.

If that was the case the violin would be internally lit.  $:)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 17, 2022, 02:43:13 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on June 17, 2022, 02:36:55 PM
If that was the case the violin would be internally lit.  $:)

Yeah. I knew that it wasn't literally one even as I said it. Dark background.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on June 18, 2022, 06:32:47 AM
What is wrong right with this hi-fi installation? :-\

(https://i.discogs.com/urrBdmkeFJrbdvs9jM0A1ACUEPPvXfwUxszKsIsrCAU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NDc5/MDgtMTQ4ODgxNDQ4/My04MDU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 18, 2022, 09:48:43 AM
Quote from: geralmar on June 18, 2022, 09:32:31 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QtqmjRQS/me10.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Maybe Symphonie Fantastique; but Mendelssohn seems a stretch.

Who on earth is / was Alfred van Weth?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on June 18, 2022, 10:29:08 AM
Probably related to Henry Adolph :)

https://www.discogs.com/artist/834521-Henry-Adolph

Discogs mentions quite a few 'Alfred van Weth' LP releases:

https://www.discogs.com/search/?q=alfred+van+weth&type=all
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on June 21, 2022, 07:24:27 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 18, 2022, 06:32:47 AM
What is wrong right with this hi-fi installation? :-\

(https://i.discogs.com/urrBdmkeFJrbdvs9jM0A1ACUEPPvXfwUxszKsIsrCAU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NDc5/MDgtMTQ4ODgxNDQ4/My04MDU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Stereo and only one speaker. Where do I collect my prize? 8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 27, 2022, 09:26:43 PM
Groovy.

Quote from: steve ridgway on June 18, 2022, 06:32:47 AM
(https://i.discogs.com/urrBdmkeFJrbdvs9jM0A1ACUEPPvXfwUxszKsIsrCAU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NDc5/MDgtMTQ4ODgxNDQ4/My04MDU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 27, 2022, 09:28:44 PM
Warning: Rock Star Face Alert...

(https://www.eloquenceclassics.com/files/2016/04/00028944294873-booklet-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on June 28, 2022, 07:25:44 AM
I have to say I love that cover!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 03:40:51 AM
How can a record company not find a single picture of New York? ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/g1UAsDpMCQTwq7luZ3FvU3MpMOChJ0zI-qYFDJ3UNAE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:448/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExNzA5/OTM4LTE1MjEwNTEz/MDMtMTAzMy5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 02, 2022, 05:14:45 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 03:40:51 AM
How can a record company not find a single picture of New York? ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/g1UAsDpMCQTwq7luZ3FvU3MpMOChJ0zI-qYFDJ3UNAE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:448/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExNzA5/OTM4LTE1MjEwNTEz/MDMtMTAzMy5qcGVn.jpeg)

The piece is not about New York. Though it'd be interesting if we placed pictures of the location of the premiere on albums.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 05:25:08 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 02, 2022, 05:14:45 AM
The piece is not about New York. Though it'd be interesting if we placed pictures of the location of the premiere on albums.

I was following on from the best looking artwork thread. In Britain the piece is actually more associated with a backward looking bread advert rather than America. :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 02, 2022, 05:26:19 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on June 18, 2022, 06:32:47 AM
What is wrong right with this hi-fi installation? :-\

(https://i.discogs.com/urrBdmkeFJrbdvs9jM0A1ACUEPPvXfwUxszKsIsrCAU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NDc5/MDgtMTQ4ODgxNDQ4/My04MDU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Dig the McIntosh tube amp.  I would not be surprised if it is still in working order today.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned. It just looks a little...off:
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2Cc40VB/41-HXANGP53-L.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 05:32:36 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 02, 2022, 05:26:19 AM
Dig the McIntosh tube amp.  I would not be surprised if it is still in working order today.

Sadly the bowl of fruit worked itself forward while they were listening to bass music and smashed the valves. :'(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 05:34:38 AM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned. It just looks a little...off:
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2Cc40VB/41-HXANGP53-L.jpg)

It looks like something from a dream. :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:37:33 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 02, 2022, 05:34:38 AM
It looks like something from a dream. :P
Yeah, Earl Wild was a fine pianist. He deserved better.  :-\
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 02, 2022, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:37:33 AM
Yeah, Earl Wild was a fine pianist. He deserved better.  :-\

He was Ivory Classics' marquee pianist.  I suspect he had a hand in the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:41:32 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 02, 2022, 05:39:50 AM
He was Ivory Classics' marquee pianist.  I suspect he had a hand in the cover.
Now you've ruined my day.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 02, 2022, 06:07:16 AM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned. It just looks a little...off:
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2Cc40VB/41-HXANGP53-L.jpg)

Partly there's no depth of field. It doesn't look he's in a boat on the water. It looks like he's in a boat in front of a poster of water.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 06:21:52 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 02, 2022, 06:07:16 AM
Partly there's no depth of field. It doesn't look he's in a boat on the water. It looks like he's in a boat in front of a poster of water.
Yes and there's that incongruity of paddling a canoe along while wearing a tux. It's just weird.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 02, 2022, 07:24:42 AM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:37:33 AM
Yeah, Earl Wild was a fine pianist. He deserved better.  :-\

It's a nice recording of the Nocturnes, no matter what the cover art looks like.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 02, 2022, 12:50:32 PM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned. It just looks a little...off:
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2Cc40VB/41-HXANGP53-L.jpg)

Although the music is probably fine, the cover evokes this recent video:

https://youtu.be/joJ4Ac9WbR4
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 03, 2022, 10:19:23 AM
Quote from: geralmar on July 03, 2022, 10:11:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3xWs8xkM/s-l1600-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Butterflies and other insects found only in the Americas?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 04, 2022, 08:24:42 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 03, 2022, 10:19:23 AM
Butterflies and other insects found only in the Americas?  ;D

Eaten as part of some insect protein experiment. :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 08:25:33 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 04, 2022, 08:24:42 AM
Eaten as part of some insect protein experiment. :-[

Only in the New World!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 08:36:11 AM
I think the strange but reasonably cute background is not the worst of this cover, the too small and crammed pink square in the center is...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 04, 2022, 08:38:16 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on July 04, 2022, 08:24:42 AM
Eaten as part of some insect protein experiment. :-[

As part of sound policy: UN urges people to eat insects to fight world hunger (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-22508439)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 04, 2022, 08:43:29 AM
(https://i.discogs.com/Zo_CQdMHBJgTBKrbIPkVyT__a85Hd6bDDPBnRTTqPV0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:450/w:450/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ0ODM5/MzgtMTM2NjE4ODY3/Mi05ODIwLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 09:02:42 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 04, 2022, 08:38:16 AM
As part of sound policy: UN urges people to eat insects to fight world hunger (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-22508439)

The UN can have all the insects they want and then some, bon appetit! --- I'll never give up on pork and beef, poultry and fish.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on July 04, 2022, 09:08:17 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/856dfRM5/31969749942-54165e5744-b.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Classical album covers like this were briefly popular in the early 1970s.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on July 04, 2022, 09:25:38 AM
DG was also afflicted with the "pop" album covers vogue:

(https://i.postimg.cc/x8SbhB7G/R-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/kgWLdSBx/R-6.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 04, 2022, 09:29:17 AM
Quote from: geralmar on July 04, 2022, 09:25:38 AM(https://i.postimg.cc/kgWLdSBx/R-6.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Not a terrible cover for this work.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 09:45:03 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 09:02:42 AM
The UN can have all the insects they want and then some, bon appetit! --- I'll never give up on pork and beef, poultry and fish.  ;D
If insects were great food there would be more cultures eating them.
Some do, but it's quite rare, e.g. compared to seafood one might find similarly repulsive. It's partly because they are usually very small, I'd guess, so people since millenia preferred other meat if they could get it.
(In fact there are 19th century recipes for soup with Maybeetles (to be used somewhat similar like small river crabs) that used to be so common to be sometimes like plagues but have been rare since the last half century, I remember them being rare when I was a child and I haven't seen one in ages)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 09:48:40 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 09:45:03 AM
If insects were great food there would be more cultures eating them.

Good point.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 04, 2022, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 09:45:03 AMIf insects were great food there would be more cultures eating them.

Two billion people eat insects and you can too (https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/The-Bite/2016/0314/Two-billion-people-eat-insects-and-you-can-too)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 09:54:15 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 04, 2022, 09:49:09 AM
Two billion people eat insects and you can too (https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/The-Bite/2016/0314/Two-billion-people-eat-insects-and-you-can-too)

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were—I have not seen
As others saw—I could not bring
My passions from a common spring—


;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 04, 2022, 09:55:13 AM
Reminds me of the recent (since the past 30 years or so) surge in appreciation of quinoa*. When the first Spaniards came back from America, they brought back tomatoes, cocoa, corn, pineapples, etc., but definitely not quinoa. Perhaps it's because it ain't really that good?  ;D

* The first time I ever heard quinoa mentioned was when it was served at Infanta Cristina's wedding in Barcelona in 1997. It was considered super innovative and cool at the time, and almost nobody knew what it was.

EDIT (TD):

I actually kinda like those 79s / 80s pop - psychedelic - naïf album covers, particularly the Bernstein / Stravinsky on Columbia (which seems inspired by  Le Douanier Rousseau, a connection I personally find quite fitting, as a Rousseau painting —La Charmeuse de serpents— adorned the cover of the Monteux recording  of Le Sacre with the Paris Conservatoire Orchestra on RCA that was in my parents' collection since before I was born  :)).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:01:22 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 04, 2022, 09:55:13 AM
Reminds me of the recent (since the past 30 years or so) surge in appreciation of quinoa*. When the first Spaniards came back from America, they brought back tomatoes, cocoa, corn, pineapples, etc., but definitely not quinoa. Perhaps it's because it ain't really that good?  ;D

Never heard about it. What does it taste?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:04:44 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:01:22 AM
Never heard about it. What does it taste?
Like cardboard  :D.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on July 04, 2022, 10:09:33 AM
Quinoa became popular because it is gluten free, and gluten intolerance is better understood these days.  What does amuse me is that some people associate gluten free with health food... but no.  If you're fine with gluten, gluten free food doesn't really provide any tangible benefit except that it is more expensive.  Just my two cents.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:13:10 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:04:44 AM
Like cardboard  :D.

A-ha! I bet 5 to 2 the UN will soon recommend it as "delicious, nutricious and environment-friendly"...  ;D

Give me a good old paella with seafood instead. And don't forget a Rioja dry red, please.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 10:37:44 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 04, 2022, 09:49:09 AM
Two billion people eat insects and you can too (https://www.csmonitor.com/Business/The-Bite/2016/0314/Two-billion-people-eat-insects-and-you-can-too)
I am well aware that it is being pushed (by international organizations who for me lost the very little credit they had before in the last two years) since a few years. I am still not convinced that many cultures use insect as a main food source, especially if they can get something better.
Figure 2.1 in your link shows that both my statement that it is relatively rare because most of the world does not provide enough edible insects and that in a locally overcrowded world with over 2.5 billion already in China + India  + Indonesia (all regions with lotsa edible bugs according to that map) one can have 2 billion (occasional? I don't see how essential to their diets insects are claimed to be) entomophages.

Let'em eat bugs, I am not going to..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:43:34 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 10:37:44 AM


Let'em eat bugs, I am not going to..
I have once, in Mexico (and not from a street vendor, but in a rather fancy place): chapulines (grasshoppers) and, even more exotic, escamoles (ants' eggs). Been there, done that (and no desire to repeat the experience... ;)).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:51:01 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 10:37:44 AM
Let'em eat bugs, I am not going to..

They also ate bats, until...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:53:24 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:43:34 AM
I have once, in Mexico (and not from a street vendor, but in a rather fancy place): chapulines (grasshoppers) and, even more exotic, escamoles (ants' eggs). Been there, done that (and no desire to repeat the experience... ;)).

Never been there, never done that, never going to, UN be damned --- they're useless anyway.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on July 04, 2022, 10:53:42 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 04, 2022, 10:37:44 AMLet'em eat bugs, I am not going to..

Perhaps consider some scrumptious coconut worms.

(https://www.itourvn.com/images/easyblog_images/2019/may/coconut_worms/coconut-worms.jpg)

Personally, I will limit my insect consumption to insects liquified as part of industrial food preparation processes and the occasional accidentally swallowed gnat.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:58:02 AM
Quote from: Todd on July 04, 2022, 10:53:42 AM
Perhaps consider some scrumptious coconut worms.

(https://www.itourvn.com/images/easyblog_images/2019/may/coconut_worms/coconut-worms.jpg)


Let António Manuel de Oliveira Guterres GCC GCL eat them and only them for the remainder of his life.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 04, 2022, 12:36:25 PM
Quote from: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:43:34 AM
I have once, in Mexico (and not from a street vendor, but in a rather fancy place): chapulines (grasshoppers) and, even more exotic, escamoles (ants' eggs). Been there, done that (and no desire to repeat the experience... ;)).
We get chapulines occasionally on restaurant menus here in Texas now. Escamoles are rarer but I've had them both here and in Mexico. Chapulines are perfectly fine - they're roasted and crunchy, like eating a bowl of salted nuts. Crush them up a little bit and they make a nice crunchy garnish to something like guacamole.

:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 04, 2022, 02:33:11 PM
People eat what they can get. Several of you seem blissfully unaware that the whole issue is that what you can get is likely to change. And/or completely disinterested that in other parts of the world what people can get is already very different.

And no, I don't currently eat insects. But I also don't dismiss it out of hand.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 04, 2022, 11:26:29 PM
Quote from: geralmar on July 04, 2022, 06:47:58 PM
Not "worst"; just a little unnerving:

(https://i.postimg.cc/VvY70KGx/d009.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

That's pretty bizarre.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: coffee on July 08, 2022, 07:42:47 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 17, 2007, 11:31:25 AM
another contender ?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CES257VNL._AA240_.jpg)

and the track listing contains Carmina Burana.... go figure  ;D

Browsing this thread has hurt my eyes but it is worth it for the pleasure I've gotten imagining what point in "the occasion" Carmina Burana is appropriate.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on July 08, 2022, 09:28:39 AM
Quote from: coffee on July 08, 2022, 07:42:47 AM
Browsing this thread has hurt my eyes but it is worth it for the pleasure I've gotten imagining what point in "the occasion" Carmina Burana is appropriate.

It's part of the build up that involves showing off and applying alluring aftershave. :-*

https://www.youtube.com/v/e_-C1RcBJxw
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 08, 2022, 09:56:06 AM
The 3rd part of CB is openly about sex (and the other parts do also have some hints although not as explicit), that's probably why it's Latin... to get PG 13 when 17 would be appropriate ;)
Although one of the few parts clearly NOT about sex is the "O fortuna" chorus used in the ad :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: staxomega on July 08, 2022, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: DizzyD on July 02, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
Don't know if this one has been mentioned. It just looks a little...off:
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2Cc40VB/41-HXANGP53-L.jpg)

I saw this in the Dante Sonata thread, is Earl Wild ever not in a tuxedo? Well besides this one from Casual Fridays at Ivory Classics :laugh:

(https://i.imgur.com/7VCCYGL.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on July 08, 2022, 02:05:08 PM
As mentioned (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,26890.msg1457679.html#msg1457679) by me in the opera thread:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71YtVyQJQoL._SL1500_.jpg)

Mamma mia!  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on July 08, 2022, 03:51:30 PM
Quote from: Florestan on July 04, 2022, 10:01:22 AM
Never heard about it. What does it taste?

Quinoa is a small seed 'grain' (see beginning Wiki article below) developed by the Incas - can be used in a variety of dishes - Susan usually makes stuffed peppers (similar to the pic below) - other ingredients can be added and usually topped w/ melted cheese - quite tasty and healthy; can be part of a rice pilaf and mixed w/ 'wild rice'; also used in various pasta type salads - worth a try and does not taste like cardboard -  :laugh:  Dave

QuoteQuinoa from Quechua kinwa or kinuwa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It is a herbaceous annual plant grown as a crop primarily for its edible seeds; the seeds are rich in protein, dietary fiber, B vitamins, and dietary minerals in amounts greater than in many grains. Quinoa is not a grass, but rather a pseudocereal botanically related to spinach and amaranth, and originated in the Andean region of northwestern South America. It was first used to feed livestock 5,200–7,000 years ago, and for human consumption 3,000–4,000 years ago in the Lake Titicaca basin of Peru and Bolivia. Source (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinoa)

(https://food.fnr.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2013/1/17/1/WR0503H_quinoa-and-vegetable-stuffed-peppers-recipe_s4x3.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.616.462.suffix/1433671247298.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 08, 2022, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: geralmar on July 08, 2022, 04:10:34 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/Hn49KQCm/R-8.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1960

My "imprint" and still favorite CB; but the recording quality is too dated to merit a recommendation.  Still hate the "collage" cover illustration however.

Incidentally, Ormndy's usual collaborative chorus, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, refused to participate in the recording because of objection to the risque Latin.  So the recording was done with the Rutgers University Choir--  a bunch of college kids.

Quite appropriate, given that back then in the Middle Ages the Carmina burana songs were sung precisely by... college kids.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 08, 2022, 11:43:11 PM
"In taberna quando sumus" would probably be almost as offensive for Mormons as "Si puer cum puellula moraretur in cellula - fe-he-he-he-he-helix coniunctio!" :D

And, as hard as it might be to believe, medieval and early modern students were actually worse than they are today. A student riot usually involved people getting killed (as everyone was wearing swords or knives).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 09, 2022, 06:22:05 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 08, 2022, 11:43:11 PM
And, as hard as it might be to believe, medieval and early modern students were actually worse than they are today. A student riot usually involved people getting killed (as everyone was wearing swords or knives).

Not to mention the open, continuous warfare, both ideological and physical, between students and burghers, which incidentally gave rise to the abusive (and unfair) term "Philister". And it was not only a German phenomenon, as Hugo's Notre-Dame-de-Paris attests.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on July 09, 2022, 06:51:40 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 08, 2022, 11:43:11 PM
"In taberna quando sumus" would probably be almost as offensive for Mormons as "Si puer cum puellula moraretur in cellula - fe-he-he-he-he-helix coniunctio!" :D

And, as hard as it might be to believe, medieval and early modern students were actually worse than they are today. A student riot usually involved people getting killed (as everyone was wearing swords or knives).

Berlioz used the German student song Gaudeamus igitur in The Damnation of Faust. The words are nowhere near as risqué as those of Carmina burana but when the work was performed in Germany Berlioz was vilified by a German critic for defaming virtuous German students!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 09, 2022, 07:08:18 AM
Quote from: Biffo on July 09, 2022, 06:51:40 AM
Berlioz used the German student song Gaudeamus igitur in The Damnation of Faust. The words are nowhere near as risqué as those of Carmina burana but when the work was performed in Germany Berlioz was vilified by a German critic for defaming virtuous German students!

Well, our vices are always more virtuous and commendable than those of our neighbours.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 09, 2022, 08:37:38 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 08, 2022, 11:43:11 PM
"In taberna quando sumus" would probably be almost as offensive for Mormons as "Si puer cum puellula moraretur in cellula - fe-he-he-he-he-helix coniunctio!" :D

And, as hard as it might be to believe, medieval and early modern students were actually worse than they are today. A student riot usually involved people getting killed (as everyone was wearing swords or knives).

Well the antepenultimate movement, Dulcissime, consists of the soprano singing an orgasm...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on July 09, 2022, 08:59:42 AM
Quote from: Biffo on July 09, 2022, 06:51:40 AM
Berlioz used the German student song Gaudeamus igitur in The Damnation of Faust. The words are nowhere near as risqué as those of Carmina burana but when the work was performed in Germany Berlioz was vilified by a German critic for defaming virtuous German students!
The 19th century students still wore sometimes swords but were pretty tame. Berlioz should have said that he was just setting the scenes from Goethe's Faust with the raucous crowd in Auerbach's Keller (pub). The satirical songs of the rat and the flea are actually by Goethe, not "traditional" ones, like Gaudeamus igitur

The Carmina Burana are really old (manuscript from ~1230s, many of the ~250 songs probably a century older) and were only found again in the early 19th century. The erotic settings included in Orff are supposedly not even the most explicit in the collection. And it's somewhat disputed that most of them were really student songs. Apparently many are too artful and sophisticated and were probably more "old boys' entertainment" reminiscing of their days of yore.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on July 10, 2022, 02:28:09 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on July 09, 2022, 08:59:42 AM
The 19th century students still wore sometimes swords but were pretty tame. Berlioz should have said that he was just setting the scenes from Goethe's Faust with the raucous crowd in Auerbach's Keller (pub). The satirical songs of the rat and the flea are actually by Goethe, not "traditional" ones, like Gaudeamus igitur

The Carmina Burana are really old (manuscript from ~1230s, many of the ~250 songs probably a century older) and were only found again in the early 19th century. The erotic settings included in Orff are supposedly not even the most explicit in the collection. And it's somewhat disputed that most of them were really student songs. Apparently many are too artful and sophisticated and were probably more "old boys' entertainment" reminiscing of their days of yore.

The Damnation of Faust grew out an earlier work, Eight Scenes from Goethe's Faust, Op 1. When Berlioz expanded the work he added Gaudeamus igitur, a setting of the Racoczy March and verses of his own. He also changed Goethe's story considerably, most notably the ending where Faust gets dragged off to Hell as in the Faust Book and Christopher Marlowe's version of the Faust legend.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: André on July 13, 2022, 04:38:55 AM
Quote from: JBS on July 09, 2022, 08:37:38 AM
Well the antepenultimate movement, Dulcissime, consists of the soprano singing an orgasm...

I was once tuttuted by John for describing that moment as the soprano creaming her panties  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on July 27, 2022, 05:05:39 PM
Already posted?
Anyway:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 30, 2022, 08:48:19 PM
Believe it or not, this cover is real.

https://www.amazon.com/Premiere-Recordings-Milton-Babbitt/dp/B0000D8I12 (https://www.amazon.com/Premiere-Recordings-Milton-Babbitt/dp/B0000D8I12)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71VKM1+1ViL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SonicMan46 on July 31, 2022, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 30, 2022, 08:48:19 PM
Believe it or not, this cover is real.

https://www.amazon.com/Premiere-Recordings-Milton-Babbitt/dp/B0000D8I12 (https://www.amazon.com/Premiere-Recordings-Milton-Babbitt/dp/B0000D8I12)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71VKM1+1ViL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)

Well, let's resize the image -  :laugh:  Dave
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 31, 2022, 03:01:38 PM
Quote from: SonicMan46 on July 31, 2022, 12:47:51 PM
Well, let's resize the image -  :laugh:  Dave

Done.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 31, 2022, 05:26:02 PM
And yet, it still hurts my eyes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on August 10, 2022, 10:20:05 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41amx65Ay3L._UX425_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Spotted Horses on August 10, 2022, 10:23:13 AM
Quote from: ritter on July 04, 2022, 10:04:44 AM
Like cardboard  :D.

Quinoa is delicious!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 10, 2022, 06:07:44 PM
Quote from: Todd on August 10, 2022, 10:20:05 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41amx65Ay3L._UX425_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

The cover is cute...but the concept!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 11, 2022, 07:34:19 PM
(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3313357459_16.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 12, 2022, 02:43:55 AM
Quote from: geralmar on August 10, 2022, 08:34:05 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/yx6JJZDY/d027a.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
I958

Big band collection.  But cover reminds me of syphillis chancre.

Francis Bay - that is Belgian youth sentimentality! He was the conductor of the BRT "amusementsorkest" and accompanied numerous Belgian singers at the Eurovison Songcontest.
https://www.youtube.com/v/uRR07k_md6Y
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on August 12, 2022, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: pjme on August 12, 2022, 02:43:55 AM
Francis Bay - that is Belgian youth sentimentality! He was the conductor of the BRT "amusementsorkest" and accompanied numerous Belgian singers at the Eurovison Songcontest.
https://www.youtube.com/v/uRR07k_md6Y

I actually thought that rather good!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 17, 2022, 03:11:49 PM
Great album, ghastly cover:

(https://i.discogs.com/RX1vxdf63GSjvjaR5V07gMOc08QCl9Qi7-duuAIWMEs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:532/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzMzcy/MjA3LTE2NTQwOTcx/MDQtMjMxMC5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 18, 2022, 04:51:21 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 17, 2022, 03:11:49 PM
Great album, ghastly cover:

(https://i.discogs.com/RX1vxdf63GSjvjaR5V07gMOc08QCl9Qi7-duuAIWMEs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:532/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzMzcy/MjA3LTE2NTQwOTcx/MDQtMjMxMC5qcGVn.jpeg)

I have a couple of other albums from the RCA Artistes Repertoires series as well as the Munch above - both have similar ghastly covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 18, 2022, 05:10:09 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 17, 2022, 03:11:49 PM
Great album, ghastly cover:

(https://i.discogs.com/RX1vxdf63GSjvjaR5V07gMOc08QCl9Qi7-duuAIWMEs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:532/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzMzcy/MjA3LTE2NTQwOTcx/MDQtMjMxMC5qcGVn.jpeg)

Quote from: Biffo on August 18, 2022, 04:51:21 AM
I have a couple of other albums from the RCA Artistes Repertoires series as well as the Munch above - both have similar ghastly covers.
I recognized the style right away and thought of a Rudolf Firkusny cover that I had seen before online.  Didn't find that one right away, but I did run across this equally odd one:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Gt4AAOSwQY9eNZUc/s-l400.jpg)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on August 18, 2022, 05:15:59 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 18, 2022, 05:10:09 AM
I recognized the style right away and thought of a Rudolf Firkusny cover that I had seen before online.  Didn't find that one right away, but I did run across this equally odd one:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Gt4AAOSwQY9eNZUc/s-l400.jpg)

PD

The Firkusny/Martinu is one of the ones I have, the other is Saraste (mainly)/Sibelius
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on August 18, 2022, 05:20:24 AM
One of the least bad from the series, at least that I have seen, is a nice Czech chamber music disc:

(https://i.discogs.com/k9zAFlwiZ3F_RP3cu4p_1-bIKIzU6wDjvYGpsYJkhJI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:543/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEwNTEy/NjA4LTE0OTg5OTE4/NzQtMTQ1Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

Discogs cites 53 titles, with images for 43 of them: https://www.discogs.com/label/499373-Artistes-R%C3%A9pertoires
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 18, 2022, 05:58:42 AM
Quote from: Todd on August 18, 2022, 05:20:24 AM
One of the least bad from the series, at least that I have seen, is a nice Czech chamber music disc:

(https://i.discogs.com/k9zAFlwiZ3F_RP3cu4p_1-bIKIzU6wDjvYGpsYJkhJI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:543/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEwNTEy/NjA4LTE0OTg5OTE4/NzQtMTQ1Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

Discogs cites 53 titles, with images for 43 of them: https://www.discogs.com/label/499373-Artistes-R%C3%A9pertoires
That one is o.k.

I had to look up Laurent Korcia as I had not heard of him before now.  The other two are favorites of mine.

Interesting that they used LK for the cover--particularly as his recordings make up the least of the 2-CD set.  I suspect that this was due to him being a French artist (and then currently the only living one of the three) and that it was put out by BMG France has something to do with it.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on August 18, 2022, 06:06:04 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 18, 2022, 05:58:42 AMInteresting that they used LK for the cover--particularly as his recordings make up the least of the 2-CD set.  I suspect that this was due to him being a French artist (and then currently the only living one of the three) and that it was put out by BMG France has something to do with it.

He was a hot property at the time and got the almost instant reissue to sell a few more copies. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 18, 2022, 03:34:40 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 18, 2022, 05:10:09 AM
I recognized the style right away and thought of a Rudolf Firkusny cover that I had seen before online.  Didn't find that one right away, but I did run across this equally odd one:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Gt4AAOSwQY9eNZUc/s-l400.jpg)

PD

Ye gods, that's hideous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 18, 2022, 03:35:50 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 11, 2022, 07:34:19 PM
(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a3313357459_16.jpg)

Attack of the Beards.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 19, 2022, 02:25:11 AM
Quote from: Todd on August 18, 2022, 06:06:04 AM
He was a hot property at the time and got the almost instant reissue to sell a few more copies.
Ah, that further helps to explain things.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on August 19, 2022, 07:48:10 AM
Quote from: Todd on August 18, 2022, 05:20:24 AM
One of the least bad from the series, at least that I have seen, is a nice Czech chamber music disc:

(https://i.discogs.com/k9zAFlwiZ3F_RP3cu4p_1-bIKIzU6wDjvYGpsYJkhJI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:543/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEwNTEy/NjA4LTE0OTg5OTE4/NzQtMTQ1Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

Discogs cites 53 titles, with images for 43 of them: https://www.discogs.com/label/499373-Artistes-R%C3%A9pertoires

He looks like Renaldo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 19, 2022, 08:19:28 AM
Quote from: Irons on August 19, 2022, 07:48:10 AM
He looks like Renaldo.
He does bear a striking resemblance to him, doesn't he?  ;D

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 12, 2022, 03:10:52 PM
Seen over at the Vaughan Williams Veranda thread (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,220.msg1470275.html#msg1470275):

(https://www.europadisc.co.uk/images/products-190/1659703538_ALBCD053.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on September 12, 2022, 03:24:48 PM
Reminds me of that portrait of Churchill that Lady Churchill destroyed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on September 17, 2022, 07:55:43 PM
An asteroid about to destroy the earth?


(https://i.postimg.cc/pX03ZxxW/R-17.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 17, 2022, 07:58:21 PM
Quote from: geralmar on September 17, 2022, 07:55:43 PM
An asteroid about to destroy the earth?

(https://i.postimg.cc/pX03ZxxW/R-17.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

What a weird cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 17, 2022, 11:10:43 PM
It's certainly funny. Not sure about the connection. Maybe the artist remembered the symphony still as the fifth, therefore Dvorak in a pentagon and the dodecahedron...
As has been stated before, both the "flower power design" in the late 60s and 70s and the new technology and computer graphics? of the 1980s generated some odd covers a and the step from genius to madness seemed small.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 18, 2022, 04:54:08 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 17, 2022, 11:10:43 PM
It's certainly funny. Not sure about the connection. Maybe the artist remembered the symphony still as the fifth, therefore Dvorak in a pentagon and the dodecahedron...
As has been stated before, both the "flower power design" in the late 60s and 70s and the new technology and computer graphics? of the 1980s generated some odd covers a and the step from genius to madness seemed small.
:laugh:  :D

It looks to me like it's supposed to be a futuristic-looking cover.  Makes me think of spaceships and unknown vehicles/things (vs. a meteorite) myself.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MusicTurner on September 18, 2022, 05:36:09 AM
Maybe-maybe visually inspired by say the 'Tron' movie (1982) ... at least it's in a popular style of that time. The LP is from 1983.

Cf also the Karajan DG DDD LP series (1985) ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on September 18, 2022, 07:19:45 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on September 18, 2022, 04:54:08 AM
:laugh:  :D

It looks to me like it's supposed to be a futuristic-looking cover.  Makes me think of spaceships and unknown vehicles/things (vs. a meteorite) myself.

PD

Also, to me a bit unsettling.  The two red columns on the right make me think of the World Trade Center towers.  On the left their destruction.  The record jacket is from 1982.

(https://i.postimg.cc/sgmKKHc1/R-17.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/ppjPf8ff/OIP.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/ppjPf8ff)

(https://i.postimg.cc/n9TJSYLr/R-19.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/n9TJSYLr)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on September 29, 2022, 09:21:41 PM
Fortunately the awful cover art wasn't an impediment to hear an interesting early String Quartet in B minor:

(https://i.discogs.com/-Iuy2UoQSW6pAvXNKRJ7UAAdQgJJ5C6vmc1oCx4HhZ4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0ODc5/MDIzLTE2MzE5OTc1/NzgtODcxMC5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 29, 2022, 09:49:17 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on September 29, 2022, 09:21:41 PM
Fortunately the awful cover art wasn't an impediment to hear an interesting early String Quartet in B minor:

(https://i.discogs.com/-Iuy2UoQSW6pAvXNKRJ7UAAdQgJJ5C6vmc1oCx4HhZ4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0ODc5/MDIzLTE2MzE5OTc1/NzgtODcxMC5qcGVn.jpeg)

Who knew that all those blurry photographs I took could have been the basis for art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 30, 2022, 04:46:15 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 29, 2022, 09:49:17 PM
Who knew that all those blurry photographs I took could have been the basis for art.
:laugh:  :)  Reminds me, I have a *bunch that I need to delete off of my phone and computer.  ::)

*And a number of various red-tailed hawks....very distant ones which I took in my early enthusiasm of them (including some with finger/thumb blocking part of the image).  :-[

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 25, 2022, 02:42:32 PM
Seeing double:

(https://i.discogs.com/TnIdzMjxXbyauOCwALTK76G-7yG4EXRJQjaxniCYGKE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:589/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE2MTU2/NzMyLTE2MDQ0MDcx/NjctNDkzOS5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/gFe7zMtf6Ur1I7hmCoDW6ztfZn7qy8BwR-1HzsMlFNU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE2MTUz/NDEzLTE2MDQ0MDI1/MzItMjU2NS5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on October 25, 2022, 04:32:10 PM
Quadruple actually
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FD8-QNRFL._SY580_.jpg)
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51RN-nSc8bL._SY580_.jpg)

Okay, 3.5 times since his hand is positioned differently in Los Angeles. Maybe it cramped up from being in a traffic jam on the freeway.

I'd presume they meant it as a visual unifier for the series. But using the same photo or. series of photos from the same shoot seems rather common.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 25, 2022, 05:56:37 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 25, 2022, 02:42:32 PM
Seeing double:

(https://i.discogs.com/TnIdzMjxXbyauOCwALTK76G-7yG4EXRJQjaxniCYGKE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:589/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE2MTU2/NzMyLTE2MDQ0MDcx/NjctNDkzOS5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/gFe7zMtf6Ur1I7hmCoDW6ztfZn7qy8BwR-1HzsMlFNU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:595/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE2MTUz/NDEzLTE2MDQ0MDI1/MzItMjU2NS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Quote from: JBS on October 25, 2022, 04:32:10 PM
Quadruple actually
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FD8-QNRFL._SY580_.jpg)
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51RN-nSc8bL._SY580_.jpg)

Okay, 3.5 times since his hand is positioned differently in Los Angeles. Maybe it cramped up from being in a traffic jam on the freeway.

I'd presume they meant it as a visual unifier for the series. But using the same photo or. series of photos from the same shoot seems rather common.

Fabulous. I didn't know that more photos from his photoshoot were used for other covers.

More Giulini!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on October 25, 2022, 11:26:43 PM
For such a good looking man odd he had an aversion to having his photo taken.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2022, 09:49:31 PM
"Pucker up, baby, I'm about to start kissin'..."

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=31782.0;attach=87968;image)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2022, 02:24:33 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 13, 2022, 10:37:54 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/7Lgq8JvV/61-Qn-PRc7fn-L-SY780.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Don't really care for that "peering out of a diving bell" look.

(https://i.postimg.cc/Fz1tR76w/619o-X-p-I5-L-SY780.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Also a little perplexing since Earth isn't one of Host's planets.

Plonking a huge image of Benny Britten in the middle of a Planets painting is weird. (Way to trash the reputation of the original painter, dudes.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on November 13, 2022, 11:26:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 13, 2022, 02:24:33 PM
Plonking a huge image of Benny Britten in the middle of a Planets painting is weird. (Way to trash the reputation of the original painter, dudes.)

I'm surprised Dutton came up with such a daft cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 13, 2022, 11:39:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 11, 2022, 09:49:31 PM
"Pucker up, baby, I'm about to start kissin'..."

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=31782.0;attach=87968;image)

I agree. It looks like Eduard Van Beinum is struggling with a hot potato in his mouth.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 13, 2022, 11:41:38 PM

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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on November 14, 2022, 01:00:35 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on November 13, 2022, 11:41:38 PM
(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=239.0;attach=93318;image)

Aaargh, where do you start with that one?  Not an impossibly bad pic of VW, although his ears appear to have been severed and their tissue used to bulk out his nose - but why Symphony no.8 in 'D' minor?  And whose is it - VW's, Bax's or Butterworth's - or did they all write one, or perhaps collaborate on the one work?

My own modest contribution:

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F61%2BdXlCLcoL._SS500_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d4824b3fc0958a9507fcd457bcdc1e82f73ba46f4c488a51ec33c43ac2ba5225&ipo=images)

Beautiful picture (can't go wrong with Norwich cathedral) - but another font failure - the composers' names are up there in the vault somewhere.  (On the real physical product they are even less legible.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 14, 2022, 01:34:43 AM
That Hovhaness cover is a tragedy - good grief.  Couldn't the bloody photographer take his time for a decent angle?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 14, 2022, 02:35:24 PM
Quote from: DaveF on November 14, 2022, 01:00:35 AM
My own modest contribution:

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F61%2BdXlCLcoL._SS500_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d4824b3fc0958a9507fcd457bcdc1e82f73ba46f4c488a51ec33c43ac2ba5225&ipo=images)

Beautiful picture (can't go wrong with Norwich cathedral) - but another font failure - the composers' names are up there in the vault somewhere.  (On the real physical product they are even less legible.)

That's an impressively bad cover. It's the kind of cover that gives you a headache when you try to read the text.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 15, 2022, 12:38:31 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 14, 2022, 02:35:24 PM
That's an impressively bad cover. It's the kind of cover that gives you a headache when you try to read the text.
Yep!  The bottom writing is fine, but trying to read the composers' names is difficult.  Pretty picture though.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 15, 2022, 02:58:03 AM
The RVW and Hovhaness drawings/photographs are ugly and awkward. Cheap quick design .

(https://www.gf.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Alan-Hovhaness-1953-1954-250x250.jpg)
Hovhaness as a Guggenheim felow

This formal studio portrait has been used often

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zM8GG59xvBA/VODnJF_krgI/AAAAAAABcOQ/YwQjqqIDwfQ/s1600/Alan%2BHovhaness%2B1.jpg)

Two famous portraits of RVW are responsible for the awful copies/variations

(https://d1inegp6v2yuxm.cloudfront.net/royal-academy/image/upload/c_limit,cs_tinysrgb,dn_72,f_auto,fl_progressive.keep_iptc,w_1200/pwrzng8rml2qspr2fu8s.jpeg)
all by Sir Gerald Kelly (1879 - 1972)

(https://img.discogs.com/1euNKoox7J5q_LdcUBayHUICocw=/fit-in/600x593/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-16137209-1604066951-3369.jpeg.jpg)(https://museumcollections.rcm.ac.uk/RCMCatalogueImages/resizer.php?file=PPHC000020_VW.jpg&width=500&height=500&fittodimensions=fit)
https://museumcollections.rcm.ac.uk/collection/Details/collect/29

Some photographs from the family archives show a gentler face...

(https://www.musicteachermagazine.co.uk/media/227566/mt-2022-101-9-48_f01.jpg?&width=780&quality=60)
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/15e52f75ab434d3d9d8ae2a84c35548a7a34ef4a/80_223_1569_1529/master/1569.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none)






Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 15, 2022, 03:18:46 AM
Anyhow, over the years, poor RVW's craggy face hasn't been captured well....

(https://i.discogs.com/qcdIeONUh6H6sY6IItx2kjJlzHMXXXmQusklUckY_GU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTcyMjI0/OTMtMTQ0NzUwODU5/MC00NDMyLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://ia903108.us.archive.org/19/items/lp_a-sea-symphony-and-music-from-the-wasps_ralph-vaughan-williams-sir-adrian-boult-th/lp_a-sea-symphony-and-music-from-the-wasps_ralph-vaughan-williams-sir-adrian-boult-th_itemimage.png)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 15, 2022, 03:26:27 AM
Quote from: DaveF on November 14, 2022, 01:00:35 AM
Aaargh, where do you start with that one?  Not an impossibly bad pic of VW, although his ears appear to have been severed and their tissue used to bulk out his nose - but why Symphony no.8 in 'D' minor?  And whose is it - VW's, Bax's or Butterworth's - or did they all write one, or perhaps collaborate on the one work?

My own modest contribution:

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F61%2BdXlCLcoL._SS500_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d4824b3fc0958a9507fcd457bcdc1e82f73ba46f4c488a51ec33c43ac2ba5225&ipo=images)

Beautiful picture (can't go wrong with Norwich cathedral) - but another font failure - the composers' names are up there in the vault somewhere.  (On the real physical product they are even less legible.)
LOL at your VW 'nose graft' suggestion.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 15, 2022, 03:47:40 AM
The VW Symphony No.9 Everest LP drawing is pretty bad.

Here's another VW cover. The composer had clearly been using his 'Lunar Surface Moisturising Cream':
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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 15, 2022, 04:06:10 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 15, 2022, 03:18:46 AM
Anyhow, over the years, poor RVW's craggy face hasn't been captured well....

(https://i.discogs.com/qcdIeONUh6H6sY6IItx2kjJlzHMXXXmQusklUckY_GU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTcyMjI0/OTMtMTQ0NzUwODU5/MC00NDMyLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://ia903108.us.archive.org/19/items/lp_a-sea-symphony-and-music-from-the-wasps_ralph-vaughan-williams-sir-adrian-boult-th/lp_a-sea-symphony-and-music-from-the-wasps_ralph-vaughan-williams-sir-adrian-boult-th_itemimage.png)

The bottom was also used for the recordings of the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Symphonies--or at least appears on the CD jackets of the new Decca Boult British Music set.  For the Seventh and Eighth this one was used. I submit that it's not really any better.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51+hzrBtMCL._UX420_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 15, 2022, 05:15:20 AM
Quote from: JBS on November 15, 2022, 04:06:10 AM
The bottom was also used for the recordings of the Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Symphonies--or at least appears on the CD jackets of the new Decca Boult British Music set.  For the Seventh and Eighth this one was used. I submit that it's not really any better.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51+hzrBtMCL._UX420_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)
Yes, I guess that they were the original covers. I wish they's used the nice Decca Eclipse landscape images instead, but I guess they are after authenticity. I'm looking forward to receiving the Decca boxed set at Christmas:
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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on November 15, 2022, 05:19:32 AM
This is a famous old one straight from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian':
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Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 20, 2022, 02:27:14 PM
I don't know about you, but whenever I think of the music of Vivaldi I tend not to think of this:

(https://i.discogs.com/JT7StHX6LRPmvk0UlZqiOV29_uT9cZGPdP6sdgeCBR0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:528/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMyMTc4/MTktMTMyMDkzNjk0/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 20, 2022, 04:38:29 PM
Album recorded while waiting ten hours at a West Bank checkpoint.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 20, 2022, 06:42:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 20, 2022, 02:27:14 PM
I don't know about you, but whenever I think of the music of Vivaldi I tend not to think of this:

(https://i.discogs.com/JT7StHX6LRPmvk0UlZqiOV29_uT9cZGPdP6sdgeCBR0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:528/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMyMTc4/MTktMTMyMDkzNjk0/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)

Actually Handel but your point still stands. There's not a lot of reason to associate that bus with Baroque concerti.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 20, 2022, 06:45:18 PM
Quote from: Madiel on November 20, 2022, 06:42:57 PM
Actually Handel but your point still stands. There's not a lot of reason to associate that bus with Baroque concerti.

Aaargh! I didn't even notice that it was Handel. I saw Il Giardino Armonico and immediately assumed it was a Vivaldi disc. Oops.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 20, 2022, 07:07:32 PM
Quote from: Madiel on November 20, 2022, 06:42:57 PM
Actually Handel but your point still stands. There's not a lot of reason to associate that bus with Baroque concerti.

Pun on baroque/broke (bus)?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 20, 2022, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: JBS on November 20, 2022, 07:07:32 PM
Pun on baroque/broke (bus)?

I think it's be more a case of "Hey, we're hip."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on November 21, 2022, 03:44:13 AM
Using Hovhaness' photo on the cover: dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51fadnU5IRL._SY580_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 21, 2022, 03:45:15 AM
Quote from: geralmar on November 21, 2022, 01:08:23 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vZPgrk8d/movie-madnes.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://keyboardtester.co/keyboard-tester)
Well, he does look mad?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 21, 2022, 10:18:29 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 21, 2022, 03:45:15 AM
Well, he does look mad?

PD

He looks like gangrene.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 21, 2022, 01:20:32 PM
Quote from: geralmar on November 21, 2022, 01:08:23 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vZPgrk8d/movie-madnes.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://keyboardtester.co/keyboard-tester)

"By Dmitri Shostakovich"

Hehe.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 16, 2022, 12:44:14 PM
While most of them don't really belong in topic, VAN Magazine's Twitter account has been doing a thread on Winterreise cover art.
There are, among other things, lots of birds..
Starts here
https://twitter.com/vanmusicmag/status/1603730172322238464
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 16, 2022, 01:02:10 PM
Quote from: JBS on December 16, 2022, 12:44:14 PMWhile most of them don't really belong in topic, VAN Magazine's Twitter account has been doing a thread on Winterreise cover art.
There are, among other things, lots of birds..
Starts here
https://twitter.com/vanmusicmag/status/1603730172322238464
I could see the use of birds for the cover--particularly crows.  Looking through the lyrics:

"I bruised myself on every stone,
so did I hurry out of the town.
The crows threw snowballs and hailstones
onto my hat from every roof.

How otherwise did you welcome me,
you town of inconstancy!
At your bright windows sang
the lark vying with the nightingale."

And...."I dreamed of bright flowers
such as blossom in May;
I dreamed of green meadows
and the calling of birds."

And: "when the cocks crew,
my eyes opened;
it was cold and dark,
on the roof the ravens croaked."

I could see also images of fields and hillsides in May/spring too.

Also:  "A crow was with me
coming out of town.
Back and forth till now it
has flown above my head.

Crow, curious creature,
will you not forsake me?
Have you prey in mind here soon,
when you seize my body?

Well, there is not far to go
for my stick and me.
Crow, let me at last behold
fidelity to the grave!"

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on December 19, 2022, 10:30:44 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/9Qj7Jdnf/61-Op-Hw5cs2-L-SY580.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Disinterested looking firebird.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 20, 2022, 02:23:44 AM
Quote from: geralmar on December 19, 2022, 10:30:44 PM(https://i.postimg.cc/9Qj7Jdnf/61-Op-Hw5cs2-L-SY580.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Disinterested looking firebird.

Yeah, it's not very inspiring.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 21, 2022, 01:29:07 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/816Dhe2qcjL._AC_SL1425_.jpg)

Beethoven was not a flesh-and-blood, limited and flawed human being like all of us --- oh, no, he was a (demi-)God set in stone, an Achilles of music --- and don't even bother to begin thinking that you can compose anything worth his left toe...

No, really, it's bullshit big time!...

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on December 21, 2022, 01:31:03 PM
That's a pretty strong reaction to a tightly cropped photo of a tarnished statue.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: MN Dave on December 21, 2022, 01:41:04 PM
(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273bf6e612b704dcb9b354a03bf)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on December 21, 2022, 01:52:47 PM
(https://img.over-blog-kiwi.com/1/21/40/65/20140905/ob_d4c7e0_accordeonpourri.PNG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on December 21, 2022, 03:40:20 PM
Quote from: Florestan on December 21, 2022, 01:29:07 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/816Dhe2qcjL._AC_SL1425_.jpg)

Actually, that's not a bad cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on December 22, 2022, 03:22:49 AM
I think this one beats the one with the tour bus by a country mile for absurdity:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/41QTTpGWRlL._SX466_.jpg)

Asin: B000ALCFYI
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 22, 2022, 11:13:50 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on December 22, 2022, 03:22:49 AMI think this one beats the one with the tour bus by a country mile for absurdity:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/41QTTpGWRlL._SX466_.jpg)

Asin: B000ALCFYI


Striking, yes. Absurd, no. Music from another time as a portal to a different world makes perfect sense to me. Especially as one is using a piece of rather modern technology to reproduce the sounds of close to 3 centuries ago.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 22, 2022, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: Madiel on December 22, 2022, 11:13:50 AMStriking, yes. Absurd, no. Music from another time as a portal to a different world makes perfect sense to me. Especially as one is using a piece of rather modern technology to reproduce the sounds of close to 3 centuries ago.

It's a reinterpretation of "the calf looking to the new gate": the reindeer looking to the new window.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2022, 03:03:24 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on December 22, 2022, 03:22:49 AMI think this one beats the one with the tour bus by a country mile for absurdity:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/41QTTpGWRlL._SX466_.jpg)

Asin: B000ALCFYI


I agree. That is one baffling cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Biffo on December 23, 2022, 03:10:11 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 22, 2022, 03:03:24 PMI agree. That is one baffling cover.

I have had that album for several years but never really thought much about the cover. I suppose 'baffling' is a good word if you look at it. Covers rarely interest me though occasionally they put me off a recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on December 23, 2022, 04:38:57 AM
It's a poetic, beautiful, interesting photo....
which has no obvious connection to the music, the composer, or the performers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on December 23, 2022, 06:38:11 AM
Considering that A Pastoral Symphony tends to be seen as a Requiem for those lost in the First World War (like the composer's friend George Butterworth) and the 4th Symphony is a most violent and turbulent work, I can hardly think of a less appropriate choice that this 'Cadbury's Milk Tray Selection' effort:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on December 23, 2022, 06:41:46 AM
This one, from the same series, is arguably even worse:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 23, 2022, 06:45:32 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on December 23, 2022, 06:38:11 AMConsidering that A Pastoral Symphony tends to be seen as a Requiem for those lost in the First World War (like the composer's friend George Butterworth) and the 4th Symphony is a most violent and turbulent work, I can hardly think of a less appropriate choice that this 'Cadbury's Milk Tray Selection' effort:

Yes, it looks more like two couples enjoying a picnic or a hike off in the hills somewhere.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on December 23, 2022, 06:47:50 AM
Quote from: vandermolen on December 23, 2022, 06:38:11 AMConsidering that A Pastoral Symphony tends to be seen as a Requiem for those lost in the First World War (like the composer's friend George Butterworth) and the 4th Symphony is a most violent and turbulent work, I can hardly think of a less appropriate choice that this 'Cadbury's Milk Tray Selection' effort:


A literal translation of the title. Just shows how little they know!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 23, 2022, 06:51:31 AM
Quote from: Irons on December 23, 2022, 06:47:50 AMA literal translation of the title. Just shows how little they know!
That's what I was thinking.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on December 26, 2022, 01:50:19 PM
Quote from: Jo498 on December 22, 2022, 03:22:49 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/41QTTpGWRlL._SX466_.jpg)

I posted this one earlier in the thread, or perhaps the old forum's version, basically when it was a new release, and I got called out on it.

It's grown on me since. It's still rather incongruous with the music, but by itself it's a really good photograph.



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 26, 2022, 03:00:08 PM
Yeah, for striking covers like that I'm usually fine with just saying "the photographer's artistry is analogous to Bach's artistry", and that's good enough for me.

...an argument I once made on a different forum about the Steve McCurry portraits on the Gardiner cantata series, which someone found equally incongruous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 06, 2023, 11:48:43 AM
Perhaps it's just me...but this one, posted by @SimonNZ on the main listening thread
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61PE6Y27KYL._SX466_.jpg)

It rather looks to me as if Mary is trying to run away, with the angel chasing her.

And the cat is plain scared

Not quite your normal Annunciation.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 06, 2023, 11:59:50 AM
There is a reason that the first words of most angel visitations are "Do not be afraid!"

Lorenzo Lotto

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recanati_Annunciation
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 06, 2023, 01:38:46 PM
Quote from: JBS on January 06, 2023, 11:48:43 AMPerhaps it's just me...but this one, posted by @SimonNZ on the main listening thread
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61PE6Y27KYL._SX466_.jpg)

It rather looks to me as if Mary is trying to run away, with the angel chasing her.

And the cat is plain scared

Not quite your normal Annunciation.

Well first of all, this is not a depiction of the Annunciation. This was one of the more successful attempts to depict daily life among the holy. In this case, they're playing charades.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 02:51:40 PM
Sometimes I think the major record companies aren't even trying anymore.

(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000135/8/3/430.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 09, 2023, 05:20:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 02:51:40 PMSometimes I think the major record companies aren't even trying anymore.

(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000135/8/3/430.jpg)

I question both whether that's a major record company and whether there's anything terribly wrong with the cover. It's certainly not in the "not trying" category. Whether you like what they tried is a different question, but that is not a boring photograph.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 07:12:14 PM
Quote from: Madiel on January 09, 2023, 05:20:44 PMI question both whether that's a major record company and whether there's anything terribly wrong with the cover. It's certainly not in the "not trying" category. Whether you like what they tried is a different question, but that is not a boring photograph.

My problem with it is that the photo has nothing to do with the music.

I sometimes wonder if record companies think, "Let's use a random photo for the cover and let the listener come up with their own interpretation for why it's there. That'll keep 'em busy!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 09, 2023, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 07:12:14 PMMy problem with it is that the photo has nothing to do with the music.

I sometimes wonder if record companies think, "Let's use a random photo for the cover and let the listener come up with their own interpretation for why it's there. That'll keep 'em busy!"

Who says it has nothing to do with the music? Its mood, its religious context, its virtuosity?

Sometimes you are so literal that I feel what you really want on a CD cover is a copy of the score...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 08:26:02 PM
Quote from: Madiel on January 09, 2023, 07:33:54 PMWho says it has nothing to do with the music? Its mood, its religious context, its virtuosity?

Sometimes you are so literal that I feel what you really want on a CD cover is a copy of the score...

Yes please.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on January 09, 2023, 11:12:19 PM
It's self-referential. It's a *mystery* why a girl in hot pants and a transparent blouse is on the cover. Also, if the music doesn't get one excited, maybe her legs do the job.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 10, 2023, 04:38:27 AM
1/Sometimes I think the major record companies aren't even trying anymore.
2/ Who says it has nothing to do with the music?

For your information:

https://www.impulstanz.com/en/performances/id2543/

Very few artists investigate the relationship between dance and music, sound, space and movement structures so thoroughly and with such outstanding success as Belgian superstar Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker. Her choreographic examination of Johann Sebastian Bach is legendary: for example at Burgtheater Wien with Partita 2 (Sei solo) in 2013 or even back in 1994 with Toccata at Volkstheater Wien, her first of a total of 21 productions shown at ImPulsTanz, and most recently in The Goldberg Variations and The Six Brandenburg Concertos at the Wiener Festwochen – but she has also explored the work of Béla Bartók, Ludwig van Beethoven and Arnold Schönberg. The present piece revolves around the Bohemian baroque composer and violinist Heinrich Ignaz Franz Biber, or, more precisely, his Mysteriensonaten (Mystery Sonatas) or Rosenkranzsonaten (Rosary Sonatas). "There are works that push the boundaries of what can be done on an instrument: such as Bach's Partitas, Liszt's Études d'Execution Transcendante and Biber's Mystery Sonatas", De Keersmaeker says of this work. Six fantastic performers of her company Rosas dance to Biber's exquisite sounds, played on a specially tuned violin (scordatura) by renowned violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti.

(https://www.impulstanz.com/media/sys_rsz/293c8b903ab1522bf96acbc4951afc9c__22_Mystery_Sonatas_c_Anne_Van_Aerschot5__RSZw900.jpg)

Rosas (https://www.rosas.be/nl/)

"In this choreography, roses not only stand for beauty, but also for resistance: no roses without thorns. The dancing body, alone or in group, becomes an act of defiance made possible by Biber's virtuoso, strongly narrative music.

The sonatas use the intriguing scordatura technique, in which the violin is tuned differently and the notes on the score therefore sound different. This extremely virtuoso technique is performed live by violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti. They are on stage with six dancers moving through the sonatas.

This performance is dedicated to women who resist: Rosa Bonheur, Rosa Luxemburg, Rosa Parks, Rosa Vergaelen and Rosa, the 15-year-old climate activist who died during the Belgian floods in 2021."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on January 10, 2023, 04:48:54 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 10, 2023, 04:38:27 AMhttps://www.impulstanz.com/en/performances/id2543/

Very few artists investigate the relationship between dance and music, sound, space and movement structures so thoroughly and with such outstanding success as Belgian superstar Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker. Her choreographic examination of Johann Sebastian Bach is legendary: for example at Burgtheater Wien with Partita 2 (Sei solo) in 2013 or even back in 1994 with Toccata at Volkstheater Wien, her first of a total of 21 productions shown at ImPulsTanz, and most recently in The Goldberg Variations and The Six Brandenburg Concertos at the Wiener Festwochen – but she has also explored the work of Béla Bartók, Ludwig van Beethoven and Arnold Schönberg. The present piece revolves around the Bohemian baroque composer and violinist Heinrich Ignaz Franz Biber, or, more precisely, his Mysteriensonaten (Mystery Sonatas) or Rosenkranzsonaten (Rosary Sonatas). "There are works that push the boundaries of what can be done on an instrument: such as Bach's Partitas, Liszt's Études d'Execution Transcendante and Biber's Mystery Sonatas", De Keersmaeker says of this work. Six fantastic performers of her company Rosas dance to Biber's exquisite sounds, played on a specially tuned violin (scordatura) by renowned violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti.

(https://www.impulstanz.com/media/sys_rsz/293c8b903ab1522bf96acbc4951afc9c__22_Mystery_Sonatas_c_Anne_Van_Aerschot5__RSZw900.jpg)

Rosas (https://www.rosas.be/nl/)

"In this choreography, roses not only stand for beauty, but also for resistance: no roses without thorns. The dancing body, alone or in group, becomes an act of defiance made possible by Biber's virtuoso, strongly narrative music.

The sonatas use the intriguing scordatura technique, in which the violin is tuned differently and the notes on the score therefore sound different. This extremely virtuoso technique is performed live by violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti. They are on stage with six dancers moving through the sonatas.

This performance is dedicated to women who resist: Rosa Bonheur, Rosa Luxemburg, Rosa Parks, Rosa Vergaelen and Rosa, the 15-year-old climate activist who died during the Belgian floods in 2021."

Thank you so much for this info!  I also enjoyed the [short] video of the dancer.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 10, 2023, 05:19:30 AM
You're welcome.

I'm -personally- not a big fan of De Keersmaker. Often long performances that have moments of great beauty, but equally are tiring and quite stressful....

Peter

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Spotted Horses on January 10, 2023, 08:09:43 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on December 22, 2022, 03:22:49 AMI think this one beats the one with the tour bus by a country mile for absurdity:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/WEBP_402378-T2/images/I/41QTTpGWRlL._SX466_.jpg)

Asin: B000ALCFYI


I've had that recording since it was a new release (not bad, too fast for my taste, as I recall). My interpretation of the cover is that the deer looking discordant in concrete urban surroundings is suggestive of Bach's music being somewhat discordant in the modern musical and cultural world.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 10, 2023, 11:00:33 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 10, 2023, 04:38:27 AM1/Sometimes I think the major record companies aren't even trying anymore.
2/ Who says it has nothing to do with the music?

For your information:

https://www.impulstanz.com/en/performances/id2543/

Very few artists investigate the relationship between dance and music, sound, space and movement structures so thoroughly and with such outstanding success as Belgian superstar Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker. Her choreographic examination of Johann Sebastian Bach is legendary: for example at Burgtheater Wien with Partita 2 (Sei solo) in 2013 or even back in 1994 with Toccata at Volkstheater Wien, her first of a total of 21 productions shown at ImPulsTanz, and most recently in The Goldberg Variations and The Six Brandenburg Concertos at the Wiener Festwochen – but she has also explored the work of Béla Bartók, Ludwig van Beethoven and Arnold Schönberg. The present piece revolves around the Bohemian baroque composer and violinist Heinrich Ignaz Franz Biber, or, more precisely, his Mysteriensonaten (Mystery Sonatas) or Rosenkranzsonaten (Rosary Sonatas). "There are works that push the boundaries of what can be done on an instrument: such as Bach's Partitas, Liszt's Études d'Execution Transcendante and Biber's Mystery Sonatas", De Keersmaeker says of this work. Six fantastic performers of her company Rosas dance to Biber's exquisite sounds, played on a specially tuned violin (scordatura) by renowned violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti.

(https://www.impulstanz.com/media/sys_rsz/293c8b903ab1522bf96acbc4951afc9c__22_Mystery_Sonatas_c_Anne_Van_Aerschot5__RSZw900.jpg)

Rosas (https://www.rosas.be/nl/)

"In this choreography, roses not only stand for beauty, but also for resistance: no roses without thorns. The dancing body, alone or in group, becomes an act of defiance made possible by Biber's virtuoso, strongly narrative music.

The sonatas use the intriguing scordatura technique, in which the violin is tuned differently and the notes on the score therefore sound different. This extremely virtuoso technique is performed live by violinist Amandine Beyer and her ensemble Gli Incogniti. They are on stage with six dancers moving through the sonatas.

This performance is dedicated to women who resist: Rosa Bonheur, Rosa Luxemburg, Rosa Parks, Rosa Vergaelen and Rosa, the 15-year-old climate activist who died during the Belgian floods in 2021."


Thanks. This is not the first time that Peter has complained that a cover has nothing to do with the music, only for someone to reveal it has an extremely direct connection with the music.

I would have thought the question germane to this thread is the quality of the photograph.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on January 10, 2023, 12:09:58 PM
Quote from: Madiel on January 10, 2023, 11:00:33 AMThanks. This is not the first time that Peter has complained that a cover has nothing to do with the music, only for someone to reveal it has an extremely direct connection with the music.

I would have thought the question germane to this thread is the quality of the photograph.
Personally, I think that this is a nice photo.  And an even better story about the dancers and what they have been dancing to/interpreting...but that's just me.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 10, 2023, 12:12:32 PM
No, it isn't just you. I think it's a good and evocative photo. This is supposed to be a thread about the worst looking covers. Not just ones that certain forum members don't understand. There are plenty of design fails out there, and this isn't one of them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 10, 2023, 02:57:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2023, 07:12:14 PMI sometimes wonder if record companies think, "Let's use a random photo for the cover and let the listener come up with their own interpretation for why it's there. That'll keep 'em busy!"

Perhaps. But whenever I hear someone's interpretation of how the cover art connects to the music, the only thing I'm convinced of is that you can make an interpretation to connect anything.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 10, 2023, 03:29:39 PM
Quote from: KevinP on January 10, 2023, 02:57:08 PMPerhaps. But whenever I hear someone's interpretation of how the cover art connects to the music, the only thing I'm convinced of is that you can make an interpretation to connect anything.

Or, you know, you could read the post that explains the person is dancing to the music that's on the album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 11, 2023, 02:07:04 AM
Ok, ok. indeed, quite often it takes some research to find out (to recognise) why a certain design/photograph is used. However- I have no experience in designing - artistic choices can be difficult to understand, confusing or be "just weird".
The Rosas productions are of course quite popular and well documented in European press. So I quickly remembered that Beyer was the soloist for that production.
I'm inclined to accept that apart from delightfully ugly/bad taste/kitschy/stupid artwork, we can also talk and discuss the more "weird", unclear spectrum of the 'artistic' rainbow.

I "really like" these ca 1960-1970 LP's (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0566/5105/5295/products/660249_1006x1000.jpg?v=1649406073)

For a brief moment I thought that mr. List was standing next to the statue of a large Afghan dog....

Peter V.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on January 22, 2023, 05:02:59 PM
The epitome of extreme minimalism.

(https://cdn.naxosmusiclibrary.com/sharedfiles/images/cds/hires/BIS-CD-762.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 22, 2023, 05:08:57 PM
I'd like it better without the black border and text, or at least if they were toned down a bit. The combination of minimalisms and cluttered text/logo is the biggest culprit.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 24, 2023, 04:28:06 AM
Saeveruds Sinfonia dolorosa had other "strange" (LP) covers:

(https://i.discogs.com/t_VbmY8lqVJpjkR_FOoDj7u3fbvCcVYyEC4ejS0gVGo/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:590/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc1MDgz/MTItMTQ0MjkyODAx/Ny00MzIzLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51NLXuHr5AL._AC_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41mF6A8K9WL._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

"The single movement Sinfonia Dolorosa is dedicated to a close friend, a member of the Resistance who was executed by the Nazis. It has the gravitas of the Gravsalme from the Gynt music. It is not acerbic and in fact is about as tough as the Salme - i.e. not very. Its originality can be undeniably felt in the thunderous gallop at 10.35 which then rises to a Leningrad-like paean of what I can only describe as angry praise - Old Testament exultation in blood-letting rather than enlightened New Testament values. It is the second of his three so-called war symphonies.

Read more: http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2003/oct03/Harald_SAEVERUD1.htm#ixzz7rJjVCr5v"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 24, 2023, 07:18:55 AM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on January 22, 2023, 05:02:59 PMThe epitome of extreme minimalism.

Extreme minimalism feels like an oxymoron. Like someone being aggressively lazy.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on January 25, 2023, 07:21:03 AM
Quote from: pjme on January 24, 2023, 04:28:06 AMSaeveruds Sinfonia dolorosa had other "strange" (LP) covers:

(https://i.discogs.com/t_VbmY8lqVJpjkR_FOoDj7u3fbvCcVYyEC4ejS0gVGo/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:590/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc1MDgz/MTItMTQ0MjkyODAx/Ny00MzIzLmpwZWc.jpeg)

Very strange - I'm fairly sure that's the Roman aqueduct at Segovia in that well-known Nordic country, Spain.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 27, 2023, 02:12:32 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Ss1pFzy7/hayvn-23.jpg)

Bonus points for the typeface used for "HAYDN". (Dig that incomplete "N".)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 20, 2023, 04:31:54 AM
(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgJxaIXsqx0UIs1hk9D4XSGppERsteXwAcM8qWguEc4zUOird6xNuA1BOKiA-n0Y3n9ujyOSs_iay0g80cuxsxWmHuYEY7qUCZDgQHxr4cTPUC2TA8Yjdy-aDrUkQUuGyIMQj_-bi8g69kcgsgbsL7aOxpqbVCdmLMRVe5AOcz3-kywyLZbp0UAYoPQYg=s320)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on February 22, 2023, 07:40:18 AM
This is far from the "worst"; just strange, even if it is supposed to be a "lifeboat".

(https://i.postimg.cc/MH6K7WxY/285d17b1-70ea-4820-92b0-ffa4e9d08993-89de4e42e669699834513b76052c49d8.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 22, 2023, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: geralmar on February 22, 2023, 07:40:18 AMThis is far from the "worst"; just strange, even if it is supposed to be a "lifeboat".

(https://i.postimg.cc/MH6K7WxY/285d17b1-70ea-4820-92b0-ffa4e9d08993-89de4e42e669699834513b76052c49d8.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

That is the Padstow Lifeboat, it serves Cornwall.  Not like an emergency rowboat on a ship, but like the coast guard instead.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 22, 2023, 05:50:37 PM
Quote from: DavidW on February 22, 2023, 03:43:53 PMThat is the Padstow Lifeboat, it serves Cornwall.  Not like an emergency rowboat on a ship, but like the coast guard instead.



So the thing depicted on the CD cover is literally one of the things mentioned in writing on the CD cover.

Not strange at all then!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 23, 2023, 01:13:42 AM
(https://www.padstowmuseum.co.uk/James%20&%20Catherin%20Macfarlane%20moored%20padstow%20harbour.jpg)

The Padstow Lifeboat was composed in 1967 for the launching of a new lifeboat station in Cornwall

Malcolm Arnold wrote. "The Padstow Lifeboat has a long, heroic and distinguished record. The new lifeboat station is near Trevose lighthouse, whose foghorn varies in pitch between Middle C and D. For the sake of musical unity it remains D throughout this march."

1967: Arranged for Wind Band by Ray Woodfield

2000: Arranged for Orchestra by Philip Lane – Opus 94a

Duration: 5 minutes

Publisher: Studio Music

1967: The first public performance was by the Black Dyke Mills Band at the Royal Festival Hall, London, conducted by Sir Malcolm Arnold

Padstow museum (https://www.padstowmuseum.co.uk/index.html)

Hmmm, I should vist Britain again....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on February 25, 2023, 08:45:33 AM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/4b/3r/rm0z6mkiq3r4b_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 25, 2023, 03:28:25 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on February 25, 2023, 08:45:33 AM(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/4b/3r/rm0z6mkiq3r4b_600.jpg)

He is probably screaming because he realized he accidentally chose the Carpenter edition! >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 25, 2023, 11:08:29 PM
...is it RAINING??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on February 26, 2023, 12:32:15 AM
ah, so it is, didn't even notice!  :-[
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 27, 2023, 04:29:01 AM
There's more of Somtow...and Mahler

(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27380f5188260ae1a17342ba559)(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSs_c3NLLvNWgB8u9O3AANqIci3VdAtixYw-Q&usqp=CAU)

Quite a figure!

Somtow (https://www.somtow.com/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on March 11, 2023, 10:35:15 AM
(https://e.snmc.io/i/1200/s/93f66eefa97a953e6e7082bcbfcbf929/1846658)

I will admit that Jim Post was a neighbor of mine for a short time, and I missed that he passed just this fall. He was a folk singer from the 60's and 70's.

His album I Love My Life is widely considered terrible cover art, but he was a generous and kind man that didn't let the humorous jabs bother him.

I first met him at a concert of the Charlie Daniels Band, where the band invited Post up on stage to perform with them (he was in the audience). They obviously had great respect for him, since they mentioned him throughout the concert.

He spent his later years doing one-man shows as Mark Twain in the unglaciated region of the US Midwest around Galena, Illinois, where my kids and I saw him perform many times. He was great and had a terrific moustache!

I last saw him at the Best Buy trying to figure out computers. He was hilarious dealing with the Best Buy associate, who woefully tried to explain everything to him, all the while Post leaning into his eccentricities. His personality was larger than life.

Sorry for the ramble and remembrances, but I was caught off guard about his death, which I missed.

RIP Jim Post and your cover art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on March 14, 2023, 04:26:54 AM
Based on the discussion of Beauty Farm in the New Releases thread, here is my personal vote for the worst of the Beauty Farm series:

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODE4ODM5Mi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0ODI3NTc5ODZ9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on March 14, 2023, 11:03:27 AM
(https://i.discogs.com/5lbywx4r5HSKmCVG8Z1LVoqngoNZMJgnZIUicrToACE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:594/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NjA2/ODctMTQ2NjEwMzg5/NC05OTkxLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on March 14, 2023, 11:29:49 AM
Quote from: Todd on March 14, 2023, 11:03:27 AM(https://i.discogs.com/5lbywx4r5HSKmCVG8Z1LVoqngoNZMJgnZIUicrToACE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:594/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg2NjA2/ODctMTQ2NjEwMzg5/NC05OTkxLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Circa??

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on March 14, 2023, 11:35:38 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on March 14, 2023, 11:29:49 AMCirca??

1970
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mapman on March 14, 2023, 07:38:12 PM
I'm surprised that nobody bothered to post this here yet. (I'm making it small to save everyone's eyes. It is possible to click the picture to make it bigger.)

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=98349;image)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 07:57:18 PM
Quote from: Mapman on March 14, 2023, 07:38:12 PMI'm surprised that nobody bothered to post this here yet. (I'm making it small to save everyone's eyes. It is possible to click the picture to make it bigger.)

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=98349;image)

That series of CDs by Beauty Farm (https://www.discogs.com/artist/4721606-Beauty-Farm) isn't getting any better, is it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: OrchestralNut on March 14, 2023, 04:26:54 AMBased on the discussion of Beauty Farm in the New Releases thread, here is my personal vote for the worst of the Beauty Farm series:

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODE4ODM5Mi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0ODI3NTc5ODZ9)


I think this one might be worse:

(https://i.discogs.com/1iEorbAR-UXGbe84AcaY18pnTfGd1QtG2cQt_atSBkk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc3Mzk1/NDYtMTYzODYzMDQx/NS0zMTAzLmpwZWc.jpeg) (https://www.discogs.com/release/7739546-Gombert-Beauty-Farm-Motets)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 14, 2023, 08:16:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 07:59:05 PMI think this one might be worse:

(https://i.discogs.com/1iEorbAR-UXGbe84AcaY18pnTfGd1QtG2cQt_atSBkk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc3Mzk1/NDYtMTYzODYzMDQx/NS0zMTAzLmpwZWc.jpeg) (https://www.discogs.com/release/7739546-Gombert-Beauty-Farm-Motets)

I think there are worse in the Beauty Farm catalog.
But it's hard to say...the Beauty Farm catalog is IMO (ironically  :P ) practically the mother lode of bad-looking cover art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 09:14:31 PM
Quote from: T. D. on March 14, 2023, 08:16:20 PMI think there are worse in the Beauty Farm catalog.
But it's hard to say...the Beauty Farm catalog is IMO (ironically  :P ) practically the mother lode of bad-looking cover art.

Absolutely. The entire series is a treasure trove of "What?".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 14, 2023, 09:48:16 PM
Maybe it calls for a poll. Which of these Beauty Farm covers makes your eyes bleed the most? Or least...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 10:21:46 PM
Quote from: Madiel on March 14, 2023, 09:48:16 PMMaybe it calls for a poll. Which of these Beauty Farm covers makes your eyes bleed the most? Or least...

Discogs lists eight releases (https://www.discogs.com/artist/4721606-Beauty-Farm) from Beauty Farm.

Here's their discography in visual form:

(https://i.discogs.com/1iEorbAR-UXGbe84AcaY18pnTfGd1QtG2cQt_atSBkk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc3Mzk1/NDYtMTYzODYzMDQx/NS0zMTAzLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/ht-135cX87fv0Jm-WFRocctxl0TyMBb4p2BBd-W3dbI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIxMjI2/MjE2LTE2Mzg2MzUz/OTAtMzA0OC5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/nt5mehyGKgpsZ4VOH3RHyaKI_3D8oJuPHIeSbfkrrRA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:599/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIwMzUy/MDA0LTE2MzI0OTUw/NTctMjkyOS5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/oWsO4hey4R14Zpt2qKGJeyVyZUC5eO4WPBEl1TMgvKc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzMTgw/OTUzLTE2Mzg2MzYz/OTgtMTQxNC5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/3XJ8Vj6LUzqFxakKknwSE7M0kzlZX5UeqPmRldUW3fU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIxMjc0/OTY2LTE2Mzg5NzQ5/ODctNjc2OS5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/NTNPu_ltoO9286yST7UgwdeiY3I-57tV8K3L3T_Xs90/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIxMjMy/ODQ5LTE2Mzg2Njkz/MDEtMzA4NS5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/CctAIMXV1oEe3U_JZ3HKK_1MR7IYIjvCXQ0aN3DDKu4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIyMDAw/OTc1LTE2NDM4Mzk4/MzktODAyNC5qcGVn.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/ZnBGUQXqL-NmJ3Xi4Ze4-FUUn-0cnbISIWO7MjfSgdk/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIyMDAx/NDQwLTE2NDM4NDI0/OTQtNDMxOC5qcGVn.jpeg)

The last one gets extra points for reminding me of Mad Max: Fury Road (https://youtu.be/hEJnMQG9ev8).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 14, 2023, 10:26:29 PM
I'm declaring right now that numbers 3 and 5 are at the bottom of my ranking, but it might be hard to split them.

Edit: Okay not that hard. Number 3 is completely dreadful even in this company.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 14, 2023, 11:21:28 PM
Yeah. Pull-your-damn-pants-up guy wins it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Harry on March 15, 2023, 12:02:22 AM
All Beauty Farm covers are a disgrace and an immense pain for your eyes. And apart from this "Beauty Farm" it implies even more bad taste.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 15, 2023, 02:48:34 AM
"Bad taste"....oh lala!.
The simple fact that several GMG members are discussing these cd covers...prove, I dare say, that the marketing works.
I haven't found out yet what Fra Bernardo's artistic design credo is, but, apparently
"Wer sich am Namen des Ensembles und dem Cover stört, der möge einmal im Katalog des Labels ,,Fra Bernardo" stöbern. Schnell wird klar, dass es sich lediglich um eine poppig stilisierte Weiterentwicklung des Art-Designs von Produktionen mit dem Ensemble ,,The Sound and the Fury" handelt."

"Anyone who is bothered by the name of the ensemble and the cover should browse through the catalog of the "Fra Bernardo" label. It quickly becomes clear that this is merely a stylized, pop style development of the art design of productions with the ensemble "The Sound and the Fury"."

Source: https://hoerbar.nmz.de/2020/05/johannes-ockeghem-masses-2-beauty-farm

Anyway, these silly Beauty farm covers leave me cold. But "bad taste" - mais non!





Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 15, 2023, 03:49:20 AM
Well that doesn't help because I already realised they were related to the covers for The Sound and The Fury. Which are also terrible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 15, 2023, 05:27:33 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 14, 2023, 10:21:46 PMDiscogs lists eight releases (https://www.discogs.com/artist/4721606-Beauty-Farm) from Beauty Farm.

Here's their discography in visual form:

[snipped]

The last one gets extra points for reminding me of Mad Max: Fury Road (https://youtu.be/hEJnMQG9ev8).

That discography is not complete.
It manifestly lacks the Barbireau title posted above.
I vaguely recall at least two Beauty Farm covers uglier than any of those on the discogs list, but the memory is too painful so I'll refrain from dredging those up...  :-X
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Mapman on March 25, 2023, 06:29:56 PM
Why are they drowning a clarinet?
(https://i.discogs.com/_DxsIX0Xb78YAyeHmd805HDVpS323Nu-wsnfPw5sfG0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2MTE0/MDk1LTE2NzY0OTY2/NjAtNDc4NC5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on March 26, 2023, 07:00:10 AM
Quote from: Mapman on March 25, 2023, 06:29:56 PMWhy are they drowning a clarinet?
(https://i.discogs.com/_DxsIX0Xb78YAyeHmd805HDVpS323Nu-wsnfPw5sfG0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2MTE0/MDk1LTE2NzY0OTY2/NjAtNDc4NC5qcGVn.jpeg)

No, no, that is Jaws playing the clarinet! ;D If you see a rogue clarinet approaching you in the water... GET TO SHORE!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 31, 2023, 03:30:22 PM
Photographer: "Now, Vanessa, if you wouldn't mind sitting as awkwardly as possible..."

(https://www.ladolcevolta.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/LDV87_ITUNES-COVER-1-1300x1300.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 31, 2023, 05:56:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 31, 2023, 03:30:22 PMPhotographer: "Now, Vanessa, if you wouldn't mind sitting as awkwardly as possible..."

(https://www.ladolcevolta.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/LDV87_ITUNES-COVER-1-1300x1300.jpg)

Meanwhile Wilhem is wondering why a small yellow Vespa is floating in the air behind him.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 01, 2023, 03:23:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 31, 2023, 03:30:22 PMPhotographer: "Now, Vanessa, if you wouldn't mind sitting as awkwardly as possible..."

(https://www.ladolcevolta.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/LDV87_ITUNES-COVER-1-1300x1300.jpg)

That really is an incredibly awkward pose for both of them. I expect it makes the picture "dynamic".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on April 12, 2023, 08:59:52 PM

(https://i.discogs.com/anP3nNOHY2ZwX29cODVO_Fx7nbuLw56MMXVtTuapTp8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTY5MzA5/MDctMTUzNTc2MjEz/Ny05MTI0LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Rouse: Transfiguration (works for string quartet) (Calder Quartet)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brahmsian on April 13, 2023, 04:15:52 AM
Quote from: Løvfald on April 12, 2023, 08:59:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/anP3nNOHY2ZwX29cODVO_Fx7nbuLw56MMXVtTuapTp8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTY5MzA5/MDctMTUzNTc2MjEz/Ny05MTI0LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Rouse: Transfiguration (works for string quartet) (Calder Quartet)

Okay well.....we KNOW that some people will say that this belongs in the "best CP/LP artwork" thread.  However, that won't be me.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 13, 2023, 04:42:28 AM
Quote from: Løvfald on April 12, 2023, 08:59:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/anP3nNOHY2ZwX29cODVO_Fx7nbuLw56MMXVtTuapTp8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTY5MzA5/MDctMTUzNTc2MjEz/Ny05MTI0LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Rouse: Transfiguration (works for string quartet) (Calder Quartet)

An Alexander Calder mobile gone wrong? ;D

(https://mckaylodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Conservation-Treatment-Calder-Mobile-01-e1598621924157.jpg)

But, indeed, I rather like  :)  this skull made of iron wire, a knot of wool, sewing thread? Or is it just a droodle? The artist is  Dave Muller.
I think the drawing (etching?) fits Rouses explanation of the stringquartet
"My String Quartet No. 3 ....
The central focus of what I was hearing was a succession of extremely convulsive and unpredictable gestures rendered by the players in rhythmic unison—that is, these complex rhythms would have to be performed totally together by the four players: no small feat. The work is thus made up primarily of these rhythmically monodic ideas, though they sometimes do spin out of control into a series of imitative gestures. Though perhaps unpalatable to some, my overall description of the piece would be something akin to a schizophrenic having a grand mal seizure. This, at least, was the image to which I continually referred as I composed the music.
"

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on April 14, 2023, 08:53:15 PM
Quote from: pjme on April 13, 2023, 04:42:28 AMAn Alexander Calder mobile gone wrong? ;D

(https://mckaylodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Conservation-Treatment-Calder-Mobile-01-e1598621924157.jpg)

But, indeed, I rather like  :)  this skull made of iron wire, a knot of wool, sewing thread? Or is it just a droodle? The artist is  Dave Muller.
I think the drawing (etching?) fits Rouses explanation of the stringquartet
"My String Quartet No. 3 ....
The central focus of what I was hearing was a succession of extremely convulsive and unpredictable gestures rendered by the players in rhythmic unison—that is, these complex rhythms would have to be performed totally together by the four players: no small feat. The work is thus made up primarily of these rhythmically monodic ideas, though they sometimes do spin out of control into a series of imitative gestures. Though perhaps unpalatable to some, my overall description of the piece would be something akin to a schizophrenic having a grand mal seizure. This, at least, was the image to which I continually referred as I composed the music.
"



Interesting info, thank you, and no wonder the cover art kind of suits the mood of the SQ 3 as explained above.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on April 15, 2023, 02:34:34 PM
The usual disclaimer here. It's hardly the worst, but...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81j3pKNSJQL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 15, 2023, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: KevinP on April 15, 2023, 02:34:34 PMThe usual disclaimer here. It's hardly the worst, but...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81j3pKNSJQL._SL1200_.jpg)

Pretty sure this one has already been discussed. She is dancing to the very music that is on the album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on April 20, 2023, 11:39:26 PM
(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=Ixoak9RsDq5-2zj-fMhK1A4Q1ghY8VaPylnm7PwcKNY=&f=4)

Wilson brought elegance to everything she did.

The plastic patio chair did not.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 21, 2023, 04:28:18 AM
Quote from: KevinP on April 20, 2023, 11:39:26 PM(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=Ixoak9RsDq5-2zj-fMhK1A4Q1ghY8VaPylnm7PwcKNY=&f=4)

Wilson brought elegance to everything she did.

The plastic patio chair did not.

At the time, a plastic chair of that type was probably ultra-modern. We might think of this as cheap tacky furniture now, but the first all-plastic chair was designed in 1965 and they didn't become common until the 1980s (noting it's unclear whether the base of that chair is plastic).

So I rather doubt that the audience when this album was released in 1966 had a reaction like yours. They probably thought the chair was just as elegant as the person sitting in it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on April 21, 2023, 12:57:43 PM
Oh, I know. It just doesn't work today.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Dry Brett Kavanaugh on April 21, 2023, 01:03:05 PM
Quote from: KevinP on April 15, 2023, 02:34:34 PMThe usual disclaimer here. It's hardly the worst, but...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81j3pKNSJQL._SL1200_.jpg)

Why does this cover look bad to some people, or everybody except for me??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 21, 2023, 01:04:49 PM
Quote from: Madiel on April 21, 2023, 04:28:18 AMAt the time, a plastic chair of that type was probably ultra-modern. We might think of this as cheap tacky furniture now, but the first all-plastic chair was designed in 1965 and they didn't become common until the 1980s (noting it's unclear whether the base of that chair is plastic).

So I rather doubt that the audience when this album was released in 1966 had a reaction like yours. They probably thought the chair was just as elegant as the person sitting in it.
Quote from: KevinP on April 20, 2023, 11:39:26 PM(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=Ixoak9RsDq5-2zj-fMhK1A4Q1ghY8VaPylnm7PwcKNY=&f=4)

Wilson brought elegance to everything she did.

The plastic patio chair did not.
Quote from: KevinP on April 21, 2023, 12:57:43 PMOh, I know. It just doesn't work today.
Taking a quick look on eBay (re price of this album used), I suspect that the chair (now retro/vintage) would probably fetch more money than the LP.  :(

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on April 21, 2023, 01:05:40 PM
Quote from: Dry Brett Kavanaugh on April 21, 2023, 01:03:05 PMWhy does this cover look bad to somebody, or everybody except for me??
I like it--particularly appreciate it more after watching her dance.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on April 21, 2023, 03:10:49 PM
Quote from: Dry Brett Kavanaugh on April 21, 2023, 01:03:05 PMWhy does this cover look bad to some people, or everybody except for me??

Not bad to me.  But I've never seen anyone dance to Biber's Mystery Sonatas before. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on April 21, 2023, 06:37:59 PM
Quote from: Dry Brett Kavanaugh on April 21, 2023, 01:03:05 PMWhy does this cover look bad to some people, or everybody except for me??

I find it odd, rather than bad.
But it's a bit like the Levin/Egarr/AAM cover I questioned not long ago in the Purchases Thread--it has no instantly discernible connection to the CD's contents, but there was in fact a logical connection, and once explained it becomes much more acceptable.

[Re the Levin/Egarr/AAM CD: Levin's Mozart concerto cycle started off with Klee paintings as cover art until Decca intervened. So now that he's finally finished the cycle, Levin chose to revert to Klee for the cover art.]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on April 22, 2023, 04:32:32 PM
As the one who brought it back into the discussion, I will agree with the above two responses. On its own, it's not a bad picture at all. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I like it. It's just a very odd juxtaposition with Biber's Rosary sonatas.

Of course you could argue that after 216 pages of a 16 year-old thread, we should be used to that by now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 22, 2023, 05:39:55 PM
Quote from: KevinP on April 22, 2023, 04:32:32 PMAs the one who brought it back into the discussion, I will agree with the above two responses. On its own, it's not a bad picture at all. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I like it. It's just a very odd juxtaposition with Biber's Rosary sonatas.

Of course you could argue that after 216 pages of a 16 year-old thread, we should be used to that by now.

It's not an odd juxtaposition when that is what she is actually dancing to.

You might think it's odd to dance to those sonatas, but that's not the fault of the image.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on April 23, 2023, 04:43:55 AM
Ok - let's introduce Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker (https://www.operadeparis.fr/en/artists/anne-teresa-de-keersmaeker) again and her company Rosas (https://www.rosas.be/en/324-rosas).

It will become quickly clear that De Keersmaeker has an outspoken (good) taste in music: Bach, Mozart, Bartok, Reich, Beethoven, Schönberg...Biber, Eno, Grisey.
Dont expect narrative ballets or ballerina's in tutu and point shoes.
De Keersmaeker had and has a huge influence on contemporary dance - at least in Europe.

Personally, I don't like repetive/minimal music at all, so a lot of her choreographies I find (very) boring. But she definitely is a hugely respected artist. I think that some will classify most of her work as Euro trash???? Or am I mistaken?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Teresa_De_Keersmaeker




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 12:28:07 AM
The looks on both of those guys' faces unsettle me in a major way. I guess the photographer wasn't asking for "natural".

(https://bis.se/shop/17115/art15/h9750/4439750-origpic-5bf7db.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on April 28, 2023, 04:14:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 12:28:07 AMThe looks on both of those guys' faces unsettle me in a major way. I guess the photographer wasn't asking for "natural".

(https://bis.se/shop/17115/art15/h9750/4439750-origpic-5bf7db.jpg)

They're five seconds away from doing this--

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChJ6QmwWUAAb5DK.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 03:51:55 PM
The more I look at the photo, the more I'm getting "Kraftwerk in Tuxedos" vibes from it.

Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 12:28:07 AMThe looks on both of those guys' faces unsettle me in a major way. I guess the photographer wasn't asking for "natural".

(https://bis.se/shop/17115/art15/h9750/4439750-origpic-5bf7db.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on April 28, 2023, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 12:28:07 AMThe looks on both of those guys' faces unsettle me in a major way. I guess the photographer wasn't asking for "natural".

(https://bis.se/shop/17115/art15/h9750/4439750-origpic-5bf7db.jpg)

Strong "we hid the body inside the cello" vibes with this one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 10:12:01 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on April 28, 2023, 10:10:07 PMStrong "we hid the body inside the cello" vibes with this one.

Ha!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on April 29, 2023, 06:59:51 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on April 28, 2023, 12:28:07 AMThe looks on both of those guys' faces unsettle me in a major way. I guess the photographer wasn't asking for "natural".

(https://bis.se/shop/17115/art15/h9750/4439750-origpic-5bf7db.jpg)

He was asking for Madame Tussaud.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on April 30, 2023, 05:06:53 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/wr82Hjk-VVUehpVPQofDm-opHFfATQihlmk7MGC-Az8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:592/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNzU4/MTcxLTE1NjA0ODc0/ODEtODY1Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

Yosuke Yamashita Trio and others, Arashi (1977)
Actually an accurate cover: the music is extremely gnarly Japanese free jazz performed live with Butoh dancers, one of whom is pictured.

But it sure looks ghastly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2023, 06:17:30 PM
Quote from: T. D. on April 30, 2023, 05:06:53 PM(https://i.discogs.com/wr82Hjk-VVUehpVPQofDm-opHFfATQihlmk7MGC-Az8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:592/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNzU4/MTcxLTE1NjA0ODc0/ODEtODY1Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

Yosuke Yamashita Trio and others, Arashi (1977)
Actually an accurate cover: the music is extremely gnarly Japanese free jazz performed live with Butoh dancers, one of whom is pictured.

But it sure looks ghastly.

Yep. Nightmare fuel.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: geralmar on April 30, 2023, 07:08:09 PM
Maybe it's just me.

 (https://i.postimg.cc/N0sTJnYM/OIP-3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
CD

(https://i.postimg.cc/P5hSWh3v/R-69.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1957
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on April 30, 2023, 11:49:28 PM
Quote from: geralmar on April 30, 2023, 07:08:09 PMMaybe it's just me.

 (https://i.postimg.cc/N0sTJnYM/OIP-3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
CD

(https://i.postimg.cc/P5hSWh3v/R-69.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
1957

I like how the crab monster has teeth.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on May 01, 2023, 12:44:56 AM
Quote from: geralmar on April 30, 2023, 07:08:09 PMMaybe it's just me.

 (https://i.postimg.cc/N0sTJnYM/OIP-3.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
CD


I improved that artwork with simple modifications:

(https://i.postimg.cc/q7G7NC5g/South-Pasific.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 06, 2023, 09:18:37 PM
Um...

(https://i.discogs.com/ksrg6CeFA2T1P-BbIgn4UqTJbYOkXjYkeh4h9hSsPMs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNDM3/MTAtMTI4NDMxNjgw/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 08, 2023, 05:33:47 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 06, 2023, 09:18:37 PMUm...

(https://i.discogs.com/ksrg6CeFA2T1P-BbIgn4UqTJbYOkXjYkeh4h9hSsPMs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNDM3/MTAtMTI4NDMxNjgw/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)
That's rather bizarre...made me think that he was either being x-rayed or had been exposed to a nasty dose of radiation!  :o

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on May 08, 2023, 07:16:57 AM
It is a photographical technique datung from the thirties/ Man Ray, then considered quite avant garde. So, in a way it does suit Haba.

solarization : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solarization_(photography)

(https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?height=800&quality=80&resize_to=fit&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2Frz4cHjw2by25pCLDcJBhRg%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=600)

(https://lastfm.freetls.fastly.net/i/u/300x300/51bbbcd21bfc69001687e6fccc103717.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 08, 2023, 10:35:56 AM
Quote from: pjme on May 08, 2023, 07:16:57 AMIt is a photographical technique datung from the thirties/ Man Ray, then considered quite avant garde. So, in a way it does suit Haba.

solarization : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solarization_(photography)

(https://d7hftxdivxxvm.cloudfront.net/?height=800&quality=80&resize_to=fit&src=https%3A%2F%2Fd32dm0rphc51dk.cloudfront.net%2Frz4cHjw2by25pCLDcJBhRg%2Fnormalized.jpg&width=600)

(https://lastfm.freetls.fastly.net/i/u/300x300/51bbbcd21bfc69001687e6fccc103717.jpg)



Thanks for the information!  Quite interesting!  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 08, 2023, 08:19:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 06, 2023, 09:18:37 PMUm...

(https://i.discogs.com/ksrg6CeFA2T1P-BbIgn4UqTJbYOkXjYkeh4h9hSsPMs/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEzNDM3/MTAtMTI4NDMxNjgw/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)

Rather than inducing a desire to listen to chamber music, that induces a desire to call a doctor.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 09, 2023, 03:18:18 PM
(https://pureaudiorecordings.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/cikada-carola-bauckholt-ich-mus-mit-dir-reden_front-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 10, 2023, 09:21:30 PM
"A horse is a horse of course, of course...
...That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mozart Requiem."

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71em8DpoH+L._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 10, 2023, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 10, 2023, 09:21:30 PM"A horse is a horse of course, of course...
...That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mozart Requiem."

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71em8DpoH+L._SL1200_.jpg)

Paris? Napoleon?

I dunno. It's a nice enough picture even if the meaning currently escapes me. But we've had plenty of examples before on this thread where it turns out there IS a meaning.

I honestly question the wisdom of people using this thread for "I don't understand this cover", because to me worst looking artwork will generally mean the actual image is poor quality. And this isn't.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 10, 2023, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: Madiel on May 10, 2023, 10:26:50 PMParis? Napoleon?

I dunno. It's a nice enough picture even if the meaning currently escapes me. But we've had plenty of examples before on this thread where it turns out there IS a meaning.

I honestly question the wisdom of people using this thread for "I don't understand this cover", because to me worst looking artwork will generally mean the actual image is poor quality. And this isn't.

As a photo, I think it's a good one.

But overall, my main point is: If it has some arcane or cryptic meaning, why create an artwork that might be understood by only a select few, if at all?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on May 11, 2023, 12:54:39 AM
The only connection I could see would be Napoleon; cf. the famous picture with him on horseback. Hegel called Bonaparte "Weltgeist zu Pferde", "the world spirit on horseback", roughly a concrete personalization of the spirit that moves world history.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 11, 2023, 02:27:33 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on May 11, 2023, 12:54:39 AMThe only connection I could see would be Napoleon; cf. the famous picture with him on horseback. Hegel called Bonaparte "Weltgeist zu Pferde", "the world spirit on horseback", roughly a concrete personalization of the spirit that moves world history.

That's as good an explanation as any.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on May 11, 2023, 04:35:21 AM
I'm frankly surprised that nobody here understands the cover.  Because I am an atheist and I got it:

QuoteAnd I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Book of Revelations 6:8

So no it is a great cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 11, 2023, 04:59:07 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 10, 2023, 11:57:38 PMAs a photo, I think it's a good one.

But overall, my main point is: If it has some arcane or cryptic meaning, why create an artwork that might be understood by only a select few, if at all?

Because it's artwork, not a library catalogue entry. It's designed to evoke a mood. If you want understanding that's what the track list on the back is for. Or the liner notes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on May 11, 2023, 05:40:57 AM
Quote from: DavidW on May 11, 2023, 04:35:21 AMI'm frankly surprised that nobody here understands the cover.  Because I am an atheist and I got it:

Book of Revelations 6:8

So no it is a great cover.

Can I read some irony in your answer? ::)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 06:35:24 AM
Actually, it's a subtle reference to Magritte. This is not a horse. The real one is dead. Requiem eternam dona eis domine et lux perpetua luceat eis (and indeed, the horse which is not a horse is in a typically equine resting position and there's shining light behind the horse which is not a horse). ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Franco_Manitobain on May 11, 2023, 06:40:08 AM
Quote from: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 06:35:24 AMActually, it's a subtle reference to Magritte. This is not a horse. The real one is dead. Requiem eternam dona eis domine et lux perpetua luceat eis (and indeed, the horse which is not a horse is in a typically equine resting position and there's shining light behind the horse which is not a horse). ;D

Good day Andrei, PM awaits you. 📬
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on May 11, 2023, 06:41:13 AM
Quote from: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 06:35:24 AMActually, it's a subtle reference to Magritte. This is not a horse. The real one is dead. Requiem eternam dona eis domine et lux perpetua luceat eis (and indeed, the horse which is not a horse is in a typically equine resting position and there's shining light behind the horse which is not a horse). ;D

Nom d'une pipe... :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on May 11, 2023, 07:20:06 AM
Quote from: DavidW on May 11, 2023, 04:35:21 AMI'm frankly surprised that nobody here understands the cover.  Because I am an atheist and I got it:

Book of Revelations 6:8

So no it is a great cover.

Furthermore, regarding the Paisiello Coronation Mass, the horse connection may be that as an Emperor, Napoleon's horse would also be white.
The connection between Mozart's Requiem and Napoleon, on the other hand, is not speculative: the work was performed during his final burial in Les Invalides in 1841.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 10:42:54 AM
Quote from: Franco_Manitobain on May 11, 2023, 06:40:08 AMGood day Andrei, PM awaits you. 📬

Hit me, Ray.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Franco_Manitobain on May 11, 2023, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 10:42:54 AMHit me, Ray.

I had already.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 11, 2023, 02:18:16 PM
Quote from: Florestan on May 11, 2023, 06:35:24 AMActually, it's a subtle reference to Magritte. This is not a horse. The real one is dead. Requiem eternam dona eis domine et lux perpetua luceat eis (and indeed, the horse which is not a horse is in a typically equine resting position and there's shining light behind the horse which is not a horse). ;D

Hehe.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 11, 2023, 04:02:44 PM
Graphic Designer 1: "Hey, I've got this photo of the artist, but it's not very interesting. What can we do with it?"
Graphic Designer 2: "Let's tilt it. It'll look arty."
Graphic Designer 1: "Of course!"

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/83/72/7318599917283_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on May 15, 2023, 03:45:14 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/712+jEvtl9L._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

No ugly per se but...
If you don't know who they are, would you know who the composer is and who the conductor is?

Mind you this is Puerto Rico's leading composer....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on May 15, 2023, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: JBS on May 15, 2023, 03:45:14 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/712+jEvtl9L._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

No ugly per se but...
If you don't know who they are, would you know who the composer is and who the conductor is?

Mind you this is Puerto Rico's leading composer....

I don't know either so I'll take a guess without searching!  Roberto Sierra is the composer because his name is associated with the orchestral pieces.  Domingo Hindoyan is the conductor because his name is immediately followed by the orchestra.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 15, 2023, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: JBS on May 15, 2023, 03:45:14 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/712+jEvtl9L._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

Not ugly per se but...
If you don't know who they are, would you know who the composer is and who the conductor is?

Mind you this is Puerto Rico's leading composer....

I'm getting definite Karajan vibes from that cover (i.e., where the record company seeks to make the conductor far more important than the composer).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 16, 2023, 12:10:50 AM
Quote from: DavidW on May 15, 2023, 05:32:14 PMI don't know either so I'll take a guess without searching!  Roberto Sierra is the composer because his name is associated with the orchestral pieces.  Domingo Hindoyan is the conductor because his name is immediately followed by the orchestra.

That's my reasoning as well.

And the guy on the cover must be Hindoyan because he looks too young to have already written six symphonies.  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on May 16, 2023, 12:16:17 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on May 15, 2023, 07:21:50 PMI'm getting definite Karajan vibes from that cover (i.e., where the record company seeks to make the conductor far more important than the composer).

In a way, this is genuinely the case especially with lesser-known composers: their music may or may not be recorded, but if recorded, the conductor is of paramount importance as he can make a strong case for the music or he can sink it even deeper into obscurity.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on May 16, 2023, 01:30:00 AM
(https://i2-prod.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article25096690.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_Domingo-Hindoyan-chief-conductor-of-the-Liverpool-Philharmonic-orchestra.jpg)

With a baton in hand the portrait is already more convincing.

Mr. Sierra, the symphonist - who, in my opinion, should have had prime attention.
(https://exhibits.library.umkc.edu/files/large/8a3a244586e74e8d299ea0f8bc974f9df052b888.jpg)


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on May 28, 2023, 04:22:33 PM
(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0770196778_10.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 28, 2023, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: T. D. on May 28, 2023, 04:22:33 PM(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0770196778_10.jpg)

As the young people like to say, "Wut?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on May 29, 2023, 05:53:26 AM
I think I would have to know the context before declaring it bad.  This thread started with truly hilariously awful covers but now it has devolved into posters they either posters don't personally care for or just don't understand.  But neither makes the covers truly bad.  Just imo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 29, 2023, 09:59:34 AM
Quote from: T. D. on May 28, 2023, 04:22:33 PM(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0770196778_10.jpg)


What is exactly on this album and what do the words mean?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on May 29, 2023, 11:56:04 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on May 29, 2023, 09:59:34 AMWhat is exactly on this album and what do the words mean?

PD

Korrosion is (apparently) a German heavy metal band; Scheisse may or may not be descriptive of their music - haven't heard any, so prepared to give them the benefit for the moment.

And how about this? - OK, it's a book cover rather than a CD, but spectacularly terrible, I thought.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b4dfccc6-c3ba-44ce-b343-83f84a3e13d4_1.5254ea19e795e7ee9ad9145354e5778d.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on May 29, 2023, 03:22:51 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on May 29, 2023, 09:59:34 AMWhat is exactly on this album and what do the words mean?

PD
It's an (apparently untitled) album by 2 German punk bands, Korrosion and Scheisse. About half the tracks by each band.
The band names translate as Corrosion and Shit.
It's on the bandcamp site, where you can listen to the entire recording.

https://scheiss.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-korrosion
https://korrosion.bandcamp.com/album/split-with-scheisse

They seem to call the album either "Split with Korrosion" or "Split with Scheisse", depending on the band posting.

Combination of human meat-grinder motif and Shit moves the cover solidly into ugly territory IMO.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2023, 04:15:45 PM
Quote from: DaveF on May 29, 2023, 11:56:04 AMKorrosion is (apparently) a German heavy metal band; Scheisse may or may not be descriptive of their music - haven't heard any, so prepared to give them the benefit for the moment.

And how about this? - OK, it's a book cover rather than a CD, but spectacularly terrible, I thought.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b4dfccc6-c3ba-44ce-b343-83f84a3e13d4_1.5254ea19e795e7ee9ad9145354e5778d.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff)

Oh, that's horrid.

It reminds me of this CD cover:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/510SBE1mrfL._SL500_SX300_.jpg)

And even worse:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71stoSxnslL._SL1398_.jpg)

And:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91bhrNwTv4L._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 29, 2023, 04:48:26 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Wo4Ce6LCx4q3qh3JWEDSaJy0cmF1Ac0rwA8S4_3raJ0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:594/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIyODA1/MDAwLTE2NDk0MDk4/NDctMTI5Mi5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on May 29, 2023, 07:32:08 PM
Quote from: DaveF on May 29, 2023, 11:56:04 AMKorrosion is (apparently) a German heavy metal band; Scheisse may or may not be descriptive of their music - haven't heard any, so prepared to give them the benefit for the moment.

And how about this? - OK, it's a book cover rather than a CD, but spectacularly terrible, I thought.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b4dfccc6-c3ba-44ce-b343-83f84a3e13d4_1.5254ea19e795e7ee9ad9145354e5778d.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff)

I rather like that book cover, as long as I bear in mind that it had no resemblance at all to Britten.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on May 30, 2023, 12:13:20 AM
I have never heard of these bands (and would probably dislike the music) but I think the cover is quite good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 30, 2023, 05:29:42 AM
Quote from: T. D. on May 29, 2023, 03:22:51 PMIt's an (apparently untitled) album by 2 German punk bands, Korrosion and Scheisse. About half the tracks by each band.
The band names translate as Corrosion and Shit.
It's on the bandcamp site, where you can listen to the entire recording.

https://scheiss.bandcamp.com/album/split-w-korrosion
https://korrosion.bandcamp.com/album/split-with-scheisse

They seem to call the album either "Split with Korrosion" or "Split with Scheisse", depending on the band posting.

Combination of human meat-grinder motif and Shit moves the cover solidly into ugly territory IMO.
I had thought that this area of the forum was strictly for classical music discussion so was trying [hard] to keep an open mind as to what the cover artwork might be about. And yes, like you...not my cuppa tea--so to speak.  ;)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on May 30, 2023, 12:25:25 PM
Quote from: JBS on May 29, 2023, 07:32:08 PMI rather like that book cover, as long as I bear in mind that it had no resemblance at all to Britten.
I imagine it comes from the occasion where Pears was taken ill and Britten himself performed the title role in Peter Grimes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on May 30, 2023, 01:48:59 PM
Another VW contender:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on May 30, 2023, 03:40:12 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on May 30, 2023, 05:29:42 AMI had thought that this area of the forum was strictly for classical music discussion so was trying [hard] to keep an open mind as to what the cover artwork might be about. And yes, like you...not my cuppa tea--so to speak.  ;)

PD

When I started (occasionally) posting to this thread, I noticed a number of posts featuring non-classical titles, so assumed that was OK. And it is "The Diner" area of the forum, after all...

If one wants big-time fugly cover art, I believe it's necessary to venture outside the classical genre. But maybe it then becomes too easy. For instance, Heino's discography is a veritable mother lode of kitschy album covers.
(https://i.discogs.com/eRAjEwMKHkDpyNipgp4r-zs23-ORfbIBGqtDzH95lZU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:354/w:400/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM2MTIy/NDEtMTMzNzM1MDAw/MC05Nzg3LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on May 30, 2023, 06:04:11 PM
Quote from: T. D. on May 30, 2023, 03:40:12 PMWhen I started (occasionally) posting to this thread, I noticed a number of posts featuring non-classical titles, so assumed that was OK. And it is "The Diner" area of the forum, after all...

If one wants big-time fugly cover art, I believe it's necessary to venture outside the classical genre. But maybe it then becomes too easy. For instance, Heino's discography is a veritable mother lode of kitschy album covers.
(https://i.discogs.com/eRAjEwMKHkDpyNipgp4r-zs23-ORfbIBGqtDzH95lZU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:354/w:400/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM2MTIy/NDEtMTMzNzM1MDAw/MC05Nzg3LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Oh, that's fabulous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on May 30, 2023, 06:29:45 PM
The thread is not strictly for classical, but in general the classical music world give us more than enough material.

If you head into other genres then the aesthetics are completely different. I mean, some of the classical covers that look "off" would be perfectly fine in another genre. If a classical album has a cover that's suitable for heavy metal, it's the mismatch that causes the problem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on May 31, 2023, 04:06:49 AM
Quote from: T. D. on May 30, 2023, 03:40:12 PMWhen I started (occasionally) posting to this thread, I noticed a number of posts featuring non-classical titles, so assumed that was OK. And it is "The Diner" area of the forum, after all...
You're right.  For some reason or another, I was thinking that this thread was under the general classical discussion category.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 02, 2023, 05:35:09 AM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000139/9/7/712.jpg)

Hi, my name is Katherine. I drink Doctor Balakirevs Wonder tea "Islamey" and I lost already 3 stone in 12 days!

(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/400/0000140/0/2/112.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna and I bought this vintage seventies coat at Karl Hoyers!

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61BNSw+N+oL._SY425_.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna and I have brittle, dry hair. After using "Genuin Meau Zart" hair mist my hair is soft and healthy again.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 02, 2023, 08:34:38 AM
Quote from: pjme on June 02, 2023, 05:35:09 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000139/9/7/712.jpg)

Hi, my name is Katherine.

(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/400/0000140/0/2/112.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61BNSw+N+oL._SY425_.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna


Nice to meet you, girls, I am Andrei. May I buy you a drink?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 03, 2023, 06:18:42 AM
Quote from: pjme on June 02, 2023, 05:35:09 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000139/9/7/712.jpg)

Hi, my name is Katherine. I drink Doctor Balakirevs Wonder tea "Islamey" and I lost already 3 stone in 12 days!

(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/400/0000140/0/2/112.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna and I bought this vintage seventies coat at Karl Hoyers!

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61BNSw+N+oL._SY425_.jpg)

Hi, my name is Anna and I have brittle, dry hair. After using "Genuin Meau Zart" hair mist my hair is soft and healthy again.



These covers are perfectly fine. The problem lies in the observer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 05, 2023, 01:51:21 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 03, 2023, 06:18:42 AMhese covers are perfectly fine. The problem lies in the observer.

OK - these covers are not ugly (indeed, Andrei, they are all handsome ladies) but -imho - quite silly and banal and they do, for me,  evoke humour. These photos are so close to the visual language of mediocre (fashion, beauty, make up,....) advertising that I don't see a musical message in them. The Balakirev / Nikitine cd is the worst.

 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 05, 2023, 11:21:00 PM
Quote from: pjme on June 05, 2023, 01:51:21 AMOK - these covers are not ugly (indeed, Andrei, they are all handsome ladies) but -imho - quite silly and banal and they do, for me,  evoke humour. These photos are so close to the visual language of mediocre (fashion, beauty, make up,....) advertising that I don't see a musical message in them. The Balakirev / Nikitine cd is the worst.

 


Yeah... and if this was the thread for banal or mediocre covers I'd be right with you.

Or wouldn't, because that thread would be so many of thousands of pages long that I would try to avoid it.

Around here I was hoping we "aspired" to greater depths of bad design, not just banality. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 05, 2023, 11:42:36 PM
Good, I'll do my best to find the worst. ;D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:03:37 AM
(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/Bach-guitar.jpg)

Groovy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:04:59 AM
(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/lonely-people.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:06:01 AM
(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/musicforplants.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on June 06, 2023, 12:23:15 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:03:37 AM(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/Bach-guitar.jpg)
That rather reminded me of Franz Schmidt's tomb in the Vienna Zentralfriedhof:

(https://austria-forum.org/attach/Bilder_und_Videos/Bilder_Wien/1110_Zentralfriedhof/9998/scaled-675x900-1110_Zentralfriedhof_-_Gr._32C_16_-_Grab_von_Franz_Schmidt_-_Komponist_18374-1939_IMG_9998.jpg)

- except that Franz rather seems to be averting his gaze from the delights on display, rather than gloating like JS.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 06, 2023, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: pjme on June 02, 2023, 05:35:09 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000139/9/7/712.jpg)

Hi, my name is Katherine. I drink Doctor Balakirevs Wonder tea "Islamey" and I lost already 3 stone in 12 days!

To make the cover art look less like an add for a weight loss product, I re-designed it:

(https://i.postimg.cc/8zYYdWLM/ISLAMEY.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 06, 2023, 02:13:43 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:06:01 AM(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/musicforplants.jpg)

I need CD plants for my music!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 03:23:26 PM
(https://limelightmagazine.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ee82f5a6-4818190.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2023, 04:32:58 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 03:23:26 PM(https://limelightmagazine.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ee82f5a6-4818190.jpg)

Um, what? That is a national embarrassment.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 07, 2023, 04:48:49 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 03:23:26 PM(https://limelightmagazine.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ee82f5a6-4818190.jpg)

"Hey, Joe, what a bad day we had! Not only did the rain spoil our bathing, some bastard stole our t-shirts and sneakers as well."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2023, 06:28:49 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 07, 2023, 04:48:49 AM"Hey, Joe, what a bad day we had! Not only did the rain spoil our bathing, some bastard stole our t-shirts and sneakers as well."

To me it's totally believable they didn't have t-shirts and sneakers in the first place (I think he's wearing thongs, or should I say flip-flops for an international audience *squints*)

What's a mystery to me is how anyone thought this remotely connected with classical period chamber music. Something 20th century, maybe. Just. MOZART? Nothing in that image makes me think of Mozart.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 07, 2023, 06:34:58 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 07, 2023, 06:28:49 AMWhat's a mystery to me is how anyone thought this remotely connected with classical period chamber music. Something 20th century, maybe. Just. MOZART? Nothing in that image makes me think of Mozart.

I suppose you found a connection with Beethoven, though, because you didn't mention him.  :D

I think we need a new thread: Most Disconnected Art Covers from the Music on the CD.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 07, 2023, 06:35:48 AM
I actually found a quote about the cover from when the album was released.

QuoteThe highly-charged atmosphere, and the dynamic tension both in the music and the context of the era, is strikingly represented by the album's artwork – a photograph by Richard Tognetti, depicting a uniquely Australian scene of a beach town just before a thunderstorm. Two figures walk towards the gathering storm, as rain begins to fall on the bitumen and the weatherboard houses. Though a world away from 18th-century Vienna, this image seems to reflect that city's musical landscape at the time – with the dark, glowering, dramatic cloud of Beethoven looming, poised to change everything.

https://www.soundslikesydney.com.au/news/tognetti-and-helyard-release-violin-sonatas-on-abc-classic/26772.html

Yeah. Apparently Tognetti's ego extends to putting his own holiday snaps on the cover. And the author of the article is going "yeah I know it's got absolutely nothing to do with the music but I'm going to support it anyway because this is a puff piece."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 07, 2023, 06:40:33 AM
 
Quote from: Madiel on June 07, 2023, 06:35:48 AMI actually found a quote about the cover from when the album was released.

https://www.soundslikesydney.com.au/news/tognetti-and-helyard-release-violin-sonatas-on-abc-classic/26772.html

Yeah. Apparently Tognetti's ego extends to putting his own holiday snaps on the cover. And the author of the article is going "yeah I know it's got absolutely nothing to do with the music but I'm going to support it anyway because this is a puff piece."

Tognetti's guff is something else indeed.  :D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 07, 2023, 06:44:50 AM
It would make sense if he was an accomplished photographer (as Boris Giltburg seems to be (https://bgiltphotos.wordpress.com/)), but that photo looks like he spent an hour in Photoshop scaling various colors up and down. The result is a really bizarre juxtaposition with no clear visual focal point, just a messy collage of manipulation.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on June 07, 2023, 06:48:35 AM
I liked my version better.

The musicians woke up drunk in an alley missing not only their wallets but also their shoes and shirts.  They realized they were going to be late to their own concert so started stumbling down the street. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 07, 2023, 07:06:43 AM
I like it when everybody gets exited  ;D  about cd cover photographs  :) . Tognetti's photo isn't ugly but can be added - indeed - to a series of "Most Disconnected Art Covers from the Music".

But then again, why not? I prefer this photograph of an Australian landscape vastly to the "banal & mediocre" - shampoo- fashion" shots used for Balakirev and co.

Trombonist:conductor Lindberg however, needs an art director ...

(https://media.s-bol.com/3OWRMj7jLrGM/Qnv2y6l/1200x1200.jpg)

(https://media.s-bol.com/8KVDE7Zo3MXm/VJjxM/1200x1200.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/614006ga1BL._SX354_SY354_BL0_QL100__UXNaN_FMjpg_QL85_.jpg)

I'm sure he's a jolly good fellow!




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Franco_Manitobain on June 07, 2023, 07:26:26 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 07, 2023, 06:34:58 AMI think we need a new thread: Most Disconnected Art Covers from the Music on the CD.  ;D


Yes, with Beauty Farm covers leading the way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 07, 2023, 07:52:59 AM
That first Lindberg photo is such a failure - he is in the shadow and you can't really see his face!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on June 07, 2023, 08:29:11 AM
And the third Lindberg cover is an unmitigated disaster of graphic design. I wouldn't know where to start... :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on June 07, 2023, 09:27:48 AM
Many of our old favourites are here:

https://www.classicfm.com/discover-music/latest/worst-classical-album-covers-ever

(And one of our real favourites - I'm sure the MTT/Villa-Lobos cover featured in the "Best album art" thread.)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on June 12, 2023, 06:05:34 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51xUpXQKQcL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 12, 2023, 06:15:39 AM
Quote from: KevinP on June 12, 2023, 06:05:34 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51xUpXQKQcL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

My eyes don't know which micro-horror to focus on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on June 12, 2023, 06:35:42 AM
Quote from: KevinP on June 12, 2023, 06:05:34 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51xUpXQKQcL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

OK - you win..........
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Franco_Manitobain on June 12, 2023, 06:38:08 AM
Quote from: KevinP on June 12, 2023, 06:05:34 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51xUpXQKQcL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

As much as there is A LOT of wrong going on, the worst is the nearly unreadable title.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 12, 2023, 07:10:50 AM
Quote from: Franco_Manitobain on June 12, 2023, 06:38:08 AMAs much as there is A LOT of wrong going on, the worst is the nearly unreadable title.

Wrong? This is pure high camp & kitsch! Excellent example!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on June 12, 2023, 10:28:23 AM
As David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap said,
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever...

(https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/smellglove.png?w=700)

That Cuban cover is badass!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 12, 2023, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: KevinP on June 12, 2023, 06:05:34 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51xUpXQKQcL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

I now have the urge to shout "Cachao!" with jazz hands.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 15, 2023, 07:05:34 AM
Too bad we don't have a worst album NAME thread...

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/oc/la/nbqd9cidplaoc_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 15, 2023, 02:49:50 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 15, 2023, 07:05:34 AMToo bad we don't have a worst album NAME thread...

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/oc/la/nbqd9cidplaoc_600.jpg)

Leapin' Jörgen looks like a mighty happy chappy, and that's more than alright by me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 15, 2023, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 15, 2023, 02:49:50 PMLeapin' Jörgen looks like a mighty happy chappy, and that's more than alright by me.

Rijen is Risen...?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on June 15, 2023, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: Brian on June 15, 2023, 07:05:34 AMToo bad we don't have a worst album NAME thread...

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/oc/la/nbqd9cidplaoc_600.jpg)

Maybe there's something about flaky trombonists.
Christian Lindberg has a lot of offbeat covers, but they're quirky rather than bad-looking, e.g.

(https://i.discogs.com/mrbmCgbMb5LhgQoDbRcq-4QtWChHNCh8Xse8R9eCLJY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:586/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM2NDYx/MTctMTMzODcxOTM4/MS0zMjg0LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 16, 2023, 04:56:53 AM
Quote from: T. D. on June 15, 2023, 05:38:09 PMMaybe there's something about flaky trombonists.
Christian Lindberg has a lot of offbeat covers, but they're quirky rather than bad-looking, e.g.

(https://i.discogs.com/mrbmCgbMb5LhgQoDbRcq-4QtWChHNCh8Xse8R9eCLJY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:586/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM2NDYx/MTctMTMzODcxOTM4/MS0zMjg0LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Lindberg is already heavily featured here and on links to other sites from this thread. Zero points for style as he tries to convey "Motorbike Concerto"... and frankly zero style points for there being a piece called "Motorbike Concerto". It's got mid-life crisis written all over it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 16, 2023, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 16, 2023, 04:56:53 AMLindberg is already heavily featured here and on links to other sites from this thread. Zero points for style as he tries to convey "Motorbike Concerto"... and frankly zero style points for there being a piece called "Motorbike Concerto". It's got mid-life crisis written all over it.

It's actually worse than that, even if you don't deduct points for the conductor wearing a helmet.
I only lasted 3 or 4 minutes

https://youtu.be/ZzL8lp3IVeo
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on June 16, 2023, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: JBS on June 16, 2023, 10:53:29 AMIt's actually worse than that, even if you don't deduct points for the conductor wearing a helmet.
I only lasted 3 or 4 minutes

https://youtu.be/ZzL8lp3IVeo


Ye gods!

That goes way beyond "bad", into some surreal realm of its own (to lift a phrase from V. Nabokov's  Nikolai Gogol, "an apotheosis of nightmare nonsense").  :o

You lasted far longer than I.

[Added] Apologies for not paying sufficient attention upthread. Evidently Mr. Lindberg deserves his own wing in the "Crap Album Cover Hall of Fame".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on June 16, 2023, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: pjme on June 07, 2023, 07:06:43 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/614006ga1BL._SX354_SY354_BL0_QL100__UXNaN_FMjpg_QL85_.jpg)

How do you end up with cover "art" like this?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 16, 2023, 01:35:29 PM
Quote from: JBS on June 16, 2023, 10:53:29 AMIt's actually worse than that, even if you don't deduct points for the conductor wearing a helmet.
I only lasted 3 or 4 minutes

https://youtu.be/ZzL8lp3IVeo


At least with video you get the full range of kitsch. I feel BIS missed a trick releasing it on CD.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on June 16, 2023, 02:16:55 PM
I can hardly think of a less appropriate picture for either symphony.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vers la flamme on June 16, 2023, 02:50:56 PM
At least Lindberg managed to make himself look edgy and serious on his Pettersson covers  ;D 

I'm now strangely tempted to find this Motorbike Concerto CD.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 16, 2023, 03:29:38 PM
Quote from: vers la flamme on June 16, 2023, 02:50:56 PMAt least Lindberg managed to make himself look edgy and serious on his Pettersson covers  ;D 

I'm now strangely tempted to find this Motorbike Concerto CD.

Wait--is Lindberg the conductor the same as Lindberg the trombonist?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vers la flamme on June 16, 2023, 04:05:49 PM
Quote from: JBS on June 16, 2023, 03:29:38 PMWait--is Lindberg the conductor the same as Lindberg the trombonist?

Yes! He is also a composer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 16, 2023, 04:17:54 PM
Quote from: vers la flamme on June 16, 2023, 04:05:49 PMYes! He is also a composer.

Learn something new every day!
Thanks!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 17, 2023, 05:53:56 AM
Quote from: T. D. on June 16, 2023, 11:37:04 AMYe gods!

That goes way beyond "bad", into some surreal realm of its own (to lift a phrase from V. Nabokov's  Nikolai Gogol, "an apotheosis of nightmare nonsense").  :o

You lasted far longer than I.

[Added] Apologies for not paying sufficient attention upthread. Evidently Mr. Lindberg deserves his own wing in the "Crap Album Cover Hall of Fame".
I thought that the opening minute(?) was quite clever with the sounds that he was making imitating a motorbike, but I must admit that I lost interest pretty quickly thereafter.  :(
Quote from: 71 dB on June 16, 2023, 01:10:16 PMHow do you end up with cover "art" like this?
I'm thinking that it must have been a really hot day in Denmark.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 17, 2023, 06:14:02 AM
Inspite of these "quircky", "strange", "silly" , "childish", "disorderly", "ridiculous"....cd covers, Lindberg is a commited, inspired, talented and passionate musician. Apparently "larger than life" and "prone to a weird sense of  humor" , adoring "snazzy shirts and leather trousers", he has revived interest in Allan Petterson and commisioned more than a handful of new trombone concertos. 

As I wrote before: "a jolly good fellow"....

(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/f6a5139fc8591861f98b6bc9bee66cf887c26e00/0_0_2347_1408/master/2347.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on June 17, 2023, 06:27:28 AM
This Cadbury's Milk Tray Chocolate Selection Box cover is worse (I think I posted it before) considering that A Pastoral Symphony was VW's Requiem for those lost in the First World War and the violent 4th Symphony has sometimes been seen as VW's response to the rise of Fascism (although he denied this). 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 17, 2023, 07:04:53 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on June 17, 2023, 05:53:56 AMI'm thinking that it must have been a really hot day in Denmark.

Sweden.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on June 17, 2023, 07:32:21 AM
Lindberg is astonishing as a trombonist, and he really is amazing playing that bizarre/awful motorbike piece... about which my biggest complaint, by the way, is why does he have to point the trombone around at different people like it's a rifle?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 17, 2023, 07:50:40 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 17, 2023, 07:04:53 AMSweden.
Ah, thanks.  I saw the "Prince of Denmark Airforce Band" and so was thinking that the photo/location was in Denmark for some reason or another.  :)

Quote from: Brian on June 17, 2023, 07:32:21 AMLindberg is astonishing as a trombonist, and he really is amazing playing that bizarre/awful motorbike piece... about which my biggest complaint, by the way, is why does he have to point the trombone around at different people like it's a rifle?
I suspect that the moving of the trombone around is perhaps trying to imitate a motorbike traveling along a windy road and also maybe the leaning/movement of the cyclist?  I just watched a couple of minutes of it though.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 17, 2023, 08:55:06 AM
Maybe the one photo WAS in Denmark. I was more focused on shifting the blame for Lindberg's series of aesthetic choices.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on June 17, 2023, 06:41:47 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on June 17, 2023, 07:50:40 AMAh, thanks.  I saw the "Prince of Denmark Airforce Band" and so was thinking that the photo/location was in Denmark for some reason or another.  :)
I suspect that the moving of the trombone around is perhaps trying to imitate a motorbike traveling along a windy road and also maybe the leaning/movement of the cyclist?  I just watched a couple of minutes of it though.

PD


That's why I had to turn it off. It was making me dizzy.

Meanwhile, here [courtesy of Dry Brett in the Listening thread], is some excellent artwork ruined by titles in a font that clashes rather severely with it.  Proof that even the Golden Age of LPs could produce bad design choices

(https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b2731cbb211dfe7278d771b6f49b)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 17, 2023, 08:31:24 PM
Um...

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODg5MzU4My4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2MTU0NTk2Nzl9)

What Robert Simpson actually looked like:

(https://works-files.s3.amazonaws.com/4622a9a2-6b09-4b7d-b80d-c83158d5efeb)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on June 18, 2023, 08:09:28 AM
That acrylic portrait is part of the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic art collection.  It was completed by Anthony Michael Dorrell.  It might not be the Mona Lisa, but it was auctioned off for a hundred pounds.

Source (https://www.invaluable.com/artist/dorrell-anthony-michael-va8e8t5cvz/sold-at-auction-prices/)

It is art, not a photograph.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 18, 2023, 09:51:49 AM
Quote from: DavidW on June 18, 2023, 08:09:28 AMThat acrylic portrait is part of the Royal Liverpool Philharmonic art collection.  It was completed by Anthony Michael Dorrell.  It might not be the Mona Lisa, but it was auctioned off for a hundred pounds.

Source (https://www.invaluable.com/artist/dorrell-anthony-michael-va8e8t5cvz/sold-at-auction-prices/)

It is art, not a photograph.
I wonder why they sold it?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 19, 2023, 12:55:26 AM
Quote from: DavidW on June 18, 2023, 08:09:28 AMIt is art, not a photograph.
But allow me to say that it isn't very good.... >:D

and that is why they sold it....



 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: aukhawk on June 20, 2023, 07:59:21 AM
Quote from: Brian on June 17, 2023, 07:32:21 AMLindberg is astonishing as a trombonist, and he really is amazing playing that bizarre/awful motorbike piece... about which my biggest complaint, by the way, is why does he have to point the trombone around at different people like it's a rifle?

I think playing the trombone is a bit like riding a penny-farthing - it's not for shy retiring types or shrinking violets.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: LKB on June 25, 2023, 12:24:17 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 12, 2023, 06:21:55 PMI now have the urge to shout "Cachao!" with jazz hands.

For a second l thought he had grabbed his own butt for the photo. That would certainly merit a " Cachao! " in my book.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: LKB on June 25, 2023, 12:26:13 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:06:01 AM(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/musicforplants.jpg)

Those plants look bored to me, not a good sign.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on June 25, 2023, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on June 06, 2023, 12:06:01 AM(https://www.ludwig-van.com/toronto/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/musicforplants.jpg)

When you're so rich that even your plants receive their own concerts...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 25, 2023, 08:11:39 AM
Quote from: DavidW on June 25, 2023, 07:27:45 AMWhen you're so rich that even your plants receive their own concerts...
I'm curious as to which actual pieces of music are being played on this album?

PD

p.s.  I'd expect all of that CO2 that they are expelling whilst playing is good for them!  The plants I mean.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on June 25, 2023, 08:41:55 AM
Quote from: DavidW on June 25, 2023, 07:27:45 AMWhen you're so rich that even your plants receive their own concerts...

To leave your friends or foes green with envy  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on June 26, 2023, 01:03:38 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on June 25, 2023, 08:11:39 AMI'm curious as to which actual pieces of music are being played on this album?

PD



From Discogs:

Various – Music For Your Plants
Label:   Carmel Records – 1001
Format:   Vinyl, LP
Country:   US
Released:   1975

Vivaldi*–   The Four Seasons, "Spring"
Mozart*–   Clarinet Concerto, Second Movement
Beethoven*–   Symphony No. 6, First Movement
Mendelssohn*–   Midsummer Night's Dream, "Scherzo"
Tchaikovsky*–   Nutcracker Suite, "Waltz Of The Flowers"
Grieg*–   Concerto In A Minor, Op. 16, Second Movement

https://www.discogs.com/release/1474386-Various-Music-For-Your-Plants (https://www.discogs.com/release/1474386-Various-Music-For-Your-Plants)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 01:29:03 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on June 26, 2023, 01:03:38 AMFrom Discogs:

Various – Music For Your Plants
Label:   Carmel Records – 1001
Format:   Vinyl, LP
Country:   US
Released:   1975

Vivaldi*–   The Four Seasons, "Spring"
Mozart*–   Clarinet Concerto, Second Movement
Beethoven*–   Symphony No. 6, First Movement
Mendelssohn*–   Midsummer Night's Dream, "Scherzo"
Tchaikovsky*–   Nutcracker Suite, "Waltz Of The Flowers"
Grieg*–   Concerto In A Minor, Op. 16, Second Movement

https://www.discogs.com/release/1474386-Various-Music-For-Your-Plants (https://www.discogs.com/release/1474386-Various-Music-For-Your-Plants)

So it really is a kind of literal notion of: we think your plants will like this.

I'm guessing this was released at one of those times when popular/populist science said that plants would respond to music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 26, 2023, 01:34:46 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 01:29:03 AMSo it really is a kind of literal notion of: we think your plants will like this.

I'm guessing this was released at one of those times when popular/populist science said that plants would respond to music.

A vocal sequel could have been released too: the Flowers Duet from Lakme, La fleur que tu m'avais jete from Carmen, Rachmaninoff's Lilacs, Schumann's Du bist wie eine Blume, Faure's Roses d'Ispahan and, to end with a touch of crossover, The Last Rose of Summer.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 01:38:19 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 26, 2023, 01:34:46 AMA vocal sequel could have been released too: the Flowers Duet from Lakme, La fleur que tu m'avais jete from Carmen, Rachmaninoff's Lilacs, Schumann's Du bist wie eine Blume, Faure's Roses d'Ispahan and, to end with a touch of crossover, The Last Rose of Summer.  ;D

I fear, though, you're missing the key point of the repertoire choice: it's all distinctly safe and designed to appeal to the very casual classical listener who is only buying this because they were told it was good for their African violets.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on June 26, 2023, 01:51:31 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 01:38:19 AMI fear, though, you're missing the key point of the repertoire choice: it's all distinctly safe and designed to appeal to the very casual classical listener who is only buying this because they were told it was good for their African violets.

Yes, my repertoire is decidedly risqué in the context.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on June 26, 2023, 02:23:07 AM
Quote from: Florestan on June 26, 2023, 01:51:31 AMYes, my repertoire is decidedly risqué in the context.  :D
OMG, you're right - the Flower duet definitely makes for highly eroticized LP cover design! ;)

(https://vinylrevelations.com/media/catalog/product/cache/78a0368010e4abaf649a7ddd8d8268d9/3/9/3967525N21023073189.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on June 26, 2023, 06:44:01 AM
Quote from: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 01:29:03 AMSo it really is a kind of literal notion of: we think your plants will like this.

I'm guessing this was released at one of those times when popular/populist science said that plants would respond to music.

Do you remember Mozart for babies?

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51DYZ5Ko9-L._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on June 26, 2023, 07:42:32 AM
Quote from: DavidW on June 26, 2023, 06:44:01 AMDo you remember Mozart for babies?

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51DYZ5Ko9-L._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
I remember that one!  Or at least hearing about it as I didn't purchase it.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 26, 2023, 02:28:58 PM
Quote from: DavidW on June 26, 2023, 06:44:01 AMDo you remember Mozart for babies?

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51DYZ5Ko9-L._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)

Yes, I had that in mind. Many, many albums issued.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on June 26, 2023, 10:40:36 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on June 25, 2023, 08:11:39 AMI'm curious as to which actual pieces of music are being played on this album?

PD

p.s.  I'd expect all of that CO2 that they are expelling whilst playing is good for them!  The plants I mean.

Here's the Discogs link (https://www.discogs.com/release/1474386-Various-Music-For-Your-Plants).

(https://i.discogs.com/-YheE0BgH5IuR2Xz41kF3Vq23B8VyhkFzvjjw9_7DbY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:594/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0NzQz/ODYtMTU0MzE4MDIx/Ni0zMTgzLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/rk8GJ3haITFtKbrPrmD0cEn1E5apx1Xr7OyQYd0TTwE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0NzQz/ODYtMTQwNjc1MzY0/OC01NjQ5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/1DBzDBSXnYfVZ1x_46Lbj3ELgL-OgCZA7dZf-sFh-ws/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0NzQz/ODYtMTQwNjc1MzY1/MC0yOTEwLmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/dhcc_1sQNrsDppZGrFrY0fiRRnZPecDUgGDmHPhR68E/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:593/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0NzQz/ODYtMTU4ODUzNjQ0/NC01Mjg4LmpwZWc.jpeg)



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on June 27, 2023, 04:59:28 AM
There you go, I should have read the back cover. Absolutely they were going for the "It's Science!" market.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 01, 2023, 06:40:43 AM
(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=e8P1rtYtoxkYHmNjj7umaFWnbEN5fCjifro6xhIBuB4=&f=4)

Again, hardly the worst, but it sure makes the title look like cheap junk.

And the very unnecessary quotation marks look more like scare quotes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:17:03 PM
I saw this in WAY2N thread:

(https://storage.highresaudio.com/2020/11/25/qvhju4-schmidtsym-preview-m3.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 03, 2023, 05:24:50 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:17:03 PMI saw this in WAY2N thread:

(https://storage.highresaudio.com/2020/11/25/qvhju4-schmidtsym-preview-m3.jpg)

Any clues as to what music is on the album??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:38:48 PM
Quote from: Madiel on July 03, 2023, 05:24:50 PMAny clues as to what music is on the album??

Franz Schmidt: Symphony No. 4
Rudi Stephan: Music for orchestra

Performed by: Kirill Petrenko, Berliner Philharmoniker
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 03, 2023, 06:31:29 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:17:03 PMI saw this in WAY2N thread:

(https://storage.highresaudio.com/2020/11/25/qvhju4-schmidtsym-preview-m3.jpg)

I was tempted to post it here when Todd first posted it in the Purchases thread.
WHAT IS IT?

It looks like a jawbone with teeth in place..
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: JBS on July 03, 2023, 06:31:29 PMI was tempted to post it here when Todd first posted it in the Purchases thread.
WHAT IS IT?

It looks like a jawbone with teeth in place..


That was exactly my question. Looks rather weird if you ask me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 03, 2023, 06:46:49 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:17:03 PMI saw this in WAY2N thread:

(https://storage.highresaudio.com/2020/11/25/qvhju4-schmidtsym-preview-m3.jpg)

That made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 07:06:43 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 03, 2023, 06:46:49 PMThat made me laugh out loud.

I didn't expect that reaction from anyone!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 03, 2023, 07:11:50 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 07:06:43 PMI didn't expect that reaction from anyone!

A part of me wants to know what it is, but another part of me doesn't want to know at all because it'll probably end up being something utterly ordinary.

At the moment, though, it's anything but ordinary.

That cover is one of the freakiest things I've ever seen for classical music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 03, 2023, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 03, 2023, 05:17:03 PMI saw this in WAY2N thread:

(https://storage.highresaudio.com/2020/11/25/qvhju4-schmidtsym-preview-m3.jpg)

The cover matches the conductor. Is it possible to imagine such a cover in the Karajan era with the BPO?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Valentino on July 03, 2023, 09:03:31 PM
I would not guess what that is, but it's probably not Karajan decomposing.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 03, 2023, 11:01:22 PM
Quote from: Valentino on July 03, 2023, 09:03:31 PMI would not guess what that is, but it's probably not Karajan decomposing.

If it were a Karajan fragment, that would be the only remarkable thing about this release.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 04, 2023, 03:03:09 AM
Achtung! Art -  Vorsicht ! Kunst !

It is a work by Rosemarie Trockel : "Art brut"

"Nicht weniger aufwändig ist die ästhetische Umsetzung der Hardcover-Editionen. Jede Produktion erscheint in einem exklusiven Design mit umfangreichem Booklet. Die Bildsprache des Layouts entsteht in Kooperation mit bekannten Künstlerinnen und Künstlern wie Rosemarie Trockel oder Wolfgang Tillmans. Auf diese Weise vermitteln die Produktionen der Berliner Philharmoniker Recordings – gefragte Collector's Items – ein umfassendes multimediales Musikerlebnis."

"The aesthetic implementation of the hardcover editions is no less complex. Each production appears in an exclusive design with a comprehensive booklet. The visual language of the layout is created in cooperation with well-known artists such as Rosemarie Trockel or Wolfgang Tillmans. In this way, the productions of the Berliner Philharmoniker Recordings convey- popular collector's items - a comprehensive multimedia music experience."

Rosemarie (https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemarie_Trockel)

Source: https://www.berliner-philharmoniker-recordings.com/about-us.html?___store=rec_de

Wolfgang (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Tillmans)

and, more generally : art brut (https://www.tate.org.uk/art/art-terms/a/art-brut)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 04, 2023, 03:14:36 AM
My bigger concern is simply the lack of any text to identify the music. Though this could be a little misleading. There's a box set which DOES have text, and maybe this is just one disc out of the box?

https://www.berliner-philharmoniker-recordings.com/petrenko-edition-1.html
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 04, 2023, 04:15:48 AM
I was thinking that it was perhaps dentures for a dinosaur? 🧐

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 04, 2023, 04:17:45 AM
https://www.eclassical.com/shop/17115/art58/5059758-08fbe2-4260306183548_01.pdf

and:
Since the early 1980s, Rosemarie Trockel (born in Schwerte in 1952) has been one of the most versatile and pioneering female artists in contemporary art. Her collages, knitted pictures, sculptures, installations and film works explore social role-models, gender-specific behaviour and cultural codes which she combines with discourses from philosophy, theology, and the natural sciences. In these works, Trockel investigates both contemporary and historical discourses concerning artistic and social identity. Her feminist perspective challenges the concept of the male artistic genius and formulates an emphatic criticism both of the art world and of restrictive social norms with regard to social and sexual identity. Her first exhibitions took place at the galleries of Monika Sprüth in Cologne and Philomene Magers in Bonn, both in 1983. Most recently, her works have been exhibited at Moderna Museet in Malmö (2018/19), at the Pinacoteca Giovanni e Marella Agnelli in Turin (2016), and at the Kunsthaus Bregenz (2015). In 2012/13, she presented a touring exhibition at the Museo Nacional Centro de Arte Reina Sofía in Madrid, the New Museum in New York, and the Serpentine Gallery in London, plus another touring exhibition at WIELS in Brussels, the Culturgest in Lisbon and the Museion in Bolzano. Her 2005 retrospective "Post-Menopause" was shown at the Museum Ludwig in Cologne and at the MAXXI in Rome. In 1999, she became the first female artist to represent Germany at the Venice Biennale, and in 1997, she took part in documenta X in Kassel.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2023, 04:49:59 PM
Beauty Farm are at it again:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61t9RhLamyL._SL1000_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61PZUEn13KL._SL1450_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 10, 2023, 06:03:32 PM
Yikes.

The second one is more meh than terrible, but the first one has enough terrible left over to cover it.

How is the music, by the way? Anyone heard it?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 10, 2023, 06:13:40 PM
Quote from: KevinP on July 10, 2023, 06:03:32 PMYikes.

The second one is more meh than terrible, but the first one has enough terrible left over to cover it.

How is the music, by the way? Anyone heard it?



Do what @Harry does: print out different artwork and use it to cover over the official artwork.

As for the music, Beauty Farm is generally good, although I like this Gombert CD less than some of their others.

The Barbireau CD is fairly new. I think among GMH  only @Que has heard it so far.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 10, 2023, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 10, 2023, 04:49:59 PMBeauty Farm are at it again:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61t9RhLamyL._SL1000_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61PZUEn13KL._SL1450_.jpg)

By Beauty Farm standards, the 2nd in particular is a pleasant surprise.

This is not an endorsement by any means. It just means my eyeballs are singed rather than completely burned.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 11, 2023, 02:24:03 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41C52XCK2ML._UF894,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

By no means bad, but there wasn't quite enough bassoon in the painting for me to say, 'Oh, she's holding a bassoon' until I read the text.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 14, 2023, 03:10:53 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81z0HeBP6yL._AC_SY450_.jpg)

It's not the cover per se...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 01:37:40 AM
Quote from: KevinP on July 14, 2023, 03:10:53 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81z0HeBP6yL._AC_SY450_.jpg)

It's not the cover per se...

The guy clearly liked his puns.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on July 15, 2023, 01:55:46 AM
we're talking about a manne hole cover...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 01:58:56 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on July 15, 2023, 01:55:46 AMwe're talking about a manne hole cover...

Leave.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on July 15, 2023, 02:00:30 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 01:58:56 AMLeave.

Technically, the best way to find new depths  :P 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 15, 2023, 02:18:10 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 01:58:56 AMLeave.
LOL  ;D

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on July 15, 2023, 04:07:56 AM
Quote from: KevinP on July 14, 2023, 03:10:53 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81z0HeBP6yL._AC_SY450_.jpg)

It's not the cover per se...

That doesn't look so bad. By the standard of low-budget error-strewn jazz LP covers, even pretty good.

Puns aren't the best, but there are boatloads of both "Shelly Manne and his Men" and "At the Manne-Hole" (the latter by many artists) albums.

Maybe the combination is pun-heavy?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 15, 2023, 04:54:15 AM
Well, I was referring to the sexual connotations that phrase might evoke today.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 05:02:57 AM
Quote from: KevinP on July 15, 2023, 04:54:15 AMWell, I was referring to the sexual connotations that phrase might evoke today.

I don't know what kind of people you're hanging out with to get that evocation.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on July 15, 2023, 06:10:35 AM
Quote from: KevinP on July 15, 2023, 04:54:15 AMWell, I was referring to the sexual connotations that phrase might evoke today.

Yeah, that's true. Club called "the Manne-Hole" would be something very different today.  :D

I lived in NYC during the '80s when people often joked about clubs with names like "The Ramrod", so nothing surprises me any more.  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 15, 2023, 06:42:20 AM
The Ramrod was a gay bar. So far I'm wondering whether what we have here is a couple of heterosexuals imagining, wrongly, how queers like me actually talk.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 15, 2023, 07:13:11 AM
Quote from: T. D. on July 15, 2023, 06:10:35 AMpeople often joked about clubs with names like "The Ramrod"
Alas, it is a gruesome story!

Ramrod massacre (https://www.villagepreservation.org/2018/11/20/remembering-the-ramrod-massacre/)

Back to bad cd or lp covers...so "bad" they're funny:

(https://i.etsystatic.com/22059359/r/il/f20890/3343563415/il_600x600.3343563415_grup.jpg)

Asterix at the symphony....
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 15, 2023, 08:07:29 AM
Quote from: pjme on July 15, 2023, 07:13:11 AMAlas, it is a gruesome story!

Ramrod massacre (https://www.villagepreservation.org/2018/11/20/remembering-the-ramrod-massacre/)

Back to bad cd or lp covers...so "bad" they're funny:

(https://i.etsystatic.com/22059359/r/il/f20890/3343563415/il_600x600.3343563415_grup.jpg)

Asterix at the symphony....

Does "recorded in Europe" give it extra rhapsodicness?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 16, 2023, 04:00:07 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71kOs7j7rAL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

Looks like a budget Greatest Hits.

The work listed is apparently the only one on the disc. That makes the whole disc around 20 minutes.

It's also on-demand CD-R, so I'm guessing this company or series is well-known for uninspiring cover art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 16, 2023, 05:00:35 PM
Quote from: KevinP on July 16, 2023, 04:00:07 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71kOs7j7rAL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

Looks like a budget Greatest Hits.

The work listed is apparently the only one on the disc. That makes the whole disc around 20 minutes.

It's also on-demand CD-R, so I'm guessing this company or series is well-known for uninspiring cover art.

I bet you it's not intended to be a "disc" at all. Designed for streaming.

Frankly there's nothing wrong with it as a basic cover for that purpose.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 16, 2023, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: KevinP on July 16, 2023, 04:00:07 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71kOs7j7rAL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

Looks like a budget Greatest Hits.

The work listed is apparently the only one on the disc. That makes the whole disc around 20 minutes.

It's also on-demand CD-R, so I'm guessing this company or series is well-known for uninspiring cover art.

I have this CD from the same label:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/zvgAAOSw5upkmq-N/s-l500.jpg)

It contains one track lasting 15 minutes. (Yes, really.)

Discogs doesn't even list it (but it does list the record company: Essential Media Mod (https://www.discogs.com/label/1109261-Essential-Media-Mod)).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2023, 06:31:58 PM
I don't know if this one's been posted already, but I just saw it on the Internets and thought, "What?"

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pdn7rbFLro4/YJCkUzNaTfI/AAAAAAABGDA/A5REweO0yFMHnRBG0IM-qLKB2l-9A0cmQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1400/Bach%2B-%2BMotets%2B-%2BJohn%2BEliot%2BGardiner%2B%2528SDG%252C%2B24-48%2529.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 19, 2023, 01:17:02 AM
To me it is all very clear:

Fürchte dich nicht and Singet dem Herrn ein neues Lied.  ;)

A joyfyl, slightly funny, happy photograph for often joyful music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 19, 2023, 01:54:55 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2023, 06:31:58 PMI don't know if this one's been posted already, but I just saw it on the Internets and thought, "What?"

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pdn7rbFLro4/YJCkUzNaTfI/AAAAAAABGDA/A5REweO0yFMHnRBG0IM-qLKB2l-9A0cmQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1400/Bach%2B-%2BMotets%2B-%2BJohn%2BEliot%2BGardiner%2B%2528SDG%252C%2B24-48%2529.jpg)

Just goes to show how little care companies put into their cover art. This is a photograph of the fifth violin sonata.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 19, 2023, 02:31:42 AM
(https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/354260539_737709471688019_7407884498948960136_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s960x960&_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=e3f864&_nc_ohc=UPdPRhj3kbQAX_ck6GN&_nc_ht=scontent-ams4-1.xx&oh=00_AfCozuwBtT23s8A1SL5SjPXd_VGefLqx15W5JOgKUNk-DA&oe=64BD4C9A)

(https://media.s-bol.com/NPJr6KN7ypK/550x557.jpg)(https://www.opusklassiek.nl/cd-recensies/cd-aw/afbeeldingen/bach86.jpg)

(https://img.fruugo.com/product/9/84/725273849_max.jpg)

Et voilà! Welcome Bach, in the 21st century.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 19, 2023, 05:55:22 AM
We are again straying into "I don't understand it, therefore it's bad" territory.

Which is both a logical fallacy and contrary to the title of the thread. "What?" is not a statement of poor quality.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2023, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 18, 2023, 06:31:58 PMI don't know if this one's been posted already, but I just saw it on the Internets and thought, "What?"

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pdn7rbFLro4/YJCkUzNaTfI/AAAAAAABGDA/A5REweO0yFMHnRBG0IM-qLKB2l-9A0cmQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1400/Bach%2B-%2BMotets%2B-%2BJohn%2BEliot%2BGardiner%2B%2528SDG%252C%2B24-48%2529.jpg)

Quote from: KevinP on July 19, 2023, 01:54:55 AMJust goes to show how little care companies put into their cover art. This is a photograph of the fifth violin sonata.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2023, 05:55:32 PM
Quote from: Madiel on July 19, 2023, 05:55:22 AMWe are again straying into "I don't understand it, therefore it's bad" territory.

Which is both a logical fallacy and contrary to the title of the thread. "What?" is not a statement of poor quality.

My "What?" was a short-hand way of saying "What on Earth does that photo have to do with the music?"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 20, 2023, 04:48:20 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 19, 2023, 05:55:32 PMMy "What?" was a short-hand way of saying "What on Earth does that photo have to do with the music?"

I know. That's exactly my point. Whether you understand the relationship to the music has nothing to do with whether the cover looks bad.

Plus I've lost count of the number of times that an explanation of the cover has been revealed by someone else later on.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 20, 2023, 06:07:05 AM
You can safely bet that without such cover, few people will be interested in guitar pieces by 19th century female composers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 20, 2023, 10:38:48 AM
Stunning! So bad it makes me sad.
And it is not funny.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 20, 2023, 11:44:36 AM
I can't tell if you are speaking ill of the composers and their music, or the performer, or the record label for choosing the photo?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 20, 2023, 11:48:57 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 20, 2023, 11:44:36 AMI can't tell if you are speaking ill of the composers and their music, or the performer, or the record label for choosing the photo?
Um, he changed his original posting quite a bit.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 20, 2023, 12:43:03 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 20, 2023, 11:48:57 AMUm, he changed his original posting quite a bit.

PD
???  ???
not sure what to say or think then

(Except that I think the cover is fine.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on July 20, 2023, 01:33:00 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODI1NzAyOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0ODYzNzcyNTN9)

Not a bad cover as such, although fairly unremarkably artistically, but the title - seriously?  I wondered if it was a contemporary quote, but doesn't seem to be.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on July 20, 2023, 02:14:46 PM
Quote from: DaveF on July 20, 2023, 01:33:00 PM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODI1NzAyOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0ODYzNzcyNTN9)

Not a bad cover as such, although fairly unremarkably artistically, but the title - seriously?  I wondered if it was a contemporary quote, but doesn't seem to be.

Sounds like a good name for a punk rock band "Queen Mary's Big Belly." :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 20, 2023, 02:15:23 PM
It would certainly make me stop and look in a CD store!

...if CD stores still existed  :(
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on July 20, 2023, 02:18:19 PM
Quote from: Brian on July 20, 2023, 02:15:23 PMIt would certainly make me stop and look in a CD store!

...if CD stores still existed  :(

It is funny that I see record shops but not cd stores!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 21, 2023, 01:01:22 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 20, 2023, 11:44:36 AMI can't tell if you are speaking ill of the composers and their music, or the performer, or the record label for choosing the photo?
Worst looking CD covers = record label + performer + art direction etc.
Mrs. Mathiessen isn't well advised artistically. The photo is just cheap and vulgar.
The music may be -at least - interesting. 

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on July 21, 2023, 01:05:04 AM
Quote from: DavidW on July 20, 2023, 02:14:46 PMSounds like a good name for a punk rock band "Queen Mary's Big Belly." :laugh:

Lead Belly... Bellowhead... they would be following in a fine tradition.

I'd always imagined that Bel Edifice et Les Pressentiments was a French girl band.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 21, 2023, 01:25:26 AM
Quote from: Brian on July 20, 2023, 12:43:03 PM???  ???
not sure what to say or think then

(Except that I think the cover is fine.)

It would be interesting to get an opinion on the cover from the artist herself.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 21, 2023, 01:32:33 AM
" Long-awaited news of a Tudor royal birth winged its way to London on 30 April 1555. A male heir had been born: a pledge of dynastic fertility after decades of royal stillbirths, miscarriages and marital misadventures. This was surely a sign of God's pleasure with Mary I (1516-1558) and a vindication of her mission to restore Catholic religion, reverse the doctrinal experiments of the previous two decades, and return England to its historic place in Europe. The bells of London accordingly rang out while Te Deum laudamus, the traditional hymn of thanksgiving, was sung by the city's choirs.

The festivities came to an abrupt end on 1 May. Yesterday's news had been a mere rumour: there was to be no royal birth, not yet at least. 'It turned out otherwise to the pleasure of God', wrote the merchant-tailor Henry Machyn, assuring himself that the birth would happen 'whenever it pleases God'. At thirty-nine years old Queen Mary was superannuated by sixteenth-century obstetric standards, but her pregnancy was generally deemed credible and she had not yet come to term by 1 May. The summer months drew on, but still no news. Long after the original due date, Mary eventually gave up hope, withdrawing from Hampton Court to Oatlands Palace in the first days of August.
There would be no apotheosis in 1555, but it had been tantalizingly imminent. This disc explores the musical traces of an extraordinary year of hopes raised and dashed. The music performed here resonates with the circumstances of the mid-1550s, even if some of the items were composed outside Mary's own reign; some pieces stemmed from the royal ceremonies in which Mary participated as queen; and some of the music sung here can be directly tied to the specific events of 1554-5, including a newly-reconstructed Litany which was performed during Mary's assumed pregnancy. The viewpoint shifts from the streets of London and its suburbs, through the ceremonial grandeur of the royal palaces and their chapels, to the intimacy of the queen's birthing chamber."

Read (much) more at https://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/dc.asp?dc=D_SIGCD464

(https://www.fineartstorehouse.com/p/629/queen-mary-i-15502413.jpg.webp)

1875 engraving of Mary.
Not bad, I'd say....

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 21, 2023, 02:47:27 AM
Quote from: DavidW on July 20, 2023, 02:18:19 PMIt is funny that I see record shops but not cd stores!
In my area, they are normally a combo--though they don't always carry new CDs.  My favorite store in the area has about half and half plus DVDs (all used).  They are happy to order new CDs and LPs for people.  For Record Store Days, they will order a bunch of new LPs too.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 25, 2023, 10:02:10 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1523960.html#msg1523960)" thread:

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Z6BTSK8/image.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 25, 2023, 11:33:00 PM
And is this because you think the cat is badly photographed, or just because you haven't attempted to understand why they chose a picture of a cat?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 25, 2023, 11:45:58 PM
(https://shop.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/1557494099.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 26, 2023, 12:51:04 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 25, 2023, 10:02:10 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1523960.html#msg1523960)" thread:

(https://i.postimg.cc/7Z6BTSK8/image.png)

In terms of artwork style, this album seems to be released on the Tzadik label. Definitely, the label has released some great albums both in terms of content and artwork too, but a lot of their output is nothing more than sonic junk. First of all, countless recordings by Mr Zorn himself.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 26, 2023, 01:51:52 AM
Mr. Wuorinen and his cat.

(https://myscena.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/unnamed-9.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vandermolen on July 26, 2023, 03:32:03 AM
Quote from: pjme on July 26, 2023, 01:51:52 AMMr. Wuorinen and his cat. Lovely!

(https://myscena.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/unnamed-9.jpg)
Intelligent looking cat!
 :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on July 26, 2023, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 25, 2023, 11:45:58 PM(https://shop.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/1557494099.jpg)
Laser beam eyes!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on July 26, 2023, 07:17:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 25, 2023, 11:45:58 PM(https://shop.new-art.nl/content/img/new_products/1557494099.jpg)(https://www.de-veluwenaar.nl/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/st-hubertus-zw-1.jpg)
I was reminded of the legend of Saint Hubertus.
But, again, I cannot say that this "bad" or silly design.
At the Lawo website one can read the booklet. No explanations are given about the choice of the photographs .
Possibly , "(herd)STUDY", by Smørdal has inspired the art directors he..."has attempted to explore different ways in which the musicians and the pitches can behave like a "flock".

Lawo cd (https://lawostore.no/assets/files-rte/booklet_lawo/LWC1177_Ensemble_Ernst_Xtended_Hearts_and_Unheard_Herds_ebooklet.pdf)

I'm convinced we can all find really bad cd / LP design!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 26, 2023, 08:09:53 AM
Quote from: Madiel on July 25, 2023, 11:33:00 PMAnd is this because you think the cat is badly photographed, or just because you haven't attempted to understand why they chose a picture of a cat?
Isn't that his cat?  I'm thinking of a picture that I saw some time ago of I believe that it was of Wuorinen and his cat?

PD

p.s.  Edit:  And I see that others have already found the picture that I was going to post! lol :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 26, 2023, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on July 26, 2023, 12:51:04 AMIn terms of artwork style, this album seems to be released on the Tzadik label. Definitely, the label has released some great albums both in terms of content and artwork too, but a lot of their output is nothing more than sonic junk. First of all, countless recordings by Mr Zorn himself.
Well, I owe it to him to at least check out some of his music--as he is a cat lover!  ;)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 26, 2023, 08:27:28 AM
This is the info from Wuorinen's web-site:

"His Lepton for celesta, harp, and piano is named after one of his cats. A lepton is a subatomic particle; Lepton, the cat, was so named because she is herself small, and was frequently "leapt-upon" by an older cat. Whether, like the subatomic particle her namesake, she has a spin of 1/2 and is not subject to strong force is open to interpretation."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on July 26, 2023, 08:40:37 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on July 26, 2023, 08:27:28 AMThis is the info from Wuorinen's web-site:

"His Lepton for celesta, harp, and piano is named after one of his cats. A lepton is a subatomic particle; Lepton, the cat, was so named because she is herself small, and was frequently "leapt-upon" by an older cat. Whether, like the subatomic particle her namesake, she has a spin of 1/2 and is not subject to strong force is open to interpretation."
lol  ;D I can't find that work on youtube; however, there are some other works there.  Currently trying out his "New York Notes for Ensemble".

By the way, do you have any pets?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 26, 2023, 09:36:59 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 26, 2023, 08:40:37 AMlol  ;D I can't find that work on youtube; however, there are some other works there.  Currently trying out his "New York Notes for Ensemble".

By the way, do you have any pets?

PD

I love cats and dogs, but we can't afford to have pet at home. We moved constantly between Ukraine and other places before the war, mostly India but not exclusively, and will probably resume travelling after the war is over.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 26, 2023, 12:37:44 PM
Holy...  :o

(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music116/v4/17/8a/1c/178a1cb8-74b9-deb4-1fbd-d1548d8efedf/8720996316023.png/1200x1200bf-60.jpg)

And there are more!

(https://cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/a1702878d5e938c3a333f395459ce4fd/500x500.jpg)(https://i.kfs.io/album/global/213868516,0v1/fit/500x500.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 26, 2023, 04:02:05 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 26, 2023, 12:37:44 PMHoly...  :o

(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music116/v4/17/8a/1c/178a1cb8-74b9-deb4-1fbd-d1548d8efedf/8720996316023.png/1200x1200bf-60.jpg)

And there are more!

(https://cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/a1702878d5e938c3a333f395459ce4fd/500x500.jpg)(https://i.kfs.io/album/global/213868516,0v1/fit/500x500.jpg)

Fabulous. Photoshop Gone Wild!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 26, 2023, 04:17:19 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 26, 2023, 12:37:44 PMHoly...  :o

(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music116/v4/17/8a/1c/178a1cb8-74b9-deb4-1fbd-d1548d8efedf/8720996316023.png/1200x1200bf-60.jpg)

And there are more!

(https://cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/a1702878d5e938c3a333f395459ce4fd/500x500.jpg)(https://i.kfs.io/album/global/213868516,0v1/fit/500x500.jpg)

'A proffesional cover artist costs HOW MUCH??' (picks up phone, goes to app store)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on July 26, 2023, 04:55:34 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on July 26, 2023, 08:09:53 AMIsn't that his cat?  I'm thinking of a picture that I saw some time ago of I believe that it was of Wuorinen and his cat?

PD

p.s.  Edit:  And I see that others have already found the picture that I was going to post! lol :D

That wasn't my question. My question is whether the original poster thought the artwork was poor, or whether the original poster yet again hadn't done the work of understanding why the album had that picture.

Because if the latter this is yet again a case of other people being able to figure out why the album has a picture of a cat.

The thread is not titled "explain this artwork to me because I can't google". And I know for a fact that I'm not the only one who's getting really tired of a couple of people using the thread that way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on July 26, 2023, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 26, 2023, 04:02:05 PMFabulous. Photoshop Gone Wild!

Quote from: KevinP on July 26, 2023, 04:17:19 PM'A proffesional cover artist costs HOW MUCH??' (picks up phone, goes to app store)

;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on July 26, 2023, 06:04:34 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on July 26, 2023, 12:37:44 PMHoly...  :o


And there are more!

...

Yowzah. When it comes to dubious cover art, just call Christian Lindberg "The Mailman"...he always delivers!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 26, 2023, 06:19:30 PM
Quote from: T. D. on July 26, 2023, 06:04:34 PMYowzah. When it comes to dubious cover art, just call Christian Lindberg "The Mailman"...he always delivers!  :o  ;D

The Christmas one is so wierd (not to mention the title) I have to suspect it was done to be intentionally bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: vers la flamme on July 26, 2023, 06:32:14 PM
Has anyone heard the Christmas Hangover album? What does that even sound like?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on July 26, 2023, 06:52:28 PM
Quote from: vers la flamme on July 26, 2023, 06:32:14 PMHas anyone heard the Christmas Hangover album? What does that even sound like?

You can sample it on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQYVGNN4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1

ETA
It's posted on his Youtube channel.
https://youtube.com/channel/UCC6BymKdsxU8EC0fRAa4Z1w

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2023, 03:33:56 PM
(https://www.talkclassical.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.talkclassical.com/attachments/1690494085469-png.194145/)

This is a minor annoyance, but an annoyance nonetheless. The folks on either side of the guy in the middle have no trouble looking at the camera, but not chappy in the middle. Oh no. He has to be looking at something else. Grrr.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2023, 04:43:02 PM
Ugh.

(https://i.discogs.com/HXJ6H4NyTLRGEDJM3G5CkZ9W6Lr9_FFw-k15_vqOLrY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:519/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE1OTEy/NDE0LTE2MDAwNzMx/ODUtMzkwNi5qcGVn.jpeg) (https://www.discogs.com/release/15912414-Hartmann-Bamberger-Symphoniker-Ingo-Metzmacher-Symphonies-1-8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on July 28, 2023, 12:15:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2023, 03:33:56 PM(https://www.talkclassical.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.talkclassical.com/attachments/1690494085469-png.194145/)

This is a minor annoyance, but an annoyance nonetheless. The folks on either side of the guy in the middle have no trouble looking at the camera, but not chappy in the middle. Oh no. He has to be looking at something else. Grrr.

The chap in the middle looks a bit like Sting.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on July 28, 2023, 01:01:49 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/c0/f4/ecc0f4d5fd60fa83def8986bc69ff5a8.jpg)

Ssh! They're undercover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 28, 2023, 01:24:30 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 27, 2023, 03:33:56 PMThe folks on either side of the guy in the middle have no trouble looking at the camera, but not chappy in the middle. Oh no. He has to be looking at something else. Grrr.

Honestly, and no offense meant, I find this comment extremely bad-taste-ish, given that not a full year has passed since the "chappy in the middle" died of cancer.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 28, 2023, 02:07:02 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 28, 2023, 01:24:30 AMHonestly, and no offense meant, I find this comment extremely bad-taste-ish, given that not a full year has passed since the "chappy in the middle" died of cancer.


+1
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 28, 2023, 02:28:20 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 28, 2023, 01:24:30 AMHonestly, and no offense meant, I find this comment extremely bad-taste-ish, given that not a full year has passed since the "chappy in the middle" died of cancer.


I had absolutely no idea. I simply responded to the photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on July 28, 2023, 02:34:37 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on July 28, 2023, 02:28:20 AMI had absolutely no idea. I simply responded to the photo.

That explains it all, then. I'm sorry if I sounded harsh towards you, it was a gut reaction.

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on July 28, 2023, 02:38:42 AM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTI0Njg2Mi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2MzQ2NDkwNjV9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2023, 02:13:54 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on July 28, 2023, 02:38:42 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTI0Njg2Mi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MzAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2MzQ2NDkwNjV9)

That looks like his hand — and it's freakin' me out.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on July 29, 2023, 02:15:36 AM
Quote from: Florestan on July 28, 2023, 02:34:37 AMThat explains it all, then. I'm sorry if I sounded harsh towards you, it was a gut reaction.

No problem.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 01:29:00 AM
(https://www.cmuse.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Barbara-Nessim-cover-artwork-for-Chopin-a-la-Moog-by-Hans-Wurman-1970.-My-regards-to-tripledefocus-thanks-for-the-hint-My-followers-are-creative-minds.-.jpg)

Or should I post this in the companion thread?

I studied with this guy for a couple semesters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on August 03, 2023, 01:37:39 AM
Did you study with Hans Wurman, or the graphic artists or any of the guys in the bottom row? ;)

(I think it's a great cover, but I probably could not stand the arrangements.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 02:11:40 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on August 03, 2023, 01:37:39 AMDid you study with Hans Wurman, or the graphic artists or any of the guys in the bottom row? ;)

(I think it's a great cover, but I probably could not stand the arrangements.)

With Wurman.

I like the cover too, but I don't think it would've fit in the Best Cover Art thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 03, 2023, 03:32:32 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 01:29:00 AM(https://www.cmuse.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Barbara-Nessim-cover-artwork-for-Chopin-a-la-Moog-by-Hans-Wurman-1970.-My-regards-to-tripledefocus-thanks-for-the-hint-My-followers-are-creative-minds.-.jpg)

Or should I post this in the companion thread?

I studied with this guy for a couple semesters.

I rather like it. Although adding in the beard makes him look a good deal more like Shakespeare than Chopin.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 03, 2023, 05:47:10 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 02:11:40 AMWith Wurman.

I like the cover too, but I don't think it would've fit in the Best Cover Art thread.
I think that it's pretty clever.

So, what did you get (learn) from your studies with him?  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 03, 2023, 06:02:45 AM
I find the Schubert Tetzlaff/Vogt cover haunting - it looks like the two surviving members are already remembering and mourning him, even while he's still in their presence. Really powerful pose.

Quote from: Madiel on July 26, 2023, 04:55:34 PMThat wasn't my question. My question is whether the original poster thought the artwork was poor, or whether the original poster yet again hadn't done the work of understanding why the album had that picture.

Because if the latter this is yet again a case of other people being able to figure out why the album has a picture of a cat.

The thread is not titled "explain this artwork to me because I can't google". And I know for a fact that I'm not the only one who's getting really tired of a couple of people using the thread that way.
I'm not OP but I take a lot of cat pictures  ;D  ;D and I can't imagine Mr. Wuorinen didn't have a better cat picture around somewhere. Between the lighting and all the dirt and gunk visible on the floor, it's not exactly a photo I'd show off.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 03, 2023, 07:48:58 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 02:11:40 AMI like the cover too, but I don't think it would've fit in the Best Cover Art thread.

If you like it, it doesn't fit here either then DOES IT?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 03, 2023, 03:02:58 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 03, 2023, 05:47:10 AMSo, what did you get (learn) from your studies with him?  :)

If you absolutely have to put two violins in unison, mute the second one. :-)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 06, 2023, 05:26:01 AM
Here finally we have a truly bad one to get this thread back on its feet, holy cow!!

Quote from: Todd on August 06, 2023, 04:40:32 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71izFvX-+sL._UF425,425_QL80_.jpg)

Todd, I hope the music is better than the cover art!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Todd on August 06, 2023, 05:31:12 AM
Quote from: DavidW on August 06, 2023, 05:26:01 AMHere finally we have a truly bad one to get this thread back on its feet, holy cow!!

Todd, I hope the music is better than the cover art!

Take a listen on YouTube.  The Handsome Beasts were self-aware in their cover choices.  It's 70s new wave metal - a bluesier Sabbath, if you will.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 02:53:43 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61fVGL9gTAL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)

That one reminded me of one of my least-favourite rock album covers:

(https://opuszine.us/_assets/reviews/_mediumCropped/glass-handed-kites-mew.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 02:55:23 PM
I would love someone to explain this one to me:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71v3qcMKsQL._SL1425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 03:47:50 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzk3MTYzOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 08, 2023, 04:07:19 PM
It's the flower in R*MANTIC that gets me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 04:46:20 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzk3MTYzOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)

Quote from: KevinP on August 08, 2023, 04:07:19 PMIt's the flower in R*MANTIC that gets me.

I also love how the word CONCERTO has been split to make way for Violin Guy's head.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 08, 2023, 04:55:56 PM
And shall we mention his drop shadow?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 06:04:31 PM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzk3MTYzOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)

Quote from: KevinP on August 08, 2023, 04:55:56 PMAnd shall we mention his drop shadow?

We shall!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 08, 2023, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 02:55:23 PMI would love someone to explain this one to me:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71v3qcMKsQL._SL1425_.jpg)

The cloth blown around by the wind under stormy clouds suggests the ephemerality of life?--hence Death and the Maiden.

I certainly like the photo itself.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 08, 2023, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 02:55:23 PMI would love someone to explain this one to me:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71v3qcMKsQL._SL1425_.jpg)

Google it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 10:27:03 PM
Quote from: Madiel on August 08, 2023, 08:29:59 PMGoogle it.

There's no fun in that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 09, 2023, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 10:27:03 PMThere's no fun in that.

So about equal with the current method.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 09, 2023, 04:00:55 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 03:47:50 PM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzk3MTYzOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)

That is indeed very bad! The craziest thing in my opinion is the white brick wall behind him which looks like prison wall. What is romantic about that? The flower as "O" letter looks like and desperate effort to have something "romantic" in there, because nothing else is. Another crazy thing is how the word "con  certos" dodge his head, but the word "Romantic" doesn't do that! While the "Romantic Violin Concertos" title is "shuffling" with the Nai-Yuan Hu, the rest of the texts take their own space in an ordered manner. Huh? Even the Delos logo is too close to the title as if there where no room elsewhere for it. It looks like the logo is "pushing the title too much up. It is a complete mess. Frankly I don't know how to redeem it. There just aren't easy fixes. It has to be totally re-designed from scratch:

- Get rid of the white brick wall. It is idiotic for "Romantic Violin Concertos"
- Try romantic colors for the background such as darker red
- Get rid of the stupid flower and restore the "o" letter
- Use "romantic" font (e.g. Snell Roundhand) instead of this childish "toy" font.
- Try shiny golden colour effect for the text.
- Find a solution for the "head blocking title" issue.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 09, 2023, 04:53:08 AM
Quote from: JBS on August 08, 2023, 06:20:50 PMThe cloth blown around by the wind under stormy clouds suggests the ephemerality of life?--hence Death and the Maiden.

I certainly like the photo itself.

That is one of my favorite covers in my cd collection.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 09, 2023, 06:48:36 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 09, 2023, 04:00:55 AM- Get rid of the white brick wall. It is idiotic for "Romantic Violin Concertos"
- Try romantic colors for the background such as darker red
- Get rid of the stupid flower and restore the "o" letter
- Use "romantic" font (e.g. Snell Roundhand) instead of this childish "toy" font.
- Try shiny golden colour effect for the text.
- Find a solution for the "head blocking title" issue.

Here's is my "proof of concept" of my suggestions.  8)

RVC_better_cover_art.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on August 09, 2023, 07:14:58 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 09, 2023, 06:48:36 AMHere's is my "proof of concept" of my suggestions.  8)

RVC_better_cover_art.jpg

Huge improvement. Tell me, are violin bows that long?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 09, 2023, 07:21:20 AM
Quote from: Irons on August 09, 2023, 07:14:58 AMHuge improvement. Tell me, are violin bows that long?

Thanks! In the original cover the bow is even longer! I am not a violinist myself so I don't know!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 09, 2023, 12:48:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 03:47:50 PM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzk3MTYzOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI0ODR9)

Delos must have assigned that one to a summer intern who was learning Photoshop on the fly. On the plus side, it probably didn't cost them very much.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 22, 2023, 04:02:56 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/514Q87Y9xdL._SY300_SX300_QL70_FMwebp_.jpg)

My only issue is the cropping. It's cut off at a really strange point at the bottom, and not in a way that adds anything. It's not as if it's adding an element of ambiguity that's making me wonder what's not depicted.

By way of contrast, I like this one:
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Amq3fUl5L._SX425_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on August 22, 2023, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 08, 2023, 02:53:43 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61fVGL9gTAL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)


"I'm just one of the out of focus guys":

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 23, 2023, 05:51:25 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51JAkCCLgEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 23, 2023, 06:28:29 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 23, 2023, 05:51:25 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51JAkCCLgEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

The intern worked real hard on that one.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 23, 2023, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 23, 2023, 05:51:25 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51JAkCCLgEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

That's not the worst I have seen, but not good either. The texts are just making it messy and the dark red colour of KING DAVID isn't the greatest choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 24, 2023, 07:02:53 AM

Honeggers 1921 oratorium isn't a biblical film from the sixties, nor a cheap musical flick for some American religious TV channel.... :)

For the first performances in the Théâtre du Jorat, no six packs or soupy sunsets were chosen:

(https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/05Fg-iKM4t-8yf8kks_Ih3.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=EhkzGg77q5Q)
Mézières 1921 - quite fun aswell... biblical Smurfs and lots of old curtains:)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 24, 2023, 02:58:14 PM
Quote from: pjme on August 24, 2023, 07:02:53 AMHoneggers 1921 oratorium isn't a biblical film from the sixties, nor a cheap musical flick for some American religious TV channel.... :)

For the first performances in the Théâtre du Jorat, no six packs or soupy sunsets were chosen:

(https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/05Fg-iKM4t-8yf8kks_Ih3.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=EhkzGg77q5Q)
Mézières 1921 - quite fun aswell... biblical Smurfs and lots of old curtains:)


Is this a CD?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 24, 2023, 08:27:15 PM
Quote from: KevinP on August 23, 2023, 05:51:25 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51JAkCCLgEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

I think that would make a great romance novel cover. All he needs is a partner and you'll have something like this...

(https://assets.alot.com/assets/common/entertainment/u6227_slide_18496.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 24, 2023, 08:33:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 24, 2023, 08:27:15 PMI think that would make a great romance novel cover. All he needs is a partner and you'll have something like this...


 :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mouseyhairedlabrat on August 26, 2023, 02:44:25 PM
Are those shades, or is this racially shady?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 26, 2023, 06:47:26 PM
Quote from: mouseyhairedlabrat on August 26, 2023, 02:44:25 PMAre those shades, or is this racially shady?

My guess is that the CD has music from the Magic Flute, and the scene is meant to show Tamino overcoming Monostatos and his fellow slaves by playing the titular Flute...even though in the opera it's actually Papageno who does that with his bells.

The illustration is rather clearly from about 1800.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 26, 2023, 09:28:11 PM
stolen from wyl2n thread
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2023, 12:21:26 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on August 26, 2023, 09:28:11 PMstolen from wyl2n thread

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=104862;image)

Oh, that's fabulous.

When you resize the image but forget to keep the aspect ratio.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on August 27, 2023, 12:55:34 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2023, 12:21:26 AMOh, that's fabulous.

When you resize the image but forget to keep the aspect ratio.

Executive decision. The whole series were like that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 27, 2023, 12:59:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2023, 12:21:26 AMOh, that's fabulous.

When you resize the image but forget to keep the aspect ratio.

More than just aspect ratio, filled with deep symbolism. In Russia, official religion along with other state institutions squashes and suppresses individuals.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 27, 2023, 01:01:43 AM
Quote from: Irons on August 27, 2023, 12:55:34 AMExecutive decision. The whole series were like that.

Amazing idiocy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on August 27, 2023, 01:53:13 AM
Quote from: mouseyhairedlabrat on August 26, 2023, 02:44:25 PMAre those shades, or is this racially shady?

I found a whole page of pictures from this series, apparently designs for an early (1790s) production of the opera by Joseph and Peter Schaffer. The quote with this picture is from the scene where Tamino's flute playing summons wild beasts. There are also pictures of the two Armed Men, who are similarly shady, but in suits of armor.

https://www.agefotostock.com/age/en/Stock-Images/schaffer-the-magic-flute-wolfgang-amadeus-mozart.html
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on August 27, 2023, 02:04:30 AM
Yes, they are probably supposed to be apes or so, Monostatos and his moors would be in some fantastic oriental garb, not like "wild men".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 27, 2023, 05:54:51 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on August 26, 2023, 09:28:11 PMstolen from wyl2n thread

It doesn't look bad at all if you fix it if you ask me:

fixed_cover_art.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 27, 2023, 06:20:56 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 27, 2023, 05:54:51 AMIt doesn't look bad at all if you fix it if you ask me:

fixed_cover_art.jpg

Yes, it looks better, if no one pays attention that Orthodox church domes has nothing to do with Bruckner. Can you fix the violin on Leonid Kogan's album?

P.S. I think I first heard Bruckner's 5th in this exact performance about 40 years ago on a Melodiya LP. Original cover from discogs:

(https://i.discogs.com/vRG9KL4Ne5VsiwZQFX1wgO_ViSteYHkyLbU6tErLGpI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM2MDU2/MDktMTM5NTY3OTEx/MC00NjQ2LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on August 27, 2023, 06:59:27 AM
Quote from: KevinP on August 24, 2023, 02:58:14 PMIs this a CD?
I wish it was ....
Actually, Le roi David exists in three versions :
as a"drame biblique", a play (as performed in 1921 at the théâtre du Jorat/Mézières - Switzerland), with numerous spoken roles and music  (soprano, alto, tenor solo,  mixed chorus + small ensemble: 2 flutes (1 doubles piccolo), oboe (doubles English horn),2 clarinets (1 doubles bass clarinet?), bassoon, horn, 2 trumpets, trombone, timpani, percussion, celesta, harmonium, piano, double bass (cello ad lib.).
as a Psaume symphonique -symphonic psalm (1923): idem version 1921  no spoken roles, condensed texts spoken by 1 reciter
as Psaume symphonique - idem, but re-orchestrated for large orchestra (+ organ and harp).

The "original" drama with music, has, afaik, never been recorded. The other versions have been recorded several times.

The 1921 aesthetics seem rather primitive unusual today....(think of Cecil B.De Milles Sign of the cross etc. + a good dose of Swiss Eurythmie/Dalcroze...)
(https://www.delcampe.net/static/img_large/auction/000/281/962/378_001.jpg?v=0)


(https://notrehistoire.imgix.net/photos/D/c/DcQ6ASPAKmJEgAONsVUBpgkPCm65ZGwJj3ir8AXg.jpeg?dpr=3&fm=jpg&sharp=9&w=770&s=97adf047c25fb49a6aabaa67145f7f06)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/CH-000957-X-39141_Morax.tif/lossy-page1-330px-CH-000957-X-39141_Morax.tif.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 27, 2023, 11:00:37 PM
Quote from: Irons on August 27, 2023, 12:55:34 AMExecutive decision. The whole series were like that.

I think this one is my favourite, mainly for the violin that's had the "warp" filter applied to it:

(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=104872;image)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 28, 2023, 09:38:11 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on August 27, 2023, 06:20:56 AMCan you fix the violin on Leonid Kogan's album?

It is difficult to completely un-warp the violin, because I don't know the exact warping parameters, but here is my fixed cover art with 95 % un-warped violin:

fixed.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 28, 2023, 06:44:52 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/_PvxmE5Jws8RDTRo-JHRHuZ-IWonVVt_OhuvpVA1kg8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:355/w:396/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0MTY3/MTAtMTI5MjkyNzM1/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Maybe not outrageously ugly, but a weirdly unattractive cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 28, 2023, 08:17:07 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 28, 2023, 06:44:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/_PvxmE5Jws8RDTRo-JHRHuZ-IWonVVt_OhuvpVA1kg8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:355/w:396/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0MTY3/MTAtMTI5MjkyNzM1/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Maybe not outrageously ugly, but a weirdly unattractive cover.

Yeah, that's all sorts of "Nope".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 28, 2023, 08:19:53 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 28, 2023, 06:44:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/_PvxmE5Jws8RDTRo-JHRHuZ-IWonVVt_OhuvpVA1kg8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:355/w:396/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0MTY3/MTAtMTI5MjkyNzM1/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Maybe not outrageously ugly, but a weirdly unattractive cover.

Here's another one from the same guy:

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1469990630_10.jpg)

[Jonas Kullhammar Quartet on Bandcamp (https://jonaskullhammar.bandcamp.com/)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 28, 2023, 10:09:26 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on August 28, 2023, 09:38:11 AMIt is difficult to completely un-warp the violin, because I don't know the exact warping parameters, but here is my fixed cover art with 95 % un-warped violin:

fixed.jpg

Most likely, this violin will never be returned... Surprisingly, the original envelopes of these Kogan concerts looked quite decent. Here, for example, is the envelope of the LP with Barsukov's concerto:

(https://i.discogs.com/eLdxT_lGdlFaSMrOmXUK_h3dWeZ31jk3Gkj4P589QQE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkyNjIw/NjgtMTQ3NzYwNzQ5/My01NjIzLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on August 29, 2023, 05:15:13 AM
Quote from: T. D. on August 28, 2023, 06:44:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/_PvxmE5Jws8RDTRo-JHRHuZ-IWonVVt_OhuvpVA1kg8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:355/w:396/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0MTY3/MTAtMTI5MjkyNzM1/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Maybe not outrageously ugly, but a weirdly unattractive cover.
I also enjoy the "Plays Loud" title.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on August 29, 2023, 05:27:14 AM
Quote from: pjme on August 24, 2023, 07:02:53 AMHoneggers 1921 oratorium isn't a biblical film from the sixties, nor a cheap musical flick for some American religious TV channel.... :)

For the first performances in the Théâtre du Jorat, no six packs or soupy sunsets were chosen:

(https://cdn.unitycms.io/images/05Fg-iKM4t-8yf8kks_Ih3.jpg?op=ocroped&val=1200,1200,1000,1000,0,0&sum=EhkzGg77q5Q)
Mézières 1921 - quite fun aswell... biblical Smurfs and lots of old curtains:)

to the bolded - that made me chuckle!!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 29, 2023, 08:42:34 AM
Quote from: Brian on August 29, 2023, 05:15:13 AMI also enjoy the "Plays Loud" title.  ;D

Yeah, it is very comical. Whether it is intentional or not I don't know.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 29, 2023, 08:56:55 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on August 28, 2023, 10:09:26 PMMost likely, this violin will never be returned... Surprisingly, the original envelopes of these Kogan concerts looked quite decent. Here, for example, is the envelope of the LP with Barsukov's concerto:

(https://i.discogs.com/eLdxT_lGdlFaSMrOmXUK_h3dWeZ31jk3Gkj4P589QQE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:597/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkyNjIw/NjgtMTQ3NzYwNzQ5/My01NjIzLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Reminds me that I keep meaning to come up with a cheat sheet to have on me (or on my phone) for when I am a record store and come across old Melodiya records as I can't read Russian!  If I'm lucky, I'll at least recognize the composer or possibly the artist.  :-[

At least some of it is in English--whew!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 29, 2023, 10:08:10 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 29, 2023, 08:56:55 AMReminds me that I keep meaning to come up with a cheat sheet to have on me (or on my phone) for when I am a record store and come across old Melodiya records as I can't read Russian!  If I'm lucky, I'll at least recognize the composer or possibly the artist.  :-[

At least some of it is in English--whew!  ;D


You can use Google Translate on your smartphone. When you hover over Cyrillic text, it translates to the language of your choice.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 29, 2023, 10:57:36 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on August 29, 2023, 10:08:10 AMYou can use Google Translate on your smartphone. When you hover over Cyrillic text, it translates to the language of your choice.
Oooh!  Thanks for the tip!  I have an older phone, but will see if I can use the app.  :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 29, 2023, 12:54:36 PM
How do you hover over on a smart phone?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on August 29, 2023, 12:55:29 PM
Quote from: KevinP on August 29, 2023, 12:54:36 PMHow do you hover over on a smart phone?

Correction: use Google Lens (the camera icon in the Google app search bar).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 29, 2023, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 28, 2023, 06:44:52 PM(https://i.discogs.com/_PvxmE5Jws8RDTRo-JHRHuZ-IWonVVt_OhuvpVA1kg8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:355/w:396/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI0MTY3/MTAtMTI5MjkyNzM1/MS5qcGVn.jpeg)

Maybe not outrageously ugly, but a weirdly unattractive cover.

Outrageously ugly is a description I'd be quite comfortable with.

What happened to his neck??
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 29, 2023, 04:45:58 PM
I love how bad that looks, I could see taking the head and making that my avatar! ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 29, 2023, 08:13:21 PM
Quote from: DavidW on August 29, 2023, 04:45:58 PMI love how bad that looks, I could see taking the head and making that my avatar! ;D

Here ya go:

(https://i.postimg.cc/ydZkJngT/Jonas-Kullhammar.jpg)

If you don't like the cropping, here's the original to work from:

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1711765369_10.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on August 30, 2023, 06:20:48 AM
Perfection!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 30, 2023, 07:05:54 AM
Quote from: DavidW on August 30, 2023, 06:20:48 AMPerfection!
You're going to be giving me nightmares David!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on August 30, 2023, 07:20:08 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 29, 2023, 08:56:55 AMReminds me that I keep meaning to come up with a cheat sheet to have on me (or on my phone) for when I am a record store and come across old Melodiya records as I can't read Russian!  If I'm lucky, I'll at least recognize the composer or possibly the artist.  :-[

At least some of it is in English--whew!  ;D


Without the technical ability of most of the guys here I have come up with a formula to at least discover the identity of composer. For LPs, Melodiya always include years of birth and death on covers. I simply Google this information.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on August 30, 2023, 07:25:35 AM
Quote from: Madiel on August 29, 2023, 03:41:21 PMWhat happened to his neck??

Someone who didn't like his LOUD playing for the people must have strangled him hard!  :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 30, 2023, 08:12:11 AM
Quote from: Irons on August 30, 2023, 07:20:08 AMWithout the technical ability of most of the guys here I have come up with a formula to at least discover the identity of composer. For LPs, Melodiya always include years of birth and death on covers. I simply Google this information.
Do you type in "Soviet composer who lived x-z"?

And do they also do that if there are multiple composers on an album?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on August 30, 2023, 08:24:27 AM
Quote from: Irons on August 30, 2023, 07:20:08 AMWithout the technical ability of most of the guys here I have come up with a formula to at least discover the identity of composer. For LPs, Melodiya always include years of birth and death on covers. I simply Google this information.

It never occurred to me that music lovers who don't know the Cyrillic alphabet might have such difficulties...

After all, Melodiya didn't publish many different composers. If it's hard to guess that Шостакович is Shotsakovich and Прокофьев is Prokofiev, you can try to make yourself a list in your phone or notebook with the names. I'd probably do that.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 09:45:12 AM
As a chess enthusiast I had to learn to read the Cyrillic alphabet. Block capitals are OK, but I still have problems with lower-case / cursive.

[Added] Though I have to admit that it took a while to figure out Henryk Wieniawski on the most recent cover. Had to recall that "Henryk" gets translated as "Genrikh", i.e. Генрих. And I hadn't heard of Barsukov.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on August 30, 2023, 09:50:22 AM
I studied Russian in secondary school, 4 full years. Not that I can understand much today, after 35 years of non-practice, but I can read any text.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 04:34:39 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/VdZJQGn64KySqDG8HaOEGgr1cE71r1A1CmyLVZt9LJc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTY3NDUy/MTUtMTQyNTc0Njk5/My01MDkyLmpwZWc.jpeg)

Upcoming LP reissue, original had the same cover.

Pond scum and litter/pollution? The record label (Flying Dutchman) logo is the most attractive element. Although the lettering and pink border are OK. :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on August 30, 2023, 04:54:27 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 04:34:39 PM(https://i.discogs.com/VdZJQGn64KySqDG8HaOEGgr1cE71r1A1CmyLVZt9LJc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTY3NDUy/MTUtMTQyNTc0Njk5/My01MDkyLmpwZWc.jpeg)

Upcoming LP reissue, original had the same cover.

Pond scum and litter/pollution? The record label (Flying Dutchman) logo is the most attractive element. Although the lettering and pink border are OK. :o

What an utterly unappealing photo.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on August 30, 2023, 06:32:26 PM
The Pepto Bismol border is even worse than the photo itself.

The lettering by itself might not bother me in another context, but here it just works to show there is nothing good about this cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 06:55:14 PM
Actually, only the CD release had the pink border. LP cover:
(https://cdn1.dustygroove.org/images/products/c/carter_john_selfdeter_101b.jpg)

Yeah, the pink made it even worse. Oddly, it seems to be considered an excellent album (if you like free jazz  ;)
). But the cover art is incomprehensible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on August 30, 2023, 10:08:44 PM
Let the pond scum evolve?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on August 30, 2023, 11:13:30 PM
Quote from: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 09:45:12 AMAs a chess enthusiast I had to learn to read the Cyrillic alphabet. Block capitals are OK, but I still have problems with lower-case / cursive.

[Added] Though I have to admit that it took a while to figure out Henryk Wieniawski on the most recent cover. Had to recall that "Henryk" gets translated as "Genrikh", i.e. Генрих. And I hadn't heard of Barsukov.
As Russian has no "h", they use g or the letter with the kh sound that looks like an x.
They also phonetically spell French/English names like Chopin (becomes sth like "Szopen") which can be quite confusing even if one reads the alphabet well enough.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 31, 2023, 12:12:50 AM
Quote from: T. D. on August 30, 2023, 06:55:14 PMActually, only the CD release had the pink border. LP cover:
(https://cdn1.dustygroove.org/images/products/c/carter_john_selfdeter_101b.jpg)

Yeah, the pink made it even worse. Oddly, it seems to be considered an excellent album (if you like free jazz  ;)
). But the cover art is incomprehensible.

Perhaps the idea behind it is that this is what we have created for ourselves and where do we want to go from here?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 31, 2023, 04:18:55 AM
I'm going for a pond scum avatar!  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on August 31, 2023, 05:24:46 AM
Quote from: T. D. on August 31, 2023, 04:18:55 AMI'm going for a pond scum avatar!  ::)
Somebody had too much coffee this morning!  ;)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on August 31, 2023, 07:28:30 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on August 31, 2023, 05:24:46 AMSomebody had too much coffee this morning!  ;)

PD

No coffee yet! Lifted the idea from DavidW's avatar change.
Under the influence of caffeine I might have chosen something excessively grotesque.  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on August 31, 2023, 08:49:15 AM
We'll have to start a "Worst looking avatar thread"  ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 02, 2023, 03:52:33 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now?" thread (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1529711.html#msg1529711):

(https://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-62bdpkt7pb/products/13859/images/88345/French_Connection_-_Barat_Bozza_Desenclos_Charpentier_Emler_Tomasi_Schmitt_Castrde_Jzsef_Bazsinka_tuba_Irina_Ivanitskaia_piano_Hungaroton_Classic_Audio_CD_2001_HCD_31953_1__95458.1566471643.1280.1280.JPG)

"Freedom! (https://youtu.be/G4Ym9zokSZo)"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 12:21:48 AM
Do they let tubas into football stadiums?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 03, 2023, 02:20:44 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 12:21:48 AMDo they let tubas into football stadiums?

I hope so.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on September 03, 2023, 02:27:13 AM
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/EZMAAOSw8gVYA7Ck/s-l400.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on September 03, 2023, 04:23:26 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on September 03, 2023, 02:27:13 AM(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/EZMAAOSw8gVYA7Ck/s-l400.jpg)

Also used on one of the first CDs I bought, back in the early 1980s:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Yhg1As2DL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)

The booklet says the Russian translates as "FORWARD! VICTORY IS NEAR!"
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 03, 2023, 05:42:08 AM
AFAIK these covers like a few others (Jansons' DSCH series had similar ones) are taken from real Soviet propaganda from the war (or sometimes earlier, from the 20s/30s).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 05:51:38 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on September 03, 2023, 05:42:08 AMAFAIK these covers like a few others (Jansons' DSCH series had similar ones) are taken from real Soviet propaganda from the war (or sometimes earlier, from the 20s/30s).

I'm sure the nomination to this thread is because of the politics, not the art. Given the nominator.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on September 03, 2023, 06:24:56 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 12:21:48 AMDo they let tubas into football stadiums?
I'm going to a Premier League match in a couple weeks, I'll pack a tuba and find out!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on September 03, 2023, 06:39:08 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 05:51:38 AMI'm sure the nomination to this thread is because of the politics, not the art. Given the nominator.

Tell about politics to all those killed by Russians.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on September 03, 2023, 06:48:50 AM
We ask all members to refrain from bringing politics and current affairs into this thread, which seems to have been started mainly with a humorous and lighthearted spirit. Thanks!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on September 03, 2023, 07:01:33 AM
Quote from: ritter on September 03, 2023, 06:48:50 AMWe ask all members to refrain from bringing politics and current affairs into this thread, which seems to have been started mainly with a humorous and lighthearted spirit. Thanks!

It wasn't me who brought this disgusting cover to the forum.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on September 03, 2023, 07:13:14 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on September 03, 2023, 07:01:33 AMIt wasn't me who brought this disgusting cover to the forum.
But it is you who is reproducing it, and giving it additional exposure. The cover is that of a new release, and that is a simple fact.

You have all the right to include that cover in this thread, AnotherSpin, but after it is pointed out that the reason for doing that is political, you persist on feeding that debate, for which there is no room on this thread. That's calked trolling.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 03, 2023, 08:17:08 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 05:51:38 AMI'm sure the nomination to this thread is because of the politics, not the art. Given the nominator.

My thoughts exactly.

Actually, the cover is a perfect match for the music in both cases.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 03, 2023, 03:22:23 PM
The cover image is not the flaw here.
(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music1/v4/aa/c7/b9/aac7b9ae-230c-b9cc-a4ff-810320191b39/889176131905.jpg/632x632bb.webp)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 04:22:14 PM
I've heard Athnes is lovely this time of year.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 03, 2023, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: Madiel on September 03, 2023, 04:22:14 PMI've heard Athnes is lovely this time of year.

They got Skalkottas wrong, too. Pity they didn't go for a Greek hat trick and misspell Mitropoulos.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on September 03, 2023, 10:23:27 PM
At least they got Eroica right.

Quote from: JBS on September 03, 2023, 03:22:23 PMThe cover image is not the flaw here.

It doesn't help either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wanderer on September 04, 2023, 02:06:17 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 03, 2023, 04:42:27 PMThey got Skalkottas wrong, too. Pity they didn't go for a Greek hat trick and misspell Mitropoulos.

Maybe the confusion arose from the fact that in Greek Skalkottas is written Σκαλκώτας (with one ταυ). Of course, this does not explain Athnes. 😀
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 04, 2023, 02:16:48 AM
Quote from: Wanderer on September 04, 2023, 02:06:17 AMMaybe the confusion arose from the fact that in Greek Skalkottas is written Σκαλκώτας (with one ταυ). Of course, this does not explain Athnes. 😀

Thanks. They get a pass on Skalkottas, I won't consider that an error.

By the standards of jazz recordings, a spelling goof or typo on a cover is no big deal.  ;D  So maybe that cover isn't particularly bad.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 04, 2023, 03:42:50 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 03, 2023, 08:17:08 AMActually, the cover is a perfect match for the music in both cases.
;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 06, 2023, 10:31:34 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1530423.html#msg1530423)" thread:

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzkzNzE0My4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI1NTd9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 07, 2023, 03:47:16 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 06, 2023, 10:31:34 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1530423.html#msg1530423)" thread:

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiNzkzNzE0My4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE0MDE5ODI1NTd9)

A bit basic, but not offensive. Plus this an earlier BIS release (1993) so... it'll do well enough as a representation of 4 string instruments and a harpsichord, which is literally what's on the album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2023, 04:20:27 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Ya9YFOUB5d-hntE5vmXGw0jRNS3B9_PorODjB24gKYE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:593/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE5MzQ0/NjIyLTE2MjUyMjY4/NDQtMzE5Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

[Details at Discogs (https://www.discogs.com/release/19344622-Brahms-Erling-Bl%C3%B8ndal-Bengtsson-Nina-Kavtaradze-Brahms-Sonatas-)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 13, 2023, 07:47:39 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 13, 2023, 04:20:27 PM(https://i.discogs.com/Ya9YFOUB5d-hntE5vmXGw0jRNS3B9_PorODjB24gKYE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:593/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE5MzQ0/NjIyLTE2MjUyMjY4/NDQtMzE5Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

[Details at Discogs (https://www.discogs.com/release/19344622-Brahms-Erling-Bl%C3%B8ndal-Bengtsson-Nina-Kavtaradze-Brahms-Sonatas-)]

Yikes.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:10:07 PM
One grazing sheep comin' up...

(https://i.discogs.com/DKWNkrq_sOWYKxwIvtFD-ESdO3nykedsJ6E9P2U4K_I/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMxNjA2/NjYtMTMxODUzODEz/MC5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:13:13 PM
I wonder if "Putting shells on Bach album covers" will become a trend.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51exh0IbrAL._AC_SL1450_.jpg)

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61CMeagKNCL._AC_SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:19:25 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71lZg0SJp-L._AC_SL1090_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:58:17 PM
Photographer: "Hey, I know how you can look tough. How about we knock over the chair?"
The Artiste: "Yeah!"
Photographer: "And look super serious."
The Artiste: "Can do."

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/gc/w7/zmae7ps49w7gc_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 02:49:41 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:10:07 PMOne grazing sheep comin' up...

(https://i.discogs.com/DKWNkrq_sOWYKxwIvtFD-ESdO3nykedsJ6E9P2U4K_I/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMxNjA2/NjYtMTMxODUzODEz/MC5qcGVn.jpeg)

I dunno. Sometimes you complain about a lack of literalism, and now you're against this. Or is your objection that in this case, "sheep" is clearly supposed to be a plural noun?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on September 19, 2023, 03:51:52 AM
Could be a lost sheep, or the others are just out of the frame.
I really don't see how any of the last 5 could be close to "worst", not even the one with the guitar player. The others might not be great fits for the music but I think they are all pretty good pictures
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 04:12:04 AM
I think the 2 Bach-shell covers are really nice, actually.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 19, 2023, 05:13:03 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 04:12:04 AMI think the 2 Bach-shell covers are really nice, actually.

Yep. Also, nothing wrong with the guitarist.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:22:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:13:13 PMI wonder if "Putting shells on Bach album covers" will become a trend?
there is a reason:

read this:
Nautilus

 (https://www.goldennumber.net/nautilus-spiral-golden-ratio)and maybe this:

Bach and Golden section (https://www.bachnetwork.org/ub1/tatlow.pdf)

and

Bach

 (https://mathscholar.org/2021/06/bach-as-mathematician/)I think the sheep photograph is cute.




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:32:23 AM
Quote from: Florestan on September 19, 2023, 05:13:03 AMYep. Also, nothing wrong with the guitarist.  :D
Agreed. She's young and pretty. The photograph belongs, imho, in the "silly, stupid, banal" category.

The cd with Brahms sonatas (Bengtsson/Kavtaradze) is a real design disaster. Mme. Kavtaradze has a whole series of extremely horrible and badly painted portraits by a Stefan Blondal, king of kitsch >:D

Kavtaradze  (https://www.ninakavtaradze.com/lioness_of_the_piano.htm)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:43:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 18, 2023, 06:19:25 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71lZg0SJp-L._AC_SL1090_.jpg)
Jesu meine Freude: "..... deals with a believer's bond to Jesus who is addressed as a helper in physical and spiritual distress, and therefore a reason for joy!" JOY!
The motet ends with the same four-part setting as the first movement, with the last stanza of the hymn as lyrics, "Weicht, ihr Trauergeister" (Flee, you mournful spirits). The final line repeats the beginning on the same melody: "Dennoch bleibst du auch im Leide, / Jesu, meine Freude" (You stay with me even in sorrow, / Jesus, my joy).[ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesu,_meine_Freude,_BWV_227#cite_note-FOOTNOTEDellal2020-16)
This is an excellent photograph.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 05:52:29 AM
Quote from: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:22:01 AMthere is a reason:

read this:
Nautilus

 (https://www.goldennumber.net/nautilus-spiral-golden-ratio)and maybe this:

Golden ratio

 (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg1531932/The%20Golden%20Ratio,%20used%20in%20math,%20art, %20and%20music %20by%20Chopin,%20Bach,%20Debussy%20and%20more,%20and%20even%20found%20in%20poetry.%20Also%20applied%20to%20the%20face%20accertaining%20beauty%20of%20proportion,%20hard%20wired%20in%20our%20beings%20perception%20of%20appealing%20features,%20also%20used%20in%20architecture,%20as%20the%20Parthenon,%20and%20art%20in%20Da%20Vinci's%20Mona%20Lisa's%20face,%20natues%20design%20of%20roses,%20also%20a%20bee%20hive%20maintains%20a%20ratio%20of%20male%20(1.618)to%20female(1),%20of%201.618%20to%201. %20Seen%20in%20hurricanes,%20galaxies,%20DNA%20molecules,%20double%20helix%20sprials,%20pine%20cones,%20seeds%20and%20trees,%20and%20tree%20roots.%20All%20pointing%20to%20Intelligent%20Design.%20An%20of%20course,%20the%20Nautilus%20shell.)and

Bach

 (https://mathscholar.org/2021/06/bach-as-mathematician/)

Indeed, there are a wealth of references that can be found to the symbolism of a nautilus shell as an expression of order and geometry and grace/beauty that seem quite appropriate for the Bach family.

We are once again in the territory of our friend Peter using this thread as a proxy for "I don't understand the cover". I feel like a broken record but the message is not getting through apparently: this a thread for bad-looking covers, not really nice ones that sail over your head.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 11:06:58 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 02:49:41 AMI dunno. Sometimes you complain about a lack of literalism, and now you're against this. Or is your objection that in this case, "sheep" is clearly supposed to be a plural noun?

I don't have a problem with the sheep cover. And there's plenty of precedent for Bach recordings, e.g.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81TJo9PyVCL._SX425_.jpg)

which admittedly looks better.

...though the Supreme Dicks' unoriginal variant deserves consideration  :laugh:

(https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/09aa41d1cafcdab44cb9b61a987b3b47/6072967/supreme-dicks-the-emotional-plague-Cover-Art.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 11:13:05 AM
This is a legend in the "ugly jazz covers" category. Puzzling because Dave McKenna's music is far removed from such imagery.

(https://i.discogs.com/yjuGkTX58Nr9sCAUdkqIbAlZv2fXivW1mKV4wv-61ds/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2OTcx/MTktMTQ2Mzk1MjQ4/OC03MDIwLmpwZWc.jpeg)

IMO Herbie Mann's Push Push is worse, but I'm sure I've inflicted that one on you, so won't repeat it. The curious can Google.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 19, 2023, 11:17:04 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 11:06:58 AM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81TJo9PyVCL._SX425_.jpg)

This one is a straightforward Agnus Dei painting, so perfect match to the music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 19, 2023, 11:19:52 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 19, 2023, 02:49:41 AMI dunno. Sometimes you complain about a lack of literalism, and now you're against this. Or is your objection that in this case, "sheep" is clearly supposed to be a plural noun?

My like was referring to sheep being in the title of a work, so I don't know why this is an issue to PPP  @Peter Power Pop?

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on September 19, 2023, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 11:06:58 AMI don't have a problem with the sheep cover. And there's plenty of precedent for Bach recordings, e.g.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81TJo9PyVCL._SX425_.jpg)

I think that the original image was referring to the Lamb of God and his sacrifice (in terms of religious terms and knowledge).

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 19, 2023, 11:53:53 AM
Quote from: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:43:01 AMJesu meine Freude: "..... deals with a believer's bond to Jesus who is addressed as a helper in physical and spiritual distress, and therefore a reason for joy!" JOY!
The motet ends with the same four-part setting as the first movement, with the last stanza of the hymn as lyrics, "Weicht, ihr Trauergeister" (Flee, you mournful spirits). The final line repeats the beginning on the same melody: "Dennoch bleibst du auch im Leide, / Jesu, meine Freude" (You stay with me even in sorrow, / Jesus, my joy).[ (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesu,_meine_Freude,_BWV_227#cite_note-FOOTNOTEDellal2020-16)
This is an excellent photograph.


It's an excellent photograph but I don't associate walking a tightrope with the emotion of joy. Although finishing the walk without falling off might well be an occassion for joy.

The sheep cover is cute but it is a cliche.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 19, 2023, 11:57:23 AM
Quote from: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 11:13:05 AMIMO Herbie Mann's Push Push is worse, but I'm sure I've inflicted that one on you, so won't repeat it. The curious can Google.  ::)

I googled it*.  This is worse. The Mann cover at least has an obvious connection to the contents.

*or more precisely amazoned it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 12:45:51 PM
Quote from: JBS on September 19, 2023, 11:57:23 AMI googled it*.  This is worse. The Mann cover at least has an obvious connection to the contents.

*or more precisely amazoned it.

The AMG review of "Oil and Vinegar" is amusing. (https://www.allmusic.com/album/oil-vinegar-mw0000981121)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: VonStupp on September 19, 2023, 01:45:06 PM
Quote from: pjme on September 19, 2023, 05:43:01 AMThis is an excellent photograph.

I know Philippe Petit considers himself an artist, and takes inspiration from music, architecture, and theater. He collaborated live with concert pianist Évelyne Crochet, with particular interest and use of Bach and Satie's music. So, it might not be too unusual having Bach paired with high-wire Petit.

Petit's book Creativity: The Perfect Crime is an interesting read from an interesting individual.
VS
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 19, 2023, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: T. D. on September 19, 2023, 12:45:51 PMThe AMG review of "Oil and Vinegar" is amusing. (https://www.allmusic.com/album/oil-vinegar-mw0000981121)

Sounds like the recording engineer may have been uncredited on purpose.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 20, 2023, 12:11:46 PM
Quote from: VonStupp on September 19, 2023, 01:45:06 PMPetit's book Creativity: The Perfect Crime is an interesting read from an interesting individual.
VS
Thanks, I will try to find it.

(https://yesterdaytodaynet.files.wordpress.com/2022/06/1-78.jpg?w=640)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 20, 2023, 11:34:57 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/yQyppd7ezszKdU80GG31xgFRB1Q0t04_1IRmOFek7W4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE0ODU5/MzAxLTE1ODI5NzQ2/NDUtNzQ2Ni5qcGVn.jpeg)

[Details at Discogs (https://www.discogs.com/release/14859301-Various-La-Luna-Barocca)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 20, 2023, 11:37:51 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/hb/cz/dy8jsev64czhb_600.jpg)

https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/album/die-kunst-der-fugue-bwv1080-nicola-lamon/dy8jsev64czhb (https://www.qobuz.com/us-en/album/die-kunst-der-fugue-bwv1080-nicola-lamon/dy8jsev64czhb)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 21, 2023, 01:20:17 AM
Those are both distinctly not good. And in weirdly similar ways.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 21, 2023, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from: Madiel on September 21, 2023, 01:20:17 AMThose are both distinctly not good. And in weirdly similar ways.

They're both from the same label, Velat Luna (https://www.discogs.com/label/223623-Velut-Luna).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 21, 2023, 04:11:00 PM
So it's a systemic error.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on September 21, 2023, 05:48:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 21, 2023, 02:49:47 PMThey're both from the same label, Velat Luna (https://www.discogs.com/label/223623-Velut-Luna).

O Fortuna!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on September 22, 2023, 02:30:02 AM
O Fortuna, velut Luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem.

O Fortune, Like the moon You are changeable, ever waxing and waning. Hateful life, first oppresses, and then soothes as fancy takes it; poverty, and power it melts them like ice

Carmina Burana definitely is one of those work where you get quite weird cd/LP covers. Not ugly per se ...but quite a range of styles and inspirations....Here a few that I consider as to be "bad".

(https://img.fruugo.com/product/5/32/163253325_max.jpg)(https://cdn.nokomisbookstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/cd-music-classical-295.jpg)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VVoAAOSwhuFj-Vnp/s-l1200.webp)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SygAAOSwIFFitMEP/s-l1200.webp)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on September 22, 2023, 04:48:08 PM
My favourite of the bad Carmina Burana covers is this 1994 Chailly release (https://www.discogs.com/release/3198289-Riccardo-Chailly-Carmina-Burana):

(https://i.postimg.cc/QttdMVzL/Orff-Carmina-Burana-Chailly.jpg)

Quote from: pjme on September 22, 2023, 02:30:02 AMO Fortuna, velut Luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem.

O Fortune, Like the moon You are changeable, ever waxing and waning. Hateful life, first oppresses, and then soothes as fancy takes it; poverty, and power it melts them like ice

Carmina Burana definitely is one of those work where you get quite weird cd/LP covers. Not ugly per se ...but quite a range of styles and inspirations....Here a few that I consider as to be "bad".

(https://img.fruugo.com/product/5/32/163253325_max.jpg)(https://cdn.nokomisbookstore.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/cd-music-classical-295.jpg)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VVoAAOSwhuFj-Vnp/s-l1200.webp)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/SygAAOSwIFFitMEP/s-l1200.webp)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 30, 2023, 04:24:41 AM
Quote from: pjme on September 22, 2023, 02:30:02 AM(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VVoAAOSwhuFj-Vnp/s-l1200.webp)

I like this cover a lot. Stylish and good colors. However, it is unsuitable for Carmina Burana. I remade the cover with more suitable content for the cover art:
testCD.jpg

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on September 30, 2023, 05:50:26 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on September 30, 2023, 04:24:41 AMI like this cover a lot. Stylish and good colors. However, it is unsuitable for Carmina Burana. I remade the cover with more suitable content for the cover art:
testCD.jpg



Or you could have just considered how there's an entire series of music with the same cover. It's supposed to be basic. That's the point. Have you never seen the Penguin Classics books?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on September 30, 2023, 06:03:25 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 30, 2023, 05:50:26 AMOr you could have just considered how there's an entire series of music with the same cover. It's supposed to be basic. That's the point. Have you never seen the Penguin Classics books?

It's the famous logo of the His Master's Voice label, on which I suppose that Carmina Burana was originally released. I don't think it qualifies even remotely for a bad art cover, let alone the worst.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 30, 2023, 06:29:19 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on September 22, 2023, 04:48:08 PMMy favourite of the bad Carmina Burana covers is this 1994 Chailly release (https://www.discogs.com/release/3198289-Riccardo-Chailly-Carmina-Burana):

(https://i.postimg.cc/QttdMVzL/Orff-Carmina-Burana-Chailly.jpg)


That's ridiculously bad considering how good the other versions of this release are, but if you want to have a new non-painting cover art for the re-release, how about this:
Carmina_Burana.png
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on September 30, 2023, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: Madiel on September 30, 2023, 05:50:26 AMOr you could have just considered how there's an entire series of music with the same cover. It's supposed to be basic. That's the point. Have you never seen the Penguin Classics books?

No, I have not seen. Penguin Classics books are probably unknown in Finland. People from other countries keep talking about them, but I don't know them.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on October 03, 2023, 11:30:16 AM
Not exactly on topic, but there's no thread for stupid cover errors.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/411x1eYafAL._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

At least they spelled it correctly 50% of the time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 04, 2023, 03:20:28 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on October 03, 2023, 11:30:16 AMNot exactly on topic, but there's no thread for stupid cover errors.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/411x1eYafAL._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

At least they spelled it correctly 50% of the time.

OMG! Was this actually physically released on the market? Its stupidity defies belief.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 04, 2023, 04:13:50 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 04, 2023, 03:20:28 AMOMG! Was this actually physically released on the market? Its stupidity defies belief.

Today's market is dictated by the consumer. It reflects the demand and calibre of the consumer. If everything is written literately, some consumers may take offence at the publisher's high-handedness. An illiterate consumer may even sue the publisher, his illiteracy being disregarded. In this cover everything is correct.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 04, 2023, 04:34:52 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 04, 2023, 04:13:50 AMAn illiterate consumer may even sue the publisher

This is fantasy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 04, 2023, 06:19:23 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 04, 2023, 04:34:52 AMThis is fantasy.


So far, yes. But it won't be long. Stupidity is clearly winning on a global scale.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Wendell_E on October 05, 2023, 01:05:13 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 04, 2023, 03:20:28 AMOMG! Was this actually physically released on the market? Its stupidity defies belief.

I think it's streaming-only, rather than a physical CD set, but that's the image used for at it at Amazon Music, Spotify, etc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: San Antone on October 06, 2023, 05:26:49 AM
This just out - with what I see as a pretty ugly cover.  Not even sure what it is.

Bach: The French Suites
Mahan Esfahani

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTUxMTc1OS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MjAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2OTU4MzI0NTV9)

However, the playing is good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 06, 2023, 05:50:13 AM
https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg1226955.html#msg1226955

F.X. Messerschmidt

A cover art insight for Mahan Esfahani, Harpsichordist's latest album:
At first sight, it's impossible to believe that the artwork on the cover of our Toccatas album is anything other than a twenty-first-century, highly stylized black-and-white portrait (of an anguished Mahan, perhaps?). So it comes as a shock to realize that Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736–1783) was a near contemporary of Bach, and that the sculpture is the best part of 250 years old.
Messerschmidt is chiefly remembered for the series of extraordinary sculpted self-portraits he undertook towards the end of his life—there are a few much more conventional works which were royal commissions—which must count as some of the most remarkable sculptures of the eighteenth century. He gave them all the generic title 'Kopfstücke' and the humorously descriptive names linked to many (A Constipated Man, A Hypocrite and Slanderer, etc) are nineteenth-century accretions. Some commentators see in the extremity of the facial expressions the symptoms of mental illness (the artist claimed that the Kopfstücke helped protect him from evil spirits), but the Enlightenment saw a rise in interest in the artistic and scientific exploration of physiognomy—the collection of frighteningly lifelike wax anatomical models made for Joseph II dates from around the same time—as well as in radical ideas of art which look beyond conventional beauty. As such, the cover image provides the perfect match for Mahan's thrilling Bach, which is similarly, uncompromisingly, modern."
To sample the album, read the accompanying booklet notes, or download a free track, click here: http://bit.ly/2M1Zykm
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 06, 2023, 06:47:53 AM
Quote from: San Antone on October 06, 2023, 05:26:49 AMThis just out - with what I see as a pretty ugly cover.  Not even sure what it is.

Bach: The French Suites
Mahan Esfahani

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTUxMTc1OS4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MjAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2OTU4MzI0NTV9)

However, the playing is good.

Whole series of Esfahani recordings by now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on October 10, 2023, 04:55:09 PM
Brilliant music, awful front cover.

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTUzNTEyOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2OTQxODU0MzR9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: San Antone on October 10, 2023, 05:02:22 PM
Quote from: pjme on October 06, 2023, 05:50:13 AMhttps://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,239.msg1226955.html#msg1226955

F.X. Messerschmidt

A cover art insight for Mahan Esfahani, Harpsichordist's latest album:
At first sight, it's impossible to believe that the artwork on the cover of our Toccatas album is anything other than a twenty-first-century, highly stylized black-and-white portrait (of an anguished Mahan, perhaps?). So it comes as a shock to realize that Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736–1783) was a near contemporary of Bach, and that the sculpture is the best part of 250 years old.
Messerschmidt is chiefly remembered for the series of extraordinary sculpted self-portraits he undertook towards the end of his life—there are a few much more conventional works which were royal commissions—which must count as some of the most remarkable sculptures of the eighteenth century. He gave them all the generic title 'Kopfstücke' and the humorously descriptive names linked to many (A Constipated Man, A Hypocrite and Slanderer, etc) are nineteenth-century accretions. Some commentators see in the extremity of the facial expressions the symptoms of mental illness (the artist claimed that the Kopfstücke helped protect him from evil spirits), but the Enlightenment saw a rise in interest in the artistic and scientific exploration of physiognomy—the collection of frighteningly lifelike wax anatomical models made for Joseph II dates from around the same time—as well as in radical ideas of art which look beyond conventional beauty. As such, the cover image provides the perfect match for Mahan's thrilling Bach, which is similarly, uncompromisingly, modern."
To sample the album, read the accompanying booklet notes, or download a free track, click here: http://bit.ly/2M1Zykm


I still find the cover ugly, because of the perspective. Had it not been done as an extreme close up, I would not think it ugly, but a fine work of art.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 10, 2023, 05:16:03 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on October 10, 2023, 04:55:09 PMBrilliant music, awful front cover.

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTUzNTEyOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2OTQxODU0MzR9)

Jeepers.

It reminds me of the London Underground map:

(https://offloadmedia.feverup.com/secretldn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/17035231/Tube-Map-December-2020-Central-Section-Credit-TfL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on October 10, 2023, 06:19:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 10, 2023, 05:16:03 PMJeepers.

It reminds me of the London Underground map:

(https://offloadmedia.feverup.com/secretldn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/17035231/Tube-Map-December-2020-Central-Section-Credit-TfL.jpg)

I even prefer the map to that cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on October 10, 2023, 07:16:54 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 10, 2023, 05:16:03 PMJeepers.

It reminds me of the London Underground map:

(https://offloadmedia.feverup.com/secretldn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/17035231/Tube-Map-December-2020-Central-Section-Credit-TfL.jpg)

Also the MBTA map for Boston's system, and probably many others around the world.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 10, 2023, 08:41:53 PM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on October 10, 2023, 04:55:09 PMBrilliant music, awful front cover.

(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiOTUzNTEyOC4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2OTQxODU0MzR9)

Yikes. Even the font. The whole thing conveys "here is a mountain as drawn by someone who is just learning how to use the software".

Possibly that's what actually happened, but they charged the client full price.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 11, 2023, 02:22:25 AM
Quote from: Symphonic Addict on October 10, 2023, 06:19:35 PMI even prefer the map to that cover.

Here you go:  :D
RichardStrauss.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 11, 2023, 02:53:50 AM
;D
Funny!

I'll stick to the score though:

(https://archives.nyphil.org/index.php/jp2/%7CMS%7C6%7C6062%7CMS_6062_001.jp2/portrait/600)(https://www.antik-falkensee.de/catalog/images/2013/41547.JPG)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 15, 2023, 08:59:04 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on October 11, 2023, 02:22:25 AMHere you go:  :D
RichardStrauss.jpg

Fabulous.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 16, 2023, 12:44:14 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 15, 2023, 08:59:04 PMFabulous.
Thank you!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2023, 03:05:35 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535332.html#msg1535332)" thread:

Viennese Lute Music

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2838185005_10.jpg)

[Album details at Bandcamp (https://toyohikosatoh.bandcamp.com/album/viennese-lute-music)]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 18, 2023, 04:06:08 PM
^ now that is awful
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on October 18, 2023, 04:36:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2023, 03:05:35 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535332.html#msg1535332)" thread:

Viennese Lute Music

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2838185005_10.jpg)

"Hey girls, you won't believe what I have to tell you! You know my boyfriend is a freelance photographer and does photos for magazines and other clients. Well, he just bought a new camera and while testing it out accidentally took a photo of my bare back while I was on the grass of the nearby park. He also had to email the new photo he took for a classical music CD cover to the company that does the cover art. Well, of course my boyfriend accidentally sent the photo of me instead of the real cover art photo of a lute or something! Murphy's law stroke and there was this trainee working in the company unable to figure out the photo is wrong one! You won't believe this, because this is so crazy, but now the photo of my back me on the grass is on the cover of 2000 copies of some lute music CDs!! They had to pay me $1.800 for the rights to use that photo. I wonder how well those CDs sell, hahah! Meanwhile my boyfriend had to apologize for sending them the wrong photo and he was paid only half of the $300 he was supposed to get. Isn't this the craziest story you are ever heard?"

This is the only theory I can think of how that cover "art" could have happened. Even the texts look like "placeholders" for the real text done with proper font.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on October 18, 2023, 04:42:05 PM
Are the (presumed) leaf fragments on the model's back there by design?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on October 18, 2023, 06:22:58 PM
Quote from: T. D. on October 18, 2023, 04:42:05 PMAre the (presumed) leaf fragments on the model's back there by design?  :laugh:
I assumed it was the pox!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2023, 07:02:34 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on October 18, 2023, 04:36:25 PM(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2838185005_10.jpg) (https://toyohikosatoh.bandcamp.com/album/viennese-lute-music)

"Hey girls, you won't believe what I have to tell you! You know my boyfriend is a freelance photographer and does photos for magazines and other clients. Well, he just bought a new camera and while testing it out accidentally took a photo of my bare back while I was on the grass of the nearby park. He also had to email the new photo he took for a classical music CD cover to the company that does the cover art. Well, of course my boyfriend accidentally sent the photo of me instead of the real cover art photo of a lute or something! Murphy's law stroke and there was this trainee working in the company unable to figure out the photo is wrong one! You won't believe this, because this is so crazy, but now the photo of my back me on the grass is on the cover of 2000 copies of some lute music CDs!! They had to pay me $1.800 for the rights to use that photo. I wonder how well those CDs sell, hahah! Meanwhile my boyfriend had to apologize for sending them the wrong photo and he was paid only half of the $300 he was supposed to get. Isn't this the craziest story you are ever heard?"

This is the only theory I can think of how that cover "art" could have happened. Even the texts look like "placeholders" for the real text done with proper font.  ???

To all of the above: Yep.

(And thanks for the laugh.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 18, 2023, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2023, 03:05:35 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535332.html#msg1535332)" thread:

Viennese Lute Music

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2838185005_10.jpg)

[Album details at Bandcamp (https://toyohikosatoh.bandcamp.com/album/viennese-lute-music)]

Not objectionable. I've certainly seen better but I've also seen a hell of a lot worse. Beauty Farm for starters.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 18, 2023, 11:50:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 18, 2023, 03:05:35 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535332.html#msg1535332)" thread:

Viennese Lute Music

(https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2838185005_10.jpg)

[Album details at Bandcamp (https://toyohikosatoh.bandcamp.com/album/viennese-lute-music)]

The photograph by German photographer Marion Denis was part of her installation Index.

(http://mariondenis.de/files/indexdoku_v2.jpg)

Accompanying text may contain a hint as to why the photo was placed on the cover of an album of works by a castrato composer:

http://www.mariondenis.de/index.php?/work/index/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 19, 2023, 01:30:52 AM
"The work 'Index' deals with the view of gender and body, starting from a scientific perspective.
Attention is focused on the German sexologist Magnus Hirschfeld, who advocated a theory of sexual intermediate stages in the early 20th century. His basic idea of the diverse forms of gender was illustrated through photographs of hermaphrodites, transvestites and other gender and sexual 'deviants'.
Nevertheless, it is these body images that testify to the search for knowledge, but are at the limit of what can be depicted.
A double disunity
Clarity characterizes the photographs of androgynous bodies he uses, although the 'pointing' to the genitals was intended to reveal an unknown truth."

A lament for a castrato singer..... " who most probably had a short and rather sad life. "
I hope he was able to "carpe diem"!



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 01:38:25 AM
Quote from: pjme on October 19, 2023, 01:30:52 AM"The work 'Index' deals with the view of gender and body, starting from a scientific perspective.
Attention is focused on the German sexologist Magnus Hirschfeld, who advocated a theory of sexual intermediate stages in the early 20th century. His basic idea of the diverse forms of gender was illustrated through photographs of hermaphrodites, transvestites and other gender and sexual 'deviants'.
Nevertheless, it is these body images that testify to the search for knowledge, but are at the limit of what can be depicted.
A double disunity
Clarity characterizes the photographs of androgynous bodies he uses, although the 'pointing' to the genitals was intended to reveal an unknown truth."

A lament for a castrato singer..... " who most probably had a short and rather sad life. "
I hope he was able to "carpe diem"!





What all this has to do with Viennese Lute Music is beyond me.

Besides, castrati usually had luxurious and hedonistic lifestyles. A few of them were even able to have sexual intercourse.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 02:36:02 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 01:38:25 AMWhat all this has to do with Viennese Lute Music is beyond me.

Besides, castrati usually had luxurious and hedonistic lifestyles. A few of them were even able to have sexual intercourse.

Read Toyohiko Satoh notes. You may look for a booklet on Qobuz.

On the other hand, it's not that strange if this or other thing is beyond you. It's normal.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 02:53:33 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 02:36:02 AMRead Toyoihiko Satoh notes. You may look for a booklet on Qobuz.

Qobuz is not available in Romania. If you be so kind to upload the booklet here, I'd be greatly appreciative.

Anyway, the scarce information I could get about Adam Franz Ginter does not support the thesis of his living "a short and sad life". For starters, he lived 45 years, 1661-1706, which for those times was not that short a lifespan, and in 1694 he owned a house in Vienna, which is an indication that his standard of living was far from being sad.

QuoteOn the other hand, it's not that strange if this or other thing is beyond you. It's normal.

I certainly did not claim it's strange.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:00:33 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 02:53:33 AMQobuz is not available in Romania. If you be so kind to upload the booklet here, I'd be greatly appreciative.

Anyway, the scarce information I could get about Adam Franz Ginter does not support the thesis of his living "a short and sad life". For starters, he lived 45 years, 1661-1706, which for those times was not that short a lifespan, and in 1694 he owned a house in Vienna, which is an indication that his standard of living was far from being sad.

I certainly did not claim it's strange.

https://static.qobuz.com/goodies/73/000137737.pdf

It is possible to subscribe to Qobuz anywhere it is available, and then listen and renew the subscription in any country.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:00:46 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 02:36:02 AMOn the other hand, it's not that strange if this or other thing is beyond you. It's normal.

This kind of unprovoked insult of other forum members is sadly a little too "normal" from you.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:14:58 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:00:46 AMThis kind of unprovoked insult of other forum members is sadly a little too "normal" from you.

It's normal for people to imagine things.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:17:10 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:14:58 AMIt's normal for people to imagine things.

Oh stop it. Your jerkish behaviour is completely unnecessary. It's not normal at all to respond in these ways.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:18:56 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:00:33 AMhttps://static.qobuz.com/goodies/73/000137737.pdf

Thanks.

Well, there is an error in this booklet: it gives Ginter's birth year as 1671, while all other sources available online state it was 1661. And the part about his life having been sad because of castration is pure speculation, inconsistent with what we know about lives of other castrati. This does not mean his life was happy, either. The scarcity of details about his life does not allow any conclusive statement. 

Be it as it may, I still find the artwork incongruous with the music.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:20:41 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:17:10 AMOh stop it. Your jerkish behaviour is completely unnecessary. It's not normal at all to respond in these ways.

What's wrong with you? Drink water or take a pill.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:21:39 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:00:33 AMIt is possible to subscribe to Qobuz anywhere it is available, and then listen and renew the subscription in any country.

I don't really feel like taking a trip to the nearest country where Qobuz is available just for the sake of subscribing to it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:24:41 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:18:56 AMThanks.

Well, there is an error in this booklet: it gives Ginter's birth year as 1671, while all other sources available online state it was 1661. And the part about his life having been sad because of castration is pure speculation, inconsistent with what we know about lives of other castrati. This does not mean his life was happy, either. The scarcity of details about his life does not allow any conclusive statement. 

Be it as it may, I still find the artwork incongruous with the music.

I don't think I've mentioned anywhere what life was like for castrati. Hard or fun. I have no idea what it was like in this particular case. When I found out where the picture on the cover was from, I thought the connection might be, which is what I comment about. I'm not insisting on anything, just shared the information I found.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:25:19 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:20:41 AMWhat's wrong with you? Drink water or take a pill.

What's wrong with me is that we already had Todd and we don't need a second member who plays games with people instead of talking directly.

Telling Florestan that it's normal for him to not understand things was an insulting remark. You've said nothing to clarify or indicate that you didn't mean it as an insult. Instead you go round and round in circles, making oblique remarks that you think are clever. You're not clever. You're behaving like a schoolboy. Grow the fuck up.

EDIT: And the dialogue around accessing Qobuz isn't any better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:26:59 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:21:39 AMI don't really feel like taking a trip to the nearest country where Qobuz is available just for the sake of subscribing to it.


I wasn't suggesting you go anywhere.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:31:31 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 03:25:19 AMWhat's wrong with me is that we already had Todd and we don't need a second member who plays games with people instead of talking directly.

Telling Florestan that it's normal for him to not understand things was an insulting remark. You've said nothing to clarify or indicate that you didn't mean it as an insult. Instead you go round and round in circles, making oblique remarks that you think are clever. You're not clever. You're behaving like a schoolboy. Grow the fuck up.

You're having a hard time, I can see that. Do not think I can help.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:33:01 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:24:41 AMI don't think I've mentioned anywhere what life was like for castrati. Hard or fun.

You recommended me to read Satoh's booklet, which with your generous help I did. My subsequent comments referred to, well, the booklet.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:46:57 AM
Quote from: Florestan on October 19, 2023, 03:33:01 AMYou recommended me to read Satoh's booklet, which with your generous help I did. My subsequent comments referred to, well, the booklet.


Ok. I believe artist's approach is a pure speculation. Art is not a science, luckily.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on October 19, 2023, 06:18:52 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 03:31:31 AMYou're having a hard time, I can see that. Do not think I can help.
Politely, I think you could help by reconsidering this tone of voice. Thanks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 07:00:17 AM
Quote from: Brian on October 19, 2023, 06:18:52 AMPolitely, I think you could help by reconsidering this tone of voice. Thanks.

You prefer the "Grow the fuck up" tone of voice better?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on October 19, 2023, 07:05:26 AM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 07:00:17 AMYou prefer the "Grow the fuck up" tone of voice better?

No one really prefers either.  Let us get back to the cover art now.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on October 19, 2023, 07:24:01 AM
Quote from: DavidW on October 19, 2023, 07:05:26 AMNo one really prefers either.  Let us get back to the cover art now.

Either or not, the admin chose to address me rather than someone giving fucks here.

Discussing cover art is exactly what I was doing here, see above.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2023, 03:10:41 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535402.html#msg1535402)" thread:

(https://i.discogs.com/Bv1cA_K513ugYyetQv7oS0clNXi48g_ddEun7qdBdsc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:591/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg0Njc1/NTAtMTQ4ODcxNTM1/Ni05MTM1LmpwZWc.jpeg)

No thanks.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 04:06:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2023, 03:10:41 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1535402.html#msg1535402)" thread:

(https://i.discogs.com/Bv1cA_K513ugYyetQv7oS0clNXi48g_ddEun7qdBdsc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:591/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg0Njc1/NTAtMTQ4ODcxNTM1/Ni05MTM1LmpwZWc.jpeg)

No thanks.

Well they're basically invoking another Röntgen.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on October 19, 2023, 04:39:18 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F25%2F55%2Fbc%2F2555bc883b65ab5f6abc11c6a22c9e71.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=28de4a46ec71b1b2b4caa49ef11ae3bf271469c09ec5e4b578960d8a64a139d9&ipo=images)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on October 19, 2023, 05:11:43 PM
Quote from: DavidW on October 19, 2023, 04:39:18 PM(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F25%2F55%2Fbc%2F2555bc883b65ab5f6abc11c6a22c9e71.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=28de4a46ec71b1b2b4caa49ef11ae3bf271469c09ec5e4b578960d8a64a139d9&ipo=images)

Ha!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on October 20, 2023, 07:04:14 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 04:06:04 PMWell they're basically invoking another Röntgen.

I thought that cover was very witty! I may even have posted it on the "Good album covers" thread some months ago after seeing it on WAYLTL.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 21, 2023, 05:46:19 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 19, 2023, 04:06:04 PMWell they're basically invoking another Röntgen.
"In the year 1848, when a wave of freedom movements swept through Europe, the German merchant Friedrich Conrad Röntgen settled in Apeldoorn. In exactly the same year, another Röntgen tried his luck in the opposite direction. From his native city of Deventer, Engelbert Röntgen went to the conservatory in Leipzig to continue his violin studies with Ferdinand David. Both Röntgens produced a famous son. Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen, son of the Apeldoorn merchant, discovered the X-rays named after him. Engelbert's first child was Julius Röntgen."

" Wilhelm Conrad and Julius were contemporaries and distant relations: the grandfather of the physicist and the great grandfather of the composer were brothers. It is certain that they knew each other, though unfortunately there is no concrete information about this. It is a fact that Julius was hounded during his lifetime by the worldwide fame of his distant great uncle. Once, having arrived for his annual sojourn at Fuglsang in Denmark, a Danish newspaper reported: 'Yesterday professor Röntgen arrived, though not the famous one.' And when taking a boat trip down the Rhine the rumour spread that the famous discoverer of the X-rays was aboard, resulting in an entire brass band and an extra railway carriage awaiting him. Julius would also often refer to himself as 'not the famous one'. "

http://www.juliusrontgen.nl/en/home-en/ (http://www.juliusrontgen.nl/en/home-en/)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on October 21, 2023, 11:43:07 AM
Ah, thank you. I did do a little bit of looking to figure out whether there was a family connection but I wasn't in a position at the time to look very hard.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on October 22, 2023, 02:30:37 AM
Quote from: Madiel on October 21, 2023, 11:43:07 AMAh, thank you.
You're welcome. 
And it is great (strange, enlightening, weird,funny...) to see and read how differently people react.
Ok - let's see what the next awful cd /LP cover brings!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 02, 2023, 11:43:07 PM
Someone's been reading Wheatley ...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 03, 2023, 03:04:55 AM
Is this  Phillis Wheatley Peters (c. 1753 – December 5, 1784)  or is it Dennis Yeats Wheatley (8 January 1897 – 10 November 1977).....a slave writing poetry or a writer of occult novels?

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 03:14:52 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 03, 2023, 03:04:55 AMIs this  Phillis Wheatley Peters (c. 1753 – December 5, 1784)  or is it Dennis Yeats Wheatley (8 January 1897 – 10 November 1977).....a slave writing poetry or a writer of occult novels?



Knowing Scion, I'd say the latter.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 03, 2023, 03:27:48 AM
Quote from: Scion7 on November 02, 2023, 11:43:07 PM(https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=106994;image)

They should have re-thought the cover art too.  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 03:44:40 AM
The cover art doesn't bother me. The cover words do.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 03, 2023, 04:09:04 AM
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/0acbe9_3591ada6404c4394bb4f14cda53f60b4~mv2.jpg/v1/crop/x_34,y_0,w_286,h_286/fill/w_274,h_274,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/PC-10434-front.jpg)

Jimenez (https://www.jorge-jimenez.es/) and his artistic team enjoy the collage technique!  Age old..., I'd say, almost a cliché. But again, is it bad design, is this ugly?  Not in my opinion.
Collage artists (https://www.anothermag.com/art-photography/3318/top-10-collage-artists-hannah-hoch-to-man-ray) 
Max Ernst (cfr. my avatar), was very good at it.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSzM6-ujoOmgmdIVJn_W5iWPy-LMxdoG-suZ_eQF8i6UuHYPVnJMd-zYHVIifUeAMxwBhM&usqp=CAU)
I found figural elements united there that stood so far apart from each other that the absurdity of this accumulation caused a sudden intensification of my visionary facilities and brought about a hallucinating succession of contradictory images.

Max Ernst
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 03, 2023, 04:32:42 AM
Quote from: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 03:44:40 AMThe cover art doesn't bother me. The cover words do.

I re-thought the cover art. Hopefully the words bother you less.

bach.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 04:41:12 AM
Quote from: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 03:44:40 AMThe cover art doesn't bother me. The cover words do.

Well, the absurdity of the words matches the absurdity of the recordings. Why would anyone take the trouble to transcribe Bach's Cello Suites and Goldberg Variations for solo violin and perform them as such? I can think of only one answer: to show that it can be done --- but then again, not everything that can be done is worth doing.

There's still another possibility, now that I think of it. Mr. Jimenez could have of course chosen from the many works with which the genuine solo violin repertoire is blessed besides Bach's sonatas and partitas: Locatelli, Tartini, Paganini, Fiorillo, Kreutzer, Beriot, Ernst, Vieuxtemps, Sauret, Ysaye --- they have all composed marvelous pieces for solo violin. But of course they are not at all as respectable, important and interesting as Bach; there's much more prestige and it is a much more serious artistic accomplishment to play the Goldberg Variations on violin than to play Sauret's Etudes-Caprices for violin. Way to go, Mr. Jimenez! Please, give us as soon as possible the Well-Tempered Clavier too! And why not think even bigger and crown your career with Johannes-Passion transcribed for solo violin?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 03, 2023, 05:27:56 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 03, 2023, 04:32:42 AMI re-thought the cover art. Hopefully the words bother you less.
Ok, ok. Nice try, Pujo, but allow me to say it's a bit ... gallant, innocent....I don't have Photoshop or other digital equipment to transform the design, but Jimenez is an iconoclast and could/should/would inspire a tougher (crazier) visual effect. :P 

Jorge Jimenez loves to use his devilish eyes...nobody will deter him from his dangerous, extravagant, impermissible  >:D escapades! Brrrr...! >:D

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkfY2dofTA6qPKbbfPpHeAfxVvdv6EpfQbei20oN5CB5MVuGh331aMPSyWtbKi3U4aWPA&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 03, 2023, 07:49:58 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 03, 2023, 03:04:55 AMis it Dennis Yeats Wheatley (8 January 1897 – 10 November 1977)..... a writer of occult novels?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 03, 2023, 08:55:05 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 04:41:12 AMWell, the absurdity of the words matches the absurdity of the recordings. Why would anyone take the trouble to transcribe Bach's Cello Suites and Goldberg Variations for solo violin and perform them as such? I can think of only one answer: to show that it can be done --- but then again, not everything that can be done is worth doing.

There's still another possibility, now that I think of it. Mr. Jimenez could have of course chosen from the many works with which the genuine solo violin repertoire is blessed besides Bach's sonatas and partitas: Locatelli, Tartini, Paganini, Fiorillo, Kreutzer, Beriot, Ernst, Vieuxtemps, Sauret, Ysaye --- they have all composed marvelous pieces for solo violin. But of course they are not at all as respectable, important and interesting as Bach; there's much more prestige and it is a much more serious artistic accomplishment to play the Goldberg Variations on violin than to play Sauret's Etudes-Caprices for violin. Way to go, Mr. Jimenez! Please, give us as soon as possible the Well-Tempered Clavier too! And why not think even bigger and crown your career with Johannes-Passion transcribed for solo violin?

Well, there's lots of works for solo violin which are nice and pleasant but don't touch people's hearts the way Bach does.  And some of them aren't exactly underrecorded: I stopped counting the number of recordings of Ysaye's Opus 27 available from Presto when I got to twenty.

And he's not alone in doing the Cello Suites for violin.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61iJeqh7OiL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)
She just released a version of the Goldbergs done as a Baroque ensemble work.
I haven't heard either.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 03, 2023, 09:00:16 AM
Those transcriptions for the cello sonatas are from the mid-19th century - but that doesn't mean ol' Johann Sebastian would approve.  ;D  (or having the 'goat of Mendez' as an image on his music)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 09:14:27 AM
Quote from: JBS on November 03, 2023, 08:55:05 AMWell, there's lots of works for solo violin which are nice and pleasant but don't touch people's hearts the way Bach does.  And some of them aren't exactly underrecorded: I stopped counting the number of recordings of Ysaye's Opus 27 available from Presto when I got to twenty.

And he's not alone in doing the Cello Suites for violin.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61iJeqh7OiL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)
She just released a version of the Goldbergs done as a Baroque ensemble work.
I haven't heard either.

My point, by which I stand, is that the genuine violin repertoire is large enough that one needs not resort to transcriptions of dubious value and interest --- but as I said before, why play something written for the violin by a non-German composer when one can play the Goldberg Variations on the violin and congratulate oneself for their superior taste and artistry?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 03, 2023, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 09:14:27 AMMy point, by which I stand, is that the genuine violin repertoire is large enough that one needs not resort to transcriptions of dubious value and interest --- but as I said before, why play something written for the violin by a non-German composer when one can play the Goldberg Variations on the violin and congratulate oneself for their superior taste and artistry?   ;D

But suppose you're one of those people who find Sauret's Etudes-Caprices of dubious value and interest?

Să nu discutăm despre gusturi.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 03, 2023, 09:55:18 AM
Quote from: Scion7 on November 03, 2023, 09:00:16 AMThose transcriptions for the cello sonatas are from the mid-19th century - but that doesn't mean ol' Johann Sebastian would approve.  ;D  (or having the 'goat of Mendez' as an image on his music)

Given the attitude musicians of his era had towards transcriptions and adaptations, he probably would just shrug his shoulders about the transcriptions.

The cover art otoh...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 10:03:29 AM
Quote from: JBS on November 03, 2023, 09:52:07 AMBut suppose you're one of those people who find Sauret's Etudes-Caprices of dubious value and interest?

I am inclined to think that of those very few people who have actually listened to them fewer still find them of dubious value and interest, whereas many, if not most, Bach devotees would not go out of their way to listen to the Goldberg Variations transcribed for solo violin.

QuoteSă nu discutăm despre gusturi.

Preferi să discutăm despre culori?  :D

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 03, 2023, 12:54:59 PM
Quote from: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 10:03:29 AMI am inclined to think that of those very few people who have actually listened to them fewer still find them of dubious value and interest, whereas many, if not most, Bach devotees would not go out of their way to listen to the Goldberg Variations transcribed for solo violin.

Preferi să discutăm despre culori?  :D


You, and others here, might want to first watch this before deciding things.  It also looks like he posted various tracks from it too (Goldberg V.).  Note:  he also did this whole video by himself during a Covid lockdown in the UK.

  There is also at least one about his transcription of the cello pieces (look around a bit).

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 01:30:29 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 03, 2023, 04:32:42 AMI re-thought the cover art. Hopefully the words bother you less.

bach.jpg

No. Still just as bothered.

For some musicians, it seems that being in possession of a hammer makes them see everything as a nail.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 03, 2023, 01:46:15 PM
Quote from: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 01:30:29 PMNo. Still just as bothered.

For some musicians, it seems that being in possession of a hammer makes them see everything as a nail.
Perhaps they really love the works and want to be able to play them?  And are willing to spend a lot of time and effort to try and adapt them for the instrument that they can play?  Maybe just try and give them a listen before judging?   :)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 03, 2023, 02:15:31 PM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 03, 2023, 01:46:15 PMPerhaps they really love the works and want to be able to play them?  And are willing to spend a lot of time and effort to try and adapt them for the instrument that they can play?  Maybe just try and give them a listen before judging?   :)

PD

As discussed elsewhere, I'm a pianist but it never occurs to me to want to be able to play the string quartets I love. I'm not that self-centred.

And we're talking about commercially released recordings. Why the hell do I need to spend time listening to a version of the cello suites that's not on a cello given the sheer number of options for listening to it on a cello? That's like suggesting that, when trying to choose an ice skate, that I shouldn't discount going ice skating in flippers until I've tried it.

Well, I'm sure it's possible to eventually work out how to ice skate in flippers, but why would I decide to throw away all the previous effort that went into working out that blades were a good choice?

A composer's decisions about the combination of music and instrument are not random. I wish more people would respect those decisions.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 11:09:49 PM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000143/2/0/595.jpg)

One way to read it is thus:

Beetho Venham Merkla

Vier-So (ie, Four-So in German)

Nate Afa

Nassiev

that is, the first line is the name of the composer, the second line is the name of the work, the third line is the name of the conductor and the last line is the name of the ensemble.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 04, 2023, 02:12:10 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 11:09:49 PM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000143/2/0/595.jpg)

One way to read it is thus:

Beetho Venham Merkla

Vier-So (ie, Four-So in German)

Nate Afa

Nassiev

that is, the first line is the name of the composer, the second line is the name of the work, the third line is the name of the conductor and the last line is the name of the ensemble.  ;D

Yes I saw that one, was it the New Releases thread? Hopeless. It genuinely took a moment to work out what music was on the album.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on November 04, 2023, 02:31:18 AM
It never ceases to amaze me. Why are comments deleted? What are you afraid of, moderators?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 04, 2023, 03:18:59 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 03, 2023, 05:27:56 AMOk, ok. Nice try, Pujo, but allow me to say it's a bit ... gallant, innocent....I don't have Photoshop or other digital equipment to transform the design, but Jimenez is an iconoclast and could/should/would inspire a tougher (crazier) visual effect. :P

Jorge Jimenez loves to use his devilish eyes...nobody will deter him from his dangerous, extravagant, impermissible  >:D escapades! Brrrr...! >:D

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkfY2dofTA6qPKbbfPpHeAfxVvdv6EpfQbei20oN5CB5MVuGh331aMPSyWtbKi3U4aWPA&usqp=CAU)



Okay. I didn't know this violin player. Based on your feedback, I re-designed/re-thought the cover art again hopefully reflecting better the personality of this artist:

bach2.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 04, 2023, 03:51:40 AM
Perfect!  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 04, 2023, 03:59:24 AM
I wonder if there is a recording of the violin sonatas and partitas played on the cello.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 04, 2023, 04:03:33 AM
https://youtu.be/tMxf_yPk0cQ?si=fyvEG2LU_JofdOP7

:o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 04, 2023, 04:05:29 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 04, 2023, 03:59:24 AMI wonder if there is a recording of the violin sonatas and partitas played on the cello.

There's stuff like that on Youtube at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GALrkGrDU-g
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 04, 2023, 04:13:34 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 04, 2023, 04:05:29 AMThere's stuff like that on Youtube at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GALrkGrDU-g

That's the very definition of an exercise in futility.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 04, 2023, 04:15:01 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 04, 2023, 04:03:33 AMhttps://youtu.be/tMxf_yPk0cQ?si=fyvEG2LU_JofdOP7

:o

Why on earth did he choose the cello if he wanted to play stuff written for the violin? ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on November 04, 2023, 08:06:27 PM
Poor viola players...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 05, 2023, 12:30:58 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 03, 2023, 11:09:49 PM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000143/2/0/595.jpg)

One way to read it is thus:

Beetho Venham Merkla

Vier-So (ie, Four-So in German)

Nate Afa

Nassiev

that is, the first line is the name of the composer, the second line is the name of the work, the third line is the name of the conductor and the last line is the name of the ensemble.  ;D

That's how I'd read it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 05, 2023, 12:52:16 AM
Quote from: KevinP on November 04, 2023, 08:06:27 PMPoor viola players...
;D


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 05, 2023, 01:12:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 05, 2023, 12:30:58 AMThat's how I'd read it.
:) Please don't say that.. :-[ :( .
I'm sure you're (we're) not colour blind.... :)
For me (as a former publicity designer) this cd cover is both "classic" and quite elegant. I'd even say that my curiosity is stimulated and I'm "enticed" to read again....to read better. Yes, "Beethoven" and "Afanassiev....

I was reminded of Milton Glaser, one of the best designers ever!


Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 05, 2023, 01:34:36 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 05, 2023, 01:12:40 AMFor me (as a former publicity designer) this cd cover is both "classic" and quite elegant.

Looks like when it comes to "classic" and "elegance" you live on a different planet than I do, Peter!  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 05, 2023, 01:39:15 AM
And now that I think of it, the German title of the sonata is misspelled. The correct form is Hammerklaviersonate, without hyphenation. They hyphenated it because otherwise they would not have been able to fit the whole text into a 6x6 square. Very elegant indeed. ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 05, 2023, 01:49:36 AM
Quote from: Florestan on November 05, 2023, 01:34:36 AM....a different planet ....with and without hyphenation....
8)
And so life doesn't become boring and is always full of surprises....


 :o
 And: https://youtu.be/S7v9Ja1forY?si=Gvm9MTKaw2MIraax


 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 05, 2023, 01:08:12 AM
Surprises are overrated. I'd like people to meet reasonable expectations.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 05, 2023, 01:10:39 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 05, 2023, 01:49:36 AM8)
And so life doesn't become boring and is always full of surprises....


 :o
 And: https://youtu.be/S7v9Ja1forY?si=Gvm9MTKaw2MIraax


 


Oh, I can very well understand those things. The genuine string quartet repertoire is so small and insignificant that any addition, be it in the form of a transcription, is more than welcome. Valid also for the scarcity of genuine orchestral music.

I'm with @Madiel  all the way. Transcriptions had a functional raison d'être in an age where the only way to listen to music at home was either to play it yourself or hear it played by others. In an age when recordings of original works are abundant and dirt cheap transcriptions have lost any functional value. They are mostly vanity projects, even if (or perhaps more so when) big names are involved.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Symphonic Addict on November 05, 2023, 11:17:45 AM
The most apt cover art that suits these pieces IMO. They match quite well I must say.

(https://www.hyperion-records.co.uk/jpegs/150dpi/034571177632.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on November 05, 2023, 11:25:35 AM
That is a huge dog!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 05, 2023, 01:09:22 PM
Is that Derek Jacobi in the bottom left?  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 05, 2023, 02:56:00 PM
I didn't realize Fabio was a violinist.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on November 06, 2023, 01:49:11 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61bfBI5s99L._AC_.jpg)

David's Madame Racamier holding a weirdly photoshopped clarinet says "Honegger" to me.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on November 06, 2023, 01:58:08 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on November 06, 2023, 01:49:11 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61bfBI5s99L._AC_.jpg)

David's Madame Racamier holding a weirdly photoshopped clarinet says "Honegger" to me.
And she looks, I don't know...elongated?  ;D

That series (and a similar one dedicated to Milhaud) made some unknown music available to the record collector, but the production standards weren't very high, alas...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on November 08, 2023, 01:57:47 AM
Quote from: ritter on November 06, 2023, 01:58:08 PMThat series (and a similar one dedicated to Milhaud) made some unknown music available
That was a very interesting series (I have several) but, indeed, production standards weren't the best.
Apart from cd's with quite rare works by Honegger, Milhaud, Chostakovitch and Prokofiev, Praga offered recordings by Sviatoslav Richter, some Katchaturian, Schönberg, Stravinsky, Lalo, Brahms and Beethoven etc.
The designers seemed to love surrealistic collages....

(https://i.discogs.com/lOYJ6VPhK930BpGDyEhUjItoXSy_K8PiK3zpHpEHHfI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:599/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI1MzE2/NTg0LTE2Njk3MTE2/MzMtMTA0My5qcGVn.jpeg)
(https://i.discogs.com/Uq7JoVb6o-j9PKpIsACXstvR7XrvaYtXaoYGWlKSXX8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:594/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI4ODEz/MTA4LTE2OTkyMTYy/NzctNTYxMS5qcGVn.jpeg)
Imho they are not really bad, rather dated and generally the lay out is unrefined.

(https://i.discogs.com/AR3jsqhe_of9dGzMLYnLovlUPheQ7uPvJV3km62ZX8A/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:593/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzIx/MDUtMTQ3MTcyODAx/NC0yOTg0LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 08, 2023, 02:26:09 AM
Quote from: pjme on November 08, 2023, 01:57:47 AM(https://i.discogs.com/AR3jsqhe_of9dGzMLYnLovlUPheQ7uPvJV3km62ZX8A/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:593/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzIx/MDUtMTQ3MTcyODAx/NC0yOTg0LmpwZWc.jpeg)

This is not that bad, actually, what with its references to Piero della Francesca and Dali. Surrealistic indeed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM
(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on November 10, 2023, 08:33:15 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)

???

Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on November 10, 2023, 09:53:32 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on November 04, 2023, 03:18:59 AMOkay. I didn't know this violin player. Based on your feedback, I re-designed/re-thought the cover art again hopefully reflecting better the personality of this artist:

bach2.jpg
Well done!

PD

p.s.  I think that you could have either a new or secondary career in your future!   :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 10, 2023, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on November 10, 2023, 09:53:32 AMWell done!

PD

p.s.  I think that you could have either a new or secondary career in your future!   :)

Thanks for your positive and encouraging words! 8)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on November 10, 2023, 05:59:27 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)

Yes, because the key tool that a man takes out into the fields with him is THAT.

I mean, it's not even coherently irrelevant. Maybe the cover designer had heard the album and was just trying to convey that it sucked.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on November 11, 2023, 04:19:55 AM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)

That sucks compared to what Naxos did:

8.557720.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Irons on November 11, 2023, 05:12:56 AM
Quote from: JBS on November 10, 2023, 08:33:15 AM???

Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner?

 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2023, 05:41:13 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)

Far out. I thought it was a joke, but it's real (https://open.spotify.com/album/1qkGhBNEhzN6ghu1PGKHEF).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Papy Oli on November 17, 2023, 08:50:42 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on November 16, 2023, 05:41:13 PMFar out. I thought it was a joke, but it's real (https://open.spotify.com/album/1qkGhBNEhzN6ghu1PGKHEF).

I am taking the matter of this thread very seriously you know  >:(

 :P  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on November 17, 2023, 04:05:33 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 17, 2023, 08:50:42 AMI am taking the matter of this thread very seriously you know  >:(

 :P  :laugh:

Excellent.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on November 17, 2023, 11:21:42 PM
Quote from: Papy Oli on November 10, 2023, 08:21:15 AM(https://d1iiivw74516uk.cloudfront.net/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJwcmVzdG8tY292ZXItaW1hZ2VzIiwia2V5IjoiODAyOTQyMi4xLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6OTAwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo2NX0sInRvRm9ybWF0IjoianBlZyJ9LCJ0aW1lc3RhbXAiOjE2NzcwNzQwNzl9)

And yet, it's very simple and logical. Who does the vacuum-cleaning usually? The mother. Well, now it's Father's Day, ie father's time. "And while you're at it, darling, mow the lawn as well, if you be so kind!" "Sure, honey, no problem!" and after a while: "Darling, you're a genius! You managed to mow the lawn using the vacuum-cleaner!"  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 18, 2023, 12:59:53 AM
probably more to do with avoiding raking the leaves ^
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Scion7 on November 18, 2023, 02:17:33 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 06, 2023, 11:30:32 PM
Silence on 4 CDs for those requiring more than 80 minutes of peace ::) .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 12:53:49 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 06, 2023, 11:30:32 PMSilence on 4 CDs for those requiring more than 80 minutes of peace ::) .

What is so bad about the cover? It fits the title like a glove.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 12:57:54 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 12:53:49 AMWhat is so bad about the cover? It fits the title like a glove.

Yeah, that cover art is fine imho. It's the concept of "ultimate silence" that is weird.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 01:08:23 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 12:57:54 AMYeah, that cover art is fine imho. It's the concept of "ultimate silence" that is weird.

Granted, the ultimate silence is to be found rather in the grave than listening to music --- but the cover can hardly be classified among the worst, both in itself and in its relation to the album's concept.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 01:15:51 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 01:08:23 AMGranted, the ultimate silence is to be found rather in the grave than listening to music --- but the cover can hardly be classified among the worst, both in itself and in its relation to the album's concept.

People don't seem to find truly ugly cover art anymore and instead they post stuff they find "weird." This thread could be renamed "Weird looking CD/LP artwork."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on December 07, 2023, 05:20:56 AM
Quote from: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 12:53:49 AMIt fits the title like a glove.

Ultimate silence???  :o I have some strong doubts! Anyway, leave dolphins alone, don't go near them, don't lock them up in horrible pools, don't turn them into tacky clowns. Before you know André Rieu has them singing Frühlingstimmen wearing a cheap wig and even cheaper costumes...)  ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on December 07, 2023, 05:24:41 AM
Quote from: pjme on December 07, 2023, 05:20:56 AM

Ultimate silence???  :o I have some strong doubts!

On the cover they're under water, not above it.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on December 07, 2023, 05:29:12 AM
smart ass  :P
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on December 07, 2023, 06:04:15 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 06, 2023, 11:30:32 PMSilence on 4 CDs for those requiring more than 80 minutes of peace ::) .

That would be a great cover for Cage's 4'33! :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on December 07, 2023, 06:14:09 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 12:57:54 AMYeah, that cover art is fine imho. It's the concept of "ultimate silence" that is weird.

Allied with the description above it on the cover, I think they're referring to silence of the spirit, which people often find easier to achieve with the right kinds of 'noises' accompanying it in the physical world.

Dolphins do seem such friendly, matey things, but I agree with pjme about leaving them to lead their own lives rather than being adjuncts to ours. (Though .. :-[ .. I did once swim with dolphins in Florida, and it was amazing, but that was a very long time ago and it was in a small lake, not a pool - and they wouldn't go near the girl I was with, she was devastated - but I wouldn't want to do it now.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 07:39:25 AM
Quote from: Iota on December 07, 2023, 06:14:09 AMI did once swim with dolphins in Florida, and it was amazing, but that was a very long time ago and it was in a small lake, not a pool...

Cool. I actually learned to swim in Florida myself back in 1982. Pool + Gulf of Mexico (Belleair Beach). My family was visiting my uncle's family. My uncle worked for Nokia and had a secondment there for a few years. I saw dolphins perform at Sea World Orlando, but I didn't swim with them (or manatees). The waters in Finland are a bit chilly for me, but the Gulf of Mexico was warm enough. :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on December 07, 2023, 10:16:32 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 07, 2023, 07:39:25 AMCool. I actually learned to swim in Florida myself back in 1982. Pool + Gulf of Mexico (Belleair Beach). My family was visiting my uncle's family. My uncle worked for Nokia and had a secondment there for a few years. I saw dolphins perform at Sea World Orlando, but I didn't swim with them (or manatees). The waters in Finland are a bit chilly for me, but the Gulf of Mexico was warm enough. :D

What a great place to learn to swim!  8)

We were there two or three years later than you, in our early twenties, started with a couple of days in Tampa then hired a car and drove all the way down through the Florida Keys, via Miami and the Everglades (where we swam with the dolphins), a memorable trip!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 11:20:35 AM
Quote from: DavidW on December 07, 2023, 06:04:15 AMThat would be a great cover for Cage's 4'33! :laugh:

Only if it was released as a single.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 07, 2023, 10:15:29 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 11:20:35 AMOnly if it was released as a single.

On Discogs...

(https://i.discogs.com/FFI_di2YiTt2OhR29khfTbuQ9rhYi-w92syKOmlBt98/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTUxOTQx/NDItMTYyMjkzNDU4/MS03NzE4LmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/1GvkxkHs69zasBg4zJeq0v5rxAasc-EHt7i8edkA95g/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:516/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTUxOTQx/NDItMTYyMjkzNDU4/MS05NDk5LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 10:21:11 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 07, 2023, 10:15:29 PMOn Discogs...

(https://i.discogs.com/FFI_di2YiTt2OhR29khfTbuQ9rhYi-w92syKOmlBt98/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:596/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTUxOTQx/NDItMTYyMjkzNDU4/MS03NzE4LmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.discogs.com/1GvkxkHs69zasBg4zJeq0v5rxAasc-EHt7i8edkA95g/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:516/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTUxOTQx/NDItMTYyMjkzNDU4/MS05NDk5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

I want sales data.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 07, 2023, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 10:21:11 PMI want sales data.

:laugh:

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 10:27:16 PM
Oh God. Demand outstrips supply...

Kids today.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 10:29:40 PM
Addendum: now I'm scared that somewhere on some forum (maybe even this one) there's a thread discussing the best recordings of 4'33'' and people arguing for their favourite.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 07, 2023, 11:14:19 PM
Quote from: Madiel on December 07, 2023, 10:29:40 PMAddendum: now I'm scared that somewhere on some forum (maybe even this one) there's a thread discussing the best recordings of 4'33'' and people arguing for their favourite.

I had to look, and found This (https://www.coursehero.com/file/190541821/Copy-of-Activity-4-John-Cage-Discussion-Forumsdocx/) which appears to be a site for AI to do one's homework (kids today ::) )...




Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 08, 2023, 04:47:20 AM
I'm sure I have many 4'33" long tracks on many CDs. If I play them my amplifier turned off or the volume turned completely down, is it listening to Cage's 4'33"?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 08, 2023, 06:02:07 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 08, 2023, 04:47:20 AMI'm sure I have many 4'33" long tracks on many CDs. If I play them my amplifier turned off or the volume turned completely down, is it listening to Cage's 4'33"?

An interesting question. I would say no.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on December 08, 2023, 06:13:09 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 08, 2023, 04:47:20 AMI'm sure I have many 4'33" long tracks on many CDs. If I play them my amplifier turned off or the volume turned completely down, is it listening to Cage's 4'33"?

Sort of yes, if you've become super mindful of the room ambiance and low or distant noises outside the room, which is something other than silence.

-

I once joked when I was on TC that the definitive recording of 4'33" is obviously - obviously - the one with Maria Callas in the audience.

But we don't have here the rabid Callas fanatics they had then, so that joke won't translate. If she recorded something it was therefor "obviously" the best recording.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on December 08, 2023, 08:23:18 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 08, 2023, 04:47:20 AMI'm sure I have many 4'33" long tracks on many CDs. If I play them my amplifier turned off or the volume turned completely down, is it listening to Cage's 4'33"?

Cage merely pointed out, quite wittily and quite convincingly, that whatever we listen to, we listen to ourselves.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2023, 04:04:43 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/HXJ6H4NyTLRGEDJM3G5CkZ9W6Lr9_FFw-k15_vqOLrY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:519/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE1OTEy/NDE0LTE2MDAwNzMx/ODUtMzkwNi5qcGVn.jpeg)

and...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/519Kccj3YlL.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 15, 2023, 08:06:08 PM
^ How old was the phone they downloaded those with? :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2023, 08:55:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on December 15, 2023, 04:04:43 PM(https://i.discogs.com/HXJ6H4NyTLRGEDJM3G5CkZ9W6Lr9_FFw-k15_vqOLrY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:519/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE1OTEy/NDE0LTE2MDAwNzMx/ODUtMzkwNi5qcGVn.jpeg)

and...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/W/MEDIAX_792452-T2/images/I/519Kccj3YlL.jpg)

They remind me of the ghastly Decca (London) Ovation (https://www.discogs.com/label/2827958-Ovation-6) series of albums from the mid-1980s. Sample cover (https://www.discogs.com/master/1052465-Gershwin-Copland-Mehta-Maazel-Rhapsody-In-Blue):

(https://i.discogs.com/6fAVNg2Oada50Z6G_2zICzPfz_yUrZvId9fVyuBYHoQ/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:582/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTgyMDg1/NjMtMTQ1NzE4Mzg2/Ny0yMDM3LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 15, 2023, 09:04:20 PM
^ They were perhaps trying to appeal to the younger generation of Pac-man players ;D .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on December 16, 2023, 08:34:11 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 15, 2023, 09:04:20 PM^ They were perhaps trying to appeal to the younger generation of Pac-man players ;D .

These young whipper snappers and their pac-man! :laugh: The game came out a mere 43 years ago.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 16, 2023, 11:45:38 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on December 15, 2023, 09:04:20 PM^ They were perhaps trying to appeal to the younger generation of Pac-man players ;D .

Generation X the PAC-MAN players. I am part of that "younger" generation, but the art in question isn't to my liking at all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 18, 2023, 05:20:37 AM
As a bit of an aside, was the composer Sir George Dyson any relation to the creator of the Dyson vacuum cleaner?  I didn't see anything in Wiki (quickly looking) on the composer's entry page.

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on December 18, 2023, 07:26:50 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on December 18, 2023, 05:20:37 AMAs a bit of an aside, was the composer Sir George Dyson any relation to the creator of the Dyson vacuum cleaner?  I didn't see anything in Wiki (quickly looking) on the composer's entry page.

PD
I wouldn't know, but I asked ChatGPT and here's what it answered:

Sir George Dyson, the English composer, and Sir James Dyson, the British inventor and entrepreneur, are not directly related. They come from different fields and do not share a close familial connection. Sir George Dyson (1883–1964) was known for his contributions to classical music, while Sir James Dyson (born 1947) is renowned for founding Dyson Ltd, a company famous for its vacuum cleaners and other innovative household products. The similarity in their surnames is coincidental, and there is no known familial relationship between the two individuals.

According to ChatGPT, the surname Dyson has Greek origin "Dennis" or "Dionysius." The surname isn't very common nor very rare in the UK.

Looks like they are not related, at least closely.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on December 18, 2023, 08:23:56 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 18, 2023, 07:26:50 AMI wouldn't know, but I asked ChatGPT and here's what it answered:

Sir George Dyson, the English composer, and Sir James Dyson, the British inventor and entrepreneur, are not directly related. They come from different fields and do not share a close familial connection. Sir George Dyson (1883–1964) was known for his contributions to classical music, while Sir James Dyson (born 1947) is renowned for founding Dyson Ltd, a company famous for its vacuum cleaners and other innovative household products. The similarity in their surnames is coincidental, and there is no known familial relationship between the two individuals.

According to ChatGPT, the surname Dyson has Greek origin "Dennis" or "Dionysius." The surname isn't very common nor very rare in the UK.

Looks like they are not related, at least closely.

Thanks!

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on December 18, 2023, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on December 18, 2023, 07:26:50 AMbut I asked ChatGPT

Which is basically unreliable.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on December 18, 2023, 12:59:39 PM
After looking over their wiki pages, the truth is even more interesting. George, the composer, did have a scientist son - the rather eccentric physicist Freeman Dyson. As far as George and Freeman versus James, Wiki traces their families to separate counties of the UK as far as back as the late 1800s, making a close relation unlikely.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on December 21, 2023, 11:56:28 PM
Back on topic...

(https://i.discogs.com/u8WadrzLuvHibVOrEzIcaUxAWqIlFksm-aMh2ypSUfc/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTgzODg3/MTctMTQ2MTI0ODky/Ny02OTQxLmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: mouseyhairedlabrat on December 31, 2023, 03:24:54 PM
Quote from: Wendell_E on August 27, 2023, 01:53:13 AMI found a whole page of pictures from this series, apparently designs for an early (1790s) production of the opera by Joseph and Peter Schaffer. The quote with this picture is from the scene where Tamino's flute playing summons wild beasts. There are also pictures of the two Armed Men, who are similarly shady, but in suits of armor.

https://www.agefotostock.com/age/en/Stock-Images/schaffer-the-magic-flute-wolfgang-amadeus-mozart.html

The phrase "wild beasts" is definitely a red flag in my book, knowing that the creatures were also slaves. I can imagine that they just wanted to portray something dark and disturbing, but even metaphor can be problematic. Thanks for doing some digging!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2024, 10:07:58 PM
Groovy.

(https://i.discogs.com/63_y4hkWQWIoO6ed-XM9RjRZ3mluL7OdvE85qD3xewM/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzNDYx/NTMtMTQ3MDU4NDM0/Mi0xNjM4LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on January 10, 2024, 08:44:10 AM
Have we had this one yet?:

(https://www.chandos.net/artwork/OD0927.jpg)

Yes, I know it's a children's record, but nevertheless...  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on January 10, 2024, 08:57:45 AM
I think that should be the cover for one of Segerstam's Pettersson recordings!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 10, 2024, 09:02:00 AM
Quote from: DavidW on January 10, 2024, 08:57:45 AMI think that should be the cover for one of Segerstam's Pettersson recordings!! :laugh:

 :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 10, 2024, 10:57:15 AM
Quote from: DaveF on January 10, 2024, 08:44:10 AMHave we had this one yet?:

(https://www.chandos.net/artwork/OD0927.jpg)

Yes, I know it's a children's record, but nevertheless...  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

TEDDY BEAR IN THE CONCERT - ORCHESTRAL MUSIC FAVOURITES FOR KIDS.

Legendary bad cover art... ...the concept of it isn't that bad consider for who it is for, but the colors are just hidious! So ugly!  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 10, 2024, 02:27:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 09, 2024, 10:07:58 PMGroovy.

(https://i.discogs.com/63_y4hkWQWIoO6ed-XM9RjRZ3mluL7OdvE85qD3xewM/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzNDYx/NTMtMTQ3MDU4NDM0/Mi0xNjM4LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Bit of a resemblance here:

(https://i.discogs.com/Cz3lgjj96n0lUSN_1JLs6_s--XOhIEvYIt9QKpTFDe4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ1ODg4/MzAtMTUyMTE0MDM2/My01NzU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 10, 2024, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: KevinP on January 10, 2024, 02:27:27 PMBit of a resemblance here:

(https://i.discogs.com/Cz3lgjj96n0lUSN_1JLs6_s--XOhIEvYIt9QKpTFDe4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ1ODg4/MzAtMTUyMTE0MDM2/My01NzU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

It was the 70s, man. Be there or be square. Dig it?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 11, 2024, 01:07:41 AM
Quote from: KevinP on January 10, 2024, 02:27:27 PM(https://i.discogs.com/Cz3lgjj96n0lUSN_1JLs6_s--XOhIEvYIt9QKpTFDe4/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ1ODg4/MzAtMTUyMTE0MDM2/My01NzU5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/f9673bf2f508ae589338904d1e32b8ea2408b0e6/0_511_2775_1664/master/2775.jpg?width=620&dpr=1&s=none)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 11, 2024, 10:27:12 PM
Quote from: DaveF on January 10, 2024, 08:44:10 AMHave we had this one yet?:

(https://www.chandos.net/artwork/OD0927.jpg)

Yes, I know it's a children's record, but nevertheless...  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Love it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 12, 2024, 12:28:45 PM
Quote from: DaveF on January 10, 2024, 08:44:10 AMHave we had this one yet?:

(https://www.chandos.net/artwork/OD0927.jpg)

Yes, I know it's a children's record, but nevertheless...  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Honestly, I don't mind it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 12, 2024, 11:58:01 PM
(http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/FrankWess_FluteOfTheLoom.jpg)

'Worst' applies to the pun more than anything else.

And let's not get started on the Mandala Effect.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 06:29:41 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1548058.html#msg1548058)" thread.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/713ly3EN2kL._SL1200_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on January 17, 2024, 06:38:15 PM
Apparently that's a known painting by Brazilian artist José Ferraz de Almeida Júnior, "The Guitar Player".

Not something I'd hang on my wall, but I doubt it qualifies as fugly, as it's gracing the collection of a São Paulo museum.
WTF it has to do with piano music of a composer I've never heard of is quite another matter, however.  :blank:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on January 17, 2024, 06:44:49 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 06:29:41 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1548058.html#msg1548058)" thread.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/713ly3EN2kL._SL1200_.jpg)

I can't say I see anything wrong with that. Radames Gnattali's works mixed popular and Brazilian folk music, so a man playing the guitar is rather appropriate, even if the CD is devoted to piano music.

The painting itself is titled The Guitar Player and is by Jose Ferraz de Almeida.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 07:24:59 PM
Quote from: T. D. on January 17, 2024, 06:38:15 PMApparently that's a known painting by Brazilian artist José Ferraz de Almeida Júnior, "The Guitar Player".

Not something I'd hang on my wall, but I doubt it qualifies as fugly, as it's gracing the collection of a São Paulo museum.
WTF it has to do with piano music of a composer I've never heard of is quite another matter, however.  :blank:

To me, it's like having an album of glass harmonica music and the cover shows someone holding a bouzouki.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 08:40:41 PM
(https://store.deccaclassics.com/cdn/shop/products/4853143_JYT_Debussy_LP_Digital_4dcc084c-a4a6-46b7-8fea-ff1de1285c5f.jpg?v=1697030882&width=800)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 17, 2024, 08:55:33 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Yz04-SH8g_b3Viov_n1juD2nwwJtGIMjRgBd0rhhvVM/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2NzU2/NjMtMTI5NjA4NTM2/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 17, 2024, 10:57:48 PM
Quote from: T. D. on January 17, 2024, 06:38:15 PMApparently that's a known painting by Brazilian artist José Ferraz de Almeida Júnior, "The Guitar Player".

Not something I'd hang on my wall, but I doubt it qualifies as fugly, as it's gracing the collection of a São Paulo museum.
WTF it has to do with piano music of a composer I've never heard of is quite another matter, however.  :blank:

It does seem quite odd for piano music unless the music is deliberately evoking a guitar. Which can happen. Ravel's "Alberta del gracioso" is a famous example (and both fun to play and nightmarishly difficult, at the same time), arguably Albeniz also does things on piano which are in truth guitar-based.

But as has been discussed MANY times, this thread is supposed to be for ugly covers, not difficult to understand covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 17, 2024, 10:58:34 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on January 17, 2024, 08:55:33 PM(https://i.discogs.com/Yz04-SH8g_b3Viov_n1juD2nwwJtGIMjRgBd0rhhvVM/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2NzU2/NjMtMTI5NjA4NTM2/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)

A strong nominee for the thread.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 17, 2024, 11:12:46 PM
Quote from: Madiel on January 17, 2024, 10:57:48 PMIt does seem quite odd for piano music unless the music is deliberately evoking a guitar. Which can happen. Ravel's "Alberta del gracioso" is a famous example (and both fun to play and nightmarishly difficult, at the same time), arguably Albeniz also does things on piano which are in truth guitar-based.

Gottschalk's The Banjo and Moszkowski's Guitarre also spring to mind. In Gnattali's case, the guitar-based inspiration is less obvious in the music and not mentioned in the booklet. Nevertheless, I don't see the cover as ugly and incongruous as other people see it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on January 18, 2024, 12:55:21 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 08:40:41 PM(https://store.deccaclassics.com/cdn/shop/products/4853143_JYT_Debussy_LP_Digital_4dcc084c-a4a6-46b7-8fea-ff1de1285c5f.jpg?v=1697030882&width=800)

I've just discovered David Hurwitz has a new video about this album. I haven't watched it yet but the title is "Decca Goes Insane".   :laugh:

Edit: watched the video, it's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 18, 2024, 01:48:51 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on January 17, 2024, 08:40:41 PM(https://store.deccaclassics.com/cdn/shop/products/4853143_JYT_Debussy_LP_Digital_4dcc084c-a4a6-46b7-8fea-ff1de1285c5f.jpg?v=1697030882&width=800)

The design is a mess. Thibaudet's photo should have been placed where the pants are, and there should have been no pants at all...  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 18, 2024, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: Florestan on January 18, 2024, 01:48:51 AMThe design is a mess. Thibaudet's photo should have been placed where the pants are, and there should have been no pants at all...  ;D

Is that called a De-pussy?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on January 18, 2024, 11:42:48 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on January 18, 2024, 12:42:50 PMIs that called a De-pussy?

Excellent one, Poju!  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DaveF on January 19, 2024, 02:18:06 AM
Quote from: steve ridgway on January 17, 2024, 08:55:33 PM(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/7a/qb/nzv29bf9lqb7a_600.jpg)

My copy - a Qobuz download, inserted above - is in a slightly less shocking shade of pink 8)

Edit:
This appears to be the original, which has been so crudely colorised:

(https://d3fr1q02b1tb0i.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/03144928/Arnold-Schoenberg_ping-pong.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on January 19, 2024, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Florestan on January 18, 2024, 11:42:48 PMExcellent one, Poju!  ;D  ;D  ;D

Thanks Andrei! I am talentless/bad at so many things, but coming up with this kind of jokes is one talent I do have, inherited from my dad.  :)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on January 19, 2024, 07:17:05 AM
Quote from: Florestan on January 18, 2024, 01:48:51 AMThe design is a mess
Ok, I agree, this is a silly, badly (vulgar, banal...) executed/constructed photograph. 

However, I did not know that Thibaudet and Westwood were friends and that for 2 decades she designed his concert costumes.
It is easy, I think,  to not like Westwood - but after visiting an exhibition (possibly in Utrecht or Düsseldorf some years ago) I was deeply impressed by the sheer vitality, fantasy and exquisite workmanship that was on display. 



Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on January 19, 2024, 07:23:53 AM
Quote from: DaveF on January 19, 2024, 02:18:06 AMMy copy - a Qobuz download, inserted above - is in a slightly less shocking shade of pink 8)

Edit:
This appears to be the original, which has been so crudely colorised:

(https://d3fr1q02b1tb0i.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/03144928/Arnold-Schoenberg_ping-pong.jpg)

The red and blue down the side also clashes horribly - Entartete Kunst ::) .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 23, 2024, 06:26:05 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/LsFsKSxc/clar.png)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on January 23, 2024, 06:50:04 PM
Trying to find something good in that cover is quite the challenge.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on January 23, 2024, 07:36:48 PM
Quote from: KevinP on January 23, 2024, 06:50:04 PMTrying to find something good in that cover is quite the challenge.

At least it has the word "beautiful" in the title, no matter how weird it is being there.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on January 23, 2024, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: steve ridgway on January 17, 2024, 08:55:33 PM(https://i.discogs.com/Yz04-SH8g_b3Viov_n1juD2nwwJtGIMjRgBd0rhhvVM/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTI2NzU2/NjMtMTI5NjA4NTM2/Ny5qcGVn.jpeg)

Perfect fit. Funny too.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on February 09, 2024, 01:54:47 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91UumybSJjL._SL1500_.jpg)

My only issue is the cropping.

(And slightly annoyed by the man's short pants for no clear reason.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 09, 2024, 04:58:17 PM
Image courtesy of @Que and @Florestan

(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=yJHiE8-QW3281y3yaaSiaz6KsMttLlyBmmVTZ6_CLs0=&f=4)

The problem with this cover afflicts a number of CDs devoted to Bach and other 18th century composers.

Can't they find an image showing people from the 18th century? They could only find images of 17th century people?

Curiously it never seems to occur in the reverse direction: 17th century music with an 18th century image. Nor do I ever remember the 18th and 19th century being mixed up.

It's just composers of c 1750 who get cover art of c 1650.

[/rant]
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 11, 2024, 07:28:33 AM
(https://i.discogs.com/yidxHyYa-VgonHek-Cc4KWQ4PLfw9wiSQ1TRSUfff1M/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTE5ODAx/NjQ1LTE2Mjg1MjM5/MzgtMTkzNC5qcGVn.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 11, 2024, 05:27:37 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1551596.html#msg1551596)" thread:

(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music82/v4/ad/1b/1b/ad1b1b4b-2c84-5564-d7fd-013ef1104136/8051776571685.jpg/1200x1200bb.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 19, 2024, 12:48:54 PM
Seen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1552702.html#msg1552702)" thread:

(https://i.discogs.com/vbJYKYbwJfSTF5PS6StPvbMr69qta_33HVD4WsyqsP0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:598/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ4Mjk3/NjEtMTQxNDMyOTAy/My00NDkxLmpwZWc.jpeg)

I initially thought it wasn't a real cover. But it is (https://www.discogs.com/release/4829761-Gustav-Mahler-Bruno-Maderna-Sinfonia-N7).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 19, 2024, 03:16:55 PM
That is a truly awful cover!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 19, 2024, 03:55:00 PM
TBH this cover is worse. That man clearly doesn't like what he's hearing.R-16684788-1609250713-2142.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 19, 2024, 04:04:18 PM
Chick Corea had some fugly album covers. IIRC I posted his Friends (with mini-Smurf figures) far upthread.

(https://i.discogs.com/M6-j34p4yNx1gXUPHngwqjU5-Wv2JmG_huu_j0I9RZg/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTgzODY0/Ni0xNDg3OTU2Mjcy/LTY2ODguanBlZw.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 19, 2024, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 11, 2024, 05:27:37 PMSeen over at the "What are you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1551596.html#msg1551596)" thread:

(https://is1-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Music82/v4/ad/1b/1b/ad1b1b4b-2c84-5564-d7fd-013ef1104136/8051776571685.jpg/1200x1200bb.jpg)

Ugly indeed.
Funny, isn't Urania a cheapo PD label? Odd that they'd spend money on a cover photo but given that they did, not surprising that it's crap.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 19, 2024, 04:53:46 PM
Quote from: T. D. on February 19, 2024, 04:04:18 PMChick Corea had some fugly album covers. IIRC I posted his Friends (with mini-Smurf figures) far upthread.

(https://i.discogs.com/M6-j34p4yNx1gXUPHngwqjU5-Wv2JmG_huu_j0I9RZg/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:500/w:500/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTgzODY0/Ni0xNDg3OTU2Mjcy/LTY2ODguanBlZw.jpeg)

Faux Art Nouveau was in vogue in the 70s/80s. So this (unlike the Smurfs cover) was just being trendy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on February 19, 2024, 04:54:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 19, 2024, 12:48:54 PMSeen over at the "What you listening 2 now? (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1552702.html#msg1552702)" thread:

(https://i.discogs.com/vbJYKYbwJfSTF5PS6StPvbMr69qta_33HVD4WsyqsP0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:598/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ4Mjk3/NjEtMTQxNDMyOTAy/My00NDkxLmpwZWc.jpeg)

I initially thought it wasn't a real cover. But it is (https://www.discogs.com/release/4829761-Gustav-Mahler-Bruno-Maderna-Sinfonia-N7).

Meh. I don't LOVE it but it doesn't offend my eyes like some of the others on the same page.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 19, 2024, 10:15:47 PM
Apparently, that's Georg Solti:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71txyF2nubL._SL1500_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 20, 2024, 07:18:48 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 19, 2024, 03:55:00 PMTBH this cover is worse. That man clearly doesn't like what he's hearing.R-16684788-1609250713-2142.jpg
It is a fragment from a painting by Hieronymus Bosch, Christ mocked. I've no idea why this was chosen. quick and cheap design... :o ??

(https://d3d00swyhr67nd.cloudfront.net/w800h800/collection/NG/NG/NG_NG_NG4744-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 20, 2024, 11:27:24 AM
Quote from: T. D. on February 19, 2024, 04:13:57 PMUgly indeed.
Funny, isn't Urania a cheapo PD label? Odd that they'd spend money on a cover photo but given that they did, not surprising that it's crap.
I beg your pardon!

 ;)

PD
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on February 21, 2024, 04:12:44 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 19, 2024, 12:48:54 PMI initially thought it wasn't a real cover. But it is (https://www.discogs.com/release/4829761-Gustav-Mahler-Bruno-Maderna-Sinfonia-N7).
Discogs tells us clearly that the photograph is by Ilvio Gallo

http://www.ilviogallo.it/

"The photographer Ilvio Gallo, with his peculiar way of investigating reality by distorting the images....."  ;)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 21, 2024, 04:50:05 AM
Quote from: JBS on February 09, 2024, 04:58:17 PMImage courtesy of @Que and @Florestan

(https://rovimusic.rovicorp.com/image.jpg?c=yJHiE8-QW3281y3yaaSiaz6KsMttLlyBmmVTZ6_CLs0=&f=4)

The problem with this cover afflicts a number of CDs devoted to Bach and other 18th century composers.

Can't they find an image showing people from the 18th century? They could only find images of 17th century people?

Curiously it never seems to occur in the reverse direction: 17th century music with an 18th century image. Nor do I ever remember the 18th and 19th century being mixed up.

It's just composers of c 1750 who get cover art of c 1650.

[/rant]
Not with pictures of musicians but for Passions or other sacred music they will often use pictures from the 15th-17th century for Bach, Handel etc covers. However, I don't find the latter practice that offensive. The idea behind this is probably that late medieval/renaissance visual art is in a way "classical" for these particular subjects as high baroque sacred music is.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on February 21, 2024, 05:56:31 AM
Quote from: Pohjolas Daughter on February 20, 2024, 11:27:24 AMI beg your pardon!

 ;)

PD

No slight intended, of course.  ;D
You surely know, but to avoid any possible misunderstanding I meant "Public Domain" label, sometimes aka pirates. The people who specialize in royalty-free releases of air checks, digital rips or needle-drops of old LPs, etc.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Pohjolas Daughter on February 21, 2024, 06:13:10 AM
Quote from: T. D. on February 21, 2024, 05:56:31 AMNo slight intended, of course.  ;D
You surely know, but to avoid any possible misunderstanding I meant "Public Domain" label, sometimes aka pirates. The people who specialize in royalty-free releases of air checks, digital rips or needle-drops of old LPs, etc.
The PD didn't click yesterday [neurotransmitters misfired]; however, I did know that they have released older historical recordings (upon googling, apparently some new recordings too?).  And yes, those can require doing some research on the labels to try and find out which recordings sound decent (or which ones were over-processed, etc.) and try and get a sense whether or not someone swiped someone else's hard work, time and credit.

Pohjolas Daughter

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 23, 2024, 01:11:41 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/Rl328tyOVlwU9TQG6qZ7nftwZWkaD3CV-aGxh8D4pF0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:592/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc5NTU4/NTEtMTU5NTIwOTY2/OC0yNDA0LmpwZWc.jpeg)

In that drawing, Sir John reminds me of Mr Creosote (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Creosote):

(https://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/monty-pythons-the-meaning-of-life-1983.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on February 23, 2024, 05:28:16 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 23, 2024, 01:11:41 PM(https://i.discogs.com/Rl328tyOVlwU9TQG6qZ7nftwZWkaD3CV-aGxh8D4pF0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:592/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc5NTU4/NTEtMTU5NTIwOTY2/OC0yNDA0LmpwZWc.jpeg)

In that drawing, Sir John reminds me of Mr Creosote (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Creosote):

(https://www.tasteofcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/monty-pythons-the-meaning-of-life-1983.jpg)

I see the cover more as a man who looks like a meld of Hitler and Sibelius showing us Sir John's head on a platter.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 28, 2024, 01:09:04 AM
He looks like growing out of the other's shoulder, a bit like the grotesque mutant/parasite in that Schwarzenegger movie (Total Recall?).
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 28, 2024, 01:33:59 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on February 28, 2024, 01:09:04 AMHe looks like growing out of the other's shoulder, a bit like the grotesque mutant/parasite in that Schwarzenegger movie (Total Recall?).

Hah! Yeah, that and the three-boob babe is all I remember from that movie.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on February 28, 2024, 04:53:43 AM
That movie is a bit over the top and gets sillier towards the end but the general premise and the beginning/middle is actually quite good.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 28, 2024, 05:23:14 PM
When taking a photo in the shade doesn't quite work out:

(https://i.discogs.com/kA8KB05f6yWToPBBUmuCt0GdPTaHNZeJJLMm3zu_bwA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzMTQ2/NDItMTM5NzA2MTI5/Ni00Njc5LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 28, 2024, 05:23:14 PMWhen taking a photo in the shade doesn't quite work out:

(https://i.discogs.com/kA8KB05f6yWToPBBUmuCt0GdPTaHNZeJJLMm3zu_bwA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzMTQ2/NDItMTM5NzA2MTI5/Ni00Njc5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

What with the awful photo and the illegible text, this is indeed a strong candidate for the absolute worst.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:19:37 AM
(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000146/5/8/126.jpg)

All credit due to @AnotherSpin .
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Roasted Swan on February 29, 2024, 02:33:34 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:19:37 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000146/5/8/126.jpg)

All credit due to @AnotherSpin .

I always think it is important to remember that this is the best image chosen by a team from no doubt many taken during the photoshoot........ :o
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ritter on February 29, 2024, 02:38:23 AM
One thing I have learnt in my life  is that mankind's appetite for bad taste is inexhaustible...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on February 29, 2024, 02:54:26 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:19:37 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000146/5/8/126.jpg)

All credit due to @AnotherSpin .

Thank you. Honestly, looking at this picture makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on February 29, 2024, 04:04:52 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:19:37 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000146/5/8/126.jpg)

All credit due to @AnotherSpin .

Finnish cover art sucks most of the time. I don't understand why. In design Finland rules, but it just doesn't apply to CD cover art. Without violinist Linda Suolahti this cover art would be actually fine, but for some reason Finns want to make classical music CD cover art funny/non-serious. The end result is an unflattering mess like this.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 04:22:50 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on February 29, 2024, 04:04:52 AMWithout violinist Linda Suolahti this cover art would be actually fine

Indeed.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: steve ridgway on February 29, 2024, 06:50:27 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on February 29, 2024, 04:04:52 AMFinnish cover art sucks most of the time. I don't understand why. In design Finland rules, but it just doesn't apply to CD cover art. Without violinist Linda Suolahti this cover art would be actually fine, but for some reason Finns want to make classical music CD cover art funny/non-serious. The end result is an unflattering mess like this.  ???

Yeah, this one isn't great, is it? ::)

(https://i.discogs.com/-9JhMRhT4fhnU2faq7ZuNXlPZMXvsN0NfZ4F5tD73CE/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:572/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTc2ODAz/NzItMTQ0ODYzOTMz/NS01Nzg2LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on February 29, 2024, 07:41:21 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on February 28, 2024, 05:23:14 PMWhen taking a photo in the shade doesn't quite work out:

(https://i.discogs.com/kA8KB05f6yWToPBBUmuCt0GdPTaHNZeJJLMm3zu_bwA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzMTQ2/NDItMTM5NzA2MTI5/Ni00Njc5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

This is possibly the worst CD cover I've ever seen. There are lots of  grotesquely/hilariously bad covers in this thread, but this one is just plain wrong, there are no redeeming features whatsoever. No shock value, no garishness, just a vacuum of virtue.
(Ironically, if it were just a photo it might be quite interesting .. but it isn't.)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:36:30 AM
It seems like you are all saying that the problem with that Unrecorded cover is that you're fat-phobic.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 08:49:46 AM
Quote from: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:36:30 AMIt seems like you are all saying that the problem with that Unrecorded cover is that you're fat-phobic.

Your remark reminds me of a real case in Chile many moons ago when a 70-something old lady was removed by the police from the beach where she was walking topless. Upon her protestations that she was not the only woman doing just that, the policemen retorted "True, Madam, but you were the only one of them older than 25!"  ;D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:56:57 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 08:49:46 AMYour remark reminds me of a real case in Chile many moons ago when a 70-something old lady was removed by the police from the beach where she was walking topless. Upon her protestations that she was not the only woman doing just that, the policemen retorted "True, Madam, but you were the only one of them older than 25!"  ;D

I think when people go to the nude beaches they are expecting the 20 somethings and then to their chagrin they're all the 70 somethings!! :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 08:59:30 AM
Quote from: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:56:57 AMI think when people go to the nude beaches they are expecting the 20 somethings and then to their chagrin they're all the 70 somethings!! :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Perhaps, but the case I mentioned happened in a regular beach.  :D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Brian on February 29, 2024, 02:28:15 PM
Quote from: Iota on February 29, 2024, 07:41:21 AMThis is possibly the worst CD cover I've ever seen. There are lots of  grotesquely/hilariously bad covers in this thread, but this one is just plain wrong, there are no redeeming features whatsoever. No shock value, no garishness, just a vacuum of virtue.
(Ironically, if it were just a photo it might be quite interesting .. but it isn't.)
Imagine if they had simply moved the text to the bottom left corner.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on February 29, 2024, 09:33:12 PM
(https://i.discogs.com/kA8KB05f6yWToPBBUmuCt0GdPTaHNZeJJLMm3zu_bwA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzMTQ2/NDItMTM5NzA2MTI5/Ni00Njc5LmpwZWc.jpeg)

Quote from: Brian on February 29, 2024, 02:28:15 PMImagine if they had simply moved the text to the bottom left corner.

That would be sensible. But sometimes record companies don't do sensible.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on March 01, 2024, 02:57:46 AM
Quote from: Brian on February 29, 2024, 02:28:15 PMImagine if they had simply moved the text to the bottom left corner.

An excellent suggestion. And I don't know the works, but I guess the cover would also gain further credibility if they were all from the 'twilight' of his career, or perhaps just dark in character.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 01, 2024, 04:54:37 AM
Quote from: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:36:30 AMIt seems like you are all saying that the problem with that Unrecorded cover is that you're fat-phobic.
My problem with it is not the person but the implied activity:
Hiking barefoot through the woods *with a violin over one's shoulder*.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 01, 2024, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: JBS on March 01, 2024, 04:54:37 AMMy problem with it is not the person but the implied activity:
Hiking barefoot through the woods *with a violin over one's shoulder*.

My problem is the dress which screams its bright red colour against the muted green/grey colours of nature. The dress should have been white. That said, I agree the activity is not something you want to do with an expensive quality violin (maybe they used a $100 crap violin in the photoshoot?)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 04, 2024, 12:15:49 PM
Quote from: DavidW on February 29, 2024, 08:36:30 AMIt seems like you are all saying that the problem with that Unrecorded cover is that you're fat-phobic.

My first problem is that the title is a lie.

Then there's the unnecessary full stop, and only after that can we move onto the imagery.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 11, 2024, 05:44:08 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51en3QN7Y-L._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 11, 2024, 06:09:14 PM
Not just ugly, but it also screams Low Budget!
(https://i.discogs.com/e8FdsF949T3TFfresuZB6gV0SyE1Du_uiyK2TnM-Xz0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:591/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzUy/OTQtMTQ5ODY2MTI0/My04MDAwLmpwZWc.jpeg)
And it's no surprise that the tray card has a gaffe (Julian Priester is a trombonist)  ::) Plus, why bother to include timings?
(https://i.discogs.com/mNMOjSrJZXC_TqzhEWFBTfw-lwPbN6h1XzSENchULCg/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:463/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzUy/OTQtMTQ5ODY2MTI1/My0zNTQ1LmpwZWc.jpeg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Daverz on March 11, 2024, 11:48:54 PM
Quote from: T. D. on March 11, 2024, 06:09:14 PMNot just ugly, but it also screams Low Budget!
(https://i.discogs.com/e8FdsF949T3TFfresuZB6gV0SyE1Du_uiyK2TnM-Xz0/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:591/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzUy/OTQtMTQ5ODY2MTI0/My04MDAwLmpwZWc.jpeg)
And it's no surprise that the tray card has a gaffe (Julian Priester is a trombonist)  ::) Plus, why bother to include timings?
(https://i.discogs.com/mNMOjSrJZXC_TqzhEWFBTfw-lwPbN6h1XzSENchULCg/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:463/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTg5MzUy/OTQtMTQ5ODY2MTI1/My0zNTQ1LmpwZWc.jpeg)

The first Art Blakey CD I bought.  I'd heard about a famous Art Blakey album titled "Moanin'", and I thought this was it.  Well, it was cheap.  And it's a good set!
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 12, 2024, 01:00:09 AM
I just bought it. :P  Got the original Moanin' many years ago, have enough hard bop in the collection that I don't buy Blakey reissues, but tenor player Billy Harper has an enthusiastic following (including me), and a cheap Japanese edition recently came out. Weird about the duplication of titles, makes it hard to find at discogs and elsewhere.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on March 12, 2024, 02:33:17 AM
I recall that in the 80s or maybe even more in the early 90s there were lots of (cheap but not always cheap enough!), pirated or semi-pirated (because they were quite common, so apparently it was not easy to legally impede the practice) of jazz and also 1960s pop/rock/folk etc. CDs around.
They often had similar covers, or sometimes bad photographs, I recall that I had two discs with Joan Baez and one with Simon & Garfunkel that were simply transferred from LP (not very well and sometimes with clearly audible pops, clicks, distortion). I guess the jazz issues were often a bit better as they were from rare live recordings or the 1950s sound was so mediocre that it didn't matter much.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 12, 2024, 03:12:10 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 11, 2024, 05:44:08 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51en3QN7Y-L._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)




Not a bad painting at all ! >:D . And I discovered an interesting artist, Stuart Pearson Wright.
Almost grotesque, cartoonesque,  Spitting image  :)  ...Lucian Freud, even..... (cfr. Otto Dix, Georg Grosz et.al.) - OK.

https://www.stuartpearsonwright.com/about
https://www.stuartpearsonwright.com/news/stuarts-artwork-used-new-album-cover
https://www.pentatonemusic.com/designing-albums-classical-label/
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 12, 2024, 03:59:36 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on March 12, 2024, 02:33:17 AMI recall that in the 80s or maybe even more in the early 90s there were lots of (cheap but not always cheap enough!), pirated or semi-pirated (because they were quite common, so apparently it was not easy to legally impede the practice) of jazz and also 1960s pop/rock/folk etc. CDs around.
They often had similar covers, or sometimes bad photographs, I recall that I had two discs with Joan Baez and one with Simon & Garfunkel that were simply transferred from LP (not very well and sometimes with clearly audible pops, clicks, distortion). I guess the jazz issues were often a bit better as they were from rare live recordings or the 1950s sound was so mediocre that it didn't matter much.

There were some legal loopholes around that time when it came to live recordings in particular. There were things being issued in Australia (regardless of the original performance location) because there was no law against it.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Iota on March 12, 2024, 04:16:56 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 29, 2024, 12:19:37 AM(https://img.hmv.co.jp/image/jacket/800/0000146/5/8/126.jpg).

Re the above, can't say I have strong feelings either way about it, though veer towards liking it. It's got a certain playful appeal and seems to align with the album content in a "let's go exploring some unfamiliar territory with my fiddle" kind of way.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:09:29 PM
Graphic Designer: "Hey, guys, I bought a new typeface and want to use it on that Bruckner record."

Record Company Executive: "Go right ahead. We trust you."

(https://laboiteamusique.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/04-5/0717281907286.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 12, 2024, 05:11:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:09:29 PMGraphic Designer: "Hey, guys, I bought a new typeface and want to use it on that Bruckner record."

Record Company Executive: "Go right ahead. We trust you."

(https://laboiteamusique.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/04-5/0717281907286.jpg)

 :laugh:

But what other font could you possibly use for saying "New Finale!" in the corner.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:13:06 PM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 11, 2024, 05:44:08 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51en3QN7Y-L._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)

Somebody okayed that?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:13:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:09:29 PMGraphic Designer: "Hey, guys, I bought a new typeface and want to use it on that Bruckner record."

Record Company Executive: "Go right ahead. We trust you."

(https://laboiteamusique.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/04-5/0717281907286.jpg)

Quote from: Madiel on March 12, 2024, 05:11:02 PM:laugh:

But what other font could you possibly use for saying "New Finale!" in the corner.

I also like the confident use of asterisks on the cover.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 12, 2024, 07:16:14 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:09:29 PMGraphic Designer: "Hey, guys, I bought a new typeface and want to use it on that Bruckner record."

Record Company Executive: "Go right ahead. We trust you."

<snip>


I also saw that on the "...Listening..." thread and considered it a natural for here. :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 12, 2024, 07:19:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:13:06 PMSomebody okayed that?

Grotesque and incomprehensible. But on the positive side, I commend Adès and (especially) Bostridge for their lack of vanity. ;)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 07:39:45 PM
Quote from: T. D. on March 12, 2024, 07:16:14 PMI also saw that on the "...Listening..." thread and considered it a natural for here. :laugh:

That's where I first saw it, too. (Here (https://www.good-music-guide.com/community/index.php/topic,29166.msg1555857.html#msg1555857).)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 13, 2024, 01:23:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:13:06 PMSomebody okayed that?
Yes - and I did some (rewarding) research. :)
Peter
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 13, 2024, 02:48:13 AM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 12, 2024, 05:09:29 PMGraphic Designer: "Hey, guys, I bought a new typeface and want to use it on that Bruckner record."

Record Company Executive: "Go right ahead. We trust you."

(https://laboiteamusique.eu/wp-content/uploads/2020/04-5/0717281907286.jpg)

Wild stuff! I would like to ask people designing CD artwork like this what was their vision and how they approached it to end up with a complete mess. Just reducing the font size a little would help. You don't need to fill the space (literally in this case!) with text. You can leave some margins around the texts strategically to make the composition work better. Funnily the asterisks after the word Reloaded can almost be mistaken as a star  :D . The red ribbon at 45° angle with the *NEW FINALE! text is the most "successful" part of the artwork.  ::)

This person who designed this should be doing posters promoting EDM events. This kind of style works much better in that context.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 13, 2024, 02:57:20 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 11, 2024, 05:44:08 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51en3QN7Y-L._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)


That's actually pretty fine in my opinion after getting over with the strange proportions. Decent use of font The colour scheme works. The three colors used in the texts reflect the colour in the artwork and are very easy to read.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 13, 2024, 04:08:31 AM
Who is mr. Marthé?

https://musiklexikon.ac.at/ml/musik_M/Marthe_Peter.xml

"May 3, 1949 Rottenmann/Steiermark.
Organist, conductor, composer. Studied composition, organ and conducting at the Graz and Vienna MHsch. as well as in Paris with Michel Chapuis; 1981 conducting master class with Sergiu Celibidache in Munich. International concert activities and guest appearances abroad in Europe, Mexico and India as well as teaching activities at the MHsch.n in Stockholm, Malmö/S and Avignon/F. 1983–86 Kapellmeister at the Osnabrück Municipal Theaters/D, then musical study visits to India. 1990 lecturer at the University. Osnabrück (experimental electronic composition), since 1994 M. has been chief conductor of the Junge Österreichische Philharmonie (European Philharmonic Orchestra), founded by him and Yehudi Menuhin. In his works he tries to combine elements of Indian musical culture with the latest electronic innovations."
https://ccd.pl/bruckner-symphony-iii-reloaded-new-version-p1941/
(https://ccd.pl/covery/PR90715.jpg)

Impressive!  >:D

.... Bruckner no longer composed "symphonies", .... much more created archaic rituals of sounds as we can find it e.g. in African or schamanic clan rituals.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 13, 2024, 05:34:03 PM
Oh God the Bruckner is a SERIES. 
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 13, 2024, 06:13:16 PM
Quote from: Madiel on March 13, 2024, 05:34:03 PMOh God the Bruckner is a SERIES. 

And I'm here for it, asterisks and all.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 13, 2024, 11:20:22 PM
And I don't think we've even mentioned the use of Roman numerals on those covers.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on March 14, 2024, 12:14:10 AM
I never followed this in detail (it made some fuzz in some German language classical music fora 15-20 years ago), but the conductor/Bruckner specialist Marthé had a notoriety rivalling the covers. He claimed or at least acted like he was channelling Bruckner and IIRC made alternative versions not only for the 9th but for other of the symphonies as well, that's what "reloaded" refers to.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on March 14, 2024, 12:17:50 AM
Quote from: SimonNZ on March 11, 2024, 05:44:08 PM(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51en3QN7Y-L._UX358_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)



This cover is good, imo. Other Schubert cycles covers with Bostridge.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/zb/cv/fhyroi6x2cvzb_600.jpg)

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ib/h4/hynayz2tph4ib_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ultralinear on March 14, 2024, 03:41:34 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on March 14, 2024, 12:14:10 AMI never followed this in detail (it made some fuzz in some German language classical music fora 15-20 years ago), but the conductor/Bruckner specialist Marthé had a notoriety rivalling the covers. He claimed or at least acted like he was channelling Bruckner and IIRC made alternative versions not only for the 9th but for other of the symphonies as well, that's what "reloaded" refers to.
In the booklet notes for his "Reloaded" 5th Symphony, Marthé shares what he describes as the obvious insight which had escaped every other student and interpreter of Bruckner's music, namely that the Adagio of the 5th is - and should be presented as - an aural representation of an act of sexual congress, with a climax occurring about one-third of the way through, after which is a gradual slide into detumescence and torpor. :blank:
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Jo498 on March 14, 2024, 04:05:59 AM
Seriously? I didn't know it was that bad and I also thought it was very likely that Bruckner never had sexual intercourse in his life. And I doubt he had access to sufficiently precise pornography to write music about sex...
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: ultralinear on March 14, 2024, 04:19:18 AM
Quote from: Jo498 on March 14, 2024, 04:05:59 AMSeriously? I didn't know it was that bad and I also thought it was very likely that Bruckner never had sexual intercourse in his life. And I doubt he had access to sufficiently precise pornography to write music about sex...

It tells you quite a lot about Marthé though. ::)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 18, 2024, 07:42:42 PM
Quote from: Iota on February 29, 2024, 07:41:21 AMThis is possibly the worst CD cover I've ever seen. There are lots of  grotesquely/hilariously bad covers in this thread, but this one is just plain wrong, there are no redeeming features whatsoever. No shock value, no garishness, just a vacuum of virtue.
(Ironically, if it were just a photo it might be quite interesting .. but it isn't.)

It's in the new Copland Conducts Copland set. As printed there, it is a nice photo, and the text, while not completely legible, is easier to read. Pethaps they manipulated the image a little for the CD jacket.

[It, so you don't need to scroll back three pages, is this:
(https://i.discogs.com/kA8KB05f6yWToPBBUmuCt0GdPTaHNZeJJLMm3zu_bwA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQzMTQ2/NDItMTM5NzA2MTI5/Ni00Njc5LmpwZWc.jpeg) ]
But the very next CD in the set is nearly impossible to read. The Amazon image in this case is more legible than the physical CD jacket
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LQl++GN9L._UX420_FMwebp_QL85_.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 18, 2024, 11:16:02 PM
Reproductions of old LP jackets need some skill. Guess the skills were lacking here.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 19, 2024, 05:40:39 PM
Not sure where to post this but it seems to fit in with the spirit of this thread.

This🔽
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71PkRQA1HnL._UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

is the image Amazon uses for a CD containing the Triple Concerto and Third Piano Concerto drawn (apparently) from this set
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71nnJxkOJ-L._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_FMwebp_.jpg)

One can swipe for 7 alternate views, all of them the cap from various angles.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: T. D. on March 19, 2024, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: JBS on March 19, 2024, 05:40:39 PMNot sure where to post this but it seems to fit in with the spirit of this thread.

This🔽


is the image Amazon uses for a CD containing the Triple Concerto and Third Piano Concerto drawn (apparently) from this set


One can swipe for 7 alternate views, all of them the cap from various angles.


That's symptomatic of Amazon's complete garbling of their CD database. Classical is the worst, but it extends to other genres. One of the reasons I try not to purchase from Amazon unless price is compelling. I've often seen Amazon offerings that I didn't bother to investigate due to uncertainty about what exactly was being offered.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on March 21, 2024, 10:46:01 PM
Is there a limit to idiocy?

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/za/f9/lajhrag20f9za_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: pjme on March 22, 2024, 07:38:10 AM
Ah....Des goûts et des couleurs.... I find this an elegant and "cool" design for "Echo chambers". Well done!

The program:
C. Debussy:
Deux Arabesques
D'un cahier d'esquisses
Masques
L'isle joyeuse

J. F. Waller:
Echo Chambers. (commissioned for Dutch Classical Talent tour of N. Filippova)

https://www.nadezdafilippova.com/
https://youtu.be/qxN1SpDWnlQ?si=58hS6IQwTDRcjImn

V. Lann:
Entranced by the beckoning light

C. Debussy:
Six épigraphes antiques
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 02:19:05 PM
The art designer probably didn't think of it, but to me it looks like cello guy is about to hit piano guy.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/qb/sk/pcsx6zk6bskqb_600.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on March 21, 2024, 10:46:01 PMIs there a limit to idiocy?

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/za/f9/lajhrag20f9za_600.jpg)

That reminds me of this hideous rock music cover:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71l9XqbrkaL._AC_SX679_.jpg) (https://www.discogs.com/master/9414-Mew-And-The-Glass-Handed-Kites)
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on March 24, 2024, 03:56:25 PM
The rock cover shows a multitude of moods.  It seems to be designed intentionally.  The Echo Chambers cover is just lazy and odd.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: JBS on March 24, 2024, 05:58:59 PM
The idea of Echo Chambers seems to be a human image degrades into a bunch of pixels as the viewer's eye moves left to right

Ashes to ashes, pixels to pixels.

"Pixels thou art, to pixels you will return".
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 24, 2024, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 02:19:05 PMThe art designer probably didn't think of it, but to me it looks like cello guy is about to hit piano guy.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/qb/sk/pcsx6zk6bskqb_600.jpg)

My brain doesn't see them as being in the same space so I don't imagine them colliding.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 07:32:54 PM
(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/qb/sk/pcsx6zk6bskqb_600.jpg)

Quote from: Madiel on March 24, 2024, 07:02:11 PMMy brain doesn't see them as being in the same space so I don't imagine them colliding.

My first thought was the same as yours, as in "Hey, that's a composite photo," followed by "Well, that's one way to get both artists on the cover," followed by "But it just looks like he's hitting the pianist."
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 25, 2024, 04:20:35 AM
Quote from: Madiel on March 24, 2024, 07:02:11 PMMy brain doesn't see them as being in the same space so I don't imagine them colliding.

I modified the cover art to hopwfully helping your brain to see them as being in the same space. I also turned the red color of BEETHOVEN into grayscale which makes the art more coherent to my eyes. Only the Decca logo has color in it.

DeccaBeethoven.jpg
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: AnotherSpin on March 25, 2024, 04:40:40 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 25, 2024, 04:20:35 AMI modified the cover art to hopwfully helping your brain to see them as being in the same space. I also turned the red color of BEETHOVEN into grayscale which makes the art more coherent to my eyes. Only the Decca logo has color in it.

DeccaBeethoven.jpg

Looks better.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Madiel on March 25, 2024, 05:11:07 AM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 25, 2024, 04:20:35 AMI modified the cover art to hopwfully helping your brain to see them as being in the same space. I also turned the red color of BEETHOVEN into grayscale which makes the art more coherent to my eyes. Only the Decca logo has color in it.

DeccaBeethoven.jpg

Why on earth would you want to "help" me to see the cover wrongly?
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: Peter Power Pop on March 25, 2024, 01:50:32 PM
Quote from: 71 dB on March 25, 2024, 04:20:35 AMI modified the cover art to hopefully helping your brain to see them as being in the same space. I also turned the red color of BEETHOVEN into grayscale which makes the art more coherent to my eyes. Only the Decca logo has color in it.

DeccaBeethoven.jpg

I think it looks better (I wasn't a fan of the red "Beethoven"), but to me it still looks look cello guy is taking a swing at piano guy.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: 71 dB on March 25, 2024, 03:36:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 25, 2024, 01:50:32 PMI think it looks better (I wasn't a fan of the red "Beethoven"), but to me it still looks look cello guy is taking a swing at piano guy.

You are correct. My skills are not up to such task.  ???
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: SimonNZ on March 25, 2024, 04:11:38 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 02:19:05 PMThe art designer probably didn't think of it, but to me it looks like cello guy is about to hit piano guy.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/qb/sk/pcsx6zk6bskqb_600.jpg)

The cellist is plugging him into the matrix. Two minutes from now he'll be able to record Beethoven.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: DavidW on March 25, 2024, 04:38:01 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 25, 2024, 01:50:32 PMI think it looks better (I wasn't a fan of the red "Beethoven"), but to me it still looks look cello guy is taking a swing at piano guy.

But he does look remorseful for the action that he is about to take. >:D
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: KevinP on March 25, 2024, 05:57:57 PM
Quote from: Peter Power Pop on March 24, 2024, 02:19:05 PMThe art designer probably didn't think of it, but to me it looks like cello guy is about to hit piano guy.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/qb/sk/pcsx6zk6bskqb_600.jpg)

Not just you.

It's crying out for a samurai sword edit.
Title: Re: Worst looking CD/LP artwork
Post by: San Antone on March 25, 2024, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: AnotherSpin on March 14, 2024, 12:17:50 AMThis cover is good, imo. Other Schubert cycles covers with Bostridge.

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/zb/cv/fhyroi6x2cvzb_600.jpg)

(https://static.qobuz.com/images/covers/ib/h4/hynayz2tph4ib_600.jpg)

Those are some of my favorite covers; I love the paintings.