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Title: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Tapio Dmitriyevich on February 11, 2009, 08:45:37 AM
Well, it's about some older guy (let's say, "Mr. Clueless") out of my family. His wife tells "yes, he's interested in Classical music sometimes" - well, I have never realized this. But this guy knows anything -at least he tells so.
Well, a couple of years ago I explained to him "It's Beethovens 3rd which is called 'Eroica'"- but he insisted on this being wrong. OK, I resigned and thought "it's alright, calm down, just Blahblah, this guy is not interested in music at all." He never appeared to be.

Last week, my wife had no time to go to concert with me. As it is an subscription, well, I asked several people, OK, now "Mr C." was the man.

Me: Schubert Sym9 (or 8 - "The Great") and Beethoven#7 is being played
Him: I'll go with you only if Beethoven is played!
(/me thinks: Oh, yeah, the clueless: BEETHOVEN GOOD! KARAJAN GOOD!)
Me: As I said, Beethoven 7. Along with Schubert. About the same style, not too modern...
Him: Then I'll come with you.
Him: Hmm. SCHUBERT IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM BEETHOVEN.
Me: Well, compared with, say, Shostakovich era... From their style I'd say they are comparable...
Him: SCHUBERT IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. COMPLETELY.

In my car, that evening...

(Shostakovich Sym. #4 is playing...)
HIM: Oh, what is this?
Me: Schubert Symphony No. 12
Him: Not what we listen to tonight?
Me: No no...

Huahahaa. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: DavidRoss on February 11, 2009, 09:02:26 AM
He should run for Congress, or get a job as a political analyst on network TV.  (I know you're not a Yank, but from what I've seen of life this phenomenon is universal.)
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Are you sure he doesn't post in this forum? ;)
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: DavidRoss on February 11, 2009, 05:31:15 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Are you sure he doesn't post in this forum? ;)
Ack!  You found me out!
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 06:36:05 PM
Heh. I saw an episode of "Beauty and the Geek" recently, where a prospective Beauty was stumped by the question "Who wrote Beethoven's fifth?"  Of course, being a geek, I was shouting at the screen "His fifth what?"
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Tapio Dmitriyevich on February 11, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 04:55:08 PMAre you sure he doesn't post in this forum? ;)
Yes. "No english,  no candies."
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Florestan on February 12, 2009, 12:12:40 AM
A Romanian songwriter, accused of composing music which has no artistic merit whatsoever, retorted:

Some people like my music, though; not everybody listens to Schopenhauer.

It's 100% true and recorded on camera.
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Wanderer on February 12, 2009, 12:56:12 AM
I've been told that a Greek pop singer once claimed (s)he liked all 32 of Beethoven symphonies (or was it that (s)he enjoyed reading Schubert?).
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: The new erato on February 12, 2009, 01:26:15 AM
If you think music is bad for Bullshitters, just wait till you get into wine!
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: sul G on February 12, 2009, 06:00:20 AM
Quote from: Florestan on February 12, 2009, 12:12:40 AM
A Romanian songwriter, accused of composing music which has no artistic merit whatsoever, retorted:

Some people like my music, though; not everybody listens to Schopenhauer.

It's 100% true and recorded on camera.

Cynic.  ;D I'm sure he/she must actually have said Chopin 'n Hauer, referring, of course, to the 'other' Viennese originator of a twelve tone technique.
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Florestan on February 12, 2009, 06:01:04 AM
Quote from: sul G on February 12, 2009, 06:00:20 AM
Cynic.  ;D I'm sure he/she must actually have said Chopin 'n Hauer, referring, of course, to the 'other' Viennese originator of a twelve tone technique.

:D
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: sul G on February 12, 2009, 06:02:29 AM
...and anyway, even if that's not quite right, the statement itself is correct - after all, when was the last time any of us listened to a nice bit of Schopenhauer?  ;D )
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: DavidRoss on February 12, 2009, 08:15:54 AM
Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 06:36:05 PM
Heh. I saw an episode of "Beauty and the Geek" recently, where a prospective Beauty was stumped by the question "Who wrote Beethoven's fifth?"  Of course, being a geek, I was shouting at the screen "His fifth what?"
And, having been trained in logical analysis and critical thinking, I whisper (not shout), "Why would it matter?"  ;D
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Florestan on February 12, 2009, 08:23:44 AM
Quote from: sul G on February 12, 2009, 06:02:29 AM
...and anyway, even if that's not quite right, the statement itself is correct - after all, when was the last time any of us listened to a nice bit of Schopenhauer?  ;D )

Then the guy should have said : Hey, look, at least some people like my music while nobody listens to that old fart Schopenhauer!
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Haffner on February 12, 2009, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on February 11, 2009, 05:31:15 PM
Ack!  You found me out!


Hey, share some of the credit (lol)!
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: karlhenning on February 12, 2009, 09:18:25 AM
Schopenhauer got any books on CD?  Maybe read by Patrick Stewart?
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: karlhenning on February 12, 2009, 09:19:34 AM
Quote from: sul G on February 12, 2009, 06:00:20 AM
. . . Chopin 'n Hauer, referring, of course, to the 'other' Viennese originator of a twelve tone technique.

Tchah!
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Opus106 on February 12, 2009, 09:24:30 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on February 12, 2009, 08:15:54 AM
And, having been trained in logical analysis and critical thinking, I whisper (not shout), "Why would it matter?"  ;D

If it's Beethoven's fifth biography, then it would. ;)
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: DavidRoss on February 12, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Quote from: opus67 on February 12, 2009, 09:24:30 AM
If it's Beethoven's fifth biography, then it would. ;)
Lawyer, eh?
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Opus106 on February 12, 2009, 09:37:54 AM
Quote from: DavidRoss on February 12, 2009, 09:34:52 AM
Lawyer, eh?

;) Just the effect of interacting with other loop-hole finders, I guess.
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Kuhlau on February 12, 2009, 01:14:13 PM
Hilarious thread. ;D

Especially these three gems:

Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
Are you sure he doesn't post in this forum? ;)

Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 06:36:05 PM
Heh. I saw an episode of "Beauty and the Geek" recently, where a prospective Beauty was stumped by the question "Who wrote Beethoven's fifth?"  Of course, being a geek, I was shouting at the screen "His fifth what?"

Quote from: erato on February 12, 2009, 01:26:15 AM
If you think music is bad for Bullshitters, just wait till you get into wine!

FK
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: Tapio Dmitriyevich on February 12, 2009, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Kuhlau on February 12, 2009, 01:14:13 PMHilarious thread. ;D

Especially these three gems:

Thanks for pointing this out again: "Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 05:55:08 PM Are you sure he doesn't post in this forum?"

Argh! I didn't see the double meaning at first. I was completely clueless! Well I think I have a score to settle with eyesresist ;)

This thread is about documented clueless (relative term) trying to outvote the more knowing.
Title: Re: People having 0% clue but who are 100% Blahblah Bullshit Experts
Post by: eyeresist on February 15, 2009, 04:42:42 PM
Quote from: Wurstwasser on February 12, 2009, 08:12:39 PM
Thanks for pointing this out again: "Quote from: eyeresist on February 11, 2009, 05:55:08 PM Are you sure he doesn't post in this forum?"

Argh! I didn't see the double meaning at first. I was completely clueless! Well I think I have a score to settle with eyesresist ;)

I didn't mean it, I swear! It was a generalised joke meant purely in fun. (Please don't hit me!)

:'(