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Title: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: bwv 1080 on September 23, 2011, 02:04:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/2z-OLG0KyR4

who would have guessed
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: DavidW on September 23, 2011, 02:25:09 PM
I guess God designed people to do things wrong too... monkeys eat the bananas by peeling from the bottom not the top, and if you do it that way you'll see it comes out easier with no stringy bits.  So much for God's top! :D

Next up, why God designed our bodies so perfectly that it would never deteriorate or become overrun with cancerous tumors. >:D
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: bwv 1080 on September 23, 2011, 04:05:37 PM
Quote from: DavidW on September 23, 2011, 02:25:09 PM
I guess God designed people to do things wrong too... monkeys eat the bananas by peeling from the bottom not the top, and if you do it that way you'll see it comes out easier with no stringy bits.  So much for God's top!

even worse for Ray, this is how God designed the banana:
(http://capecodhistory.us/quotes/pictures/wild-banana.jpg)

40,000 years ago the banana was domesticated and bred into its modern form
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: DavidW on September 23, 2011, 04:21:20 PM
Oh man that is awesome!! :D  That makes the vid even funnier. ;D
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 05:04:07 PM
"Almighty God created the banana with a no-slip surface" is signature material.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: DavidW on September 23, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
Quote from: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 05:04:07 PM
"Almighty God created the banana with a no-slip surface" is signature material.

Done! ;D
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 05:17:19 PM
Quote from: DavidW on September 23, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
Done! ;D

Amen. :D
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: AllegroVivace on September 23, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
I thought about watermelon for a sec... :))
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: AllegroVivace on September 23, 2011, 09:45:09 PM
If God could only create pork with as many calories as there is in celery!
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: mahler10th on September 23, 2011, 10:25:02 PM
More bloody bananas.  GMG has gone bananas.  It has sent me bananas.  I am quite sure people are getting mixed up between a fruit and an actor who portrayed the Incredible Hulk about 10 years ago.  He was, in fact, the incredible banana.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 10:26:30 PM
Quote from: John of Clydebank on September 23, 2011, 10:25:02 PM
More bloody bananas.  GMG has gone bananas.  It has sent me bananas.  I am quite sure people are getting mixed up between a fruit and an actor who portrayed the Incredible Hulk about 10 years ago.  He was, in fact, the incredible banana.

Was it that long ago?!

Eric Banan- Bana's Hulk, I mean.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Wendell_E on September 24, 2011, 03:15:37 AM
Quote from: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 10:26:30 PM
Was it that long ago?!

Eric Banan- Bana's Hulk, I mean.

IMDb says the world premiere was 17 June 2003, so that's not far off.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Coco on September 24, 2011, 05:08:52 AM
The artichoke must give creationists night terrors.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: 71 dB on September 24, 2011, 06:36:29 AM
Quote from: Coco on September 24, 2011, 05:08:52 AM
The artichoke must give creationists night terrors.

Don't forger orange. Why did God made it so damn difficult and messy to peel?
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Superhorn on September 24, 2011, 07:18:14 AM
   A "well made " banana?   You mean there are some poorly made bananas?   That's news to me.
   If God is so perfect, why did he create imbeciles like Ray Comfort and  Kirk Cameron ? 
   Why do creationist numb skulls automatically assume that if you believe in evolution you must
automatically be an atheist?  Aren't they aware that the Catholic church has no problem with evolution?
    Even worse, why do these idiots believe that you can't be a good and moral person  unless you are stupid
enough to believe in creationism and the literal truth of Genesis ?   Sheesh !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Todd on September 24, 2011, 09:08:51 AM
The banana as "the atheist's nightmare."  Very, very scary to be sure. 
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Renfield on September 24, 2011, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: Superhorn on September 24, 2011, 07:18:14 AM
   A "well made " banana?   You mean there are some poorly made bananas?   That's news to me.
   If God is so perfect, why did he create imbeciles like Ray Comfort and  Kirk Cameron ? 
   Why do creationist numb skulls automatically assume that if you believe in evolution you must
automatically be an atheist?  Aren't they aware that the Catholic church has no problem with evolution?
    Even worse, why do these idiots believe that you can't be a good and moral person  unless you are stupid
enough to believe in creationism and the literal truth of Genesis ?   Sheesh !!!!!!!


Besides the joke, I worry that the creationists may have achieved a silent victory by getting people to say they 'believe in evolution'. I don't 'believe' in general relativity. I just accept it as true; if neutrinos do move faster than light, I'll revise my thoughts on it.

Mind that I'm not saying you mean to say you believe in evolution, in the sense that it's your faith. But it's a sneaky little word to have to use, just because a whole bunch of quacks (with all due respect to the greater Christian faith) would have it so.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: eyeresist on September 25, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Renfield on September 23, 2011, 05:04:07 PM
"Almighty God created the banana with a no-slip surface" is signature material.

Presumably this means Charlie Chaplin was an agent of Satan?
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Renfield on September 25, 2011, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: eyeresist on September 25, 2011, 05:46:18 PM
Presumably this means Charlie Chaplin was an agent of Satan?

Undoubtedly.
Title: Re: Banana proves Evolution is False
Post by: Hattoff on September 25, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
Those people, Comfort etc, can't be that stupid, can they? they've gotta be taking the piss?