Or rather how not to: just had a week at this place in Italy, and cutting the story short the party included six girls in their late twenties, two of which I got on with well (I'm 38). Girl 1, who I'd got some chemistry going with first but neglected in favour of girl 2, then slept with this guy in his mid forties- who was running the place and giving orders. There was only one evening available to go for something, after a meal out: I call girl 2 over at an appropriate moment and keeping cool: '...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...' (candle and insense sticks).
She nods enthusiastically but then understands what I'm saying, and to my surprise becomes rather shy, disappearing outside to the table to cower and attend to her fingernails. I've come across this before, but wasn't expecting it and have been wondering what else I could've done- perhaps thinking faster and asking her to stay and talk, as she wasn't going to take the opportunity to come back when I left the table to hang around. Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing. The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
do you even know the ladies' feelings about extramarital sex in the first place?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Quag.PNG)
Giggitty Giggitty!!
All Riiiiight!!
Oh, no, Sean, no, not again, pleaaaaase nooooooooo...
But just so you can sleep better (if still alone), this should answer all your questions:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/SeanMcHugh02/Gardenportraits180.jpg)
Quote from: AnthonyAthletic on July 10, 2007, 09:43:59 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Quag.PNG)
Diggedy Diggedy!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Awwwwwwlllll Riiiiiiiight. 8)
Quote from: George on July 10, 2007, 09:45:43 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Glad you are with me George, I expect most American's will understand ;D My fellow Brits may be a bit slow on the uptake.
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Or rather how not to: just had a week at this place in Italy, and cutting the story short the party included six girls in their late twenties, two of which I got on with well (I'm 38). Girl 1, who I'd got some chemistry going with first but neglected in favour of girl 2, then slept with this guy in his mid forties- who was running the place and giving orders. There was only one evening available to go for something, after a meal out: I call girl 2 over at an appropriate moment and keeping cool: '...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...' (candle and insense sticks).
She nods enthusiastically but then understands what I'm saying, and to my surprise becomes rather shy, disappearing outside to the table to cower and attend to her fingernails. I've come across this before, but wasn't expecting it and have been wondering what else I could've done- perhaps thinking faster and asking her to stay and talk, as she wasn't going to take the opportunity to come back when I left the table to hang around. Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing. The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
What you need to learn is that love-making is more likely to happen in a natural fashion, not when you adopt some kind of strategy.
Quote from: AnthonyAthletic on July 10, 2007, 09:47:05 AM
Glad you are with me George, I expect most American's will understand ;D My fellow Brits may be a bit slow on the uptake.
Excuse me, I don't wan't to come between you two....or do I? - Quagmire
;D
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Or rather how not to: just had a week at this place in Italy, and cutting the story short the party included six girls in their late twenties, two of which I got on with well (I'm 38). Girl 1, who I'd got some chemistry going with first but neglected in favour of girl 2, then slept with this guy in his mid forties- who was running the place and giving orders. There was only one evening available to go for something, after a meal out: I call girl 2 over at an appropriate moment and keeping cool: '...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...' (candle and insense sticks).
She nods enthusiastically but then understands what I'm saying, and to my surprise becomes rather shy, disappearing outside to the table to cower and attend to her fingernails. I've come across this before, but wasn't expecting it and have been wondering what else I could've done- perhaps thinking faster and asking her to stay and talk, as she wasn't going to take the opportunity to come back when I left the table to hang around. Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing. The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
For a long time I thought you were only into girls two decades younger than you, sorry, my bad.
ANYWAYS, I think you should have tried to tell her a joke of some sort. Something along the line of "ever hear of this baby seal that walked into a club" sort of thing. It doesn't have to the THAT funny. As long as you disarm her (well, not LITERALLY but you know what I mean). Once she laughs or giggles or whatever that's when she is vulnerable. You can shut her laugh up with a kiss then.
I kind of miss chasing girls, but that goes with having a wife and 2 daughters.
Sean, perhaps you should consider limiting yourself to situations where a cash transaction can accomplish the desired outcome.
Quote from: George on July 10, 2007, 09:48:05 AM
Excuse me, I don't wan't to come between you two....or do I? - Quagmire
;D
Lessons for Sean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ha7qBi7d6Q)
...and More lessons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KU8DRJunQ&NR=1)
...and still More lessons. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDg2lXo_WmQ&NR=1)
Awwwwlllll Riiiigght. 8)
M, why didn't you warn us before posting that picture again?
i clean my eyes by watching this pointless video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VOvII2OavSI
Quote from: George on July 10, 2007, 09:48:05 AM
Excuse me, I don't wan't to come between you two....or do I? - Quagmire
;D
"
My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry" -
Quagmire
Quote from: AnthonyAthletic on July 10, 2007, 09:55:21 AM
"My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus. And I am sorry" - Quagmire
;D
Sean,
If she even talked to you in the first place she doesn't qualify for the definition of "shy".
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Or rather how not to: just had a week at this place in Italy, and cutting the story short the party included six girls in their late twenties, two of which I got on with well (I'm 38). Girl 1, who I'd got some chemistry going with first but neglected in favour of girl 2, then slept with this guy in his mid forties- who was running the place and giving orders. There was only one evening available to go for something, after a meal out: I call girl 2 over at an appropriate moment and keeping cool: '...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...' (candle and insense sticks).
She nods enthusiastically but then understands what I'm saying, and to my surprise becomes rather shy, disappearing outside to the table to cower and attend to her fingernails. I've come across this before, but wasn't expecting it and have been wondering what else I could've done- perhaps thinking faster and asking her to stay and talk, as she wasn't going to take the opportunity to come back when I left the table to hang around. Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing. The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
Why does this remind me of that recurrent skit on Saturday Night Live, "The Continental" with Christopher Walken.
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing.
Doubt it
Quote from: bwv 1080 on July 10, 2007, 09:50:23 AM
Sean, perhaps you should consider limiting yourself to situations where a cash transaction can accomplish the desired outcome.
Well what was going on next door certainly seemed a lot less genuine than say picking up a Thai girl out to be shown a good night.
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
There is no reason why sex should not occur during daytime. Since the day was spent by your side without anything physical taking place, it may be best to think that she just wasn't interested in having sex with you (or perhaps with anyone for that matter).
Quote from: orbital on July 10, 2007, 10:20:10 AM
There is no reason why sex should not occur during daytime. Since the day was spent by your side without anything physical taking place, it may be best to think that she just wasn't interested in having sex with you (or perhaps with anyone for that matter).
No way, I think girls want to have sex just as much as men do.
Quote from: head-case on July 10, 2007, 09:59:37 AM
Why does this remind me of that recurrent skit on Saturday Night Live, "The Continental" with Christopher Walken.
Wow. Wowwy wow wow wow.
You know, cham-pa-nyuh... is only cham-pa-nyuh... if it's from cham-pa-nyuh.
Quote from: George on July 10, 2007, 09:51:26 AM
Lessons for Sean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ha7qBi7d6Q)
Dear Diary.................JACKPOT! LOL!!!
Quote from: sidoze on July 10, 2007, 10:31:24 AM
Dear Diary.................JACKPOT! LOL!!!
Awwwlll Riiiiiight. ;)
Quote from: orbital on July 10, 2007, 10:20:10 AM
There is no reason why sex should not occur during daytime. Since the day was spent by your side without anything physical taking place, it may be best to think that she just wasn't interested in having sex with you (or perhaps with anyone for that matter).
Sure, Orbital; unfortunately though we had to leave the accommodation in the morning.
I sometimes wonder if the Divine couldn't have made the feminine divine a bit less of an all-round hassle.
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on July 10, 2007, 10:21:50 AM
No way, I think girls want to have sex just as much as men do.
but it depends on with WHO......
Quote from: greg on July 10, 2007, 10:42:48 AM
but it depends on with WHO......
Well, to women Sean must be eye-candy so there must be something wrong with her.
Yes, it is not just his self awareness that needs to be raised.
Mike
Quote from: PerfectWagnerite on July 10, 2007, 10:44:58 AM
Well, to women Sean must be eye-candy so there must be something wrong with her.
then again, she might've not been much of a catch herself........
Quote from: head-case on July 10, 2007, 09:59:37 AM
Why does this remind me of that recurrent skit on Saturday Night Live, "The Continental" with Christopher Walken.
Quote from: Kullervo on July 10, 2007, 10:23:20 AM
Wow. Wowwy wow wow wow.
You know, cham-pa-nyuh... is only cham-pa-nyuh... if it's from cham-pa-nyuh.
High-O!
Seriously, though, I'm not entirely sure that one should advertise their sexual misadventures on a more-or-less public Interweb forum. Imagine if a small child stumbled down the wrong series of tubes! The shame, the ignominy! Of course, knowing most kids 12-25, they might be able to help our dear OP out. You know, with small talk:
"Hello, how are you? Would you like to go get a drink? Perhaps some salt cod fritters [applicable if you're near Campo dei Fiori, though the booze prices at the Drunken Ship and the Bacchanale are outrageous, better to get a couple bottles of Peroni from one of the pizza places nearby or the liquor store on the other side of the square], my dear?"
[wait a couple days]
"Gee, it was nice hanging out the other night. Perhaps you'd like another insanely expensive drink? No, well, I have some Biere du Demon back in my room. Yeah, it's the 12% one. No, it's not bad. Kind of sweet, but an acquired taste. Perhaps I can assist in the acquisition."
It's called courting, and most people like to be pursued a little bit. Unless they're in the trade of not being pursued. Then, it's probably called a crime.
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
I sometimes wonder if the Divine couldn't have made the feminine divine a bit less of an all-round hassle.
Sometimes? I
always wonder that. $:)
Quote from: head-case on July 10, 2007, 09:59:37 AM
Why does this remind me of that recurrent skit on Saturday Night Live, "The Continental" with Christopher Walken.
more champagne?
Where's the PG17 tag on this thread... :-X
Quote from: Bonehelm on July 10, 2007, 12:31:41 PM
Where's the PG17 tag on this thread... :-X
lol, more like PG13 to me.
Quote from: Sean on July 10, 2007, 09:36:34 AM
Or rather how not to: just had a week at this place in Italy, and cutting the story short the party included six girls in their late twenties, two of which I got on with well (I'm 38). Girl 1, who I'd got some chemistry going with first but neglected in favour of girl 2, then slept with this guy in his mid forties- who was running the place and giving orders. There was only one evening available to go for something, after a meal out: I call girl 2 over at an appropriate moment and keeping cool: '...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...' (candle and insense sticks).
She nods enthusiastically but then understands what I'm saying, and to my surprise becomes rather shy, disappearing outside to the table to cower and attend to her fingernails. I've come across this before, but wasn't expecting it and have been wondering what else I could've done- perhaps thinking faster and asking her to stay and talk, as she wasn't going to take the opportunity to come back when I left the table to hang around. Another evening might have been good, as the next morning she comes over with the most excited and pleased excuses, and spends much of the day by my side.
In the night I had to put up with girl 1 next door having what was obviously pretty mediocre sex and making sounds with the sole purpose of me overhearing. The older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
That you feel the need to share means there is something mentally wrong with you. Who knows, maybe your gay and this is the way you try to fight it.
and people wonder why the female to male ratio on the forum is low......
Quote from: Mozart on July 10, 2007, 12:39:27 PM
Why? Women do that all the time.
Do what, exactly?
Quote from: George on July 10, 2007, 11:56:35 AM
Sometimes? I always wonder that. $:)
Aren't they fascinating? :D
I find women much more interesting than men in general. And I don't mean "interesting" in a patronizing way.
I root for nurture in the nature vs nurture debate, and I would be very happy to see the way women are brought up change completely, even though that would mean that things I find fascinating about them would cease to exist ::)
Quote from: M ForeverOh, no, Sean, no, not again, pleaaaaase nooooooooo...
We should recognise his effort. This time the story is not about sex trips to Asia, involving underage girls.
Quote from: orbital on July 10, 2007, 02:48:43 PM
Aren't they fascinating? :D
I find women much more interesting than men in general.
That's only because you haven't spent time with me. :D
Quote from: Don on July 10, 2007, 03:12:55 PM
That's only because you haven't spent time with me. :D
Are you flirting, Don?
Quote from: Manuel on July 10, 2007, 03:13:56 PM
Are you flirting, Don?
No - just stating the facts. Flirting leads to other things, things that I don't engage in due to my loyalty to my lovely wife Ellen Jane.
As usual, I stumbled across this thread late in the game. I've still got tears of laughter streaming down my face. Special thanks to Tony's first post ;D :D ;D Brilliant!
Sean, me boy, we need to have a serious discussion... You have so much to learn yet.
Sarge
Maybe "girl 2" also wanted that other guy "running the place and giving orders" from the start. Maybe you should have shown "girl 1" what excellent sex is so that she wouldn't have had the "mediocre." Maybe she really was having excellent sex with the guy giving orders, but she naturally sounds fake (often, not naturally), and maybe your vanity heard otherwise. Probably not, since she knew (I think) where you were sleeping and that her voice would carry to you. What a bich.
Maybe "girl 1" did not feel the "chemistry" you thought was there. Maybe she did. I have a problem with what you said: "I like your personality," "you look stunning," and "the surprise" in your room are all overdone. You could have excited her in the first 5 minutes of talking to her enough for you to have her body. All these maybe's, how to's, and what could I have done's, represent your failure. But, like a good man, you admitted this failure with a cool short story.
But insense sticks and candles!!! That's the surprise!! Come on!
Try this site :P
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/fastseduction-wikihow.php
Quote from: PSmith08 on July 10, 2007, 11:48:09 AM
I'm not entirely sure that one should advertise their sexual misadventures on a more-or-less public Interweb forum.
The Diner
Discuss anything, music excepted.
I agree with Don. Flirt a little. It's fun, and a great way to start getting to know someone. And who knows - it might lead somewhere (i.e. the bedroom) or it might not.
And by the way, Sean, I'd kill that line about her personality. That's like saying, 'Hi. You're not as fit as your mate, but at least when we're done shagging we can have some great conversation.' In short, in situations like that, never let a woman think she's anything but hot. No good adding afterwards that you think she's stunning - it might come across as a bit of an afterthought following reference to her personality. Just relax a bit more, play the game, and if your luck's in, you'll know it, believe me. ;)
Quote from: greg on July 10, 2007, 09:38:54 AM
do you even know the ladies' feelings about extramarital sex in the first place?
hahaha he's such a nerd. what a joke!
Quote from: marazm1 on July 10, 2007, 05:47:11 PM
hahaha he's such a nerd. what a joke!
Even nerds get horny.
Quote from: johnQpublic on July 10, 2007, 05:00:07 PM
The Diner
Discuss anything, music excepted.
That's fine, but still: propriety is, shall we say, something to be valued.
The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
I am sure that enquiring minds want to know. ;)
She's 'cowering' and prefers a manicure. Nuff said.
Mate, she's not into you.
Quote from: edward on July 10, 2007, 06:53:36 PM
The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
I am sure that enquiring minds want to know. ;)
Context.
Quote from: edward on July 10, 2007, 06:53:36 PM
The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
I am sure that enquiring minds want to know. ;)
I am sure the ammunition was too good to let slip into the oblivion of a broken link, so he backed it up :P
(Btw M, do you still have the picture of Saul in his hat? :D)
Quote from: edward on July 10, 2007, 06:53:36 PM
The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
I am sure that enquiring minds want to know. ;)
gross! I'd rather not know!
Well, I guess I'll be the girl here to jump into the fray. ;)
Quote'...I really like your personality, and you look stunning tonight...I've got a couple of things I'd like to show you in my room if you'd like to come down, kind of a surprise...it'll be okay...'
I'm sorry, Sean, if a guy gave me this line I would run like hell. It sounds more than faintly rapist.
And why you would be upset because you couldn't get the s___ who sleeps with guys she has only known for a few hours is beyond me. More classy guys would be attracted to Girl 1 even more
because she turned them down for a possible one-night stand, and *shock* wanted to actually get to know them before getting naked.
Personally I find good discussion a far more provocative thing.
QuoteThe older guy had talked with her for four or five hours straight before making a move- a bit much I thought, but maybe I had something to learn there.
Try four or five months Sean. Then you might actually get somewhere with a
shy sensible girl.
But if you'd rather the ones that acquiesce after four or five hours, then have fun, there's one on every corner.
This is the last forum I would expect to find a thread like this, I must say. You do know if any *decent* girls run across this posting, it totally destroys your chances with them, right? ;D
QuoteThe biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
Because it is still alive in all its glory in the "Post Your Picture" thread at the old forum and is too outrageous to stay buried in oblivion!
Quote from: edward on July 10, 2007, 06:53:36 PM
The biggest question regarding this thread is: why did M forever have a link to That Picture?
I am sure that enquiring minds want to know. ;)
Because M is smart and remembered that someone said he looked like Vinnie Jones in that picture (total nonsense of course). So it took less than one minute to find it in the old forum search.
(http://www.surreycc.gov.uk/SCCWebsite/SCCWSImages.nsf/WebLookupImageByUNID/docidBD794CBAD0F5469D8025710300428068/$FILE/laptop_penguin-left.jpg)
Quote from: Lethe on July 10, 2007, 08:28:02 PM
Btw M, do you still have the picture of Saul in his hat? :D
You mean this one?
(http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/his452/Alcohol/2107.jpg)
Quote from: Greta on July 10, 2007, 10:56:22 PM
I'm sorry, Sean, if a guy gave me this line I would run like hell. It sounds more than faintly rapist.
At least. That's a totally creepy line. Something a serial killer would say in a movie. Besides, "I really like your personality" is so bad I can't believe Sean actually said that. No, wait, it's Sean, so I can believe that.
Quote from: Greta on July 10, 2007, 10:56:22 PM
And why you would be upset because you couldn't get the s___ who sleeps with guys she has only known for a few hours is beyond me.
You already answered the question yourself:
Quote from: Greta on July 10, 2007, 10:56:22 PM
More classy guys would be attracted to Girl 1 even more because she turned them down for a possible one-night stand, and *shock* wanted to actually get to know them before getting naked.
MozartQuoteThat you feel the need to share means there is something mentally wrong with you. Who knows, maybe your gay and this is the way you try to fight it.
No I'm not gay, and certainly wouldn't fight it if I was.
EmpNapoleonWell I won't go into details.
MarkQuoteAnd by the way, Sean, I'd kill that line about her personality.
I always thought it was a good idea to emphasize the mind over the body.
marazm1Thanks for your comments.
ManuelI have no interest and never have had any interest in underage girls.
Quote from: Sean on July 11, 2007, 12:12:39 AM
Mark
I always thought it was a good idea to emphasize the mind over the body.
The trouble is, that's precisely what it sounds like. Even the most cerebral women like to feel that others find them physically attractive. :)
GretaQuoteWell, I guess I'll be the girl here to jump into the fray.
Where d'you live?
QuoteI'm sorry, Sean, if a guy gave me this line I would run like hell. It sounds more than faintly rapist.
I do have a set of ropes- sort you out no problem.
QuoteAnd why you would be upset because you couldn't get the s___ who sleeps with guys she has only known for a few hours is beyond me. More classy guys would be attracted to Girl 1 even more because she turned them down for a possible one-night stand, and *shock* wanted to actually get to know them before getting naked.
It's interesting- you'd think you'd always need time to let that tension build and get to know someone, but not always, not at all: sometimes you can be attracted very quickly and strongly, girls definitely included.
QuoteThis is the last forum I would expect to find a thread like this, I must say. You do know if any *decent* girls run across this posting, it totally destroys your chances with them, right? ;D
Don't get too excited- why don't you PM me.
QuoteWhere d'you live?
Far, far away...
Quote
It's interesting- you'd think you'd always need time to let that tension build and get to know someone, but not always, not at all: sometimes you can be attracted very quickly and strongly, girls definitely included.
Oh yes, this is certainly true. But it's not license to jump into bed together the first chance you get, coming off over-eager is definitely not a good thing.
Quote from: Greta on July 11, 2007, 12:30:30 AM
... coming off over-eager is definitely not a good thing.
Unless you're a working girl, then it kinda goes with the job. ;D
Quote from: Mark on July 11, 2007, 12:15:23 AM
The trouble is, that's precisely what it sounds like. Even the most cerebral women like to feel that others find them physically attractive. :)
Yes, but you are already there by her side which means that the physical attraction thing already took place. It is good to try to know someone if you are planning on spending time [past the sexy time ;D] with him/her but in order to get to that point some sort of physical attraction should have taken place already.
I feel we are overeager to overestimate sex, and this is causing way too much stress for a basic human urge >:D
Quote from: orbital on July 11, 2007, 07:09:32 AM
Yes, but you are already there by her side which means that the physical attraction thing already took place. It is good to try to know someone if you are planning on spending time [past the sexy time ;D] with him/her but in order to get to that point some sort of physical attraction should have taken place already.
I feel we are overeager to overestimate sex, and this is causing way too much stress for a basic human urge >:D
Clever girls like sex, too, Orbital. ;D
Quote from: Mark on July 11, 2007, 08:09:34 AM
Clever girls like sex, too, Orbital. ;D
Exactly!
Perhaps it is only the 'decent ones' that don't? ::)
Quote from: Mark on July 11, 2007, 08:09:34 AM
Clever girls like sex, too, Orbital. ;D
Lies! Girls never liked sex! Never would! ;D
Quote from: Bonehelm on July 11, 2007, 11:45:35 AM
Lies! Girls never liked sex! Never would! ;D
even if they do, they are not foolish enough to say it.
Quote from: Bonehelm on July 11, 2007, 11:45:35 AM
Lies! Girls never liked sex! Never would! ;D
Down with Imperialism, up with skirts!!
Quote from: Mozart on July 11, 2007, 11:51:15 AM
Down with Imperialism, up with skirts!!
ROFL!
That's probably the only thing the Japs are good at.
Quote from: Bonehelm on July 11, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
ROFL!
That's probably the only thing the Japs are good at.
And dance dance revolution.
What an awesome thread! ;D
I think I sense a conflict here between two varying conceptions of the big S*E*X. One is the "Dr. Nash paradigm": as Russell Crowe so memorably says in the movie, it's basically a simple fluid exchange, so why don't we just agree we find each other attractive, skip all the unnecessary nonsense, and go have sex. Unfortunately, some people have this strange idea that that's not how it works. ;D ... as evidence by the fact that the girl slapped him in the movie.
I personally would have serious qualms uh, doing the horizontal dances with someone if I didn't at least have some assurance that they're not (a) laden with unpleasant diseases (b) a freak. (Personally, I'm more scared of the freaks. I dated a bipolar kid for five months. I'm glad I didn't waste too much on it. Next time, I want to make sure the gal is sane before anything happens.) And I guess, if the girl doesn't know you too well, there's the risk that (if you strike it rich!) she's just imagining you're someone else, anyways.
Sorry, Sean. Hey, it's Italy. There's always a next time. :) Don't think I'm mean, the only thing I think you really messed up on, is, if the girl wasn't a local, she should have been. 8)
By the way, this thread is pretty tame. On another message board I frequent, a fellow once posted that "my hand is stuck to my, you know, down there" and asked for our help resolving the problem.
Quote from: brianrein on July 11, 2007, 02:01:16 PM
By the way, this thread is pretty tame. On another message board I frequent, a fellow once posted that "my hand is stuck to my, you know, down there" and asked for our help resolving the problem.
Did you give him a helping hand? ;D
Quote from: Bonehelm on July 11, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
That's probably the only thing the Japs are good at.
Definitely. A few months ago I downloaded a video file which was supposed to be Rostropovich playing Dvorak's cello concerto. Instead, I got a japanese tv show in which a guy silently followed teenies with short skirts on the street, and
upskirted them*.
*translation problems: is that how you describe someone who is lifting a girls tiny skirt to the point that her panties are
in sight?
Quote from: Mozart on July 11, 2007, 01:43:25 PM
And dance dance revolution.
yeah, i wouldn't dare challenge a japanese person to that game.
oh yeah, they're also good at playing complex Xenakis works, too.......
Okay brainrein, sure thing: I hope I meet Miss perfect...
Who you need to meet is Miss Perfectly Stupid, then it might work out. There is hope, Sean, very little, but there is hope.
Well hoping for Miss Stupid would be a realistic hope, you must admit.
When you're a towering genius though, perfection seeks perfection.
(http://www.miltbogs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/penguin.gif)
The one on the right is M forever, and on the left is Sean :)
Quote from: Mozart on July 12, 2007, 12:03:35 AM
(http://www.miltbogs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/penguin.gif)
The one on the right is M forever, and on the left is Sean :)
no, the one on the right is Mozart, the on the left is Sean, the one already dead, frozen deep under the ice is M forever.
Its so funny, I can sit here watching it in amusement 30 times ;D
Quote from: Mozart on July 12, 2007, 12:14:23 AM
Its so funny, I can sit here watching it in amusement 30 times ;D
Three words: Get out more! ;D
Quote from: Mark on July 12, 2007, 12:21:48 AM
Three words: Get out more! ;D
yep, just imagine what real people can do....
What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.
Quote from: Mozart on July 12, 2007, 12:28:20 AM
What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.
so you can fuck with your mind?
Quote from: MahlerTitan on July 12, 2007, 01:13:25 AM
so you can fuck with your mind?
I certainly don't need drugs to act goofy. ? Goorshhh :)
Quote from: Mozart on July 12, 2007, 02:04:22 AM
I certainly don't need drugs to act goofy. ? Goorshhh :)
Is that an admission or a boast?
Mike
Quote from: Mozart on July 12, 2007, 12:28:20 AM
What can real people do? I only know my imaginary friends.
i had an imaginary friend once, when i was 5 or so. I named him "Hey".
Quote from: greg on July 12, 2007, 05:09:10 AM
i had an imaginary friend once, when i was 5 or so. I named him "Hey".
Better it was a nightmare when people would shout you from across the street. You probably just ignored them, thinking they were trying to attract the attention of your imaginary friend. ;D
Quote from: MahlerTitan on July 12, 2007, 01:13:25 AM
so you can fuck with your mind?
Well, I don't think you can do it without it.
Quote from: Sean on July 11, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
Well hoping for Miss Stupid would be a realistic hope, you must admit.
More so than Miss Perfect for sure! The problem of course, is making sure she's dumb enough but you can still stand her. For a while.
Quote from: George on July 11, 2007, 02:02:54 PM
Did you give him a helping hand? ;D
I stand in awe of your sense of humor, sir. In just one try, you found one of maybe three possible puns that we
didn't think up in response to the poor guy. ;D ;D ;D
I don't believe in sex before marriage and I'm none too sure about it afterwards ;D
Or like Robin Williams said: "I don't understand all this fuss about 'same sex marriages' - everyone who has ever been married knows it's always the same sex from there on".
Quote from: brianrein on July 13, 2007, 01:26:03 PM
I stand in awe of your sense of humor, sir. In just one try, you found one of maybe three possible puns that we didn't think up in response to the poor guy. ;D ;D ;D
You've gotta
hand it to me... 8)
Quote from: George on July 13, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
You've gotta hand it to me... 8)
You use your hand a lot don't you....
Quote from: Mozart on July 13, 2007, 05:32:51 PM
You use your hand a lot don't you....
If you want something done right...
Quote from: George on July 13, 2007, 05:34:11 PM
If you want something done right...
Park after 3 lefts and you might get toes.
Ok...you win this round
Quote from: Mozart on July 13, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Ok...you win this round
Let's have a hand for the winner. :-*
Quote from: George on July 13, 2007, 05:38:42 PM
Let's have a hand for the winner. :-*
Bravo ;D
Im slow but
your the winner, hands down! all of us are on hand to witness it!