0:)
Has it been here for years?
MN "Two Sheds" Dave
There is no shed here. There is no shed here. There is no shed here.
Ah.
Quote from: mc ukrneal on July 03, 2013, 07:50:08 AM
There is no shed here. There is no shed here. There is no shed here.
Ceci n'est pas un shed
Shed again
Would this be a good place to discretely stash a gym-bag full of porn?
Quote from: Scarpia on July 03, 2013, 08:12:04 AM
Would this be a good place to discretely stash a gym-bag full of porn?
That will make this the shedier shed.
Quote from: Scarpia on July 03, 2013, 08:12:04 AM
Would this be a good place to discretely stash a gym-bag full of porn?
Lithographs preferred!
Quote from: Scarpia on July 03, 2013, 08:12:04 AM
Would this be a good place to discretely stash a gym-bag full of porn?
Heh... Shed n00b. It's all in The Shed already!
What a great Shed reopening. :)
as in moult or ecdysis?
Did you write the symphony in the shed?
Either shed The Shed...
or...
Be The Shed! ???
And one reason to visit The Shed:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/Shedds.jpg/220px-Shedds.jpg)
5-pound buckets of deliciousness! ;)
and now, a man with three buttocks...
Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked: "Why do people have to die?"
"This is natural," explained the older man. "Everything has to die and has just so long to live."
Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die."
http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans/85timetodie.html
I have a feeling that our Kimi may outdo even Ikkyu . . . .
Kimi koans? :)
Quote from: MN Dave on July 05, 2013, 04:43:02 AM
"This is natural," explained the older man. "Everything has to die and has just so long to live."
Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die." [/i]
Sorry, that last line is wrong! 0:) It should be:
Ikkyu said: "You are icky!"Or:
Yoda ??? then appeared and said: "Icky you are!"
Ikkyu was I ere I was icky
Shed time.
And there was evening, and there was morning: The Shed.
daily shed ;)
"Today she is Buddhist Nun Ru,
Yesterday she was Teacher Wang.
Although born to wear silken gauze,
She now wears only the roughest hemp.
Mouths that open and spew out lofty talk
Have no interest in becoming buddhas.
Leap out of the cauldron of right and wrong,
Cut off completely the road of life and death,
Then enter tiger's lair and demon's palace
With a heart that feels not the slightest fear. " - Zhenru
http://www.dailyzen.com/
So, eh then, eh?
Welcome to The Shed. How was The Shed?
Needs salt.
"Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed."
I've been thinking a bit like that lately. It helps.
Quote from: MN Dave on July 16, 2013, 06:55:20 AM
"Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed."
The spoon is obviously too small and the lake too large.
Quote from: MN Dave on July 16, 2013, 06:55:20 AM
"Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed."
Am I the spoon, the salt, the glass, the lake, or the water in the glass or that in the lake? ???
Quote from: Opus106 on July 16, 2013, 10:08:57 AM
Am I the spoon, the salt, the glass, the lake, or the water in the glass or that in the lake? ???
You are #6.
The correct procedure is to scoop the salt up with the glass, add water with the spoon, but only water from the lake, and stir with your finger. Then, taste the finger and say: Ah! The lake water is salty...
Quote from: springrite on July 16, 2013, 02:12:51 PM
The correct procedure is to scoop the salt up with the glass, add water with the spoon, but only water from the lake, and stir with your finger. Then, taste the finger and say: Ah! The lake water is salty...
???
"If you walk, just walk. If you sit, just sit; but whatever you do, don't wobble."
:)
Quote from: MN Dave on August 23, 2013, 04:40:38 AM
"If you walk, just walk. If you sit, just sit; but whatever you do, don't wobble."
:)
(http://images1.americanlisted.com/nlarge/fisher_price_doll_house_one_chubby_weeble_wobble_with_truck_15_cedar_creek_bastrop_10050178.jpg)[/img]
(Weeble shed)
Quote from: MN Dave on August 23, 2013, 04:40:38 AM
". . . but whatever you do, don't wobble."
:)
Actual exchange with a co-worker at the MFA shop this past Wednesday evening:
She (inquiring in exasperation about the music playing in the shop): "Karl, what
is this?!"
I: "It is vibrato we could park a Volkswagen bus in."
"The blue mountains are of themselves blue mountains; the white clouds are of themselves white clouds." -- Zenrin Kushû
How do I tell the difference between a new Shed and a Comeback?
And do I need to know?
Quote from: MN Dave on August 24, 2013, 05:16:32 AM
"The blue mountains are of themselves blue mountains; the white clouds are of themselves white clouds." -- Zenrin Kushû
If you want to know about the pine, go to the pine.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My Shed is my own.
Quote from: Bogey on August 24, 2013, 01:19:01 PM
If you want to know about the pineshed, go to the pine shed.
Nearly sat on a porcupine.
The Love Shed!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/duo-busted-for-home-depot-shed-sex-587314 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/duo-busted-for-home-depot-shed-sex-587314)
The Man from S.H.E.D.
Quote from: Szykneij on August 30, 2013, 07:39:57 AM
The Love Shed!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/duo-busted-for-home-depot-shed-sex-587314 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/duo-busted-for-home-depot-shed-sex-587314)
First they drag him out of the shed, then they charge him with indecent exposure. They couldn't simply knock on the door and say, "time to come out, there are people waiting to use the shed."
Nice and quiet in here. 0:)
mmmm
Quote from: karlhenning on June 12, 2014, 06:31:56 AM
mmmm
We have a couple old nature sounds CDs here in the Shed; or if you're in the mood for something more feisty, we have the Karl Henning collection.
Atonal honking in The Shed!
Vibrations of the universe
Vibrations of the atonal honking of the universe.....
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on June 12, 2014, 08:05:03 AM
Vibrations of the atonal honking of the universe.....
A good subtitle for the next piece of HenningMusik
Hey, you never know . . . .
Even a good thing isn't as good as [the Shed].
MUSIC did not save the world.
No, alas, it did not.
But it makes a nice distraction.
Shed up.
WWDD?
Flounce.
Sometimes, the flouncing is all.
Quote from: karlhenning on August 20, 2014, 10:36:14 AM
Sometimes, the flouncing is all.
Some people have begun to use that word to mean any sort of sudden absence from a social network, but I think it means to leave in a huff specifically.
Some people: there you have it!
Although . . . we're all in the Shed . . . .
Quote from: karlhenning on August 20, 2014, 10:49:06 AM
Although . . . we're all in the Shed . . . .
Yes, there is no escape! You can't escape because there is nothing to escape
from.
It is everything. And it is nothing.
Look, it cannot be seen - it is beyond form.
Listen, it cannot be heard - it is beyond sound.
Grasp, it cannot be held - it is intangible.
In the kingdom of The Shed, the one-hand clap is king.
(* thinking the applause *)
The shed has an inside and an outside; who can say which is which?
In the Shed there is the room that is no room, the door that is no door, the window that is no window, and the not-room that is a room, the not-door that is a door, the not-window that is a window.
Indeed, in the Shed is the Is that is not and the Is Not that is.
Quote from: Jeffrey Smith on August 28, 2014, 04:16:39 PM
In the Shed there is the room that is no room, the door that is no door, the window that is no window, and the not-room that is a room, the not-door that is a door, the not-window that is a window.
Indeed, in the Shed is the Is that is not and the Is Not that is.
:)
Quote from: karlhenning on August 20, 2014, 10:54:51 AM
It is everything. And it is nothing.
I float through physical thoughts. I stare down the abyss of organic dreams
All bets off, I plunge - Only to find that self is shed...A new level reached, where the absence of air lets me breathe
I'm inverted electrical impulses. A malfunctioning death-code incomplete
All things before me, at first unliving glimpse undeciphered
Its semantics rid of logic. Nothing is all. All is contradiction
I was inverted electrical impulses, once. What a shock it was to my mother . . . .
Quote from: karlhenning on August 29, 2014, 03:14:29 AM
I was inverted electrical impulses, once. What a shock it was to my mother . . . .
:D
How we make tea in The Shed. (http://www.amazon.com/Capresso-259-Kettle-Polished-Chrome/dp/B000BY4ZHO/ref=sr_1_1?s=appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1416858695&sr=1-1&keywords=capresso+electric+kettle)
Quote from: karlhenning on November 24, 2014, 10:52:33 AM
How we make tea in The Shed. (http://www.amazon.com/Capresso-259-Kettle-Polished-Chrome/dp/B000BY4ZHO/ref=sr_1_1?s=appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1416858695&sr=1-1&keywords=capresso+electric+kettle)
Some people thinks it gives off an odor.
Quote from: karlhenning on August 29, 2014, 03:14:29 AM
I was inverted electrical impulses, once. What a shock it was to my mother . . . .
Yet I always thought of you as well grounded... :-\
8)
Twitter account: https://twitter.com/TheOneShed
Quote from: Gurn Blanston on November 24, 2014, 11:39:48 AM
Yet I always thought of you as well grounded... :-\
8)
I do my best not to give off sparks.