Ask away:
Is Bach jazz? :-\
Which came first?
Quote from: Brian on March 01, 2017, 05:19:48 PM
Which came first?
Yes, that came second.
Home base!
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 01, 2017, 06:13:37 PM
Is that a question?
Is a question that is not a question a ludicrous question?
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 01, 2017, 05:31:57 PM
Why did I set my alarm clock to the time of day when I will be out and my flatmates will be in >:D
Are you sure you don't already know the answer to that one!?!?! :)
What really IS the average airspeed of an unladen swallow? :)
What happens when people have too much time on their hands?
http://www.saratoga.com/how-should-i-know/2013/07/what-is-the-average-air-speed-velocity-of-a-laden-swallow/
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Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 01, 2017, 08:14:22 PM
Actually, why did I put ten alarm clocks in hallway and set them to 3am? ::)
Why did you start this thread?
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 02, 2017, 12:58:34 AM
Why didn't you start this thread? :P
Because you already did.
What are little boys made of?
So, had many exams (http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html) yet, Thatfab?
How many discs is too many?
When is the resurgence of the heckelphone expected?
Quote from: Mahlerian on March 02, 2017, 05:48:05 AM
When is the resurgence of the heckelphone expected?
Very nice.
Can my microwave oven also play CDs?
Quote from: vandermolen on March 02, 2017, 10:46:59 PM
Can my microwave oven also play CDs?
Can my cat play CD's?
Why cannot everybody's cat play CDs? :)
Why cannot everybody's cat play Sequenza IXa?
Why can't we all just get along?
Quote from: jessop on March 03, 2017, 04:27:24 PM
Why cannot everybody's cat play Sequenza IXa?
At first, I misread this as referring to Stockhausen's Klavierstuck IX, and wondered about the sight of a cat throwing its whole body against a keyboard over 100 times in succession.
"When will he disclose his tax returns?"
Quote from: k a rl h e nn i ng on March 04, 2017, 07:05:55 AM
"When will he disclose his tax returns?"
"When will she be arrested?"
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 03, 2017, 05:09:49 PM
I have to give it to you, that was an amazing comment :laugh:
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wtf is 142/8 ?????? really????? 142 8th notes???? ack :P
You know what I don't understaaaaand!?!? Why do they call it 'taking a dump' instead of 'leaving a dump'? I mean after aaaalllllll, you're not really taking it anywhere!? Funk dat!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z72CNy9GLq0
Quote from: mc ukrneal on March 02, 2017, 05:05:06 AM
How many discs is too many?
None of course, they will always be too few.
Quote from: jessop on March 03, 2017, 04:27:24 PM
Why cannot everybody's cat play Sequenza IXa?
Better to ask about "the cats fugue".
Quote from: snyprrr on March 04, 2017, 09:23:18 AM
wtf is 142/8 ?????? really????? 142 8th notes???? ack :P
No, it's 139 eighth notes followed by a dotted quarter. In a continuous diminuendo.
The real ludicrous question is, what if you lose count? Do you have to start over again? If you play only 138 eighth notes, will it make a huge difference? What if you accidentally make a crescendo between the 71st and 72nd eighth notes? What if you don't play the eighth notes evenly and one is a dotted eighth note instead? Do you have to make the next note a sixteenth to catch up?
Quote from: (: premont :) on March 04, 2017, 11:53:39 AM
Better to ask about "the cats fugue".
Why haven't scientists decided to clone his cat yet?
Quote from: jessop on March 04, 2017, 02:33:20 PM
Why haven't scientists decided to clone his cat yet?
Who said they haven't?
Quote from: snyprrr on March 04, 2017, 09:23:18 AM
"When will she be arrested?"
"When will they lock her up?"
Is this a thread for questions only?
Quote from: (: premont :) on March 05, 2017, 12:22:43 AM
Is this a thread for questions only?
Is this a ludicrous question?
Quote from: Marc on March 05, 2017, 01:06:54 AM
premont, is that you?
Is this meant as a question to me?
How did that dog composer all those symphonies and still find time to star in movies?
bow-wow?
Is it OK to play Bach on the piano?
Quote from: Thatfabulousalien on March 05, 2017, 07:53:59 PM
Is it moral to play Bach at all?
Is it morel to eat Ascomycetes?
Is complex multicellularity in Ascomycetes and Basidiomycetes a homology or homoplasy? What about dikaryotic hyphae?
Been there, done that. Would rather go to Ireland.
I am already happily married to a non-Irish woman who people sometimes mistake as Irish, so I ask you, does Hawaii have better Irish whiskey?
Quote from: Marc on March 05, 2017, 08:08:54 PM
Is this meant as a question to me?
;D
Is this meant as a question to me?
:P
When do the numbers stop?