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Title: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: locrian on November 14, 2007, 06:31:38 AM
 0:)

http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: Wendell_E on November 14, 2007, 06:42:05 AM
Just as I always suspected.  God's an idiot.

By the way, his/her favorite opera is La Traviata.  I tried to find his/her opinion of Elgar, but couldn't get a straight answer.
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: Sergeant Rock on November 14, 2007, 07:49:22 AM
Quote from: Wendell_E on November 14, 2007, 06:42:05 AM
By the way, his/her favorite opera is La Traviata.  I tried to find his/her opinion of Elgar, but couldn't get a straight answer.

He wouldn't tell me what he really thinks about Dittersdorf either. Sigh...I thought we could finally get a definitive answer, one way or another, and end the wars  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: George on November 14, 2007, 08:01:57 AM
I kept getting: "I categorize you as an abusive client."  ;D

I have confirmed from God that God is an illegal alien who is also an ex-con.  $:)

And yes, an idiot who can apparently type REALLY fast.

Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: locrian on November 14, 2007, 08:04:18 AM
Quote from: George on November 14, 2007, 08:01:57 AM
I kept getting: "I categorize you as an abusive client."  ;D

That's God-speak for "I'm sending you to Hell."
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: karlhenning on November 14, 2007, 08:04:52 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Rock on November 14, 2007, 07:49:22 AM
He wouldn't tell me what he really thinks about Dittersdorf either.

A bit sheepish about that, Sarge.  Seems He created Dittersdorf to be a 20th-century toll collector at the Belleville gate of the Garden State Parkway.  Through administrative error, even though he had the New Jersey toll-collecting skillset, he wound up as an 18th-century composer.  Weird.
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: George on November 14, 2007, 08:05:38 AM
Quote from: sound sponge on November 14, 2007, 08:04:18 AM
That's God-speak for "I'm sending you to Hell."

Hey, mama, look at me. I'm on my way to the promised land....  >:D
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: karlhenning on November 14, 2007, 08:05:57 AM
Quote from: sound sponge on November 14, 2007, 08:04:18 AM
That's God-speak for "I'm sending you to Hell."

No, no. "We don't send anyone to Hell;  they choose it for themselves."  0:)
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: George on November 14, 2007, 08:26:15 AM
Quote from: karlhenning on November 14, 2007, 08:05:57 AM
No, no. "We don't send anyone to Hell;  they choose it for themselves."  0:)

Indeed and you don't need to die to get there, either.  0:)
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: karlhenning on November 14, 2007, 08:29:32 AM
That's an important lesson, George!
Title: Re: Have you chatted with God lately?
Post by: locrian on November 14, 2007, 08:57:05 AM
This thread is going to Hell in a hand basket.