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Title: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on May 29, 2007, 02:15:52 PM
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

There's this frog that keeps on coming out on the patio and my dog keeps on licking it- the first time it was in a corner. Then last night, after i brought the dog in, i saw it right by the window, waiting for me to let him out (and they were both staring at each other).

I don't know if this is a friendship or dating, since i've forgotten how to speak Dog and also Frog. But my dog licks everything, including the table, wood, garbage, his puke, pee, and poop. Any animal experts here who can determine what's going on between these two?
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Mozart on May 29, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Kullervo on May 29, 2007, 03:01:45 PM
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

There's this frog that keeps on coming out on the patio and my dog keeps on licking it- the first time it was in a corner. Then last night, after i brought the dog in, i saw it right by the window, waiting for me to let him out (and they were both staring at each other).

I don't know if this is a friendship or dating, since i've forgotten how to speak Dog and also Frog. But my dog licks everything, including the table, wood, garbage, his puke, pee, and poop. Any animal experts here who can determine what's going on between these two?

It's quite obvious the frog secretes hallucinogenic substances that your dog uses to communicate with Anubis.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on May 29, 2007, 03:02:46 PM
Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?


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It's quite obvious the frog secretes hallucinogenic substances that your dog uses to communicate with Anubis.
who's Anubis?
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Kullervo on May 29, 2007, 03:03:45 PM
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?

who's Anubis?

(http://digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Anubis_5893.jpg)
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on May 29, 2007, 03:04:40 PM
oh, that's just Ubloobideega's cousin
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Mozart on May 29, 2007, 09:54:02 PM
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Your dog likes to lick things and the frog is really a prince trying to get back to his normal form.
or maybe the frog is a girl dog?

Dogs like to lick things. Dont make me tell the tale you told me about the peanut butter.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Larry Rinkel on May 30, 2007, 10:48:57 AM
Is it wrong for, say, my dog to date a frog even though they are of different species?

Join them in a threesome and see if that answers your question.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: mahlertitan on May 30, 2007, 11:04:19 AM
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: pjme on May 30, 2007, 12:29:53 PM
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.

Dogs very often are spoiled by their bosses and become totaly crazy and lunatic. Dogs are NOT kids, princes or princesses. ;D ???

Do you feel that you raised the dog well? ???

Let him chew a real bone!


Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: mahlertitan on May 30, 2007, 12:30:57 PM
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.


so do humans...
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Sergeant Rock on May 30, 2007, 12:39:43 PM
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?

It could mean that  ;D

Sarge
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on May 31, 2007, 04:55:15 AM
does the dog lick you? if it does, does it mean that the dog wants to date you?
hm, good point...

though i do think the frog enjoyed being licked
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: SimonGodders on May 31, 2007, 05:01:28 AM
It could mean that  ;D

Sarge

Now we are drifting into dodgy territory...

There's a whole film industry dedicated to this... :-\
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Gurn Blanston on May 31, 2007, 05:01:42 AM
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\

Greg,
See if your "frog" is actually a toad. If it is, get back to me and I'll tell you what I know.

8)
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on May 31, 2007, 05:15:50 AM
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\
;D

Greg,
See if your "frog" is actually a toad. If it is, get back to me and I'll tell you what I know.

8)
well, if i see it again...
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: маразм1 on May 31, 2007, 10:40:55 AM
Animals do not date. They are in heat, mate ,have a litter, feed the pups...you propably know how it all works.

Dogs very often are spoiled by their bosses and become totaly crazy and lunatic. Dogs are NOT kids, princes or princesses. ;D ???

Do you feel that you raised the dog well? ???

Let him chew a real bone!




I read somewhere that elephants are monogamous.  They have one partner for 30 years. 
Title: Species You Are Considering Dating
Post by: karlhenning on May 31, 2007, 10:44:15 AM
It's hard to have a serious discussion on inter-species dating without Sean... :-\

Enter the Gurnatron

 8)
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2007, 10:48:17 AM
Perhaps, a well-proportioned one-celled organism.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Ubloobideega on May 31, 2007, 10:49:11 AM
Perhaps, a well-proportioned one-celled organism.
nah, they're too picky when it comes time to order food from a restaurant.
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2007, 10:50:42 AM
nah, they're too picky when it comes time to order food from a restaurant.

It's the meal proportions. I mean, one micro-meal, should contain a microgram of food...
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: Ubloobideega on May 31, 2007, 10:56:26 AM
that's sad that humans have the inability to discuss the best ways to meet their own demise....

well, speaking of one-celled organisms, maybe i'll consult them
Title: Species You Are Considering Dating
Post by: karlhenning on May 31, 2007, 11:07:53 AM
It's the meal proportions. I mean, one micro-meal, should contain a microgram of food...

Besides, your date could probably make a meal right off the tabletop without ordering anything from the menu.
Title: Re: Species You Are Considering Dating
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2007, 11:10:44 AM
Besides, your date could probably make a meal right of the tabletop without ordering anything from the menu.

Cheap, too!  :)
Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: karlhenning on June 07, 2007, 09:56:41 AM
Stop the presses!

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Title: Re: Inter-species dating
Post by: greg on June 08, 2007, 03:52:40 AM
another Hollywood movie i would love not to watch....